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This is a link post I know a lot of people here hate cyclists...
...not sure on the opinion of motorbikes though. Personally I love 'em, and I particularly like this one - to me this is a work of art.
So for any motorbike fans on B3TA, here's a lovely Indian Scout custom for you (if you like bikes and haven't seen this site before, well worth a browse):

 (I helped save b3ta! more balanced than jeremy beadle It wasn't me..., Wed 11 Jul 2012, 22:54, Reply)
This is a normal post I like this, My stepdad rides a 1938 panther, DR rider job, got a BSA c15 in the shed too.
Fucking love indians mind, still to fast for me though to this day (and I am only young).
 (I helped save b3ta! skeltonator Needs some new daps., Wed 11 Jul 2012, 22:59, Reply)
This is a normal post Nice!
I'm fed up with the weather and thinking BMW tourer (R1150RT) now. Would love a nice classic bike though. I live in Poole and look at all the lovely bikes on the quay on bike night with envy! Had a Brough Superior and a Vincent Black Shadow down there recently, both being regularly ridden. I'd be happy with a nice Honda CB400 four for now...
 (I helped save b3ta! more balanced than jeremy beadle It wasn't me..., Wed 11 Jul 2012, 23:05, Reply)
This is a normal post The black shadow is a beautiful bike, never had the pleasure of riding one, but the sound they make is amazing,
pretty too. Honda CB 125 was my first bike, good reliable series. Plus they feel a bit safer than most.
 (I helped save b3ta! skeltonator Needs some new daps., Wed 11 Jul 2012, 23:22, Reply)
This is a normal post Can't beat Hondas for reliability
and they can be fun too! Old ones can be surprisingly pretty as well. Here's the old 400/4. I love the pipes, and I love the lines of the tank. Slightly dropped bars and sort out the seat/tidy the rear lights and this would be a lovely bike!

 (I helped save b3ta! more balanced than jeremy beadle It wasn't me..., Wed 11 Jul 2012, 23:32, Reply)
This is a normal post That is pretty, much better in blue than orange.

(I helped save b3ta! skeltonator Needs some new daps., Thu 12 Jul 2012, 12:47, Reply)
This is a normal post Looks gay
or if Chitty-chitty bang-bang was recycled (no pun intended) into a bike.
 (Spin Its a thing., Wed 11 Jul 2012, 22:59, Reply)
This is a normal post Bloody quick though.

(I helped save b3ta! skeltonator Needs some new daps., Wed 11 Jul 2012, 23:01, Reply)
This is a normal post Have you seen 'The world's fastest Indian'?
Good film, same bike (although this is based on a 1940 scout and I believe the subject of the film was a 1928). Well worth a watch if you've not seen it before anyway, whether you like bikes or not!
 (I helped save b3ta! more balanced than jeremy beadle It wasn't me..., Wed 11 Jul 2012, 23:07, Reply)
This is a normal post ^this. Anthony Hopkins at his finest.

(I helped save b3ta! skeltonator Needs some new daps., Wed 11 Jul 2012, 23:27, Reply)
This is a normal post BF recently got himself a Triumph Street Triple

(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 23:09, Reply)
This is a normal post I'm jealous!!
Lovely bikes!!
 (I helped save b3ta! more balanced than jeremy beadle It wasn't me..., Wed 11 Jul 2012, 23:15, Reply)
This is a normal post I can see why people love those
But for some reason they just don't do anything for me. They should as its all clunky engineering and I do like that, but I don't know...
 (I helped save b3ta! evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 23:12, Reply)
This is a normal post Perhaps something like this then?
www.bikeexif.com/art-deco-custom-motorcycle
 (I helped save b3ta! more balanced than jeremy beadle It wasn't me..., Wed 11 Jul 2012, 23:27, Reply)
This is a normal post Well that got my attention
It reminds me a lot of the old streamliner BMWs. Like this one: www.2blowhards.com/archives/BMW%20328%20-%201.jpg
 (I helped save b3ta! evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 23:48, Reply)
This is a normal post that is AWESOME!

(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Sat 14 Jul 2012, 6:06, Reply)
This is a normal post Nice

It's a thing of beauty, although I've never been into classic bikes personally, I know very little about them being a biker. I've not long got me a GSXR 600: www.youtube.com/watch?v=Lakx3V-K8iQ - It moves like proverbial shit off a shovel :o)
 (I helped save b3ta! Turquoise Hexagon Sun has just dropped acid on, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 23:14, Reply)
This is a normal post I would love a sportsbike
especially the likes of a GSXR (the one modern sportsbike that isn't currently obsessed with electronic assitance), but at a shade over 6'2", I don't tend to be too comfy on them for more than 10 minutes!
I sat on a BMW R1000 recently and didn't feel I'd even be able to safely operate the brake given how little space I had!
 (I helped save b3ta! more balanced than jeremy beadle It wasn't me..., Wed 11 Jul 2012, 23:19, Reply)
This is a normal post My next door neighbour just bought a brand new hyabusa, he has a fireblade too.
It sounds like a spaceship and it is oh so tetchy, I think I;d shit myself with something like that, sports bike wise, I'l stick with scramblers.
 (I helped save b3ta! skeltonator Needs some new daps., Wed 11 Jul 2012, 23:26, Reply)
This is a normal post They are the fastest bike out of a crate in the world.
Scary if you ask me, as that is the kind of bike Ghostrider rides.
He does have a big fuck off turbo on his though.

