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This is a link post The Slough Song I made this!
Dear Lords of the internet,
I am from Sunny Slough.
I submit to you the following offering for you viewing and aural pleasure... aural with an A dont get too worked up. please veiw the link before reading the rest of the bollocks written.....


I hope you enjoyed that large portion of cheddar i would now like to tell you the tale of woe attached to it.............yeh u knew there was a catch

The video was originally made by a group of 47 young people from slough as part of a youth project.
They have asked me to do the best i can to promote it and promote the fact that they have nothing to do this summer at all because the funds that made the video and supplies all the summer activities in slough has been taken away by some meanies who live in the town hall which means that their nice youth clubs wont be open all summer and they wont be able to snog in the safety of the youth club discos or indeed do any other positive activities.
Some of them have been working towards going away on outward bound courses and volunteering in the communitee and now they have been completly let down and had their money taken away with 1 weeks notice before the summer holls.
Its initial message was about the plight of the homeless and that still stands but it now also has new meaning.
Please help them to stick one finger up at THE MAN by spreading this video to the nation.
thanks alot lords of the internet for your time i hope the Treacle mines in your town flow in abundance forever.
(Smassle, Wed 21 Jul 2010, 8:42, Reply)
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BANG!

straight in with a links board post (after being a member for over a year)

I'm torn
 (I helped save b3ta! spagaroony, Wed 21 Jul 2010, 8:43, Reply)
This is a normal post pop
well it took a while for me to have something to show for myself im just smassle on the internet :)
 (Smassle, Wed 21 Jul 2010, 8:50, Reply)
This is a normal post saving the community centre?
you are Ali G
AICMFP
 (Stonkwood Pipes made me do it, Wed 21 Jul 2010, 8:49, Reply)
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I is not Ali G he is from Iver Innit I am from Sunny Slough it is near Iver but wiv less of the posh people
 (Smassle, Wed 21 Jul 2010, 8:52, Reply)
This is a normal post No..
Ali G is from STAINS, he is from SLOUGH - much different! At least 10 mins in a car.

Big up blud! Brrrrup!
 (McDazzle Knows not what he does, Wed 21 Jul 2010, 9:37, Reply)
This is a normal post Um... when i was a kid
I never had any council funding to do stuff.
I used to just get off my arse and do stuff.

And why does a lack of funding mean they can't do volunteer work?

Outward bound courses? That was called walking when I was a kid

sorry if I sound a bit grumpy, but I'm curerently being terorrised in my own home by a gang of teenagers, and I'm a bit sick to death of people always banging on about how more needs to be done for 'the kids' these days. It's bollocks. They have far more opportunities and far more stuff to do than I did at that age, and I didn't feel the need to go around causing mayhem, hurling abuse at people in the street and smashing car windows
 (I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 21 Jul 2010, 8:52, Reply)
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the youth centres will be closed, they can will and have been doing volunteer work but when the youth clubs are closed this summer that wont be as easy.
 (Smassle, Wed 21 Jul 2010, 8:54, Reply)
This is a normal post
all of this
 (I helped save b3ta! spagaroony, Wed 21 Jul 2010, 8:56, Reply)
This is a normal post Dont be a miserable sod!
If teenagers are terrorising you just try and buy their favor with 1980's porn mags and cheap booze. Always works for me!
 (McDazzle Knows not what he does, Wed 21 Jul 2010, 9:43, Reply)
This is a normal post *puts thru McDazzle's windows and shouts poof*

(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 21 Jul 2010, 9:47, Reply)
This is a normal post rarrwarr
wheresmydailymail?
 (The Blue Brony Flogging a Dead Horse Since, Wed 21 Jul 2010, 10:22, Reply)
This is a normal post difference is
Daily Fail readers have no experiences of the things they rage about
 (I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 21 Jul 2010, 10:25, Reply)
This is a normal post Here Here

(I helped save b3ta! -Zuchini- (The artist formally known as dEADfISH), Wed 21 Jul 2010, 10:24, Reply)
This is a normal post Agree totally...
boo fucking hoo.
 (I helped save b3ta! Tab Hunter Make this useless process end and so, begin again, Wed 21 Jul 2010, 11:43, Reply)
This is a normal post it's actually quite catchy.
i wish them all the best.

