He's at it again!... (Chubby Bunnies 2)
My friend... eating a raw sheeps brain. (you may recognise him as the "loads of locusts in his mouth" guy!
(, Mon 6 Jun 2011, 14:20, Reply)
ive had it cooked a couple of times
and it was an aquired taste/texture/what-the-shuddering-fuck even then.
(, Mon 6 Jun 2011, 18:40, Reply)
For some reason I was surprised at how small it was.
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clockworkrat has nice pants, Mon 6 Jun 2011, 20:51,
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edit at 2:12? did he spit or did he swallow?, we'll never know.
obviously if it was me id spew, i cant even handle oysters.
(, Mon 6 Jun 2011, 23:56, Reply)
Congressman refuses to answer the question
Mini-scandal in the States at the moment. A congressman has been accused of sending a lewd tweet to a college girl. He faces the press and then proceded to use every tactic known to man to avoid answering the question. Watch him squirm. Very amusing.
And he's called Weiner, so stick that in your funny name corner.
CG? You just can't be sure these days. But the Man from Delmonte actually said no.
EDIT: You're going to have click the link and watch in youtube.
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Super Grover Time machine..?I haven't invented any time machine, Mon 6 Jun 2011, 14:03,
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haha!
What a slimy cunt. He doesn't even have the balls to say "I'm not going to discuss those allegations"
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Kung_Fu_Russ ran out of amusing signatures on, Mon 6 Jun 2011, 14:10,
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I know. He really is.
Love it when he is asked why he follows so many young girls, he tries to change the subject by saying he now has more followers than a rival... only to then realise its because he is in so much crap that he has picked a load of new follows.
Keep digging Weiner.
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Super Grover Time machine..?I haven't invented any time machine, Mon 6 Jun 2011, 15:15,
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twas good on daily show
on the video there he said that he didn't send the tweet but could not confirm whether or not it was a picture of his love truncheon. The mind boggles. Who the hell can't recognise his own boxer shorts, and, of course, remember if they did it.
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RocketSurgeon is pretending he's still young, Mon 6 Jun 2011, 15:20,
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Him and Jon Stewart are good friends I seem to remmeber?
Haven't watched Daily Show in a while, bet thats an interesting episode to watch!
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Jorvic, Mon 6 Jun 2011, 16:14,
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What a punchable cunt.
Also, (linked from his wiki page) the pic used to illustrate this article en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Visible_penis_line tickled me.
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Tab Hunter Make this useless process end and so, begin again, Mon 6 Jun 2011, 17:55,
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i wouldn't go too hard on him...
wikipedia him and have a look at some of his "performances" in congress... as politicians go he seems like the better of a bad bunch,
i wouldn't be surprised if this was a little republican smear game, as Anthony wiener was gaining traction with young middle-class politically charged voters.
but yes he's a squirming here... but it would be a shame if this is all he's remembered/known for.
(or i might be confusing weiners, in which case, discount everything)
(, Mon 6 Jun 2011, 18:48, Reply)
Oh urgh
Thanks for making me google that Wil!
*bokes*
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Tab Hunter Make this useless process end and so, begin again, Mon 6 Jun 2011, 21:24,
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Ha ha!
And now we know why... www.washingtonpost.com/blogs/the-fix/post/anthony-weiner-admits-he-sent-lewd-photo-of-himself/2011/06/06/AGtfTXKH_blog.html?wpisrc=nl_pmpolitics
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Super Grover Time machine..?I haven't invented any time machine, Mon 6 Jun 2011, 22:18,
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Mental brilliance you say?
www.youtube.com/watch?v=53AOJwUKn1M
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Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Mon 6 Jun 2011, 13:44,
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Youtube Comments FTW
Just got an ipad 2 (it was a birthday present - and I still have both my kidneys, yay!).
Been playing around with Garage Band (very cool btw), and wanted to see what other people had done with it on youtube.
Came across this vid - nothing much to say about the video itself - but my eyes wandered down to the most popular comment and it made me chuckle...
Seems to fit very well with the last few posts too!
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HoratioFellatio Taking the the out of psychotherapist, Mon 6 Jun 2011, 13:36,
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come on...
this post was just to let us know you have an ipad2.
admit it, your flaunting your wealth again on /links!
