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Piggy trained in the ways of the doggy obstacle course
Now if we could only train him to sniff out landmines, we'd have instant bacon on tap.
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Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Mon 28 Feb 2011, 19:41,
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That'll do pig
That'll do
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magnum, Mon 28 Feb 2011, 19:54,
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60mins at gas mark 5?
That'll do nicely.
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Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...", Mon 28 Feb 2011, 20:09,
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haha
you made oi larf
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Leemondus, Mon 28 Feb 2011, 23:43,
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During the dog walk
it was like - slow down, I'm a freaking pig.
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sandcracker is eh, Tue 1 Mar 2011, 9:04,
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Charming as ever
The poor wordless buffoon!
Nicely done ;)
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Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...", Mon 28 Feb 2011, 20:07,
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Why have you just posted the original speech?
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pissflaps. FSPW, Mon 28 Feb 2011, 20:10,
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bravo!
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mutters mutters, Tue 1 Mar 2011, 9:34,
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Hahahah
About right, Spot on
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Jahled Three shades of black, Wed 2 Mar 2011, 0:12,
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Ha ha. I'd love to see what Swede Mason could do with this!
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RMcGeddon, Fri 4 Mar 2011, 23:25,
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Oh gorgeous.
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Black Moon Not cracked, I'm all up to be., Sat 5 Mar 2011, 22:19,
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erm
As as speech therapist I shouldn't find this funny, but...
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sammidge, Thu 10 Mar 2011, 22:34,
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haha - nice bloodening!
I do like their animations, though i MUCH prefer their daily weather forecasts for obvious reasons.
www.nma.tv/friday-weather-girl-mini-18/
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taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Mon 28 Feb 2011, 19:23,
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that was the most wooden body movement I have ever seen
she seemed utterly in-flexible.
All I can do is complain today.
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gaijintendo Regular Member, Mon 28 Feb 2011, 20:01,
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Everybody hurts. (Music vid)
I made this!
Possibly the most downbeat thing you will see today; but don't despair. Leave that to me. Features my art and stuff.
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TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Mon 28 Feb 2011, 18:49,
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TUNE!!11!!
PARTY TIME!
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pissflaps. FSPW, Mon 28 Feb 2011, 19:30,
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I'm a WOW
at dinner parties. Everyone is home by 10.
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TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Mon 28 Feb 2011, 19:46,
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That
is a very lovely song. Thanks :)
You OK Sundae?
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Fr_Jerry_McGwier looked over both shoulders at, Mon 28 Feb 2011, 21:27,
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I'm ok thanks
But won't deny the video wasn't emotional. I'm rather suprised that i posted it here relatively unscathed.
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TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Mon 28 Feb 2011, 21:44,
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I'm pleased you did
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Fr_Jerry_McGwier looked over both shoulders at, Mon 28 Feb 2011, 21:49,
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I'm with FJM up there ^
Also, loved the yay at the end, reminds me of walking the dog along the racecourse...
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Jimbuktu See? Right here, Mon 28 Feb 2011, 23:03,
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Great way to see your art works !
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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Mon 28 Feb 2011, 23:15,
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Mitoza
It's not a game, it's a toy.
Enjoy!
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Hellzapoppin, Mon 28 Feb 2011, 18:45,
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i think it was in
last weeks newsletter.
still great though :)
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arrangedletters, Mon 28 Feb 2011, 18:54,
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holy shit
that is some funky stuff.
*clicks*
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Two Hats 🎩🎩, Mon 28 Feb 2011, 18:59,
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My favourite bit from the Tit and the Moon
NSFW
Just watch.
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Sheriff John Bunnell https://twitter.com/thewonderfulgam, Mon 28 Feb 2011, 18:39,
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It's a great film
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Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver I have very beautiful lips, Mon 28 Feb 2011, 18:43,
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I haven't seen it in a long time but
for some reason it sticks in my mind.
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Sheriff John Bunnell https://twitter.com/thewonderfulgam, Mon 28 Feb 2011, 18:46,
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Can't IMAGINE why? :-)
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Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver I have very beautiful lips, Mon 28 Feb 2011, 18:46,
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You got me, I have a massive stinky shoe fetish
Did I hear talk of a Bri3tol B3ta bash?
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Sheriff John Bunnell https://twitter.com/thewonderfulgam, Mon 28 Feb 2011, 19:01,
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Ooh, her up there's gone all bashful.
Yup. We've been pondering it. No date/venue/anything yet.
Sometime in April? Suggestions very much appreciated.