Slough is a fucking shithole.
 (I helped save b3ta! Kung_Fu_Russ ran out of amusing signatures on, Wed 21 Jul 2010, 10:03, Reply)
This is a link post Taser in the meat and two
Mail Online posts too soon
 (I helped save b3ta! g_j_p, Wed 21 Jul 2010, 8:40, Reply)
This is a normal post heh, comedy double phallic name!

(Stonkwood Pipes made me do it, Wed 21 Jul 2010, 8:46, Reply)
This is a link post Adam Curtis' Goldsmiths vs Journalists
Zac and Jimmy Goldsmith shout down TV journalists 30 years apart
 (benito vaselini no not that one, Wed 21 Jul 2010, 8:35, Reply)
This is a normal post typical tory cunt-bag

(I helped save b3ta! mr.dogshit The world's premier anthropomorphic canine faeces, Wed 21 Jul 2010, 11:05, Reply)
This is a normal post The link to the Jon Stewart thing on that page
is fantastic
 (I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 21 Jul 2010, 11:18, Reply)
This is a link post Toyz Noize!
Toy Story Mashup with a sine wave bass-line. Noice!
(ToMeToYou is bumming a Unicorn on, Wed 21 Jul 2010, 7:45, Reply)
This is a normal post Ya best useing...
... vinegar and newspaper to clean glass I hear
 (I helped save b3ta! -Zuchini- (The artist formally known as dEADfISH), Wed 21 Jul 2010, 10:28, Reply)
This is a link post Newport (Ymerodraeth State of Mind)
Parody parody parody parody.
(King of Beers living the dream, in his head, Wed 21 Jul 2010, 7:37, Reply)
This is a normal post Brillo!
*clicks*
 (ToMeToYou is bumming a Unicorn on, Wed 21 Jul 2010, 7:52, Reply)
This is a normal post That's superb!
Is that the truiumphant return of Goldie lookin' Chain?
 (I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 21 Jul 2010, 8:10, Reply)
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GLC are still banging out the tunes my son. Nobody is buying them like, but their last album (last year) was absolutely fantastic.
 (furey, Fri 23 Jul 2010, 19:17, Reply)
This is a normal post Hahaha!
Damn I miss Wales...
 (I helped save b3ta! Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult., Wed 21 Jul 2010, 8:16, Reply)
This is a normal post that's tidy
nice
 (I helped save b3ta! SpunkyBackpack, Wed 21 Jul 2010, 8:29, Reply)
This is a normal post I fuckin loves the 'Port.
Safe.
 (pissflaps. FSPW, Wed 21 Jul 2010, 9:17, Reply)
This is a normal post brilliant!
There's lovely.
 (I helped save b3ta! Mster Johnny Ekstrom, now that's a name, Wed 21 Jul 2010, 9:26, Reply)
This is a normal post thats
proper special that is
 (I helped save b3ta! A Rory Borealis here under duress, Wed 21 Jul 2010, 9:45, Reply)
This is a normal post Hahaha!!
aces!
 (I helped save b3ta! Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver I have very beautiful lips, Wed 21 Jul 2010, 10:04, Reply)
This is a normal post woot woot
You knows it clart!

In Newport as I write this (only work here mind, wouldn't want to leave here, it's a shit hole).
 (I helped save b3ta! flapmeister knows where your mum lives, Wed 21 Jul 2010, 13:53, Reply)
This is a normal post knows it

(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Wed 21 Jul 2010, 13:54, Reply)
This is a normal post I missed this yesterday, fantastic work!

(I helped save b3ta! ERG1008 is climbing in yo windows & snatchin yo people up, Wed 21 Jul 2010, 16:08, Reply)
This is a normal post Awesome stuff.

(I helped save b3ta! Claws of Doom I am no longer infected, Wed 21 Jul 2010, 19:15, Reply)
This is a normal post ooooooh
That Welsh girl is luuuush.
 (I helped save b3ta! djtrialprice, Wed 21 Jul 2010, 21:26, Reply)
This is a normal post tidy mun
: D
 (I helped save b3ta! --- ---, Wed 21 Jul 2010, 21:39, Reply)
This is a normal post Twinned with Guangxi Province in China...
..there's no province finer


Arf!
 (Jalf, Thu 22 Jul 2010, 15:13, Reply)
This is a normal post Tidy

(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Fri 23 Jul 2010, 17:54, Reply)
This is a normal post Sad truth is
There's no way this is made by real Welsh people.

