Dammit! I was hoping that it would just be the dog from the preview.
Mind you that would be the best Rick Astley impression ever.
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skeltonator Needs some new daps., Tue 11 Oct 2011, 20:52,
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yeh after i just saw a bunch of keyboard cat videos i was in the mood for some more
just with a dog.
you gave me hopes and crushed them instantly :C
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Fruitcake + photobooth = nightmares
Not sure if its the contortions or the noises that unsettle me the most :/
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She's not getting into it
quite as much as this young lady: www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z3xd8bXlzeU
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benryves Now I'm radioactive! That can't be good!, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 21:01,
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These are even better when someone straightens them out
And it's just a normal looking person monging out.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=OvI7ZH-8rsQ
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Lord Keeps meaning to procrastinate., Tue 11 Oct 2011, 22:38,
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Modem
I made this!
Tasked with the creation of an animation put to a soundtrack, I created this for university.
I have to make an abstract animation on 16mm movie film so of course I made the most obtuse and difficult soundtrack to work with...
I call it Modem, for obvious reasons. I have to admit that spending a day listening to dialtones has made me glad I have broadband...
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ClanSoul, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 20:38,
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I sold online business services in the 90s. So many, many meetings listening to that and silently praying the fucking thing would connect
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TownsendsPublisher is all gravy baby, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 21:39,
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Russian movie posters
Sometimes they don't get the official ones, so have to make their own. Full marks to anyone that can name them all...as quite frankly on some of them I'm at a loss. I think I like the Shrek 2 and Terminator ones best.
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Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver I have very beautiful lips, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 19:56,
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these would make a great online quiz thing
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The sherif of Mottingclam R.I.P Marco, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 20:03,
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Those are Great!!
Loving this one files.adme.ru/files/news/part_31/313355/darwin_mission.jpg Good find!
Edit: also wtf???? files.adme.ru/files/news/part_31/313355/day_watch.jpg SRSLY?!?!?!?111onE!
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skeltonator Needs some new daps., Tue 11 Oct 2011, 20:43,
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I have no idea on either of those!
Space hamsters and Cher:Space Alien 2?
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Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver I have very beautiful lips, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 20:49,
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Mi6 guinea pigs and Pete Doherty in love?
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skeltonator Needs some new daps., Tue 11 Oct 2011, 20:55,
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Spoilers....
all answers.
tinyurl.com/3seleta
and excellent translation
"Especially good such artists can be a portrait likeness, but their knowledge of human anatomy is simply injected into an enthusiastic catatonic stupor.
And okay so would have drawn in the 90s when everything was falling apart at all in his eyes, and a relative had a dream. However, Well no! More than half of the films in this collection came out last year or two, and thus in an age when space ships travel through the universe, somewhere in the former Soviet republics, there are still artists in movie theaters. They work together and bring to the hysteria of Internet users, who barely breath, remember the immortal question of "12 chairs", "Kitty, tell me as an artist painter - you know how to draw?"
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skeltonator Needs some new daps., Tue 11 Oct 2011, 20:58,
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HAHAHAA!!
Sex Friendship!
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Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver I have very beautiful lips, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 21:08,
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I'm sure I saw the T2 one
in the bootleg film posters thing that turned up here a few weeks back.
b3ta.com/links/679891
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evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 20:44,
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You are right!
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Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver I have very beautiful lips, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 20:47,
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Naturally
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evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 20:54,
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Yeah.
Most of those are Russian, but a couple are African or from Asia (the Philipines?)
Why would you bootleg a film, and not go to the trouble of photcopying the poster.....But go to the trouble of getting someone to spend their time doing a goddawful painting?!
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Kung_Fu_Russ ran out of amusing signatures on, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 20:53,
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I think these were for cinema adverts
so reproducing it at a reasonable size might be fun. As would translating the title.
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evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 20:56,
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AH!
So there's my answer - 'Because they're HUGE!'
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Kung_Fu_Russ ran out of amusing signatures on, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 21:45,
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GOD THAT WAS SO EASY
All of them Herby I got all of them.
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Jimbuktu See? Right here, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 20:57,
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You got star wars and sex friendship!
