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This is a link post Rock Stars SIng the Sound of Music
More from the George Michael people.

Comedy Gold!
(I helped save b3ta! Blackdogmanguitar is out with Fat Larry's Jazz Band on, Fri 17 Aug 2012, 13:38, Reply)
This is a normal post It's all one fella......
www.youtube.com/user/MrSTEVIERIKS
 (FartThroughAWalkieTalkie wished you were dead in ditch on, Fri 17 Aug 2012, 13:44, Reply)
This is a normal post I don't think that they are the real rockstars.

(I helped save b3ta! skeltonator Needs some new daps., Fri 17 Aug 2012, 16:26, Reply)
This is a normal post brilliant
Carcass shot is a gudun.
 (I helped save b3ta! Shinigawa The milky bars are on me, Fri 17 Aug 2012, 13:50, Reply)
This is a normal post Yes, the caption for that picture is most definitely "nyom".

(I helped save b3ta! Fray Brentos *mega-belms*, Fri 17 Aug 2012, 15:43, Reply)
This is a normal post Robojahled.

(I helped save b3ta! Pig Bodine., Fri 17 Aug 2012, 14:12, Reply)
This is a normal post Haha

(I helped save b3ta! Lord Keeps meaning to procrastinate., Fri 17 Aug 2012, 14:30, Reply)
This is a link post bedroom painted revenge
some guy gets his own back after his little brother 'fraped'? him
(I helped save b3ta! claptonista ,the idiot boy..........🫥, Fri 17 Aug 2012, 12:46, Reply)
This is a normal post Ha ha ha!
'What the fuck is this' in Dutch is very similar to how it sounds in English. Or did he just say that in English?
 (I helped save b3ta! presferatu, Fri 17 Aug 2012, 13:01, Reply)
This is a normal post
They probably throw a bunch of English words in now and again to be cool. Some of my wife's family are Danish, and her brother is a bit 'gangsta'.

You often hear him talking to his mates on the phone and he goes "Blurp-di-bloop-di-blurp- blurp Fuck it, man!".

Causes me much amusment.
 (I helped save b3ta! Kung_Fu_Russ ran out of amusing signatures on, Fri 17 Aug 2012, 13:29, Reply)
This is a normal post also happens in Bollywood films,
and in Jackie Chan's old Hong Kong films
 (I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Fri 17 Aug 2012, 13:32, Reply)
This is a normal post It works both ways then because
every now then I scream Scheizer nein! when I get frustrated.
 (I helped save b3ta! presferatu, Fri 17 Aug 2012, 13:37, Reply)
This is a normal post and on gaelic language television...
haggis agus buntata angus beef tomatoes
 (I helped save b3ta! tickle I was away, Fri 17 Aug 2012, 15:35, Reply)
This is a normal post Ask a welsh language speaker...
for the spoken translation of taxi, ambulance and flat (as in not a maisonette...)
 (GhostAtTheFeast Soup Sir?, Fri 17 Aug 2012, 17:50, Reply)
This is a normal post
Reminds me of this bit about foreign languages www.youtube.com/watch?v=Kcv8tXZKrqk
 (Lieutenant Colonel Oblivious brought to you by intravenous sugar, Sat 1 Sep 2012, 10:52, Reply)
This is a normal post Wat de fuck is dit?
It's very similar. I moved to the lowlands and am learning the lingo. Some of it is almost indistinguishable from English, like the above phrase and some of it isn't, like almost everything else glitterboy up there says.
 (posthumous mince is tiptoeing through the tulips, Sat 18 Aug 2012, 10:53, Reply)
This is a normal post Hahahahahahahaha!!!
That is just brilliant, what a payback!
 (I helped save b3ta! skeltonator Needs some new daps., Fri 17 Aug 2012, 13:09, Reply)
This is a normal post thats brilliantly done

(augsav forgot about B3ta, Fri 17 Aug 2012, 14:41, Reply)
This is a normal post Hahaha excellent :)
Has there been a question of the week on practical jokes?
 (I helped save b3ta! quackpipe swings like a pendulum do, Fri 17 Aug 2012, 16:09, Reply)
This is a normal post Pretty sure there has.
Alot of people got antsy and started accusing each other of being horrible bullies IIRC.