Illl stick with my Baby Ducati monster 400
 (I helped save b3ta! jakedamusss I understand, and dont care., Wed 11 Jul 2012, 23:32, Reply)
This is a normal post I'm 6'2 and the Gixxer fits me no problem ;o)

(I helped save b3ta! Turquoise Hexagon Sun has just dropped acid on, Thu 12 Jul 2012, 7:21, Reply)
This is a normal post Got my full test in about a month.
Hoping to get one of these bad boys once I've passed (fingers crossed)
www.phmotorcycles.co.uk/bikes/suzuki/suzuki-m800-intruder-2010.html
 (I helped save b3ta! Fray Brentos *mega-belms*, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 23:41, Reply)
This is a normal post Looks like some sort of homosexualist device.

(pissflaps. FSPW, Thu 12 Jul 2012, 7:55, Reply)
This is a normal post I'd recommend the SV 650 as an ideal starter bike

Quite light, pokey and easy to get a long with ;O)
 (I helped save b3ta! Turquoise Hexagon Sun has just dropped acid on, Sat 14 Jul 2012, 15:32, Reply)
This is a normal post Say, that's a nice bike
Although it wouldn't suit the T1000
 (Sherbs, Thu 12 Jul 2012, 10:44, Reply)
This is a normal post Yay, bikes!
I've got two of these at the moment:



1970's Russian Ural flat twin combos, based fairly closely on the ww2 German BMW version. I'm basically making one worker out of the two.

Now just need to source an MG42 machine gun mount for it...
 (dieselmonkey, Thu 12 Jul 2012, 12:26, Reply)
This is a normal post Cool! That looks like alot of fun.

(I helped save b3ta! skeltonator Needs some new daps., Thu 12 Jul 2012, 12:49, Reply)
This is a normal post The Chinese have started offering up mocks of the old WW2 BMW's
very nice they are too.
 (PhosphorBurnedEyes Swastika Shop opening here soon, Thu 12 Jul 2012, 15:28, Reply)
This is a normal post you might also like
www.pipeburn.com/
although how anyone manages to get a bike that clean is beyond me.
 (I helped save b3ta! chuff monkey I AM him, Sun 15 Jul 2012, 10:37, Reply)
This is a link post This is going to be complicated
Open the link above in a new window. Pause it almost immediately as the car passes the shadow cast by the gantry.

Ok, got that? Good.

Now open www.youtube.com/watch?v=OkKM01rCK1o&t=8m30s in another new window and pause it.

Make sure you can see both videos side by side.

Unpause the second one, then as it passes the gantry shadow, unpause the first.

Sit back and enjoy onboard cameras of the two cars battling for the lead of the VLN race on the final lap at the Nurburgring.
(I helped save b3ta! evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 22:24, Reply)
This is a normal post that's a cool effect actually
*clicks*
 (I helped save b3ta! h3donist tryin' to play me out as if my name is Sega.., Wed 11 Jul 2012, 22:31, Reply)
This is a normal post Cool isn't it?
I just wish the second video was a bit longer.
 (I helped save b3ta! evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 22:35, Reply)
This is a normal post Took a minute to work it out but that is actually pretty cool, like a split screen on forza with slightly better graphics.

(I helped save b3ta! skeltonator Needs some new daps., Wed 11 Jul 2012, 22:39, Reply)
This is a normal post With the bonus that its actually real
and therefore its all the more scary when you see things like the BMW Z4 cutting across the leader at the kink on the long straight. That could have led to a very big accident...
 (I helped save b3ta! evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 22:44, Reply)
This is a normal post Nice one!
youtubedoubler.com/4wpX is about the best I've been able to get it over here, but as the videos don't always start simultaneously it's tricky to get it better.
 (I helped save b3ta! benryves Now I'm radioactive! That can't be good!, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 22:42, Reply)
This is a normal post Just tried that
and its not a bad effort. Needs a bit of playing on the pause button to sync up, but not bad at all.
 (I helped save b3ta! evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 23:26, Reply)
This is a normal post I like that!
Wish it was motorbikes instead though...
 (I helped save b3ta! more balanced than jeremy beadle It wasn't me..., Wed 11 Jul 2012, 22:43, Reply)
This is a normal post That was actually worth doing
Weirdly tho, I put the lead car on the left side and I couldn't follow it properly until I put it on the right.

For some reasont he right hand side car always felt like the lead. I'm sure a neurosurgeon could explain it better.
 (I helped save b3ta! Sheriff John Bunnell https://twitter.com/thewonderfulgam, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 22:48, Reply)
This is a normal post Same for me...
...there must be some science going on here, or we're just... different...
 (I helped save b3ta! more balanced than jeremy beadle It wasn't me..., Wed 11 Jul 2012, 22:55, Reply)
This is a normal post I was the opposite.
I had to move the lead to the left. Brains are peculiar.
 (I helped save b3ta! Norbert Lightowler, Thu 12 Jul 2012, 19:17, Reply)
This is a normal post They should totally do this with a bukkake video
EDIT: To be clear - a vid where you see the point of view of the blokes as they jizz whilst also seeing the woman's viewpoint.

