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Rarasus
I made this!
Hello, I'll be posting some new vids here. They'll be answers to questions Arasus is asked. Any kind of question, you ask them via comment on Youtube.
I'll put a anwers vid up every few weeks. : )
and yes...it's going to be a little weird to say the least.
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Dear Rarasus,
How do I beat Thrackulac in 'Kingdom of Budokai 3: The Everning'
I'm using the Gun-Hose on his mecha-larynx, but I keep getting hit with his Soup of Chodes.
Regards,
Ethel Millsbury-Boothe (Mr)
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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Mon 19 Jul 2010, 21:04,
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: P
I meant on youtube, oops! otherwise it won't make much sense. Damn, will edit now....
: )
sweet, cheers : )
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Dear Rarasus,
I dun dat.
Also, when is my wife coming back from the shops, it's been three years now. We only needed fucking soup!?!
Regards,
Eth
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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Mon 19 Jul 2010, 21:09,
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Fucking soup?
Isn't that what you make after 4 hours of bum sex in the bath after a particularly hot curry the night before?
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redazril I LIKE DRUGS!, Mon 19 Jul 2010, 21:55,
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all by yourself?
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Bad translation, or just bad?
Totally pathetic but the notice at the top of the page really made me chuckle!
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fluffymitten NAN, Mon 19 Jul 2010, 20:31,
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Exquisite typography
And the use of white space is exemplary
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applehead herp derp, Mon 19 Jul 2010, 20:33,
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oh
I was visiting that site earlier, having never been there before and then I come over here and you have posted it as a link spoooky
... oh nevermind
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zozamaroo, Mon 19 Jul 2010, 22:53,
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Ha
"The website is experimenting some technical difficulties"
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Alabaster Codify wouldn't piss on yr gums if yr teeth were on fire, Mon 19 Jul 2010, 22:57,
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It's obvious
You have to fold your screen so that all the blank space in the middle goes away and the text moves into view!
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RedHouse over yonder, Tue 20 Jul 2010, 5:49,
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How to play the Marracas
Japan style 8¬P
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umbongotime meh.........., Mon 19 Jul 2010, 19:33,
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Mummy I'm scared
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..wil, Mon 19 Jul 2010, 21:22,
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scared painfully aroused.
Seriously though- OP, what on earth were you looking for?!
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Tab Hunter Make this useless process end and so, begin again, Mon 19 Jul 2010, 22:37,
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Through the Wormhole, Is there a Creator?
With Morgan Feckin' Freeman.
Ponderous stuff.
From the blurb:
What are we made of? What was there before the beginning? Are we really alone? Is there a creator? These questions have been pondered by the most brilliant minds of the human race. Now, science has evolved to the point where hard facts and evidence may be able to provide us with answers.
Links to 5 part playlist.
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@RBFesquire Good luck b3ta, was nice knowing you. So long., Mon 19 Jul 2010, 19:30,
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Spoiler:
There isn't.
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Digeridude Lord Wellington's Beef Trapeze, Mon 19 Jul 2010, 19:39,
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*clicks*
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Jorvic, Mon 19 Jul 2010, 20:26,
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Probably the best two responses I've seen on b3ta.
Carry on the good work :)
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Claws of Doom I am no longer infected, Mon 19 Jul 2010, 20:32,
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oh ok then.
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Roxon, Mon 19 Jul 2010, 20:32,
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I know that,
but it is not truly that creatooooooooor! As Freeman insists on calling it.
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@RBFesquire Good luck b3ta, was nice knowing you. So long., Tue 20 Jul 2010, 7:16,
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While I think the whole "we're living in the Matrix" in part 4 is a bit naff...
...I do like how they keep cutting to a monitor with a load of Lisp code on it. I wonder if its a subtle nod to xkcd.
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BoneIdol, Mon 19 Jul 2010, 20:24,
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I have this to watch. Looking forward to sitting through it
After I watch A Serbian Film.
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redazril I LIKE DRUGS!, Mon 19 Jul 2010, 21:00,
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After watching the first 10 seconds,
it already reminds me of the M-Theory episode of Horizon which doesn't mention god once (AFAIK) and is therefore much betterer.
