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This is a link post figbat oswald
I was settling down to my usual evening routine of reading youtube comments until I fall asleep in a chair when I came across this person 'figbat oswald'. After looking at their profile I still can't tell whether it's a crazy person (I have read stuff crazier than this that was written sincerely) or someone trying to make performance art on youtube comments sections.

The short version seems to be that the person thinks they get biblical powers by drinking piss and eating figs, and they spam various youtube videos with short diet-journal type entries.
(I helped save b3ta! the prick of misery pierced my foot on a spiiiike on, Fri 5 Dec 2014, 2:02, Reply)
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day 3547. a prime number. had an upset stomach and lack of appetite etc the last couple of days. has something been added to my food and/or water or just more of my paranoia.

probably eating only dried figs and a mango and distilled water and urine til 4:00pm then other foods. no change. intimidation still continues. there is some cunt getting around the library who is dressed like the dude out of "v for vendetta".

song for today: "connection" by elastica
 (I helped save b3ta! omnitruncatedkraken from Empire Algol, Fri 5 Dec 2014, 2:18, Reply)
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Got to get Christian Bale for the movie version of this
 (I helped save b3ta! the prick of misery pierced my foot on a spiiiike on, Fri 5 Dec 2014, 3:04, Reply)
This is a normal post Sounds like a real life version of Ignatius Reilly from A Confederacy of Dunces

(unreliablemonkeybutler, Fri 5 Dec 2014, 14:12, Reply)
This is a normal post Is this book any good?

(I helped save b3ta! omnitruncatedkraken from Empire Algol, Fri 5 Dec 2014, 17:27, Reply)
This is a normal post Yeah, it's worth a read just for Ignatius
And the description of new Orleans back in the day
 (unreliablemonkeybutler, Sat 6 Dec 2014, 10:30, Reply)
This is a link post Best prank call ever.
I was just watching some shit attempt at a prank call, and it reminded me of this gem.
(I helped save b3ta! The Awful Puppy Bakery is still bored, Fri 5 Dec 2014, 1:14, Reply)
This is a normal post ha!
wonder if he got his inspiration from: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FoWnIhDuW4g (just started watching trailer park, tis rather good)
 (I helped save b3ta! wideeye slightly pickled, Fri 5 Dec 2014, 9:13, Reply)
This is a link post Strapping You Lad Download festival 2006 NSFW
Only because I am in the pit somewhere and got my nose busted in my first circle pit!

Ah the memorys
(I helped save b3ta! jakedamusss I understand, and dont care., Fri 5 Dec 2014, 1:06, Reply)
This is a normal post But
What the fuck does it Meeeeaaaaaan ?
 (I helped save b3ta! zacherynuk @echo off, Fri 5 Dec 2014, 1:13, Reply)
This is a normal post I fucking love that vocalist.
I'll bet he could easily win a shout off.
 (I helped save b3ta! cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Fri 5 Dec 2014, 2:07, Reply)
This is a normal post most hideous hairstyle of a decade

(I helped save b3ta! omnitruncatedkraken from Empire Algol, Fri 5 Dec 2014, 2:12, Reply)
This is a normal post He looks like the love child of Ronnie James Dio and fellow Canadian Kim Mitchell.
Also looks like he might have been the inspiration for Trevor in GTAV.
 (I helped save b3ta! I F Hobo then {steal bindle}, Fri 5 Dec 2014, 13:41, Reply)
This is a normal post No, you stick it in your fucking cunt!

(LetsGetDownToIt, Fri 5 Dec 2014, 8:23, Reply)
This is a normal post In a strange act of synchronicity
I discovered Casualties of Cool last night.

Bit of a different sound...
 (I helped save b3ta! evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Fri 5 Dec 2014, 9:57, Reply)
This is a normal post Never got the chance to see SYL before they parted ways
I've seen Devin on his own a couple of times, and while it's good it's nothing on the original sound.
 (I helped save b3ta! H.B.Mupps, Fri 5 Dec 2014, 10:04, Reply)
This is a normal post I'm seeing Ziltoid the Musical next year
I know it's not old heavy Devin, but it's going to be fucking hilarious.
 (I helped save b3ta! Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...", Fri 5 Dec 2014, 10:10, Reply)
This is a normal post An observation on the preview pic:
He has the same haircut that my A level physics teacher had.
 (I helped save b3ta! Tab Hunter Make this useless process end and so, begin again, Fri 5 Dec 2014, 10:12, Reply)
This is a link post I wouldn't want to be like you I made this!
I'm not certain about this one (on wether to continue on it or throw the mix away) so I turn to you, b3ta. What do you think?
Get Flash player to hear the audio
(I helped save b3ta! c_kick or, as some people call him, Thu 4 Dec 2014, 22:06, Reply)
This is a normal post Now, I'm not criticising here, and I know that as a metalhead I shouldn't know this sort of thing,
But wasn't that a track on pretty much EVERY disco dancefloor in Ibiza in the early 1990's, and every British disco dancefloor in the mid to late 1990's?
 (I helped save b3ta! stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Thu 4 Dec 2014, 22:22, Reply)
This is a normal post But I'm no judge, if you like this and it's what you're doing, have at it I say.

(I helped save b3ta! stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Thu 4 Dec 2014, 22:27, Reply)
This is a normal post thx!

(I helped save b3ta! c_kick or, as some people call him, Thu 4 Dec 2014, 22:57, Reply)
This is a normal post I found a possible holiday destination for you, stuj
Assuming you don't already live here: www.pnas.org/content/92/10/4382.full.pdf
 (I helped save b3ta! the prick of misery pierced my foot on a spiiiike on, Thu 4 Dec 2014, 23:05, Reply)
This is a normal post Way too hot for me.
You know I've been trying to get Team Spiders to colonise Antarctica?
www.antarctica.ac.uk/about_antarctica/environment/wildlife/non_native_species.php
Fucking BAS scientist spoilsports.
:(
 (I helped save b3ta! stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Thu 4 Dec 2014, 23:29, Reply)
This is a normal post Its ok
But you've done a lot better. And is that Thriller I can hear under there?
 (I helped save b3ta! evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Thu 4 Dec 2014, 22:41, Reply)
This is a normal post thx for teh feedback
Nice to hear I did better :)