eDIT: I think it was mean things I did to a loved one that I was thinking of, most qotw have some element of practical joke potential anyway.
 (I helped save b3ta! skeltonator Needs some new daps., Fri 17 Aug 2012, 16:16, Reply)
This is a normal post There was one on practical jokes.
Well, it was called "Petty Sabotage" which is almost the same thing. May 2005 IIRC.
 (I helped save b3ta! Purple Martin is board sigless, Sun 19 Aug 2012, 13:45, Reply)
This is a normal post Hahahahaha! "It's really well done too!"
That's great...as pissed off as he is, he has to acknowledge the effort.
 (Jimbotfu Bummed in the gob again, Fri 17 Aug 2012, 17:54, Reply)
This is a normal post Black Veil Brides?
He fucking deserved it!
 (I helped save b3ta! Muns, Fri 24 Aug 2012, 21:11, Reply)
This is a link post Because you asked for it: I made this!
"Naked" Spider-Man...
(nobody asked for it)
(adamsmithh, Fri 17 Aug 2012, 12:18, Reply)
This is a normal post lol
with added wtf and a dash of woo =)
 (I helped save b3ta! Steerable_forehead Our Lady of Blessed Acceleration,don't fail me now, Fri 17 Aug 2012, 12:26, Reply)
This is a normal post haha, such a happy little Spiderman
And dancing better than me.
 (MrOli is ugly, but in the morning you will be sober, Fri 17 Aug 2012, 12:26, Reply)
This is a normal post perfect
in every imaginable way
 (I helped save b3ta! wideeye slightly pickled, Fri 17 Aug 2012, 12:56, Reply)
This is a normal post I love these.
What 3D package are you using? The rigging is so fluid.
 (I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Fri 17 Aug 2012, 14:27, Reply)
This is a normal post
that's what she said
 (conrads_rocks, Fri 17 Aug 2012, 14:52, Reply)
This is a normal post 3Ds Max 2013 (fully licensed ofc)
I suppose it is rather fluid ;D
 (adamsmithh, Fri 17 Aug 2012, 15:25, Reply)
This is a normal post Naked?
I want to see spideycock
 (I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Fri 17 Aug 2012, 16:14, Reply)
This is a normal post Zoiks! Candles!

(I helped save b3ta! Pig Bodine., Fri 17 Aug 2012, 16:19, Reply)
This is a normal post Spider nipple, spider nipple,
Lube it up with raspberry ripple.
Spider nipple, spider nipple,
Why oh why can't they be triple
Lube up!
Here comes the spider nipple
 (I helped save b3ta! simbosan is too tired, Fri 17 Aug 2012, 16:35, Reply)
This is a normal post FYI, the underwear doubles as a spare mask.
Not sure if he has any spare underwear though.
 (adamsmithh, Fri 17 Aug 2012, 17:28, Reply)
This is a normal post This is strangely hypnotic - I've watched it a couple of times now.
and it's made me gay you bastard!
 (I helped save b3ta! da5id <YOUR SIG HERE>, Sat 18 Aug 2012, 11:07, Reply)
This is a link post Well that's nice
A Virginia synagogue is allowing Muslims to pray within, as there's not enough room in local Mosques. A nice gesture, I thought.
 (I helped save b3ta! Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...", Fri 17 Aug 2012, 11:48, Reply)
This is a normal post religion bringing people together....
in a world torn apart by religion
 (DefyingDarwin Old, untalented and white,, Fri 17 Aug 2012, 11:59, Reply)
This is a normal post the world has never been unified

(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Fri 17 Aug 2012, 12:02, Reply)
This is a normal post "Do they know it's Christmas time at all?"
Doo-doo-do-do-dooo-do-do-do-do-doo-doo-doo-do-dooo.

Is it that one?
 (I helped save b3ta! Pig Bodine., Fri 17 Aug 2012, 12:15, Reply)
This is a normal post Fuuuuuuuuuck the woooooooooooooorld...
Do they know it's Christmas time at all....

Terrible song.
 (I helped save b3ta! Dawn Of The Bread $$$$ E-THUG 4 LIFE - THAT'S HOW I SCROLL $$$$, Fri 17 Aug 2012, 12:17, Reply)
This is a normal post A friend of mine thought the lyrics were 'Fever, whoaaaaa'

(I helped save b3ta! presferatu, Fri 17 Aug 2012, 12:53, Reply)
This is a normal post I used to think Annie Lennox was singing "lambert is leaving me" I always wondered who the fuck Lambert was.

(I helped save b3ta! skeltonator Needs some new daps., Fri 17 Aug 2012, 13:11, Reply)
This is a normal post i can feel a consensus building on /links though

(benito vaselini no not that one, Fri 17 Aug 2012, 12:17, Reply)
This is a normal post Oh, we're all good friends here
until someone brings Mod in to it.
 (MrOli is ugly, but in the morning you will be sober, Fri 17 Aug 2012, 12:27, Reply)
This is a normal post Fuck you, cunt.

(I helped save b3ta! Dawn Of The Bread $$$$ E-THUG 4 LIFE - THAT'S HOW I SCROLL $$$$, Fri 17 Aug 2012, 12:29, Reply)
This is a normal post Shove it up your mum sideways, you weeping japs-eye.
japs-eye. yoghurt nozzle.
 (MrOli is ugly, but in the morning you will be sober, Fri 17 Aug 2012, 12:32, Reply)
This is a normal post Shut it you horrible racist.
I hate that term for the "German Smile"
 (I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Fri 17 Aug 2012, 12:36, Reply)
This is a normal post German Smile just sounds ridiculous, regardless of whether it's supposed to be 'the term'.

