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This is a link post Piggy trained in the ways of the doggy obstacle course
Now if we could only train him to sniff out landmines, we'd have instant bacon on tap.
(, Mon 28 Feb 2011, 19:41, Reply)
This is a normal post That'll do pig
That'll do
(, Mon 28 Feb 2011, 19:54, Reply)
This is a normal post 60mins at gas mark 5?
That'll do nicely.
(, Mon 28 Feb 2011, 20:09, Reply)
This is a normal post haha
you made oi larf
(, Mon 28 Feb 2011, 23:43, Reply)
This is a normal post During the dog walk
it was like - slow down, I'm a freaking pig.
(, Tue 1 Mar 2011, 9:04, Reply)
This is a link post Colin Firth's very moving Oscar acceptance speech... I made this!

(, Mon 28 Feb 2011, 19:27, Reply)
This is a normal post Charming as ever
The poor wordless buffoon!

Nicely done ;)
(, Mon 28 Feb 2011, 20:07, Reply)
This is a normal post Why have you just posted the original speech?

(, Mon 28 Feb 2011, 20:10, Reply)
This is a normal post
bravo!
(, Tue 1 Mar 2011, 9:34, Reply)
This is a normal post Hahahah
About right, Spot on
(, Wed 2 Mar 2011, 0:12, Reply)
This is a normal post
Ha ha. I'd love to see what Swede Mason could do with this!
(, Fri 4 Mar 2011, 23:25, Reply)
This is a normal post Oh gorgeous.

(, Sat 5 Mar 2011, 22:19, Reply)
This is a normal post erm
As as speech therapist I shouldn't find this funny, but...
(, Thu 10 Mar 2011, 22:34, Reply)
This is a normal post haha - nice bloodening!
I do like their animations, though i MUCH prefer their daily weather forecasts for obvious reasons.
www.nma.tv/friday-weather-girl-mini-18/
(, Mon 28 Feb 2011, 19:23, Reply)
This is a normal post that was the most wooden body movement I have ever seen
she seemed utterly in-flexible.

All I can do is complain today.
(, Mon 28 Feb 2011, 20:01, Reply)
This is a link post Everybody hurts. (Music vid) I made this!
Possibly the most downbeat thing you will see today; but don't despair. Leave that to me. Features my art and stuff.
(, Mon 28 Feb 2011, 18:49, Reply)
This is a normal post TUNE!!11!!
PARTY TIME!
(, Mon 28 Feb 2011, 19:30, Reply)
This is a normal post I'm a WOW
at dinner parties. Everyone is home by 10.
(, Mon 28 Feb 2011, 19:46, Reply)
This is a normal post That
is a very lovely song. Thanks :)

You OK Sundae?
(, Mon 28 Feb 2011, 21:27, Reply)
This is a normal post I'm ok thanks
But won't deny the video wasn't emotional. I'm rather suprised that i posted it here relatively unscathed.
(, Mon 28 Feb 2011, 21:44, Reply)
This is a normal post I'm pleased you did

(, Mon 28 Feb 2011, 21:49, Reply)
This is a normal post I'm with FJM up there ^
Also, loved the yay at the end, reminds me of walking the dog along the racecourse...
(, Mon 28 Feb 2011, 23:03, Reply)
This is a normal post Great way to see your art works !

(, Mon 28 Feb 2011, 23:15, Reply)
This is a link post Mitoza
It's not a game, it's a toy.

Enjoy!
(, Mon 28 Feb 2011, 18:45, Reply)
This is a normal post i think it was in
last weeks newsletter.

still great though :)
(, Mon 28 Feb 2011, 18:54, Reply)
This is a normal post holy shit
that is some funky stuff.

*clicks*
(, Mon 28 Feb 2011, 18:59, Reply)
This is a link post My favourite bit from the Tit and the Moon NSFW
Just watch.
(, Mon 28 Feb 2011, 18:39, Reply)
This is a normal post It's a great film

(, Mon 28 Feb 2011, 18:43, Reply)
This is a normal post I haven't seen it in a long time but
for some reason it sticks in my mind.
(, Mon 28 Feb 2011, 18:46, Reply)
This is a normal post Can't IMAGINE why? :-)

(, Mon 28 Feb 2011, 18:46, Reply)
This is a normal post You got me, I have a massive stinky shoe fetish
Did I hear talk of a Bri3tol B3ta bash?
(, Mon 28 Feb 2011, 19:01, Reply)
This is a normal post Ooh, her up there's gone all bashful.
Yup. We've been pondering it. No date/venue/anything yet.
Sometime in April? Suggestions very much appreciated.
Herbs was hoping sometime near her birthday, in a desperate attempt to get extra presents. Though tbh giving her the bumps may take a while/cause hernias.
(, Mon 28 Feb 2011, 19:33, Reply)
This is a normal post bashbashbashbash!
Somewhere central would be good (easy to get to and all that) although preferably not on the waterfront as it's far too chavtastic.

