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This is a link post One of my favorite videos of all time
The music is particularly endearing. I found around the time it was released. I hope you's enjoy it as much as I do :D

Edit: Changed embedded URL
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This is a normal post Anywhere else i can view it? It's asking for plug-ins that i can't download here.

(, Tue 21 Aug 2012, 15:24, Reply)
This is a normal post unfortunately no.
have searched everywhere for a copy.
(, Tue 21 Aug 2012, 15:30, Reply)
This is a normal post Never mind, hopefully be able to check it out another time, i'll save the link, thanks.
Eidt: Nice and clicked.
(, Tue 21 Aug 2012, 15:43, Reply)
This is a normal post It's available
here!
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This is a normal post Ah, thank you.

(, Tue 21 Aug 2012, 16:27, Reply)
This is a normal post Excellent
Thanks a mil!
(, Tue 21 Aug 2012, 17:12, Reply)
This is a link post Country Man at The Tate
Buxton being brill again :)
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This is a normal post :D

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This is a normal post Briliant as always

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This is a normal post He's ace!

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This is a normal post I'm normally a fan of Buxton
but that didn't even raise a smile.
(, Tue 21 Aug 2012, 20:08, Reply)
This is a link post Glass mouse
Just because it always makes me grin muchly, thanks to Fadge for making me think of it :-)
(, Tue 21 Aug 2012, 13:59, Reply)
This is a normal post Catchy
And odd.
(, Tue 21 Aug 2012, 14:11, Reply)
This is a normal post Yay!

(, Tue 21 Aug 2012, 14:12, Reply)
This is a normal post Great Video!
Grideo.
(, Tue 21 Aug 2012, 14:15, Reply)
This is a normal post Thanks MrOli,
ThaMrOli
(, Tue 21 Aug 2012, 14:28, Reply)
This is a normal post Top tune
The follow up single
(, Tue 21 Aug 2012, 14:32, Reply)
This is a normal post hahaha!
Very, very, VERY silly :-)
(, Tue 21 Aug 2012, 14:40, Reply)
This is a normal post thats great! :D

(, Tue 21 Aug 2012, 14:35, Reply)
This is a normal post and let's not forget...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=nyd1XzGMxOQ
(, Tue 21 Aug 2012, 15:08, Reply)
This is a normal post Oooh, that's a bit special!
Cheers! :-)
(, Tue 21 Aug 2012, 16:21, Reply)
This is a normal post This is one of the most amazingly hypnotic videos I've ever seen.

(, Tue 21 Aug 2012, 17:17, Reply)
This is a normal post thanks it was burning my head out where i'd heard that tune before

(, Tue 21 Aug 2012, 17:24, Reply)
This is a normal post That is completely fantastic
*Downloaded*
(, Tue 21 Aug 2012, 20:11, Reply)
This is a link post Hilarious forum post of Bass players' self portraits
If you play a bass that has more than four strings, or is fretless, or you spend your evenings learning bass scales, you might enjoy this photo set.

If you're like me though, and are more of a fan of the traditional four-string bass type, you'll find these portraits of jazz-hatted, long-haired, prog loving douchey bass players pulling awkward facial expressions while holding their phallic, 12-string, bass monstrosities... rather funny.
(, Tue 21 Aug 2012, 13:32, Reply)
This is a normal post Hilarious?

(, Tue 21 Aug 2012, 13:35, Reply)
This is a normal post ok your mileage may vary
i thought it was pretty funny
(, Tue 21 Aug 2012, 13:38, Reply)
This is a normal post Well I liked it
There are indeed a few daft looking people in there.

And the guy with a 7 string bass? Really? Why? Even on a guitar I think seven strings is a bit much.
(, Tue 21 Aug 2012, 13:42, Reply)
This is a normal post I like my 5-string fretless :)
Although it is showing it's age a little...

And yeah...those just appear to be pictures of bass guitarists. I was expecting more of this kind of thing
(, Tue 21 Aug 2012, 14:06, Reply)
This is a normal post Is that Blue Steel?

(, Tue 21 Aug 2012, 14:43, Reply)
This is a normal post Hahah!
That's MAGNUM bitch :P
(, Tue 21 Aug 2012, 15:17, Reply)
This is a normal post I'll be seeing him at Wembley next month
Fat Swedish prick
(, Tue 21 Aug 2012, 15:01, Reply)
This is a normal post I presume Arena
rather than Stadium (the spaniel-haired fret-troubling wanker)?
(, Tue 21 Aug 2012, 15:06, Reply)
This is a normal post One of many reasons
I just stand and play. Stupid facial expressions do not a great bassist make.
(, Tue 21 Aug 2012, 15:25, Reply)
This is a normal post I look really bored when I'm playing
Some stupid expressions might make me look like I'm enjoying it
(, Tue 21 Aug 2012, 15:45, Reply)
This is a normal post Too many times I shouted "Twat!" at the screen
I know I'm not good enough yet to play while wearing sunglasses, hat, rock-on snarl - and think I can get away with it.
(, Tue 21 Aug 2012, 23:37, Reply)
This is a link post Improvisation
I think.... 3 Instruments, 9 minutes of mayhem
(, Tue 21 Aug 2012, 13:13, Reply)
This is a normal post You've got to listen to the notes they're not playing.
All makes sense then.
(, Tue 21 Aug 2012, 13:28, Reply)
This is a normal post but they're playing ALL of them