*AWES*
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skeltonator Needs some new daps., Tue 11 Oct 2011, 21:03,
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Star wars (with Gagarin)
YOU LIAR JIMBUKTU
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Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver I have very beautiful lips, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 21:09,
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OH BE QUIET HERBY I GOT THEM ALL IT WAS SO EASY
As an aside, in Holland they have translated friends with benefits into Sex Fiend. Could lead to a whole other film..
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Jimbuktu See? Right here, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 21:11,
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I was in Paris when it was out-
It's "Sex Friends" over there....
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Tab Hunter Make this useless process end and so, begin again, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 21:13,
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I was in Paris too
but I didn't see you. I went to an awesome Chinese restaurant in a village on the northern outskirts (I don't know where I was in the back of a van)where the chef had a certificate from the Dick Fat Cooking institute. He also gave us sake with porn marbles in and the nearly village mayor tried to pay for us.
How was it?
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Jimbuktu See? Right here, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 21:22,
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You were taken in a van to the outskirts of a city
where you were given alcohol and the village mayor tried to buy you?
There wasn't a slightly confused looking bloke with broken glasses and a cut chin next to you was there?
No reason, just askin'
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Sheriff John Bunnell https://twitter.com/thewonderfulgam, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 21:30,
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Nearly.
The village mayor wasn't actually a mayor, but if they had one then he would be it. That's what he told us.
And yes, there was a weird guy next to us but he was just a hobo alcoholic.
I also learned a French/chinese joke about not liking/liking egg rolls. It was hilarious. (may contain lies)
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Jimbuktu See? Right here, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 21:33,
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"Porn Marbles"? I WANT SOME
I *heart* Paris. Stayed in a little apartment in Le haut Marais.
I would move there in an instant if I could get the work...
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Tab Hunter Make this useless process end and so, begin again, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 21:30,
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I will google them.
It was 70's porn too and in a cup. You couldn't see it unless you had a drink in there, and they had massive bushes or a white Long Dong Silver.
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Jimbuktu See? Right here, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 21:35,
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I WANT SOME TOO!
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Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver I have very beautiful lips, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 21:44,
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There must be somewhere in Bristol that has them for sure.
I only bought the one, and I can't find them online. :( It will be my B3ta show and tell.
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Jimbuktu See? Right here, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 21:47,
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OO I can show you my nubbin!
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Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver I have very beautiful lips, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 21:50,
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I'm gonna feed it after midnight and see what happens.
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Jimbuktu See? Right here, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 21:54,
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dear god
I just google image searched "porn marbles" never again...
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Firkinfedup last shat on your wife's tits at, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 22:10,
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er
YES, YES I GOT THEM ALL.
Still *AWES* right?
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Jimbuktu See? Right here, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 21:09,
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Ooh Jim.
Campuccino please, extra froth.
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Tab Hunter Make this useless process end and so, begin again, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 21:12,
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Ha!
We are actually running an 80's Cappuccino competition in the office. It makes I laugh. I might be popping down B-town wards soon to fix my mums flat up, I'll put one in my bag for you.
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Jimbuktu See? Right here, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 21:18,
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Oooh!!!
Herbs is going to be GREEN with envy.
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Tab Hunter Make this useless process end and so, begin again, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 21:28,
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Lets meet up with Jimbukface!
We can break him too...
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Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver I have very beautiful lips, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 21:46,
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Brighton not Bristol
though that will be happening soon enough too!
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Jimbuktu See? Right here, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 21:51,
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I would keep it to yourself
if I were you...just ask Mirandrist.
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Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver I have very beautiful lips, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 21:55,
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I shall get some practice in
this weekend, when I attend the awesome Rumfest....
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Jimbuktu See? Right here, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 21:59,
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Honestly Jim, for your own well-being, stay away from Bristol!
Herbs roofied poor Mirandrist and then touched his wink-wonk/took compromising pictures when he was incapacitated.
I tried to assist, but she's a formidable woman when she's got the "summer fruit"...
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Tab Hunter Make this useless process end and so, begin again, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 22:15,
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I just snorted
and choked on my drink...DAMN YOU
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Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver I have very beautiful lips, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 22:28,
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30 - 15, to me.