I feel it may be ethically challenging for the weaker porn addicts...
 (I helped save b3ta! Sheriff John Bunnell https://twitter.com/thewonderfulgam, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 22:50, Reply)
This is a normal post I seem to remember when they first released DVDs
they made a lot of fuss about the ability to have multiple camera angles. It didn't take long for that to be dropped from the marketing blurb when they realised it was only being used in porn.
 (I helped save b3ta! evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 23:32, Reply)
This is a normal post That was actually brilliant.
Thanks for that.
More motorsport links please!
 (BarryFromTheShitFarm Oh, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 22:59, Reply)
This is a normal post Well blimey
There's a lot of people with a lot of time on their hands in tonight...

Good to know its not just me.
 (I helped save b3ta! evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 23:13, Reply)
This is a normal post Good.

(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 23:12, Reply)
This is a normal post Shitting crikey that's scary.
I've seen a bunch of videos of drivers going for it around the Ring, but never with such slow traffic, and never with a Porsche GT3 welded to the tail...
 (I helped save b3ta! wheresthefish Partly filled with wrong, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 23:44, Reply)
This is a normal post Listen to those synchros giving it some
I love that track. Been around it many times. Thanks for the fun.
 (I helped save b3ta! Cock, Thu 12 Jul 2012, 1:26, Reply)
This is a normal post Cheers
Intend to get the bumper sticker before too long....
 (I helped save b3ta! evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Thu 12 Jul 2012, 23:29, Reply)
This is a normal post That's cool.
I wish both vids continued for the entire lap.
 (I helped save b3ta! Purple Martin is board sigless, Thu 12 Jul 2012, 4:24, Reply)
This is a normal post try this:
youtubedoubler.com/4wHF
 (teamsterjr, Thu 12 Jul 2012, 11:26, Reply)
This is a normal post that was cool
was a bit hard to sort out but was worth it
 (Claude Speed was a Roman called Claudius Speedicus, Thu 12 Jul 2012, 12:36, Reply)
This is a normal post I think that's what makes it worth it
Why should everything be delivered to you on a plate?
 (I helped save b3ta! evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Thu 12 Jul 2012, 23:27, Reply)
This is a link post Mind how you go
I like my music to remind me of a by-gone age of wonderful BBC science programs. I like this.
(I helped save b3ta! Claws of Doom I am no longer infected, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 22:02, Reply)
This is a normal post reminds me of the music they used to play between BBC Schools programmes

(I helped save b3ta! h3donist tryin' to play me out as if my name is Sega.., Wed 11 Jul 2012, 22:32, Reply)
This is a normal post Big thumbs up
for everything on Ghost Box Music!
 (I helped save b3ta! Happosai _,,,,_(O ; o)_,,,, Thu 12 Jul 2012, 0:32, Reply)
This is a link post Erasure - Sometimes (lyrics)
no reason
spotify:track:7BWjWld82v36BpucWmuSKP (Sometimes by Erasure)
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 21:46, Reply)
This is a normal post Needs more Robot Unicorns

(I helped save b3ta! evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 22:25, Reply)
This is a normal post click

(Ol' Ginger Bastard a role model for the children, Thu 12 Jul 2012, 2:44, Reply)
This is a link post "Metropolis" (1927) U.K. Premiere Programme.
Only three of these are known to survive. They were handed out to
audience members at Marble Arch Pavilion on March 21st 1927 at the
movie's UK premiere. For those who don't know... this was (among other
things) the inspiration behind Queen's "Radio Gaga" video. Enjoy the nostalgia
B3tans :-D

 (Stashie is plotting against his blender on, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 21:45, Reply)
This is a normal post Oh wow.
Excellent find. Shall be reading.
 (BarryFromTheShitFarm Oh, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 21:48, Reply)
This is a normal post That is an important and stunning masterpiece.
It's also a precursor to transhumanism.

imjussayin
 (I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 21:56, Reply)
This is a normal post Incredibly influential film, probably the blueprint for all modern sci-fi
I have watched it precisely once and never will again.

Ditto battleship potemkin.
 (I helped save b3ta! Sheriff John Bunnell https://twitter.com/thewonderfulgam, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 22:14, Reply)
This is a normal post You ponce.

(I helped save b3ta! Tab Hunter Make this useless process end and so, begin again, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 22:32, Reply)
This is a normal post Sorry, should I be reading "posh books" instead?

