I met Clive Owen once, he was wearing so much aftershave he smelled like a Gents after a really fat bloke's been in it.
Still, nice to see him and "star-studded" in the same sentence.
(fred zeppelinII: Electric Boogaloo, Tue 9 Dec 2014, 10:21,
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New comedy show on Youtube - Colin Hoult
My friend is really funny and is launching his first Youtube channel and I wondered if you would support him and have a watch. here is his channel page https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCUGjPerIiZJmGK6dg3s7XXA
(blondbondwill never go grey, Mon 8 Dec 2014, 23:11,
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Not bad lurkage there..
(JimbuktuSee? Right here, Mon 8 Dec 2014, 23:45,
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Ooh! A Tree!
(JimbuktuSee? Right here, Mon 8 Dec 2014, 23:45,
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I'm a passive b3tan
a voyeur if you like!
(blondbondwill never go grey, Tue 9 Dec 2014, 8:50,
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Are you a rock or a sponge?
(sm.pl.crt.rsI don't fucking know, do I?, Tue 9 Dec 2014, 13:45,
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Balls
Do I get a bonus point for fewer textual distractions from the splatty?
(sibidCarpe phallum, Mon 8 Dec 2014, 22:52,
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So that's what happened to my 55 Gallon Passion Natural Water-Based Lubricant from Amazon
Still no refund the tax dodging feckers
(spazzcaptainMisses Valin @, Mon 8 Dec 2014, 22:49,
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Try Swarfega.
Not as cheap, but it leaves you squeaky clean.
(jonbobloves you, Tue 9 Dec 2014, 0:03,
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24-carat bellendery
(Captain Placid24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Tue 9 Dec 2014, 8:25,
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Hand fucklift
(MonocromaticoLady Godiva's horse, Tue 9 Dec 2014, 11:50,
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(gunmetaldrove slowly in the passing lane on, Mon 8 Dec 2014, 21:53,
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original audio is even better imho
(omnitruncatedkrakenfrom Empire Algol, Mon 8 Dec 2014, 22:03,
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and
Fashion Designers
(DannyJockHave a great day!, Mon 8 Dec 2014, 22:16,
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What were you looking for when you came over that?
(Ol' Ginger Bastarda role model for the children, Tue 9 Dec 2014, 1:19,
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GUNS!!! right wing propaganda, men wrestling each other and VH1 80s videos!
(Oswald Mosley(((triggering))) right wing cunts on, Tue 9 Dec 2014, 2:19,
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Did you install a key logger on my desktop?
(gunmetaldrove slowly in the passing lane on, Tue 9 Dec 2014, 4:26,
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Say what now?
This vid is the source of one of my favourite gis:
(admiral crunchholds the newsreader's nose squarely, Tue 9 Dec 2014, 9:06,
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If only they had guns
eh? eh? amirite?
(Ghoti Fingers, Mon 8 Dec 2014, 21:23,
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More proof of a disconnect from reality.
Everybody hates cops until you need them. At first, I thought they were trying to break up a fight. Here's a tip, even if the cops are wrong, you still get your ass handed to you or killed. Leave, document and report, don't sit there screaming like a banshee or the trust fund baby you are about how wrong things are.
(gunmetaldrove slowly in the passing lane on, Mon 8 Dec 2014, 21:26,
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You and me are like brothers from another mother
(Ghoti Fingers, Mon 8 Dec 2014, 21:30,
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Dear old mum
(gunmetaldrove slowly in the passing lane on, Mon 8 Dec 2014, 21:35,
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You have the right to free speech (as long as you're not dumb enough to actually try it).
(BaronMunchausenInterdimensional Demon Day Laborer, Mon 8 Dec 2014, 21:31,
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There is nothing about free speech that allows for destruction of property or allows you to go where you want.
(gunmetaldrove slowly in the passing lane on, Mon 8 Dec 2014, 21:33,
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'The group was visited by academic registrar Dr Michael Glover on Friday before a letter was sent which asked them to end their trespass on the site.
University spokesman Peter Dunn has since confirmed the protesters could be forcibly removed.
He said: “As with all of these occupations, we reserve the right to bring a protest to an end if protesters do not bring it to an end themselves.”'
