
www.wapt.com/video/27639483/detail.html
( , Sun 1 May 2011, 16:03, Reply)

Typical [insert stereotypical adjective] Americans.
( , Sun 1 May 2011, 17:53, Reply)

Busting some moves for a Sunday...
Enjoy.
1:42 FTW!
( , Sun 1 May 2011, 15:02, Reply)

A non-audible lol was produced, follow by an accompanying, imaginary rofl..
( , Sun 1 May 2011, 23:33, Reply)

"shows his gratitude by laying a gigantic egg containing a Lamborghini Countach."
hahahaha
( , Sun 1 May 2011, 15:10, Reply)

Wrong Seal. Anyway, starts with Star wars theme and segues into Flashdance and all your favourite Wersi classics as the mosh pit kicks off ( all true....apart from the last bit)
( , Sun 1 May 2011, 12:38, Reply)

Unfortunately I only have two thumbs with which to rate this.
( , Sun 1 May 2011, 12:47, Reply)

(should have mentioned thanks to beardyman for finding this)
( , Sun 1 May 2011, 12:56, Reply)

its no real surprise that his albums never seem to leave the charity shops that they accumulate in.
Sampled by The Avalanches, though
( , Sun 1 May 2011, 13:01, Reply)

I must admit to owning an obscene number of his records.
( , Sun 1 May 2011, 13:52, Reply)

is that bit off The Wrong Trousers when gromit is being kept awake all night by the loud music the penguin's left playing in his bedroom.
( , Sun 1 May 2011, 14:09, Reply)

At Sunderland Empire, back when I was a sprightlier soul. Mindblowingly good, even as a nipper.
( , Sun 1 May 2011, 17:23, Reply)

Seems a bit suspicious to me like...
( , Sun 1 May 2011, 11:34, Reply)

this is hilarious, but would have been better if he'd thrown up all over himself aswell.
( , Sun 1 May 2011, 11:44, Reply)

Incredibly the pilots managed to land it safely:
Part 3.
( , Sun 1 May 2011, 10:45, Reply)

www.pprune.org/rumours-news/450293-barely-controllable-tu-154-another-ua232.html
( , Sun 1 May 2011, 11:40, Reply)

It looks like his hydraulics have completely gone for a burton. Many years ago there were times when pilots had hydraulic fluid loss and people were peeing into the tanks to enable them to land! Might be true now but maybe not in this case
( , Sun 1 May 2011, 11:45, Reply)

I have trouble at a urinal if there's someone next to me, let alone if they're shouting "PISS IN THAT TANK OR WE'LL ALL DIE!"
( , Sun 1 May 2011, 11:52, Reply)

I'd use the bottle of "Orangina" (replace with name of forrin soft drink at will) I'd just have bought from the nice plastic lady
( , Sun 1 May 2011, 11:59, Reply)

...it seems as if he's trying to steer the aircraft with just the engines. Wow! Is this actually possible?
( , Sun 1 May 2011, 12:12, Reply)

United 232 managed it, more or less.
Secondly, I think they must have had at least the rudder under control. Turbine engine response times are far too slow to correct those oscillations - the lag between demanding a power setting and achieving it is in the order of seconds.
( , Sun 1 May 2011, 12:31, Reply)

....is really good. And quite frightening at the same time
( , Sun 1 May 2011, 13:22, Reply)

I suggest you watch the whole thing, it's all as good as this bit.
( , Sun 1 May 2011, 10:37, Reply)

Did one not'th quite have'th 3 hours spare to watch The Royal Wedding? Here's an abridged (cider inspired) version to get one up to speed in under 90 seconds or so. Enjoy x
( , Sun 1 May 2011, 9:58, Reply)

That's summed it up rather well. And removed Fearne Cotton which was the important thing
( , Sun 1 May 2011, 10:09, Reply)

He really struggled getting that ring over finger, as the sounds confirm
( , Sun 1 May 2011, 10:27, Reply)

was a bit too much for me.
not a big fan of royal cunts
( , Sun 1 May 2011, 12:58, Reply)

