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This is a link post Bad Influence on CITV
Seeing the sorry state of Gareth "Gaz Top" Jones on that clip below reminded me of my 2nd favourite CITV show "Bad Influence" with Andy Crane and Violet Berlin. Here they review Sonic 2 and talk about the battery life of hand helds....
(I helped save b3ta! h3donist tryin' to play me out as if my name is Sega.., Sat 10 Mar 2012, 11:38, Reply)
This is a normal post This is the best clip I've found for
Gaz Top Saturday. Gaz singing passionately about the Challenger disaster..

www.youtube.com/watch?v=UU7APucqJvQ
 (I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Sat 10 Mar 2012, 11:45, Reply)
This is a normal post amazing

(I helped save b3ta! --- ---, Sat 10 Mar 2012, 11:56, Reply)
This is a normal post what the vibrating fuck was that?

(I helped save b3ta! h3donist tryin' to play me out as if my name is Sega.., Sat 10 Mar 2012, 14:46, Reply)
This is a normal post Urgh!
I'd forgotten how irritating Violent Berlin wath.
 (I helped save b3ta! Kung_Fu_Russ ran out of amusing signatures on, Sat 10 Mar 2012, 11:59, Reply)
This is a normal post What?
She was fit. Isn't she married to Gaz Top or did I dream that?
 (I helped save b3ta! The only Dave is pushing things forward, Sat 10 Mar 2012, 13:04, Reply)
This is a normal post Yeah, she's Mrs Top.
Had a bit of a thing for her back in the day...!
 (I helped save b3ta! Happosai _,,,,_(O ; o)_,,,, Sat 10 Mar 2012, 13:25, Reply)
This is a normal post
You people disgust me.
 (I helped save b3ta! Kung_Fu_Russ ran out of amusing signatures on, Sat 10 Mar 2012, 13:35, Reply)
This is a normal post Thats some lisp fest I'd like top see.
I'd like them to sing 'Silent Night' on my doorstep at Christmas :)
 (Spin Its a thing., Sat 10 Mar 2012, 16:21, Reply)
This is a normal post When you say fit
You mean in a Frankenstein's monster way? I don't think the Dolph Lundgren hairdoo did her any favours
 (I helped save b3ta! sPUNKer do your pictures for nothing get abuse for free, Sat 10 Mar 2012, 13:41, Reply)
This is a normal post Do you still get TV shows like this?
I'd quite like a TV show about awkward 12 year olds reviewing new games. Like Youtube but with more badly keyed greenscreen.
 (Cap'n, Sat 10 Mar 2012, 12:02, Reply)
This is a normal post
haha i remember this
 (chopchopchopchop chopchopchopchopchopchopchop, Sat 10 Mar 2012, 12:09, Reply)
This is a normal post I have all four series of this
plus all seven series of Gamesmaster (available from a certain torrent site named after a rectangular container)...I show random episodes of them at MegaByte.
 (I helped save b3ta! Happosai _,,,,_(O ; o)_,,,, Sat 10 Mar 2012, 12:19, Reply)
This is a normal post Tupperware torrents?