Everyone I've met in Newport is about as Welsh as Henry VIII.
 (I helped save b3ta! ousgg is not seeking approval, Sat 24 Jul 2010, 2:04, Reply)
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Just because they don't sound like they're from the valleys, doesn't make them not welsh. speaking from experience, being a proud welshman and newport born and bred.

mind you, it is a shithole.
 (scarydylan has lost his scare :(, Sat 24 Jul 2010, 4:44, Reply)
This is a normal post They're English
On BBC Breakfast this morning.
 (I helped save b3ta! ousgg is not seeking approval, Sat 24 Jul 2010, 9:53, Reply)
This is a normal post Everyone I've met in Newport is about as Welsh as Henry VIII.
Have you some definition of Welsh other than from or of Wales you'd like to share?
 (Rhye, Sat 24 Jul 2010, 22:36, Reply)
This is a normal post The Welsh-est thing I have ever seen.
I might say this after every newsletter, but that was the best video I have ever seen.
 (fan-dan-go because mutton chops are cool!, Sat 24 Jul 2010, 16:53, Reply)
This is a normal post EMI sucks dogs balls
That version is better than the original. Bring it back/
 (Draino, Fri 13 Aug 2010, 19:44, Reply)
This is a normal post wow
EMI demonstrate why they are no longer relevant to this world. Fuck you, EMI.
 (Sir Cosmo Bonsor, Fri 13 Aug 2010, 23:37, Reply)
This is a link post The Brass Moustache - Divide Intervention I made this!
It's late, which means I've got another tune I've been toying around with.
Let me know what you think. Any feedback will result in much love.
Get Flash player to hear the audio
(I helped save b3ta! the brass moustache putting the ass moust in brache since, Wed 21 Jul 2010, 5:11, Reply)
This is a link post Being an internet screener
Interesting article about being employed to screen internet content for horribleness.
 (Smale is stuffed, Wed 21 Jul 2010, 4:31, Reply)
This is a normal post Pffttt
I do that as a matter of daily internet surfing
 (I helped save b3ta! jakedamusss I understand, and dont care., Wed 21 Jul 2010, 5:52, Reply)
This is a link post Wheelmate Steering Wheel Desk Tray
The product alone is silly enough (and its been shown here before I think) but mouse-over the thumbnail pics....
 (I helped save b3ta! enoughblueskyforsailorstrousers, Wed 21 Jul 2010, 3:24, Reply)
This is a normal post Hahahaha!
Provided my first genuine laugh of the night! Many thanks!
 (Dyslexic Pidgeon, Wed 21 Jul 2010, 4:07, Reply)
This is a normal post Hahaha
That was the first lol of the day - the reviews are especially good

*clicky*
 (I helped save b3ta! Lady_Cakes, Wed 21 Jul 2010, 7:20, Reply)
This is a normal post This counts as SK
Great set of reviews and great set of customer images.

You may also want to check out this item for sale too: www.amazon.com/exec/obidos/ASIN/B000796XXM/downandoutint-20
 (I helped save b3ta! Crap Little Monkey Deathstar, so good they built it twice, Wed 21 Jul 2010, 8:32, Reply)
This is a link post Cat. Bat. Taken to the mat.
A dog would never etc.
 (another way for gnomes to say hooray ..is having a growl up Auntie Susie's front brush, Wed 21 Jul 2010, 2:47, Reply)
This is a normal post Clever kitty
and it looks so pleased with itself at the end.
 (North Utsira South Utsira, Wed 21 Jul 2010, 9:31, Reply)
This is a link post Blizzard troll.
Sort of like a WoW troll vid I guess.
(Fluffster, Wed 21 Jul 2010, 2:21, Reply)
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I think the REAL translation is something like: "What sort of music do you like?"
And how quiet the club is etc, and then he say's something like "I love this music" and starts dancing.
Sorry, not 100%, but you get the idea
 (I helped save b3ta! Darklord, Wed 21 Jul 2010, 3:53, Reply)
This is a normal post I think the pills kicked in

