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This is a link post Thi is what the internet was invented for: The Crap Robot Championships
HEBOCON: The Robot Contest for Dummies
(I helped save b3ta! wakeupandsmellthebacon, Fri 5 Dec 2014, 16:03, Reply)
This is a normal post The "Naked Lady Giver" has robots on it?

(I helped save b3ta! gunmetal drove slowly in the passing lane on, Fri 5 Dec 2014, 16:13, Reply)
This is a normal post Apparently there are loads of bored houserobots in your area desperate to meet you
And they all have dildo legs
 (I helped save b3ta! wakeupandsmellthebacon, Fri 5 Dec 2014, 17:21, Reply)
This is a normal post This is brilliant
I particularly liked the entrant that left her robot on the train and, instead, sent a picture in of her having a beer.
 (SpangoTheWonderBadger is brewing beer, Fri 5 Dec 2014, 16:15, Reply)
This is a normal post "The crown praised this act of supreme crapiness"

(I helped save b3ta! Turquoise Hexagon Sun has just dropped acid on, Fri 5 Dec 2014, 16:54, Reply)
This is a normal post At 4:54 I was thinking "they look like....
Oh, the subtitles confirm the robot's legs are indeed vibrating dildos.
Truly wonderful.
 (I helped save b3ta! tarka_dall Like normal dall, only a bit more spicy, Fri 5 Dec 2014, 16:15, Reply)
This is a normal post It gave everyone a sense of excitement
Carry on my will
 (I helped save b3ta! wakeupandsmellthebacon, Fri 5 Dec 2014, 17:28, Reply)
This is a normal post Needs more robots controlled by a gender neutral he/she in a jumper.

(I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Fri 5 Dec 2014, 16:18, Reply)
This is a normal post Holding a Micro Desert Eagle.

(I helped save b3ta! gunmetal drove slowly in the passing lane on, Fri 5 Dec 2014, 16:20, Reply)
This is a normal post Looks fun!
*gripe* So now wind up toys are "robots" and RC helicopters are "drones." */gripe*
 (I helped save b3ta! BaronMunchausen Interdimensional Demon Day Laborer, Fri 5 Dec 2014, 16:28, Reply)
This is a normal post wonderful
loved it
 (theswollenbeef where there's a will there's a wank, Fri 5 Dec 2014, 16:39, Reply)
This is a normal post haha i like the
dildo robot best
 (I helped save b3ta! Firkinfedup last shat on your wife's tits at, Fri 5 Dec 2014, 16:46, Reply)
This is a normal post How many of them were made by moggy?

(I helped save b3ta! stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Fri 5 Dec 2014, 17:00, Reply)
This is a normal post None. It was too far to travel from Cirencester
and Dave had a big job on at the signwriters that weekend.
 (I helped save b3ta! Ghoti Fingers, Fri 5 Dec 2014, 18:28, Reply)
This is a normal post brilliant !

(I helped save b3ta! amoebaboy chose for death by unga bunga on, Fri 5 Dec 2014, 19:10, Reply)
This is a normal post oddly watchable

(macroscian (1 like), Fri 5 Dec 2014, 21:34, Reply)
This is a normal post Needs more Craig Charles with a finger to his ear.

(I helped save b3ta! Flash_Bastard, Sat 6 Dec 2014, 0:19, Reply)
This is a link post Nice acoustic of Something for Nothing by Dave Grohl
Edit: "From" rather...
 (I helped save b3ta! gunmetal drove slowly in the passing lane on, Fri 5 Dec 2014, 16:00, Reply)
This is a normal post Went off them although I quite like their last couple of albums now.

Going to see them at Wembley for shits and giggles - it's been a while ;o)
 (I helped save b3ta! Turquoise Hexagon Sun has just dropped acid on, Fri 5 Dec 2014, 17:02, Reply)
This is a link post Car runs over protesters in Minneapolis
for some reason
 (I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Fri 5 Dec 2014, 14:39, Reply)
This is a normal post ....for Coxxy/Gunmental to repeatedly jerk off over.
Would be my guess.
 (I helped save b3ta! Tab Hunter Make this useless process end and so, begin again, Fri 5 Dec 2014, 14:48, Reply)
This is a normal post Don't be silly.
No guns.
 (I helped save b3ta! Fadgebadger Sweaty sumo wanks for everyone!, Fri 5 Dec 2014, 14:55, Reply)
This is a normal post ...excepting the ones he puts up his bottom
Prior to masturbating over videos of black people getting injured.
 (I helped save b3ta! Tab Hunter Make this useless process end and so, begin again, Fri 5 Dec 2014, 15:00, Reply)
This is a normal post Project much?