(I helped save b3ta! Dawn Of The Bread $$$$ E-THUG 4 LIFE - THAT'S HOW I SCROLL $$$$, Fri 17 Aug 2012, 12:39, Reply)
This is a normal post It sounds better in Japanese
www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=German%20Smile
 (I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Fri 17 Aug 2012, 12:43, Reply)
This is a normal post Shame we aren't Japanese.

(I helped save b3ta! Dawn Of The Bread $$$$ E-THUG 4 LIFE - THAT'S HOW I SCROLL $$$$, Fri 17 Aug 2012, 12:46, Reply)
This is a normal post Oh... does that mean i'm not allowed to eat Sushi any more too?

(I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Fri 17 Aug 2012, 12:52, Reply)
This is a normal post This is a strange tangent.

(I helped save b3ta! Dawn Of The Bread $$$$ E-THUG 4 LIFE - THAT'S HOW I SCROLL $$$$, Fri 17 Aug 2012, 12:56, Reply)
This is a normal post Well if I can't use Japenese terms because I'm not one of them I'm wondering what else I can't do.

(I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Fri 17 Aug 2012, 13:01, Reply)
This is a normal post Bukkake?

(I helped save b3ta! skeltonator Needs some new daps., Fri 17 Aug 2012, 13:12, Reply)
This is a normal post Oh no.... *commits seppuku"

(I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Fri 17 Aug 2012, 16:39, Reply)
This is a normal post Hmmm, you may have a good point there
I shall henceforth refer to it as a "yoghurt nozzle"
 (MrOli is ugly, but in the morning you will be sober, Fri 17 Aug 2012, 12:52, Reply)
This is a normal post It sounds better in Latin.
Etc.
 (I helped save b3ta! Dawn Of The Bread $$$$ E-THUG 4 LIFE - THAT'S HOW I SCROLL $$$$, Fri 17 Aug 2012, 12:57, Reply)
This is a normal post Fouebat lac collum ?

(MrOli is ugly, but in the morning you will be sober, Fri 17 Aug 2012, 13:03, Reply)
This is a normal post Shame we're not ancient Romans.

(I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Fri 17 Aug 2012, 13:10, Reply)
This is a normal post Does that mean I cant wipe my arse with a sponge on a stick anymore?

(I helped save b3ta! skeltonator Needs some new daps., Fri 17 Aug 2012, 13:13, Reply)
This is a normal post yeah, the worst thing about religion is all the categorical statements, very divisive.

(Stonkwood Pipes made me do it, Fri 17 Aug 2012, 12:16, Reply)
This is a normal post Interesting what the older muslim fella says:
"We join for the common good that we have in our faiths and ignore all the politics that tries to divide us."
 (I helped save b3ta! rjmrjm, Fri 17 Aug 2012, 12:20, Reply)
This is a normal post Am I the only one who did a double-take, reading it as 'A Vagina Monologue is allowing Muslims...'?
...Just me, then...
 (Zachariah Pardon, pardon. J'AI UNE POUSSETTE, Fri 17 Aug 2012, 13:38, Reply)
This is a normal post I think people just aren't TRYING these days,
to see sexual innuendo everywhere.

Sid James must be turning in his grave ;)
 (I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Fri 17 Aug 2012, 14:15, Reply)
This is a link post George Michael Chasing Men On Hampstead Heath.
Because it deserves more views, ladies and gentlemen.
(BarryFromTheShitFarm Oh, Fri 17 Aug 2012, 11:47, Reply)
This is a normal post That run is killer.

(I helped save b3ta! Dawn Of The Bread $$$$ E-THUG 4 LIFE - THAT'S HOW I SCROLL $$$$, Fri 17 Aug 2012, 11:48, Reply)
This is a normal post thats a bit gayist isnt it?

(Dan dan dan They tik urh jerbs!!!, Fri 17 Aug 2012, 11:51, Reply)
This is a normal post More George Michaelist, I'd say.

(BarryFromTheShitFarm Oh, Fri 17 Aug 2012, 12:00, Reply)
This is a normal post Your gayest!
Sorry couldn't resist.
 (I helped save b3ta! presferatu, Fri 17 Aug 2012, 13:27, Reply)
This is a normal post I don't think that he is the real George Michael.

(I helped save b3ta! skeltonator Needs some new daps., Fri 17 Aug 2012, 11:57, Reply)
This is a normal post It's hard to tell.