/loltennis scores
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Tab Hunter Make this useless process end and so, begin again, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 22:33,
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HA! YOU TRY TO TRICK ME! I DIDN'T FALL FOR IT TAXI 3 WAS NOT IN THEIR
apologies for shouting, it seems to fit.
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Jimbuktu See? Right here, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 21:26,
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Now do some bogling!!
just watch this.....oooooooo! Deer collision says no
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skeltonator Needs some new daps., Tue 11 Oct 2011, 19:05,
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Kim Jong Il has got moves
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Sheriff John Bunnell https://twitter.com/thewonderfulgam, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 20:22,
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i am honestly at a loss why in 2011
people can still be impressed by puppets
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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 21:36,
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Cos the puppet done a sex on the mans face!!!!
durrr!!!
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skeltonator Needs some new daps., Tue 11 Oct 2011, 21:45,
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Are you fucking kidding?
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Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver I have very beautiful lips, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 22:38,
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Mogwai have remixed one of my pal's songs for an upcoming EP
If you click through to the Vimeo page there's also another couple of tracks remixed by Malcolm Middleton (as Human Don't Be Angry) and Miaoux Miaoux (check out Miaoux Miaoux's own stuff too - it's awesome)
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Alzo wouldn't ride your mum into battle, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 18:49,
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Definitely secreted some fluids listening to that one.
Mogwai have always produced epic music but I haven't really heard anything new for quite some time. That remix is lovely. Got a link to your mate's band's page for future usage?
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Coubs Salty toothpaste, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 19:51,
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Probably best to go through his Facebook page
www.facebook.com/#!/martinjhenry
You should check out his video to Ribbon on a Bough, but that's just cos I'm in it ;)
And I thought the most recent Mogwai album was amazing, even although it was the least like a Mogwai record. Rano Pano from the new album sounds unbelievable live!
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Alzo wouldn't ride your mum into battle, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 19:57,
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did you post one of his other videos recently? I swear I recognise him...
I'll have a look into new Mogwai bits but I have always been a lover of 'Hunted by a Freak'
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Coubs Salty toothpaste, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 20:10,
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I have posted a couple of things of his before, and he used to play in a band called De Rosa, if you've maybe came across them before.
And I've always got a soft spot for Mogwai Fear Satan...the soft spot usually being my perforated eardrum!
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Alzo wouldn't ride your mum into battle, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 20:12,
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Ha!
I have some great memories/tinitus of listening to certain pieces of music at volumes outside of the recommended range.
Actually, that tune you said listen to is the one I remember him from. Great video.
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Coubs Salty toothpaste, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 20:23,
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That's excellent
Every time I hear anything Mogwai have touched I always feel I should dig out more of their work, then never quite get around to it. Any recommendations?
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evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 20:46,
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'Happy Songs for Happy People' is my favourite album and 'Come On Die Young' is also good
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Coubs Salty toothpaste, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 20:51,
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Right... Amazon here I come
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evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 20:57,
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This is why you want happy songs...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=5HhLeHQw2Ek
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Coubs Salty toothpaste, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 21:12,
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Yup.... good album!
...and they're nice chaps too (having supported 'em on a fair few occasions)
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Tab Hunter Make this useless process end and so, begin again, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 21:44,
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Ooh, what band you in?
I know Barry quite well, and the rest of them enough to say hello. Bunch of lovely fellas.
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Alzo wouldn't ride your mum into battle, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 21:48,
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I like the taste, but the bits get stuck between my teeth.
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skeltonator Needs some new daps., Tue 11 Oct 2011, 22:58,
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There are now you've made me google
especially for this reason - www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bdblc_OMAA8
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Coubs Salty toothpaste, Wed 12 Oct 2011, 1:22,
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Man stabbed in nuts with hypodermic needle; breaks off in scrotum.
For some reason is not telling cops ID of female aggressor.
Crossing my legs as I type.
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BrokenCoccyx doesn't mind if you grope on, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 18:44,
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I like the first comment :D
Also, fucking OWWWWWW!
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Alzo wouldn't ride your mum into battle, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 18:54,
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I'm not sure I want to click
The description is making me wince enough as it is.
(, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 19:05, Reply)
Well...