(I helped save b3ta! mr.dogshit The world's premier anthropomorphic canine faeces, Sat 10 Mar 2012, 13:38, Reply)
This is a normal post It's good,
but it's not right!
 (I helped save b3ta! Happosai _,,,,_(O ; o)_,,,, Sat 10 Mar 2012, 15:34, Reply)
This is a normal post In case you missed Eddache's masterwork first time round:
www.b3ta.com/links/747738
This makes me cry with laughter.
 (I helped save b3ta! Pig Bodine., Sat 10 Mar 2012, 12:34, Reply)
This is a normal post hahahaha
yes I had missed that :)
 (I helped save b3ta! h3donist tryin' to play me out as if my name is Sega.., Sat 10 Mar 2012, 14:15, Reply)
This is a link post 15 second video about a man going to the gents I made this!
Hello! I haven't made a youtubey video in a while and haven't posted on here in a while. Last month I made one so I thought I'd do the other. Woo!
(Cap'n, Sat 10 Mar 2012, 11:32, Reply)
This is a normal post time gentlemen please!
: D
 (I helped save b3ta! --- ---, Sat 10 Mar 2012, 11:38, Reply)
This is a normal post It is quite an outdated plaque, yes...
*click*
 (I helped save b3ta! Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...", Sat 10 Mar 2012, 11:39, Reply)
This is a normal post hahahaha
excellent use of tada.wav too
 (I helped save b3ta! h3donist tryin' to play me out as if my name is Sega.., Sat 10 Mar 2012, 14:48, Reply)
This is a link post innappropriate youtube ads NSFW
the awards ceremony gag that got julian clary banned from live tv for many years, on youtube now, with an ad for Lurpak butter at the start...
(I helped save b3ta! redkat, Sat 10 Mar 2012, 10:32, Reply)
This is a normal post I remember this
and the fuss over nothing after it!
 (I helped save b3ta! --- ---, Sat 10 Mar 2012, 10:40, Reply)
This is a normal post Brilliant!
I remember this well. I was in 6th Form at the time and one of the teachers was genuinely puzzled as to "what's all the fuss about about fisting Norman Lamont? I'd give that Tory twerp a proper fisting in the face!" I don't think they'd grasped what the actual mechanics of fisting were.
 (I helped save b3ta! Hardfarter Following through since 1978, Sat 10 Mar 2012, 11:23, Reply)
This is a normal post depends how deep you go I suppose!

(I helped save b3ta! --- ---, Sat 10 Mar 2012, 11:57, Reply)
This is a link post The most insane letter ever written by a child to a TV weatherman.
Future bunny boiler or "My Little Pony" troll? ....Bacon, unicorns &
lightsabers, too many memes for it to be ignored.

Weatherman's tweet confirmation.

 (Stashie is plotting against his blender on, Sat 10 Mar 2012, 8:53, Reply)
This is a normal post Something tells me
his dad/older brother's had a hand in this if not then the kid's a comedy genius/loon.
 (I helped save b3ta! Hardfarter Following through since 1978, Sat 10 Mar 2012, 9:19, Reply)
This is a normal post Yes........That would add up.

(Stashie is plotting against his blender on, Sat 10 Mar 2012, 9:33, Reply)
This is a link post Dr Seuss wrote a book for adults. NSFW
It;s not really that NSFW, but better to be safe.
 (I helped save b3ta! scarpe We Stole Bikes, Sat 10 Mar 2012, 8:44, Reply)
This is a normal post he would have loved b3ta
interesting find
 (I helped save b3ta! The Scrunt Wants a Dozen Pints, Sat 10 Mar 2012, 10:08, Reply)
This is a link post Gaz Top - Utter Tragedy

(I helped save b3ta! Grundlebiscuit, Sat 10 Mar 2012, 1:48, Reply)
This is a normal post CLICK
i like Gaz
 (I helped save b3ta! Hummel Who died and made you....oh wait...., Sat 10 Mar 2012, 3:48, Reply)
This is a normal post i like gaz too

(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Sat 10 Mar 2012, 8:53, Reply)
This is a normal post i like gaz, which is why i watched this
but there struck me as something not right here. it made me feel weird. he stinks of someone who doesn't go out enough any more.
 (I helped save b3ta! Grundlebiscuit, Sat 10 Mar 2012, 8:57, Reply)
This is a normal post he still has it
I would put him on the telly.
 (I helped save b3ta! --- ---, Sat 10 Mar 2012, 10:26, Reply)
This is a normal post ^

(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 Currently Orienteering With Napalm Death, Sat 10 Mar 2012, 16:28, Reply)
This is a normal post The fact that he looks so old makes me feel, well, so old.

(I helped save b3ta! scarpe We Stole Bikes, Sat 10 Mar 2012, 9:01, Reply)
This is a normal post Cheer up, you can celebrate Andy Crane's 50th in a couple of years.

(I helped save b3ta! Pig Bodine., Sat 10 Mar 2012, 10:56, Reply)
This is a normal post I didn't enjoy that
old guy being all zany and hey kids tv. It's undignified.
 (I helped save b3ta! rob, Sat 10 Mar 2012, 10:42, Reply)
This is a normal post Trying too hard.