April sounds good to me.
(, Mon 28 Feb 2011, 19:44, Reply)
This is a normal post The ball is officially rolling.
April - tick.
Central - tick.
Not chavvy - tick.
Trying to stop Herbs dragging us all to bloody flamingos at the end of the night- tick.
(, Mon 28 Feb 2011, 19:50, Reply)
This is a normal post Tick to all of them
Tho not chavvy and central pretty much means means Mr Wolfs, Watershed or somewhere up stokes croft. Which is no bad thing.
(, Mon 28 Feb 2011, 20:24, Reply)
This is a normal post I like Mr Wolfs
not been in there in ages though. Watershed might be a goer as it's easy to find.

Other options include:
- Bunch of grapes (Denmark St, down the side of the hippodrome. Very pubby pub, with dubious live music)
- Several of the pubs near St Nicks Market
- The Ship/Colston Yard on Park Row (near the bottom of St Michaels Hill)

probably quite a few other options as well.

What do we want? Quiet chatty pub? Live Music? Sophisticated classy atmosphere and a wide selection of gin?
(, Mon 28 Feb 2011, 20:43, Reply)
This is a normal post A wide
selection of whisky and cider would be my preference. Sorry to sound old but nowhere too LOUD, honestly kids these days, you'd think they were deaf!

*trundles off muttering*
(, Mon 28 Feb 2011, 21:00, Reply)
This is a normal post I'm with you
on the old fart thing.

I might spend the next couple of weeks going out and researching pubs looking for ones with decent cider, decent beer, and a reasonable selection of whisky. Oh, and talking unicorns.

Might take some searching, but I'm willing to suffer for the cause...
(, Mon 28 Feb 2011, 21:08, Reply)
This is a normal post Zero degrees used to be ok,
not been there for a while but always good for an early eve drink before moving on.
(, Mon 28 Feb 2011, 21:35, Reply)
This is a normal post Need an assistant?
Sounds like my kind of research.
(, Tue 1 Mar 2011, 12:48, Reply)
This is a normal post Ooh my Birthday is in April too!
Bristol is a bit far for me though. No loss really, is it?
(, Mon 28 Feb 2011, 20:24, Reply)
This is a normal post bitty!
Is that woman's gushing tit for real? Do they really go that 'spurty'?

Boobs on youtube as well - shocker!
(, Mon 28 Feb 2011, 19:26, Reply)
This is a normal post They do go that spurty, there's probably sites that can provide you with further demonstrations
I think boobs on you tube are allowed if its "breast feeding", blame/thank the cunts at mumsnet.
(, Mon 28 Feb 2011, 19:29, Reply)
This is a normal post Watch 'Visitor Q'

(, Mon 28 Feb 2011, 20:31, Reply)
This is a normal post WTF HOT NIPPLE PISS !!!1

(, Mon 28 Feb 2011, 20:18, Reply)
This is a normal post ICE CREAM!
£14 a D-cup.
(, Mon 28 Feb 2011, 20:44, Reply)
This is a normal post Foul
Women can fuck off with their squirty milky-puddings. Nipples are for aesthetic purposes only and no rancid, warm teat-spunk should ever be viewed (much-less tasted) by mortal man. This boy is obviously an anomaly of nature and should be thoroughly, thoroughly ashamed.
(, Mon 28 Feb 2011, 23:49, Reply)
This is a link post Bike going very fast and dangerously down some streets in Chile
DEWISOTT!
(, Mon 28 Feb 2011, 17:40, Reply)
This is a normal post it sounds like he ran that dog over at 30 seconds
thats some crazy shit.
(, Mon 28 Feb 2011, 18:05, Reply)
This is a normal post That looked incredibly dangerous...
but amazing to watch!