I have a non-remix thing lying around, so I'll be posting that soon
 (I helped save b3ta! c_kick or, as some people call him, Thu 4 Dec 2014, 22:57, Reply)
This is a normal post Great stuff!
I like it, it could do with a bit more structure, but that's only because I know nothing about making music. Good work, keep on it, certainly don't chuck it!
 (I helped save b3ta! Firkinfedup last shat on your wife's tits at, Thu 4 Dec 2014, 23:11, Reply)
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It needs more cow bell.
 (Fluffster, Thu 4 Dec 2014, 23:21, Reply)
This is a normal post Well of course
There never enough cow bell
 (I helped save b3ta! Firkinfedup last shat on your wife's tits at, Fri 5 Dec 2014, 9:06, Reply)
This is a normal post Classic Teacher joke
I say, that's quite the worst spelling of Weather we have had in a while! (*guffaw)
 (I helped save b3ta! zacherynuk @echo off, Thu 4 Dec 2014, 23:38, Reply)
This is a link post You too can stand for Hillary: she fights for country and your family.

(I helped save b3ta! gunmetal drove slowly in the passing lane on, Thu 4 Dec 2014, 21:49, Reply)
This is a normal post You know, I don't usually like Country and Cow-fucking music, but for some reason I liked this one:
www.youtube.com/watch?v=bD0djqbR04I
 (I helped save b3ta! stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Thu 4 Dec 2014, 21:56, Reply)
This is a normal post Those cows were asking for it, letting their udders hang out like that and those big brown eyes.

(I helped save b3ta! gunmetal drove slowly in the passing lane on, Thu 4 Dec 2014, 21:57, Reply)
This is a normal post I like this one too, probably beacuse of the blatant ripping off of "Rocking In The Free World".
www.youtube.com/watch?v=w8g2GYTvUbY

:D
 (I helped save b3ta! stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Thu 4 Dec 2014, 21:59, Reply)
This is a normal post Wow, they didn't even try to hide it.
I can almost hear Eddie Vedder grumbling in harmony.
 (I helped save b3ta! gunmetal drove slowly in the passing lane on, Thu 4 Dec 2014, 22:00, Reply)
This is a normal post Back to C+W though, for the ultimate "I got tears in my ears from lying on my back and cryin' over you" vibe it HAS to be:
www.youtube.com/watch?v=uWKrM5h4QYw
 (I helped save b3ta! stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Thu 4 Dec 2014, 22:15, Reply)
This is a normal post Oh fucking hell, how could I have forgotten that THIS exists? :D
www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZGsUfImawKo

You know, BEFORE the collapse of Communism they actually TOURED with the Red Army Choir, and got them to sing this EVERY fucking night?
:D
 (I helped save b3ta! stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Thu 4 Dec 2014, 23:46, Reply)
This is a normal post ^TGGI, only, like, with penguins.
cos cows are all whores.
 (I helped save b3ta! stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Thu 4 Dec 2014, 22:19, Reply)
This is a normal post Jello & Mojo \o/
Love that album!
 (I helped save b3ta! joetotale blear-e'ed, wither'd spectre, Fri 5 Dec 2014, 10:51, Reply)
This is a normal post What are you afraid of?
More of your money being spent on helping people you don't like? Loss of your guns? Being further enslaved by another apparent totalitarian overlord? Or all three rolled into some kind of socialist nightmare?
 (BarryFromTheShitFarm Oh, Thu 4 Dec 2014, 21:57, Reply)
This is a normal post Did you not watch the video at all or are you so afraid someone might mock your candidate that you have an instant copy and paste prepared?

(I helped save b3ta! gunmetal drove slowly in the passing lane on, Thu 4 Dec 2014, 21:59, Reply)
This is a normal post I'm just trying to understand your mindset
Because I can't think of one single issue you might have with social democratic policies that doesn't also make you come across like a twat
 (BarryFromTheShitFarm Oh, Thu 4 Dec 2014, 22:01, Reply)
This is a normal post O... K...
Did you watch the video and see how cheesy it is? I mean, you may be into sappy country music and all, or maybe you just wait until someone laughs at your social democratic candidates and then attempt to bury them into submission, but I thought it extremely lame. You may have it on repeat, but that's your problem.
 (I helped save b3ta! gunmetal drove slowly in the passing lane on, Thu 4 Dec 2014, 22:05, Reply)
This is a normal post I haven't watched it.
I'm more amused by your posting of it in all honesty.

Just out of interest, can you explain to me why her idea of universal healthcare was a bad one without sounding like a massive cunt?
 (BarryFromTheShitFarm Oh, Thu 4 Dec 2014, 22:10, Reply)
This is a normal post So, you are just someone who pounces on anyone that you feel threatens your views? Irrespective of merit? You seem to place Party above everything else, comrade.
Her view on that was as foolish as the current admins: it was never to offer universal health care, but rather completely change the insurance model in the US, create more government bureaucracy, and push money to partisan hacks and donors.

As the chief architect recently admitted, they had to hide the truth from the American public in order to pass it, and credited the passage on the "stupidity" of the American voter. With 1,200 + exemptions given by the administration (including UHG, one of the largest health care providers, and Nevada and Louisianna), the intent was never to cover everyone, or even the 35 million people they estimated were uninsured. To date, they are at about 10 million, and many of those were people who lost their previous insurance due to O-care and had to buy policies at twice the cost.

In the end, you seem so blinded that you can't see the pathetic nature of this video and try to change the subject, that to you everyone who disagrees with you is worthy of reproach. You get so far left, you end up bumping in to the extreme right.
 (I helped save b3ta! gunmetal drove slowly in the passing lane on, Thu 4 Dec 2014, 22:21, Reply)
This is a normal post I just find American fear of social democratic policies so incredibly quaint
How you use the threat of these "socialist" reforms, which would put your country in line with other first world countries in care of their own citizens, to disguise the fact that, at base level, you simply don't approve of people you don't know or like getting any of your money. I just want you all to admit it.

Your wish for small government is not about the threat of a government meddling with your life. It's not about fear of the road to serfdom. It's about your disgust of your money being spent on people you don't like.