(I helped save b3ta! Sheriff John Bunnell https://twitter.com/thewonderfulgam, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 22:48, Reply)
This is a normal post *says nothing*
*smiles sardonically*
 (I helped save b3ta! Tab Hunter Make this useless process end and so, begin again, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 22:50, Reply)
This is a normal post *awards Passive Aggressive of the Year trophy*

(I helped save b3ta! Sheriff John Bunnell https://twitter.com/thewonderfulgam, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 23:26, Reply)
This is a normal post A very interesting artefact
and one of my favourite films. :-)

It's quite amusing to read how much H.G. Wells hated the film - "It gives in one eddying concentration almost every possible foolishness, cliché, platitude, and muddlement about mechanical progress and progress in general served up with a sauce of sentimentality that is all its own."
 (I helped save b3ta! benryves Now I'm radioactive! That can't be good!, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 22:22, Reply)
This is a normal post haha thats an excellent find
i dread to think what he would make of modern science fiction films
 (I helped save b3ta! mutated monty, Thu 12 Jul 2012, 0:10, Reply)
This is a normal post I've never watched it
However I rather liked the anime version from a few years back. Mainly it has to be said for the rather fantastic sequence where the Ziggurat is destroyed.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=HsZBX2RhDZE
 (I helped save b3ta! evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 22:42, Reply)
This is a link post End of Quote...
I love lamp...
(DeSade - is grannyfappin, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 21:36, Reply)
This is a normal post Isn't "end of quote" something you can legitimately say?
Like "close brackets".
 (I helped save b3ta! Sheriff John Bunnell https://twitter.com/thewonderfulgam, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 22:17, Reply)
This is a normal post Isn't it good form that when you are yakking and quote someone you notify the audience as to when the quoted yakking stops and your yakking begins?
Looking for a tempest in a teapot.
 (I helped save b3ta! BrokenCoccyx doesn't mind if you grope on, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 22:26, Reply)
This is a normal post Well that what was I was thinking
Also, it prevents people saying that you're claiming someone else's words as your own.

Shoudl say I'm not a Romney fan, just defending this little teapot.
 (I helped save b3ta! Sheriff John Bunnell https://twitter.com/thewonderfulgam, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 22:50, Reply)
This is a link post At first I saw this and thought he was just a tosser
reading further into the article, it seems he's also a freeloading tosser.
 (I helped save b3ta! more balanced than jeremy beadle It wasn't me..., Wed 11 Jul 2012, 21:28, Reply)
This is a normal post I'm guessing he isn't still there...
That blog is "by Radu Tyrsina, 10 August, 2011"
 (cronus89, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 21:36, Reply)
This is a normal post Ha ha!
Good point! It popped up on google news for some reason. Doesn't stop him from being a tosser though!
 (I helped save b3ta! more balanced than jeremy beadle It wasn't me..., Wed 11 Jul 2012, 22:37, Reply)
This is a link post Scrawny Arms? - a mock advertisement I made this!
Gearing up to do something more substantial with puppetry. This is something of a test.
(BarryFromTheShitFarm Oh, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 21:21, Reply)
This is a normal post I want that puppet

(I helped save b3ta! Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...", Wed 11 Jul 2012, 21:54, Reply)
This is a normal post Ha. Found him on Ebay during a puppetry peruse. He's been sat amongst a myriad of other bizarre items I've amassed with intention of one day using for something!

(BarryFromTheShitFarm Oh, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 23:47, Reply)
This is a normal post awwwww.
 
Good work.
 (I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 12 Jul 2012, 2:55, Reply)
This is a link post What about me - Moving Pictures
I know it's overly emotional, but I'm in that mood today.
(I helped save b3ta! BrokenCoccyx doesn't mind if you grope on, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 21:16, Reply)
This is a link post pizzicato five
forget the video - awesome music ;-)
(I helped save b3ta! JamTallons, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 20:50, Reply)
This is a normal post awesomely shit
all of it, post it on qotw
 (I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 20:53, Reply)
This is a normal post boooo!
i love pizzicato five :-)
 (I helped save b3ta! JamTallons, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 21:01, Reply)
This is a normal post Ignore the frothing talkmong.
They were an awesome band.
Though Dexxy's right- 'Twiggy v James Bond' is tops.
 (I helped save b3ta! Tab Hunter Make this useless process end and so, begin again, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 21:10, Reply)
This is a normal post I wouldn't say they were awesome, they were a one shit wonder
and twiggy was their best one..that I know of
 (I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 21:25, Reply)
This is a normal post If you've not got anything nice to say...

(I helped save b3ta! jonbob loves you, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 21:53, Reply)
This is a normal post ....spend all day posting in /talk.

(I helped save b3ta! Tab Hunter Make this useless process end and so, begin again, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 22:12, Reply)
This is a normal post Twiggy, Twiggy is their best one
imjussayin
 (I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 21:01, Reply)
This is a normal post Porno 3003
They pretty much had it figured on Happy End of the World. Everything after that was fairly pointless
 (spunkyD, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 22:20, Reply)
This is a link post Doubled chin fat capitalist fat cunt being a cunt

(I helped save b3ta! The Scrunt Wants a Dozen Pints, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 20:29, Reply)
This is a normal post I agree with Harry Reid - look at his record.
But, then people shouldn't be labelled with all sorts of disparaging names for looking at Obama's record.
 (I helped save b3ta! BrokenCoccyx doesn't mind if you grope on, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 20:34, Reply)
This is a normal post I see what you did there....
you're trying to bait me...not gonna work Coxxy...;-)
 (DeSade - is grannyfappin, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 21:28, Reply)
This is a normal post forgotten what made that country great...
what made it great was suddenly finding shitloads of natural resources, and then the second world war.
 (I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 20:34, Reply)
This is a normal post Yep, capitalism.

