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One of my favorite videos of all time
The music is particularly endearing. I found around the time it was released. I hope you's enjoy it as much as I do :D
Edit: Changed embedded URL
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dazbrilliantwhites has been meaning to change this..., Tue 21 Aug 2012, 14:23,
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Anywhere else i can view it? It's asking for plug-ins that i can't download here.
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Dawn Of The Bread $$$$ E-THUG 4 LIFE - THAT'S HOW I SCROLL $$$$, Tue 21 Aug 2012, 15:24,
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unfortunately no.
have searched everywhere for a copy.
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dazbrilliantwhites has been meaning to change this..., Tue 21 Aug 2012, 15:30,
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Never mind, hopefully be able to check it out another time, i'll save the link, thanks.
Eidt: Nice and clicked.
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Dawn Of The Bread $$$$ E-THUG 4 LIFE - THAT'S HOW I SCROLL $$$$, Tue 21 Aug 2012, 15:43,
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It's available
here!
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Happosai _,,,,_(O ; o)_,,,, Tue 21 Aug 2012, 16:20,
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Ah, thank you.
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Dawn Of The Bread $$$$ E-THUG 4 LIFE - THAT'S HOW I SCROLL $$$$, Tue 21 Aug 2012, 16:27,
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Excellent
Thanks a mil!
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dazbrilliantwhites has been meaning to change this..., Tue 21 Aug 2012, 17:12,
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Country Man at The Tate
Buxton being brill again :)
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Leemondus, Tue 21 Aug 2012, 14:21,
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:D
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Dawn Of The Bread $$$$ E-THUG 4 LIFE - THAT'S HOW I SCROLL $$$$, Tue 21 Aug 2012, 14:38,
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Briliant as always
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Sheriff John Bunnell https://twitter.com/thewonderfulgam, Tue 21 Aug 2012, 15:49,
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He's ace!
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Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Tue 21 Aug 2012, 17:50,
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I'm normally a fan of Buxton
but that didn't even raise a smile.
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Varmint, Tue 21 Aug 2012, 20:08,
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Glass mouse
Just because it always makes me grin muchly, thanks to Fadge for making me think of it :-)
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MrOli is ugly, but in the morning you will be sober, Tue 21 Aug 2012, 13:59,
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Catchy
And odd.
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Turquoise Hexagon Sun has just dropped acid on, Tue 21 Aug 2012, 14:11,
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Yay!
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Fadgebadger Sweaty sumo wanks for everyone!, Tue 21 Aug 2012, 14:12,
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Great Video!
Grideo.
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A!. touching Shatner's Bassoon., Tue 21 Aug 2012, 14:15,
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Thanks MrOli,
ThaMrOli
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rogers nelson is the unexpected item in your bagging area, Tue 21 Aug 2012, 14:28,
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Top tune
The follow up single
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six50, Tue 21 Aug 2012, 14:32,
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hahaha!
Very, very, VERY silly :-)
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MrOli is ugly, but in the morning you will be sober, Tue 21 Aug 2012, 14:40,
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thats great! :D
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miss fortunate last posted ages ago, Tue 21 Aug 2012, 14:35,
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and let's not forget...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=nyd1XzGMxOQ
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swank, Tue 21 Aug 2012, 15:08,
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Oooh, that's a bit special!
Cheers! :-)
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MrOli is ugly, but in the morning you will be sober, Tue 21 Aug 2012, 16:21,
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This is one of the most amazingly hypnotic videos I've ever seen.
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Turquoise Hexagon Sun has just dropped acid on, Tue 21 Aug 2012, 17:17,
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thanks it was burning my head out where i'd heard that tune before
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Scienti read a strong opinion on the internet on, Tue 21 Aug 2012, 17:24,
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That is completely fantastic
*Downloaded*
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Octo I ruin everything., Tue 21 Aug 2012, 20:11,
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Hilarious forum post of Bass players' self portraits
If you play a bass that has more than four strings, or is fretless, or you spend your evenings learning bass scales, you might enjoy this photo set.
If you're like me though, and are more of a fan of the traditional four-string bass type, you'll find these portraits of jazz-hatted, long-haired, prog loving douchey bass players pulling awkward facial expressions while holding their phallic, 12-string, bass monstrosities... rather funny.
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brazzin, Tue 21 Aug 2012, 13:32,
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Hilarious?
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taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Tue 21 Aug 2012, 13:35,
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ok your mileage may vary
i thought it was pretty funny
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brazzin, Tue 21 Aug 2012, 13:38,
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Well I liked it
There are indeed a few daft looking people in there.
And the guy with a 7 string bass? Really? Why? Even on a guitar I think seven strings is a bit much.
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SnowyTheWereRabbit the Leporid from Hell, Tue 21 Aug 2012, 13:42,
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I like my 5-string fretless :)
Although it is showing it's age a little...
And yeah...those just appear to be pictures of bass guitarists. I was expecting more of this kind of thing
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Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...", Tue 21 Aug 2012, 14:06,
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Is that Blue Steel?
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Lord Keeps meaning to procrastinate., Tue 21 Aug 2012, 14:43,
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Hahah!
That's MAGNUM bitch :P
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Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...", Tue 21 Aug 2012, 15:17,
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I'll be seeing him at Wembley next month
Fat Swedish prick
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Two Hats 🎩🎩, Tue 21 Aug 2012, 15:01,
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I presume Arena
rather than Stadium (the spaniel-haired fret-troubling wanker)?
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SnowyTheWereRabbit the Leporid from Hell, Tue 21 Aug 2012, 15:06,
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One of many reasons
I just stand and play. Stupid facial expressions do not a great bassist make.