Tell me what the New Deal was if it wasn't resoundingly socially democratic. I think that was the last time you all thought sensibly.
 (BarryFromTheShitFarm Oh, Thu 4 Dec 2014, 22:31, Reply)
This is a normal post Yeah, wrong on all counts;, but you can tell Media Matters you're trying to quell dissent.
The war on poverty that you allude to has spent $20 Trillion and the number of poor has increased, as has violence and other social ills. Poverty and violence is highest in areas controlled by leftists for decades, like Detroit, Chicago and New York, yet the default boogeyman is always "republicans".

America has always accepted those from elsewhere, which has created strength. I would say that most people are not afraid of people like them, but see the value given historically and added states from territories like California or New Mexico with a population very different from that which made up the original colonies.

And I disagree: small government is set forth under the controlling law and liberty is an important aspect of America life. It may not be your way, but accepting othets' differences and being tolerant of those differences should be encouraged.

American's, especially those on the right fought and died for the abolishment of slavery of those different from the majority. Republicans passed the Civil Rights Act in the face of much opposition and a veto threat from the democrat president, who thankfully capitulated. But despite had Kurt Klum Kuan members in their ranks until the 90s.

And yes, I work damn hard for my money and believe my labors should be dedicated first to me and my family. Look at this recent police killing in NYC: the cops had a mandate to stop people who tried to avoid cigarette taxes and they end up killing a guy selling untaxed cigarettes. That lust for taxes to buy future votes is disgusting.

I'm happy to discuss this more, but find it boorish here. Feel free to gaze me.
 (I helped save b3ta! gunmetal drove slowly in the passing lane on, Thu 4 Dec 2014, 23:13, Reply)
This is a normal post Wrong on all counts?
Social democratic policies got you out of the Great Depression and allowed you to rebuild yourselves after WW2. Working together you put a man on the moon, or are you going to try and tell me that wasn't funded by taxation?

You're so blinded by that belief in the American dream of the individual over the state it's hilarious.

If you can genuinely provide an argument for a house fire being better put out by private insurance I'll listen. You love socialism you just don't know it.

Until then, best start learning Chinese. Your time at the seat of the world is ending.
 (BarryFromTheShitFarm Oh, Thu 4 Dec 2014, 23:31, Reply)
This is a normal post Actually, Calvin Coolidge was the antithesis of social democracy.
I don't disagree that the government has its role, and the Constitution sets forth what that role is. As for house fires, there are some counties that if you don't pay, you don't get coverage. Those are public entities, but they make damn well sure they're paid for it.

And I agree, over the past several years, the country has moved more towards socialism. The economy sucks, the debt is 70% higher than 8 years ago, there are more taxes to address poverty, but poverty is at its highest level. Unemployment and those who no longer look for work has skyrocketed and black unemployment is at an all-time high. In those cities where gun control has removed a person's right to defense (Chicago, Detroit, NYC) scores of black men die each week.

Yes, you're right, the vacuum at the top has allowed the middle east to burn and Russian and China to grow unfettered while we dither about how much CO2 we can have.

Our time is ending under social democrats.
 (I helped save b3ta! gunmetal drove slowly in the passing lane on, Fri 5 Dec 2014, 1:31, Reply)
This is a normal post Dither?
The world is burning

Denial about climate change and hang ups about any economic effects to society, when your country continues to be the advocate of the super rich is one the soul reasons I get jerked back into a reality check when my brain wanders off due to stress. Russia and China are both hitting the economic crunch. China is beset with a middle class not prepared anymore to be dictated to, as you might have noticed in Hong Kong, especially about their health in places like Beijing because the air is so fucking crap. My mate lives there and posted a time-lapse on Facebook last week showing the darkness that is their air quality.

And Putin, only today, was telling 'his people' to knuckle up under the times, because of economic sanctions we put on him because he's been acting like a fascist cunt. I could go on but it appears to be two in the morning
 (I helped save b3ta! Harpago ¯\(°_o)/¯, Fri 5 Dec 2014, 2:00, Reply)
This is a normal post *point of order*
China pollution is caused by China.
They chose to undercut every other country in the world and basically destroyed global manufacturing.

The Situation in Hong Kong has nothing to do with the rising Chinese middle class and more to do with the Chinese state crushing the little democratic rights they have.
 (I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Fri 5 Dec 2014, 9:03, Reply)
This is a normal post The world is burning.
Let's masturbate.
 (I helped save b3ta! Tab Hunter Make this useless process end and so, begin again, Fri 5 Dec 2014, 10:22, Reply)
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The sound of a mad paranoid right wing nutcase yank having a meltdown..
 (Oswald Mosley (((triggering))) right wing cunts on, Fri 5 Dec 2014, 3:07, Reply)
This is a normal post PARKLIFE

(I helped save b3ta! Fadgebadger Sweaty sumo wanks for everyone!, Fri 5 Dec 2014, 9:28, Reply)
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(I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Fri 5 Dec 2014, 9:36, Reply)
This is a normal post As bad as it is at times
I'm so glad to have the NHS and not your system (Obamacare or its predecessor). American dream? American nightmare.

And your chocolate tastes of laxatives.
 (I helped save b3ta! A Rory Borealis here under duress, Thu 4 Dec 2014, 22:36, Reply)
This is a normal post My Sister has lived in US for a few years.
She keeps getting us to send UK sweets over and she's mortified by the American cheese.
 (I helped save b3ta! Fadgebadger Sweaty sumo wanks for everyone!, Fri 5 Dec 2014, 9:29, Reply)
This is a normal post A boss once brought back some shite from NY for us peons
Included a large pseudo-chocolate coin. It was waxy ickiness.
 (I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Fri 5 Dec 2014, 10:00, Reply)
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This is a normal post US politics seems to be:
Vote for the really right-wing politician OR the mega right-wing politician.

Weird.
 (pissflaps. FSPW, Thu 4 Dec 2014, 22:03, Reply)
This is a normal post I think she's trying to work on the "I'm as poor as you are" theme that she started earlier, but which backfired
I drive a truck and milk cows and hang out in a barn
I can be your friend, and your teenage boys come to no harm.
 (I helped save b3ta! gunmetal drove slowly in the passing lane on, Thu 4 Dec 2014, 22:07, Reply)
This is a normal post Which nutjob are the republicans putting up for prez?