(I helped save b3ta! BrokenCoccyx doesn't mind if you grope on, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 20:37, Reply)
This is a normal post hmm :(

(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 20:41, Reply)
This is a normal post grrr, rich people
*shakes fist*
 (I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 22:18, Reply)
This is a link post Indian Old Man - Poker Face
he reminds me of someone ??
 (De ExE nom nom nom nom, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 20:25, Reply)
This is a link post Wait for it...wait for it..

(Jolly Rogered, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 19:47, Reply)
This is a normal post Hungry fella?

(I helped save b3ta! Fadgebadger Sweaty sumo wanks for everyone!, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 19:50, Reply)
This is a normal post FENTON!!!!!
JESUS CHRIST!
 (I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 19:51, Reply)
This is a normal post You're going to need a bigger boat.
Edit: Wet white shorts.
 (I helped save b3ta! BrokenCoccyx doesn't mind if you grope on, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 20:00, Reply)
This is a normal post fuuuuuck

(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 20:00, Reply)
This is a normal post She won't go down with three
Not with three she can't !
 (ferris_b, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 20:03, Reply)
This is a normal post I got that on camera
I GOT THAT ON CAAMERAA!!!
 (I helped save b3ta! Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver I have very beautiful lips, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 20:11, Reply)
This is a normal post No its ......
I've got that on camera!!

You've got that on camera!!

IVE GOT THAT ON CAMERA!!!!

I think the first sentence covered that point nicely :)
 (Spin Its a thing., Thu 12 Jul 2012, 16:05, Reply)
This is a normal post she had good reel and rod action
so no fault there
 (I helped save b3ta! The Scrunt Wants a Dozen Pints, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 20:20, Reply)
This is a normal post Her tuna was totally eaten

(I helped save b3ta! BrokenCoccyx doesn't mind if you grope on, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 20:23, Reply)
This is a normal post Haha!
Fuuuck!
 (I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 20:48, Reply)
This is a normal post that was excellent!
though i had the volume up a bit loud for wooing redneck... but i have been known to do the same fishing. :)
 (I helped save b3ta! miss fortunate last posted ages ago, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 22:16, Reply)
This is a normal post why are they making stupid whooping noises over such a small shark?

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 23:15, Reply)
This is a normal post Because that particular species of shark is a "Big Ass Shark" apparently.

(I helped save b3ta! Varmint, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 23:18, Reply)
This is a normal post Of course, for big strong men like you, you probably hand catch such sharks.
Nice tattoo.
 (I helped save b3ta! BrokenCoccyx doesn't mind if you grope on, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 23:30, Reply)
This is a normal post You're cool, Bro.

(I helped save b3ta! Flash_Bastard, Fri 13 Jul 2012, 7:58, Reply)
This is a normal post Wait...
Where's the helicopter?
 (Roger Moore's Right Eyebrow saw your mum on chatroulette on, Thu 12 Jul 2012, 4:07, Reply)
This is a link post Whitehouse - Wriggle Like A Fucking Eel NSFW
Because none of you hate yourselves enough.
(I helped save b3ta! Angry Boss Bee I love horses, death to other animals, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 19:46, Reply)
This is a normal post I have a Whitehouse double LP somewhere....
Contains such sing-a-long favourites such as "Shitfun" & "I'm cumming up your ass".
 (I helped save b3ta! Tab Hunter Make this useless process end and so, begin again, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 22:21, Reply)
This is a link post Which one of you lot has taken up rugby??
Interesting tactic.
 (I helped save b3ta! skeltonator Needs some new daps., Wed 11 Jul 2012, 18:35, Reply)
This is a normal post I spent quite some time checking the photo of the offending wet patch
and it's quite the wrong shape and size to be self-inflicted.
 (I helped save b3ta! joetotale blear-e'ed, wither'd spectre, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 19:02, Reply)
This is a normal post I guess it takes an expert in that sort of thing...

(I helped save b3ta! BrokenCoccyx doesn't mind if you grope on, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 19:04, Reply)
This is a normal post Having seen the picture myself I have to concur with joe, It is quite obvious, the uy looks like a bedwetter too.

(I helped save b3ta! skeltonator Needs some new daps., Wed 11 Jul 2012, 22:20, Reply)
This is a normal post Hahaha, rugby guys, what is it about them!?
Just don't give a fuck do they!?
 (I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 20:51, Reply)
This is a link post Slide show of Waldo Canyon Fire
:(
(I helped save b3ta! The Scrunt Wants a Dozen Pints, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 17:27, Reply)
This is a normal post I've got some mates that were caught up in the Australian wildfires a few years back.
Wouldn't wish that on anyone.
 (I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 17:29, Reply)
This is a normal post ive heard some truly horrifying stories about those fires.

(augsav forgot about B3ta, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 17:40, Reply)
This is a normal post Yeah they spent about 3 days and nights keeping the house soaked
And a few poor sods in their town died
 (TIVO PUKE, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 20:13, Reply)
This is a normal post near the top
OUYA just passed $3 mil
 (I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 18:14, Reply)
This is a normal post I admit I'm a bit slow, but isn't that extremely random?