(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 21 Jul 2010, 8:01, Reply)
This is a link post Girl sleeps with a thousand guys.
News of the world "news" about a slapper.
 (ginsoakedboy would like a nice cup of tea, Wed 21 Jul 2010, 0:54, Reply)
This is a normal post I'm a wee bit surprised that she managed 1000 men
in less time than it took Gene Simmons to get 1000 women
especially since he had them queing up round the block for most of the 80s
 (cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Wed 21 Jul 2010, 1:02, Reply)
This is a normal post to be fair most....
probably got to the top of the queue and actually seen his face then said 'maybe not'
 (I helped save b3ta! Bamboo Steamer, Wed 21 Jul 2010, 9:08, Reply)
This is a normal post "stunner"?
that is all...
 (I helped save b3ta! Jorvic, Wed 21 Jul 2010, 1:29, Reply)
This is a normal post I wouldn't touch her with yours

(Vlad the Inhaler forgot his password, Wed 21 Jul 2010, 8:24, Reply)
This is a normal post
She's been done that many times, she's probably too wide to touch with anyone's...
 (BombayMick Dogs are better than cats, Wed 21 Jul 2010, 9:55, Reply)
This is a normal post the thought of her makes me feel queasy

(I helped save b3ta! Spunky McPunk not dead yet, Wed 21 Jul 2010, 1:31, Reply)
This is a normal post i think she's slept with the same guy 1000 times.
they all look the same in the pictures - a slight pixel-y quality.
 (ginsoakedboy would like a nice cup of tea, Wed 21 Jul 2010, 1:47, Reply)
This is a normal post Her parents would be devistated?
Well no chance of them finding out about it now shes splashed her skankiness all over a national paper.
 (I helped save b3ta! lord turkey boy and the cleft of venus, Wed 21 Jul 2010, 1:59, Reply)
This is a normal post bloody hell.
you'd probably need a walloper the size of a 2 litre bottle of coke just to touch the sides now.
 (Sexual Chocolate!, Wed 21 Jul 2010, 2:31, Reply)
This is a normal post Here I come to save the day!
But, eeeew. Skanky little miss...
 (UltimateMonkey Ban this sick filth!, Wed 21 Jul 2010, 3:00, Reply)
This is a normal post Actually that's a myth.
The tightness, or otherwise, of a woman's vagina is more influenced by muscle tone. Having a baby tears the muscles around that whole area and will obviously have an affect, but there is no human penis that is anywhere near large enough to permanently alter the size of a woman's vagina.
 (Vlad the Inhaler forgot his password, Wed 21 Jul 2010, 8:26, Reply)
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that's what they told you?
 (I helped save b3ta! spagaroony, Wed 21 Jul 2010, 8:38, Reply)
This is a normal post This?
THIS is the 500,000th message on Links?!

:(
 (__, Wed 21 Jul 2010, 8:37, Reply)
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Why would she share this?
 (I helped save b3ta! enoughblueskyforsailorstrousers, Wed 21 Jul 2010, 3:26, Reply)
This is a normal post That works out about 1 guy every 3 and a half days
Classy
 (I helped save b3ta! boyo81 was laying down his ordinance on, Wed 21 Jul 2010, 3:27, Reply)
This is a normal post
if she wasnt bonking while up on blocks then her story is even worse.
 (I helped save b3ta! enoughblueskyforsailorstrousers, Wed 21 Jul 2010, 3:32, Reply)
This is a normal post Im sure a lady of her class and determination would find a suitable alternative during such times