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RobDonkey, Tue 21 Aug 2012, 15:25,
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I look really bored when I'm playing
Some stupid expressions might make me look like I'm enjoying it
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Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...", Tue 21 Aug 2012, 15:45,
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Too many times I shouted "Twat!" at the screen
I know I'm not good enough yet to play while wearing sunglasses, hat, rock-on snarl - and think I can get away with it.
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Varmint, Tue 21 Aug 2012, 23:37,
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Improvisation
I think.... 3 Instruments, 9 minutes of mayhem
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Fadgebadger Sweaty sumo wanks for everyone!, Tue 21 Aug 2012, 13:13,
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You've got to listen to the notes they're not playing.
All makes sense then.
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Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Tue 21 Aug 2012, 13:28,
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but they're playing ALL of them
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Not all of them
For those who are tone deaf here's the notes.
E D C D E E E D D D E G G E D C D E E E E D D E D C
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Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Tue 21 Aug 2012, 13:34,
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Ah
it all makes sense now.
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Of course that's just the first bit that's in the key of C
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Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Tue 21 Aug 2012, 13:39,
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I thought they were playing in the key of S?
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Fadgebadger Sweaty sumo wanks for everyone!, Tue 21 Aug 2012, 13:40,
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Now you're just being silly.
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Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Tue 21 Aug 2012, 13:40,
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No it's a real key
www.youtube.com/watch?v=2gnADXzeSHc&t=3m5s
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Fadgebadger Sweaty sumo wanks for everyone!, Tue 21 Aug 2012, 13:42,
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Ah I forgot the work of electro-audio-musicologists
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Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Tue 21 Aug 2012, 14:10,
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Glad to see he changed instruments.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vms_6_TSQuc
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Paper 'n Pencil Thirst is excellent, even better than I hoped, Tue 21 Aug 2012, 13:41,
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Wrong not at 4.07
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Smale is stuffed, Tue 21 Aug 2012, 17:06,
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Sinuous
you play game
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--- ---, Tue 21 Aug 2012, 13:09,
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Game play you!
Like it but needs a tiny bit of debugging - You can hit the green dots and die because the invulnerability take a few milliseconds to kick in.
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DinivanX Has stinging piss after drinking Pact Coffee, Tue 21 Aug 2012, 13:16,
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I bet you've played it a few times though
didn't notice that bug, just staring and avoiding all the stuff. Eyes... hurting...blinking...not...an...option.
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True
I also got bleeding eyes after a while.
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DinivanX Has stinging piss after drinking Pact Coffee, Tue 21 Aug 2012, 14:32,
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I played game!
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Ol' Ginger Bastard a role model for the children, Tue 21 Aug 2012, 13:18,
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You like you buy?
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I play you game, game good.
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Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Tue 21 Aug 2012, 13:27,
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Bit harsh
on the colourblind.
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SnowyTheWereRabbit the Leporid from Hell, Tue 21 Aug 2012, 13:49,
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Just for balance.
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skeltonator Needs some new daps., Tue 21 Aug 2012, 13:04,
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Wheeeeeeeeeeee!
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CloneRanger is horribly overpriced on, Tue 21 Aug 2012, 16:40,
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Yep!
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skeltonator Needs some new daps., Tue 21 Aug 2012, 16:50,
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GAH!
Windows movie maker.
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Black Moon Not cracked, I'm all up to be., Tue 21 Aug 2012, 20:18,
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Leigh Bowery fans?
who'd have thunk it
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Ol' Ginger Bastard a role model for the children, Tue 21 Aug 2012, 13:04,
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It's getting a bit shouty down there
You should all relax. I felt very relaxed after reading the description of this software.
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Fadgebadger Sweaty sumo wanks for everyone!, Tue 21 Aug 2012, 13:00,
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It is not an acronym, it's a motto!
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miss fortunate last posted ages ago, Tue 21 Aug 2012, 13:03,
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OI!!!!
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skeltonator Needs some new daps., Tue 21 Aug 2012, 13:06,
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YOU THERE!!!
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skeltonator Needs some new daps., Tue 21 Aug 2012, 13:07,
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READ MY SIG!
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skeltonator Needs some new daps., Tue 21 Aug 2012, 13:09,
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:D
Thanks Skellytor!!!! :D
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miss fortunate last posted ages ago, Tue 21 Aug 2012, 13:10,
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x
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skeltonator Needs some new daps., Tue 21 Aug 2012, 16:55,
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You have the same birthday as Jesus?
Happy birthday. Are you really old? I know that's not a nice question to ask a lady....
Gaz me the answer
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Fadgebadger Sweaty sumo wanks for everyone!, Tue 21 Aug 2012, 13:11,
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Happy happy happy birthdayyyyyyyyy!!!!
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Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver I have very beautiful lips, Tue 21 Aug 2012, 13:20,
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thank you Herbs! :D
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miss fortunate last posted ages ago, Tue 21 Aug 2012, 13:25,
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Hippy bathday missus.
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Pig Bodine., Tue 21 Aug 2012, 14:07,
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:D
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miss fortunate last posted ages ago, Tue 21 Aug 2012, 17:16,
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Happy Nonternet Candles!
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Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...", Tue 21 Aug 2012, 14:08,
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thanks :)
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miss fortunate last posted ages ago, Tue 21 Aug 2012, 17:14,
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Michael Jordan Illuminati.avi
Laugh if you want, when faced with the truth humans either laugh or cry.
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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 21 Aug 2012, 12:53,
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hahahahahahahahahaha!
wtf...hahahahahaha.