(I helped save b3ta! BrokenCoccyx doesn't mind if you grope on, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 18:18, Reply)
This is a normal post I don't know what you mean,
me just posting that now, where it's irrelevant? Sorry, /talk habit.
 (I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 18:19, Reply)
This is a normal post Perhaps this will help with your /talk problem

(I helped save b3ta! BrokenCoccyx doesn't mind if you grope on, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 18:39, Reply)
This is a normal post
www.b3ta.com/links/824685
 (I helped save b3ta! skeltonator Needs some new daps., Wed 11 Jul 2012, 18:49, Reply)
This is a normal post More like BOOYA, amirite?
:D


:.





:)
 (I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 20:18, Reply)
This is a normal post Every year during monsoon season we would have fires in New Mexico from the lightning strikes.
The largest in US history has burned a significant part of the state. The difference is the presence of humans that makes it tragic. But, it is something you should understand and accept if you live there. Much like living on a river that floods every year.
 (I helped save b3ta! BrokenCoccyx doesn't mind if you grope on, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 17:32, Reply)
This is a normal post Yowch! I get the idea of widespread fire, but these hammer it home.
Mental.
 (I helped save b3ta! skeltonator Needs some new daps., Wed 11 Jul 2012, 18:37, Reply)
This is a normal post *wally

(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 19:16, Reply)
This is a link post Only Fools shitty original theme tune
Watched the first-ever episode of Only Fools on Netflix last night. It was okay - nothing amazing. But what surprised me most was the theme toon. Anyone remember this abomination?
(Leemondus, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 17:16, Reply)
This is a normal post And then Trigger pulled a face?

(I helped save b3ta! Fray Brentos *mega-belms*, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 17:29, Reply)
This is a normal post : /

(I helped save b3ta! skeltonator Needs some new daps., Wed 11 Jul 2012, 17:36, Reply)
This is a normal post Christ, that's awful!
Went on a Fools and Horses Binge a while ago but only got up to series 4, glad to hear its on Netflix.
 (I helped save b3ta! presferatu, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 17:33, Reply)
This is a normal post I got the free netflix trial.
was total shite, never updated, all crap. Love film is so much better.
 (I helped save b3ta! --- ---, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 17:45, Reply)
This is a normal post
Good grief!
 (Selteros, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 17:46, Reply)
This is a normal post Charlie Brown?

(I helped save b3ta! Fadgebadger Sweaty sumo wanks for everyone!, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 18:15, Reply)
This is a normal post i still want to know why rodney wants to stick a bunny in his pocket

(I helped save b3ta! mutated monty, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 17:57, Reply)
This is a normal post Well, when little boys and little bunnies reach a certain age, how they look at each other changes.
This is perfectly normal, and part of maturing. Can you say "maturing"?
 (I helped save b3ta! BrokenCoccyx doesn't mind if you grope on, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 18:19, Reply)
This is a normal post I'm sorry
but am I the only one that doesn't think only fools and horses isn't the funniest thing ever in the world ever (ever), but is in fact an unfunny steaming pile of cack?

that original theme is a pants though

edit: apologetics for appealing grimmer and spieling
edit2: and double (or is that triple?) negatives
 (I helped save b3ta! wideeye slightly pickled, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 17:57, Reply)
This is a normal post You
are not alone.
 (I helped save b3ta! Larry Death Anger Pain Fear Aggression, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 18:01, Reply)
This is a normal post I am here with you....

(I helped save b3ta! skeltonator Needs some new daps., Wed 11 Jul 2012, 18:45, Reply)
This is a normal post But but bit...
Del Boy fell through the bar!
Fell. Through. THE BAR!!
He was going to lean on it, but he wasn't looking, and he FELL THROUGH THE BAR!!
THE BAR!
HE FELL THROUGH IT!!
And then Trigger made a face.
 (North Utsira South Utsira, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 20:55, Reply)
This is a normal post : /

(I helped save b3ta! skeltonator Needs some new daps., Thu 12 Jul 2012, 13:01, Reply)
This is a normal post Always hated it, always will.
I always think a little less of people when they admit to liking it.
(and "Dad's Army" & "Yes, Minister" can fuck off too)
 (I helped save b3ta! Tab Hunter Make this useless process end and so, begin again, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 18:22, Reply)
This is a normal post Yes, Minister?
Your mistake was to think it is comedy. It is crushing, depressing realism that anyone outside the civil service thinks is supposed to be comedy because they don't know the truth.

Take it back, I say!
 (I helped save b3ta! Claws of Doom I am no longer infected, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 20:35, Reply)
This is a normal post Tabby seems a bit ornery lately
Something up?
 (I helped save b3ta! jonbob loves you, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 21:21, Reply)
This is a normal post Ah you're an "ain't half hot mum" guy I see.
Dads army is a great anti facist comedy born out of post war britain
 (I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 21:20, Reply)
This is a normal post "Ain't Half..."
Reckon if I re-watched it on youtube I'd destroy another cherished childhood memory.
 (I helped save b3ta! Tab Hunter Make this useless process end and so, begin again, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 22:25, Reply)
This is a normal post Agreed.
One Foot In The Grave, on the other hand, is aces.
 (Paolo Nutini's Bikini Better than Frederick Fleet's optometrist, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 18:30, Reply)
This is a normal post I'm with you on all of this.
I judge people if they say they're fans. I know that me and them will never be friends.
 (I helped save b3ta! Fray Brentos *mega-belms*, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 19:06, Reply)
This is a normal post I think some of the early episodes aren't bad
but I also hate the whole "classic comedy" thing
 (I helped save b3ta! custard, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 19:10, Reply)
This is a normal post Watch it delboy unc's shit himself again

(I helped save b3ta! Chilli Heatwave ,shit, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 18:21, Reply)
This is a normal post "Rodney you plonker!" "don't call me a plonker you fucking wanker"

(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 19:22, Reply)
This is a link post World's Heaviest Woman loses 7 st by having sex seven times per day
Ex-husband is wiggling his way back into her life.