(I helped save b3ta! lord turkey boy and the cleft of venus, Wed 21 Jul 2010, 6:51, Reply)
This is a normal post I find it hilarious
How she thinks it's empowering and not dirty or slutty. It's got to be the least classy thing she could do. And you can't even remember some of the names? And after 1000 you're just NOW regretting it? come on. That woman will never ever be able to have a simple, reliable monogamous relationship with an average caring man because she'll have too much to compare the sex to. Even though she says it's what she wants, she'll never have it, and has probably ruined her life forever. Enjoy AIDS and any other number of diseases you undoubtedly have, you trollop.
 (LakAttack, Wed 21 Jul 2010, 6:40, Reply)
This is a normal post good for her!
i know i couldnt take that much cock.
 (chopchopchopchop chopchopchopchopchopchopchop, Wed 21 Jul 2010, 7:12, Reply)
This is a normal post "We were desperate to have sex so we did it in the toilets."
Classy lady
 (sirhiss, Wed 21 Jul 2010, 7:43, Reply)
This is a normal post And if this had been
about Gene Simmons bedding 1000 women would your reactions be the same?
 (I helped save b3ta! Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver I have very beautiful lips, Wed 21 Jul 2010, 7:47, Reply)
This is a normal post Gotta love hypocracy, haven't you?
Can't edit stupid subject line for spelling error bastard.
 (Spleep Shit, or get off the internet., Wed 21 Jul 2010, 8:00, Reply)
This is a normal post My missus was saying this the other day.
I explained to her that it's like boxing. Gene Simmons was undefeated in 1000 bouts. No one ever boasted that they'd been KOd 1000 times.
 (Vlad the Inhaler forgot his password, Wed 21 Jul 2010, 8:29, Reply)
This is a normal post I don't get it.

(I helped save b3ta! Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver I have very beautiful lips, Wed 21 Jul 2010, 9:53, Reply)
This is a normal post "Famous Rock star sleeps with lots of women"
Not too difficult to believe

"Non-Entity woman goes out everynight looking for sex for the sake of it, just to copy a TV show"... it's a slightly different story no matter what the sex of the participant
 (I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 21 Jul 2010, 8:15, Reply)
This is a normal post A key that opens many locks is a master key.
A lock that is opened by many keys is a pretty shit lock.
 (Vlad the Inhaler forgot his password, Wed 21 Jul 2010, 8:28, Reply)
This is a normal post Shame she didn't two's up on some footballers while she was at it
then she could have had another story about he she was 'used and abused' by them only for sex
 (I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 21 Jul 2010, 8:14, Reply)
This is a normal post 4 out of 5 people enjoy gang rape.

(Vlad the Inhaler forgot his password, Wed 21 Jul 2010, 8:29, Reply)
This is a normal post They also describe her as a 'stunner'.
She's not ugly, but I think the term 'stunner' is being a little generous. She looks like the kind of ropey old stripper that clubs have on mid-afternoon on a weekday.
 (Vlad the Inhaler forgot his password, Wed 21 Jul 2010, 8:23, Reply)
This is a normal post CUM DUMPSTER!
sorry.
 (I helped save b3ta! SpunkyBackpack, Wed 21 Jul 2010, 8:30, Reply)
This is a normal post Sadly,
there are a lot of students in Bristol that are like this. That's why Whiteladies Road is nicknamed "Jizz Jar Alley"!
 (ToMeToYou is bumming a Unicorn on, Wed 21 Jul 2010, 8:39, Reply)
This is a normal post If she wants to have sex with 1000 men...
...then that's her business and I don't judge or have a problem with it.

However, shouting about it from the rooftops, presumably in return for a couple of quid from The News Of The Screws, does seem like a serious error of judgement.

I expect a follow-up story: "I slept around and sold the story to the gutter press - NOW MY LIFE IS RUINED" which I feel will elicit little sympathy.
 (minimalist ..., Wed 21 Jul 2010, 12:51, Reply)
This is a link post Moneypenny & Bond I made this!
i did this for the old image challenge. It came true.
(1.618..., Wed 21 Jul 2010, 0:08, Reply)
This is a normal post hahaha!
the look on his face
 (I helped save b3ta! mutated monty, Wed 21 Jul 2010, 0:42, Reply)
This is a normal post .
Shocking. Poshitively shocking.
 (1.618..., Wed 21 Jul 2010, 1:02, Reply)
This is a normal post the girl with the dragon tattoo

(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Thu 22 Jul 2010, 5:55, Reply)
This is a link post Bullet through a glass. Insanely good CG.

(I helped save b3ta! Crap Little Monkey Deathstar, so good they built it twice, Wed 21 Jul 2010, 0:06, Reply)
This is a normal post Well if you don;t like that. Here's a "where are they now?" of a meme
www.wimp.com/fatmarmot/
 (I helped save b3ta! Crap Little Monkey Deathstar, so good they built it twice, Wed 21 Jul 2010, 0:24, Reply)
This is a link post Rowan Atkinson - Sermon
Have been watching so many fantastic youtube clips of his tonight. I wish he was still producing this stuff now.