(Ghoti Fingers, Mon 8 Dec 2014, 21:39,
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Nice to see Thatcher's pay-rise still doing its magic even today
(BarryFromTheShitFarmOh, Mon 8 Dec 2014, 21:34,
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I did a peaceful protest at my uni once.
I shat my pants whilst asleep in the library. Great times.
($$✅, Mon 8 Dec 2014, 21:39,
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The Bobby Sands Memorial Library?
(Ghoti Fingers, Mon 8 Dec 2014, 21:42,
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The writing's on the wall
(gunmetaldrove slowly in the passing lane on, Mon 8 Dec 2014, 21:45,
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Students know everything.
The rest of us should really just shut the fuck up and let them run things. I know far less in my forties than I did at 19.
(TheSundaeLunchI'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Mon 8 Dec 2014, 22:08,
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Phew, so I'm not alone then.
I now have the patience of a five year old. Don't even ask how to do partial differential equations, let along Castigliano's theorem. I do believe that people who forget happen to be experiencing life to the extent that they just can't keep the old stuff in there any more. At least that's my attempt to feel better about having several degrees, and not knowing shit.
(cowcatBituminous squeegee, Tue 9 Dec 2014, 0:47,
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It isn't rocket surgery.
All you have to do is feed the world's starving, give everyone a decent wage, free education for all well into your twenties and a decent pension at 60.
How hard can that be?
(TheSundaeLunchI'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Tue 9 Dec 2014, 2:02,
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then you're doing it wrong.
(JamTallons, Tue 9 Dec 2014, 7:32,
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what's the context?
are there any video clips of the lead up?
(HappyToastGroat froth, Mon 8 Dec 2014, 22:11,
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Never understand this with Students occupying areas of the campus and going on strike
Who gives a shit? It's totally pointless.
(spazzcaptainMisses Valin @, Mon 8 Dec 2014, 22:41,
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The students' way sounds an awful lot like extortion.
(gunmetaldrove slowly in the passing lane on, Mon 8 Dec 2014, 22:42,
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Probably WiFi went down and they could not get onto Facebook to say OMG like it's the Police and brutality like
(spazzcaptainMisses Valin @, Mon 8 Dec 2014, 22:34,
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Turning off the wifi in a protest occupied area of campus
Is a tactic which has been discussed for ending a protest during at least one sit-in at the university I work at.
We ended up not doing it, but I'm pretty sure they would have been out of there as soon as their 3G data ran out.
(LP, Tue 9 Dec 2014, 8:34,
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I Love the irony of screaming 'We are peaceful, what are you?' as loud as possible.
(NooShmooIt's a fantazmagorical pile of ultra bollocks, Mon 8 Dec 2014, 22:37,
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If only university wasn't mandatory.
(drimblehe'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 9 Dec 2014, 1:50,
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I kinda wish they tazered that crazy bitch screaming
Perhaps im wrong but I dont think that was helping the situation much.
(jakedamusssI understand, and dont care., Tue 9 Dec 2014, 3:51,
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I hope the shrill bint ended up getting tasered
(Paul_Phttp://www.Paul-hub.com, Tue 9 Dec 2014, 7:42,
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Who the hell brought their mummy to an occupation?
(CerebusSticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Tue 9 Dec 2014, 8:38,
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wow genuinely surprised you all sided with the rozzers
I guess with old age comes conservatism eh?
(lustreboymaking himself laugh since 1973 (tm), Tue 9 Dec 2014, 18:06,
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Christmas wouldn't be the same without an outing from Jeremy
(Ghoti Fingers, Mon 8 Dec 2014, 20:38,
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Each year this is posted
I try so hard to understand why it gets the LOLs it does, but I just cannot fathom where they come from. I've watched it 3 years in a row or so now and I barely flinch.
I'm sure it's me, as enough people I admire (many on here) find it hilarious. I just don't get it.
(BarryFromTheShitFarmOh, Mon 8 Dec 2014, 20:53,
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Everyone has..
...different tastes. I just didn't get Shooting Stars when that was on.
(jingle_man, Mon 8 Dec 2014, 21:00,
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This is
true. In part.
