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This is a link post Star studded BMW ad
With Clive Owen, Gary Oldman, James Brown and Marilyn Manson

There's another one with Madonna that's quite good.

*edit* That's JB there, trying to climb out of the preview pane
(, Mon 8 Dec 2014, 23:45, Reply)
This is a normal post Directed by the late Tony Scott
I believe.
(, Mon 8 Dec 2014, 23:47, Reply)
This is a normal post I met Clive Owen once, he was wearing so much aftershave he smelled like a Gents after a really fat bloke's been in it.
Still, nice to see him and "star-studded" in the same sentence.
(, Tue 9 Dec 2014, 10:21, Reply)
This is a link post New comedy show on Youtube - Colin Hoult
My friend is really funny and is launching his first Youtube channel and I wondered if you would support him and have a watch. here is his channel page https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCUGjPerIiZJmGK6dg3s7XXA
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This is a normal post Not bad lurkage there..

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This is a normal post Ooh! A Tree!

(, Mon 8 Dec 2014, 23:45, Reply)
This is a normal post I'm a passive b3tan
a voyeur if you like!
(, Tue 9 Dec 2014, 8:50, Reply)
This is a normal post Are you a rock or a sponge?

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This is a normal post I daren't answer that!!
youtu.be/oiO8lesNrMw more stuff though...
(, Tue 9 Dec 2014, 16:58, Reply)
This is a link post The Knife - Hangin' Out
Disappointed there isn't an official video for this song.
(, Mon 8 Dec 2014, 22:48, Reply)
This is a link post Wheeeeeeeeeeee
Thud.
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This is a normal post Ooof.

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This is a normal post Rode it like a boss!!!

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This is a normal post :D
www.b3ta.com/board/11119179
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This is a normal post Balls
Do I get a bonus point for fewer textual distractions from the splatty?
(, Mon 8 Dec 2014, 22:52, Reply)
This is a normal post So that's what happened to my 55 Gallon Passion Natural Water-Based Lubricant from Amazon
Still no refund the tax dodging feckers
(, Mon 8 Dec 2014, 22:49, Reply)
This is a normal post Try Swarfega.
Not as cheap, but it leaves you squeaky clean.
(, Tue 9 Dec 2014, 0:03, Reply)
This is a normal post 24-carat bellendery

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This is a normal post Hand fucklift

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This is a normal post original audio is even better imho

(, Mon 8 Dec 2014, 22:03, Reply)
This is a normal post and
Fashion Designers
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This is a normal post What were you looking for when you came over that?

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This is a normal post
GUNS!!! right wing propaganda, men wrestling each other and VH1 80s videos!
(, Tue 9 Dec 2014, 2:19, Reply)
This is a normal post Did you install a key logger on my desktop?

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This is a normal post Say what now?
This vid is the source of one of my favourite gis:

(, Tue 9 Dec 2014, 9:06, Reply)
This is a link post Students get some good old police brutality NSFW
Warwick Uni.
(, Mon 8 Dec 2014, 21:18, Reply)
This is a normal post If only they had guns
eh? eh? amirite?
(, Mon 8 Dec 2014, 21:23, Reply)
This is a normal post More proof of a disconnect from reality.
Everybody hates cops until you need them. At first, I thought they were trying to break up a fight. Here's a tip, even if the cops are wrong, you still get your ass handed to you or killed. Leave, document and report, don't sit there screaming like a banshee or the trust fund baby you are about how wrong things are.
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This is a normal post You and me are like brothers from another mother

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This is a normal post Dear old mum

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This is a normal post You have the right to free speech (as long as you're not dumb enough to actually try it).

(, Mon 8 Dec 2014, 21:31, Reply)
This is a normal post There is nothing about free speech that allows for destruction of property or allows you to go where you want.

(, Mon 8 Dec 2014, 21:33, Reply)
This is a normal post
'The group was visited by academic registrar Dr Michael Glover on Friday before a letter was sent which asked them to end their trespass on the site.

University spokesman Peter Dunn has since confirmed the protesters could be forcibly removed.