Yes I know of its glasscockageness but its great and I dont care, so there.
(I helped save b3ta! lord turkey boy and the cleft of venus, Tue 20 Jul 2010, 23:42, Reply)
This is a normal post This is my all time
fave Rowan Atkinson sketch
www.youtube.com/watch?v=beCYGm1vMJ0
He used to be hilarious!
 (I helped save b3ta! Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver I have very beautiful lips, Tue 20 Jul 2010, 23:58, Reply)
This is a normal post I wish he had been more prolific in his heyday
Its a shame the Mr Bean stuff has eclipsed his best material.
 (I helped save b3ta! lord turkey boy and the cleft of venus, Wed 21 Jul 2010, 0:42, Reply)
This is a normal post You know
I nearly said 'it's a shame about Mr.Bean' in my first reply. Thing is, SO many people LOVE Mr.Bean.
I can't bear it either.
 (I helped save b3ta! Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver I have very beautiful lips, Wed 21 Jul 2010, 0:56, Reply)
This is a normal post My favourite's "welcome to Hell".

(Pie of Meat ___°¬¯O¯____\o/_____/\_,____Y¯¯Y, Wed 21 Jul 2010, 1:02, Reply)
This is a link post baby panda! ...oh ..oh .ohhh..over or under? Halp!

(I helped save b3ta! Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver I have very beautiful lips, Tue 20 Jul 2010, 23:26, Reply)
This is a normal post awwwww
*melts*
 (I helped save b3ta! Spunky McPunk not dead yet, Tue 20 Jul 2010, 23:33, Reply)
This is a normal post A Panda would never do that!
Ooops.....Sorry, I meant a Dog
(Ace find btw)
 (I helped save b3ta! Darklord, Wed 21 Jul 2010, 0:28, Reply)
This is a normal post ta
:-)
 (I helped save b3ta! Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver I have very beautiful lips, Wed 21 Jul 2010, 12:43, Reply)
This is a normal post To quote corky
The pandas must die!
www.youtube.com/watch?v=0dNMMktjpeo
 (Stonkwood Pipes made me do it, Wed 21 Jul 2010, 8:41, Reply)
This is a link post What the iPhone was meant for... I made this!

(I helped save b3ta! Damocles wants no part of your debauchery, Tue 20 Jul 2010, 22:58, Reply)
This is a normal post Haha :)

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Propps, Tue 20 Jul 2010, 23:11, Reply)
This is a normal post Can we have the men
in undies next time please?
 (I helped save b3ta! Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver I have very beautiful lips, Tue 20 Jul 2010, 23:15, Reply)
This is a normal post lol
Ffs hahahhaha
 (Gratch Sit Ubu sit, Tue 20 Jul 2010, 22:44, Reply)
This is a normal post God that looks funny,
hard not to laff, but poor feckin thing musta been absolutely terrified.

Wonder if it survived...
 (I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Tue 20 Jul 2010, 22:46, Reply)
This is a normal post had to laugh when it took off :D
What a bunch of wankers, still..
 (Roxon, Tue 20 Jul 2010, 22:51, Reply)
This is a normal post Naughty
But funny as fuck
 (boarders You won't catch me with my trousers, Tue 20 Jul 2010, 22:55, Reply)
This is a normal post The newsreaders delivery
made me laugh. But that is just awful really!
 (I helped save b3ta! Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver I have very beautiful lips, Tue 20 Jul 2010, 22:57, Reply)
This is a normal post Serves that donkey right for trying to bum rape that Italian guy who was trying to lay some cable.

(I helped save b3ta! BrokenCoccyx doesn't mind if you grope on, Tue 20 Jul 2010, 23:03, Reply)
This is a normal post You would think he would be grateful.