It could actually be a guy who's into injecting silicone into his balls to make them huge. It's a thing, you can find it online.
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RadioElectric, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 19:37,
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I wondered that too
recently been chattin to a bloke that does it with saline, as you do, I imagine it could be easy to slip and need hospital attention, then what story would you tell...
*edit* just in case anyone reading this is stupid enough to try it, I should perhaps mention, you inject the ball SAC, not the actual balls, which would kill them and probably you.
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..wil, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 21:00,
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Oops!
You're right, probably saline rather than silicone. The thing with saline is that your body reabsorbs it... so even if you had injected loads and then the needle broke you could just wait an hour or two before going to the hospital.
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RadioElectric, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 23:34,
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if you haven't watched it yet, try and guess which country would produce the 'weirdest tug of war'
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Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 18:28,
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Japan
*hopes its Japanese women naked but with pig snouts tugging on a slimy tentacle*
EDIT: Well, I was right and I was wrong.
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Sheriff John Bunnell https://twitter.com/thewonderfulgam, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 18:39,
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Japan.
Second guess, russia.
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Kung_Fu_Russ ran out of amusing signatures on, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 18:39,
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Japan.
or wales, mind you theyd probably just do it in a bog with a giant leek or something.
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skeltonator Needs some new daps., Tue 11 Oct 2011, 18:49,
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I said weirdest not sexiest
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Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 19:04,
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North Korea
or antarctica.
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the RAND corporation a.k.a. Kevin Saxe-Coburg-Gotha, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 21:38,
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Brilliant
although I was hoping someone would cut it in the middle and send them flying...
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evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 18:42,
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why do they look like James Cordon?
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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 11 Oct 2011, 19:11,
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what is that strong material
and where can i get it?
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unclepills Sixty 25th of Decembers, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 20:11,
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ATTACK OF THE 100ft KITTEN
I made this!
Anyone a fan of kitteh vids?
(, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 17:41, Reply)
Nope. fucking hate 'em.
Though tbh, some of the more 'special needs-y' people on /links have a penchant for cat vids, yes.
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Tab Hunter Make this useless process end and so, begin again, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 18:05,
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I don't. Secretly loving cat vids is for sickos.
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skeltonator Needs some new daps., Tue 11 Oct 2011, 18:53,
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*licks window*
Hallo Tabbieee! I lyke catz.
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Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver I have very beautiful lips, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 18:19,
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Yes, well.
You aspire to 'special needs'.
(anyway, off out to discuss table settings & petits fours. Ack)
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Tab Hunter Make this useless process end and so, begin again, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 18:31,
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Paper plates, party poppers
and 12 boxes of Mr.Kiplings french fancies!!
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Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver I have very beautiful lips, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 18:36,
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Wow Herb
I heard it only took 2 pints of cider and marlboro red.
*ups game*
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Sheriff John Bunnell https://twitter.com/thewonderfulgam, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 19:55,
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That's when I'm already pissed.
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Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver I have very beautiful lips, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 20:21,
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I'd be nicer to Herbs if I were you....
You know we took pictures of 'the incident', yeah?
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Tab Hunter Make this useless process end and so, begin again, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 20:43,
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Is that true?
If so send me them.
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Sheriff John Bunnell https://twitter.com/thewonderfulgam, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 21:04,
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*Mishears*
"Post them on /board"!? Why, certainly!
...but which to choose.....?
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Tab Hunter Make this useless process end and so, begin again, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 21:08,
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I put them on Tumblr
under 'Whoops, my legs are made of jelly, now where is the pavement, I want to give it a kiss'.
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Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver I have very beautiful lips, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 21:12,
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My favourite was when that fat stripper wee'd on him...
...whilst he was eating chocolate mousse off the pavement.
I think it was mousse...
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Tab Hunter Make this useless process end and so, begin again, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 21:16,
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Don't be mean, I actually have a chunk of my jaw missing
I would actually like to see at least one photo of me looking the most fucked I ever have done.
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Sheriff John Bunnell https://twitter.com/thewonderfulgam, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 21:16,
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Some of us had our hands full
of other things to be able to take pictures. Tabby especially.