(I helped save b3ta! BrokenCoccyx doesn't mind if you grope on, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 17:06, Reply)
This is a normal post Camel-sack

(BarryFromTheShitFarm Oh, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 17:08, Reply)
This is a normal post That is an impressive gunt.

(I helped save b3ta! BrokenCoccyx doesn't mind if you grope on, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 17:10, Reply)
This is a normal post "Marcus Taught Me A New Word"
www.youtube.com/watch?v=P3TZymrvQE4&feature=related
 (I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 17:14, Reply)
This is a normal post Daily Mail link :-(
TC:DR (Trolling Cunts: Didn't Read)
Sorry, I'm sure the story is full of heart-warming stuff and not at all car-crash journalism.
 (I helped save b3ta! Fray Brentos *mega-belms*, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 17:10, Reply)
This is a normal post Surely you are confident enough in your opinions to be able to read something from the opposition.
It is about love found, love lost, and love found again. And a whole lot of jiggling.
 (I helped save b3ta! BrokenCoccyx doesn't mind if you grope on, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 17:11, Reply)
This is a normal post I don't think the love found, love lost, love found again thing works...
...when the lost love was rediscovered trapped in one of her folds of flab, and surviving on discarded chicken bones.
 (I helped save b3ta! Fray Brentos *mega-belms*, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 17:20, Reply)
This is a normal post Would it help if I told you that he also found the TV remote?

(I helped save b3ta! BrokenCoccyx doesn't mind if you grope on, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 17:21, Reply)
This is a normal post And a Volkswagen

(I helped save b3ta! evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 17:27, Reply)
This is a normal post "... and I thought they smelled bad on the OUTSIDE"

(I helped save b3ta! JamTallons, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 17:16, Reply)
This is a normal post He is the same weight as one of her legs.
I can't stop the mental image of her lubing him up and using him like a dildo.
 (I helped save b3ta! BrokenCoccyx doesn't mind if you grope on, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 17:17, Reply)
This is a normal post Like basting a turkey

(I helped save b3ta! Fray Brentos *mega-belms*, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 17:20, Reply)
This is a normal post Ever tried to open up a toasted cheese sandwich?

(I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 17:23, Reply)
This is a normal post Alright, I know I started it, but that almost had me blow chunks.

(I helped save b3ta! BrokenCoccyx doesn't mind if you grope on, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 17:26, Reply)
This is a normal post How to keep Tab off a thread, post this image

(I helped save b3ta! The Scrunt Wants a Dozen Pints, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 17:30, Reply)
This is a normal post That's not Tab in the tuxedo?

(I helped save b3ta! BrokenCoccyx doesn't mind if you grope on, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 17:35, Reply)
This is a normal post Me too...

(DeSade - is grannyfappin, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 17:38, Reply)
This is a normal post Who's
chunks? Is that a nickname?
 (I helped save b3ta! social hand grenade I was a lurker before you were a lurker, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 21:43, Reply)
This is a normal post JOKE STEALER!!
You TERRIBLE joke stealer.
 (I helped save b3ta! Tab Hunter Make this useless process end and so, begin again, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 19:06, Reply)
This is a normal post I stole your wallet too
Why would you save so many used condoms?
 (I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 20:51, Reply)
This is a normal post
Only Troglodyte's dare the love making ritual.
 (loci, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 20:51, Reply)
This is a normal post "and although Pauline isn't yet confident enough to buy sexy lingerie, she drapes a nice sheet over her to achieve the same effect in the bedroom"
Fucking hell I'm hard
 (I helped save b3ta! Mr Jamie, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 23:55, Reply)
This is a link post Fifty Shades of Shit
Beyond my powers of description. As NSFW as text can be.
 (I helped save b3ta! Mr Mann I love pigs, best of all the animals, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 16:11, Reply)
This is a normal post Speaking of shit - Any O2 customers here?
In all likely hood your phones not working this afternoon.
crave.cnet.co.uk/mobiles/o2-down-in-parts-of-uk-50008586/
 (I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 16:29, Reply)
This is a normal post Seems only to be in outlying areas
Ie. everywhere outside of London ... Edit: And the link is funny too. Cleeeeck.
 (I helped save b3ta! DinivanX Has stinging piss after drinking Pact Coffee, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 16:38, Reply)
This is a normal post It's nationwide.
I'm in london with no signal.
 (I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 16:44, Reply)
This is a normal post Riots
imminent
 (I helped save b3ta! The Scrunt Wants a Dozen Pints, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 16:49, Reply)
This is a normal post Half expecting some in a few weeks whilst all the police are off guarding world P.E day.

