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This is a normal post drugs are bad, mkay.
but that anim was great.
 (I helped save b3ta! Damocles wants no part of your debauchery, Sun 4 Jul 2010, 15:53, Reply)
This is a normal post Fantastico!
Mr. T with a snot bubble?!
 (I helped save b3ta! RedHouse over yonder, Sun 4 Jul 2010, 15:54, Reply)
This is a normal post Ooo..
I liked that very much!
 (I helped save b3ta! Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver I have very beautiful lips, Sun 4 Jul 2010, 17:51, Reply)
This is a normal post Kickass
I want what he's on.
 (I helped save b3ta! Butters and his titanium codsocket, Sun 4 Jul 2010, 18:04, Reply)
This is a link post I know i've posterd recently but WHAT THE FUCK IS
IF_HTML_FUNCTION?

It messes up the comments and other things on youtube (this video is just an example) but it's everywhere.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=jwpO-nnFY9g

here as well.
(hieronymus bosch pcmechanic 4ver in ar harts, goodnite sweet angle, Sun 4 Jul 2010, 13:47, Reply)
This is a normal post 4chan shennanigans
See here for details: www.reddit.com/r/pics/comments/clu8l/troll_youtube_4chan_comes_up_with_a_script_that/
 (I helped save b3ta! Hellzapoppin, Sun 4 Jul 2010, 13:51, Reply)
This is a normal post oh 4chan
you cheeky little scamps
 (I helped save b3ta! weaver., Sun 4 Jul 2010, 13:57, Reply)
This is a normal post That dude sure is having a major
wank over that rainbow
 (I helped save b3ta! The sherif of Mottingclam R.I.P Marco, Sun 4 Jul 2010, 14:29, Reply)
This is a normal post The idiot!
everyone knows wanking at rainbows makes them disappear
 (I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Sun 4 Jul 2010, 14:42, Reply)
This is a normal post Haha, multiple rainbow orgasms!

(I helped save b3ta! Jorvic, Sun 4 Jul 2010, 15:31, Reply)
This is a normal post Looks like they've enabled "safety mode" to hide comments (and reduce the chance of XSS attacks).
How difficult is it to strip HTML, really?
 (I helped save b3ta! benryves Now I'm radioactive! That can't be good!, Sun 4 Jul 2010, 14:58, Reply)
This is a normal post you pesky little scamps 4chan
this is the best explanation and how to mess up youtube guide I found so far
alturl.com/dopah
 (I helped save b3ta! The invisible ham Fig rolls are the best, Sun 4 Jul 2010, 15:12, Reply)
This is a normal post Why you...
these speakers were expensive!
 (I helped save b3ta! JamTallons, Sun 4 Jul 2010, 15:26, Reply)
This is a normal post Pesky skamps indeed:
i.imgur.com/j9Hg4.jpg
 (I helped save b3ta! JamTallons, Sun 4 Jul 2010, 15:24, Reply)
This is a normal post it appears
to be all over now
 (chippy time travel agents, Sun 4 Jul 2010, 15:26, Reply)
This is a normal post I played his whilst the missus was washing up............
she had a '...porn at 12pm on a Sunday?' look about her :)
4chan, gotta love 'em!
 (Spin Its a thing., Sun 4 Jul 2010, 16:11, Reply)
This is a link post Own goal

(I helped save b3ta! The Scrunt Wants a Dozen Pints, Sun 4 Jul 2010, 13:25, Reply)
This is a normal post hahahaha OUCH!!
unlucy twice in quick succession
 (I helped save b3ta! Avast is still alive!!!!, Sun 4 Jul 2010, 14:35, Reply)
This is a normal post ^This^
:D
 (I helped save b3ta! LeightonJimbo has remembered his password!, Sun 4 Jul 2010, 20:16, Reply)
This is a normal post Fook me! Mervue United!
I live in Mervue! It's a tiny tiny part of Galway. Go on the boys!
 (KnackerDwarf, Sun 4 Jul 2010, 21:00, Reply)
This is a normal post Captions.
The YouTube equivalent of a laughter track.
 (I helped save b3ta! wheresthefish Partly filled with wrong, Sun 4 Jul 2010, 22:21, Reply)
This is a normal post ^this
i had to watch it again because you cant even see what happened!
 (augsav forgot about B3ta, Mon 5 Jul 2010, 15:24, Reply)
This is a link post CUUUUUTE
polar bear plays with dogs.
 (hieronymus bosch pcmechanic 4ver in ar harts, goodnite sweet angle, Sun 4 Jul 2010, 13:25, Reply)
This is a normal post You want the Funk?
www.youtube.com/watch?v=X8TRwMe7YpE

