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This is a normal post Gove is the most likely person to have sex with a dinosaur.

(pissflaps. FSPW, Thu 19 Jul 2012, 11:24, Reply)
This is a normal post
Michael Gove couldn’t believe his luck, there he was in the Natural History Museum staring down the barrel of his gun ready to fire one off in the raptor’s eye when a second emerged from the lobby on the left. She opened her jaw and dashed toward his face, but she wasn’t about to eat his skull. Oh no, her mouth was wide open for another reason…for a french kiss. Michael Gove was caught in the middle of a wild raptor threesome. With the new girl’s tongue tickling down his throat and his rifle fully locked and loaded, he fired off a huge shot, some of it landing on the other raptor and most of it landing on that creepy snake on the branch slithering by her eye.

He then left to go back to his second home in Kensington but ran into a nice surprise on the way. It was a juvenile T-Rex…only it wasn’t. Like many of the other dinosaurs in the park, this one had spontaneously changed sex from male to female, a real life Trannysaurus Rex. She had on some hot red lipstick, 4 inch heels, and big gold hoop earings. This time instead of hearing a “ROOAAARRRRR” Michael Gove heard her go ” Reeoooarrww!” He could tell that she was into him, so he took her by her tiny forelimb and led her off behind the maintenance shed at the other end of the compound for a quickie.

Edit: not as good as that guys But meh, what you gonna do.
 (I helped save b3ta! skeltonator Needs some new daps., Thu 19 Jul 2012, 11:30, Reply)
This is a normal post Phwoar!!
;-)
 (pissflaps. FSPW, Thu 19 Jul 2012, 11:35, Reply)
This is a normal post My god, you're making my fossilised bone tingle.

(MrOli is ugly, but in the morning you will be sober, Thu 19 Jul 2012, 13:10, Reply)
This is a normal post Needs more feathers

(I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Thu 19 Jul 2012, 11:31, Reply)
This is a normal post Stop it!

(I helped save b3ta! presferatu, Thu 19 Jul 2012, 11:49, Reply)
This is a normal post Never!

(I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Thu 19 Jul 2012, 11:52, Reply)
This is a normal post Would feathers make clean-up easier or harder?

(I helped save b3ta! JamTallons, Thu 19 Jul 2012, 15:48, Reply)
This is a link post G4S Theme tune
I hope this isn't real.
(I helped save b3ta! Victor Meldrew, Thu 19 Jul 2012, 10:10, Reply)
This is a normal post Not all their staff are right in the head.
I had to disarm one after he put a pistol to the head of another G4S person because of a squabble.
 (pissflaps. FSPW, Thu 19 Jul 2012, 10:16, Reply)
This is a normal post Security guards in "bit mental" shocker!
Thought that was a pre-requisite for the job.
 (I helped save b3ta! evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Thu 19 Jul 2012, 10:22, Reply)
This is a normal post don't know how trustworthy any of this is
www.youtube.com/watch?v=g9G_4gf80VU
obviously the conspiracy theorists are making a big thing of it.
 (I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Thu 19 Jul 2012, 10:43, Reply)
This is a normal post Oh god, it's the tinfoil corner of youtube
You can tell because they don't post any actual videos, just still pics & audio.
 (North Utsira South Utsira, Thu 19 Jul 2012, 10:48, Reply)
This is a normal post I don't know where the audio is from,
it sounds like it's a radio phone-in but I guess it could be some tinfoil hat internet station.

EDIT: apparently, BCFM, community radio for Bristol
 (I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Thu 19 Jul 2012, 10:49, Reply)
This is a normal post it is
the video isn't
 (I helped save b3ta! SpunkyBackpack, Thu 19 Jul 2012, 10:28, Reply)
This is a normal post This song, and all the bullshit they get up to
comes down to a low paid half-mong in a hi-viz jacket standing at a gate.
 (I helped save b3ta! Brandy_Bumwinkle, Thu 19 Jul 2012, 10:38, Reply)
This is a normal post Thats not entirely fair, some of them are low paid half mongs who work as security
in the job centre.
 (I helped save b3ta! skeltonator Needs some new daps., Thu 19 Jul 2012, 10:45, Reply)
This is a link post I know you bastards love cats
So try this if you have chrome. Will turn all you facebook photos into pictures of cats.