I think there's such a thing as an accepted level of quality within that concept of taste that's measured against the years of programming since the first mass broadcasts began. Mrs Brown's Boys/Keith Lemon might be resoundingly popular, but I think most well versed in what has come before, in terms of comedy, would agree they are fucking awful examples.
Which is why I'm curious if it's something I'm missing, given that people who've made stuff I think is brilliant seem to like it so much.
(BarryFromTheShitFarmOh, Mon 8 Dec 2014, 21:13,
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Isn't it funny because he burped?
???
(gunmetaldrove slowly in the passing lane on, Mon 8 Dec 2014, 21:27,
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Mrs Brown's...
...Boys I just don't find funny. Stick Airplane on though and I'll laugh like a loon. I still like The Young Ones, Monty Python, Not The Nine O'Clock News, Harold Lloyd, laurel and hardy but can't stand Chaplin. Could go on for ages but won't unless someone else carries on....
(jingle_man, Mon 8 Dec 2014, 21:32,
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Don't you think it goes beyond the black and white 'I don't find it funny' argument though?
With Mrs Brown's Boys, anyone with an admiration for something like Fawlty Towers or Father Ted can surely ascertain that the writing is resoundingly poor? Not just in direct humour, but the delivery, the way the jokes are so childishly set up, the way the jokes are so poorly woven into the fabric of the plot?
In that respect, Cleese and Linehan are masters at creating comedy without seams. Not at any point do I feel in either Fawlty Towers or Father Ted that I'm being beaten over the head with a joke.
Some might disagree. I mean they're wrong, but they might still try.
(BarryFromTheShitFarmOh, Mon 8 Dec 2014, 21:40,
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But in defence of Mrs Brown's Boys
Sure, the script is rubbish, and delivered like an am-dram panto, but the cast are not pretending it's anything else, and clearly they are enjoying it immensely. They just seem to be having huge fun doing it.
It actually reminds me of a cheerful version of Bread. If you want dire, look up an old episode of that.
(Ghoti Fingers, Mon 8 Dec 2014, 21:46,
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"Educate, inform and entertain"
I've always looked at that maxim as a sentence in its instruction, not as a set of categories to meet separately.
In that respect, I view appealing to the lowest laugh as essentially dumbing down.
(BarryFromTheShitFarmOh, Mon 8 Dec 2014, 21:51,
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Lordy...
...Bread !! I remember watching that on a Sunday as it was only the semi decent thing on sometimes. Should I be concerned I still watch Cheers ? Even now I think the writing in that is better than say Friends...
(jingle_man, Mon 8 Dec 2014, 22:06,
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Cheers is fucking excellent
(Ol' Ginger Bastarda role model for the children, Tue 9 Dec 2014, 5:11,
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Lloyd Bridges was fantastic in Airplane.
(gunmetaldrove slowly in the passing lane on, Mon 8 Dec 2014, 21:46,
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Show us on the doll where uncle Jeremy touched you
(Ghoti Fingers, Mon 8 Dec 2014, 21:04,
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It's an impressive performance,
and I like the tradition of it being posted. That said, I can enjoy it rather than laugh at it.
(monkeonschmonkeon, Mon 8 Dec 2014, 22:33,
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True. On that level
I think I can definitely appreciate it. He's not boring.
(BarryFromTheShitFarmOh, Mon 8 Dec 2014, 22:52,
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Is that Ben Swain?
(presferatu, Tue 9 Dec 2014, 9:42,
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This man shags Lucy Porter
every night. Does he do this act because of or in spite of the fact?
(835Rocks, Tue 9 Dec 2014, 19:41,
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This is up there with Snoopys christmas
And trifle.
Best things about the season!
(jakedamusssI understand, and dont care., Thu 11 Dec 2014, 5:49,
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Oh sure, we'll be much safer outside the car as it runs over us.
(gunmetaldrove slowly in the passing lane on, Mon 8 Dec 2014, 21:17,
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There's no business like snow business
(Ghoti Fingers, Mon 8 Dec 2014, 20:25,
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I swear that the original to the 'Cannonball frozen pond' guy
Has the immortal phrase "Ooh mein arse!" Quite a good build up, but skip to 00:30 for the punchline. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VBXKoZQwvDE
(tarka_dallLike normal dall, only a bit more spicy, Mon 8 Dec 2014, 20:29,
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That guy with the paper sack gets a 10 on the concussion scale.