(, Tue 21 Aug 2012, 13:32, Reply)
This is a normal post Not all of them
For those who are tone deaf here's the notes.
E D C D E E E D D D E G G E D C D E E E E D D E D C
(, Tue 21 Aug 2012, 13:34, Reply)
This is a normal post Ah
it all makes sense now.
(, Tue 21 Aug 2012, 13:36, Reply)
This is a normal post Of course that's just the first bit that's in the key of C

(, Tue 21 Aug 2012, 13:39, Reply)
This is a normal post I thought they were playing in the key of S?

(, Tue 21 Aug 2012, 13:40, Reply)
This is a normal post Now you're just being silly.

(, Tue 21 Aug 2012, 13:40, Reply)
This is a normal post No it's a real key
www.youtube.com/watch?v=2gnADXzeSHc&t=3m5s
(, Tue 21 Aug 2012, 13:42, Reply)
This is a normal post Ah I forgot the work of electro-audio-musicologists

(, Tue 21 Aug 2012, 14:10, Reply)
This is a normal post Glad to see he changed instruments.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vms_6_TSQuc
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This is a normal post Wrong not at 4.07

(, Tue 21 Aug 2012, 17:06, Reply)
This is a link post Sinuous
you play game
(, Tue 21 Aug 2012, 13:09, Reply)
This is a normal post Game play you!
Like it but needs a tiny bit of debugging - You can hit the green dots and die because the invulnerability take a few milliseconds to kick in.
(, Tue 21 Aug 2012, 13:16, Reply)
This is a normal post I bet you've played it a few times though
didn't notice that bug, just staring and avoiding all the stuff. Eyes... hurting...blinking...not...an...option.
(, Tue 21 Aug 2012, 13:20, Reply)
This is a normal post True
I also got bleeding eyes after a while.
(, Tue 21 Aug 2012, 14:32, Reply)
This is a normal post I played game!

(, Tue 21 Aug 2012, 13:18, Reply)
This is a normal post You like you buy?

(, Tue 21 Aug 2012, 13:21, Reply)
This is a normal post I play you game, game good.

(, Tue 21 Aug 2012, 13:27, Reply)
This is a normal post Bit harsh
on the colourblind.
(, Tue 21 Aug 2012, 13:49, Reply)
This is a link post Just for balance.

(, Tue 21 Aug 2012, 13:04, Reply)
This is a normal post Wheeeeeeeeeeee!

(, Tue 21 Aug 2012, 16:40, Reply)
This is a normal post Yep!

(, Tue 21 Aug 2012, 16:50, Reply)
This is a normal post GAH!
Windows movie maker.
(, Tue 21 Aug 2012, 20:18, Reply)
This is a link post Leigh Bowery fans?
who'd have thunk it
(, Tue 21 Aug 2012, 13:04, Reply)
This is a link post It's getting a bit shouty down there
You should all relax. I felt very relaxed after reading the description of this software.
(, Tue 21 Aug 2012, 13:00, Reply)
This is a normal post
It is not an acronym, it's a motto!
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This is a normal post OI!!!!

(, Tue 21 Aug 2012, 13:06, Reply)
This is a normal post YOU THERE!!!

(, Tue 21 Aug 2012, 13:07, Reply)
This is a normal post READ MY SIG!

(, Tue 21 Aug 2012, 13:09, Reply)
This is a normal post :D
Thanks Skellytor!!!! :D
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This is a normal post x

(, Tue 21 Aug 2012, 16:55, Reply)
This is a normal post You have the same birthday as Jesus?
Happy birthday. Are you really old? I know that's not a nice question to ask a lady....


Gaz me the answer
(, Tue 21 Aug 2012, 13:11, Reply)
This is a normal post Happy happy happy birthdayyyyyyyyy!!!!

(, Tue 21 Aug 2012, 13:20, Reply)
This is a normal post thank you Herbs! :D

(, Tue 21 Aug 2012, 13:25, Reply)
This is a normal post Hippy bathday missus.

(, Tue 21 Aug 2012, 14:07, Reply)
This is a normal post :D

(, Tue 21 Aug 2012, 17:16, Reply)
This is a normal post Happy Nonternet Candles!