(pissflaps. FSPW, Thu 4 Dec 2014, 22:10, Reply)
This is a normal post If I was a yank, I'd vote for DannyJock.
Or gunmental.
Just saying like.
 (I helped save b3ta! stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Thu 4 Dec 2014, 22:18, Reply)
This is a normal post Hey hey! When I am politician, I will kiss your baby, or your tarantula.

(I helped save b3ta! gunmetal drove slowly in the passing lane on, Thu 4 Dec 2014, 22:21, Reply)
This is a normal post Hey, I'd TRUST you to hold my spiderbabies in your arms.
tbh I'm not sure I could say the same about DannyJock.
probably because I'm afraid he'd try to eat them
 (I helped save b3ta! stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Thu 4 Dec 2014, 22:26, Reply)
This is a normal post But not both.
That would be weird.
 (Haz, Thu 4 Dec 2014, 23:07, Reply)
This is a normal post St j's off spring are 1/2 spider

(I helped save b3ta! gunmetal drove slowly in the passing lane on, Thu 4 Dec 2014, 23:14, Reply)
This is a normal post No, they're only 1/3 spider. You're forgetting my Penguin Harem.
:D
 (I helped save b3ta! stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Thu 4 Dec 2014, 23:30, Reply)
This is a normal post Vote for Cthulhu
choose greater Evil!
 (I helped save b3ta! omnitruncatedkraken from Empire Algol, Fri 5 Dec 2014, 1:02, Reply)
This is a normal post Indeed, which makes it very amusing when the UK left fawns over a democrat president.

(I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Fri 5 Dec 2014, 8:24, Reply)
This is a normal post I'd vote for her....
...if she gets her norks out
 (I helped save b3ta! Fadgebadger Sweaty sumo wanks for everyone!, Thu 4 Dec 2014, 22:10, Reply)
This is a normal post That is something you would regret asking for

(I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Thu 4 Dec 2014, 22:40, Reply)
This is a normal post see, she has to make these stupid ads to appeal to all the dummies outside New York.
jussayin.
 (augsav forgot about B3ta, Thu 4 Dec 2014, 22:28, Reply)
This is a normal post This

(BarryFromTheShitFarm Oh, Thu 4 Dec 2014, 22:46, Reply)
This is a normal post fuck me
you really do use b3ta as your personal politcal blog don't you. fuck a duck, someone ship him some pact coffee
 (I helped save b3ta! JeremyBeadlesHands, Thu 4 Dec 2014, 22:35, Reply)
This is a normal post TERRIBLE BULLYING! MODS!
MODS!
 (I helped save b3ta! stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Thu 4 Dec 2014, 22:37, Reply)
This is a normal post He's the only one?
I think not.
 (I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Fri 5 Dec 2014, 8:20, Reply)
This is a normal post Another Liar. First possible use of the dreadful phrase "mispoke"
www.youtube.com/watch?v=TKe2rBbGGEA
 (I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Thu 4 Dec 2014, 22:37, Reply)
This is a normal post hahaha

(I helped save b3ta! omnitruncatedkraken from Empire Algol, Fri 5 Dec 2014, 1:09, Reply)
This is a normal post don't change horses mid-race

(macroscian (1 like), Thu 4 Dec 2014, 22:46, Reply)
This is a normal post your www?
www.arkancide.com/
 (I helped save b3ta! omnitruncatedkraken from Empire Algol, Fri 5 Dec 2014, 1:10, Reply)
This is a normal post 9/11 WAS VERY BAD

(I helped save b3ta! h3donist tryin' to play me out as if my name is Sega.., Fri 5 Dec 2014, 9:35, Reply)
This is a normal post Auto-tune. Auto-tune.
AUTO-TUNE.
 (I helped save b3ta! Fork Has lost his bash virginity!, Fri 5 Dec 2014, 11:27, Reply)
This is a link post Was looking for his joke about wife beating NSFW
... but found this instead. Probably not entirely safe for work.
(m.auron, Thu 4 Dec 2014, 21:02, Reply)
This is a normal post Jimmy Saville was a paedo?
Do the papers know?
 (I helped save b3ta! rjmrjm, Thu 4 Dec 2014, 22:45, Reply)
This is a normal post Mr Bean is getting edgy these days

(I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Fri 5 Dec 2014, 9:04, Reply)
This is a link post So, the Terminator thing down there got me looking for NEW ArnoCorps stuff, and I found THIS!
AC / DK goodness.
:D
(I helped save b3ta! stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Thu 4 Dec 2014, 20:35, Reply)
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www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y2QXHMsjMPg
 (I helped save b3ta! Turquoise Hexagon Sun has just dropped acid on, Thu 4 Dec 2014, 20:56, Reply)
This is a normal post Wait did those fucking savages really put bacon in a CAKE?
What the shuddering fuck is WRONG with Americans?
:/
 (I helped save b3ta! stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Thu 4 Dec 2014, 21:03, Reply)
This is a normal post ...more protein.

(I helped save b3ta! Turquoise Hexagon Sun has just dropped acid on, Thu 4 Dec 2014, 21:09, Reply)
This is a link post "There is NO reason to hit a woman!"
Bill Durr being very funny!
(Spin Its a thing., Thu 4 Dec 2014, 20:34, Reply)
This is a normal post which bit is the very funny bit?
the Youtube replies are unsurprisingly unpleasant too
 (I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 4 Dec 2014, 21:01, Reply)
This is a normal post As a victim of domestic violence
Much of it rang true for me
 (Spin Its a thing., Thu 4 Dec 2014, 21:18, Reply)
This is a normal post Why does it say
"Time to get your FUCKING BALLS BACK!
MANHOOD101.COM" ?