(I helped save b3ta! Dawn Of The Bread $$$$ E-THUG 4 LIFE - THAT'S HOW I SCROLL $$$$, Fri 17 Aug 2012, 11:58, Reply)
This is a normal post It's not really - just listen to his careless whisper.

(MrOli is ugly, but in the morning you will be sober, Fri 17 Aug 2012, 12:08, Reply)
This is a normal post You've got to have faith.

(I helped save b3ta! DinivanX Has stinging piss after drinking Pact Coffee, Fri 17 Aug 2012, 12:13, Reply)
This is a normal post I'm Waiting For That Day.

(I helped save b3ta! Dawn Of The Bread $$$$ E-THUG 4 LIFE - THAT'S HOW I SCROLL $$$$, Fri 17 Aug 2012, 12:15, Reply)
This is a normal post I'd slide down that toilet door any day

(thewankerstuff b3ta is like a whorehouse: full of cunts, Fri 17 Aug 2012, 13:00, Reply)
This is a normal post I was just shaking it dry officer

(I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Fri 17 Aug 2012, 13:02, Reply)
This is a normal post Then Wham!

(I helped save b3ta! skeltonator Needs some new daps., Fri 17 Aug 2012, 13:12, Reply)
This is a link post Marc Riley sings the Oink song
from Oink comic. Singing starts at 1:35.
(I helped save b3ta! Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ, Fri 17 Aug 2012, 11:33, Reply)
This is a normal post He was in The Fall, insta-click from me.
Live At The Witch Trials is such an amazing debut.

Also, Mark & Lard...stop....carry on....were hilarious on the radio, no presenters come close to them two in terms of style, didn't even care what music they were playing, the music just got in the way of the laughs.
 (I helped save b3ta! Dawn Of The Bread $$$$ E-THUG 4 LIFE - THAT'S HOW I SCROLL $$$$, Fri 17 Aug 2012, 11:38, Reply)
This is a normal post yes !
if only Chris Moyles was 0.00000001% as funny as they were I might find him tolerable
 (I helped save b3ta! Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ, Fri 17 Aug 2012, 11:43, Reply)
This is a normal post CMaC.

(I helped save b3ta! Dawn Of The Bread $$$$ E-THUG 4 LIFE - THAT'S HOW I SCROLL $$$$, Fri 17 Aug 2012, 11:44, Reply)
This is a normal post ^ Agreed
Although you can still listen to him (Mark) and Maconie on 6 music
 (I helped save b3ta! DinivanX Has stinging piss after drinking Pact Coffee, Fri 17 Aug 2012, 11:43, Reply)
This is a normal post It's just not the same :-(

(I helped save b3ta! Dawn Of The Bread $$$$ E-THUG 4 LIFE - THAT'S HOW I SCROLL $$$$, Fri 17 Aug 2012, 11:44, Reply)
This is a normal post I agree
I love Mark Radcliffe but it doesn't work at all with Stuart (I'll remember anything if you pay me) Maconie.
They just end up sounding like Smashey and Nicey.
 (I helped save b3ta! ERG1008 is climbing in yo windows & snatchin yo people up, Fri 17 Aug 2012, 12:02, Reply)
This is a normal post Bloody hell - I had forgotten about that comic ...
takes me back. *feels old*
 (mrmatt is staging a 'dirty protest' on, Fri 17 Aug 2012, 11:40, Reply)
This is a normal post I've still got the single

(I helped save b3ta! Steerable_forehead Our Lady of Blessed Acceleration,don't fail me now, Fri 17 Aug 2012, 12:26, Reply)
This is a normal post I had this issue with the record.
Brilliant.
 (I helped save b3ta! Kung_Fu_Russ ran out of amusing signatures on, Fri 17 Aug 2012, 12:46, Reply)
This is a normal post I loved that comic.
Also found a few copies of Brain Damage here :D
 (I helped save b3ta! --- ---, Fri 17 Aug 2012, 13:45, Reply)
This is a link post Old British Musicians read the News
Well I found it funny!! :-)
(Dew & Stumplings You aint seen me .. right!?, Fri 17 Aug 2012, 10:55, Reply)
This is a normal post Ha.
These are the chaps (chap?) who made George Michael Chasing Men on Hampstead Heath.

youtu.be/JL9Mt5gxbN4

Just the way he runs... gold.
 (BarryFromTheShitFarm Oh, Fri 17 Aug 2012, 11:34, Reply)
This is a normal post ha, fantastic

(Stonkwood Pipes made me do it, Fri 17 Aug 2012, 11:43, Reply)
This is a normal post AHAHAHAHAHA! HAHAHA!! Oh god, yes. His run his hilarious.
Extra laugh for the dogs getting in on the act.
Can't believe it has only 500 views.
 (I helped save b3ta! Tab Hunter Make this useless process end and so, begin again, Fri 17 Aug 2012, 11:43, Reply)
This is a link post Door does impression of Miles Davis
A pretty good one too! Have a happy Friday everyone.
(I helped save b3ta! Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver I have very beautiful lips, Fri 17 Aug 2012, 10:41, Reply)
This is a normal post Ha!!!
I love that album!!