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miss fortunate last posted ages ago, Tue 21 Aug 2012, 13:08,
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well.
That sure is some relentless truth.
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zacherynuk @echo off, Tue 21 Aug 2012, 13:23,
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Seems legit
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Chilli Heatwave ,shit, Tue 21 Aug 2012, 13:32,
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I think even the most loony of illuminati conspiracy theorists....
would think most of that a bit far fetched and tenuous.
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Super Grover Time machine..?I haven't invented any time machine, Tue 21 Aug 2012, 13:56,
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"And that's why it makes me sick to see little children holding their balls for Micheal to sign"
Hahahahaha
and also ha.
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Leemondus, Tue 21 Aug 2012, 14:04,
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Whoah
I'm going to start watching more basketball. This is fucked!
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Turquoise Hexagon Sun has just dropped acid on, Tue 21 Aug 2012, 14:08,
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What sickens me is
that this guy is probably earning way more than me with his stupid theories.
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dazbrilliantwhites has been meaning to change this..., Tue 21 Aug 2012, 14:09,
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man life would be fucking exhausting if you saw
this many connections with things and the devil and what not!
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lustreboy making himself laugh since 1973 (tm), Tue 21 Aug 2012, 14:52,
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hahaha!
this is comedy gold
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mutated monty, Tue 21 Aug 2012, 15:29,
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Scary!
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CloneRanger is horribly overpriced on, Tue 21 Aug 2012, 16:44,
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Haha, catheter!
That's so batshit mental
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simbosan is too tired, Tue 21 Aug 2012, 18:26,
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Tsunami Movie Trailer
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The Scrunt Wants a Dozen Pints, Tue 21 Aug 2012, 12:51,
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It will be a wash out.
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JamTallons, Tue 21 Aug 2012, 13:10,
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a damp squib
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wideeye slightly pickled, Tue 21 Aug 2012, 13:15,
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Wave his career bye-bye
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DinivanX Has stinging piss after drinking Pact Coffee, Tue 21 Aug 2012, 13:18,
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At least it's not a shallow performance
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Chilli Heatwave ,shit, Tue 21 Aug 2012, 13:20,
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I'm tide of these jokes now.
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The acting is a bit wet
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Fadgebadger Sweaty sumo wanks for everyone!, Tue 21 Aug 2012, 13:21,
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I'll watch that later
Up to my eyeballs...
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zacherynuk @echo off, Tue 21 Aug 2012, 13:23,
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Can you be a bit more pacific?
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dirtyscarab intends to live forever. So far, so good..., Tue 21 Aug 2012, 13:30,
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I like how this film about a natural disaster in Asia...
... is focussed on a white, middle-class American family.
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EvilTerran rearranged his letters on, Tue 21 Aug 2012, 13:27,
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i hope at least some of the proceeds are going towards something positive,
otherwise, this could be a very hurtful thing to see hollywood making some cash out of an event which only very recently happened and will have people who lost ones in it...
its a little bit grubby, but the effects look amazing...
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DefyingDarwin Old, untalented and white,, Tue 21 Aug 2012, 13:53,
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I didn't think this was a good trailer
Surely a trailer should tease you with information about the film, this one manages the set up, middle section and gives away the happy ending. Well, that's saved me the cost of a cinema visit though.
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Yorkshire Soul Glasscock rocks, Tue 21 Aug 2012, 15:04,
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And my motivation to see this is now, what exactly?
Another great example of the film industry (in general, not just Hollywood) seems completely focused on ruining the cinema experience by showing entire condensed movies via on-line and pre-credit trailers. This is bad, but not a patch on the pre-Prometheus trailer for the Amazing Spiderman which showed virtually the entire fucking film from start to finish, and a scene lasting for ten whole minutes. I thought i was in the wrong screening.
If i'm seeing a film for the first time, i don't want to know what to expect!!! That's the whole fucking point of paying £8 for the experience!!! FUUUUCK!!!!
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Colostomy Bag Explosion Lubing the gears of commercialism, Tue 21 Aug 2012, 15:46,
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They all die in the end and it turns out that guy is actually his father.
Sorry.
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Dawn Of The Bread $$$$ E-THUG 4 LIFE - THAT'S HOW I SCROLL $$$$, Tue 21 Aug 2012, 16:07,
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Its been 22.3 years already?
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retrofly How about a link to a picture of something funny.., Tue 21 Aug 2012, 16:09,
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eh? 5#:music of off of the internet (fairly sweary)
NSFW
I made this!
more music taken of off of the internet and mixed together. Full mix available at ramp-shows.blogspot.co.uk/
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ambergambler NotSoSeriousMusicMixedInANotTooSeriousWay, Tue 21 Aug 2012, 12:11,
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if i ever met you in real life,
i would need to stand on a box and look down, just to make sure it was you...
xxx
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DefyingDarwin Old, untalented and white,, Tue 21 Aug 2012, 12:24,
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Haha!! So true.
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skeltonator Needs some new daps., Tue 21 Aug 2012, 12:30,
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The height that I am you may not actually need the box ;0)
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ambergambler NotSoSeriousMusicMixedInANotTooSeriousWay, Tue 21 Aug 2012, 12:56,
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Identical hand twin!
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retrofly How about a link to a picture of something funny.., Tue 21 Aug 2012, 12:34,
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Seriously Joey, give it up!
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skeltonator Needs some new daps., Tue 21 Aug 2012, 12:43,
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Nice!
but needs more whipping your cock out and pissing all over the floor in a public place.
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SquidHead, Tue 21 Aug 2012, 12:34,
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Steady.