I don't get it
 (Bob the Builder killed Captain Alex, Thu 4 Dec 2014, 21:10, Reply)
This is a normal post Possible the annotations?
I have them turned off
 (Spin Its a thing., Thu 4 Dec 2014, 21:18, Reply)
This is a normal post TIME TO GET THEM BACK

(I helped save b3ta! omnitruncatedkraken from Empire Algol, Thu 4 Dec 2014, 21:26, Reply)
This is a normal post I like Bill Burr
He's like a nearer-the-knuckle Louis CK
 (I helped save b3ta! Quiver Search for FATALISTS on Spotify, Amazon, Apple, &c, Thu 4 Dec 2014, 21:38, Reply)
This is a normal post I listen to his weekly podcast, and he can be hilarious
but I found the special exhausting to have to listen to.
 (I helped save b3ta! gaijintendo Regular Member, Thu 4 Dec 2014, 22:37, Reply)
This is a normal post Women do have that inbuilt mechanism to after a few words leave a man a blob of humiliation.
I got angry once but before doing anything a saucepan around my head while walking up the stairs to calm down settled issues.
 (I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Thu 4 Dec 2014, 22:57, Reply)
This is a normal post Hrm...
My missus's Mum was married to a violent drunk. He burned his house and himself to oblivion when he left a cigarette smouldering. Luckily my missus and her mum had seen sense and moved out.
But I do find his "plenty of reasons" point funny. Wonder when he thought it would make a good stand-up set though :-O
 (I helped save b3ta! Fray Brentos *mega-belms*, Thu 4 Dec 2014, 23:20, Reply)
This is a normal post oh my God. What's wrong with his head?

(Twisted Technic .. as if, Fri 5 Dec 2014, 13:40, Reply)
This is a link post John Wayne's Harry Potter (And other horrors) I made this!
Here's the sequel to a random series of sketches I made earlier in the year.
Enjoy!
(oliputland, Thu 4 Dec 2014, 20:10, Reply)
This is a link post The Steve Albini paper plane production method the other day reminded me,
he has other hobbies too! Such as his awesome band Shellac. Known for their dark humour, dry-as-live studio ethic, and weirdly badass riffs! Herein I submit one of my favourite tracks from their new album, love the syncopation and call-response vocals in the latter half!

[Quick edit: the track is 'All the Surveyors' from Dude Incredible.]
(I helped save b3ta! Quiver Search for FATALISTS on Spotify, Amazon, Apple, &c, Thu 4 Dec 2014, 19:15, Reply)
This is a normal post Was listening to this yesterday ;o)

(I helped save b3ta! Turquoise Hexagon Sun has just dropped acid on, Thu 4 Dec 2014, 20:16, Reply)
This is a normal post
I salute your taste, as ever, THS!
 (I helped save b3ta! Quiver Search for FATALISTS on Spotify, Amazon, Apple, &c, Thu 4 Dec 2014, 20:26, Reply)
This is a normal post Great, but I do long for those long sunny Rapeman days.

(I helped save b3ta! fred zeppelin II: Electric Boogaloo, Thu 4 Dec 2014, 20:38, Reply)
This is a normal post
Alas, that fabled Big Black/Scratch Acid project burned bright, but short. That said, I still listen to 'Two Nuns and a Pack Mule' regularly!
 (I helped save b3ta! Quiver Search for FATALISTS on Spotify, Amazon, Apple, &c, Thu 4 Dec 2014, 20:57, Reply)
This is a normal post I still wonder what joke that title is the punchline too, or maybe the set-up.

(I helped save b3ta! fred zeppelin II: Electric Boogaloo, Fri 5 Dec 2014, 8:50, Reply)
This is a normal post Oh wow, didn't know there was new Shellac.

(I helped save b3ta! presferatu, Thu 4 Dec 2014, 20:59, Reply)
This is a normal post oooh should get a copy of this

(I helped save b3ta! Nuisance Value, Thu 4 Dec 2014, 21:17, Reply)
This is a normal post I like this.

(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 4 Dec 2014, 21:46, Reply)
This is a link post Terminator Genisys (sp?) trailer
Well, damn.

I dunno, man...I dunno.
(Jimbotfu Bummed in the gob again, Thu 4 Dec 2014, 19:12, Reply)
This is a normal post I like the way it at least matches the look of the first few films visually
Salvation appeared to be set halfway between Judge Dredd and Mad Max.

I'm struggling to understand the time context here though. ¿Por qué, anyone who knows?
 (BarryFromTheShitFarm Oh, Thu 4 Dec 2014, 19:21, Reply)
This is a normal post I think:
The resistance sent a reprogrammed Terminator back to intercept the Terminator from the original Terminator.
He's been living with Sarah Connor for a while, raising her and teaching her the ways of the force or whatever.
Then other stuff happens.
 (Jimbotfu Bummed in the gob again, Thu 4 Dec 2014, 19:24, Reply)
This is a normal post At this point, the Terminator franchise is so convoluted that it could stick its cock in its own ear.

(Jimbotfu Bummed in the gob again, Thu 4 Dec 2014, 19:26, Reply)
This is a normal post ^
x2
 (I helped save b3ta! omnitruncatedkraken from Empire Algol, Thu 4 Dec 2014, 21:03, Reply)
This is a normal post Ahh I see
So we're all pretending Salvation doesn't exist?
 (BarryFromTheShitFarm Oh, Thu 4 Dec 2014, 19:27, Reply)
This is a normal post and 3 by the looks of it.

(Jimbotfu Bummed in the gob again, Thu 4 Dec 2014, 19:29, Reply)
This is a normal post Maybe even 2, thinking about it.
It's a Star Trek-style soft reboot-type thingy.
 (Jimbotfu Bummed in the gob again, Thu 4 Dec 2014, 19:54, Reply)
This is a normal post Different timelines like in the telly series.
Hey anything that means T3 doesn't fucking exist gets my vote.
:D
 (I helped save b3ta! stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Thu 4 Dec 2014, 20:05, Reply)
This is a normal post That in itself would be enough to make me watch it
and the best thing is that like the Star Trek reboot they can throw all the past guff away and still consider it canon as the whole franchise hangs on dicking about with timelines.
 (I helped save b3ta! evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Thu 4 Dec 2014, 22:45, Reply)
This is a normal post Looks the same
Sounds the same
Seems to be the same... At least salvation was a bit different.
What we need is a Terminator vs Alien vs predator (yes the comics exist)

or, now here's a thought. Something else! Though I would settle for a second dread film right now... I would love some Indigo Prime, Spacemarines (coming soon!), Strontium Dog, Rogue Trooper or even Ex Machina
 (I helped save b3ta! zacherynuk @echo off, Thu 4 Dec 2014, 19:30, Reply)
This is a normal post Hellsyes.
Dredd was great. Prime example of how to inject a modern feel to hyperviolent 80s sci-fi genre. It carries the DNA of what made your Terminators, Robocops and Alienses great.