Happy Friday matey :D
 (I helped save b3ta! Dawn Of The Bread $$$$ E-THUG 4 LIFE - THAT'S HOW I SCROLL $$$$, Fri 17 Aug 2012, 10:45, Reply)
This is a normal post Heh
Even better than dubstep tap: www.youtube.com/watch?v=QfMfDJugUBI
 (SnowyTheWereRabbit the Leporid from Hell, Fri 17 Aug 2012, 10:56, Reply)
This is a normal post Don't be so rude.
That's Skrillex's new single, that is.
 (BarryFromTheShitFarm Oh, Fri 17 Aug 2012, 11:37, Reply)
This is a normal post It's better than the rest of his stuff.

(I helped save b3ta! skeltonator Needs some new daps., Fri 17 Aug 2012, 11:58, Reply)
This is a normal post Hahahahaha!

(I helped save b3ta! Blackdogmanguitar is out with Fat Larry's Jazz Band on, Fri 17 Aug 2012, 11:01, Reply)
This is a normal post Haha, quality.
The door at my local Waitrose makes the noise of a pod-racer from The Phantom Menace. I'll try to get it on video.
 (I helped save b3ta! Fray Brentos *mega-belms*, Fri 17 Aug 2012, 11:31, Reply)
This is a normal post Brilliant, reminds me of chewbacca cupboard
www.youtube.com/watch?v=wIV8jHnfwP8
 (I helped save b3ta! skeltonator Needs some new daps., Fri 17 Aug 2012, 11:54, Reply)
This is a normal post The fridges in Taplow Sainsbury's make this wonderful airy sound.
Need to get round to recording it for stock ambience...
 (I helped save b3ta! Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...", Fri 17 Aug 2012, 12:24, Reply)
This is a link post Every time a reporter says 'Assange' on the news, it reminds me of this.
Caution: may contain elements of tax dodger.
(FartThroughAWalkieTalkie wished you were dead in ditch on, Fri 17 Aug 2012, 10:35, Reply)
This is a normal post Wow, was that edited by Stevie Wonder?

(I helped save b3ta! Dawn Of The Bread $$$$ E-THUG 4 LIFE - THAT'S HOW I SCROLL $$$$, Fri 17 Aug 2012, 10:39, Reply)
This is a normal post You do get a sense of
'Hang on a minute, I've thought of some more, can we do it again', don't you?
 (FartThroughAWalkieTalkie wished you were dead in ditch on, Fri 17 Aug 2012, 10:40, Reply)
This is a normal post
I got more a sense of everyone sitting there being bored and being told when to laugh so they can try and make the jokes appear funny by cutting to them laughing.
 (I helped save b3ta! Dawn Of The Bread $$$$ E-THUG 4 LIFE - THAT'S HOW I SCROLL $$$$, Fri 17 Aug 2012, 10:43, Reply)
This is a normal post Reminds me of Butterfield...
"That's not all!"
" - that's still not all!"
"... that's all."
 (I helped save b3ta! Lord Keeps meaning to procrastinate., Fri 17 Aug 2012, 12:57, Reply)
This is a normal post Jimmy Carr really does need to stop doing that laugh
It was cool and quirky for a bit, but now... annoying.

He's beginning to sound and look like a Jibber Jabber (from Ertl)
 (BarryFromTheShitFarm Oh, Fri 17 Aug 2012, 10:53, Reply)
This is a normal post It was weird how it just started happening one day.

(I helped save b3ta! Pig Bodine., Fri 17 Aug 2012, 11:01, Reply)
This is a normal post Glad I'm not the only one. *click*

(I helped save b3ta! cupboardy, Fri 17 Aug 2012, 11:23, Reply)
This is a link post It's called a Hemloft
and I want one!!!!
 (I helped save b3ta! Bootsthealchemist is barred from the Masterchef Facebook page, Fri 17 Aug 2012, 10:30, Reply)
This is a normal post I don't know if I could live with the guilt
It's like he's saying to the rest of the forest "You'd better behave or I'll chop you down and whittle you in to an eco-friendly iPOD dock"
 (MrOli is ugly, but in the morning you will be sober, Fri 17 Aug 2012, 10:36, Reply)
This is a normal post I see they haven't included a photo
of the pile of broken, shattered bodies of the people who tried to get into the thing while slightly drunk.
 (FartThroughAWalkieTalkie wished you were dead in ditch on, Fri 17 Aug 2012, 10:45, Reply)
This is a normal post It's beautiful and all
but what's it for? It looks too small to be a useful cabin in the woods and too obvious to be a hide of any sort.
 (I helped save b3ta! wheresthefish Partly filled with wrong, Fri 17 Aug 2012, 11:15, Reply)
This is a normal post
www.tumbleweedhouses.com/
 (Stonkwood Pipes made me do it, Fri 17 Aug 2012, 11:24, Reply)
This is a normal post This is why caravans and sheds shouldn't marry.