He said: “As with all of these occupations, we reserve the right to bring a protest to an end if protesters do not bring it to an end themselves.”'
(, Mon 8 Dec 2014, 21:39, Reply)
This is a normal post Nice to see Thatcher's pay-rise still doing its magic even today

(, Mon 8 Dec 2014, 21:34, Reply)
This is a normal post I did a peaceful protest at my uni once.
I shat my pants whilst asleep in the library. Great times.
(, Mon 8 Dec 2014, 21:39, Reply)
This is a normal post The Bobby Sands Memorial Library?

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This is a normal post The writing's on the wall

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This is a normal post Pfft

(, Mon 8 Dec 2014, 22:42, Reply)
This is a normal post Students know everything.
The rest of us should really just shut the fuck up and let them run things.
I know far less in my forties than I did at 19.
(, Mon 8 Dec 2014, 22:08, Reply)
This is a normal post Phew, so I'm not alone then.
I now have the patience of a five year old. Don't even ask how to do partial differential equations, let along Castigliano's theorem. I do believe that people who forget happen to be experiencing life to the extent that they just can't keep the old stuff in there any more. At least that's my attempt to feel better about having several degrees, and not knowing shit.
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This is a normal post It isn't rocket surgery.
All you have to do is feed the world's starving, give everyone a decent wage, free education for all well into your twenties and a decent pension at 60.

How hard can that be?
(, Tue 9 Dec 2014, 2:02, Reply)
This is a normal post then you're doing it wrong.

(, Tue 9 Dec 2014, 7:32, Reply)
This is a normal post what's the context?
are there any video clips of the lead up?
(, Mon 8 Dec 2014, 22:11, Reply)
This is a normal post Looks like the promise of CS gas was fulfilled.
www.coventrytelegraph.net/news/coventry-news/warwick-university-protesters-could-forcibly-8246580
(, Mon 8 Dec 2014, 22:25, Reply)
This is a normal post Never understand this with Students occupying areas of the campus and going on strike
Who gives a shit? It's totally pointless.
(, Mon 8 Dec 2014, 22:41, Reply)
This is a normal post The students' way sounds an awful lot like extortion.

(, Mon 8 Dec 2014, 22:42, Reply)
This is a normal post Probably WiFi went down and they could not get onto Facebook to say OMG like it's the Police and brutality like

(, Mon 8 Dec 2014, 22:34, Reply)
This is a normal post Turning off the wifi in a protest occupied area of campus
Is a tactic which has been discussed for ending a protest during at least one sit-in at the university I work at.

We ended up not doing it, but I'm pretty sure they would have been out of there as soon as their 3G data ran out.
(, Tue 9 Dec 2014, 8:34, Reply)
This is a normal post I Love the irony of screaming 'We are peaceful, what are you?' as loud as possible.

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This is a normal post If only university wasn't mandatory.

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This is a normal post I kinda wish they tazered that crazy bitch screaming
Perhaps im wrong but I dont think that was helping the situation much.
(, Tue 9 Dec 2014, 3:51, Reply)
This is a normal post I hope the shrill bint ended up getting tasered

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This is a normal post Who the hell brought their mummy to an occupation?

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This is a normal post Protect the Christmas Tree!!!

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This is a normal post wow genuinely surprised you all sided with the rozzers
I guess with old age comes conservatism eh?
(, Tue 9 Dec 2014, 18:06, Reply)
This is a link post Radio Spiritworld presents Frost/Savile
A Serafinowicz/Popper Presentation
(, Mon 8 Dec 2014, 21:12, Reply)
This is a normal post Uh-oh!

(, Mon 8 Dec 2014, 21:20, Reply)
This is a link post You know it's GC...
...but I don't care. 8 Legs on a spider....
(, Mon 8 Dec 2014, 20:36, Reply)
This is a normal post Christmas wouldn't be the same without an outing from Jeremy

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This is a normal post Each year this is posted
I try so hard to understand why it gets the LOLs it does, but I just cannot fathom where they come from. I've watched it 3 years in a row or so now and I barely flinch.