(is jealous)
(, Mon 6 Jun 2011, 15:41, Reply)
Real Touch
NSFW
I don't really know how to describe this, but "automated wanking" is the closest thing I can think of, though apparently Teledildonics is the technical term.
Everyday's a school day on b3ta!
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Blackdogmanguitar is out with Fat Larry's Jazz Band on, Mon 6 Jun 2011, 13:30,
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I love how
one of the promo pictures at the top has the product next to an open laptop.
(, Mon 6 Jun 2011, 13:34, Reply)
Women have a plethora of gadgets they can stuff up themselves.
I for one applaud the scientific research involved in giving men the same choice.
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girlinthehole, Mon 6 Jun 2011, 14:06,
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It's a subject that is strange,
I mean Women have all the gadgets etc, even promoted strongly in shops like Ann Summers and it's mainstream. The idea of a guy buying something like this would be seem wierd and desperate and bit of a perv, even though it really wouldn't be.
(, Mon 6 Jun 2011, 16:37, Reply)
It would be desperate.
Should spend more time practising manually before splashing out on a gadget like this.
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clockworkrat has nice pants, Mon 6 Jun 2011, 21:15,
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I have a mate who's girlfriend left him
because she found a Fleshlight male sex toy in his wardrobe. Yet she had a bagful of dildos that she delighted in ramming up her fadge at the drop of a hat. How does that work then?
(, Mon 6 Jun 2011, 20:53, Reply)
Anyone remember this?
Avatar fleshlight. (NSFW) Can't decide if I would or not...
(, Mon 6 Jun 2011, 16:49, Reply)
Fat Guy with a Lightsabre
I made this!
Apologies for crapness of quality, it was filmed on a stills camera
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SolidGoldChimp, Mon 6 Jun 2011, 13:29,
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Volcano pictures from Chile
It's Daily Heil, but don't worry, it's not a direct link.
(, Mon 6 Jun 2011, 13:15, Reply)
Mac branding addict sells a kidney to satisfy his cravings
Now says to regret the decision.
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Crap Little Monkey Deathstar, so good they built it twice, Mon 6 Jun 2011, 10:11,
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Better than waking up to find it's gone with nothing more than a 'sorry' note for your trouble, I guess...
(, Mon 6 Jun 2011, 11:29, Reply)
*passes hat*
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Blackdogmanguitar is out with Fat Larry's Jazz Band on, Mon 6 Jun 2011, 12:01,
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What a bell-end!
Although, somehow I cant imagine anybody, stupid materialistic teenager or not, bothering to do that for a Microsoft product.
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mr.dogshit The world's premier anthropomorphic canine faeces, Mon 6 Jun 2011, 12:00,
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Ridiculous...I bet if Apple brought out an iDialysis machine, he'd sell the other kidney to get that...
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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 6 Jun 2011, 12:39,
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The most capitalist thing I have seen in a long time.
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Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Mon 6 Jun 2011, 12:45,
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And he can't watch this.....
video about himself at the BBC news site because his precious Ipad doesn't even support flash video (coz they're a bit shit).
www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-asia-pacific-13647438
Oh sweet irony.
(, Mon 6 Jun 2011, 13:38, Reply)
The Quest
I made this!
A silly short that me and a chum filmed last year about a treasure map. Re-edited it last night. The punchline's a bit ropey, but I hope it'll make you chuckle.
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sir_spicious2000 Crap I've watched: www.filmplop.blogspot.com/, Mon 6 Jun 2011, 9:47,
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Slackline (jump to 1:44)
I don't know how this sport came about but I like it.
(, Mon 6 Jun 2011, 9:41, Reply)
I've upped mine
So up yours!
I've got the gear for a slack line in my shed. I must get round to setting it up, though I doubt I'll get much beyond wobbling back and forth. Jumping about is for the youngsters!
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SteamedCleaner, Mon 6 Jun 2011, 12:12,
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Cool!