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skeltonator Needs some new daps., Tue 21 Aug 2012, 12:38,
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that would add an extra dimension to my work but I cant "go" when I think people are watching ;0)
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ambergambler NotSoSeriousMusicMixedInANotTooSeriousWay, Tue 21 Aug 2012, 13:04,
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Dark cat comic from the nine lives of Garfield book
The suffocating cat and the dark cat comic below reminded me of this
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custard, Tue 21 Aug 2012, 12:05,
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I think I still have that book up in the attic, must check!
The end is scary, but the guy who put it up on the site has made the error of putting every page under the last, like a column, ruining the effect of the final double-spread (grandmother on left side, cat on right).
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Zachariah Pardon, pardon. J'AI UNE POUSSETTE, Tue 21 Aug 2012, 12:18,
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Coo
Never seen this before. V nice.
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DinivanX Has stinging piss after drinking Pact Coffee, Tue 21 Aug 2012, 12:19,
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Jesus.
I vaguely remember watching the feature length The 9 lives of Garfield when I was a kid. It must have been very loosely based on the book, cos I don't remember any paranormal homicidal lives...
EDIT: It's on youtube! www.youtube.com/watch?v=Clj3CoOwFDA
ANOTHER EDIT: It's a bit shit.
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Paolo Nutini's Bikini Better than Frederick Fleet's optometrist, Tue 21 Aug 2012, 12:55,
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San Diego Fireworks 2012 Gone wrong
fireworks display "gone wrong" in San Diego, California, where the cities annual display meant to last close to 20 minutes -- was ignited and exploded all at once.
Might want to turn those speakers down
This one from a distance
www.youtube.com/watch?v=JuJHfkXEI-o
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redflame, Tue 21 Aug 2012, 11:41,
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more and more of these
"they all went off at once events" keep happening... isn't this just now the new show they do... hey it mistakenly all went up at once, silly us... record and upload to youtube... for you 75 dollars in ad revenue!
probably not... but I'm just saying a few of these have happened now...
dons tin foil hat, cuts head.
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DefyingDarwin Old, untalented and white,, Tue 21 Aug 2012, 11:43,
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Part of me was thinking that you could hide a lot of fireworks in that.
Say you've paid 2 million for a display and this happens.
Fireworks company apologises and only charges 1 million when only a few tens of thousands of pounds worth are actually used.
I've known someone that put on large scale fireworks displays like this and it beggers belief that this can happen knowing what kind of fail safes are in place.
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Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Tue 21 Aug 2012, 12:14,
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boom
we have our motive... so i'm taking donations for the 2012 b3ta firework show...
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DefyingDarwin Old, untalented and white,, Tue 21 Aug 2012, 12:15,
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Can I help make some?
I have experience.
vimeo.com/253239
vimeo.com/4419474
SEE!
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skeltonator Needs some new daps., Tue 21 Aug 2012, 12:53,
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That's some pretty irresponsible stuff right there.
Saying that as a kid we used to gaffertape airbombs with a waterproof fuses to bricks and put them in buckets of water.
Big bada boom.
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Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Tue 21 Aug 2012, 13:31,
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That is great fun! When I was about ten I brought back a bin bag full of bangers on the ferry
(minus the ones I lit and threw over the side whilst shouting ICEBERG!) customs pulled us and asked if we had anything to declare. I showed them my bin bag full of explosives. They just laughed. The above films were made whilst very drunk from the night before on a sunday morning. I have very tolerant neighbours.
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skeltonator Needs some new daps., Tue 21 Aug 2012, 16:54,
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i fully endorse this
complete lack of regard for health and saftey! :)
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miss fortunate last posted ages ago, Tue 21 Aug 2012, 15:35,
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$75 (or however much)
Hmm... not really worth the likely resulting loss of business from publicly appearing to be rather incompetent, is it?
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tomegranate, Tue 21 Aug 2012, 13:52,
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Hell yes!
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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 21 Aug 2012, 12:59,
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Shirtless man mudslide surprise
NSFW
at V Festival
(I apologise for the crudeness of this post)
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Peach Motorbike I hate the cut of your jib, Tue 21 Aug 2012, 11:10,
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I was on the verge of posting this
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Fadgebadger Sweaty sumo wanks for everyone!, Tue 21 Aug 2012, 11:11,
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hahahahahahahahaha
*breathes*
hahahahahaaa
Deleted post below as my reply was misunderstood and I'm sick of insults. Sorry if I offended anyone. Bye.
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t0ria has forgotten how this all works, Tue 21 Aug 2012, 11:15,
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dont delete the post...
you made a mistake... just roll with it...
fuck we've all said stupid stuff and got a b3ta whooping...christ your not doing yourself any favours
EDIT: and besides... people may well agree with you... and totally disagree with me... its happen before it'll happen again!
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DefyingDarwin Old, untalented and white,, Tue 21 Aug 2012, 11:55,
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And neither are you.
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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Tue 21 Aug 2012, 12:00,
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yeah but that my modus operandi...
its not out of character for me.
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DefyingDarwin Old, untalented and white,, Tue 21 Aug 2012, 12:01,
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So calling people a dickhead is your MO - kind of says a lot about what type of person you are.
She was making a reasonable comment, you over reacted. She deleted the comment. Can't you just leave it at that instead of harassing her?
EDIT: This isn't about who's right and who's wrong it about being respectful to people when she had not said anything that would cause such an inflammatory response.
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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Tue 21 Aug 2012, 12:04,
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That was not a reasonable comment it was a stupid comment,
people get rinsed for that all the time why is t0ria an exception?