Here is an article about it www.pcworld.com/article/259448/facecats_chrome_extension_turns_your_facebook_friends_into_kittehs.html
 (I helped save b3ta! jakedamusss I understand, and dont care., Thu 19 Jul 2012, 9:58, Reply)
This is a normal post Hahahahahaha, facebook.

(pissflaps. FSPW, Thu 19 Jul 2012, 10:00, Reply)
This is a normal post cats can fuck right off

(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 19 Jul 2012, 10:01, Reply)
This is a normal post ^

(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Thu 19 Jul 2012, 10:13, Reply)
This is a normal post at least we agree on the important things in life

(I helped save b3ta! mr.dogshit The world's premier anthropomorphic canine faeces, Thu 19 Jul 2012, 11:02, Reply)
This is a normal post and so can facebook

(I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Thu 19 Jul 2012, 11:07, Reply)
This is a link post Currently available for purchase, your very own football supporter
But as I'm from Swansea he won't come down here :(
 (I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Thu 19 Jul 2012, 9:45, Reply)
This is a normal post hahaha :)

feel sorry for Cardiff City supporters after their Malaysian 'rebranding'
 (I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 19 Jul 2012, 9:50, Reply)
This is a normal post Brilliant
I'm going to see how much our five a side team has in the float at the moment. I think we could do with a supporter.
 (I helped save b3ta! evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Thu 19 Jul 2012, 10:18, Reply)
This is a normal post hahahaha
enjoying the questions too
 (I helped save b3ta! h3donist tryin' to play me out as if my name is Sega.., Thu 19 Jul 2012, 11:26, Reply)
This is a link post Redneck fun

(It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! The Scrunt Wants a Dozen Pints, Thu 19 Jul 2012, 9:21, Reply)
This is a normal post Life lesson number one
Do not trust anyone.
 (I helped save b3ta! jakedamusss I understand, and dont care., Thu 19 Jul 2012, 9:28, Reply)
This is a normal post I imagine that really hurt
picking on the poor hillbilly kid.
 (Sherbs, Thu 19 Jul 2012, 9:30, Reply)
This is a normal post seen it before..still give me the fear :S
poor kid
 (I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 19 Jul 2012, 9:51, Reply)
This is a normal post HAHAHAHA, BRILLIANT!

(pissflaps. FSPW, Thu 19 Jul 2012, 10:02, Reply)
This is a normal post Then you must like
www.youtube.com/watch?v=r_4jrMwvZ2A
 (Sherbs, Thu 19 Jul 2012, 10:05, Reply)
This is a normal post That is fucking awesome. Made me snort!

(I helped save b3ta! skeltonator Needs some new daps., Thu 19 Jul 2012, 10:27, Reply)
This is a normal post Let's hurt a child's testicles,
that'll be fun! Stupid fucking cunts. I despise shit like this.
 (Leemondus, Thu 19 Jul 2012, 10:49, Reply)
This is a normal post ^I'm with Chuckles.
It's fair enough when people do stupid things & get hurt, but this guy's only mistake was trusting his cunty friends.
 (I helped save b3ta! Tab Hunter Make this useless process end and so, begin again, Thu 19 Jul 2012, 10:57, Reply)
This is a normal post They were only having a laff.

(pissflaps. FSPW, Thu 19 Jul 2012, 11:25, Reply)
This is a normal post He's growing up so fast isn't he?
He'll be in long trousers soon.
 (I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Thu 19 Jul 2012, 11:28, Reply)
This is a normal post Or in a paedo's bed.

(pissflaps. FSPW, Thu 19 Jul 2012, 11:39, Reply)
This is a normal post I have to agree
He was blindfolded anyway, so if you wanted to hurt him why not just kick him in the bollocks?
 (I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Thu 19 Jul 2012, 12:39, Reply)
This is a normal post No grandchildren for you, Dale.