You can't handle the funk!
 (I helped save b3ta! Lanc Weekend Trailer Park Supervisor, Sun 4 Jul 2010, 10:28, Reply)
This is a normal post fuck me
b3tan to it!!
 (I helped save b3ta! Avast is still alive!!!!, Sun 4 Jul 2010, 10:31, Reply)
This is a normal post It must be the coffee i just had
Lightning reflexes. It wont last.
 (I helped save b3ta! Lanc Weekend Trailer Park Supervisor, Sun 4 Jul 2010, 10:32, Reply)
This is a normal post great track, great album, great voice, genius.
have this, Funkadelic - One Nation Under A Groove
 (I helped save b3ta! Avast is still alive!!!!, Sun 4 Jul 2010, 10:30, Reply)
This is a normal post George Clinton wins everytime.
:D
 (I helped save b3ta! Jimbuktu See? Right here, Sun 4 Jul 2010, 10:56, Reply)
This is a normal post His hair scares me.
.
 (Gratch Sit Ubu sit, Sun 4 Jul 2010, 11:07, Reply)
This is a normal post You should see him live
Then it will be the 65 yr old man in a nappy that opens every show that will scare you instead...

Edit: Oh, and the best live chants ever -From the windows, to the walls, to the sweat running off my balls, hoobadooba dooba doobadooba dooba
 (I helped save b3ta! Jimbuktu See? Right here, Sun 4 Jul 2010, 11:20, Reply)
This is a normal post Err, the nappy dude just died recently...
Apparently he was a founder memeber and a main composer/arranger for the band. Lets just hope they keep touring forever. Amazing live. 4 and a half hour set.
 (unreliablemonkeybutler, Sun 4 Jul 2010, 11:50, Reply)
This is a normal post the very best/funkiest version of this song
Stevie Wonder with Stevie Ray Vaughan, Jody Watley, Salt 'n' Pepa and Brown Mark

www.youtube.com/watch?v=tBEkolNNfJc
 (wallynothere rnot without protection, Sun 4 Jul 2010, 10:36, Reply)
This is a normal post WRONG!
this is the funkiest version
www.youtube.com/watch?v=_ul7X5js1vE
 (I helped save b3ta! The little pink animal is mostly harmless, except on, Sun 4 Jul 2010, 12:09, Reply)
This is a normal post Great song
I slightly prefer the live version done on Sesame Street (played totally straight) www.youtube.com/watch?v=_ul7X5js1vE
 (I helped save b3ta! Thrill_My_Chinchilla is old and unimproved, Sun 4 Jul 2010, 10:40, Reply)
This is a normal post Winner so far!
Cheers for all the Funk, my furry friendly funk finders! mmmmmm bisto!
 (Gratch Sit Ubu sit, Sun 4 Jul 2010, 10:45, Reply)
This is a normal post fuck yes.
i'm diggin' the kid in red on the balcony who is gettin' down big time, away with the funk.
 (I helped save b3ta! Avast is still alive!!!!, Sun 4 Jul 2010, 11:15, Reply)
This is a normal post Along with bacon neing the official food for /links...
I hereby declare funk being the official music genre :-)