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Chilli Heatwave ,shit, Tue 21 Aug 2012, 12:05,
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But men do piss in public places and just as public as a concert.
I'm not saying anything to say that the girl in the video was correct to crouch down a piss in the mud but it happens. So in that respect Toria was correct.
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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Tue 21 Aug 2012, 12:09,
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are you a retard too?
my post was thus "why is that women pissing in the crowd" because it is a woman pissing in the crowd...
by bringing the discussion to the subject of gender, you are making this about men and women...assuming that i was making a statement about women, when i was referring to the behaviour of one woman... to do so i believe is quite sexist...
no this was a discussion quite clearly (as none else misunderstood) about how wrong it is for a human being to piss in public... no one else misunderstood that...
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DefyingDarwin Old, untalented and white,, Tue 21 Aug 2012, 12:12,
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You're a cock - end of discussion.
I'm not going to be dragged down to your level.
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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Tue 21 Aug 2012, 12:15,
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www.youtube.com/watch?v=YPIsTKpAoE4
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Fadgebadger Sweaty sumo wanks for everyone!, Tue 21 Aug 2012, 12:16,
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But he wasn't making a point that men don't, he said "why the fuck is that woman pissing in the crowd",
was he supposed to refer to her as 'it'?
EDIT: Also how does the comment "Oh so men don't do it, do they" not imply she's accusing Darwin of sexism?
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Chilli Heatwave ,shit, Tue 21 Aug 2012, 12:16,
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This isn't about the semantics of the discussion but the way DD barges in and calls her a dickhead
that was not called for, nor can it be justified by a presumed slight of sexism which is entered inferred by DD rather than Toria. Nonetheless, it's the manner in which you debate points that say a lot about the type of person you are. Inferring I'm a retard and Toria is a dickhead. lovely.
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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Tue 21 Aug 2012, 12:22,
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Sorry but some of that makes no sense,'presumed sleight' and 'entered inferred' are nonsense.
But still maybe it was a a bit uncalled for but you're on b3ta, you're going to get called a cunt and a twat. And presumed sexism is out of the question, she called him out on it in a post that was completely free of it, she should have just apologised instead of throwing a strop and having a passive aggressive change of sig.
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Chilli Heatwave ,shit, Tue 21 Aug 2012, 12:30,
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I don't accept that because we are b3ta that's an excuse for rudeness
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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Tue 21 Aug 2012, 12:33,
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shut it you
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Ol' Ginger Bastard a role model for the children, Tue 21 Aug 2012, 13:20,
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I like Torias new sig.
Jus'sayin
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skeltonator Needs some new daps., Tue 21 Aug 2012, 12:39,
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it was not a reasonable comment that she made...
as the other 7 or so posters who highlighted its stupidity....
yeah i'll call someone a dickhead if they say something stupid, that also insinuates that my post was sexist...
how is harassing pointing out that we don't delete posts?
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DefyingDarwin Old, untalented and white,, Tue 21 Aug 2012, 12:07,
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Toria didn't imply you was being sexist - only that men also piss in public places like doorways of shops etc.
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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Tue 21 Aug 2012, 12:11,
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I don't know if you have a penis or not but the general Etiquette is to piss against something not just let it flow into the wind.
Like when I was a teen I got high on shrooms and had a glorious piss against the front door of the freemasions grand lodge in London.
*prouds*
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Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Tue 21 Aug 2012, 12:22,
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*high fives*
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Fadgebadger Sweaty sumo wanks for everyone!, Tue 21 Aug 2012, 12:23,
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You know all to well I don't have a penis and once again the point is the way DD refers to Toria as a dickhead
rather than the semantics of what was said or what was inferred.
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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Tue 21 Aug 2012, 12:24,
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Actually I didn't know were male, female or miscellaneous.
I was pointing out that there's levels of pissing in public and she was way outside the norms.
Women piss in public at fests too but they find handy bushes to water.
Men have trees women have bushes.
That is the etiquette.
Just voiding your bladder in the middle of a crowd is beyond accepted social norms.
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Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Tue 21 Aug 2012, 12:28,
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You have been on b3ta long enough to know I'm a woman!
and that my common-law husband died just last year - thank you!
And it not about the pissing in public - it's about the way DD speaks to my friend Toria (who is also a female in case you were struggling). It was bang out of order to call her a dickhead and bang out of order to imply I must be retarded because I don;t agree with him. So I played his game and called him a cock! End of discussion
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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Tue 21 Aug 2012, 12:34,
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Ok first up
No I had no idea, people don't go round here wearing id badges.
If a poster is a man or woman is of no reliance most times.
Second...
Whilst i'm sorry to hear about your husband it's not something I brought up. So to imply a slight against you from me because of it is unfair.
I'll leave you to the rest of this thread because i'm not touching it with a 10 foot barge pole.
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Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Tue 21 Aug 2012, 12:42,
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That's the second "End of Discussion" we've had in the last 10 mins
Can you guys just agree that girls and boys should piss under bushes or against walls, respectively, so we can get back on with the serious business of posting links and funny banter?
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MrOli is ugly, but in the morning you will be sober, Tue 21 Aug 2012, 12:43,
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YOYOYO OLI's IN DA HOUSE!!!!!
Although I think outdoor mictuation is thoroughly acceptable, publicly pissing in the middle of a crowd is a bit extreme, if a guy stood in the midst of hundreds of people in the middle of a field and got his winkwonk out and pissed it would be deemed unnacceptable. Similarly a woman pissing in the middle of a crowd isn't nice, it's a bit grubby TBH. OLI!!! 'sup?
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skeltonator Needs some new daps., Tue 21 Aug 2012, 12:48,
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Yo Skelmeister! S'up, homie?