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 10 Mar 2012, 19:47, Reply)
This is a normal post i'm glad it's not just me
i have a lot of nostalgic affection towards gaz top, but this invokes the same kind of feelings i imagine one would experience upon finding hardcore photos of your dead grandmother
 (I helped save b3ta! Grundlebiscuit, Sat 10 Mar 2012, 22:55, Reply)
This is a normal post Was it a promo video for Techniquest?
They run science/engineering/technology exhibitions for adults kids
 (I helped save b3ta! thistle, Sun 11 Mar 2012, 18:33, Reply)
This is a normal post I never knew he's married to Violet Berlin.
*sigh*
 (I helped save b3ta! Pig Bodine., Sat 10 Mar 2012, 10:56, Reply)
This is a normal post mmmmmmmmm Violet Berlin
Wonder what she looks like now?!
 (I helped save b3ta! nowimboard shouted "Bring On The Trumpets!" at, Sat 10 Mar 2012, 18:16, Reply)
This is a normal post violet berlin's greatest achievement
was becoming a long term character in the micro machines games. fuck me they were good.
 (I helped save b3ta! Grundlebiscuit, Sat 10 Mar 2012, 22:58, Reply)
This is a normal post He's all laughter and smiles on the clip
but you know that if your ball landed in his garden, you ain't seeing it again...
 (I helped save b3ta! h3donist tryin' to play me out as if my name is Sega.., Sat 10 Mar 2012, 11:39, Reply)
This is a normal post Can't see what's wrong with this.
A bloke enthusing about something important to him. Stick him back on TV and it's Johnny Ball mark two.
 (Haywood Manley, Sat 10 Mar 2012, 20:32, Reply)
This is a normal post Actually,
the "on speed" "sniff petrol" bit's a bit weird now I look at it.
 (Haywood Manley, Sat 10 Mar 2012, 22:41, Reply)
This is a normal post Well,
I bumped into him at a Hard House rave about 10 years ago and he was off his tit's, so seems about right to me.
 (Gungerdin and the Pattercake men Try the Veal, Sun 11 Mar 2012, 16:18, Reply)
This is a normal post Wipes inside of screen

(I helped save b3ta! Flash_Bastard, Sun 11 Mar 2012, 0:03, Reply)
This is a normal post Somebody please do a looping gif of his Rott's Pendulum impression.

(Jimbotfu Bummed in the gob again, Sun 11 Mar 2012, 10:39, Reply)
This is a link post Bad Dream I made this!
Thought I'd do a few 5 second horror things. First attempt, just done. Pizza awaits now!
(I helped save b3ta! --- ---, Sat 10 Mar 2012, 1:16, Reply)
This is a normal post
love it
 (chopchopchopchop chopchopchopchopchopchopchop, Sat 10 Mar 2012, 7:53, Reply)
This is a normal post yay ta

(I helped save b3ta! --- ---, Sat 10 Mar 2012, 10:23, Reply)
This is a normal post tl:dw
*click*
 (I helped save b3ta! TownsendsPublisher is all gravy baby, Sat 10 Mar 2012, 8:47, Reply)
This is a normal post diolch yn fawr

(I helped save b3ta! --- ---, Sat 10 Mar 2012, 10:23, Reply)
This is a normal post Rydych yn croeso

(I helped save b3ta! TownsendsPublisher is all gravy baby, Sat 10 Mar 2012, 10:30, Reply)
This is a normal post da iawn ti!
: D
 (I helped save b3ta! --- ---, Sat 10 Mar 2012, 10:41, Reply)
This is a normal post Rwyf wrth fy modd ceffylau

(I helped save b3ta! TownsendsPublisher is all gravy baby, Sat 10 Mar 2012, 11:01, Reply)
This is a normal post Yr anifail gorau.

(I helped save b3ta! --- ---, Sat 10 Mar 2012, 11:13, Reply)
This is a normal post Conas ta tu?