(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Thu 19 Jul 2012, 13:08, Reply)
This is a normal post That is fucking awful.
Poor kid.
 (I helped save b3ta! Purple Martin is board sigless, Fri 20 Jul 2012, 7:13, Reply)
This is a link post Drowning victim rescued in China
I wonder if anyone owned up to missing their Dutch Wife...GC says no
 (Mildred is a slimy, double-crossing, no-good swindler, Thu 19 Jul 2012, 8:50, Reply)
This is a normal post Haha!
That brought me to here: en.rocketnews24.com/2012/06/21/china-confuses-sex-toy-for-legendary-mushroom-broadcasts-it-on-local-news/

It's the people handling it that had me Loling
 (I helped save b3ta! Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Thu 19 Jul 2012, 9:06, Reply)
This is a normal post They must have dug all their way to Japan to find that.
Pure gold
 (Monocromatico Lady Godiva's horse, Thu 19 Jul 2012, 13:22, Reply)
This is a normal post Those crazy Chinese.

(I helped save b3ta! skeltonator Needs some new daps., Thu 19 Jul 2012, 10:29, Reply)
This is a normal post Hope there isnt any DNA evidence :(

(I helped save b3ta! yanmania... last shagged your mum on, Thu 19 Jul 2012, 10:30, Reply)
This is a link post morning b3tans
here's a little chilled lushness to start the day
(Mildred is a slimy, double-crossing, no-good swindler, Thu 19 Jul 2012, 8:43, Reply)
This is a link post A followup on that story about graffiti artists and the Olympics from yesterday.
Seems like the story on London Vandal was wrong; but that doesn't necessarily mean that everything's hunky-dory.
 (I helped save b3ta! Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Thu 19 Jul 2012, 8:27, Reply)
This is a normal post bet that doesn't get passed around as much as the first version :D

(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 19 Jul 2012, 8:32, Reply)
This is a normal post You may be right...

(I helped save b3ta! Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Thu 19 Jul 2012, 8:54, Reply)
This is a normal post ^

(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Thu 19 Jul 2012, 9:15, Reply)
This is a normal post Ha-ha! I had a proper rant about the original story, last night.
*wipes egg from face*
 (I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Thu 19 Jul 2012, 8:44, Reply)
This is a normal post This is why I don't get my news from blogs.
I bet the original story still get's past around long after this one is buried.

It's like those scare emails that get passed around the office now matter how many times you point people to snopes.
 (I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Thu 19 Jul 2012, 8:54, Reply)
This is a normal post It's just like Germany in the 30's.

(I helped save b3ta! JamTallons, Thu 19 Jul 2012, 9:57, Reply)
This is a normal post That Weimar Republic eh? Crazy times indeed.
*books tickets for the Kit Kat Club to ogle Sally Bowles*

Is this because I mentioned the Nazis yesterday?
 (I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Thu 19 Jul 2012, 10:38, Reply)
This is a normal post I think people who graffiti are the scum of the earth to be blunt

(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Thu 19 Jul 2012, 10:15, Reply)
This is a normal post PRECISELY!
I reserve an extra special loathing for people wo do that really stupid 'tagging', untermenschen!
 (pissflaps. FSPW, Thu 19 Jul 2012, 10:18, Reply)
This is a normal post Exactly
and in their eyes tagging may be 'art'
 (I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Thu 19 Jul 2012, 10:51, Reply)
This is a normal post In my eyes kicking their fucking teeth in is art.

(pissflaps. FSPW, Thu 19 Jul 2012, 11:34, Reply)
This is a normal post The police have robustly denied it
therefore the original can't be true...

Clever that the bail conditions mean they can't talk to each other. Does that include releasing copies of their bail documents to The London Vandal? This is very easily proved or disproved.

Or was it "bags on heads"?