(I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 16:51, Reply)
This is a normal post Its okay for everyone here
All office mobiles are 02 and we're in NW London. Will keep an eye out as I travel home through the fecked up M4 traffic once again
 (I helped save b3ta! DinivanX Has stinging piss after drinking Pact Coffee, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 17:08, Reply)
This is a normal post NW london here too.
Appears to affect random handsets regardless of location.
Another person in the office has O2 and she's fine.


I scan networks manually I see an O2 signal but not way to connect.
I suspect somethings happend to the account 'puters.
 (I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 17:12, Reply)
This is a normal post Thanks for that, I thought it was just a local problem.

(I helped save b3ta! Varmint, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 16:45, Reply)
This is a normal post I thought they had partnered with T-mobile?

(I helped save b3ta! JamTallons, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 16:57, Reply)
This is a normal post That would be orange I believe

(I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 17:15, Reply)
This is a normal post That's fucking hilarious.

(I helped save b3ta! Fray Brentos *mega-belms*, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 16:37, Reply)
This is a normal post Absolutely loving all of these...
"He nibbled at her button mushrooms, chewed the streaky bacon then burst yolk everywhere with the tip of his organic banger "FULL ENGLISH""
 (I helped save b3ta! Fray Brentos *mega-belms*, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 16:50, Reply)
This is a normal post yoghurt catapult
te he
 (Dry Rubbish, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 16:48, Reply)
This is a normal post I quite like how it says on Twitter, "Similar to Fifty Shades of Shit"
and Jessie J & Tim Lovejoy are listed
 (I helped save b3ta! ERG1008 is climbing in yo windows & snatchin yo people up, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 16:53, Reply)
This is a normal post Similar to
Mine says Celebrity Juice, Fearne Cotton, and Kirsty McCabe.

Eerily accurate, I reckon.
 (I helped save b3ta! Spherix What, with these feet?, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 17:54, Reply)
This is a normal post Hahahahha!
That's hilarious and making the other people on the bus look at me weirdly.
 (I helped save b3ta! Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver I have very beautiful lips, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 17:23, Reply)
This is a normal post You drive a bus?

(MrOli is ugly, but in the morning you will be sober, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 19:04, Reply)
This is a normal post That is brilliant
He/she/it disappointed me by abandoning the alliteration here:

"Her left her baggy back box battered and bruised after banging his beef baguette inside her for hours. She was in bloody tatters."

inside her for hoursbetween her bountiful buns. Shirley?
 (MrOli is ugly, but in the morning you will be sober, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 19:03, Reply)
This is a normal post Thanks for this.
Traveling across London was a lot less painful.
 (dingodrum Drums 'n that., Fri 13 Jul 2012, 22:22, Reply)
This is a link post Oh god, I think I love this website.
Utterly FULL of questions no normal person could even concieve of.
 (I helped save b3ta! Tab Hunter Make this useless process end and so, begin again, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 15:47, Reply)
This is a normal post This is especially for you then
cf.broadsheet.ie/wp-content/uploads/2012/07/Screen-Shot-2012-07-11-at-15.10.33.jpg
 (I helped save b3ta! The Scrunt Wants a Dozen Pints, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 15:53, Reply)
This is a normal post Well, that's a SMIDGE nsfw
Congratulations on resisting posting a gif of it though.
 (I helped save b3ta! Tab Hunter Make this useless process end and so, begin again, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 15:55, Reply)
This is a normal post No one sent me the memo about
football being NSFW
 (I helped save b3ta! The Scrunt Wants a Dozen Pints, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 16:02, Reply)
This is a normal post Who would want to flop free like that?
Wear a jock strap or you'll pummel yourself all game.
 (I helped save b3ta! BrokenCoccyx doesn't mind if you grope on, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 16:05, Reply)
This is a normal post He's not going to reply for at least 2 minutes.

(I helped save b3ta! BrokenCoccyx doesn't mind if you grope on, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 15:55, Reply)
This is a normal post HAHA :-)

(pissflaps. FSPW, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 16:00, Reply)
This is a normal post Ha!
The hairy nipples one is stunning!

Also: badquestionsforyahooanswers.blogspot.co.uk/2010/04/draconian-virgins.html
 (I helped save b3ta! Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 16:00, Reply)
This is a normal post You no doubt answered
Tuesday, August 30, 2011?
 (I helped save b3ta! The Scrunt Wants a Dozen Pints, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 16:04, Reply)
This is a normal post Someone has a long-distance grudge...

(I helped save b3ta! Lord Keeps meaning to procrastinate., Wed 11 Jul 2012, 16:41, Reply)
This is a normal post Years ago I had an idea for a buisness selling compressed air taken from parts of the U.K to ex-pacts.
i.e cans of London, Manchester, Lake district etc.
Would have worked out to expensive for a novelty gift.
 (I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 16:47, Reply)
This is a normal post Wait, people are actually prepared to pay for it?
Oh for fucks sake.....

*orders bulk load of air tight jars*
 (I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 17:17, Reply)
This is a normal post fair question though

(augsav forgot about B3ta, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 16:55, Reply)
This is a normal post My brother used to fart into tumblers & leave them inverted on his dressing table for mum.
I can confirm they still STINK a week+ after lifting.
 (I helped save b3ta! Tab Hunter Make this useless process end and so, begin again, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 17:31, Reply)

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