Yeah, I'm good. I know I'm good because I'm not covered in mud and someone else's piss. It's just not my thing any more, and I'm good with that now.
How's your Monday going?
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MrOli is ugly, but in the morning you will be sober, Tue 21 Aug 2012, 13:05,
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This panicked me, then baffled me, then I realised it's Tuesday.
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Pig Bodine., Tue 21 Aug 2012, 14:18,
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He just likes to be different.
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MrOli is ugly, but in the morning you will be sober, Tue 21 Aug 2012, 14:19,
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This is the most heated argument
I have ever seen about weeing etiquette.
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monkeon schmonkeon, Tue 21 Aug 2012, 12:50,
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One of my mates got drunk once and pissed on my TV.
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skeltonator Needs some new daps., Tue 21 Aug 2012, 12:56,
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A drunk young lady pissed on my rug once too
Many moons ago...
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Fadgebadger Sweaty sumo wanks for everyone!, Tue 21 Aug 2012, 12:58,
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How much did you pay her?
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skeltonator Needs some new daps., Tue 21 Aug 2012, 13:00,
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Only cost a bottle of vodka and a pack of smokes
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Fadgebadger Sweaty sumo wanks for everyone!, Tue 21 Aug 2012, 13:07,
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Oh dear.
I wouldn't know what to do at all. I mean, do you whip it off there and rinse it under the kitchen tap or rush to the bedroom to see if you've a spare?
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MrOli is ugly, but in the morning you will be sober, Tue 21 Aug 2012, 13:03,
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I threw it out the window
It was rank. I think it might still be stuck in the hedge to this day....
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Fadgebadger Sweaty sumo wanks for everyone!, Tue 21 Aug 2012, 13:04,
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why the fuck
was that woman just pissing in the mud? fucking wrong-un
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DefyingDarwin Old, untalented and white,, Tue 21 Aug 2012, 11:15,
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^this^
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Dawn Of The Bread $$$$ E-THUG 4 LIFE - THAT'S HOW I SCROLL $$$$, Tue 21 Aug 2012, 11:17,
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Lucky it was just a golden shower
He could have got scatted right up...
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Fadgebadger Sweaty sumo wanks for everyone!, Tue 21 Aug 2012, 11:18,
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He looks like he has been
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horace wimp needs more than 49 characters to fully express hi, Tue 21 Aug 2012, 11:26,
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Ours is not to question why.
Ours is but to dew and slide.
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Draconacticus Reject shampoo. Demand real poo!, Tue 21 Aug 2012, 11:29,
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Regardless of how the wee ended up on the face, it's still hilarious.
Because he got wee on his face.
but yeah, peeing in a huge opening in the crowd? wtf. Only cattle do that
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Draconacticus Reject shampoo. Demand real poo!, Tue 21 Aug 2012, 11:50,
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I like the top comment.
'Why are people calling V Festival a 'music festival? It's not a music festival it's a bunch of cunts in a field.'
And how.
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BarryFromTheShitFarm Oh, Tue 21 Aug 2012, 11:51,
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That's how I feel about T in The Park
It is like being stuck in an incredibly shit pub, full of tossers you would swerve like hyper-thrush, who throw piss cups around, stab each other and drink the worlds worst lager.
With good music.
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gaijintendo Regular Member, Tue 21 Aug 2012, 20:17,
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What a pisser.
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Dawn Of The Bread $$$$ E-THUG 4 LIFE - THAT'S HOW I SCROLL $$$$, Tue 21 Aug 2012, 11:58,
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if you slide along the floor at a festival
ur-ine trouble.
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DefyingDarwin Old, untalented and white,, Tue 21 Aug 2012, 12:03,
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You absolute cunt.
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Dawn Of The Bread $$$$ E-THUG 4 LIFE - THAT'S HOW I SCROLL $$$$, Tue 21 Aug 2012, 12:10,
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i'm a racist too
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DefyingDarwin Old, untalented and white,, Tue 21 Aug 2012, 12:13,
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AND A SEXIST.
YOU HORRIBLE SEXIST.
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skeltonator Needs some new daps., Tue 21 Aug 2012, 12:35,
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you think I'm sexy?
i think your sexy too.
*adjusts hearing aids*
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DefyingDarwin Old, untalented and white,, Tue 21 Aug 2012, 12:36,
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Those aren't hearing aids!!!!
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skeltonator Needs some new daps., Tue 21 Aug 2012, 12:43,
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your right...
its just regular aids.
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DefyingDarwin Old, untalented and white,, Tue 21 Aug 2012, 12:44,
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Oh thank god for that, I thought it was cat AIDS for a minute.
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skeltonator Needs some new daps., Tue 21 Aug 2012, 12:50,
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I was just about to post this.
Mindpiss. In more ways than one.
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skeltonator Needs some new daps., Tue 21 Aug 2012, 12:04,
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Wait...is she having a PISS?
In front of everyone? What a dirty fucking smelly tramp. At least find a tree to go behind or something. Disgusting.
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Leemondus, Tue 21 Aug 2012, 12:19,
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Oh, I didn't read the shitstorm above.
Or piss-storm even.
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Leemondus, Tue 21 Aug 2012, 12:21,
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Careful you're being sexist!
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Chilli Heatwave ,shit, Tue 21 Aug 2012, 12:22,
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You're in trouble now
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Fadgebadger Sweaty sumo wanks for everyone!, Tue 21 Aug 2012, 12:23,
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I stand by my previous comment
and also add this one:
How fucking dare she pull her fudgie grundies down in public and expose her rancid arse and fanny to all and sundry before pissing like a diabetic horse?