Although there must be a considerable risk of tearing your scrotum clean off
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h3donist tryin' to play me out as if my name is Sega.., Mon 6 Jun 2011, 12:01,
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great talent
...limited applications when flipping burgers
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SpunkyBackpack, Mon 6 Jun 2011, 12:25,
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That Chilean volcano
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mr.dogshit The world's premier anthropomorphic canine faeces, Mon 6 Jun 2011, 14:00,
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"I've had enough of auto-tune" - (NSFW song)
NSFW
Funny duet + bunny rabbit. NSFW for occasional "F" bombs.
(, Mon 6 Jun 2011, 9:23, Reply)
Funny
wudda made the point better tho if a dog howled and they autotuned it, but the bunny was funny, erm, honey...
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..wil, Mon 6 Jun 2011, 9:33,
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astounding what a couple of hours cattle prodding will achieve ?
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spagaroony, Mon 6 Jun 2011, 8:57,
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Positive reinforcement
like she is using, does not involve pain.
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clockworkrat has nice pants, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 14:23,
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Bet it wishes it could open that door and get the fuck out of there.
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enoughblueskyforsailorstrousers, Mon 6 Jun 2011, 11:19,
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If I were that walrus
I'd rip her swimsuit off with my tusks and fuck her with my massive walrus cock!
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mr.dogshit The world's premier anthropomorphic canine faeces, Mon 6 Jun 2011, 12:03,
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Oh good.
It wasn't just me thinking that.
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Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Mon 6 Jun 2011, 12:41,
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Space Station Found On Mars
Tinfoil hat time. What the fuck *is* this thing? I sparked up Google Earth, put in co-ords 71°49'19.07"N 29°33'7.18"W (the co-ords in the article are wrong) and looked for myself. It's there. It looks clearly artificial. So what the fuck is it?
Could be an error in Google's stitching algorithm, could just be a very unusual rock formation. Or it could be something dumped by NASA but I doubt that as it's too damn big.
I'm going for strange rock formation. Or a joke.
Cheers
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Legless Mister Stabby - shanks for the memory, Mon 6 Jun 2011, 5:38,
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It's cum.
I didn't bother cleaning up cos I thought no one would find it there. Sorry.
(, Mon 6 Jun 2011, 5:55, Reply)
Im interested to know what it is
but I will eat my own bottom if it is aliens or any of the suggestions that the bloke who thinks he has discovered it thinks it is.
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lord turkey boy and the cleft of venus, Mon 6 Jun 2011, 6:42,
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very strange
most likely some sort of artefacting in the video compression (a la the face on mars). Or maybe its the face on mars's braces for its teeth.
Or maybe it is actually a space station, and next week we will have videos of UFOs entering and leaving the place...
who knows? I love that some people are so emphatic that it is not alien! how the hell can you know? maybe it is, maybe it isn't, i thought we were supposed to have scientifically open minds?
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Avast is still alive!!!!, Mon 6 Jun 2011, 9:01,
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looks like some overlaid text (mirrored) to me
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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 6 Jun 2011, 9:09,
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From the looks of teh surrounding pixels
I'm going with: it's some white pixels.
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..wil, Mon 6 Jun 2011, 9:35,
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I vote for Space Nazis
www.youtube.com/watch?v=4KEueJnsu80
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kHiTe Post-Punk Retro Child: Indier and Gother than Thou, Mon 6 Jun 2011, 9:58,
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It's the word "Allah"
in Arabic script. Clearly he's graduated beyond autographing the inside of aubergines.
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Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Mon 6 Jun 2011, 10:26,
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That's one fatwa, right there.
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DrPrunesquallor is determined to post more as of, Mon 6 Jun 2011, 14:29,
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The best thing about that article is the response video
"Ski Station Beta"
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LemonEntryMyDearWatson This time, Moriarty, the hand is on the other foot, Mon 6 Jun 2011, 11:49,
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I conducted my own research and found some mysterious triangles
Click for bigger (160 kb)
Imperial Star Destroyers in orbit?
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Jahled Three shades of black, Mon 6 Jun 2011, 12:36,
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definitely
could not be anything else.....
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claptonista ,the idiot boy.........., Mon 6 Jun 2011, 14:41,
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If it isn't the bar in Total Recall, with the woman with three tits...
I'm not interested.
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Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Mon 6 Jun 2011, 12:43,
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It's a rogue tetris block!
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Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Mon 6 Jun 2011, 12:44,
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this is great.