(I helped save b3ta! gunmetal drove slowly in the passing lane on, Fri 5 Dec 2014, 15:41, Reply)
This is a normal post Oh, you've given it a military-sounding name? "Project Much"
Shame you're not as good at naming projects as you are masturbating whilst driving into crowds of black people.
 (I helped save b3ta! Tab Hunter Make this useless process end and so, begin again, Fri 5 Dec 2014, 15:56, Reply)
This is a normal post My life is the thing of dreams for you.

(I helped save b3ta! gunmetal drove slowly in the passing lane on, Fri 5 Dec 2014, 16:09, Reply)
This is a normal post Careful now, some of Tabs dreams are pretty unhygienic.

(I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Fri 5 Dec 2014, 16:16, Reply)
This is a normal post I posted this just for him
to watch and replay repeatedly
 (I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Fri 5 Dec 2014, 15:00, Reply)
This is a normal post
No gun handy problys.
 (smellysamlyingcable Seaman on, Fri 5 Dec 2014, 14:48, Reply)
This is a normal post The second half, do the protestors climb on top on the bonnet before or after it starts to move forward?
Driver might have been afraid of going the same way as Reginald Denny.

Just playing Devils avocado for shits and giggles.
 (I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Fri 5 Dec 2014, 14:55, Reply)
This is a normal post What would you do if a hysterical, angry mob were trying to claw their way through your car to get to you?
I wouldn't stick around, not even if Gunmetal Man was sat next to me with a huge fuck off bazooka
 (I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Fri 5 Dec 2014, 14:59, Reply)
This is a normal post I was thinking before it moves into the crowd at all
There's the arial footage where it moves out from behind another car and move up to the crowd.
If it's carried on going and just ploughed through then it's a bit cuntish but if prats have started to climb up on it first then i'ld certainly get the fuck out of dodge.

Or pulled out my D-Eagle, held it sideways, built the castle and unleashed righteous lead fury.
 (I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Fri 5 Dec 2014, 15:13, Reply)
This is a normal post This has been on the local news. No charges to the driver because luckily all the "peaceful" protesters had cameras rolling and they could see that the mob surrounded the car at several points.
My understanding was the guy works for a living and didn't understand what was going on but quickly became fearful for his life from those peace lovers.
 (I helped save b3ta! gunmetal drove slowly in the passing lane on, Fri 5 Dec 2014, 15:41, Reply)
This is a normal post But what would have happened if he didn't work for a living?

(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Fri 5 Dec 2014, 15:43, Reply)
This is a normal post Then he'd have all the time in the world to sit around, spending his parents' money and get offended about things that don't affect him.

(I helped save b3ta! gunmetal drove slowly in the passing lane on, Fri 5 Dec 2014, 15:48, Reply)
This is a normal post Yeah, woe betide that people comment or give a damn about stuff that doesn't immediately impact upon them.

(I helped save b3ta! Tab Hunter Make this useless process end and so, begin again, Fri 5 Dec 2014, 15:55, Reply)
This is a normal post I see
Probably smoking drugs and listening to music like this with posters of Chairman Mao on the wall
 (I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Fri 5 Dec 2014, 15:58, Reply)
This is a normal post I've been to that part of town - that's EXACTLY what they are into.
*shudders*
 (I helped save b3ta! gunmetal drove slowly in the passing lane on, Fri 5 Dec 2014, 16:10, Reply)
This is a normal post I started off looking for videos about Turkish artillery
how on earth I ended up on that is beyond me
 (I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Fri 5 Dec 2014, 16:16, Reply)
This is a normal post "Turkish artillery", .... right.

(I helped save b3ta! gunmetal drove slowly in the passing lane on, Fri 5 Dec 2014, 16:21, Reply)
This is a normal post hahahaha
wtf is that?

Yet, girls somehow pull it off just as 'having a great time', and guy comes out as a massive weirdo.
 (I helped save b3ta! omnitruncatedkraken from Empire Algol, Fri 5 Dec 2014, 16:19, Reply)
This is a normal post O_o
www.youtube.com/watch?v=IDzNIKQqk4k
 (I helped save b3ta! omnitruncatedkraken from Empire Algol, Fri 5 Dec 2014, 16:20, Reply)
This is a normal post It looks like the house band for a Rainbow Festival.