(, Tue 21 Aug 2012, 14:08, Reply)
This is a normal post thanks :)

(, Tue 21 Aug 2012, 17:14, Reply)
This is a link post Michael Jordan Illuminati.avi
Laugh if you want, when faced with the truth humans either laugh or cry.
(, Tue 21 Aug 2012, 12:53, Reply)
This is a normal post hahahahahahahahahaha!
wtf...hahahahahaha.
(, Tue 21 Aug 2012, 13:08, Reply)
This is a normal post well.
That sure is some relentless truth.
(, Tue 21 Aug 2012, 13:23, Reply)
This is a normal post Seems legit

(, Tue 21 Aug 2012, 13:32, Reply)
This is a normal post I think even the most loony of illuminati conspiracy theorists....
would think most of that a bit far fetched and tenuous.
(, Tue 21 Aug 2012, 13:56, Reply)
This is a normal post "And that's why it makes me sick to see little children holding their balls for Micheal to sign"
Hahahahaha

and also ha.
(, Tue 21 Aug 2012, 14:04, Reply)
This is a normal post Whoah

I'm going to start watching more basketball. This is fucked!
(, Tue 21 Aug 2012, 14:08, Reply)
This is a normal post What sickens me is
that this guy is probably earning way more than me with his stupid theories.
(, Tue 21 Aug 2012, 14:09, Reply)
This is a normal post man life would be fucking exhausting if you saw
this many connections with things and the devil and what not!
(, Tue 21 Aug 2012, 14:52, Reply)
This is a normal post hahaha!
this is comedy gold
(, Tue 21 Aug 2012, 15:29, Reply)
This is a normal post Scary!

(, Tue 21 Aug 2012, 16:44, Reply)
This is a normal post Haha, catheter!
That's so batshit mental
(, Tue 21 Aug 2012, 18:26, Reply)
This is a link post Tsunami Movie Trailer

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This is a normal post It will be a wash out.

(, Tue 21 Aug 2012, 13:10, Reply)
This is a normal post a damp squib

(, Tue 21 Aug 2012, 13:15, Reply)
This is a normal post Wave his career bye-bye

(, Tue 21 Aug 2012, 13:18, Reply)
This is a normal post At least it's not a shallow performance

(, Tue 21 Aug 2012, 13:20, Reply)
This is a normal post I'm tide of these jokes now.

(, Tue 21 Aug 2012, 13:25, Reply)
This is a normal post The acting is a bit wet

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This is a normal post I'll watch that later
Up to my eyeballs...
(, Tue 21 Aug 2012, 13:23, Reply)
This is a normal post Can you be a bit more pacific?

(, Tue 21 Aug 2012, 13:30, Reply)
This is a normal post I like how this film about a natural disaster in Asia...
... is focussed on a white, middle-class American family.
(, Tue 21 Aug 2012, 13:27, Reply)
This is a normal post i hope at least some of the proceeds are going towards something positive,
otherwise, this could be a very hurtful thing to see hollywood making some cash out of an event which only very recently happened and will have people who lost ones in it...

its a little bit grubby, but the effects look amazing...
(, Tue 21 Aug 2012, 13:53, Reply)
This is a normal post I didn't think this was a good trailer
Surely a trailer should tease you with information about the film, this one manages the set up, middle section and gives away the happy ending. Well, that's saved me the cost of a cinema visit though.
(, Tue 21 Aug 2012, 15:04, Reply)
This is a normal post And my motivation to see this is now, what exactly?
Another great example of the film industry (in general, not just Hollywood) seems completely focused on ruining the cinema experience by showing entire condensed movies via on-line and pre-credit trailers. This is bad, but not a patch on the pre-Prometheus trailer for the Amazing Spiderman which showed virtually the entire fucking film from start to finish, and a scene lasting for ten whole minutes. I thought i was in the wrong screening.

If i'm seeing a film for the first time, i don't want to know what to expect!!! That's the whole fucking point of paying £8 for the experience!!! FUUUUCK!!!!
(, Tue 21 Aug 2012, 15:46, Reply)
This is a normal post They all die in the end and it turns out that guy is actually his father.
Sorry.
(, Tue 21 Aug 2012, 16:07, Reply)
This is a normal post Its been 22.3 years already?

(, Tue 21 Aug 2012, 16:09, Reply)
This is a link post eh? 5#:music of off of the internet (fairly sweary) NSFW I made this!
more music taken of off of the internet and mixed together. Full mix available at ramp-shows.blogspot.co.uk/
(, Tue 21 Aug 2012, 12:11, Reply)
This is a normal post if i ever met you in real life,
i would need to stand on a box and look down, just to make sure it was you...

xxx
(, Tue 21 Aug 2012, 12:24, Reply)
This is a normal post Haha!! So true.

(, Tue 21 Aug 2012, 12:30, Reply)
This is a normal post
The height that I am you may not actually need the box ;0)
(, Tue 21 Aug 2012, 12:56, Reply)
This is a normal post Identical hand twin!

(, Tue 21 Aug 2012, 12:34, Reply)
This is a normal post Seriously Joey, give it up!

(, Tue 21 Aug 2012, 12:43, Reply)
This is a normal post Nice!
but needs more whipping your cock out and pissing all over the floor in a public place.
(, Tue 21 Aug 2012, 12:34, Reply)
This is a normal post Steady.