It's like Mr Bean...But GOOD!
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Kung_Fu_Russ ran out of amusing signatures on, Mon 6 Jun 2011, 3:33,
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Excellent!
Seen this on here before but I've been sending it to all my friends.
I particularly love the finger in the ear trick. Definitely need to practice that.
(, Mon 6 Jun 2011, 4:27, Reply)
Ive seen these guys twice at the Edinburgh Fringe
They're fantastic, really really funny :)
Also they did a one-off show on the BBC a few years back, can't remember what it was called though.
(, Mon 6 Jun 2011, 7:31, Reply)
I saw it a few months ago.
It was fantastic. Love these guys.
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The Togaboy The world will end on, Mon 6 Jun 2011, 9:42,
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It was called...
...'Ketch & HIRO-PON Get It On'. Quite amusing in places.
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Happosai _,,,,_(O ; o)_,,,, Mon 6 Jun 2011, 10:24,
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Here's the pilot
www.youtube.com/watch?v=-wff9u-ObS4 (part 1 of 3)
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Crap Little Monkey Deathstar, so good they built it twice, Mon 6 Jun 2011, 13:55,
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Great fun
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Just Juan Cornetto will take you to the lo-rider show n' flaunt ya on, Mon 6 Jun 2011, 9:46,
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I really enjoyed that... :D
...until I saw that cunt JK!
That's ruined my day that has!
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mr.dogshit The world's premier anthropomorphic canine faeces, Mon 6 Jun 2011, 10:47,
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WTF?
In the last 4 or 5 seconds of the video is an almost subliminal volume 'Happy Birthday' song in the background. Turn the volume up!
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Kung_Fu_Russ ran out of amusing signatures on, Mon 6 Jun 2011, 4:12,
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Speechless
(look at his foot)
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lord turkey boy and the cleft of venus, Mon 6 Jun 2011, 7:44,
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Argh
*Boke*
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IHaveABadFeelingAboutThis most likely working from home on, Mon 6 Jun 2011, 10:02,
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Chuffityfuck
One of the oldest and easiest effects in the book and he fucks it up. Spazztard.
Still, at least it wasn't one of those horrible videos of the knife-in-a-bag trick that seems to go wrong more often than Darwin would've thought possible.
(, Mon 6 Jun 2011, 10:02, Reply)
why
would you not just attach the chain to the car with a small cable tie or something?? Even velcro would make the trick work fine, as long as it's nowhere near him.
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RocketSurgeon is pretending he's still young, Mon 6 Jun 2011, 10:20,
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Moodini?
FOODini more like
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mr.dogshit The world's premier anthropomorphic canine faeces, Mon 6 Jun 2011, 11:01,
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Fat people - are they good for ANYTHING?
*chunkyLOLs*
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Guy Incognito was last seen SLAM DUNK'N HOES on, Mon 6 Jun 2011, 15:15,
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Vaccine and Autism link. Government paid out compensation and kept links secret
(, Mon 6 Jun 2011, 1:15, Reply)
FUD
Have a look at SBM's debunking of this ignorant nonsense, most recently:
www.sciencebasedmedicine.org/index.php/anti-vaccine-warriors-vs-research-ethics/
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wakeupandsmellthebacon, Mon 6 Jun 2011, 3:37,
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This terrible lie has been responsible for several child deaths
and you're spreading it.....
*edit. I'm sorry this is a really harsh statement but I'd ask you to look into the truth behind the stupid lies about vaccines and then look at the number of deaths caused buy this lie.
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Crap Little Monkey Deathstar, so good they built it twice, Mon 6 Jun 2011, 10:26,
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Look I really do try not to reply to the conspiracy nutters
but this is much more serious than the usual nonsense- it actually causes real harm to real children. Children are getting seriously ill because of this lie. There have been deaths. You need to stop spreading it. You are causing harm. Please stop.
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crab_bloke), Mon 6 Jun 2011, 13:25,
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Promote it more!!
Then more stupid people will die!
Survival of the fittest and intelligent!
Lets narrow down the gene pool some more!
(, Mon 6 Jun 2011, 14:33, Reply)
lolz measles and whooping cough epidemic in many u.s cities
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Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Mon 6 Jun 2011, 13:30,
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