(I helped save b3ta! gunmetal drove slowly in the passing lane on, Fri 5 Dec 2014, 16:26, Reply)
This is a normal post Looked like a tough audience

(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Fri 5 Dec 2014, 16:30, Reply)
This is a normal post Again?
Oh, this is the same one from earlier in the week.
Yeah, don't know why he didn't just reverse the fuck out of there once he'd seen them, rather than just plowing straight into them.
 (I helped save b3ta! stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Fri 5 Dec 2014, 15:15, Reply)
This is a normal post When the zombie apocalypse comes
I'm buying a subaru - all that frenzied hammering and hardly a scratch!
 (dyllon nice beaver., Fri 5 Dec 2014, 19:48, Reply)
This is a link post Measure your pitch perception abilities
Test your ability to discern between the pitch of two different sounds.

I got 1.425hz. There's also a test for tone deafness..
 (I helped save b3ta! mugwump In summary then, oh no. Chris., Fri 5 Dec 2014, 14:25, Reply)
This is a normal post Hmm, I only got down to about 3 before I started cocking up

(I helped save b3ta! DinivanX Has stinging piss after drinking Pact Coffee, Fri 5 Dec 2014, 14:32, Reply)
This is a normal post I got 3.0hz
Though having a ear infection probably didn't help.
 (Night_ninja, Fri 5 Dec 2014, 14:34, Reply)
This is a normal post
0.4125 Hz

Is that good?

EDIT: 94 percentile. Must be. I thought years of playing in bands would have fucked my ears beyond belief.
 (I helped save b3ta! Fadgebadger Sweaty sumo wanks for everyone!, Fri 5 Dec 2014, 14:39, Reply)
This is a normal post got 94.4% on the tone deaf test, does that make me like a beethoven?
not sure i understand what 'tone deaf' means, is it not being able to hear a difference between 2 notes? Is that a real thing people have? Must make music sound a bit weird..
 (I helped save b3ta! mutated monty, Fri 5 Dec 2014, 14:46, Reply)
This is a normal post Got 86% at tone deaf "exceptionally good"
...got 12 hz at pitch perception "exceptionally bad"
 (chompedhomas, Fri 5 Dec 2014, 14:54, Reply)
This is a normal post that throws a spanner in the works then

(I helped save b3ta! mutated monty, Fri 5 Dec 2014, 15:16, Reply)
This is a normal post I suppose I should have switched off the loud heavy metal first

(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Fri 5 Dec 2014, 14:47, Reply)
This is a normal post 60hz
i fucking cant work the buttons
 (I helped save b3ta! colmcq2, Fri 5 Dec 2014, 15:05, Reply)
This is a normal post What?

(I helped save b3ta! Cock, Sat 6 Dec 2014, 1:32, Reply)
This is a normal post Gah!
THEY ARE ALL THE FUCKING SAME!
It's just like that magic eye hoax. They are laughing at you.

Or my ears are dead.
 (I helped save b3ta! zacherynuk @echo off, Fri 5 Dec 2014, 15:14, Reply)
This is a normal post 0.75
oh, didn't finish :P ended with
0.6 Hz 87th Percentile
not bad
 (I helped save b3ta! --- ---, Fri 5 Dec 2014, 15:42, Reply)
This is a normal post :S
"It seems as if you had some difficulty with this test, or your pitch perception abilities are outside the range of this test.

This test can only reliably measure frequency differences less than 60 Hz. At the frequency range tested, two semitones (adjacent notes on a piano keyboard) are 30 Hz apart."
 (I helped save b3ta! miss fortunate last posted ages ago, Fri 5 Dec 2014, 16:02, Reply)
This is a normal post ^is probably sad about Coldplay splitting up

(I helped save b3ta! Tab Hunter Make this useless process end and so, begin again, Fri 5 Dec 2014, 16:08, Reply)
This is a normal post Ooooh! how dare you!!
there are few things on this earth worse than coldplay.
*finger hovers over ignore button*
 (I helped save b3ta! miss fortunate last posted ages ago, Fri 5 Dec 2014, 16:30, Reply)
This is a normal post I'm no expert, but
I've never heard a lady call that her "ignore button" before.
 (I helped save b3ta! Tab Hunter Make this useless process end and so, begin again, Fri 5 Dec 2014, 16:37, Reply)
This is a normal post EH ? what did you say ?