(, Tue 21 Aug 2012, 12:38, Reply)
This is a normal post
that would add an extra dimension to my work but I cant "go" when I think people are watching ;0)
(, Tue 21 Aug 2012, 13:04, Reply)
This is a link post Dark cat comic from the nine lives of Garfield book
The suffocating cat and the dark cat comic below reminded me of this
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This is a normal post I think I still have that book up in the attic, must check!
The end is scary, but the guy who put it up on the site has made the error of putting every page under the last, like a column, ruining the effect of the final double-spread (grandmother on left side, cat on right).
(, Tue 21 Aug 2012, 12:18, Reply)
This is a normal post Coo
Never seen this before. V nice.
(, Tue 21 Aug 2012, 12:19, Reply)
This is a normal post Jesus.
I vaguely remember watching the feature length The 9 lives of Garfield when I was a kid. It must have been very loosely based on the book, cos I don't remember any paranormal homicidal lives...
EDIT: It's on youtube! www.youtube.com/watch?v=Clj3CoOwFDA
ANOTHER EDIT: It's a bit shit.
(, Tue 21 Aug 2012, 12:55, Reply)
This is a link post San Diego Fireworks 2012 Gone wrong
fireworks display "gone wrong" in San Diego, California, where the cities annual display meant to last close to 20 minutes -- was ignited and exploded all at once.
Might want to turn those speakers down

This one from a distance
www.youtube.com/watch?v=JuJHfkXEI-o
(, Tue 21 Aug 2012, 11:41, Reply)
This is a normal post more and more of these
"they all went off at once events" keep happening... isn't this just now the new show they do... hey it mistakenly all went up at once, silly us... record and upload to youtube... for you 75 dollars in ad revenue!

probably not... but I'm just saying a few of these have happened now...

dons tin foil hat, cuts head.
(, Tue 21 Aug 2012, 11:43, Reply)
This is a normal post Part of me was thinking that you could hide a lot of fireworks in that.
Say you've paid 2 million for a display and this happens.
Fireworks company apologises and only charges 1 million when only a few tens of thousands of pounds worth are actually used.

I've known someone that put on large scale fireworks displays like this and it beggers belief that this can happen knowing what kind of fail safes are in place.
(, Tue 21 Aug 2012, 12:14, Reply)
This is a normal post boom
we have our motive... so i'm taking donations for the 2012 b3ta firework show...
(, Tue 21 Aug 2012, 12:15, Reply)
This is a normal post Can I help make some?
I have experience.

vimeo.com/253239

vimeo.com/4419474


SEE!
(, Tue 21 Aug 2012, 12:53, Reply)
This is a normal post That's some pretty irresponsible stuff right there.
Saying that as a kid we used to gaffertape airbombs with a waterproof fuses to bricks and put them in buckets of water.

Big bada boom.
(, Tue 21 Aug 2012, 13:31, Reply)
This is a normal post That is great fun! When I was about ten I brought back a bin bag full of bangers on the ferry
(minus the ones I lit and threw over the side whilst shouting ICEBERG!) customs pulled us and asked if we had anything to declare. I showed them my bin bag full of explosives. They just laughed. The above films were made whilst very drunk from the night before on a sunday morning. I have very tolerant neighbours.
(, Tue 21 Aug 2012, 16:54, Reply)
This is a normal post i fully endorse this
complete lack of regard for health and saftey! :)
(, Tue 21 Aug 2012, 15:35, Reply)
This is a normal post $75 (or however much)
Hmm... not really worth the likely resulting loss of business from publicly appearing to be rather incompetent, is it?
(, Tue 21 Aug 2012, 13:52, Reply)
This is a normal post Hell yes!

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This is a link post Shirtless man mudslide surprise NSFW
at V Festival

(I apologise for the crudeness of this post)
(, Tue 21 Aug 2012, 11:10, Reply)
This is a normal post I was on the verge of posting this

(, Tue 21 Aug 2012, 11:11, Reply)
This is a normal post hahahahahahahahaha
*breathes*
hahahahahaaa

Deleted post below as my reply was misunderstood and I'm sick of insults. Sorry if I offended anyone. Bye.
(, Tue 21 Aug 2012, 11:15, Reply)
This is a normal post dont delete the post...
you made a mistake... just roll with it...

fuck we've all said stupid stuff and got a b3ta whooping...christ your not doing yourself any favours

EDIT: and besides... people may well agree with you... and totally disagree with me... its happen before it'll happen again!
(, Tue 21 Aug 2012, 11:55, Reply)
This is a normal post And neither are you.

(, Tue 21 Aug 2012, 12:00, Reply)
This is a normal post yeah but that my modus operandi...
its not out of character for me.
(, Tue 21 Aug 2012, 12:01, Reply)
This is a normal post So calling people a dickhead is your MO - kind of says a lot about what type of person you are.
She was making a reasonable comment, you over reacted. She deleted the comment. Can't you just leave it at that instead of harassing her?