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mr.dogshit The world's premier anthropomorphic canine faeces, Mon 19 Jul 2010, 21:23,
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Now that I've watched it
I think it's a bit shit. Like many of the new physics shows, lots of crazy ideas but little substance.
But thanks for the link, I did want to check this out in case it was good :)
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Roxon, Mon 19 Jul 2010, 21:54,
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is that
not what all the "new physics" is all about anyway. There is no substance, just a load of excited energy.
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gearanach #wankwankwank, Mon 19 Jul 2010, 22:17,
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This is well worth a watch if you've got a spare half hour
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Xyphious : Sinkin' Gin since '85, Mon 19 Jul 2010, 22:26,
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Ah I found it - Funny name corner
Wankathon in Castlefield, anyone?
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jon626537, Mon 19 Jul 2010, 19:12,
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manchester jass fest's twitter?
BE GONE, RETAILER OF SPAM!
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The Blue Brony Flogging a Dead Horse Since, Mon 19 Jul 2010, 20:02,
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That ain't spam!
We found it hilarious anyway.
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jon626537, Mon 19 Jul 2010, 21:19,
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Not that it's going to stop the frothing hyperbole
But there's still no evidence to link violence in video games to crime.
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Biscuit Burlesque wants to be Dita von Teas, Mon 19 Jul 2010, 18:54,
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There is, however, plenty of evidence that links violence in video games to fun.
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Vlad the Inhaler forgot his password, Tue 20 Jul 2010, 13:23,
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This is, apparently, one of the big deals that wikileaks referred in a past tweet
projects.washingtonpost.com/top-secret-america/articles/a-hidden-world-growing-beyond-control/
Interesting read
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applehead herp derp, Mon 19 Jul 2010, 19:10,
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good lord!
"Some 1,271 government organizations and 1,931 private companies work on programs related to counterterrorism, homeland security and intelligence in about 10,000 locations across the United States."
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Dr Drink, Mon 19 Jul 2010, 19:14,
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Dating Do's and Dont's...
I made this!
Remix of the 1949 Coronet Instructional Film
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Three Dog Man, Mon 19 Jul 2010, 18:02,
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Haha
The cheeky whistle at the end makes it.
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Butters and his titanium codsocket, Mon 19 Jul 2010, 18:13,
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Ta!
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Three Dog Man, Mon 19 Jul 2010, 18:35,
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I like this
Add the video editing is reminiscent of the excellent Exploitica.
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john3ners has relocated to the Highlands, Mon 19 Jul 2010, 19:40,
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Thanks for the positive validation
I'll take a look at Exploitica
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Three Dog Man, Mon 19 Jul 2010, 20:24,
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Must remember to stuff my face with candyfloss.
On every date.
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farnishk Apparently a terrorist,, Mon 19 Jul 2010, 20:15,
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One could probably stuff an enormous amount into one's face.
What with it shrinking when wet. I reckon I could stuff a couple of buckets worth without swallowing. I'd have to have lots of tiny sips of water though.
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Three Dog Man, Mon 19 Jul 2010, 20:21,
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This is a deeply worrying comment
unless one has read the previous one.
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john3ners has relocated to the Highlands, Mon 19 Jul 2010, 21:33,
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haha!
Well spotted
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Three Dog Man, Mon 19 Jul 2010, 22:50,
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hahaha nice one
"Anne, do you do anal?"
well, so long.
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Avast is still alive!!!!, Mon 19 Jul 2010, 22:52,
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Hahah
I LOLed a bit.
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Heaping Spoonful of sugar, Tue 20 Jul 2010, 3:34,
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Fuckoff big crash
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Pew Pew Pew! Lasers! wannabe Gong Farmer, Mon 19 Jul 2010, 17:35,
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yeah! fuck off big crash!
And you can fuck off too, moderately unsettling impact!
/hides
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Damocles wants no part of your debauchery, Mon 19 Jul 2010, 17:37,
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Jesus FUCK!
I've stood where it landed.
Fuuuck...
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wheresthefish Partly filled with wrong, Mon 19 Jul 2010, 18:23,
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RUN AWAY!! RUN AWAY!!