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Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver I have very beautiful lips, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 21:23,
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AHHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHaaaaaaa!!!!!!
Biggest laugh ever! Still lolling as I type this.
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Tab Hunter Make this useless process end and so, begin again, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 21:24,
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You have all my sympathy
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Sheriff John Bunnell https://twitter.com/thewonderfulgam, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 19:55,
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They love this sort of thing on /talk
you should definately try it there.
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skeltonator Needs some new daps., Tue 11 Oct 2011, 18:09,
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Good, I'm not that mean you see.
we are all a nice bunch round here!
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skeltonator Needs some new daps., Tue 11 Oct 2011, 18:13,
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You!!
You are worse than mechaHitler raping Bambi.
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Tab Hunter Make this useless process end and so, begin again, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 18:21,
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Hey- I didn't say it wasn't a bad thing!
*hugs*
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Tab Hunter Make this useless process end and so, begin again, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 20:22,
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*gestures over at Mrandrist*
Come here boy, tonight you're Lucky Pierre
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Tab Hunter Make this useless process end and so, begin again, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 21:01,
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*catches breath*
am I too late?
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Sheriff John Bunnell https://twitter.com/thewonderfulgam, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 21:54,
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Yep,
They're always sharing stuff like this
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unclepills Sixty 25th of Decembers, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 18:11,
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I'm with skeltanator on this....
I guess we don't need another blood bath. It is tea time after all
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unclepills Sixty 25th of Decembers, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 18:22,
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Newbie Tuesday!
Don't forget to post stuff other than your own work and JOIN IN! Then we'll all love you long time.
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dirtyscarab intends to live forever. So far, so good..., Tue 11 Oct 2011, 18:51,
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I just found this
liquidtelevision.com/
But the vids don't work over here :-(
YOU CAN WATCH THEM THOUGH!
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Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver I have very beautiful lips, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 18:56,
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SQUEEE!
I LOVED this show as a teenager. DAMN MY UK COPYRIGHT LAWS!!
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Kung_Fu_Russ ran out of amusing signatures on, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 20:01,
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I know!!
I got all excited for a minute...bloody Dirtyface up there can watch it though.
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Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver I have very beautiful lips, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 20:27,
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"I'm NORMAL! I'M NORMAL! MY DOG'S NAME IS MONSIEUR BOEF LE TETE!"
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Kung_Fu_Russ ran out of amusing signatures on, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 20:53,
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SCREAM SCREAM SCREAM SCREAM SCREAM SCREAM
Hop hop hop hop hop hop hop hop hop hop
Aaaand repeat.
(, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 17:28, Reply)
Sort of reminded me of this
www.youtube.com/watch?v=GMnKDGfpV7c
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mr.dogshit The world's premier anthropomorphic canine faeces, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 17:39,
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Dont know why, but
I'm half expecting Trololo man to come and join them.
(, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 17:57, Reply)
i just had to laugh so badly when i saw this. then i read the trololo comment and had to laugh even harder because i was thinking the same THEN (while still laughing) i read the username "pissflaps" and fell out of my chair- true story
(, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 21:58, Reply)
Wrong note at 0.35. Amateurs
I like the blokes walking around. Definitely add something.
(, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 19:58, Reply)
god
ive watched this like 10 times already. i think this is gonna be the next big thing on the net. its just too good. i demand remixes.
(, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 22:06, Reply)
Bulgarian X-Factor
Its in Bulgarian but no translation needed.
1m45 in. Awesome talent.
(, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 17:08, Reply)
To use X factor terminology
The stage LITERALLY Owned her.
I'm here all week...
(, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 17:24, Reply)
Well, it didnt did it.
If the stage literally owned her then the stage would be able to claim some kind of legal claim to her.
(pedantry, but I do wish people would not misuse the word 'literally')
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Kung_Fu_Russ ran out of amusing signatures on, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 17:41,
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yeah
it literally bugs the shit out me when people misuse the word literally
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Spunky McPunk not dead yet, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 20:58,
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And the use of LITERALLY
was part of the x factor comment,everything is LITERALLY the best song/band/sob story etc. See also: 110 percent, 1000% YES as well.
(, Wed 12 Oct 2011, 0:56, Reply)
Just picture artists really, for my walls and interest.