FUNKY!!!
 (I helped save b3ta! @RBFesquire Good luck b3ta, was nice knowing you. So long., Sun 4 Jul 2010, 11:32, Reply)
This is a normal post How about funk and bacon
in one link??
 (I helped save b3ta! RedHouse over yonder, Sun 4 Jul 2010, 15:49, Reply)
This is a normal post Further Sunday Funk
Ohio Players..
www.youtube.com/watch?v=NEscJWErZ0I
 (asciifaceofbob bob bob bob bob bob bob bob, Sun 4 Jul 2010, 12:18, Reply)
This is a normal post I love Stevie during this period... here's another not on any of his albums...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=HMOYwgQrexs
 (I helped save b3ta! --- ---, Sun 4 Jul 2010, 12:27, Reply)
This is a normal post A nice long extended live version
Here
 (I helped save b3ta! Darklord, Sun 4 Jul 2010, 13:33, Reply)
This is a normal post Popular link, 3rd time in one thread ;-)
This is kind of funky, and the ending is a surprise.
 (I helped save b3ta! RedHouse over yonder, Sun 4 Jul 2010, 15:28, Reply)
This is a link post Have some Platypus I made this!
You see this leetle fella ere? You can eat 'im.
(SSSSS, Sun 4 Jul 2010, 10:17, Reply)
This is a normal post I will take mine..
With a squeeze of Lemming please!
 (Gratch Sit Ubu sit, Sun 4 Jul 2010, 10:23, Reply)
This is a normal post Always makes me think of this song
www.youtube.com/watch?v=O21St4SMs68
 (I helped save b3ta! zacherynuk @echo off, Sun 4 Jul 2010, 10:43, Reply)
This is a link post Maradona's World Cup.
Unfortunately Argentina are out, so have this one instead diego. Although I believe he has cleaned himself up these days and is a reformed character.
 (I helped save b3ta! Avast is still alive!!!!, Sun 4 Jul 2010, 9:52, Reply)
This is a normal post The man is a star.
The moment he got caught on the jumbotron, and he blew everyone a kiss.

And yes yes, he hand balled the goal, but people some times forget that in the same match he took it from his own goal line, took on every england player (including Lineker, twice) and scored. I dont normally like football, but I can understand why people like it with genius like that!
 (I helped save b3ta! @RBFesquire Good luck b3ta, was nice knowing you. So long., Sun 4 Jul 2010, 9:57, Reply)
This is a normal post i have been loving him at this years world cup
one of its main stars, more entertaining than some of the football and many of the players. Agree re: hand of god goal. the 2nd goal, at the start he does his "maradona turn" and leaves 2 England players for dead. No one stops him. Gary Lineker once said that the pitch that day was appalling and cut up to fuck, and maradona was still able to play with his silky skills.

i hope he doesn't quit as Argentina manager. Its not entirely his fault, he has Ruggeri and Bilardo (who was manager in 1986!) on his coaching team.
 (I helped save b3ta! Avast is still alive!!!!, Sun 4 Jul 2010, 10:15, Reply)
This is a normal post I agree...
I hate to say it, but Germany are a different class. And again, I am no footy fan, but even I can see that. I actually have a bit more respect for the england team by getting 2 goals past them.
 (I helped save b3ta! @RBFesquire Good luck b3ta, was nice knowing you. So long., Sun 4 Jul 2010, 11:26, Reply)
This is a normal post Don't you mean 1 goal??
:p
 (I helped save b3ta! Alzo wouldn't ride your mum into battle, Sun 4 Jul 2010, 11:32, Reply)
This is a normal post
I know what I meant :-D
 (I helped save b3ta! @RBFesquire Good luck b3ta, was nice knowing you. So long., Sun 4 Jul 2010, 11:33, Reply)
This is a normal post Arguably the best World Cup Finals goal, but your recollection of it is pants!