(I helped save b3ta! fluffybunnykiller Is feasting on the clitoris of life, Fri 5 Dec 2014, 16:46, Reply)
This is a normal post 0.975
which isn't bad for someone who likes to stand next to the speakers at gigs.
 (I helped save b3ta! admiral crunch holds the newsreader's nose squarely, Fri 5 Dec 2014, 17:00, Reply)
This is a normal post .375
I'm always tuning my guitar so my pitch is pretty good
 (I helped save b3ta! colmcq2, Fri 5 Dec 2014, 17:00, Reply)
This is a normal post Ah yes, didn't even think of that.

(I helped save b3ta! Fadgebadger Sweaty sumo wanks for everyone!, Fri 5 Dec 2014, 17:11, Reply)
This is a normal post Well, THAT is obvious.
Having heard some of your stuff.
 (I helped save b3ta! Tab Hunter Make this useless process end and so, begin again, Fri 5 Dec 2014, 17:50, Reply)
This is a normal post thanks for posting this
i found the tone deaf test to be much more challenging than the pitch test.

(i have graduate degrees in music theory/composition, so i'm clearly an expert.) :P

i pulled an embarrassing 78% on tone deaf, but discovered i can discriminate down to 0.75 hertz.
 (whosebooze, Fri 5 Dec 2014, 20:31, Reply)
This is a normal post 0.6

(I helped save b3ta! mr.dogshit The world's premier anthropomorphic canine faeces, Fri 5 Dec 2014, 21:29, Reply)
This is a normal post Doesn't this test depend awfully upon what type of hardware you are playing from?

(I helped save b3ta! Cock, Fri 5 Dec 2014, 23:23, Reply)
This is a normal post 0.825 off my macbook speakers.
So, not really, no.
 (dingodrum Drums 'n that., Sat 6 Dec 2014, 1:56, Reply)
This is a normal post You'll find a macbook has a well engineered set of speakers
so, yes
 (I helped save b3ta! Cock, Sat 6 Dec 2014, 20:56, Reply)
This is a link post What causes/cures cancer
Probably GC but it illustrates the mentalness of the Daily Heil
 (I helped save b3ta! Locus213 Slightly to the left of Bakunin, Fri 5 Dec 2014, 14:05, Reply)
This is a normal post they need to find something beginning with Z
just so they have covered every letter of the alphabet.
 (I helped save b3ta! mutated monty, Fri 5 Dec 2014, 14:27, Reply)
This is a normal post Zebras cure cancer
by kicking it to death.
 (DestructoLettuce, Fri 5 Dec 2014, 15:34, Reply)
This is a normal post I went to "L" for "life"
But apparently the only thing that is an actual definite cause of cancer, isn't in there.
 (I helped save b3ta! DinivanX Has stinging piss after drinking Pact Coffee, Fri 5 Dec 2014, 14:34, Reply)
This is a link post A heart-warming story just in time for Christmas.

(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Fri 5 Dec 2014, 13:50, Reply)
This is a normal post It's usually turkey but what the hell, I'll give anything a try.

(I helped save b3ta! Fadgebadger Sweaty sumo wanks for everyone!, Fri 5 Dec 2014, 13:54, Reply)
This is a normal post They taste like tesco hamburgers.

(I helped save b3ta! DinivanX Has stinging piss after drinking Pact Coffee, Fri 5 Dec 2014, 14:35, Reply)
This is a normal post *Orders twelvety*

(I helped save b3ta! Fadgebadger Sweaty sumo wanks for everyone!, Fri 5 Dec 2014, 14:41, Reply)
This is a link post The Moped Diaries
A Nice short filum...
(I helped save b3ta! bane, Fri 5 Dec 2014, 13:48, Reply)
This is a normal post This is great. Cheers.