(I helped save b3ta! wheresthefish Partly filled with wrong, Fri 17 Aug 2012, 11:28, Reply)
This is a normal post pretty sure you can't say who should and shouldn't marry these day

(Stonkwood Pipes made me do it, Fri 17 Aug 2012, 11:35, Reply)
This is a normal post Don't oppress me you oppressor!
I can say what I like! You're worse than a double Hitler with the bird flu!
 (I helped save b3ta! wheresthefish Partly filled with wrong, Fri 17 Aug 2012, 12:09, Reply)
This is a normal post hitlerist!

(Stonkwood Pipes made me do it, Fri 17 Aug 2012, 12:18, Reply)
This is a normal post At some point he's going to realise that trees grow outwards as well as upwards.
Those are some pretty inflexible linkages to a dynamic object.
 (I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Fri 17 Aug 2012, 11:38, Reply)
This is a normal post seems nice, but...
it'll be filled with spiders and ants in no time :(
 (swank, Fri 17 Aug 2012, 11:48, Reply)
This is a link post Gorilla Joy!!
BIG fluff, awesome.
 (I helped save b3ta! Dawn Of The Bread $$$$ E-THUG 4 LIFE - THAT'S HOW I SCROLL $$$$, Fri 17 Aug 2012, 10:27, Reply)
This is a normal post They're so happy!
This makes me happy. Happy Friday mammals.
 (I helped save b3ta! DinivanX Has stinging piss after drinking Pact Coffee, Fri 17 Aug 2012, 10:28, Reply)
This is a normal post It's brilliant, they're really happy!!!

(I helped save b3ta! Dawn Of The Bread $$$$ E-THUG 4 LIFE - THAT'S HOW I SCROLL $$$$, Fri 17 Aug 2012, 10:29, Reply)
This is a normal post Awww how cool!
in the 4th pic it looks like he's saying
'Hey! How you been Man?!'
 (I helped save b3ta! miss fortunate last posted ages ago, Fri 17 Aug 2012, 10:33, Reply)
This is a normal post Gorilla Joy!!!

(I helped save b3ta! Dawn Of The Bread $$$$ E-THUG 4 LIFE - THAT'S HOW I SCROLL $$$$, Fri 17 Aug 2012, 10:36, Reply)
This is a normal post Ace

(PunkDaddy NullPointerException, Fri 17 Aug 2012, 10:39, Reply)
This is a normal post Such a brilliant big brother.

(I helped save b3ta! Dawn Of The Bread $$$$ E-THUG 4 LIFE - THAT'S HOW I SCROLL $$$$, Fri 17 Aug 2012, 10:40, Reply)
This is a normal post This could be the origin of 'Pull My Finger' jokes.

(Zachariah Pardon, pardon. J'AI UNE POUSSETTE, Fri 17 Aug 2012, 13:41, Reply)
This is a link post For Andy Coulson and his friends, with love x
Slightly scared to post this...can we petition Rob/Cr3 to build a "holding area" for The Scrunt to vet for GC Maximus Violations?
(MrOli is ugly, but in the morning you will be sober, Fri 17 Aug 2012, 10:10, Reply)
This is a normal post I think you're okay
He's on GC holiday
Happily traveling the world, pointing at things going 'I've seen that before'
 (I helped save b3ta! DinivanX Has stinging piss after drinking Pact Coffee, Fri 17 Aug 2012, 10:27, Reply)
This is a normal post Thank Grud.
*breaths the sweet air of freedom deeply*
 (MrOli is ugly, but in the morning you will be sober, Fri 17 Aug 2012, 10:32, Reply)
This is a normal post I think we should just changes the title 'Links'
to 'Scruntbait' and be done with it.
 (FartThroughAWalkieTalkie wished you were dead in ditch on, Fri 17 Aug 2012, 10:47, Reply)
This is a link post Prune juice, to your health
pour yourself a good day.
*shudders*
(I helped save b3ta! miss fortunate last posted ages ago, Fri 17 Aug 2012, 10:07, Reply)
This is a normal post Ewwwww....
I wonder if he made it to the toilet in time?
 (I helped save b3ta! Dawn Of The Bread $$$$ E-THUG 4 LIFE - THAT'S HOW I SCROLL $$$$, Fri 17 Aug 2012, 10:11, Reply)
This is a normal post how skinny he is!
Like he's been deflated!
 (Stonkwood Pipes made me do it, Fri 17 Aug 2012, 11:22, Reply)
This is a normal post scary isn't he?
it must be all of that sweet delicious prune juice he is drinking.
 (I helped save b3ta! miss fortunate last posted ages ago, Fri 17 Aug 2012, 11:51, Reply)
This is a normal post Prunes
Yuck
 (I helped save b3ta! The Scrunt Wants a Dozen Pints, Sat 18 Aug 2012, 7:32, Reply)
This is a link post Biritsh Bloke creates room-temperature Solid State Maser
What are Masers for you ask? Radio Telescopes and Weapons.
(I helped save b3ta! DinivanX Has stinging piss after drinking Pact Coffee, Fri 17 Aug 2012, 10:05, Reply)
This is a normal post I wanted to see it shooting something