(>NARF! Quality WTF chimp action, Sun 4 Jul 2010, 17:45, Reply)
This is a normal post i dont normally like the football.
but lineker did try twice. its enough i actually remember it because football normally bores the living crap of me.
 (I helped save b3ta! @RBFesquire Good luck b3ta, was nice knowing you. So long., Sun 4 Jul 2010, 18:39, Reply)
This is a link post Paintballs Coming Home...
A bit of HMHB for the morning :-)

This is for you -Zuchini-!!!
(I helped save b3ta! @RBFesquire Good luck b3ta, was nice knowing you. So long., Sun 4 Jul 2010, 9:15, Reply)
This is a normal post excellent stuff
supercalifragilisticborussia mochungladbach
 (I helped save b3ta! Avast is still alive!!!!, Sun 4 Jul 2010, 10:11, Reply)
This is a normal post :-)
www.youtube.com/watch?v=JEag0ss9pFU&feature=related
 (I helped save b3ta! @RBFesquire Good luck b3ta, was nice knowing you. So long., Sun 4 Jul 2010, 11:27, Reply)
This is a link post I Kissed A Nerd.
1:49 - 1:53 FTW.
(I helped save b3ta! LeightonJimbo has remembered his password!, Sun 4 Jul 2010, 9:01, Reply)
This is a link post guys first official video blog

(I helped save b3ta! connor, Sun 4 Jul 2010, 8:55, Reply)
This is a normal post I made it to 5 minutes before my braincells started to die
Rule number 1 of blogging, "noone gives a shit about your life story, so blog about something else."
 (I helped save b3ta! Firkinfedup last shat on your wife's tits at, Sun 4 Jul 2010, 9:19, Reply)
This is a normal post Noone always likes bad blogs.

(I helped save b3ta! maninahat Too many cocks spoil the brothel., Sun 4 Jul 2010, 13:29, Reply)
This is a normal post That is genuinely sad (in its original sense).
I hope it's a joke.
I made it to 1.30, bit down at the moment, & that isn't cheering me up.
 (I helped save b3ta! Tab Hunter Make this useless process end and so, begin again, Sun 4 Jul 2010, 11:49, Reply)
This is a normal post If this is the first 'official' one...
it begs the question, why were there 'unofficial' ones?
And where are they?
 (I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Mon 5 Jul 2010, 8:19, Reply)
This is a link post New script for my B3ta folder I made this!
Using the awsome Highslide ( highslide.com/ ) and PHPThumb ( phpthumb.sourceforge.net/ ) I have made a quick script this morning to recurse all files in my /b3ta folder and present them in a nice gallery format.

I'm no web person or code monkey, so it's a touch dirty and needs tidying, but does the job... I can link the script itself (with required highslide / phpthumb files) if anybody wants it. Here

Anyway, let me know what you think, and how it performs.

ta
 (I helped save b3ta! zacherynuk @echo off, Sun 4 Jul 2010, 8:12, Reply)
This is a normal post hmm pretty good that, i think i'll have a bash later on
thanks for that
 (I helped save b3ta! sock more tea vicar?, Sun 4 Jul 2010, 8:38, Reply)
This is a normal post It's dead easy
Using the HighSlide editor to get your configs for HTML layout, my only tripping point was PHP 5.3 - you need this fix to make phpthumb work: sourceforge.net/tracker/index.php?func=detail&aid=2937928&group_id=106407&atid=643974
(if you use php 5.3)
 (I helped save b3ta! zacherynuk @echo off, Sun 4 Jul 2010, 9:52, Reply)
This is a normal post nicely
replying for future reference :p
 (I helped save b3ta! mr.dogshit The world's premier anthropomorphic canine faeces, Sun 4 Jul 2010, 10:44, Reply)
This is a normal post Ditch the
highslide and go for jquery.
Google jquery slideshow or gallery. Loads of sexy stuff you can just dump straight in
 (Baj does Minecraft - http://www.youtube.com/w92baj, Sun 4 Jul 2010, 12:14, Reply)
This is a normal post Cheers
I'll check it out... the thing with highslider is the awsome configurator & editor....
 (I helped save b3ta! zacherynuk @echo off, Sun 4 Jul 2010, 14:42, Reply)
This is a link post Death Metal Baby
is metal \m/ \m/
(I helped save b3ta! the_log_knows ..to pay cheeses, to the leopards in your head, Sun 4 Jul 2010, 7:55, Reply)
This is a normal post :-D

(I helped save b3ta! Hellzapoppin, Sun 4 Jul 2010, 13:59, Reply)
This is a link post I Hate Those Meeces To Pieces

Nature bites back. We're currently suffering from a plague of mice down here in Oz. Now if this happened in Britain, we'd just set a pack of Jack Russels on the little bastards and take bets on how many they could kill....