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JamTallons, Mon 19 Jul 2010, 18:45,
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No matter how smart we think we are, when surprised by a threat coming towards us
we still do the automatic thing and run away directly opposite it's direction, not the perpendicular, which would have been the sensible thing to do.
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..wil, Mon 19 Jul 2010, 19:19,
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I think perhaps you're not conversant with circuit layout
Armco to your left, wire fence to your right. Where do you run, toward the car, or away from it?
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Pew Pew Pew! Lasers! wannabe Gong Farmer, Mon 19 Jul 2010, 19:25,
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grow a pair
and run towards it!
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Dr Drink, Mon 19 Jul 2010, 19:28,
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For
SPARTAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!
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Gooddeed89, Mon 19 Jul 2010, 19:41,
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And punch it out of the air.
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SomeLousyBum Why where you bought it?!, Mon 19 Jul 2010, 22:10,
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Ah true,
toward it then?
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..wil, Mon 19 Jul 2010, 21:24,
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ashally, that's incorrect.
For something like a falling tree, perpendicular would be correct, but for something like a flipping car, away from is better. The reason being that with every impact on the floor, there's a chance the car will lose it's forward momentum. By running away from it you increase the distance it must travel to reach you, and increase the chances it will stop before hitting you.
Of course, the people running from the car were not actually thinking this - they were thinking "FUKFUKFUKFUKFUKFUKFUK"
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Damocles wants no part of your debauchery, Mon 19 Jul 2010, 20:03,
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..
New pants please
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Williams FW26 Walrus Nose, Mon 19 Jul 2010, 20:26,
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FUUUUUUUUCK!!!
I stand about there pretty much every time I go. I might find somewhere else now.
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evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Mon 19 Jul 2010, 20:39,
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SHIT!F**K!!!!
AAAaaarrrggh!!! mental, those guys were really lucky
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Not as good as the time I crashed
into your mums FANNY!
:p
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mr.dogshit The world's premier anthropomorphic canine faeces, Mon 19 Jul 2010, 21:26,
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Nice to see the driver walked out of that wreck
cause that's the car I drive.
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Invisible Wizard - 12th Level Errorer, Mon 19 Jul 2010, 22:08,
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That's your car?
I'm sure it'll buff out.
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quaint, Mon 19 Jul 2010, 22:40,
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Wise choice
I certainly feel a lot happier knowing that if I were to ever decide to fling my Leon ten feet into the air and flip it over the barrier, I'd probably be OK.
Actually, I suspect these are the TDI models, I drive a petrol. Perhaps I'll ease off a bit...
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wheresthefish Partly filled with wrong, Tue 20 Jul 2010, 20:52,
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He had 7 year no claims bonus before too!
Was everyone ok?
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spesh., Mon 19 Jul 2010, 22:11,
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I was at this race - but i didn't see the big crash.
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samwisethesick, Mon 19 Jul 2010, 22:40,
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The Periodic Table of Irrational Nonsense
NOT made by me, but I think that this deserves (a) more hits, (b) to be seen on more t-shirts.
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Amish Information Systems hates misplaced, commas, Mon 19 Jul 2010, 17:30,
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I like how Bible Code is Bs
Nice; make a good wallpaper that would too
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LemonEntryMyDearWatson This time, Moriarty, the hand is on the other foot, Mon 19 Jul 2010, 18:22,
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Oh this makes me jump up & down
and clap my hands. So much goodness.
(The symbol for Cupping is "Ffs". Superb.)
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North Utsira South Utsira, Mon 19 Jul 2010, 18:30,
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Heh!
Loving the 'quack block'.
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@RBFesquire Good luck b3ta, was nice knowing you. So long., Mon 19 Jul 2010, 19:32,
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but wheres
Scientology?
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Roopy all is not what it seams, Mon 19 Jul 2010, 20:08,
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LrH, bottom right in the "delusion zone".
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JamTallons, Mon 19 Jul 2010, 20:20,
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'Our generation's Diana'
The Raoul Moat porcelain figurine.
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Tivert, Mon 19 Jul 2010, 16:49,
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Hahaha!
Very nice!