EDIT: This isn't about who's right and who's wrong it about being respectful to people when she had not said anything that would cause such an inflammatory response.
(, Tue 21 Aug 2012, 12:04, Reply)
This is a normal post That was not a reasonable comment it was a stupid comment,
people get rinsed for that all the time why is t0ria an exception?
(, Tue 21 Aug 2012, 12:05, Reply)
This is a normal post But men do piss in public places and just as public as a concert.
I'm not saying anything to say that the girl in the video was correct to crouch down a piss in the mud but it happens. So in that respect Toria was correct.
(, Tue 21 Aug 2012, 12:09, Reply)
This is a normal post are you a retard too?
my post was thus "why is that women pissing in the crowd" because it is a woman pissing in the crowd...

by bringing the discussion to the subject of gender, you are making this about men and women...assuming that i was making a statement about women, when i was referring to the behaviour of one woman... to do so i believe is quite sexist...

no this was a discussion quite clearly (as none else misunderstood) about how wrong it is for a human being to piss in public... no one else misunderstood that...
(, Tue 21 Aug 2012, 12:12, Reply)
This is a normal post You're a cock - end of discussion.
I'm not going to be dragged down to your level.
(, Tue 21 Aug 2012, 12:15, Reply)
This is a normal post
www.youtube.com/watch?v=YPIsTKpAoE4
(, Tue 21 Aug 2012, 12:16, Reply)
This is a normal post But he wasn't making a point that men don't, he said "why the fuck is that woman pissing in the crowd",
was he supposed to refer to her as 'it'?

EDIT: Also how does the comment "Oh so men don't do it, do they" not imply she's accusing Darwin of sexism?
(, Tue 21 Aug 2012, 12:16, Reply)
This is a normal post This isn't about the semantics of the discussion but the way DD barges in and calls her a dickhead
that was not called for, nor can it be justified by a presumed slight of sexism which is entered inferred by DD rather than Toria. Nonetheless, it's the manner in which you debate points that say a lot about the type of person you are. Inferring I'm a retard and Toria is a dickhead. lovely.
(, Tue 21 Aug 2012, 12:22, Reply)
This is a normal post Sorry but some of that makes no sense,'presumed sleight' and 'entered inferred' are nonsense.
But still maybe it was a a bit uncalled for but you're on b3ta, you're going to get called a cunt and a twat. And presumed sexism is out of the question, she called him out on it in a post that was completely free of it, she should have just apologised instead of throwing a strop and having a passive aggressive change of sig.
(, Tue 21 Aug 2012, 12:30, Reply)
This is a normal post I don't accept that because we are b3ta that's an excuse for rudeness

(, Tue 21 Aug 2012, 12:33, Reply)
This is a normal post shut it you

(, Tue 21 Aug 2012, 13:20, Reply)
This is a normal post I like Torias new sig.
Jus'sayin
(, Tue 21 Aug 2012, 12:39, Reply)
This is a normal post it was not a reasonable comment that she made...
as the other 7 or so posters who highlighted its stupidity....

yeah i'll call someone a dickhead if they say something stupid, that also insinuates that my post was sexist...

how is harassing pointing out that we don't delete posts?
(, Tue 21 Aug 2012, 12:07, Reply)
This is a normal post Toria didn't imply you was being sexist - only that men also piss in public places like doorways of shops etc.

(, Tue 21 Aug 2012, 12:11, Reply)
This is a normal post I don't know if you have a penis or not but the general Etiquette is to piss against something not just let it flow into the wind.
Like when I was a teen I got high on shrooms and had a glorious piss against the front door of the freemasions grand lodge in London.

*prouds*
(, Tue 21 Aug 2012, 12:22, Reply)
This is a normal post *high fives*

(, Tue 21 Aug 2012, 12:23, Reply)
This is a normal post You know all to well I don't have a penis and once again the point is the way DD refers to Toria as a dickhead
rather than the semantics of what was said or what was inferred.
(, Tue 21 Aug 2012, 12:24, Reply)
This is a normal post Actually I didn't know were male, female or miscellaneous.
I was pointing out that there's levels of pissing in public and she was way outside the norms.

Women piss in public at fests too but they find handy bushes to water.

Men have trees women have bushes.
That is the etiquette.

Just voiding your bladder in the middle of a crowd is beyond accepted social norms.
(, Tue 21 Aug 2012, 12:28, Reply)
This is a normal post You have been on b3ta long enough to know I'm a woman!
and that my common-law husband died just last year - thank you!

And it not about the pissing in public - it's about the way DD speaks to my friend Toria (who is also a female in case you were struggling). It was bang out of order to call her a dickhead and bang out of order to imply I must be retarded because I don;t agree with him. So I played his game and called him a cock! End of discussion
(, Tue 21 Aug 2012, 12:34, Reply)
This is a normal post Ok first up
No I had no idea, people don't go round here wearing id badges.
If a poster is a man or woman is of no reliance most times.

Second...
Whilst i'm sorry to hear about your husband it's not something I brought up. So to imply a slight against you from me because of it is unfair.

I'll leave you to the rest of this thread because i'm not touching it with a 10 foot barge pole.
(, Tue 21 Aug 2012, 12:42, Reply)
This is a normal post That's the second "End of Discussion" we've had in the last 10 mins
Can you guys just agree that girls and boys should piss under bushes or against walls, respectively, so we can get back on with the serious business of posting links and funny banter?
(, Tue 21 Aug 2012, 12:43, Reply)
This is a normal post YOYOYO OLI's IN DA HOUSE!!!!!
Although I think outdoor mictuation is thoroughly acceptable, publicly pissing in the middle of a crowd is a bit extreme, if a guy stood in the midst of hundreds of people in the middle of a field and got his winkwonk out and pissed it would be deemed unnacceptable. Similarly a woman pissing in the middle of a crowd isn't nice, it's a bit grubby TBH. OLI!!! 'sup?
(, Tue 21 Aug 2012, 12:48, Reply)
This is a normal post Yo Skelmeister! S'up, homie?
Yeah, I'm good. I know I'm good because I'm not covered in mud and someone else's piss. It's just not my thing any more, and I'm good with that now.