I'm sure it's me, as enough people I admire (many on here) find it hilarious. I just don't get it.
(, Mon 8 Dec 2014, 20:53, Reply)
This is a normal post Everyone has..
...different tastes. I just didn't get Shooting Stars when that was on.
(, Mon 8 Dec 2014, 21:00, Reply)
This is a normal post This is
true. In part.

I think there's such a thing as an accepted level of quality within that concept of taste that's measured against the years of programming since the first mass broadcasts began. Mrs Brown's Boys/Keith Lemon might be resoundingly popular, but I think most well versed in what has come before, in terms of comedy, would agree they are fucking awful examples.

Which is why I'm curious if it's something I'm missing, given that people who've made stuff I think is brilliant seem to like it so much.
(, Mon 8 Dec 2014, 21:13, Reply)
This is a normal post Isn't it funny because he burped?
???
(, Mon 8 Dec 2014, 21:27, Reply)
This is a normal post Mrs Brown's...
...Boys I just don't find funny. Stick Airplane on though and I'll laugh like a loon. I still like The Young Ones, Monty Python, Not The Nine O'Clock News, Harold Lloyd, laurel and hardy but can't stand Chaplin. Could go on for ages but won't unless someone else carries on....
(, Mon 8 Dec 2014, 21:32, Reply)
This is a normal post Don't you think it goes beyond the black and white 'I don't find it funny' argument though?
With Mrs Brown's Boys, anyone with an admiration for something like Fawlty Towers or Father Ted can surely ascertain that the writing is resoundingly poor? Not just in direct humour, but the delivery, the way the jokes are so childishly set up, the way the jokes are so poorly woven into the fabric of the plot?

In that respect, Cleese and Linehan are masters at creating comedy without seams. Not at any point do I feel in either Fawlty Towers or Father Ted that I'm being beaten over the head with a joke.

Some might disagree. I mean they're wrong, but they might still try.
(, Mon 8 Dec 2014, 21:40, Reply)
This is a normal post But in defence of Mrs Brown's Boys
Sure, the script is rubbish, and delivered like an am-dram panto, but the cast are not pretending it's anything else, and clearly they are enjoying it immensely. They just seem to be having huge fun doing it.

It actually reminds me of a cheerful version of Bread. If you want dire, look up an old episode of that.
(, Mon 8 Dec 2014, 21:46, Reply)
This is a normal post "Educate, inform and entertain"
I've always looked at that maxim as a sentence in its instruction, not as a set of categories to meet separately.

In that respect, I view appealing to the lowest laugh as essentially dumbing down.
(, Mon 8 Dec 2014, 21:51, Reply)
This is a normal post Lordy...
...Bread !! I remember watching that on a Sunday as it was only the semi decent thing on sometimes. Should I be concerned I still watch Cheers ? Even now I think the writing in that is better than say Friends...
(, Mon 8 Dec 2014, 22:06, Reply)
This is a normal post Cheers is fucking excellent

(, Tue 9 Dec 2014, 5:11, Reply)
This is a normal post Lloyd Bridges was fantastic in Airplane.

(, Mon 8 Dec 2014, 21:46, Reply)
This is a normal post Show us on the doll where uncle Jeremy touched you

(, Mon 8 Dec 2014, 21:04, Reply)
This is a normal post It's an impressive performance,
and I like the tradition of it being posted. That said, I can enjoy it rather than laugh at it.
(, Mon 8 Dec 2014, 22:33, Reply)
This is a normal post True. On that level
I think I can definitely appreciate it. He's not boring.
(, Mon 8 Dec 2014, 22:52, Reply)
This is a normal post Is that Ben Swain?

(, Tue 9 Dec 2014, 9:42, Reply)
This is a normal post This man shags Lucy Porter
every night. Does he do this act because of or in spite of the fact?
(, Tue 9 Dec 2014, 19:41, Reply)
This is a normal post This is up there with Snoopys christmas
And trifle.

Best things about the season!
(, Thu 11 Dec 2014, 5:49, Reply)
This is a normal post Nice

I don't know why, but it reminded me of this guy www.youtube.com/watch?v=kFJJFGaLyRo
(, Mon 8 Dec 2014, 20:34, Reply)
This is a link post Ahhhh, tis the season!