Bought some Tom Bagshaw and Angelique Houtkamp the other day, and toying with getting some Dilkabear. Love Bafefit too and all that kind of 'lowbrow' 'outsider' art stuff. Checked out New Sensations in London today and was giggling at the Museum of Everything #4 too...
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Jimbuktu See? Right here, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 20:54,
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there is some rather good new talent in this group (https://www.facebook.com/pages/Making-Space/175866545794856) if you fancy some unusual bits. Not so much portraiture though.
Edit: apparently my mind saw your 'picture artists' and raised you 'portrait artists'. Either way, Rhoobarb's work is beautiful in the flesh and I have a few bits by The Emmett on my wall currently. It's a bit of a shame that their fb page is a bit pants.
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Coubs Salty toothpaste, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 21:04,
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Will check it out.
'This is so contemporary' is not a bad page to follow, though I do like digging around random real life places too. Thanks! :)
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Jimbuktu See? Right here, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 21:15,
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her voice reminds me of crazy frog
I keep expecting to hear "ringdingding........."
(, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 21:45, Reply)
The matrix is a remix
Shows how pretty much every scene in the film is nicked from others. I knew of a few but not basically all of them.
(, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 16:50, Reply)
I was with it
for a bit, but it seemed to be getting more and more forced. Then they pointed out that there's a white rabbit in Alice in Wonderland as well, I facepalmed, and that's me done I'm afraid.
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evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 17:00,
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not buying it
kung fu movie looks a bit like kung fu movie shock
shooting scene inside office building looks a bit like shooting scene inside office building
and a lot of it was deliberate homages to films by the dirrector or nods to cultural references
not exactly a "remake"
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jgarobs, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 18:01,
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Wrote about this for GCSE English
It obviously does reference a lot of other films, particularly Ghost in the Shell. I remember as a kid tying together a string of films that you could say form a rough "arc" plot-wise. Ghost in the Shell, then Terminator, then The Matrix. There may have been more in the chain.
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RAMPAGE energy drink sketch
I made this!
redbull gives you wings, RAMPAGE makes you kill your friends.
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Great idea
slight continuity glitch aside.
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evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 16:32,
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at 00:05
is it me or does the guy have a massive package?
Also white balance is all over the shop whihc makes someone in the broadcast industry kill kittens every time it happens.
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retrofly How about a link to a picture of something funny.., Tue 11 Oct 2011, 16:36,
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not the kittens!!
if anyone on ever says "just use auto white balance" to me again i will not be accountable for my actions XD
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Dirty Emails from Boys Who Love Dough
NSFW
I made this!
It's the next chapter in the filthynotesfromstrangers project. Chicago got hit this time with dirty talk about dough. Thank you strangers, for indulging me. Means a lot.
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landfearing sometimes a jerk, mostly unintentional, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 15:39,
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Is this whole 'bread-play' thing real? I mean, I get the merits of using food but bread..? Surely it'd just do what bread does in soup and turn to an unpleasant textured mush.
As per usual though, excellent work, inspired albeit a little mind-boggling to comprehend and I especially liked the 'let me fuck you afterwards while wearing a bagel on my cock'; something I may have to suggest to my missus after a few glasses.
Keep 'em coming...
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Coubs Salty toothpaste, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 20:08,
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Yay again!
I for one, refuse to believe it's real, but at this point in the experiment, I can't rule out the existence of "bread-play"...
Thanks for the words, means a lot.
If you need a bagel recipe for the home-made edible cock ring, let me know. I have a stellar one.
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landfearing sometimes a jerk, mostly unintentional, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 20:32,
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No salt on top is all I ask...
Are you planning on releasing all of these posts in the form of a book at any point? It would more than likely do rather well I think.
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Coubs Salty toothpaste, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 20:55,
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I'd like to.
It was meant as a book but sat on my shelf so long I figured I'd put it out there like this rather than let it fester any longer. It does have an ending, and an Epilepsilogue as well.
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landfearing sometimes a jerk, mostly unintentional, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 21:07,
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I'm going to borrow that word if that is ok. I think Epilepsilogue is one of the best words I've ever heard.