I sincerely hope her flaps fall off, the dirty, skanky, stinky, pissy bitch-hippy.
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Leemondus, Tue 21 Aug 2012, 12:35,
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"fudgie grundies"
lol
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JamTallons, Tue 21 Aug 2012, 13:11,
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UH OH!
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skeltonator Needs some new daps., Tue 21 Aug 2012, 12:32,
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Oh you're for it now.
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Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Tue 21 Aug 2012, 12:33,
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I've been to V twice.
The ladies toilets are always a massive cock up. Luckily i'm not a lady.
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The Archduke of South London I'm in your Girlfriend eating her organs, Tue 21 Aug 2012, 13:06,
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They should have put toilets instead
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gaijintendo Regular Member, Tue 21 Aug 2012, 20:18,
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I misspoke. What I meant to say is I am dumb as dog shit...
Well done to The Onion.
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wheresthefish Partly filled with wrong, Tue 21 Aug 2012, 10:46,
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I've only just read about this guy and what he said, in summary: he's fucking mental.
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Dawn Of The Bread $$$$ E-THUG 4 LIFE - THAT'S HOW I SCROLL $$$$, Tue 21 Aug 2012, 10:55,
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Just a bit dim, I think,
which is unfortunately the big flaw with democracy.
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Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Tue 21 Aug 2012, 11:00,
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A bit dim? Only a bit?
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Dawn Of The Bread $$$$ E-THUG 4 LIFE - THAT'S HOW I SCROLL $$$$, Tue 21 Aug 2012, 11:07,
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yeah i mean imagine wading into an argument all guns blazing
only to find out you know nothing about what you arguing....
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DefyingDarwin Old, untalented and white,, Tue 21 Aug 2012, 11:16,
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same as all his followers/voters
who seem to get all their facts from extremist Christian websites like this one:
www.christianliferesources.com/article/rape-pregnancies-are-rare-461
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HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 21 Aug 2012, 11:02,
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Remember, if it doesn't say "Christian" on it,
it's not a legitimate Christian opinion.
I'd like to see some proper stats on this, but the irrelevance of it all is simply stunning. Even by their own admission, it sometimes happens, however rare... so when it does... then what?
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Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Tue 21 Aug 2012, 11:08,
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5% of rapes result in pregnancy
32,101 rape related pregnancies reported in the US each year (estimated)
www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pubmed/8765248
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HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 21 Aug 2012, 11:13,
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By comparison
the chance of getting pregnant deliberately (no birth control, both healthy, some Barry White on in the background, ticking all the boxes to get it right) goes from 0% on day 2 of ovulation to 9% on day 13 and then back down again.
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HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 21 Aug 2012, 11:36,
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*scribbles furiously on notepad*
So according to this and if I understand my GCSE biology, 95% of rapes occur just after menstruation?
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Fadgebadger Sweaty sumo wanks for everyone!, Tue 21 Aug 2012, 11:52,
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You know that moment when you think your day can't get any worse and then it does?
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Dawn Of The Bread $$$$ E-THUG 4 LIFE - THAT'S HOW I SCROLL $$$$, Tue 21 Aug 2012, 11:09,
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The really worrying thing
is that he is on the house Science and Technology committee, science clearly not including biology.
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t0ria has forgotten how this all works, Tue 21 Aug 2012, 11:06,
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it's always best to have deeply religious people deciding what's what in science
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HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 21 Aug 2012, 11:13,
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The really worrying thing is that he is on the house Science and Technology committee, science clearly not including biology exists.
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Dawn Of The Bread $$$$ E-THUG 4 LIFE - THAT'S HOW I SCROLL $$$$, Tue 21 Aug 2012, 11:14,
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Waht
and indeed
ThaFuck?
Really? Bloody hell it's bad enough that he's been elected.
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smaggers Like a gibbon on helium, Tue 21 Aug 2012, 13:36,
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Ahahaha love the onion,
can't believe he's still defending his statement.
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Chilli Heatwave ,shit, Tue 21 Aug 2012, 11:54,
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I would derive great pleasure from kicking him in the face.
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skeltonator Needs some new daps., Tue 21 Aug 2012, 12:37,
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Nice.
But this is rather funnier and closer to the bone for me.
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Pie of Meat ___°¬¯O¯____\o/_____/\_,____Y¯¯Y, Tue 21 Aug 2012, 13:31,
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Harsh
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wheresthefish Partly filled with wrong, Tue 21 Aug 2012, 14:22,
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what i dont get.....
is why he is being told to resign rather than his political party just sacking him for being a cunt?
this happens all the time, somebody does something they should be sacked for, they get told to resign, theres a big shit storm, sometimes the right thing happens, sometimes it doesnt. id be happier if somebody at the top just did it, go on, sack him. nobody is gonna stick up for him, so just do it.
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bruxia, Tue 21 Aug 2012, 15:46,
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Well that didn't take long
Although this 'meme' feels a bit...forced.
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Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...", Tue 21 Aug 2012, 10:33,
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It isn't rape if you shout surprise.
I've found the door, thanks.
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Dawn Of The Bread $$$$ E-THUG 4 LIFE - THAT'S HOW I SCROLL $$$$, Tue 21 Aug 2012, 11:23,
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Paranormal magic flea circus
Master magician Chuck Caputo. He's a master of magic...
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Fadgebadger Sweaty sumo wanks for everyone!, Tue 21 Aug 2012, 10:24,
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I see his problem
He needs a current celebrity to help him with his tricks like that sack of shit TV show The Magicians.