*Pops over to YouTube & adds to favourites*
( , Mon 2 May 2011, 10:32, Reply)

Gets good at about 2 minutes.
( , Sun 1 May 2011, 8:43, Reply)

*click*
( , Sun 1 May 2011, 9:09, Reply)

ability to deliver a scripted gag rather than their track record that impresses me most about them
( , Sun 1 May 2011, 12:17, Reply)

about his legitimacy to rule and does so in a fantastic manner showing he has a sense of humour, is articulate and able to laugh at himself which are all remarkable attributes whether or not this was scripted or otherwise. This bloke is all the win and I wish we had here as a leader.
( , Sun 1 May 2011, 14:57, Reply)

SCREAM, etc
( , Sun 1 May 2011, 9:41, Reply)

Also, don't know why, but whenever I see Barack Obama I also see Neil Tennant from the Pet Shop Boys.
( , Sun 1 May 2011, 11:50, Reply)

You're dating both of them? At the same time?
*imagines spitroast*
( , Sun 1 May 2011, 16:10, Reply)

Who is this chap? He's good. He ought to be given a political role or something.
( , Sun 1 May 2011, 11:31, Reply)

Obama's staff have got a top class comedy writing team on the payroll now. You realise he never wrote these gags right? his ability to deliver them including scripted adlibs shows how well rehearsed they were. it's they're ability to do what they're told that makes them successful presidents
( , Sun 1 May 2011, 12:09, Reply)

a top class writing team, but it doesn't blind me from his performance in office. He is one of the best PRs for the big business and war party, they've ever had. Certainly better than the last PR guy they had, Bush the chimp.
( , Sun 1 May 2011, 12:19, Reply)

back over your eyes. we'll have none of that, thanks. turn your TV back on, and move away from the computer.
( , Sun 1 May 2011, 13:05, Reply)

there's something to be said for delivery and timing, rehearse all you want, if you don't have a knack for telling the gags, they're just going to fall flat. Maybe he didn't write those jokes, maybe he was rehearsing one-liners while touring through the Alabama tornado devastation yesterday, but it takes more than just some good material and a little practice to make something like that work, you need a sense of humor, and I see one here.
Edit: Also, check out other presidents when they try this, it almost always looks forced and stiff.
( , Sun 1 May 2011, 17:02, Reply)

maybe he should have released i aaaagggees ago, I mean if it isn't such a big deal like. The whole thing stinks if you ask me.
Don't like any of these guys at all. I remember Bush joking about 'no WMD here' Iraq in these fancy meal they have.
Not impressed.
( , Sun 1 May 2011, 13:30, Reply)

I watched all of that, it actually captured my interest, a fucking politician's speech actually gripped me FFS! Belly laughs aside, it really does instill in me some hope that America has some real solid direction from a guy with a firm grip upon what really matters in the world and a good sense of his place within it.
And weirdly, he seems to get what, 'Taking the piss' is, which is usually way down the list for Merkins!
This might be the first time in living memory I feel they have the better leadership!
A part of me hopes he takes on the military, but another part of me hopes he doesn't, as I suspect he'll go the same way as Kennedy if he does, but America really needs to get sorted out in that dept the most if it's to convince the rest of the world that they're not the devil they need to smite, but for the first time in ages I feel like they might've got the fantasy president they always like to portray to the world in their media!
Best of luck to him!
( , Sun 1 May 2011, 13:53, Reply)

I'm a Brit living in the US and sadly, people here unbelievably still see him as a johnny foreigner figure because he's black. I see him as a very articulate determined and capable individual that's pulling the U.S. up from it's bootstraps.
He's spent the last 4 years fixing Bush's fuck ups. Fingers crossed we re-elect him for another 4 years and we'll see some progress.
( , Mon 2 May 2011, 4:38, Reply)