My, it _is_ a tinfoil hat day today, isn't it :-/
 (MrOli is ugly, but in the morning you will be sober, Thu 19 Jul 2012, 13:34, Reply)
This is a link post Wildebeest! (new and corrected) I made this!
Two wildebeest think about crossing a river.

(this time I won't take it down after 5 minutes)
(Smartie123 Smartie123, Thu 19 Jul 2012, 8:21, Reply)
This is a normal post Worth the wait
*shakes fist*
 (I helped save b3ta! wheresthefish Partly filled with wrong, Thu 19 Jul 2012, 8:28, Reply)
This is a normal post there's the first fist shake

(Smartie123 Smartie123, Thu 19 Jul 2012, 8:33, Reply)
This is a normal post
I shall measure its success in fist shakes
 (Smartie123 Smartie123, Thu 19 Jul 2012, 8:34, Reply)
This is a normal post You sound like a judge in a wank-off.

(I helped save b3ta! Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...", Thu 19 Jul 2012, 8:42, Reply)
This is a normal post haha

(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Thu 19 Jul 2012, 9:19, Reply)
This is a normal post if it quacks like a duck...

(I helped save b3ta! evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Thu 19 Jul 2012, 9:25, Reply)
This is a normal post Brilliant.
*shakes fist*
 (I helped save b3ta! - D - SharkTrousers, Thu 19 Jul 2012, 8:56, Reply)
This is a normal post *shakes fist*
Is that stop motion?
 (I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Thu 19 Jul 2012, 8:57, Reply)
This is a normal post It's all After Effects
his legs are flash animated
 (Smartie123 Smartie123, Thu 19 Jul 2012, 9:03, Reply)
This is a normal post Shh
Don't spoil the magic!
 (SuperCobra Olympic standard lurking, Thu 19 Jul 2012, 12:45, Reply)
This is a normal post The white fade looks LOADS better now
*shakes fist*
 (I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Thu 19 Jul 2012, 9:16, Reply)
This is a normal post You see!
I knew you'd see
 (Smartie123 Smartie123, Thu 19 Jul 2012, 9:30, Reply)
This is a normal post Superb Fading!
Nicely done :)
*shakes Fist*
 (I helped save b3ta! zacherynuk @echo off, Thu 19 Jul 2012, 9:24, Reply)
This is a normal post Lovely
*shakes something*
 (I helped save b3ta! MyFrontFellOff ; his mouth full of teddies, urinating defiantly, Thu 19 Jul 2012, 9:28, Reply)
This is a normal post Ha
Ace. Click
 (Sherbs, Thu 19 Jul 2012, 9:43, Reply)
This is a normal post *drinks shake*
*fists*
 (I helped save b3ta! Tab Hunter Make this useless process end and so, begin again, Thu 19 Jul 2012, 9:48, Reply)
This is a normal post I think it looks lovely
*shakes fist*
 (Ol' Ginger Bastard a role model for the children, Thu 19 Jul 2012, 9:52, Reply)
This is a normal post hahaha ace :)

*shakes cock*
 (I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 19 Jul 2012, 9:56, Reply)
This is a normal post So good I feel like wanking.
*shakes fist*
 (I helped save b3ta! skeltonator Needs some new daps., Thu 19 Jul 2012, 10:30, Reply)
This is a normal post Wonderful
*clicks lots*
 (I helped save b3ta! Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult., Thu 19 Jul 2012, 11:03, Reply)
This is a normal post Very well done
*Jazz hands*
 (I helped save b3ta! mr.dogshit The world's premier anthropomorphic canine faeces, Thu 19 Jul 2012, 11:13, Reply)
This is a normal post superb!
*shakes fist...then opens out to reveal coffee beans resting on palm, 80s advert style*
 (I helped save b3ta! h3donist tryin' to play me out as if my name is Sega.., Thu 19 Jul 2012, 11:16, Reply)
This is a normal post fucking amaaazing!!!!! good work!