Magic is aces, though. I'm tempted to take up smoking just so I can learn how to do this www.youtube.com/watch?v=l_nGL9thTHU
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Fray Brentos *mega-belms*, Tue 21 Aug 2012, 10:35,
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Nice sleight of hand skills there
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Fadgebadger Sweaty sumo wanks for everyone!, Tue 21 Aug 2012, 10:42,
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Tom Mullica is better.
Edit - Good news too, you're no longer bottom of the league :)
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Pig Bodine., Tue 21 Aug 2012, 10:56,
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Oh right! How did that happen? Perhaps I had some good Everton players in my team.
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Fray Brentos *mega-belms*, Tue 21 Aug 2012, 11:03,
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He maybe a master of magic but
Was he using a BBC Micro for his video editing?!?!?!?
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Quinni TK421 Isn't at his command post on, Tue 21 Aug 2012, 10:57,
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BIGGER
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Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Tue 21 Aug 2012, 10:08,
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Erm,
technical difficulties :)
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The Rev JC thought about writing something funnier on, Tue 21 Aug 2012, 10:10,
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TCaC.
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Dawn Of The Bread $$$$ E-THUG 4 LIFE - THAT'S HOW I SCROLL $$$$, Tue 21 Aug 2012, 10:13,
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Now every visit to /links
is taken up by Tom Cruises big stupid face
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Fadgebadger Sweaty sumo wanks for everyone!, Tue 21 Aug 2012, 10:17,
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Rectified... Now with small, stupid face.
Copied and pasted the wrong code, and walked off unawares... Forgiveness?
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The Rev JC thought about writing something funnier on, Tue 21 Aug 2012, 10:20,
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Aww thanks
Com'ere you big lumux
*hugs*
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Fadgebadger Sweaty sumo wanks for everyone!, Tue 21 Aug 2012, 10:24,
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Shucks!
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The Rev JC thought about writing something funnier on, Tue 21 Aug 2012, 10:27,
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Mildred is a slimy, double-crossing, no-good swindler, Tue 21 Aug 2012, 10:25,
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Mildred is a slimy, double-crossing, no-good swindler, Tue 21 Aug 2012, 10:27,
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Hella' Rapey.
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Dawn Of The Bread $$$$ E-THUG 4 LIFE - THAT'S HOW I SCROLL $$$$, Tue 21 Aug 2012, 10:27,
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Mildred is a slimy, double-crossing, no-good swindler, Tue 21 Aug 2012, 10:28,
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Well that's my night terrors sorted tonight
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Fadgebadger Sweaty sumo wanks for everyone!, Tue 21 Aug 2012, 10:32,
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We'll see about that.
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Dawn Of The Bread $$$$ E-THUG 4 LIFE - THAT'S HOW I SCROLL $$$$, Tue 21 Aug 2012, 10:37,
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Chilli Heatwave ,shit, Tue 21 Aug 2012, 11:59,
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stuff of nightmares!!!
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miss fortunate last posted ages ago, Tue 21 Aug 2012, 13:00,
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Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Tue 21 Aug 2012, 10:41,
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mave prick
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Dawn Of The Bread $$$$ E-THUG 4 LIFE - THAT'S HOW I SCROLL $$$$, Tue 21 Aug 2012, 10:49,
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Sorry, had to do it
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Fadgebadger Sweaty sumo wanks for everyone!, Tue 21 Aug 2012, 11:08,
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His eyes burn through my soul...
Furthermore, lol
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The Rev JC thought about writing something funnier on, Tue 21 Aug 2012, 10:28,
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Way to go Tom!
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Quinni TK421 Isn't at his command post on, Tue 21 Aug 2012, 10:18,
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Smaller!
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Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Tue 21 Aug 2012, 10:26,
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Guess who is 40 Today!
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The Scrunt Wants a Dozen Pints, Tue 21 Aug 2012, 9:15,
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Is it Jesus?
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Fadgebadger Sweaty sumo wanks for everyone!, Tue 21 Aug 2012, 9:22,
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damn, you beat me to it
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wideeye slightly pickled, Tue 21 Aug 2012, 9:27,
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The Copernicus Satellite's Orbit.
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Cukeasaurus was once known as Misanthropy., Tue 21 Aug 2012, 9:23,
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Your Nan?
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skeltonator Needs some new daps., Tue 21 Aug 2012, 9:31,
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The GC?
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JamTallons, Tue 21 Aug 2012, 9:33,
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Brittany Spears?
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MrOli is ugly, but in the morning you will be sober, Tue 21 Aug 2012, 9:39,
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The Hoff?
It's The Hoff isn't it? Yeah, i knew it was.
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Dawn Of The Bread $$$$ E-THUG 4 LIFE - THAT'S HOW I SCROLL $$$$, Tue 21 Aug 2012, 9:59,
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they've all still got their looks
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Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Tue 21 Aug 2012, 10:04,
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Pure Class
End of !! : )
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shug, Tue 21 Aug 2012, 10:05,
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When will we see an 'end of' the phrase 'end of'?
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Fray Brentos *mega-belms*, Tue 21 Aug 2012, 10:12,
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Here you go:
"story."
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Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Tue 21 Aug 2012, 10:14,
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Nuff's Head.
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MrOli is ugly, but in the morning you will be sober, Tue 21 Aug 2012, 10:17,
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End Off.
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Dawn Of The Bread $$$$ E-THUG 4 LIFE - THAT'S HOW I SCROLL $$$$, Tue 21 Aug 2012, 10:20,
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Ef ond
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skeltonator Needs some new daps., Tue 21 Aug 2012, 12:54,
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:D
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