And, we're also on locust watch. Looks like this years locust swarms will be the biggest for 30 years.

Cheers
 (I helped save b3ta! Legless Mister Stabby - shanks for the memory, Sun 4 Jul 2010, 6:14, Reply)
This is a normal post
If it happened in Britain we'd all scream and die. Hope things improve

 (I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Sun 4 Jul 2010, 7:21, Reply)
This is a normal post haha i noticed that too

Cheers
 (I helped save b3ta! sock more tea vicar?, Sun 4 Jul 2010, 8:28, Reply)
This is a normal post ^both of these

cheers
 (I helped save b3ta! Avast is still alive!!!!, Sun 4 Jul 2010, 9:54, Reply)
This is a normal post I think it's charming.

Cheers
 (I helped save b3ta! Tab Hunter Make this useless process end and so, begin again, Sun 4 Jul 2010, 11:50, Reply)
This is a normal post cheers for that
b3ta.com/links/492524

hope this has cheered you up a bit

Cheers
 (I helped save b3ta! Avast is still alive!!!!, Sun 4 Jul 2010, 14:34, Reply)
This is a normal post I did, a bit. Cheers.
And so has the cake I've just been given.
*types whilst scattering cakey crumbs all over my laptop*
 (I helped save b3ta! Tab Hunter Make this useless process end and so, begin again, Sun 4 Jul 2010, 16:17, Reply)
This is a normal post
Sounds sortof biblical
 (macroscian (1 like), Sun 4 Jul 2010, 7:58, Reply)
This is a normal post shit
THAT'S the worst you have? there's hurricanes in america and a lunatic on the run here, and the worst you have is a bit of mice?

:P
 (The Blue Brony Flogging a Dead Horse Since, Sun 4 Jul 2010, 8:19, Reply)
This is a normal post really?
well you'll get no sympathy from me ;)
 (I helped save b3ta! Avast is still alive!!!!, Sun 4 Jul 2010, 11:17, Reply)
This is a normal post I think that's happening in my house
and that's in England. Does anyone have some Jack Russels I can borrow?
 (I helped save b3ta! Jimbuktu See? Right here, Sun 4 Jul 2010, 11:01, Reply)
This is a normal post I look after this little man occasionally
I don't think he's caught any rats or mice yet, he's still young


This fella caught 2 mice last weekend and it made him a bit poorly

 (I helped save b3ta! zozamaroo, Sun 4 Jul 2010, 11:54, Reply)
This is a normal post : D

(I helped save b3ta! --- ---, Sun 4 Jul 2010, 12:29, Reply)
This is a normal post About 20s in.
Seen worse video. though.
Apparently, when you go out at night, you can hearing them crunch under foot.
 (I helped save b3ta! Sextant goes to him is emotionally erect, on this day, Sun 4 Jul 2010, 12:30, Reply)
This is a link post American remake time again! NSFW
This looks much more entertaining than that alleged Johnny Depp movie.

Hope this isn't gc - some nsfw language at the end.
(I helped save b3ta! notmoro and mrnotmoro : formerly Ishamael and his Missus, Sun 4 Jul 2010, 5:04, Reply)
This is a link post Community Cup 2010
The yearly charity match between two local community radio stations and group of musicians. Was too far away to get any real photos of the match and streakers. Other people will have those.
 (TimChuma, Sun 4 Jul 2010, 3:34, Reply)
This is a link post Ooooh look I'm on the telly!! I made this!
"Graham's World" is an eight part TV series starring little old me in a delightful mish-mash of the first year of my demented (but quite frankly charming) challenge to be the first chap to visit every country in the world in one rather epic surface journey. And it starts on Tuesday night while you're waiting for the footy to kick off.