(I helped save b3ta! The Scrunt Wants a Dozen Pints, Sat 10 Mar 2012, 12:03, Reply)
This is a normal post youre getting rather good at these, arent you?
Im kinda glad you dropped the excessive glow / bloom as well. It was a nice effect, that made your videos 'yours', but it got in the way a lot of the time and seemed unnessesary
 (I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Sat 10 Mar 2012, 8:54, Reply)
This is a normal post I love the glow. Don't knock the glow!
; )
 (I helped save b3ta! --- ---, Sat 10 Mar 2012, 10:22, Reply)
This is a normal post Solid gold, man.

(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Sat 10 Mar 2012, 9:55, Reply)
This is a normal post Had to post and run last night
late and I needed pizza!
 (I helped save b3ta! --- ---, Sat 10 Mar 2012, 10:24, Reply)
This is a normal post GET HIM!
Great :D
 (I helped save b3ta! Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...", Sat 10 Mar 2012, 11:38, Reply)
This is a link post Awwwwwwwwww...
I'm a new parent so may have gone totally soppy but...

(I know most have seen failblog but the odd post is a winner)
 (kitch, Sat 10 Mar 2012, 0:29, Reply)
This is a normal post With great power....
comes great responsibility.
 (I helped save b3ta! NooShmoo It's a fantazmagorical pile of ultra bollocks, Sat 10 Mar 2012, 0:48, Reply)
This is a normal post
My daughter still has her pinata from a couple of birthdays a go. no sweets that day.
 (marnail I will have a small brandy, Sat 10 Mar 2012, 22:48, Reply)
This is a link post Just got back from a Chimaira gig
in a tiny venue, I was a cock length from the band!!
(Grassie Blackboard enthusiast, Sat 10 Mar 2012, 0:10, Reply)
This is a normal post Urrrrrrghhhhhhhhhhh
Resurrectiooooooooooon!
 (mrmonkfish yolo420weedwizard, Sat 10 Mar 2012, 1:29, Reply)
This is a link post Damien Slash - The Banker - Daily Work, Daily Life I made this!
Bit of financial satire for ya Friday night
(thequailboy, Fri 9 Mar 2012, 23:53, Reply)
This is a link post Japanese oddness NSFW
I don't even. Marking it as nsfw, just to be safe.
 (I helped save b3ta! jefvel next to this text there will be a date, Fri 9 Mar 2012, 22:23, Reply)
This is a normal post *warning*
contains bumders
 (I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Fri 9 Mar 2012, 22:30, Reply)
This is a link post a brand new and exciting new entertainment for skegnesssssssss
come on over to wonderful skegnessssssss and see our latest atraction
 (I helped save b3ta! fluffybunnykiller Is feasting on the clitoris of life, Fri 9 Mar 2012, 21:39, Reply)
This is a normal post yes! have a whale of a time!

(I helped save b3ta! skullbuggery uh huh! kissed a cow!, Fri 9 Mar 2012, 21:50, Reply)
This is a link post White Sky - Vampire Weekend
Stop motion video someone has made for this song using some toys and stuff.
(Sherbs, Fri 9 Mar 2012, 19:43, Reply)
This is a link post coca cola and pepsi in cancer label drink recipe change

(I helped save b3ta! fluffybunnykiller Is feasting on the clitoris of life, Fri 9 Mar 2012, 19:18, Reply)
This is a normal post Thanks for the update.
Film at 11.
 (I helped save b3ta! lazygamer VS tittybiscuits, Fri 9 Mar 2012, 19:23, Reply)
This is a normal post mmmmmmm....
...cancer
 (I helped save b3ta! The only Dave is pushing things forward, Fri 9 Mar 2012, 19:31, Reply)
This is a normal post I love the taste of my own demise

(Cpl. Nobby Nobbs, Fri 9 Mar 2012, 19:32, Reply)
This is a normal post apparently if you leave your balls in a punnet of coke overnight by morning they'll be blacker than a bad cancer

(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Fri 9 Mar 2012, 20:11, Reply)
This is a normal post and no more mice in the mountain dew please

(Sherbs, Fri 9 Mar 2012, 22:06, Reply)
This is a normal post Is this a reference to me not being married?