Mind you, the mobile website of this newspaper is usually full of holes, SQL codes and lazy editing. But this takes the piss!
( , Sun 1 May 2011, 8:31, Reply)

...but i don't know what the man dragged away did or did not do.
( , Sun 1 May 2011, 0:08, Reply)

seemed very heavy handed this seems more like a breach of liberty than the previous video.
( , Sun 1 May 2011, 0:27, Reply)

Flag wavers, guitar player and knight left alone, why ?
( , Sun 1 May 2011, 0:30, Reply)

was in possession of articles that were likely to cause criminal damage. When you see him bouncing about at the begining of the video there is something in his pocket - not sure what though probably some spray paint.
( , Sun 1 May 2011, 0:37, Reply)

I got Articles (tick tick tick) mnggghhhhhhhh
( , Sun 1 May 2011, 0:44, Reply)

With all due respect, you should stop being such a massive lurker and come out to play more often. 9 years a b3tan! Bugger all messages! For shame.
( , Sun 1 May 2011, 1:22, Reply)

To say Maiden was a potatoshop legend when I first came here...
( , Sun 1 May 2011, 8:34, Reply)

You got the BNP fat goate copper, the skinny "bullied at school copper", The copper that didnt want to be there...etc
( , Sun 1 May 2011, 3:13, Reply)

I honestly can't decide who I pity more, programs or users.
( , Sun 1 May 2011, 7:52, Reply)

...which was his own
4therecord.org/2011/04/30/democracy-in-the-uk/
and this guy was arrested before he left his house:
www.youtube.com/watch?v=UscFYYCKOxg
Seems like an orchestrated crack-down. Obviously if you were in London Friday and didn't like the Royal Wedding, people didn't want you about.
( , Sun 1 May 2011, 10:42, Reply)

He was throwing himself at the guy, claiming to be assaulted.
"We all live in a fascist state"? Someone exile them to N.Korea or China for fucks sake. What brattish behaviour.
( , Sun 1 May 2011, 13:12, Reply)

The coppers seem a bit heavy handed but it looks plain the guy was singled out for some reason which is unclear, it's hardly Kristallnacht.
Pre-emtive arrests are always subject to the same critisism, but when they don't happen the same people cry "why was nothing done to stop this?". Coppers can't win.
( , Sun 1 May 2011, 15:55, Reply)

well on the plus side the Westboro Church types would get no where if they tried to get a grip in this country...
( , Sun 1 May 2011, 14:01, Reply)

Just stay indoors playing Dungeons and Dragons, or whatever the fuck your lives consist of.
( , Sun 1 May 2011, 15:09, Reply)

But I did hear rumours about a tapped phone and mustard gas, or something to that effect. Who knows?
( , Sun 1 May 2011, 17:09, Reply)

as opposed to most wrestling that looks fake and staged.
( , Sat 30 Apr 2011, 23:17, Reply)

Possibly the greatest music video ever made...
( , Sat 30 Apr 2011, 22:53, Reply)

Pretty sure throughout the whole thing he was saying to himself "The girls are going to be throwing themselves at me now, screw you Mandy for laughing at my marriage proposal!"
This was actually Eminem's first public appearance.
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( , Sat 30 Apr 2011, 23:34, Reply)

by the down-syndrome hooker at the start.
( , Sun 1 May 2011, 5:35, Reply)

Was just about to ask the same thing now I've looked again.
Does look like the eyes have been placed.
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( , Sat 30 Apr 2011, 23:50, Reply)

Makes you wonder how a horse can get free with something like that, I could see there was something on it's back but couldn't figure out what it was.
Also
was expecting Jeremy for some reason
( , Sat 30 Apr 2011, 22:29, Reply)

Pic now explains everything, from someone who thought yesterday was brilliant because there were no old folks driving on the roads, I missed it all. Not because I couldn't watch it, but because I didn't care about it.
Proper good day on the motorbike yesterday.
( , Sat 30 Apr 2011, 22:42, Reply)
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