How's your Monday going?
(, Tue 21 Aug 2012, 13:05, Reply)
This is a normal post This panicked me, then baffled me, then I realised it's Tuesday.

(, Tue 21 Aug 2012, 14:18, Reply)
This is a normal post He just likes to be different.

(, Tue 21 Aug 2012, 14:19, Reply)
This is a normal post This is the most heated argument
I have ever seen about weeing etiquette.
(, Tue 21 Aug 2012, 12:50, Reply)
This is a normal post One of my mates got drunk once and pissed on my TV.

(, Tue 21 Aug 2012, 12:56, Reply)
This is a normal post A drunk young lady pissed on my rug once too
Many moons ago...
(, Tue 21 Aug 2012, 12:58, Reply)
This is a normal post How much did you pay her?

(, Tue 21 Aug 2012, 13:00, Reply)
This is a normal post Only cost a bottle of vodka and a pack of smokes

(, Tue 21 Aug 2012, 13:07, Reply)
This is a normal post Oh dear.
I wouldn't know what to do at all. I mean, do you whip it off there and rinse it under the kitchen tap or rush to the bedroom to see if you've a spare?
(, Tue 21 Aug 2012, 13:03, Reply)
This is a normal post I threw it out the window
It was rank. I think it might still be stuck in the hedge to this day....
(, Tue 21 Aug 2012, 13:04, Reply)
This is a normal post why the fuck
was that woman just pissing in the mud? fucking wrong-un
(, Tue 21 Aug 2012, 11:15, Reply)
This is a normal post ^this^

(, Tue 21 Aug 2012, 11:17, Reply)
This is a normal post Lucky it was just a golden shower
He could have got scatted right up...
(, Tue 21 Aug 2012, 11:18, Reply)
This is a normal post He looks like he has been

(, Tue 21 Aug 2012, 11:26, Reply)
This is a normal post Ours is not to question why.
Ours is but to dew and slide.
(, Tue 21 Aug 2012, 11:29, Reply)
This is a normal post Regardless of how the wee ended up on the face, it's still hilarious.
Because he got wee on his face.

but yeah, peeing in a huge opening in the crowd? wtf. Only cattle do that
(, Tue 21 Aug 2012, 11:50, Reply)
This is a normal post I like the top comment.
'Why are people calling V Festival a 'music festival? It's not a music festival it's a bunch of cunts in a field.'

And how.
(, Tue 21 Aug 2012, 11:51, Reply)
This is a normal post That's how I feel about T in The Park
It is like being stuck in an incredibly shit pub, full of tossers you would swerve like hyper-thrush, who throw piss cups around, stab each other and drink the worlds worst lager.

With good music.
(, Tue 21 Aug 2012, 20:17, Reply)
This is a normal post What a pisser.

(, Tue 21 Aug 2012, 11:58, Reply)
This is a normal post if you slide along the floor at a festival
ur-ine trouble.
(, Tue 21 Aug 2012, 12:03, Reply)
This is a normal post You absolute cunt.

(, Tue 21 Aug 2012, 12:10, Reply)
This is a normal post i'm a racist too

(, Tue 21 Aug 2012, 12:13, Reply)
This is a normal post AND A SEXIST.
YOU HORRIBLE SEXIST.
(, Tue 21 Aug 2012, 12:35, Reply)
This is a normal post you think I'm sexy?
i think your sexy too.

*adjusts hearing aids*
(, Tue 21 Aug 2012, 12:36, Reply)
This is a normal post Those aren't hearing aids!!!!

(, Tue 21 Aug 2012, 12:43, Reply)
This is a normal post your right...
its just regular aids.
(, Tue 21 Aug 2012, 12:44, Reply)
This is a normal post Oh thank god for that, I thought it was cat AIDS for a minute.

(, Tue 21 Aug 2012, 12:50, Reply)
This is a normal post I was just about to post this.
Mindpiss. In more ways than one.
(, Tue 21 Aug 2012, 12:04, Reply)
This is a normal post Wait...is she having a PISS?
In front of everyone? What a dirty fucking smelly tramp. At least find a tree to go behind or something. Disgusting.
(, Tue 21 Aug 2012, 12:19, Reply)
This is a normal post Oh, I didn't read the shitstorm above.
Or piss-storm even.
(, Tue 21 Aug 2012, 12:21, Reply)
This is a normal post Careful you're being sexist!

(, Tue 21 Aug 2012, 12:22, Reply)
This is a normal post You're in trouble now

(, Tue 21 Aug 2012, 12:23, Reply)
This is a normal post I stand by my previous comment
and also add this one:

How fucking dare she pull her fudgie grundies down in public and expose her rancid arse and fanny to all and sundry before pissing like a diabetic horse?