Anyone else feel their head tip back while watching it?
(, Mon 28 Feb 2011, 18:32, Reply)
This is a normal post yeps

(, Mon 28 Feb 2011, 22:58, Reply)
This is a normal post yeps

(, Tue 1 Mar 2011, 22:28, Reply)
This is a normal post Oh. My. God.
Those crazy south american cyclists!
It's enough to make you want to drive your car through a crowd of them at speed.
(, Mon 28 Feb 2011, 18:35, Reply)
This is a normal post OUCH!

(, Mon 28 Feb 2011, 18:41, Reply)
This is a normal post Having been to Valparaiso
I can vouch for the steepness!
(, Mon 28 Feb 2011, 20:36, Reply)
This is a normal post really needs the Police Squad! treatment

(, Mon 28 Feb 2011, 21:08, Reply)
This is a normal post Voila!
tubedubber.com/#jO0VLouJFNQ:H6Lzpz-Emhs:0:100:0:0:true
(, Mon 28 Feb 2011, 21:23, Reply)
This is a normal post In-fucking-sane
But brilliant. My heart's pounding just from watching.
(, Mon 28 Feb 2011, 22:31, Reply)
This is a normal post There is not one second of that
that looks like a good idea.
(, Mon 28 Feb 2011, 23:27, Reply)
This is a normal post
anyone can do that. try riding up the fucker.
(, Tue 1 Mar 2011, 11:31, Reply)
This is a link post Bunch of Hollywood Actresses Doing a Fitness Video
GC sagt nein - made me chuckle, so here *plop* :D
(, Mon 28 Feb 2011, 17:38, Reply)
This is a link post I dunno....
....I'm being charged for FAT BALLS now.
(, Mon 28 Feb 2011, 17:37, Reply)
This is a normal post A Tom & Jerry DVD and a packet of tissues?
You disgust me.
(, Mon 28 Feb 2011, 17:56, Reply)
This is a normal post he gets the horn after seeing any kind of pussy it seems

(, Mon 28 Feb 2011, 18:32, Reply)
This is a normal post hahaha!
*clicks*
(, Mon 28 Feb 2011, 18:36, Reply)
This is a normal post
disgust arouse
(, Mon 28 Feb 2011, 21:03, Reply)
This is a normal post Don't the...
...missus. Please.
(, Mon 28 Feb 2011, 21:22, Reply)
This is a normal post Reminds me of a sign outside our local pet store
'Fat balls for wild birds'.
(, Mon 28 Feb 2011, 18:04, Reply)
This is a normal post Yes?
My Mum hangs her Fat Balls in the tree for nature to peck at.
(, Mon 28 Feb 2011, 18:43, Reply)
This is a normal post ...
One of the volunteers I work with was telling me about the pair of Great Tits he saw on Saturday morning, just resting on his fat balls.
(, Mon 28 Feb 2011, 19:13, Reply)
This is a link post Truly inspirational songwriting
Fat bloke really likes dinosaurs as long as they behave.
(, Mon 28 Feb 2011, 16:27, Reply)
This is a normal post He's very brave!

(, Mon 28 Feb 2011, 17:14, Reply)
This is a link post Random band name generator
Ronseal
(, Mon 28 Feb 2011, 16:24, Reply)
This is a normal post Love it - have a click
Beneath Vulva And The Fishy Cowhide
(, Mon 28 Feb 2011, 16:29, Reply)
This is a normal post Prostate Of The Motivated Missile

(, Mon 28 Feb 2011, 16:42, Reply)
This is a normal post Spoiled Thrill
I WOULD actually consider that as a bandname.
(, Mon 28 Feb 2011, 16:38, Reply)
This is a normal post "Charity Poo"
I wonder what they would sound like?
(, Mon 28 Feb 2011, 16:43, Reply)
This is a normal post U2? :^P

(, Mon 28 Feb 2011, 16:46, Reply)
This is a normal post Ruptured Flange
A punk band methinks
(, Mon 28 Feb 2011, 16:53, Reply)
This is a normal post Stray Beefcurtains
Probably hillbillies.
(, Mon 28 Feb 2011, 17:11, Reply)
This is a normal post Crude Eskimo

(, Mon 28 Feb 2011, 17:07, Reply)
This is a normal post Cat Parlor Of The Sexy Minority
click :)
(, Mon 28 Feb 2011, 17:13, Reply)
This is a normal post Fudge Muppet
Skank Of Dingus
Fight Goggles
Queen Muff
Focused Pump
Couch Muscle
(, Mon 28 Feb 2011, 17:19, Reply)
This is a normal post Queen Muff I like
best I got:
Crusty Funeral.
(, Mon 28 Feb 2011, 21:21, Reply)
This is a normal post Inflatable Incest
I can't see us making the hit parade.
(, Mon 28 Feb 2011, 17:22, Reply)
This is a normal post Herb Alpert Tent Of The Inflating Dolls
I say!
(, Mon 28 Feb 2011, 17:54, Reply)
This is a normal post "Rape Excuse"