(chopchopchopchop chopchopchopchopchopchopchop, Thu 19 Jul 2012, 12:40, Reply)
This is a normal post That really is rather lovely.
Make more! Make more!
 (I helped save b3ta! dirtyscarab intends to live forever. So far, so good..., Thu 19 Jul 2012, 12:41, Reply)
This is a normal post Good stuff
*shakes and vacs*
 (I helped save b3ta! Lanc Weekend Trailer Park Supervisor, Thu 19 Jul 2012, 13:49, Reply)
This is a normal post this is AWESOME!

(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Fri 20 Jul 2012, 10:10, Reply)
This is a normal post Brilliant

(It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! The Scrunt Wants a Dozen Pints, Fri 20 Jul 2012, 17:04, Reply)
This is a normal post Woo!
I love this.

It has already turned up in animated gif form on Reddit, bloody Karma whores.
 (fan-dan-go because mutton chops are cool!, Fri 20 Jul 2012, 20:11, Reply)
This is a normal post Superb!
*Fakes shit*
 (Barry Chuckle's Moustache, Sat 21 Jul 2012, 12:57, Reply)
This is a normal post Very fist
*shakes nice*
 (I helped save b3ta! H.B.Mupps, Mon 23 Jul 2012, 11:28, Reply)
This is a link post A collection of 25 weird and wonderful music videos.
From Unkles, Rabbit in the headlights to Arctic monkeys, A view from the afternoon.

Worth a look

Edit: It seems a few of the videos have been removed when you click on the supplied link. Sorry
 (I helped save b3ta! jakedamusss I understand, and dont care., Thu 19 Jul 2012, 8:07, Reply)
This is a normal post Prodigy's Out of Space video is good now?
I don't recall it being anything but an embarrassment before :D
 (I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 19 Jul 2012, 8:14, Reply)
This is a normal post ^take away this add Eple by Röyksopp
youtu.be/tf_ieWnu-SE
 (I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 19 Jul 2012, 10:07, Reply)
This is a normal post it's not nowt on the one for everybody in the place
floppy haired ravers confusing the NY citizenry...
 (injektilo smoking the weed that killed elvis, Thu 19 Jul 2012, 11:04, Reply)
This is a link post Hot Hurdler

(It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! The Scrunt Wants a Dozen Pints, Thu 19 Jul 2012, 7:43, Reply)
This is a normal post missed the bit where she falls at the first hurdle

(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 19 Jul 2012, 7:59, Reply)
This is a normal post I was sooooooo waiting for that.

(I helped save b3ta! nocturne72, Thu 19 Jul 2012, 9:13, Reply)
This is a normal post I blame Usain Bolt for these "look at me" warm-up shenanigans.
I would also like to thank him.
 (I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Thu 19 Jul 2012, 8:41, Reply)
This is a normal post A female athlete with knockers? How'ld that happen?

(I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Thu 19 Jul 2012, 8:58, Reply)
This is a normal post The grumpy teens behind her made me giggle

(Spin Its a thing., Thu 19 Jul 2012, 9:27, Reply)
This is a normal post
giggle wank like an epileptic spaz
 (I helped save b3ta! mr.dogshit The world's premier anthropomorphic canine faeces, Thu 19 Jul 2012, 11:15, Reply)
This is a normal post the withering looks from the girls in the background are funny too

(I helped save b3ta! h3donist tryin' to play me out as if my name is Sega.., Thu 19 Jul 2012, 11:22, Reply)
This is a normal post Welcome
fellow redditer
 (I helped save b3ta! SiX and his hat, Thu 19 Jul 2012, 13:52, Reply)
This is a link post Very old and probably GC, but pikeys towing a caravan uphill
with an underpowered car
 (It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! The Scrunt Wants a Dozen Pints, Thu 19 Jul 2012, 7:21, Reply)
This is a normal post
Why the hell would you pump a tyre up over arm

Hilarious
 (I helped save b3ta! spagaroony, Thu 19 Jul 2012, 8:34, Reply)
This is a normal post It was 2003 dude, the world was a different place back then.