(, Mon 8 Dec 2014, 20:17, Reply)
This is a normal post Also good to add Paighton car ice skating:
www.youtube.com/watch?v=7MPRmOUxRMY
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This is a normal post Oh sure, we'll be much safer outside the car as it runs over us.

(, Mon 8 Dec 2014, 21:17, Reply)
This is a normal post There's no business like snow business

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This is a normal post I swear that the original to the 'Cannonball frozen pond' guy
Has the immortal phrase "Ooh mein arse!"
Quite a good build up, but skip to 00:30 for the punchline.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VBXKoZQwvDE
(, Mon 8 Dec 2014, 20:29, Reply)
This is a normal post reminds me of charlie brooker 2010..
youtu.be/qO52SMQB7tE?t=1m44s
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This is a normal post That guy with the paper sack gets a 10 on the concussion scale.
It's not like they're wildlife photographers or Trekkies and don't want to break the Prime Directive, these are humans they're watching.
(, Mon 8 Dec 2014, 21:14, Reply)
This is a link post Well, it's not even half past seven on a Monday night and I'm already into the spicy rum.
Here is the LENINGRAD COWBOYS doing KASHMIR. and if this version ISN'T Glass Cock as fuck, then /links, you ought to be ASHAMED of yourselves.
:D
(, Mon 8 Dec 2014, 19:28, Reply)
This is a normal post
picy anto
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This is a normal post Santo rum? What is this HERESY The LOVELY Pee Bee?
You KNOW I only sup the FINEST Captain Morgan's with Sunny Delight.
Straight from his barrel.
After playing with the cork for a bit.
(, Mon 8 Dec 2014, 21:25, Reply)
This is a normal post That dude singing is one ugly mofo

(, Mon 8 Dec 2014, 20:18, Reply)
This is a normal post What, are you really saying that about James Hetfield's hadsome, better singing and totally more stylish older brother?
Or are you telling us that you don't love her that sung Barbie Girl?
(, Mon 8 Dec 2014, 21:22, Reply)
This is a normal post Brilliant stuff.

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This is a link post Dunk-A-Chicken (The Village Way)
Wilbur Sargunaraj sings about life in his father's home village in southern India.
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This is a normal post Bet he thinks this is going to be the next Gangnam Style!

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This is a normal post
pajamma suit whoop
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This is a link post Carrots...
Everything you wanted, or more probable, you did not want to know about carrots
(, Mon 8 Dec 2014, 18:10, Reply)
This is a normal post Robert Norman Davis?

(, Mon 8 Dec 2014, 19:19, Reply)
This is a normal post Finding myself strangely troubled
by this image

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This is a normal post undeniably a great resource for information regarding carrots.

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This is a link post DJ Neil Fox Arrested Over Sex Assault Claims
Dr Fox has been waiving his cocks
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This is a normal post Obligatory
www.youtube.com/watch?v=wEolSjlcqng
(, Mon 8 Dec 2014, 18:02, Reply)
This is a normal post also...
This
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This is a normal post and...
This
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This is a normal post Has he been reported to the General Medical Council as well?

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This is a link post A nice little puzzle game wot I found... SIRTET
(Reverse TETRIS) Pretty addictive... My best score so far is 643
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This is a normal post clever

(, Mon 8 Dec 2014, 17:43, Reply)
This is a normal post I just got caught playing this, like a Tory MP

(, Mon 8 Dec 2014, 17:45, Reply)
This is a normal post In what manner do Tory MP's play this?

(, Mon 8 Dec 2014, 18:07, Reply)
This is a normal post
www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-30375609
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This is a normal post Lol.
To be fair, if I was in a work & pensions committee meeting, I think I'd distract myself by any means necessary.
(, Mon 8 Dec 2014, 19:44, Reply)
This is a normal post I think I'd suck it up and do the job I'm paid handsomely to do.
If I fucked around like this I'd get the sack and my job doesn't even have perks like long holidays, free booze and an all expenses paid second home next door to the office.
(, Mon 8 Dec 2014, 23:51, Reply)
This is a normal post Hidden from the boss with a jaffa in my mouth

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This is a link post man throws punch, misses and is crushed by lorry
karma is a cruel mistress
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This is a normal post bummer dude

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This is a normal post What a smashing failure!