(, Mon 28 Feb 2011, 18:08, Reply)
This is a normal post Gap Charisma

(, Mon 28 Feb 2011, 18:27, Reply)
This is a normal post Soggy Solution And The Ecstacy

(, Mon 28 Feb 2011, 18:24, Reply)
This is a normal post Inside Gene

(, Mon 28 Feb 2011, 18:25, Reply)
This is a normal post "poo buzz"

(, Mon 28 Feb 2011, 18:48, Reply)
This is a normal post Fast Penis And The Senior Eleven
We'll I pay good money to see that live.

not necessarily if they were a band though.
(, Mon 28 Feb 2011, 19:07, Reply)
This is a normal post Tangled Spastic
Oof...
(, Mon 28 Feb 2011, 19:58, Reply)
This is a normal post I lolled
b3ta bands!

# Shameful B3ta
# B3ta Of The Obscure
# B3ta Omen
# B3ta Quarantine
# B3ta Reed
# B3ta Gorilla
# Chainsaw B3ta Of The Vile Creme

and my personal fav:
# B3ta Of The Slashing Vulva
(, Mon 28 Feb 2011, 19:59, Reply)
This is a normal post

Untamed Anal


I think that pretty much does it.
(, Mon 28 Feb 2011, 21:30, Reply)
This is a link post New Lady Gaga video
Woah there. Currently attracting over 200 new YouTube comments a minute.
(, Mon 28 Feb 2011, 16:20, Reply)
This is a normal post yeah cheers

(, Mon 28 Feb 2011, 16:22, Reply)
This is a normal post I hope at least one of the commenters
has made a "Lady Giger" pun.
(, Mon 28 Feb 2011, 16:32, Reply)
This is a normal post yes, we despise
all humans, isn't that right bindi-bhaji?
(, Mon 28 Feb 2011, 16:53, Reply)
This is a normal post Heh
Exactly what I thought
(, Mon 28 Feb 2011, 17:01, Reply)
This is a normal post Weh! Whelelhe!
CHUM CHUM CHUM CHUM CHUM!
(, Mon 28 Feb 2011, 18:27, Reply)
This is a normal post Too long pretentious intro, followed by a tune made to fill her wallet with pink dollars.
Still. She's got a cracking arse.
(, Mon 28 Feb 2011, 17:23, Reply)
This is a normal post And she looks a lot like Kari Byron in the vid.
Gosh, I think I need to study this further.
(, Mon 28 Feb 2011, 17:39, Reply)
This is a normal post Purely scientific research inton Kari Byron, of course?

(, Mon 28 Feb 2011, 18:04, Reply)
This is a normal post Oh, of course!
All in the name of science.

And because she's secretly my girlfriend. She just doesn't know it yet.
(, Mon 28 Feb 2011, 18:31, Reply)
This is a normal post Most people do have a crack in arse.
(say it in a Yorkshire accent)
(, Mon 28 Feb 2011, 18:52, Reply)
This is a normal post anyone else think.....
That the music is just a dancier version of TLCs Waterfalls or is it just me?
(, Mon 28 Feb 2011, 18:31, Reply)
This is a normal post sung by Madonna and I'm with you on that
damn you gaga and your clever songs.
(, Mon 28 Feb 2011, 18:39, Reply)
This is a normal post She looks like Kryten's stepdaughter...
...and since when did David Lynch direct terrible music videos?
(, Mon 28 Feb 2011, 20:19, Reply)
This is a normal post I was half expecting her to try and sell me swiftcover car insurance

(, Mon 28 Feb 2011, 21:26, Reply)
This is a link post Underground Helsinki
A massive network of working tunnels under Helsinki, with more planned 60 Kilometres (37.28 Mlles) so far.
(, Mon 28 Feb 2011, 16:06, Reply)
This is a normal post Awesome stuff.
And I don't just mean Geographic Jules Holland.
(, Mon 28 Feb 2011, 17:13, Reply)
This is a normal post That was nice
apart from Mr.Shouty
(, Mon 28 Feb 2011, 17:55, Reply)
This is a link post Me, shouting at humans... NSFW I made this!
Hello. This is the latest bit of Ian Bowler shouttery for those who are interested. Lots of delightful Libya gags, and an outrageous use of the word 'glans'....
(, Mon 28 Feb 2011, 15:55, Reply)
This is a normal post I might of enjoyed that
if it wasn't for that cackling harpie at the front laughing everytime you blinked.
(, Mon 28 Feb 2011, 16:06, Reply)
This is a normal post Mother was in attendance as always.
(Is that you, Dad?)
(, Mon 28 Feb 2011, 16:14, Reply)
This is a normal post ha ha