(I helped save b3ta! wakeupandsmellthebacon, Fri 5 Dec 2014, 18:34, Reply)
This is a normal post I watched about 1 minute. I may watch later.
The mother seems a right cunt though.
 (I helped save b3ta! Flash_Bastard, Sat 6 Dec 2014, 11:01, Reply)
This is a link post What do dictators like to eat?
"Over-drinking, paralysing fear and cruel teasing once turned a diner like Nikita Khrushchev into a staggering incontinent wreck. Comrade Tito of Yugoslavia could only keep up with the toasting by vomiting into his jacket sleeve."
 (I helped save b3ta! Ghoti Fingers, Fri 5 Dec 2014, 13:47, Reply)
This is a link post One for the FX nerds. Interesting read on the advanced miniature work that was done in Interstellar
Even if most of you inevitably thought the film was shit, nice to see some ostensibly old-fashioned techniques still being put to use. It looked stunning on an IMAX screen.
 (BarryFromTheShitFarm Oh, Fri 5 Dec 2014, 13:39, Reply)
This is a normal post I like foreign-exchange just as much as the next man, but this isn't relevant to my interests
Meanwhile USDRUB is above 53 ... Looks like holidays to Crimea might be getting cheaper.
 (I helped save b3ta! Ghoti Fingers, Fri 5 Dec 2014, 13:43, Reply)
This is a normal post They did it with models?
Nice. I'd assumed it would all be CG these days. I just wish they'd had a few more effects shots, and a few less of McConaughey mumbling something about saving his terrible terrible family.
 (I helped save b3ta! evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Fri 5 Dec 2014, 14:24, Reply)
This is a normal post Could be worse, he could be the ginger one.

(I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Fri 5 Dec 2014, 13:15, Reply)
This is a normal post OH the irony.
Also.
 (I helped save b3ta! Tab Hunter Make this useless process end and so, begin again, Fri 5 Dec 2014, 13:42, Reply)
This is a normal post Sleeping in paint?
I was hoping it was a mutant cat that would start growing tentacles before devouring everyone in the village.
 (I helped save b3ta! Fadgebadger Sweaty sumo wanks for everyone!, Fri 5 Dec 2014, 13:55, Reply)
This is a normal post Kinda looks like a baby Battle-cat fom He man.

(I helped save b3ta! Marxist Pig Better Red Than Smeg, Fri 5 Dec 2014, 13:36, Reply)
This is a normal post I can haz the power?

(I helped save b3ta! BaronMunchausen Interdimensional Demon Day Laborer, Fri 5 Dec 2014, 15:40, Reply)
This is a normal post he looks vaguely embarrassed about it

(I helped save b3ta! h3donist tryin' to play me out as if my name is Sega.., Fri 5 Dec 2014, 13:51, Reply)
This is a normal post Isn't Russia Today a Russian propaganda network used to peddle their Imperialist lies?
I'm not sure I want to click on that, I might be generating them advertising revenue or something
 (I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Fri 5 Dec 2014, 14:45, Reply)
This is a normal post Yes it is.
It's their way of legitimizing their increasingly despotic world view.
 (SpangoTheWonderBadger is brewing beer, Fri 5 Dec 2014, 16:20, Reply)
This is a normal post Mansun did this years ago for a video - they dropped the budget for the video in cash over the balconies of Liverpool St station
and videoed people's responses. It was shit and the track went nowhere.
 (I helped save b3ta! fred zeppelin II: Electric Boogaloo, Fri 5 Dec 2014, 13:17, Reply)
This is a normal post KLF
uh-huh
 (I helped save b3ta! dysonology "You get an 'ology', you're a scientist!", Fri 5 Dec 2014, 13:30, Reply)
This is a normal post Beep boop
bloop beep
 (Ol' Ginger Bastard a role model for the children, Fri 5 Dec 2014, 18:18, Reply)
This is a normal post Mind, Six was a reet crackin' album.
Though the video for "being a girl" featured Danny Dyer.
So, swings & roundabouts.
 (I helped save b3ta! Tab Hunter Make this useless process end and so, begin again, Fri 5 Dec 2014, 13:37, Reply)
This is a normal post The full length version of being a girl was much better.

(I helped save b3ta! Fadgebadger Sweaty sumo wanks for everyone!, Fri 5 Dec 2014, 13:56, Reply)
This is a normal post You're as wrong as your haircut.

(I helped save b3ta! Tab Hunter Make this useless process end and so, begin again, Fri 5 Dec 2014, 14:49, Reply)
This is a normal post WAT...EVS!!!

(I helped save b3ta! Fadgebadger Sweaty sumo wanks for everyone!, Fri 5 Dec 2014, 14:56, Reply)
This is a normal post ^greasy-haired butthurt

(I helped save b3ta! Tab Hunter Make this useless process end and so, begin again, Fri 5 Dec 2014, 15:14, Reply)
This is a normal post Pffft

(I helped save b3ta! Fadgebadger Sweaty sumo wanks for everyone!, Fri 5 Dec 2014, 15:20, Reply)
This is a normal post just burn the bastards
and the money
 (loveless, Fri 5 Dec 2014, 13:30, Reply)
This is a normal post sounds dangerous

(I helped save b3ta! presferatu, Fri 5 Dec 2014, 16:52, Reply)
This is a link post A recorder made from a carrot.