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Coubs Salty toothpaste, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 21:14,
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Borrow it.
It came about after the end of the experiment. I had a grand mal seizure one day and was diagnosed as a spaz. So I posted the old "can you tell the difference between a seizure and an orgasm" bit.
And it became the Epilepsilogue...
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landfearing sometimes a jerk, mostly unintentional, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 21:36,
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Daily Mail revealed to be world's longest running psychological experiment
I made this!
I wrote this and now I am outraged
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I'm outraged!!!
Now I have to decide whether to send the link to a colleague who spends half their day on the mail website ...
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TownsendsPublisher is all gravy baby, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 15:32,
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First look at new Avengers film - teaser trailer
absolutely ronseal
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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 15:18,
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... Again
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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 15:23,
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... at this hour
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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 15:26,
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Well let's have a look
+1 for Joss Whedon Writing + Directing
+1 as Thor was a fun character and film
+1 for Scarlett Johansson
-1 because the character Iron Man is a dick
-1 for anyone called Captain America
-1 for both Hulk films sucking
Call that a draw for the moment.
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evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 15:41,
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Personally
I'd swap the Thor and Iron Man ones around.
The Thor movie was just awful.
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agreed
Iron Man character is supposed to be a bit of a dick, and downey plays him really well.
Thor was just meh.
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chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 17:35,
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Damnit, I liked Thor.
Consciously cheesy and grandiose without alienating. Most of all, fun.
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monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 17:57,
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^this
The reason it worked for me was that it knew it's source material was hokey and played it as such. You couldn't play a story like that straight without it being laughed at, so use that reaction and make it fun. That and I thought the actors playing all three of the main characters - Thor, Loki and Odin - were really REALLY good.
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evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 18:40,
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I concur.
Wait for the whole "But Buffy/Firefly/Dollhouse were so good" comments.
No, they weren't, they were all the same characters in a different setting with piss poor writing as per Whedon's usual MO.
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Other opinions are available
Mine, for instance.
Which happens to be correct.
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wheresthefish Partly filled with wrong, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 20:16,
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Doesn't look anything like Diana Rigg.
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Lord Keeps meaning to procrastinate., Tue 11 Oct 2011, 15:51,
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^this^
I'm getting sick of hearing about it, but because I keep getting excited that maybe they are going to make a new version and do it properly
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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 15:54,
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Best Preview image... EVER
But I have to say I'm far frome xcited
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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 15:53,
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To be honest
All they really need to do to get bums on seats it to make that the poster and shut the fuck up about the rest of it.
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evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 16:31,
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the preview image is by far the best bit :)
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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 16:49,
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And now, apparently hot women don't look at explosions either.
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monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 18:00,
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I like the idea that she's distracted by a frog
Or something equally squishy and mundane
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Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...", Tue 11 Oct 2011, 19:08,
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Quelle suprise
HappyToast doesnt like it.
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yanmania... last shagged your mum on, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 16:38,
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Quelle suprise
yanmania makes a needlessly antagonistic and badly researched comment
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HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 17:22,
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badly researched?
It just makes me laugh that whenever I see a thread with an upcoming film, I seem to see a comment where you say you dont like it.
The badly researched comment confused me though. Do explain.
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yanmania... last shagged your mum on, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 20:25,
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try simply looking at the links I post
quite a few of them are movie trailers, more often than not accompanied with positive comments.
Here, I saved you a 2 minute search
b3ta.com/links/669132
b3ta.com/links/668609
b3ta.com/links/656665
b3ta.com/links/653043
b3ta.com/links/628024
b3ta.com/links/625438
b3ta.com/links/620061
Get the idea?
Sorry my occasional having a negative opinion upsets you
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HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 12 Oct 2011, 17:44,
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There seems to be a lot of bad feeling about this...
...but:
Comic book silliness directed by comic book fan
Scarlett Johansson
NIN soundtrack
This trailer has done its job, and now I want to see the film.
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TheAlmightyBeev, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 17:51,
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original conan films were fucking awesome
i thought jonah hex was good as well,but other than these, comic based movies dont have a great track record
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Only to cinemas?
I don't buy it
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Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...", Tue 11 Oct 2011, 19:03,
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