Herbs was hoping sometime near her birthday, in a desperate attempt to get extra presents. Though tbh giving her the bumps may take a while/cause hernias.
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Tab Hunter Make this useless process end and so, begin again, Mon 28 Feb 2011, 19:33,
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bashbashbashbash!
Somewhere central would be good (easy to get to and all that) although preferably not on the waterfront as it's far too chavtastic.
April sounds good to me.
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LP, Mon 28 Feb 2011, 19:44,
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The ball is officially rolling.
April - tick.
Central - tick.
Not chavvy - tick.
Trying to stop Herbs dragging us all to bloody flamingos at the end of the night- tick.
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Tab Hunter Make this useless process end and so, begin again, Mon 28 Feb 2011, 19:50,
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Tick to all of them
Tho not chavvy and central pretty much means means Mr Wolfs, Watershed or somewhere up stokes croft. Which is no bad thing.
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Sheriff John Bunnell https://twitter.com/thewonderfulgam, Mon 28 Feb 2011, 20:24,
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I like Mr Wolfs
not been in there in ages though. Watershed might be a goer as it's easy to find.
Other options include:
- Bunch of grapes (Denmark St, down the side of the hippodrome. Very pubby pub, with dubious live music)
- Several of the pubs near St Nicks Market
- The Ship/Colston Yard on Park Row (near the bottom of St Michaels Hill)
probably quite a few other options as well.
What do we want? Quiet chatty pub? Live Music? Sophisticated classy atmosphere and a wide selection of gin?
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LP, Mon 28 Feb 2011, 20:43,
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A wide
selection of whisky and cider would be my preference. Sorry to sound old but nowhere too LOUD, honestly kids these days, you'd think they were deaf!
*trundles off muttering*
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Sheriff John Bunnell https://twitter.com/thewonderfulgam, Mon 28 Feb 2011, 21:00,
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I'm with you
on the old fart thing.
I might spend the next couple of weeks going out and researching pubs looking for ones with decent cider, decent beer, and a reasonable selection of whisky. Oh, and talking unicorns.
Might take some searching, but I'm willing to suffer for the cause...
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LP, Mon 28 Feb 2011, 21:08,
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Zero degrees used to be ok,
not been there for a while but always good for an early eve drink before moving on.
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Jimbuktu See? Right here, Mon 28 Feb 2011, 21:35,
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Need an assistant?
Sounds like my kind of research.
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Smiley_Neil filling the interweb with crap, Tue 1 Mar 2011, 12:48,
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Ooh my Birthday is in April too!
Bristol is a bit far for me though. No loss really, is it?
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Oysdgp there's nothing to smile ABOUT, Mon 28 Feb 2011, 20:24,
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bitty!
Is that woman's gushing tit for real? Do they really go that 'spurty'?
Boobs on youtube as well - shocker!
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taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Mon 28 Feb 2011, 19:26,
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They do go that spurty, there's probably sites that can provide you with further demonstrations
I think boobs on you tube are allowed if its "breast feeding", blame/thank the cunts at mumsnet.
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Sheriff John Bunnell https://twitter.com/thewonderfulgam, Mon 28 Feb 2011, 19:29,
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Watch 'Visitor Q'
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Oysdgp there's nothing to smile ABOUT, Mon 28 Feb 2011, 20:31,
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WTF HOT NIPPLE PISS !!!1
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The sherif of Mottingclam R.I.P Marco, Mon 28 Feb 2011, 20:18,
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ICE CREAM!
£14 a D-cup.
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Zachariah Pardon, pardon. J'AI UNE POUSSETTE, Mon 28 Feb 2011, 20:44,
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Foul
Women can fuck off with their squirty milky-puddings. Nipples are for aesthetic purposes only and no rancid, warm teat-spunk should ever be viewed (much-less tasted) by mortal man. This boy is obviously an anomaly of nature and should be thoroughly, thoroughly ashamed.
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Leemondus, Mon 28 Feb 2011, 23:49,
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it sounds like he ran that dog over at 30 seconds
thats some crazy shit.
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Captain Pilchard The king of B-movies!, Mon 28 Feb 2011, 18:05,
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That looked incredibly dangerous...
but amazing to watch!
Anyone else feel their head tip back while watching it?
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Tam Tam, Mon 28 Feb 2011, 18:32,
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yeps
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Jazzspasm, Mon 28 Feb 2011, 22:58,
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yeps
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Flash_Bastard, Tue 1 Mar 2011, 22:28,
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Oh. My. God.