(I helped save b3ta! antmulder Flick your icefloss, Fri 5 Dec 2014, 12:30, Reply)
This is a normal post that's great!
i used to make little cars from carrots and toothpicks but this is another level
 (theswollenbeef where there's a will there's a wank, Fri 5 Dec 2014, 12:43, Reply)
This is a normal post My carrots make excellent butt plugs.

(I helped save b3ta! Fadgebadger Sweaty sumo wanks for everyone!, Fri 5 Dec 2014, 13:57, Reply)
This is a normal post
with minimum fettling.
 (I helped save b3ta! bane, Fri 5 Dec 2014, 14:06, Reply)
This is a normal post top tip leave the green tops on carrots that are used as but plugs. as this will make it easyer to remove them with out the need for medical assistance

(I helped save b3ta! fluffybunnykiller Is feasting on the clitoris of life, Fri 5 Dec 2014, 15:56, Reply)
This is a normal post Reminds me of Mr Pollack
www.youtube.com/watch?v=nXHBOUIc-x8
 (I helped save b3ta! Turquoise Hexagon Sun has just dropped acid on, Fri 5 Dec 2014, 16:47, Reply)
This is a normal post well done
was i the only one who thought his little bit of playing sounded very nearly like beethoven's ninth?
 (whosebooze, Fri 5 Dec 2014, 18:26, Reply)
This is a normal post I've never seen anything like that before. Who'd of thunk it? A purple chopping board!

(I helped save b3ta! Flash_Bastard, Sat 6 Dec 2014, 0:17, Reply)
This is a link post 54321big space rocket go now!
Missed the start of this but it's still going up

[edit]
It's just spaffed it's boosters

[edit edit]
How long has evil_andys post been there?
Arsebiscuits.
 (I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Fri 5 Dec 2014, 12:08, Reply)
This is a normal post terrorists have hijacked it in space
and are now flying it back towards the pentagon :(
 (I helped save b3ta! $imon $quibb ✅, Fri 5 Dec 2014, 12:12, Reply)
This is a normal post Nah it's a secret nuke attack on East Meg One

(I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Fri 5 Dec 2014, 12:15, Reply)
This is a normal post I haven't spaffed my boosters for years :(

(I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Fri 5 Dec 2014, 12:15, Reply)
This is a normal post About 8 minutes longer than yours
So ner.
 (I helped save b3ta! evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Fri 5 Dec 2014, 13:17, Reply)
This is a normal post Yeah well mine will still be on the page when yours is pushed off the bottom.
*goes off to find more links to post*
 (I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Fri 5 Dec 2014, 13:42, Reply)
This is a normal post If I'm going down, I'm taking you with me

(I helped save b3ta! evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Fri 5 Dec 2014, 14:19, Reply)
This is a link post 9 Sexual Images Hidden In Your Favorite Disney Cartoons

(hieronymus bosch pcmechanic 4ver in ar harts, goodnite sweet angle, Fri 5 Dec 2014, 12:04, Reply)
This is a normal post Ban this sick filth.

(I helped save b3ta! Ghoti Fingers, Fri 5 Dec 2014, 12:12, Reply)
This is a normal post Says more about the person "seeing" things than the cartoons.

(DestructoLettuce, Fri 5 Dec 2014, 12:27, Reply)
This is a normal post It's clickhole - a satirical clickbait site (owned by The Onion)

(I helped save b3ta! Ghoti Fingers, Fri 5 Dec 2014, 13:16, Reply)
This is a normal post he just so wants to believe!!!
let him believe!!!
 (I helped save b3ta! Firkinfedup last shat on your wife's tits at, Fri 5 Dec 2014, 16:02, Reply)
This is a normal post RIS
or is it just not funny?
 (theswollenbeef where there's a will there's a wank, Fri 5 Dec 2014, 12:30, Reply)
This is a normal post ^

(I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Fri 5 Dec 2014, 12:32, Reply)
This is a normal post *Drops monocle*

(I helped save b3ta! Fadgebadger Sweaty sumo wanks for everyone!, Fri 5 Dec 2014, 13:57, Reply)
This is a link post Here we go again
Live NASA TV stream is currently offine: www.ustream.tv/nasahdtv

Lift off is scheduled for 12:05 PM.
 (I helped save b3ta! evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Fri 5 Dec 2014, 12:00, Reply)
This is a normal post Try this instead
NASA
 (I helped save b3ta! Locus213 Slightly to the left of Bakunin, Fri 5 Dec 2014, 12:01, Reply)
This is a normal post Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