(I helped save b3ta! Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver I have very beautiful lips, Tue 20 Jul 2010, 23:13, Reply)
This is a normal post oh god I shouldn't laugh but
lololololol

definitely needs a qui-gon herman:D
 (I helped save b3ta! spesh., Tue 20 Jul 2010, 22:59, Reply)
This is a normal post ^This!
Very Muchly!
 (I helped save b3ta! Druss_The_Legend Splurge!, Tue 20 Jul 2010, 23:15, Reply)
This is a normal post
I couldn't have read that story out without cracking up when the clearly bemused donkey suddenly got wrenched from its moorings and shoved up in the air. Genie-arse!
 (I helped save b3ta! Fray Brentos *mega-belms*, Tue 20 Jul 2010, 22:59, Reply)
This is a normal post Kind of like this *evil laugh*
www.youtube.com/watch?v=kOZ9MiH8EVY&feature=related
 (I helped save b3ta! applehead herp derp, Tue 20 Jul 2010, 23:01, Reply)
This is a normal post that's horrific

(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Tue 20 Jul 2010, 23:00, Reply)
This is a normal post This^^
Hope the fucks who thought this would be funny get what is coming to them. Poor thing must have been scared out of its mind.
 (I helped save b3ta! lord turkey boy and the cleft of venus, Tue 20 Jul 2010, 23:04, Reply)
This is a normal post ^ Double this.
Cunts.
 (I helped save b3ta! Monty Propps, Tue 20 Jul 2010, 23:09, Reply)
This is a normal post ^^Tripple this
Just horrible
 (UltimateMonkey Ban this sick filth!, Wed 21 Jul 2010, 0:22, Reply)
This is a normal post Yes, it's just horrible.
Has /links turned into /animal cruelty?
 (I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Wed 21 Jul 2010, 0:07, Reply)
This is a normal post It is, and it made me very angry and upset all day yesterday.
However, I have decided to deal with it by accepting that I am no expert on donkey language and opening my mind to the possibility that it was in fact shouting "FUCKIIIIIING YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEESSSSS" all the way round.
 (I helped save b3ta! Jay, Thu 22 Jul 2010, 13:20, Reply)
This is a normal post am it groundhog day?

(I helped save b3ta! Avast is still alive!!!!, Tue 20 Jul 2010, 23:07, Reply)
This is a normal post It is Avast
Missed it the first and second time round thou.
 (I helped save b3ta! Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver I have very beautiful lips, Tue 20 Jul 2010, 23:10, Reply)
This is a normal post It's horrible
but it's funny. There's nothing I can do to stop myself laughing when the donkey takes off. And I've tried, I really have. I've watched the clip at least ten times today, but I've cracked up every time.

I disgust myself.
 (SnowyTheWereRabbit the Leporid from Hell, Tue 20 Jul 2010, 23:20, Reply)
This is a normal post ^^this
I wish I could be grown up and say it didn't make me laugh but the bit when the donkey gets launched...can't help it. I am a bad bad person
 (I helped save b3ta! boyo81 was laying down his ordinance on, Wed 21 Jul 2010, 3:24, Reply)
This is a normal post Hey!
That's Bill Dodd! I've worked with him, he's the nicest guy ever!!
 (I helped save b3ta! Kung_Fu_Russ ran out of amusing signatures on, Tue 20 Jul 2010, 23:20, Reply)
This is a normal post That's an odd name for a donkey.

(I helped save b3ta! Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver I have very beautiful lips, Tue 20 Jul 2010, 23:22, Reply)
This is a normal post Animal cruelty in internet lol shock
am I missing something here?
 (I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Tue 20 Jul 2010, 23:32, Reply)
This is a normal post well,
I was missing the lol
 (I helped save b3ta! nivoser tangos with the devil, Tue 20 Jul 2010, 23:46, Reply)
This is a normal post
I am seriously struggling to find how anyone can chuckle over this
 (I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Tue 20 Jul 2010, 23:53, Reply)
This is a normal post 2 yrs in jail?

(The Archduke of South London I'm in your Girlfriend eating her organs, Tue 20 Jul 2010, 23:52, Reply)
This is a normal post 2 yrs in jail?
It's a donkey ffs. Not a person. Jeez, talk about overkill.
 (The Archduke of South London I'm in your Girlfriend eating her organs, Tue 20 Jul 2010, 23:52, Reply)
This is a normal post
You obviously haven't read its victim impact statement.
 (I helped save b3ta! enoughblueskyforsailorstrousers, Wed 21 Jul 2010, 6:09, Reply)
This is a normal post The donkey looked pretty calm about the whole thing,
and when donkeys are in distress they make sure everyone knows about it. They're like cats that way.
 (Vlad the Inhaler forgot his password, Wed 21 Jul 2010, 8:33, Reply)
This is a normal post That is bloody awful. Poor thing.
However, it is also utterly hilarious.