(I helped save b3ta! skeltonator Needs some new daps., Thu 19 Jul 2012, 10:33, Reply)
This is a link post He Makes you look..... NSFW
The reason why i always watch the last 5 minutes of 'Live At The Electric' on BBC3.
(Tivert, Thu 19 Jul 2012, 5:44, Reply)
This is a normal post Little-known fact; he's Richard Digance's son

(I helped save b3ta! Ghoti Fingers, Thu 19 Jul 2012, 7:18, Reply)
This is a normal post he's the Anti-Digance

(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 19 Jul 2012, 10:00, Reply)
This is a normal post Yes, he's good
Shame the rest of live at electric is shit
 (I helped save b3ta! magnum, Thu 19 Jul 2012, 8:04, Reply)
This is a normal post painfully so!
If this is their idea of up and coming comedy hand me a gun.
 (BumCoffee Portrait videographer, Thu 19 Jul 2012, 8:10, Reply)
This is a normal post Although...
...Diane Morgan and that bloke are usually good. That cello sketch the other week nearly killed me...
 (Megamoss, Thu 19 Jul 2012, 18:15, Reply)
This is a link post How to Stone Wall a Grand Jury

(PhosphorBurnedEyes Swastika Shop opening here soon, Thu 19 Jul 2012, 3:42, Reply)
This is a normal post The laws a funny old game.
Lawyers generally never ask a question that they dont already know the answer.
 (I helped save b3ta! Shinigawa The milky bars are on me, Thu 19 Jul 2012, 8:01, Reply)
This is a normal post Except John Terry's...

(PhosphorBurnedEyes Swastika Shop opening here soon, Thu 19 Jul 2012, 10:07, Reply)
This is a normal post That is rather good.

(I helped save b3ta! skeltonator Needs some new daps., Thu 19 Jul 2012, 10:39, Reply)
This is a normal post I invoke.

(I helped save b3ta! wheresthefish Partly filled with wrong, Thu 19 Jul 2012, 12:33, Reply)
This is a link post How to cook the books wikileaks style

(PhosphorBurnedEyes Swastika Shop opening here soon, Thu 19 Jul 2012, 3:37, Reply)
This is a normal post Can we have a summary for those that don't speak "accountant"?

(I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Thu 19 Jul 2012, 10:41, Reply)
This is a normal post ris?

(I helped save b3ta! JamTallons, Thu 19 Jul 2012, 11:49, Reply)
This is a link post Cowmageddon! I made this!

(Golgot100 is actually a number, Thu 19 Jul 2012, 2:13, Reply)
This is a normal post One from the archive
Trashy trailer for bovine snuff movie. Enjoy ;)
 (Golgot100 is actually a number, Thu 19 Jul 2012, 2:19, Reply)
This is a link post Cat's Are Cunts - Except Mine
US man catches plague from a stray cat.

The plague has fascinated me since I was a nipper. Such a perfect killing machine. These days, it's easily treated with antibiotics but, before they were around, it was pretty much a death sentence.

True facts: One of the first sign of plague in your neighbourhood is dead rats. See one dead rat, keep away from it. See several, call the council and keep well the fuck away from the dead rats. The reservoir for the plague bacterium is rats. It lives in the rat population for decades, rarely even making them sick. Then, suddenly, it changes it's behaviour and starts killing the rats. The dying rats come out from underground and die. The fleas that live on the rats leave them and go looking for new hosts. Little Billy goes to poke a dead rat with a stick and the fleas suddenly have a new host. They bite and the bite is infected with millions of crawling microbes and Billy gets a dose.

As I said before, plague is no longer really dangerous (even the pneumonic, airborne version) and is easily treated. That can't be said for it's evil sister, The Spanish Lady. When she, or more likely a variant of her, dances then they'll be piling the bodies up in the streets. No treatment, no cure, just death. And she's overdue.