But you can only watch it in Australia and Asia and the Middle East on the National Geographic Adventure Channel. In Blighty you're just going to have to watch Snog Marry Avoid on BBC3 instead. Or you can read me blogs by googling 'Graham Hughes'.

Sweet!!

BTW, I'm up to 161 countries now and I'm still not even nearly dead. Result!
 (thatgingerscouser (bloke what went to every country without flying), Sun 4 Jul 2010, 0:51, Reply)
This is a normal post didnt you get arrested in Brazil?

(I helped save b3ta! Captain Pilchard The king of B-movies!, Sun 4 Jul 2010, 0:55, Reply)
This is a normal post Nah
Cape Verde. And Congo.

But it's okay, I didn't get bummed or nothing.
 (thatgingerscouser (bloke what went to every country without flying), Sun 4 Jul 2010, 0:56, Reply)
This is a normal post Oh I am sorry.
Edit:nice work though fellow Northwestener!
 (I helped save b3ta! Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver I have very beautiful lips, Sun 4 Jul 2010, 1:00, Reply)
This is a normal post Ah bugger. Shame we can't watch it.
I'm sure some entrepreneuring geek will make a torrent of it tho?
 (I helped save b3ta! dirtyscarab intends to live forever. So far, so good..., Sun 4 Jul 2010, 2:26, Reply)
This is a normal post Listen, it's all gone strange while you've been gone
We have had a wedding in Downing street garden between the leaders of the Conservatives and the Liberal Democrats. They now share the seat of power by Nick Clegg sitting on David Camerons lap (while Cameron grabs his boob).

Also, John Prescott has been made a LORD and so has Floella Benjamin from Playschool (well, Baroness).

When you get back, you're going to just see the end of the Olympics closing ceremony and it'll be like 28 days later with one of the official mascots being patient zero.

But, don't worry too much. Liverpool have kept their promise not to win anything until after you get back so you don't miss it :)
 (I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Sun 4 Jul 2010, 5:15, Reply)
This is a normal post now that's not fair
they might win the unibond league in a few years ;)
 (The Blue Brony Flogging a Dead Horse Since, Sun 4 Jul 2010, 8:21, Reply)
This is a normal post you luck bastard
im saving for my surface trip from hobart to london, $20 down $50000 to go.
yendysnodnol.wordpress.com/
 (tichy, Sun 4 Jul 2010, 10:47, Reply)
This is a link post Happy 4th July, Merkin B3tards :D
I'll just pop this by here
(I helped save b3ta! the_log_knows ..to pay cheeses, to the leopards in your head, Sun 4 Jul 2010, 0:27, Reply)
This is a normal post This time last year
I was in Atlanta failing to offend anyone with my union jack t shirt...

/life fail
 (I helped save b3ta! Proboscisface wrong sounding muppet, Sun 4 Jul 2010, 17:22, Reply)
This is a link post Compliment Taser
...want.
(I helped save b3ta! kolonel_kahlua, Sat 3 Jul 2010, 23:46, Reply)
This is a normal post Haha, brilliant.
Some of their other videos are pretty good too. Remember someone posted a big compilation on here a while ago. :)
 (I helped save b3ta! Incredibly Ordinary Dave needs your clothes, your boots and your motorcycle, Sun 4 Jul 2010, 1:05, Reply)
This is a normal post I like this one...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=bcJYvGSSQD8&feature=related
 (kgibsonuk, Sun 4 Jul 2010, 3:28, Reply)
This is a link post Milky Dream I made this!
: D
(I helped save b3ta! --- ---, Sat 3 Jul 2010, 23:33, Reply)
This is a normal post Thirsting to dream . . . and dreaming to thirst . . .

(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sat 3 Jul 2010, 23:40, Reply)
This is a normal post hahah
im worrying about your sanity, your videos seem to get more obscure as time goes on. HAHAHAHA great video as per. *click*
 (I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Sun 4 Jul 2010, 1:42, Reply)
This is a normal post weeeooow
One of lifes mysteries solved righ there! *clicks*
 (I helped save b3ta! Firkinfedup last shat on your wife's tits at, Sun 4 Jul 2010, 9:21, Reply)

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