(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Fri 9 Mar 2012, 22:19, Reply)
This is a normal post Pointless shite
The Imidazale derivative in question is present in toast in far greater quantities than in Coke/Pepsi (Maillard reaction), but corporate governance means that the litigation threat, however weak, wins. No one's gonna stop eating toast now though, because you do it to yourself.
 (barst Rdli Hakkis 4eva in r hartz, Fri 9 Mar 2012, 22:26, Reply)
This is a normal post Just you. You and no one else.

(Pie of Meat ___°¬¯O¯____\o/_____/\_,____Y¯¯Y, Sat 10 Mar 2012, 5:17, Reply)
This is a normal post
www.youtube.com/watch?v=hqEAzROCK6E

nsfw
 (I helped save b3ta! sutit only the crumbliest, flakiest posts, Fri 9 Mar 2012, 22:46, Reply)
This is a link post Animated GIFs: The Birth of a Medium
I'm posting this purely 'cos they put my Skug kitteh destroying Tokyo GIF in there front and centre, but all the way thru I was shouting 'GIF WITH A 'G', FOR GRAPHICS, NOT JRAPHICS!'

Also they've been around for 20 effing years what's this 'birth' thing about!? Been there, did that... :S
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Fri 9 Mar 2012, 19:16, Reply)
This is a normal post I agree, that is the first time I've ever heard 'GIF' pronounced like 'jiff'.

(I helped save b3ta! notoolsovernight you're all luvvly an' 'orrible, Fri 9 Mar 2012, 19:25, Reply)
This is a normal post #jiff microliquid, where are youuuuuu?#

(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Fri 9 Mar 2012, 19:30, Reply)
This is a normal post
www.youtube.com/watch?v=4im-mENeBmg
 (Dijital Flouncing Back!, Fri 9 Mar 2012, 20:05, Reply)
This is a normal post thas the bugger
he sounds more arrogant than i remember him
 (I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Fri 9 Mar 2012, 20:19, Reply)
This is a normal post Odd isn't it?
No idea why anyone would do that, Graphics Interchange Format, there's your clue!
 (I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Fri 9 Mar 2012, 19:32, Reply)
This is a normal post You should do a gif of a giraffe.

(I helped save b3ta! Tab Hunter Make this useless process end and so, begin again, Fri 9 Mar 2012, 19:34, Reply)
This is a normal post A giraffe called
Geoff.
 (I helped save b3ta! Grindstaff, Sat 10 Mar 2012, 7:35, Reply)
This is a normal post Yes!
A gentle giant of a generous giraffe called Geoff.
 (I helped save b3ta! Tab Hunter Make this useless process end and so, begin again, Sat 10 Mar 2012, 10:25, Reply)
This is a normal post Someone at Unisys was trying to justify their paycheck.
The soft g sound was dreamed up by someone in marketing who was trying to create a cute mnemonic. Since the G in 'graphics' is a hard one, I've dismissed the soft pronunciation as someone trying to be cute.
 (I helped save b3ta! Felis Concolor, Fri 9 Mar 2012, 20:16, Reply)
This is a normal post STOP SAYING JIF!

(I helped save b3ta! mutated monty, Fri 9 Mar 2012, 19:34, Reply)
This is a normal post Your Tokyo GIF was the highlight I think.
The interviewed people's work struck me as a bit dull compared to alot of the work here, but being NY, they at least have nice haircuts.
 (augsav forgot about B3ta, Fri 9 Mar 2012, 19:35, Reply)
This is a normal post 0:20
Did she really claim to be "thinking beyond the limitations of the filename"?
 (I helped save b3ta! Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Fri 9 Mar 2012, 19:52, Reply)
This is a normal post If those are the people that typify GIFs
I'm never animating anything ever again.
 (I helped save b3ta! Thrill_My_Chinchilla is old and unimproved, Fri 9 Mar 2012, 20:01, Reply)
This is a normal post ^this^
Annoying hipster twats, also......JIF!!??
 (I helped save b3ta! Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Fri 9 Mar 2012, 20:44, Reply)
This is a normal post hahaha I agree
That wonky faced ginger bearded hipst0r particularly angered me.
 (I helped save b3ta! mr.dogshit The world's premier anthropomorphic canine faeces, Fri 9 Mar 2012, 20:48, Reply)
This is a normal post ^^^^ this.