Those crazy south american cyclists!
It's enough to make you want to drive your car through a crowd of them at speed.
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Tab Hunter Make this useless process end and so, begin again, Mon 28 Feb 2011, 18:35,
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OUCH!
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Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver I have very beautiful lips, Mon 28 Feb 2011, 18:41,
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Having been to Valparaiso
I can vouch for the steepness!
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gingerbenji wrote a book http://goo.gl/8UiGjd, Mon 28 Feb 2011, 20:36,
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really needs the Police Squad! treatment
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Mehitabel_Itrang, Mon 28 Feb 2011, 21:08,
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In-fucking-sane
But brilliant. My heart's pounding just from watching.
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kidcamel is due to call your mum at, Mon 28 Feb 2011, 22:31,
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There is not one second of that
that looks like a good idea.
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evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Mon 28 Feb 2011, 23:27,
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anyone can do that. try riding up the fucker.
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enoughblueskyforsailorstrousers, Tue 1 Mar 2011, 11:31,
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Bunch of Hollywood Actresses Doing a Fitness Video
GC sagt nein - made me chuckle, so here *plop* :D
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the_log_knows ..to pay cheeses, to the leopards in your head, Mon 28 Feb 2011, 17:38,
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I dunno....
....I'm being charged for FAT BALLS now.
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jingle_man, Mon 28 Feb 2011, 17:37,
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A Tom & Jerry DVD and a packet of tissues?
You disgust me.
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Tab Hunter Make this useless process end and so, begin again, Mon 28 Feb 2011, 17:56,
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he gets the horn after seeing any kind of pussy it seems
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Captain Pilchard The king of B-movies!, Mon 28 Feb 2011, 18:32,
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hahaha!
*clicks*
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Firkinfedup last shat on your wife's tits at, Mon 28 Feb 2011, 18:36,
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disgust arouse
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LP, Mon 28 Feb 2011, 21:03,
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Don't the...
...missus. Please.
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jingle_man, Mon 28 Feb 2011, 21:22,
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Reminds me of a sign outside our local pet store
'Fat balls for wild birds'.
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Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver I have very beautiful lips, Mon 28 Feb 2011, 18:04,
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Yes?
My Mum hangs her Fat Balls in the tree for nature to peck at.
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Oysdgp there's nothing to smile ABOUT, Mon 28 Feb 2011, 18:43,
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...
One of the volunteers I work with was telling me about the pair of Great Tits he saw on Saturday morning, just resting on his fat balls.
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american badass Papa's got a brand new beef bag, Mon 28 Feb 2011, 19:13,
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Truly inspirational songwriting
Fat bloke really likes dinosaurs as long as they behave.
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Vulva could do with some motivation, Mon 28 Feb 2011, 16:27,
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He's very brave!
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Bobod Perpetually following through, Mon 28 Feb 2011, 17:14,
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Random band name generator
Ronseal
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Monocromatico Lady Godiva's horse, Mon 28 Feb 2011, 16:24,
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Love it - have a click
Beneath Vulva And The Fishy Cowhide
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Vulva could do with some motivation, Mon 28 Feb 2011, 16:29,
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Prostate Of The Motivated Missile
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Monocromatico Lady Godiva's horse, Mon 28 Feb 2011, 16:42,
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Spoiled Thrill
I WOULD actually consider that as a bandname.
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SnowyTheWereRabbit the Leporid from Hell, Mon 28 Feb 2011, 16:38,
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"Charity Poo"
I wonder what they would sound like?
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monkeon schmonkeon, Mon 28 Feb 2011, 16:43,
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U2? :^P
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Monocromatico Lady Godiva's horse, Mon 28 Feb 2011, 16:46,
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Ruptured Flange
A punk band methinks
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sirhiss, Mon 28 Feb 2011, 16:53,
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Stray Beefcurtains
Probably hillbillies.
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Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Mon 28 Feb 2011, 17:11,
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Crude Eskimo
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 28 Feb 2011, 17:07,
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Cat Parlor Of The Sexy Minority
click :)
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UltimateMonkey Ban this sick filth!, Mon 28 Feb 2011, 17:13,
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Fudge Muppet
Skank Of Dingus
Fight Goggles
Queen Muff
Focused Pump
Couch Muscle
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daddypigsaw Geddinthebackothevan!, Mon 28 Feb 2011, 17:19,
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Queen Muff I like
best I got:
Crusty Funeral.