I sincerely hope her flaps fall off, the dirty, skanky, stinky, pissy bitch-hippy.
(, Tue 21 Aug 2012, 12:35, Reply)
This is a normal post "fudgie grundies"
lol
(, Tue 21 Aug 2012, 13:11, Reply)
This is a normal post UH OH!

(, Tue 21 Aug 2012, 12:32, Reply)
This is a normal post Oh you're for it now.

(, Tue 21 Aug 2012, 12:33, Reply)
This is a normal post I've been to V twice.
The ladies toilets are always a massive cock up. Luckily i'm not a lady.
(, Tue 21 Aug 2012, 13:06, Reply)
This is a normal post They should have put toilets instead

(, Tue 21 Aug 2012, 20:18, Reply)
This is a link post I misspoke. What I meant to say is I am dumb as dog shit...
Well done to The Onion.
(, Tue 21 Aug 2012, 10:46, Reply)
This is a normal post I've only just read about this guy and what he said, in summary: he's fucking mental.

(, Tue 21 Aug 2012, 10:55, Reply)
This is a normal post Just a bit dim, I think,
which is unfortunately the big flaw with democracy.
(, Tue 21 Aug 2012, 11:00, Reply)
This is a normal post A bit dim? Only a bit?

(, Tue 21 Aug 2012, 11:07, Reply)
This is a normal post yeah i mean imagine wading into an argument all guns blazing
only to find out you know nothing about what you arguing....
(, Tue 21 Aug 2012, 11:16, Reply)
This is a normal post same as all his followers/voters
who seem to get all their facts from extremist Christian websites like this one:
www.christianliferesources.com/article/rape-pregnancies-are-rare-461
(, Tue 21 Aug 2012, 11:02, Reply)
This is a normal post Remember, if it doesn't say "Christian" on it,
it's not a legitimate Christian opinion.

I'd like to see some proper stats on this, but the irrelevance of it all is simply stunning. Even by their own admission, it sometimes happens, however rare... so when it does... then what?
(, Tue 21 Aug 2012, 11:08, Reply)
This is a normal post 5% of rapes result in pregnancy
32,101 rape related pregnancies reported in the US each year (estimated)

www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pubmed/8765248
(, Tue 21 Aug 2012, 11:13, Reply)
This is a normal post By comparison
the chance of getting pregnant deliberately (no birth control, both healthy, some Barry White on in the background, ticking all the boxes to get it right) goes from 0% on day 2 of ovulation to 9% on day 13 and then back down again.
(, Tue 21 Aug 2012, 11:36, Reply)
This is a normal post *scribbles furiously on notepad*
So according to this and if I understand my GCSE biology, 95% of rapes occur just after menstruation?
(, Tue 21 Aug 2012, 11:52, Reply)
This is a normal post You know that moment when you think your day can't get any worse and then it does?

(, Tue 21 Aug 2012, 11:09, Reply)
This is a normal post The really worrying thing
is that he is on the house Science and Technology committee, science clearly not including biology.
(, Tue 21 Aug 2012, 11:06, Reply)
This is a normal post it's always best to have deeply religious people deciding what's what in science

(, Tue 21 Aug 2012, 11:13, Reply)
This is a normal post
The really worrying thing is that he is on the house Science and Technology committee, science clearly not including biology exists.
(, Tue 21 Aug 2012, 11:14, Reply)
This is a normal post Waht
and indeed
ThaFuck?

Really? Bloody hell it's bad enough that he's been elected.
(, Tue 21 Aug 2012, 13:36, Reply)
This is a normal post Ahahaha love the onion,
can't believe he's still defending his statement.
(, Tue 21 Aug 2012, 11:54, Reply)
This is a normal post I would derive great pleasure from kicking him in the face.

(, Tue 21 Aug 2012, 12:37, Reply)
This is a normal post Nice.
But this is rather funnier and closer to the bone for me.
(, Tue 21 Aug 2012, 13:31, Reply)
This is a normal post Harsh

(, Tue 21 Aug 2012, 14:22, Reply)
This is a normal post what i dont get.....
is why he is being told to resign rather than his political party just sacking him for being a cunt?

this happens all the time, somebody does something they should be sacked for, they get told to resign, theres a big shit storm, sometimes the right thing happens, sometimes it doesnt. id be happier if somebody at the top just did it, go on, sack him. nobody is gonna stick up for him, so just do it.
(, Tue 21 Aug 2012, 15:46, Reply)
This is a link post Well that didn't take long
Although this 'meme' feels a bit...forced.
(, Tue 21 Aug 2012, 10:33, Reply)
This is a normal post It isn't rape if you shout surprise.
I've found the door, thanks.
(, Tue 21 Aug 2012, 11:23, Reply)
This is a link post Paranormal magic flea circus
Master magician Chuck Caputo. He's a master of magic...
(, Tue 21 Aug 2012, 10:24, Reply)
This is a normal post I see his problem
He needs a current celebrity to help him with his tricks like that sack of shit TV show The Magicians.