(I helped save b3ta! JamTallons, Sat 10 Mar 2012, 11:58, Reply)
This is a normal post The thing is that gif is a proprietary filetype
and it IS pronounced 'jif', I am afraid.

www.olsenhome.com/gif/
 (I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Fri 9 Mar 2012, 21:14, Reply)
This is a normal post well waddaya know... you're right.

(augsav forgot about B3ta, Fri 9 Mar 2012, 21:28, Reply)
This is a normal post Yeah, well. Language evolves... and it has evolved to pronounce it Gif - regardless of what the nerdy fucking creator specifies!
grrrrr
(pronounced "Gerrrrr", not "Jerrrrrr" btw)
 (I helped save b3ta! mr.dogshit The world's premier anthropomorphic canine faeces, Sat 10 Mar 2012, 11:35, Reply)
This is a normal post That's pretty nifty. 'Grats.
I knew it was pronounced 'jif' but refuse to do so. Just as I know technically Josh Homme's surname is said 'hommy'.

YOU MAY BE RIGHT BUT YOU'RE WRONG.
 (I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Fri 9 Mar 2012, 22:15, Reply)
This is a normal post When I saw it I knew
your jif is better than this jideo though
 (I helped save b3ta! --- ---, Fri 9 Mar 2012, 22:31, Reply)
This is a normal post I watched 6 seconds, paused it..
Why is this peculiar looking beardy flap-mouthed man saying JIFS instead of GIFS?

Then I watched another 5 minutes and wondered why these Hipster cunts had took a bunch of their friends and managed to make something that has been happening for years see like it's about THEM. Fuck this video.
 (I helped save b3ta! Kung_Fu_Russ ran out of amusing signatures on, Fri 9 Mar 2012, 23:38, Reply)
This is a normal post the web 1.0 of the 70s 80s and 90s?
fuck you hipster idiot
 (I helped save b3ta! SpunkyBackpack, Sat 10 Mar 2012, 8:22, Reply)
This is a normal post "the web 1.0 of the '70s and 80s and 90s" .... (1:10)
anyone capable of uttering such an idiocy should lose his right to speak about history of anything technology-related

EDIT: beaten!
 (I helped save b3ta! frox, Sat 10 Mar 2012, 8:32, Reply)
This is a normal post Jraphics????
Isn't that just Giraffe pics?
 (I helped save b3ta! NooShmoo It's a fantazmagorical pile of ultra bollocks, Sat 10 Mar 2012, 11:07, Reply)
This is a normal post it's gif you hipster cunts!

and that was cool :)
 (I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 Currently Orienteering With Napalm Death, Mon 12 Mar 2012, 11:28, Reply)
This is a link post Ever wondered how many people's piss the Space Shuttle external tank could hold*?
Wonder no more!

Also good for calculating how many eggs you can soft-boil before your iPhone discharges**, and other handy conversions.

* 369308.3132858
** 75
 (I helped save b3ta! wheresthefish Partly filled with wrong, Fri 9 Mar 2012, 19:15, Reply)
This is a normal post Tom Cruise weighs 200 pounds?!

(hieronymus bosch pcmechanic 4ver in ar harts, goodnite sweet angle, Fri 9 Mar 2012, 19:19, Reply)
This is a normal post Tom Cruise is equal to 453.6 average bowel movements,
so I guess so.
 (I helped save b3ta! wheresthefish Partly filled with wrong, Fri 9 Mar 2012, 19:27, Reply)
This is a normal post Hmm
1 Average Amount of Urine Produced/Human/Day is equivalent to 4.226752818811 Can of Beer

or One can of Carling
 (I helped save b3ta! Terry Oblong There's nobody here but us chickens on, Fri 9 Mar 2012, 19:26, Reply)

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