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..wil, Mon 19 Jul 2010, 19:21,
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you cant buy class
oh wait...NOW you can!
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Dr Drink, Mon 19 Jul 2010, 20:02,
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Crackle.com. Lots of legal streaming movies and TV shows
Adding the word legal to one of your lonely night in activities.
It wont help you with the rest of them though.
*edit. added bonus. Youtube blocked at work? change the www to il. ie: il.youtube.com It gets past my school's filters at least.
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Crap Little Monkey Deathstar, so good they built it twice, Mon 19 Jul 2010, 15:36,
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Band of the Hand is on there :0). Been years since I saw that movie. I am genuinely excited about getting home and watching that.
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ambergambler NotSoSeriousMusicMixedInANotTooSeriousWay, Mon 19 Jul 2010, 15:53,
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band of the hand ftw
although I do remember a particularly dodgy 80s sex scene in there somewhere
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Roopy all is not what it seams, Mon 19 Jul 2010, 17:30,
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I do wish there was a site with lots of films and programmes
and questionable legality.
Never mind.
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Jimbotfu Bummed in the gob again, Mon 19 Jul 2010, 16:46,
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or a site where you could browse through massive lists of sites with lots of films and programs
but you would need an O V guide com pany to do that.
This site seems to be actualy legit.
They're the ones that posted the full glorious Drunken Master on youtube.
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Crap Little Monkey Deathstar, so good they built it twice, Mon 19 Jul 2010, 16:55,
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of course you should never steal movies:
www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pc0mfw4EFEU&feature=related
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Crap Little Monkey Deathstar, so good they built it twice, Mon 19 Jul 2010, 17:04,
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GORGEOUS TINY CHICKEN MACHINE SHOW.
Yaaaay.
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hoifbjifbef, Mon 19 Jul 2010, 17:30,
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And to think...
I was annoyed that the Victoria line said the train would arrive in 1 minute when it took nearer 4 this morning...at least I didn't have to ride on the roof.
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guffguff fuckes your gradeds balls!, Mon 19 Jul 2010, 15:26,
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Riding on the roof is ace!
I trainsurfed for most of a day on a journey from the Andes down to the Pacific coast when I was a student backpacker type. Great fun!
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Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Mon 19 Jul 2010, 16:11,
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cut your hair
hippy
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DefyingDarwin Old, untalented and white,, Mon 19 Jul 2010, 20:56,
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Ahh India
everyday is like being at a festival.
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asciifaceofbob bob bob bob bob bob bob bob, Mon 19 Jul 2010, 16:14,
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or....
it's like one massive pikey estate
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Firkinfedup last shat on your wife's tits at, Mon 19 Jul 2010, 16:19,
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Don't they have
any low bridges there? Out of interest* British tank design during WW2 was entirely subject to the size of our railway tunnels, as that was the only way to transport them to the ports. Hence we had small tanks.
*Might not be interesting.
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TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Mon 19 Jul 2010, 17:18,
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MARU!!!
In which our favourite slightly overweight moggy gets back to the age-old crowd pleaser of mucking about in a box.
Apols for 2 so close together.
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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 19 Jul 2010, 15:16,
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He's a bit of a one trick pony (kitty).
Oh what a fickle and demanding audience we are...
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JamTallons, Mon 19 Jul 2010, 15:46,
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...but what a trick...
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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 19 Jul 2010, 16:19,
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I'm watching 0'32 on a loop here
It's mesmerising stuff!
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thecrapgatsby isn't listening LALALALALALA, Mon 19 Jul 2010, 16:59,
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Pink Thing.
It is pink. And a thing.
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Proboscisface wrong sounding muppet, Mon 19 Jul 2010, 15:08,
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Way cool :)
I love pink thing!
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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 19 Jul 2010, 15:12,
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Why does it remind me of Montgomery Burns?

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Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Mon 19 Jul 2010, 15:16,
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Because it's bringing love!
Don't let it get away!
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I am a cucumber. Save me, Popobawa!, Mon 19 Jul 2010, 15:29,
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Oops...
Couple of hundred million Muslims have been praying in the wrong direction... :/
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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 19 Jul 2010, 14:26,
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hahahahahaha!
sort of proving that IT DOESN'T FUCKING MATTER!