(I helped save b3ta! Fadgebadger Sweaty sumo wanks for everyone!, Fri 5 Dec 2014, 12:07, Reply)
This is a normal post stream crapped out at critical moment
teach 'em to store the servers in a shed on the launch site
 (theswollenbeef where there's a will there's a wank, Fri 5 Dec 2014, 12:10, Reply)
This is a normal post Works fine on my link
I especially liked the bit with the nude space vampires.
 (I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Fri 5 Dec 2014, 12:29, Reply)
This is a normal post *spaffs boosters

(theswollenbeef where there's a will there's a wank, Fri 5 Dec 2014, 12:41, Reply)
This is a link post Had an idea about greenscreens on the way into work I made this!
and I'm very proud of myself
(mysticmurray, Fri 5 Dec 2014, 11:03, Reply)
This is a normal post Ha. Simple and brilliant

(BarryFromTheShitFarm Oh, Fri 5 Dec 2014, 11:08, Reply)
This is a normal post Phew! You're still alive.
I was worried that after your contretemps, Coxxy had tracked you down & metered out extreme gunishment.
 (I helped save b3ta! Tab Hunter Make this useless process end and so, begin again, Fri 5 Dec 2014, 11:20, Reply)
This is a normal post I think he's in his 'Gunmetal' persona this week,
on the meds so he just talks rubbish. It's when he can't get the pills due to 'Big Government interference' that he becomes Coxxy and starts wounding small animals and hunting people.
 (FartThroughAWalkieTalkie wished you were dead in ditch on, Fri 5 Dec 2014, 11:47, Reply)
This is a normal post He gaz'd be something called 'The Constitution' written by some terrorist insurgents a few hundred years ago and I read and thought it was shite

(BarryFromTheShitFarm Oh, Fri 5 Dec 2014, 12:48, Reply)
This is a normal post Nicely done!
How long before commercial sponsors get this idea?
 (I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Fri 5 Dec 2014, 11:20, Reply)
This is a normal post fake
i can still see the green ball :P
 (theswollenbeef where there's a will there's a wank, Fri 5 Dec 2014, 11:22, Reply)
This is a normal post You forgot to include this one

(I helped save b3ta! mr.dogshit The world's premier anthropomorphic canine faeces, Fri 5 Dec 2014, 11:30, Reply)
This is a normal post Best election photo ever

(I helped save b3ta! evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Fri 5 Dec 2014, 11:34, Reply)
This is a normal post

(I helped save b3ta! Tab Hunter Make this useless process end and so, begin again, Fri 5 Dec 2014, 11:35, Reply)
This is a normal post Haha!

(BombayMick Dogs are better than cats, Fri 5 Dec 2014, 11:43, Reply)
This is a normal post Haha. Brilliant

(felixcoen, Fri 5 Dec 2014, 14:13, Reply)
This is a normal post hahahahaha

(I helped save b3ta! Fadgebadger Sweaty sumo wanks for everyone!, Fri 5 Dec 2014, 11:43, Reply)
This is a normal post haha
i had forgotten about that one, excellent!
 (I helped save b3ta! Firkinfedup last shat on your wife's tits at, Fri 5 Dec 2014, 12:39, Reply)
This is a normal post Just noticed that that last shot has him posing with a pint of IPA
INDIAN pale ale! That's a bit off-message for him, isn't it?

Now do it again with the new Star Wars trailer superimposed, and /links will explode
 (FartThroughAWalkieTalkie wished you were dead in ditch on, Fri 5 Dec 2014, 11:43, Reply)
This is a normal post India Pale Ale...
..its OK - it was for Brits abroad, not for Johnny Forrin! ;)
 (I helped save b3ta! Manofmilk walks without rhythm but still attracts the worm, Fri 5 Dec 2014, 11:52, Reply)
This is a normal post I liked the blue tongue stud …

(I helped save b3ta! wakeupandsmellthebacon, Fri 5 Dec 2014, 18:07, Reply)
This is a normal post Haha! Good stuff!