Magic is aces, though. I'm tempted to take up smoking just so I can learn how to do this www.youtube.com/watch?v=l_nGL9thTHU
(, Tue 21 Aug 2012, 10:35, Reply)
This is a normal post Nice sleight of hand skills there

(, Tue 21 Aug 2012, 10:42, Reply)
This is a normal post Tom Mullica is better.
Edit - Good news too, you're no longer bottom of the league :)
(, Tue 21 Aug 2012, 10:56, Reply)
This is a normal post Oh right! How did that happen? Perhaps I had some good Everton players in my team.

(, Tue 21 Aug 2012, 11:03, Reply)
This is a normal post He maybe a master of magic but
Was he using a BBC Micro for his video editing?!?!?!?
(, Tue 21 Aug 2012, 10:57, Reply)
This is a link post The Huffington Post with a possibly misjudged headline/picture combo...


EDIT: Now with less gargantuan Cruiser pic.

Also, it has since been changed: www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/08/20/tom-cruise-tony-scott-visionary_n_1813353.html?utm_hp_ref=uk-entertainment
(, Tue 21 Aug 2012, 10:07, Reply)
This is a normal post BIGGER

(, Tue 21 Aug 2012, 10:08, Reply)
This is a normal post Erm,
technical difficulties :)
(, Tue 21 Aug 2012, 10:10, Reply)
This is a normal post
TCaC.
(, Tue 21 Aug 2012, 10:13, Reply)
This is a normal post Now every visit to /links
is taken up by Tom Cruises big stupid face
(, Tue 21 Aug 2012, 10:17, Reply)
This is a normal post Rectified... Now with small, stupid face.
Copied and pasted the wrong code, and walked off unawares... Forgiveness?
(, Tue 21 Aug 2012, 10:20, Reply)
This is a normal post Aww thanks
Com'ere you big lumux

*hugs*
(, Tue 21 Aug 2012, 10:24, Reply)
This is a normal post Shucks!

(, Tue 21 Aug 2012, 10:27, Reply)
This is a normal post

(, Tue 21 Aug 2012, 10:25, Reply)
This is a normal post

(, Tue 21 Aug 2012, 10:27, Reply)
This is a normal post Hella' Rapey.

(, Tue 21 Aug 2012, 10:27, Reply)
This is a normal post

(, Tue 21 Aug 2012, 10:28, Reply)
This is a normal post Well that's my night terrors sorted tonight

(, Tue 21 Aug 2012, 10:32, Reply)
This is a normal post We'll see about that.

(, Tue 21 Aug 2012, 10:37, Reply)
This is a normal post

(, Tue 21 Aug 2012, 11:59, Reply)
This is a normal post stuff of nightmares!!!

(, Tue 21 Aug 2012, 13:00, Reply)
This is a normal post

(, Tue 21 Aug 2012, 10:41, Reply)
This is a normal post
mave prick
(, Tue 21 Aug 2012, 10:49, Reply)
This is a normal post


Sorry, had to do it
(, Tue 21 Aug 2012, 11:08, Reply)
This is a normal post His eyes burn through my soul...
Furthermore, lol
(, Tue 21 Aug 2012, 10:28, Reply)
This is a normal post Way to go Tom!

(, Tue 21 Aug 2012, 10:18, Reply)
This is a normal post Smaller!

(, Tue 21 Aug 2012, 10:26, Reply)
This is a link post Guess who is 40 Today!

(, Tue 21 Aug 2012, 9:15, Reply)
This is a normal post Is it Jesus?

(, Tue 21 Aug 2012, 9:22, Reply)
This is a normal post damn, you beat me to it

(, Tue 21 Aug 2012, 9:27, Reply)
This is a normal post The Copernicus Satellite's Orbit.

(, Tue 21 Aug 2012, 9:23, Reply)
This is a normal post Your Nan?

(, Tue 21 Aug 2012, 9:31, Reply)
This is a normal post The GC?

(, Tue 21 Aug 2012, 9:33, Reply)
This is a normal post Brittany Spears?

(, Tue 21 Aug 2012, 9:39, Reply)
This is a normal post The Hoff?
It's The Hoff isn't it? Yeah, i knew it was.
(, Tue 21 Aug 2012, 9:59, Reply)
This is a normal post they've all still got their looks

(, Tue 21 Aug 2012, 10:04, Reply)
This is a normal post Pure Class
End of !! : )
(, Tue 21 Aug 2012, 10:05, Reply)
This is a normal post When will we see an 'end of' the phrase 'end of'?

(, Tue 21 Aug 2012, 10:12, Reply)
This is a normal post Here you go:
"story."
(, Tue 21 Aug 2012, 10:14, Reply)
This is a normal post Nuff's Head.

(, Tue 21 Aug 2012, 10:17, Reply)
This is a normal post End Off.

(, Tue 21 Aug 2012, 10:20, Reply)
This is a normal post Ef ond

(, Tue 21 Aug 2012, 12:54, Reply)
This is a normal post :D

(, Tue 21 Aug 2012, 14:08, Reply)

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