Shame no bugger saw it.
 (Jimbotfu Bummed in the gob again, Thu 4 Dec 2014, 19:36, Reply)
This is a normal post Hope you have signed up to the petition
www.youtube.com/watch?v=k-rE79vRsdU
 (I helped save b3ta! zacherynuk @echo off, Thu 4 Dec 2014, 19:39, Reply)
This is a normal post Long ago. It's not happening.
Shame.

I'd settle for a decent straight to DVD effort.
 (Jimbotfu Bummed in the gob again, Thu 4 Dec 2014, 19:50, Reply)
This is a normal post Read the comics. It's ongoing in the Megazine.

(I helped save b3ta! stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Thu 4 Dec 2014, 20:06, Reply)
This is a normal post Don't forget 'Weird Science'

(I helped save b3ta! Ghoti Fingers, Thu 4 Dec 2014, 20:21, Reply)
This is a normal post I will NEVER forget Weird Science.
:D
 (I helped save b3ta! stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Thu 4 Dec 2014, 20:47, Reply)
This is a normal post You want ANOTHER Space Marines film?
Angron's arse, wasn't the first one enough for you, you fucking Slaansehi masochist?
Rogue Trooper though...
 (I helped save b3ta! stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Thu 4 Dec 2014, 20:19, Reply)
This is a normal post This one, silly
thelordinquisitor.com/

The german one wasn't too bad... actually, yes it was too bad. LI looks well good. AND it has approval.
 (I helped save b3ta! zacherynuk @echo off, Thu 4 Dec 2014, 20:37, Reply)
This is a normal post German one? I was talking about ULTRAMARINES! THE MOVIE!
What the fuck are you talking about with "The German One"? Someone made a scat version?
 (I helped save b3ta! stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Thu 4 Dec 2014, 20:39, Reply)
This is a normal post I was refering to this one
Der Feind Im Innern : en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Damnatus

Which is actually better (although admittedly completely devoid of the assets you would expect) to the animated travesty, which completely *completely* went the wrong way for an animated 'film'.
 (I helped save b3ta! zacherynuk @echo off, Fri 5 Dec 2014, 1:11, Reply)
This is a normal post That Lord Inquisitor thing looks pretty good though.
I like that they've got the black carapace and the input ports for the power armour in there.
 (I helped save b3ta! stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Thu 4 Dec 2014, 20:46, Reply)
This is a normal post I dunno either
On the one hand it appears to explicitly reference T1 and T2, possibly adhering to those 'canon' timelines; but on the other, it's a modern Terminator, so duty-bound to be a stupid Snyder-esque prolonged music video of BADASS CYBORGS AND 'SPLOSIONS, with a hair-thin plot to achieve these goals. I dunno, man..
 (I helped save b3ta! Quiver Search for FATALISTS on Spotify, Amazon, Apple, &c, Thu 4 Dec 2014, 19:27, Reply)
This is a normal post I dunno man, I like the fact that it seems to be sort of like the Sarah Connor Chronicles.
:D
 (I helped save b3ta! stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Thu 4 Dec 2014, 20:04, Reply)
This is a normal post I dunno, man
I avoided that 'cause I thought it might be a bit shit. Is it worth a watch, o coach of Team Spiders?
 (I helped save b3ta! Quiver Search for FATALISTS on Spotify, Amazon, Apple, &c, Thu 4 Dec 2014, 20:33, Reply)
This is a normal post It's got The LOVELY Lena Headey in it. Of COURSE it's worth a wank, i mean watch,
There's also her that was the kid out of Firefly, if you like them malnourished and far too young.
 (I helped save b3ta! stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Thu 4 Dec 2014, 20:41, Reply)
This is a normal post
Lena Headey is indeed lovely, is there any tit?
 (I helped save b3ta! Quiver Search for FATALISTS on Spotify, Amazon, Apple, &c, Thu 4 Dec 2014, 21:01, Reply)
This is a normal post Not much. But still, Lena Headey....
:D
 (I helped save b3ta! stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Thu 4 Dec 2014, 21:04, Reply)
This is a normal post She looks surprisingly like a young Linda Hamilton an' all.
*edit* Wait, Lena Headey was the Sarah Connor in the Sarah Connor Chronicles?

I meant the Sarah Connor in this trailer looks like the Sarah Connor from the first Terminator, who was Linda Hamilton.


Fucking hell.
 (Jimbotfu Bummed in the gob again, Thu 4 Dec 2014, 21:13, Reply)
This is a normal post Arnold terminator aged? Shenanigans.

(I helped save b3ta! BaronMunchausen Interdimensional Demon Day Laborer, Thu 4 Dec 2014, 19:30, Reply)
This is a normal post Living tissue
www.youtube.com/watch?v=pj5_7jnIXm8
 (I helped save b3ta! zacherynuk @echo off, Thu 4 Dec 2014, 19:32, Reply)
This is a normal post looks pretty good as these things go

(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 4 Dec 2014, 19:53, Reply)
This is a normal post ^This.

(I helped save b3ta! stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Thu 4 Dec 2014, 20:19, Reply)
This is a normal post :D
Also I'll take ANY excuse to play this:
www.youtube.com/watch?v=-swIJR26_Vc
 (I helped save b3ta! stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Thu 4 Dec 2014, 20:26, Reply)
This is a normal post Hell yeah!