(I helped save b3ta! DinivanX Has stinging piss after drinking Pact Coffee, Fri 5 Dec 2014, 14:37, Reply)
This is a link post It's amazing what you find stuffed down the back of the sofa
Especially when it's in the Vatican.
 (BombayMick Dogs are better than cats, Fri 5 Dec 2014, 9:48, Reply)
This is a normal post Its the Vatican
I'm surprised it was only hundreds of millions.
 (I helped save b3ta! evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Fri 5 Dec 2014, 9:59, Reply)
This is a normal post and there weren't any corpses

(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 5 Dec 2014, 10:06, Reply)
This is a normal post My second uncle,
did shit loads of tax fraud and dodgy money swapping for the vatican years ago (he 'killed himself' in '82) because apparently he knew too much shit about how corrupt all them god botherers were.
I was apparently named after him. TruFax
 (robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Fri 5 Dec 2014, 10:51, Reply)
This is a normal post Roberto Calvi ?
Strangest "suicide" ever.
 (I helped save b3ta! bane, Fri 5 Dec 2014, 11:20, Reply)
This is a normal post Aye

(robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Fri 5 Dec 2014, 13:13, Reply)
This is a normal post Dozens of choirboys' ruined bumholes.

(I helped save b3ta! Tab Hunter Make this useless process end and so, begin again, Fri 5 Dec 2014, 10:06, Reply)
This is a normal post Poor old Tabby, always the Usher never the Choirboy :(

(I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Fri 5 Dec 2014, 11:17, Reply)
This is a normal post Unnecessary capitalisation suggests that you think I'm a rapper.

(I helped save b3ta! Tab Hunter Make this useless process end and so, begin again, Fri 5 Dec 2014, 11:18, Reply)
This is a normal post pfft

(BombayMick Dogs are better than cats, Fri 5 Dec 2014, 11:22, Reply)
This is a normal post I also think you own an iPhone
www.tmz.com/2014/12/04/usher-charges-iphone-from-naked-girl-photos/
 (I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Fri 5 Dec 2014, 11:54, Reply)
This is a normal post How FUCKING dare you!
iPhone! IPHONE!!!! You cock-guzzling cunthorse.
*RAGES*
 (I helped save b3ta! Tab Hunter Make this useless process end and so, begin again, Fri 5 Dec 2014, 12:06, Reply)
This is a normal post It was just resting in his account.

(I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Fri 5 Dec 2014, 13:22, Reply)
This is a link post 18+ Crow
I heard this the other night and thought it was well...shall we say different.

the album is shite but this is alright i suppose. I wondered what more educated folk made of it.
(I helped save b3ta! spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Fri 5 Dec 2014, 8:41, Reply)
This is a normal post irritating
the crow and the visuals, but it could be because I'm slightly hungover
 (I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 5 Dec 2014, 8:44, Reply)
This is a normal post yeah - i couldn't really make my mind up
between rather catchy or irritating myself.

I downloaded the album and gave it a whirl this morning and struggled with every single song on it.
 (I helped save b3ta! spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Fri 5 Dec 2014, 8:46, Reply)
This is a normal post But in his defence ...
... his wife
 (I helped save b3ta! Ghoti Fingers, Fri 5 Dec 2014, 9:31, Reply)
This is a normal post I am happy to put myself forward for the necessary task of banging the evil out of her.

(BombayMick Dogs are better than cats, Fri 5 Dec 2014, 9:49, Reply)
This is a normal post My brothers missus looks a lot like Asma al-Assad

(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Fri 5 Dec 2014, 10:30, Reply)
This is a normal post
When you say 'a lot like' do you mean:
a) she is Asma al-Assad
b) she really does look a lot like Asma al-Assad
c) she looks nothing like Asma al-Assad but is actually rather fit
d) she looks nothing like Asma al-Assad and is a hippo really.

?

Gaz me her address if it's 'a' or 'b'. If it's 'c' send me her picture and if it's 'd' pass the info on to jams.

ta
 (BombayMick Dogs are better than cats, Fri 5 Dec 2014, 11:03, Reply)
This is a normal post Jams would do a Hippo
That is a Hippo. In a swamp. With leeches, mosquitos and jungle rot.
 (smellysamlyingcable Seaman on, Fri 5 Dec 2014, 14:46, Reply)
This is a normal post Interesting.
As this mess goes on, and ISIS keep jumping up and down, his position will strengthen.
 (SpangoTheWonderBadger is brewing beer, Fri 5 Dec 2014, 9:49, Reply)
This is a normal post Given the alternatives we have seen in the region
it is staggering we have turned on that guy.

Anyway, we should be using the oppuntunity to kill as many wahabi jihadists as possible.
 (I helped save b3ta! Harpago ¯\(°_o)/¯, Fri 5 Dec 2014, 10:50, Reply)

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