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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Mon 19 Jul 2010, 14:28,
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Exactly.
Almost sounds like the whole thing has been made up by human beings.
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JamTallons, Mon 19 Jul 2010, 14:34,
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*burns building adjacent to embassy*
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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 19 Jul 2010, 14:36,
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*awards Comment of the Day Award*
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Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Mon 19 Jul 2010, 14:52,
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*gives emotional acceptance speech*
*breaks down in floods of tears*
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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 19 Jul 2010, 14:54,
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*Jihad*
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BombayMick Dogs are better than cats, Mon 19 Jul 2010, 15:04,
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I second this plaudit...
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@RBFesquire Good luck b3ta, was nice knowing you. So long., Mon 19 Jul 2010, 18:54,
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Heh!
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@RBFesquire Good luck b3ta, was nice knowing you. So long., Mon 19 Jul 2010, 18:29,
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Actually they're praying into the sky.
Muslims need to remember that the Earth's surface is curved.
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Pew Pew Pew! Lasers! wannabe Gong Farmer, Mon 19 Jul 2010, 14:41,
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Assuming prayer's don't succumb to gravity.
They should pray into a prism, to disperse their prayers, so that hopefully at least some of it will hit Mecca. Then they don't have to be so accurate with their praying.
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Incredibly Ordinary Dave needs your clothes, your boots and your motorcycle, Mon 19 Jul 2010, 14:50,
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But then they'd have to pray harder so that the prayers that get through are as powerful
as if they'd focused their prayers.
What they need to do is build a massive praying machine and blast the living crap out of Mecca with prayers.
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guffguff fuckes your gradeds balls!, Mon 19 Jul 2010, 15:29,
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I think they should install 'prayer pipes'
and pump them straight to mecca.
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mr-lizard Hell's teeth man!, Mon 19 Jul 2010, 17:50,
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can't they just send them via satellite?
for pin point accuracy.
also; does god live in mecca then?
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Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Mon 19 Jul 2010, 18:15,
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Haha!
”After a thorough study with some cosmography and astronomy experts, we learned they’ve been facing southern Somalia and Kenya,”
Mecca's a shithole, i'd much rather pray at Kenya, i might get a pet lion.
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dieselmonkey, Mon 19 Jul 2010, 14:43,
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Where can you see lions?
Only in Kenya!
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crab_bloke), Mon 19 Jul 2010, 15:24,
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forget Norway!
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Damien's Hearse, Mon 19 Jul 2010, 16:28,
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LOL!
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..wil, Mon 19 Jul 2010, 15:43,
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Brill!
If it doesn't matter and god hears the prayers anyway, why change the direction?
:D
Also: Play the game, Fantasy Premier league 2010 - www.b3ta.com/calendar/event/22604
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Druss_The_Legend Splurge!, Mon 19 Jul 2010, 14:49,
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I'm in! Nice idea on the sig thing.
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Paster of Muppets is an incredible screen name, Mon 19 Jul 2010, 15:39,
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technically all prayer
is in the wrong direction
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DefyingDarwin Old, untalented and white,, Mon 19 Jul 2010, 14:59,
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That's good, now they're not doing something useless.
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Peter_G, Mon 19 Jul 2010, 15:00,
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"God understands that humans make mistakes"
Thanks God, thanks a lot.
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benito vaselini no not that one, Mon 19 Jul 2010, 16:02,
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thanks god
thod
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Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Mon 19 Jul 2010, 18:10,
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'crap on sale, line starts here'
Looks more like the sign for the iPad launch roffle
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Bamboo Steamer, Mon 19 Jul 2010, 14:24,
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excellent
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mutated monty, Mon 19 Jul 2010, 14:27,
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It's all true though.
I saw it on the telly...
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UltimateMonkey Ban this sick filth!, Mon 19 Jul 2010, 14:34,
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heh
love the finger chopping bit. I'm sure Jobs would do that to all iPhone buyers if he could get away with it. Much easier than admitting you cocked up.
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Damocles wants no part of your debauchery, Mon 19 Jul 2010, 17:19,
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