(, Mon 28 Feb 2011, 17:01, Reply)
This is a normal post Is the lady on before you the same as
this 'offended' person?

www.youtube.com/watch?v=xq8nG_ZMhA8

(Edit) I like this btw, *Click*
(, Mon 28 Feb 2011, 16:50, Reply)
This is a normal post Yes...
Yes, she is...
(, Mon 28 Feb 2011, 16:58, Reply)
This is a link post You iphone is...
...broken....GC ? Has to be.
(, Mon 28 Feb 2011, 15:44, Reply)
This is a normal post I don't get it?
If i dropped my laptop, should i expect the manufacturer to replace it because I'm a fucking idiot?
(, Mon 28 Feb 2011, 16:29, Reply)
This is a normal post If you own a Mac, yes.
It's part of the reason they are so expensive, they come with fucking idiot insurance as all Mac users are fucking idiots.
(, Mon 28 Feb 2011, 18:31, Reply)
This is a normal post It takes somene with a Mac to know that.
AMIRITE?
(, Mon 28 Feb 2011, 18:40, Reply)
This is a normal post I understand your logic
but as a Mac owner I'd be too stupid to realise.
(, Mon 28 Feb 2011, 20:44, Reply)
This is a normal post They're not expensive.
You're just poor.

/Smug Mac owner.
(, Tue 1 Mar 2011, 10:55, Reply)
This is a link post Ant-Shark suit
Interesting enough
(, Mon 28 Feb 2011, 14:57, Reply)
This is a normal post An ant-shark suit
would have been better.
(, Mon 28 Feb 2011, 15:13, Reply)
This is a normal post dont slit your wrists at home everyone

(, Mon 28 Feb 2011, 15:14, Reply)
This is a normal post I wanna get the creator of that fabric all dressed up in it
and then stab him!

It'd be delightfully lulzy, and somewhat manslaughtery.
(, Mon 28 Feb 2011, 15:24, Reply)
This is a normal post Someone draw an ant-shark
Im curious what the fusion of insect and aquatic predator would look like.
(, Mon 28 Feb 2011, 15:49, Reply)
This is a normal post Terrifying, I think you'll agree!

(, Mon 28 Feb 2011, 16:01, Reply)
This is a normal post Fake!
No bridge, helicopter, Dec.
(, Mon 28 Feb 2011, 17:45, Reply)
This is a link post How a speccy adventure game would work on the telly...although remember your flying shoes.
made me laugh at any rate.
(, Mon 28 Feb 2011, 14:17, Reply)
This is a normal post if you like this its well worth seeing the rest of Limmy's Show on i player
if you can that is
(, Mon 28 Feb 2011, 14:39, Reply)
This is a normal post I loved the 'woman dancing to sheryl crow' sketches on the last one.
I sprayed red wine out my nose laughing at the final one.
(not recommended).
(, Mon 28 Feb 2011, 14:42, Reply)
This is a normal post is this the bit you mean?
www.youtube.com/watch?v=eh1I7e0T32s&t=4m50s
(, Mon 28 Feb 2011, 15:04, Reply)
This is a normal post Yes. Yes, it is! Fantastic.
I was going to post it her over the weekend, but I thought it kinda works better with the build up from the previous sketches before it.
Does that make sense? I'm tired.
(, Mon 28 Feb 2011, 16:14, Reply)
This is a normal post I've tried but only find the fantasy TV char any good

(, Mon 28 Feb 2011, 15:11, Reply)
This is a normal post that was well funny!!

(, Mon 28 Feb 2011, 17:27, Reply)
This is a link post Original Itchy & Scratchy Music?
OK, so I've been listening to some random 30's dancehall stuff lately, some gems, some horrors, but bugger me if this isn't the source/inspiration for the Itchy & Scratchy theme on The Simpsons...

Different lyrics and tempo, obviously...
(, Mon 28 Feb 2011, 14:09, Reply)

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