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This is a normal post fare's fare tho

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This is a normal post Don't bring your fists to a lorry fight

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This is a normal post Biggest counter evaaaaaaar!

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This is a normal post Wavey lines, sometime later, in Heaven, talking to Joe Frazier and Elvis:
"... So I go to panch this wee fucka and eh' lands ha right lik' a Lorra..."
(, Mon 8 Dec 2014, 19:32, Reply)
This is a normal post One of those situations where your opponent in a fight happens to fall under a bus
NOT SUSPICIOUS AT ALL
(, Mon 8 Dec 2014, 18:15, Reply)
This is a normal post Especially at 9am
I mean, he'd barely been drinking an hour
(, Mon 8 Dec 2014, 19:23, Reply)
This is a normal post Who has the energy for a scrap at 9am?

(, Mon 8 Dec 2014, 21:25, Reply)
This is a normal post You talking to me?
Oh, hang on, ask me again in 11 hours. I'll punch yer lights out.
(, Mon 8 Dec 2014, 22:10, Reply)
This is a link post Skeal - a free skiing game
Don't really know what to put here that won't spoil things. Erm. Give it a go. Go on.

edit: Do make sure you play it with the sound on, by the way.
editedit: And here's a web version: whymog.itch.io/skeal-web (Apparently. I don't have the right plugin and can't be arsed to sort that out.)
(, Mon 8 Dec 2014, 17:04, Reply)
This is a normal post Ha!

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This is a normal post I have a moderately well specced piece of shit Sony laptop
so I can wholeheartedly suggest that unity plugin is worth a swerve.
Enjoyed the level design.
(, Mon 8 Dec 2014, 19:58, Reply)
This is a link post Portapotty rocket launch
Because why not?
(, Mon 8 Dec 2014, 16:54, Reply)
This is a normal post impressive launch, just saw it on neatorama.
but the whoopin and a hollerin really got on my tits.
(, Mon 8 Dec 2014, 17:03, Reply)
This is a normal post if only the firemen had guns

(, Mon 8 Dec 2014, 16:55, Reply)
This is a normal post Just like the Parisian Pompiers!
bit.ly/12Y07Cj

and

bit.ly/1yty5eV
(, Mon 8 Dec 2014, 16:58, Reply)
This is a normal post why does it not surprise me that you have researched firemen with guns

(, Mon 8 Dec 2014, 17:00, Reply)
This is a normal post Ha! That's actually from Bastille Day in Paris. I lived there for a time.
They are actually a regiment of the French Army and charged with protecting the city during wartime.

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Paris_Fire_Brigade
(, Mon 8 Dec 2014, 17:04, Reply)
This is a normal post I assume they were on strike June 1940

(, Mon 8 Dec 2014, 17:13, Reply)
This is a normal post Hahaha...compassionate leave mate.

(, Mon 8 Dec 2014, 17:22, Reply)
This is a normal post I clicked
....... I failed. Lured into the 2nd link trap like a good'un
(, Mon 8 Dec 2014, 17:04, Reply)
This is a normal post Bill Hicks left a cigarette alight.

(, Mon 8 Dec 2014, 17:24, Reply)
This is a link post This guy was better than Tucker I reckon.
Trying to watch this at work with headphones on and not laugh. Not doing very well.
(, Mon 8 Dec 2014, 16:25, Reply)
This is a normal post Great stuff

(, Mon 8 Dec 2014, 16:33, Reply)
This is a normal post more rage
less venom
(, Mon 8 Dec 2014, 16:34, Reply)
This is a normal post Is this Jamie McDonald, the crossest man in Scotland
Love him.
(, Mon 8 Dec 2014, 16:56, Reply)
This is a normal post Merry Candlemass

(, Tue 9 Dec 2014, 7:01, Reply)

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