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Holly Would long wheel based tranny, Mon 28 Feb 2011, 21:21,
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Inflatable Incest
I can't see us making the hit parade.
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R. Jimlad twitter.com/sirmarkymark, Mon 28 Feb 2011, 17:22,
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Herb Alpert Tent Of The Inflating Dolls
I say!
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Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver I have very beautiful lips, Mon 28 Feb 2011, 17:54,
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"Rape Excuse"
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Malnourished TEALEAF!, Mon 28 Feb 2011, 18:08,
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Gap Charisma
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Monocromatico Lady Godiva's horse, Mon 28 Feb 2011, 18:27,
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Soggy Solution And The Ecstacy
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Dijital Flouncing Back!, Mon 28 Feb 2011, 18:24,
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Inside Gene
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stopmeandslapme Cometh the hour, cometh your mum, Mon 28 Feb 2011, 18:25,
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"poo buzz"
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Oysdgp there's nothing to smile ABOUT, Mon 28 Feb 2011, 18:48,
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Fast Penis And The Senior Eleven
We'll I pay good money to see that live.
not necessarily if they were a band though.
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arrangedletters, Mon 28 Feb 2011, 19:07,
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Tangled Spastic
Oof...
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Haz, Mon 28 Feb 2011, 19:58,
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I lolled
b3ta bands!
# Shameful B3ta
# B3ta Of The Obscure
# B3ta Omen
# B3ta Quarantine
# B3ta Reed
# B3ta Gorilla
# Chainsaw B3ta Of The Vile Creme
and my personal fav:
# B3ta Of The Slashing Vulva
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Canazza is mostly listening to Yes, Mon 28 Feb 2011, 19:59,
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Untamed Anal
I think that pretty much does it.
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waz4444 Escorts, bescorts - Come in if you're saucy., Mon 28 Feb 2011, 21:30,
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New Lady Gaga video
Woah there. Currently attracting over 200 new YouTube comments a minute.
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timoncheese MEDIBOT, Mon 28 Feb 2011, 16:20,
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yeah cheers
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Ol' Ginger Bastard a role model for the children, Mon 28 Feb 2011, 16:22,
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I hope at least one of the commenters
has made a "Lady Giger" pun.
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monkeon schmonkeon, Mon 28 Feb 2011, 16:32,
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yes, we despise
all humans, isn't that right bindi-bhaji?
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Damocles wants no part of your debauchery, Mon 28 Feb 2011, 16:53,
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Heh
Exactly what I thought
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SnowyTheWereRabbit the Leporid from Hell, Mon 28 Feb 2011, 17:01,
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Weh! Whelelhe!
CHUM CHUM CHUM CHUM CHUM!
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Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...", Mon 28 Feb 2011, 18:27,
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Too long pretentious intro, followed by a tune made to fill her wallet with pink dollars.
Still. She's got a cracking arse.
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UltimateMonkey Ban this sick filth!, Mon 28 Feb 2011, 17:23,
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And she looks a lot like Kari Byron in the vid.
Gosh, I think I need to study this further.
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Spleep Shit, or get off the internet., Mon 28 Feb 2011, 17:39,
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Purely scientific research inton Kari Byron, of course?
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UltimateMonkey Ban this sick filth!, Mon 28 Feb 2011, 18:04,
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Oh, of course!
All in the name of science.
And because she's secretly my girlfriend. She just doesn't know it yet.
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Spleep Shit, or get off the internet., Mon 28 Feb 2011, 18:31,
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Most people do have a crack in arse.
(say it in a Yorkshire accent)
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Oysdgp there's nothing to smile ABOUT, Mon 28 Feb 2011, 18:52,
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anyone else think.....
That the music is just a dancier version of TLCs Waterfalls or is it just me?
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a5972s, Mon 28 Feb 2011, 18:31,
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sung by Madonna and I'm with you on that
damn you gaga and your clever songs.
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oldpoint is up in space doing important work for NASA., Mon 28 Feb 2011, 18:39,
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She looks like Kryten's stepdaughter...
...and since when did David Lynch direct terrible music videos?
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Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...", Mon 28 Feb 2011, 20:19,
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I was half expecting her to try and sell me swiftcover car insurance
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Mehitabel_Itrang, Mon 28 Feb 2011, 21:26,
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Underground Helsinki
A massive network of working tunnels under Helsinki, with more planned 60 Kilometres (37.28 Mlles) so far.
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Darklord, Mon 28 Feb 2011, 16:06,
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Awesome stuff.
And I don't just mean Geographic Jules Holland.