(PunkDaddy NullPointerException, Fri 17 Aug 2012, 10:30, Reply)
This is a normal post he looks like the kind of scientist
who gets so into his work that he forgets to eat
 (I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Fri 17 Aug 2012, 10:46, Reply)
This is a normal post last line had just a hint of "this is my talking-to-simpletons voice" about it

(Stonkwood Pipes made me do it, Fri 17 Aug 2012, 11:27, Reply)
This is a normal post I thought he was doing that all the way through

(I helped save b3ta! DinivanX Has stinging piss after drinking Pact Coffee, Fri 17 Aug 2012, 11:57, Reply)
This is a normal post Pay attention, here comes the science!
On seconds thoughts, that'd be far too complicated for you. Don't you worry your pretty little head about how it all works...
 (I helped save b3ta! wheresthefish Partly filled with wrong, Fri 17 Aug 2012, 13:05, Reply)
This is a normal post Sounds like that was lifted from one of my presentations to the board of directors.

At least I've stopped taking glove puppets with me. No sense of humour some people.
 (I helped save b3ta! Draconacticus Reject shampoo. Demand real poo!, Fri 17 Aug 2012, 15:23, Reply)
This is a normal post This makes it clearer.
www.technewsworld.com/story/75925.html
 (I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Fri 17 Aug 2012, 14:47, Reply)
This is a normal post The only question I have is.....
who does he sell it to?

I think Iran will order 1 as they seem be to lacking nukes at the moment and this is the sort of weapon that would "suit" a chap like Ahmadinejad.

Ahmadinejad is one of them lucky few guys who'd look more evil if he had a cat on his lap.

Catz 4eva , Jihad to the western dogz
 (mad_dan Stilton or knob cheese ma'am?, Sat 18 Aug 2012, 14:35, Reply)
This is a link post 6 Milion views but I havn't seen it here
Mid west farmer boys make a great video
When I'm up at seven, the sunrise gives me a glimpse of heaven
I get right to work, a farmer's life can be a little berserk yeah
This is how I roll, I feed the cattle till their stomachs are full
Treat em right, that's my belief,
What's for dinner? I say beef!

Gotta Feed Everybody
Gotta Feed Everybody
Gotta Feed Everybody
(Uh-Huh) I work out (side!)

When I step to the bunk (yeah)
This is what I see (Uh-huh)
All the hungry cattle are staring at me

I got passion for my plants and I ain't afraid to show it show it show it show it
I'm farming and I grow it

When I'm in my tractor, I got more power than an arc reactor
And when I'm in the field, I try to raise crops to maximum yield
This is how I roll, without me the world would be outta control
The hours I work, there is no equal
Gotta feed the mouths of hungry people

Gotta Feed Everybody
Gotta Feed Everybody
Gotta Feed Everybody
(Uh-Huh) I work out (side!)

When I step to the bunk (yeah)
This is what I see (Uh-huh)
All the hungry cattle are staring at me

I got passion for my plants and I ain't afraid to show it show it show it show it

I'm farming and I grow it

Water, water, water, water, water
Water, water, water, water, water
Water, water, water, water, water
(I helped save b3ta! rootsxrocks, Fri 17 Aug 2012, 9:40, Reply)
This is a normal post Reminds me of Topside...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=I18v9DD8Vgw#t=26m20s
 (I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Fri 17 Aug 2012, 9:54, Reply)
This is a normal post This is the sort of
thing that is emailed around offices and passed around as humour (Charlie bit my finger). Hence it's high viewer count.
 (BumCoffee Portrait videographer, Fri 17 Aug 2012, 9:56, Reply)
This is a normal post ^this
Humour for humourless cunts.
 (I helped save b3ta! Tab Hunter Make this useless process end and so, begin again, Fri 17 Aug 2012, 10:38, Reply)
This is a normal post You mean 'humor'. Saves with the second half of the sentence.