(Spin Its a thing., Thu 4 Dec 2014, 20:31, Reply)
This is a normal post I really hate call backs.
Just right some new lines of dialogue and start a new thing.
 (I helped save b3ta! presferatu, Thu 4 Dec 2014, 20:54, Reply)
This is a normal post I don't care if it's convoluted, or if he's an ageing terminator
I can't wait to see it
 (I helped save b3ta! Nuisance Value, Thu 4 Dec 2014, 21:13, Reply)
This is a normal post I'll be back....
just got to go to the toilet. Shat myself again.
 (I helped save b3ta! JamTallons, Thu 4 Dec 2014, 21:38, Reply)
This is a normal post Just.
Take. My. Money.
 (I helped save b3ta! id10ts WTF happened, Thu 4 Dec 2014, 22:31, Reply)
This is a normal post Looks alright
amazingly enough.
 (I helped save b3ta! Prestidigitus will set this 'ere black puddin on you, Thu 4 Dec 2014, 22:56, Reply)
This is a normal post Personally I think they should just make an infinite number of these movies
...and they should become a catalogue of the zeitgeist of when they were made.
 (chompedhomas, Fri 5 Dec 2014, 1:17, Reply)
This is a normal post looks crap
not getting my £
 (L E T S G O "Stop buying into and spreading this shit", Sat 6 Dec 2014, 12:32, Reply)
This is a normal post Looks woeful.
First film was ok … the rest have been turgid crap.
 (I helped save b3ta! Flash_Bastard, Sat 6 Dec 2014, 15:53, Reply)
This is a normal post Terminator 2 turgid crap?
The Ministry of Wrongness just called. They want their opinion back.
 (Jimbotfu Bummed in the gob again, Sun 7 Dec 2014, 13:29, Reply)
This is a link post Unedited vocals of Mariah Carey's
WTF!
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Thu 4 Dec 2014, 18:53, Reply)
This is a normal post Ahh, fond memories of the Linda McCartney tape
I quite like that song though, because I haven't heard it FIFTEEN FUCKING MILLION TIMES ALREADY.
 (I helped save b3ta! fred zeppelin II: Electric Boogaloo, Thu 4 Dec 2014, 19:01, Reply)
This is a normal post You know this means we're going to have to rethink your Christmas pressie?

(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Thu 4 Dec 2014, 22:34, Reply)
This is a normal post I blame her cleavage. Hard to notice anything else

(I helped save b3ta! gunmetal drove slowly in the passing lane on, Thu 4 Dec 2014, 19:30, Reply)
This is a normal post Such a shame
she can't open her mouth properly anymore. :(
 (I helped save b3ta! Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver I have very beautiful lips, Thu 4 Dec 2014, 19:37, Reply)
This is a normal post Show us how it's done love

(I helped save b3ta! gunmetal drove slowly in the passing lane on, Thu 4 Dec 2014, 20:13, Reply)
This is a normal post LEAVE HERBS ALONE!!!

(FartThroughAWalkieTalkie wished you were dead in ditch on, Thu 4 Dec 2014, 21:44, Reply)
This is a normal post Live vocals
From aging pop star aren't autotuned shocker!!!!
 (I helped save b3ta! Firkinfedup last shat on your wife's tits at, Thu 4 Dec 2014, 20:31, Reply)
This is a normal post not a fan but she sounded alright

(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 4 Dec 2014, 21:11, Reply)
This is a normal post At what date did you go deaf?

(I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Thu 4 Dec 2014, 22:59, Reply)
This is a normal post I've heard a lot worse

(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 5 Dec 2014, 10:17, Reply)
This is a normal post yep

(Leemondus, Fri 5 Dec 2014, 1:56, Reply)
This is a normal post Not wrong with that :(

(Spin Its a thing., Thu 4 Dec 2014, 21:23, Reply)
This is a normal post I would suspect a lot of good singers sound crap when isolated during live performance.
Often because they cannot clearly hear themselves sing.
 (I helped save b3ta! JamTallons, Thu 4 Dec 2014, 21:52, Reply)
This is a normal post She doesn't have stage monitors so probably using the in ear ones.
A mate of mine who works in sound says these can cause all sorts of issues with vocals, including pitch and timing.

As a amusing aside I made a spelling error on timing in that last sentence and google's suggested correction was "rimming"
 (I helped save b3ta! Fadgebadger Sweaty sumo wanks for everyone!, Thu 4 Dec 2014, 22:04, Reply)
This is a normal post Well Google does try to learn your internet habits...

(I helped save b3ta! JamTallons, Fri 5 Dec 2014, 10:07, Reply)
This is a normal post Duet with Cheryl Cole on the books?

(I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Thu 4 Dec 2014, 23:04, Reply)
This is a normal post I honestly think she does an OK job there.
I've heard plenty of worse live singers, that's for sure. But I will now have this song in my head for the next 48hrs. Augh.
 (I helped save b3ta! Fray Brentos *mega-belms*, Thu 4 Dec 2014, 23:29, Reply)
This is a normal post sounds fine to me.

(Leemondus, Fri 5 Dec 2014, 2:18, Reply)
This is a link post Indian Windows scammers lose their patience and start deleting the files of their would-be victim
Fuck these people.

Edit: Here's cool one where someone interrogates a caller after pointing him to an article detailing the scam

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kjKjyMKj3n4&feature=player_detailpage#t=3870
(hieronymus bosch pcmechanic 4ver in ar harts, goodnite sweet angle, Thu 4 Dec 2014, 18:49, Reply)
This is a normal post I used to get several calls per week
Just put them on speaker phone and let them access an isolated virtual machine which would do 'weird' things (Eg cmd.exe would randomly open other apps (notepad / wordpad / solitaire)

I always had the VM looking 'live' with documents open n stuff and they were always closed down and clicked 'don't save changes'.

Best I did was 1:30 hours with one of them - wish I had recorded some of the funnier sessions.
 (I helped save b3ta! zacherynuk @echo off, Thu 4 Dec 2014, 19:08, Reply)
This is a normal post I wonder how much money they make from scamming senile old ladies.
I would think it more profitable to have tourist tours around call centres during which you could stab in the spine all the people who make unsolicited calls to your house.
 (hieronymus bosch pcmechanic 4ver in ar harts, goodnite sweet angle, Thu 4 Dec 2014, 19:14, Reply)
This is a normal post I think I read on elreg it was like 20mil in 2013 :(
I like the stabby idea
 (I helped save b3ta! zacherynuk @echo off, Thu 4 Dec 2014, 19:23, Reply)
This is a normal post Fucking cunts