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UTB, Mon 28 Feb 2011, 17:13,
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That was nice
apart from Mr.Shouty
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Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver I have very beautiful lips, Mon 28 Feb 2011, 17:55,
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Me, shouting at humans...
NSFW
I made this!
Hello. This is the latest bit of Ian Bowler shouttery for those who are interested. Lots of delightful Libya gags, and an outrageous use of the word 'glans'....
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Natt, Mon 28 Feb 2011, 15:55,
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I might of enjoyed that
if it wasn't for that cackling harpie at the front laughing everytime you blinked.
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Firkinfedup last shat on your wife's tits at, Mon 28 Feb 2011, 16:06,
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Mother was in attendance as always.
(Is that you, Dad?)
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Natt, Mon 28 Feb 2011, 16:14,
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ha ha
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Is the lady on before you the same as
this 'offended' person?
www.youtube.com/watch?v=xq8nG_ZMhA8
(Edit) I like this btw, *Click*
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WeakLemonDrink, Mon 28 Feb 2011, 16:50,
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Yes...
Yes, she is...
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Natt, Mon 28 Feb 2011, 16:58,
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You iphone is...
...broken....GC ? Has to be.
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jingle_man, Mon 28 Feb 2011, 15:44,
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I don't get it?
If i dropped my laptop, should i expect the manufacturer to replace it because I'm a fucking idiot?
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dieselmonkey, Mon 28 Feb 2011, 16:29,
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If you own a Mac, yes.
It's part of the reason they are so expensive, they come with fucking idiot insurance as all Mac users are fucking idiots.
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Firkinfedup last shat on your wife's tits at, Mon 28 Feb 2011, 18:31,
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It takes somene with a Mac to know that.
AMIRITE?
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Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver I have very beautiful lips, Mon 28 Feb 2011, 18:40,
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I understand your logic
but as a Mac owner I'd be too stupid to realise.
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Firkinfedup last shat on your wife's tits at, Mon 28 Feb 2011, 20:44,
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They're not expensive.
You're just poor.
/Smug Mac owner.
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dieselmonkey, Tue 1 Mar 2011, 10:55,
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Ant-Shark suit
Interesting enough
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Darklord, Mon 28 Feb 2011, 14:57,
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An ant-shark suit
would have been better.
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krang, Mon 28 Feb 2011, 15:13,
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dont slit your wrists at home everyone
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benito vaselini no not that one, Mon 28 Feb 2011, 15:14,
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I wanna get the creator of that fabric all dressed up in it
and then stab him!
It'd be delightfully lulzy, and somewhat manslaughtery.
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Frozen_Banana Shaved against the grain; thoroughly unrewarding., Mon 28 Feb 2011, 15:24,
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Someone draw an ant-shark
Im curious what the fusion of insect and aquatic predator would look like.
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taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Mon 28 Feb 2011, 15:49,
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Terrifying, I think you'll agree!

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mr.dogshit The world's premier anthropomorphic canine faeces, Mon 28 Feb 2011, 16:01,
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Fake!
No bridge, helicopter, Dec.
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SomeLousyBum Why where you bought it?!, Mon 28 Feb 2011, 17:45,
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if you like this its well worth seeing the rest of Limmy's Show on i player
if you can that is
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mutated monty, Mon 28 Feb 2011, 14:39,
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I loved the 'woman dancing to sheryl crow' sketches on the last one.
I sprayed red wine out my nose laughing at the final one.
(not recommended).
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Tab Hunter Make this useless process end and so, begin again, Mon 28 Feb 2011, 14:42,
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Yes. Yes, it is! Fantastic.
I was going to post it her over the weekend, but I thought it kinda works better with the build up from the previous sketches before it.
Does that make sense? I'm tired.
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Tab Hunter Make this useless process end and so, begin again, Mon 28 Feb 2011, 16:14,
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I've tried but only find the fantasy TV char any good
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Crap Little Monkey Deathstar, so good they built it twice, Mon 28 Feb 2011, 15:11,
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that was well funny!!
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Bobod Perpetually following through, Mon 28 Feb 2011, 17:27,
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Original Itchy & Scratchy Music?
OK, so I've been listening to some random 30's dancehall stuff lately, some gems, some horrors, but bugger me if this isn't the source/inspiration for the Itchy & Scratchy theme on The Simpsons...
Different lyrics and tempo, obviously...
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pounana Slept well, and dreamed of large women, on, Mon 28 Feb 2011, 14:09,
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