Cheers
 (I helped save b3ta! Legless Mister Stabby - shanks for the memory, Thu 19 Jul 2012, 1:35, Reply)
This is a normal post Spent a while in Arizona standing in the middle of a prairie dog area
watching the cute little critters sunning themselves and drinking from a dripping faucet. THey were running all around us, playing and fighting and generally having a good time.
Then on the way out passed a sign which said, "Warning: Prarie dogs are host to fleas which can sometimes carry bubonic plague"
 (I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 19 Jul 2012, 1:45, Reply)
This is a normal post There Was An Experiment
in the early 1900s where they tried to eradicate plague from an African town. The thinking went - we'll kill off all the rats, destroy the plague reservoir and be free of the disease.

So they started on a massive baiting program, killed millions of rats - who all crawled above ground to die releasing their fleas and, Hey Presto! - instant plague outbreak.

Cheers
 (I helped save b3ta! Legless Mister Stabby - shanks for the memory, Thu 19 Jul 2012, 1:58, Reply)
This is a normal post
His name is Mr Gaylord.

MR GAYLORD!!!

WHAT HAPPENED TO YOU B3TA?!?!?!

GAAAAAYLOOOOORD!!!
 (I helped save b3ta! Kung_Fu_Russ ran out of amusing signatures on, Thu 19 Jul 2012, 1:55, Reply)
This is a normal post Fuck!
Missed that. Good spot.

Cheers
 (I helped save b3ta! Legless Mister Stabby - shanks for the memory, Thu 19 Jul 2012, 1:58, Reply)
This is a normal post Thanks for that
breakfast went down a treat
 (I helped save b3ta! Fadgebadger Sweaty sumo wanks for everyone!, Thu 19 Jul 2012, 7:22, Reply)
This is a normal post All this proves is that he didn't wash his hands after

(I helped save b3ta! Bamboo Steamer, Thu 19 Jul 2012, 10:21, Reply)
This is a normal post Poor fucker, how unlucky can you get, first you are called Gaylord then you catch the plague.
It's almost as bad as the prizes in Cillas Dream Directory.
 (I helped save b3ta! skeltonator Needs some new daps., Thu 19 Jul 2012, 10:44, Reply)
This is a normal post what does a crowd do when everyone in it is already clapping and want to show even more appreciation?

(I helped save b3ta! tickle I was away, Thu 19 Jul 2012, 12:37, Reply)
This is a link post TIGHAR project daily progress reports
TIGHAR is currently searching the ocean around Nikumaroro (formerly Gardner) island, looking for wreckage of Amelia Earhart's plane.
The project is set to last 4 weeks. They're into week 2, and already they've identified some possible targets that they'll be investigating further in the next few days.
There's been a fair amount of circumstantial evidence that she crashed there and later died on the island, but no firm proof. Finding identifiable parts of the plane is probably the only remaining way of settling the matter.
 (I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 19 Jul 2012, 1:23, Reply)
This is a normal post Why on earth
do people still care about this?
 (mortdubois lacks imagination, doesn't play well with others, Thu 19 Jul 2012, 1:28, Reply)
This is a normal post Tjat
Subject line should say: That is a fair question I suppose...
but the thing is, there are still plenty ofpeople who are intrigued by it, myself included.
Not really sure why... although I got a lot more interested when I read a transcript of what might have been one of her final messages,
supposedly broadcast after the crash and picked up on ham radio. It gave it some poignancy, and something of the feeling of a detective story.

Why can't I edit the subject line?
 (I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 19 Jul 2012, 1:35, Reply)
This is a normal post Just because.
B3ta law states no editing of subject line.
 (I helped save b3ta! jakedamusss I understand, and dont care., Thu 19 Jul 2012, 6:44, Reply)
This is a normal post do not question Der Fuhrer!

(Ol' Ginger Bastard a role model for the children, Thu 19 Jul 2012, 7:39, Reply)
This is a normal post followed this a bit before, the report on how they tested what would have happened to the bodies was fascinating
and gruesome
 (Mehitabel_Itrang, Thu 19 Jul 2012, 19:25, Reply)
This is a link post Batman sequence
with bomb (and tuba!)
 (I helped save b3ta! tubaman, Thu 19 Jul 2012, 1:03, Reply)

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