(I helped save b3ta! Fadgebadger Sweaty sumo wanks for everyone!, Thu 4 Dec 2014, 19:19, Reply)
This is a normal post They've never phoned me
I feel left out now
 (Bob the Builder killed Captain Alex, Thu 4 Dec 2014, 21:01, Reply)
This is a link post Just doing a little viral for Original Source I made this!
I hope they like it
(BarryFromTheShitFarm Oh, Thu 4 Dec 2014, 18:40, Reply)
This is a normal post What is that stuff?
Paint?
 (I helped save b3ta! fred zeppelin II: Electric Boogaloo, Thu 4 Dec 2014, 19:02, Reply)
This is a normal post Laxative
When you have piles of rocks.
 (smellysamlyingcable Seaman on, Thu 4 Dec 2014, 19:12, Reply)
This is a normal post Horrible on the bollocks
It is
 (BarryFromTheShitFarm Oh, Thu 4 Dec 2014, 19:16, Reply)
This is a link post Lo-Def Clay Animation
with a sublime song, that should erase the memory of Art Garfunkel's version at least.
(I helped save b3ta! fred zeppelin II: Electric Boogaloo, Thu 4 Dec 2014, 18:10, Reply)
This is a link post Know your fireworks
from 2 inch shells, all the way up to 48 inches.
(I helped save b3ta! RompaStompa Stick it up your jumper, Thu 4 Dec 2014, 17:57, Reply)
This is a normal post People clapping at fireworks.
America.
 (Jimbotfu Bummed in the gob again, Thu 4 Dec 2014, 18:03, Reply)
This is a normal post
Yeah, they clap planes landing too. I never understood that.
 (I helped save b3ta! RompaStompa Stick it up your jumper, Thu 4 Dec 2014, 18:06, Reply)
This is a normal post I suppose in different ways they're both about being pleased to be alive.
But it should probably be internalised after the age of about 4.
 (Jimbotfu Bummed in the gob again, Thu 4 Dec 2014, 18:11, Reply)
This is a normal post Ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Thu 4 Dec 2014, 18:03, Reply)
This is a normal post Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

(I helped save b3ta! Fadgebadger Sweaty sumo wanks for everyone!, Thu 4 Dec 2014, 18:10, Reply)
This is a normal post Nduhhh, is that it?

(I helped save b3ta! fred zeppelin II: Electric Boogaloo, Thu 4 Dec 2014, 18:46, Reply)
This is a normal post Haha

(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Thu 4 Dec 2014, 23:47, Reply)
This is a normal post Awesome thanks
In another life I'd like to be a firework person. Or a beekeeper.
 (I helped save b3ta! fred zeppelin II: Electric Boogaloo, Thu 4 Dec 2014, 18:48, Reply)
This is a normal post Covered in beeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!!

(I helped save b3ta! Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver I have very beautiful lips, Thu 4 Dec 2014, 19:31, Reply)
This is a normal post

(I helped save b3ta! Fadgebadger Sweaty sumo wanks for everyone!, Thu 4 Dec 2014, 19:55, Reply)
This is a normal post The tail end of that reminded me of Missile Command

(I helped save b3ta! evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Thu 4 Dec 2014, 23:35, Reply)
This is a link post If Rambo was Dyspraxic
Skip to 2.40 for the money shot
(skintagain, Thu 4 Dec 2014, 17:32, Reply)
This is a normal post That's mental
it's like that sniper bit in full metal jacket, meets dad's army
 (I helped save b3ta! Peach Motorbike I hate the cut of your jib, Thu 4 Dec 2014, 17:43, Reply)
This is a normal post There's a fair bit on incoming.
So they ain't shooting 12 year old's with pellet guns.
 (smellysamlyingcable Seaman on, Thu 4 Dec 2014, 19:17, Reply)
This is a normal post Campers.

(I helped save b3ta! BaronMunchausen Interdimensional Demon Day Laborer, Thu 4 Dec 2014, 18:18, Reply)
This is a normal post ^^
Comment of the week
 (dirk speedrift Sit doon, Thu 4 Dec 2014, 22:58, Reply)
This is a normal post Haha, more fighting over that place? Didn't look worth it tbh.

(pissflaps. FSPW, Thu 4 Dec 2014, 18:51, Reply)
This is a normal post They must have an infinite supply of ammunition
seeing as they seem to be just firing at random.

Or am I wrong?
 (Bob the Builder killed Captain Alex, Thu 4 Dec 2014, 19:11, Reply)
This is a normal post Cold war stockpiles.
Put it on full auto and go for tea.
Come back later, changer barrel, load another 10 000, put it on full auto and go for a wank.

Etc.
 (smellysamlyingcable Seaman on, Thu 4 Dec 2014, 19:16, Reply)
This is a normal post Tea *and* a wank?
Wow! Living the dream!
 (I helped save b3ta! Ghoti Fingers, Thu 4 Dec 2014, 20:02, Reply)
This is a normal post FULLY AUTOMATIC!!!

(emptyspace, Thu 4 Dec 2014, 22:30, Reply)
This is a normal post DIY SOS has gone downhill a bit

(I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Thu 4 Dec 2014, 23:23, Reply)
This is a normal post I think they were just trying to destroy the building through small arms.
There seemed to be no other objective.
Fucking amateurs.
 (SpangoTheWonderBadger is brewing beer, Fri 5 Dec 2014, 10:21, Reply)
This is a link post RIP Ian McLagan
.
 (ccc, Thu 4 Dec 2014, 17:19, Reply)
This is a normal post A great band that proved to be an incubator for other great bands.

(I helped save b3ta! gunmetal drove slowly in the passing lane on, Thu 4 Dec 2014, 19:32, Reply)
This is a link post By I made this!
a reworking of someone else's song. edit: might not be everyone's cup of tea.
(I helped save b3ta! tickle I was away, Thu 4 Dec 2014, 16:34, Reply)
This is a normal post Norman Collier?

(Spin Its a thing., Thu 4 Dec 2014, 16:49, Reply)
This is a normal post Oh I don't know, how do you post a pic link in the box below?

(pissflaps. FSPW, Thu 4 Dec 2014, 16:11, Reply)
This is a normal post
<img src="http://www.standard.co.uk/news/article6852450.ece/alternates/w460/Prince%20Harry%20receives%20a%20polo%20prize%20from%20Kolin%20Dhillon.jpg"/>
 (I helped save b3ta! Fadgebadger Sweaty sumo wanks for everyone!, Thu 4 Dec 2014, 16:18, Reply)
This is a normal post Whaaaaaaaaaa! It's magic!
Ta
 (pissflaps. FSPW, Thu 4 Dec 2014, 16:28, Reply)
This is a normal post Magnets
Of course
 (I helped save b3ta! Firkinfedup last shat on your wife's tits at, Thu 4 Dec 2014, 18:49, Reply)

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