(I helped save b3ta! Fray Brentos *mega-belms*, Fri 17 Aug 2012, 12:23, Reply)
This is a normal post I see what you're saying,
but then I'd not get a chance to type my favourite word :(
 (I helped save b3ta! Tab Hunter Make this useless process end and so, begin again, Fri 17 Aug 2012, 12:56, Reply)
This is a normal post In which case, mis-spell away, sir.

(I helped save b3ta! Fray Brentos *mega-belms*, Fri 17 Aug 2012, 16:36, Reply)
This is a normal post That actually made me cringe a bit.

(I helped save b3ta! Dawn Of The Bread $$$$ E-THUG 4 LIFE - THAT'S HOW I SCROLL $$$$, Fri 17 Aug 2012, 10:02, Reply)
This is a link post Dog responds to secret code word...
Superb!
(I helped save b3ta! littlefeet - his variable is not defined, Fri 17 Aug 2012, 9:35, Reply)
This is a normal post Aaaahahahahahaha!

(I helped save b3ta! xandmi, Fri 17 Aug 2012, 9:50, Reply)
This is a normal post hahaha!

(I helped save b3ta! miss fortunate last posted ages ago, Fri 17 Aug 2012, 10:12, Reply)
This is a normal post hahahahaha :D

(mrmatt is staging a 'dirty protest' on, Fri 17 Aug 2012, 11:06, Reply)
This is a normal post Hahahahaha

(I helped save b3ta! Lord Keeps meaning to procrastinate., Fri 17 Aug 2012, 12:59, Reply)
This is a normal post How's he going to find out?
Unless the roommate says "Child Porn" a lot to his dog, I can't see how he'll ever find out. Now, if the secret phrase was "Settle down" or "I'm on the phone" or "I promise I'll tap your head just before I come" I could see the point.
 (ubergeekian, Fri 24 Aug 2012, 20:04, Reply)
This is a normal post Legal defence
When the police find loads of child porn on his PC, he can claim he was just trining the dog
 (I helped save b3ta! brooza wonders how long a sig can be and if this will fit, Sat 15 Sep 2012, 23:02, Reply)
This is a link post Cute (but crazy) lady walks on a rope between two speeding trucks as they head towards a mountain
ronseal
(I helped save b3ta! Sheep in Socks it is illegal to take a lion to the cinema., Fri 17 Aug 2012, 9:32, Reply)
This is a normal post that's some startling coordination between the two lorries

(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 17 Aug 2012, 9:41, Reply)
This is a normal post Truck that.

(BarryFromTheShitFarm Oh, Fri 17 Aug 2012, 12:04, Reply)
This is a normal post The problem with these stunts
is that you can guarantee they'll do it. On the vanishingly rare occasions when they don't succeed, the title of the video is always "LOL FAIL!!!"
 (I helped save b3ta! wheresthefish Partly filled with wrong, Fri 17 Aug 2012, 13:16, Reply)
This is a normal post That was really awesome

(Claude Speed was a Roman called Claudius Speedicus, Fri 17 Aug 2012, 13:16, Reply)
This is a normal post He is D.I.S.C.O.

(I helped save b3ta! Dawn Of The Bread $$$$ E-THUG 4 LIFE - THAT'S HOW I SCROLL $$$$, Fri 17 Aug 2012, 9:05, Reply)
This is a normal post hahahaha, so that's what its like inside their embassy

(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 17 Aug 2012, 9:28, Reply)
This is a normal post Can I get political asylum there too?
Looks like fun.
 (I helped save b3ta! wheresthefish Partly filled with wrong, Fri 17 Aug 2012, 9:48, Reply)
This is a normal post

(I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Fri 17 Aug 2012, 10:17, Reply)
This is a normal post haha

(I helped save b3ta! Brandy_Bumwinkle, Fri 17 Aug 2012, 10:21, Reply)
This is a normal post great

(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Fri 17 Aug 2012, 11:21, Reply)
This is a normal post Oh superb.
I'm now waiting for some James Bond/Nolan Batman-esque action routine to smuggle him out to Ecuador.

How high up does an Ecuadorian aircraft have to be to be outside of UK airspace? Some sort of sky hook/balloon affair would be ideal, surely.
 (BarryFromTheShitFarm Oh, Fri 17 Aug 2012, 10:33, Reply)
This is a normal post About 50 miles straight up.
So yes, a simple sky-hook would be perfect.
 (I helped save b3ta! JamTallons, Fri 17 Aug 2012, 12:01, Reply)
This is a normal post I thought their wasn't an agreement on that?
However I suspect it'll just be a case of Assange being granted citizenship and a post as a diplomat with immunity and walking out.
 (I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Fri 17 Aug 2012, 12:18, Reply)
This is a normal post anonymouse will just hack him out

(softporn 70's sink fixer, Fri 17 Aug 2012, 13:13, Reply)

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