It's wrong to find it funny, but find it funny I do. Can't help that.
 (Jimbotfu Bummed in the gob again, Wed 21 Jul 2010, 13:51, Reply)
This is a link post Bristol Parliamentarian of the Year Award - 2010 I made this!
Any Bristolians interested in politics? No, thought not.

Well, if you are, have a look at this.
 (jmbarlow I've been ill, Tue 20 Jul 2010, 22:36, Reply)
This is a normal post *waves*
I'm in Bristol.

er...that's it really.
 (I helped save b3ta! Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver I have very beautiful lips, Tue 20 Jul 2010, 22:51, Reply)
This is a normal post Me too!
*waves*
 (Colonel Santiago Introduced surprised kitty to the world., Wed 21 Jul 2010, 1:22, Reply)
This is a link post When I first saw this
I had a proper double-take of the top line of letters being held up in the picture. It's the dark gap between the 'H' and the 'T' that does it.
 (I helped save b3ta! milkybarnick is calming down Boris on, Tue 20 Jul 2010, 22:35, Reply)
This is a normal post LOL!
Save A Shit Head!! :D
 (I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Tue 20 Jul 2010, 22:40, Reply)
This is a normal post haha brilliant
As an aside, that redesign is taking me a very long time to get used to.

But I do like the News homepage, especially the local area map
 (I helped save b3ta! applehead herp derp, Tue 20 Jul 2010, 22:44, Reply)
This is a normal post Yeh threw me a bit
but getting used to it.
 (I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Tue 20 Jul 2010, 22:47, Reply)
This is a normal post
Haha, awesome. More awesome because this is my village. I'm proud to be one of them. Orrrr no. But Ashtead still rules.
 (I helped save b3ta! Fray Brentos *mega-belms*, Tue 20 Jul 2010, 22:52, Reply)
This is a normal post Not a million miles away from me then
I was looking for any Redhill based news. But there wasn't any.
 (I helped save b3ta! milkybarnick is calming down Boris on, Tue 20 Jul 2010, 23:06, Reply)
This is a normal post funny as the name is
especialy since it;s the same area as the unfortunetly named nursey website.

But o a serious note. Tesco are cnuts and this has the hallmarks of one of their little tricks.

A couple of years ago it got revealed that a petrol station that had closed and then converted ino a carpet place was actualy owned by Tesco and they were leasing the site until a wait time had expired so that they could then develope the property. Tesco failed to get the permit.

I wouldn't be surprised if the only reason the site has gone derilict is because it was owned by Tesco and left that way until they could try and get a store there.
 (I helped save b3ta! Crap Little Monkey Deathstar, so good they built it twice, Wed 21 Jul 2010, 0:23, Reply)
This is a normal post Could you explain why what Tescos did with the petrol station/carpet place was bad please?
It seems to me that owning some land and having a business on it isn't inherently evil. Perhaps there's more to your story, but I would like more details please.
 (Vlad the Inhaler forgot his password, Wed 21 Jul 2010, 8:36, Reply)
This is a normal post UFS != alians
This is a perfect example of wrong thinking (not yourself, just in general). What is a UFO - it is a UNIDENTIFIED flying object i.e. any object that is flying that has not been identified is by definition a UFO. There are many many things we are unable to immediately identify, some of these things happen to be flying. The problem, is that a lot of people say 'something flying' + 'unable to explain' = alians'. Much in the same way 'world exists' + 'cannot explain were it all begins' = '[my personal] god'.

The unexplained is just that - unexplained. Using lack of explaination as reasons for believe demonstrates a lack of reason.

here ends the sermon.
 (foxnsox, Wed 21 Jul 2010, 0:33, Reply)
This is a normal post I'm trying to work out
if you meant to post this two threads down or two threads up.
 (I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Wed 21 Jul 2010, 0:35, Reply)
This is a normal post two links down I think.
The morning chore of discovering what drunken things you have done on the interweb.
 (foxnsox, Wed 21 Jul 2010, 7:03, Reply)

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