It's not like they're wildlife photographers or Trekkies and don't want to break the Prime Directive, these are humans they're watching.
(gunmetaldrove slowly in the passing lane on, Mon 8 Dec 2014, 21:14,
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Santo rum? What is this HERESY The LOVELY Pee Bee?
You KNOW I only sup the FINEST Captain Morgan's with Sunny Delight. Straight from his barrel. After playing with the cork for a bit.
(stuj(^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Mon 8 Dec 2014, 21:25,
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That dude singing is one ugly mofo
(gunmetaldrove slowly in the passing lane on, Mon 8 Dec 2014, 20:18,
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What, are you really saying that about James Hetfield's hadsome, better singing and totally more stylish older brother?
Or are you telling us that you don't love her that sung Barbie Girl?
(stuj(^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Mon 8 Dec 2014, 21:22,
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Brilliant stuff.
(Varmint, Mon 8 Dec 2014, 22:58,
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(MudfaceThe web isn't callipygian, Mon 8 Dec 2014, 18:31,
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Bet he thinks this is going to be the next Gangnam Style!
(Frogbeat, Mon 8 Dec 2014, 18:47,
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pajamma suit whoop
(The invisible hamFig rolls are the best, Mon 8 Dec 2014, 18:52,
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Carrots...
Everything you wanted, or more probable, you did not want to know about carrots
(hoppitygoestotownThe temporal displacement occurred exactly, Mon 8 Dec 2014, 18:10,
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Lol.
To be fair, if I was in a work & pensions committee meeting, I think I'd distract myself by any means necessary.
(eViLegionChief Commissioner of the Scottish Lunacy Board, Mon 8 Dec 2014, 19:44,
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I think I'd suck it up and do the job I'm paid handsomely to do.
If I fucked around like this I'd get the sack and my job doesn't even have perks like long holidays, free booze and an all expenses paid second home next door to the office.
(jonbobloves you, Mon 8 Dec 2014, 23:51,
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Hidden from the boss with a jaffa in my mouth
(GeordieJayBummers are deaf, Mon 8 Dec 2014, 18:39,
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bummer dude
(colmcq2, Mon 8 Dec 2014, 17:32,
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What a smashing failure!
(gunmetaldrove slowly in the passing lane on, Mon 8 Dec 2014, 17:33,
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fare's fare tho
(the prick of miserypierced my foot on a spiiiike on, Mon 8 Dec 2014, 20:42,
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Don't bring your fists to a lorry fight
(LemonEntryMyDearWatsonThis time, Moriarty, the hand is on the other foot, Mon 8 Dec 2014, 17:35,
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Biggest counter evaaaaaaar!
(SpinIts a thing., Mon 8 Dec 2014, 17:50,
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Wavey lines, sometime later, in Heaven, talking to Joe Frazier and Elvis:
"... So I go to panch this wee fucka and eh' lands ha right lik' a Lorra..."
(smellysamlyingcableSeaman on, Mon 8 Dec 2014, 19:32,
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One of those situations where your opponent in a fight happens to fall under a bus
NOT SUSPICIOUS AT ALL
(gaijintendoRegular Member, Mon 8 Dec 2014, 18:15,
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Especially at 9am
I mean, he'd barely been drinking an hour
(Ghoti Fingers, Mon 8 Dec 2014, 19:23,
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Who has the energy for a scrap at 9am?
(monkeonschmonkeon, Mon 8 Dec 2014, 21:25,
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You talking to me?
Oh, hang on, ask me again in 11 hours. I'll punch yer lights out.
(TheSundaeLunchI'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Mon 8 Dec 2014, 22:10,
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Skeal - a free skiing game
Don't really know what to put here that won't spoil things. Erm. Give it a go. Go on.
edit: Do make sure you play it with the sound on, by the way. editedit: And here's a web version: whymog.itch.io/skeal-web (Apparently. I don't have the right plugin and can't be arsed to sort that out.)
(An Inflatable Bearded Whumpus, Mon 8 Dec 2014, 17:04,
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Ha!
(BaronMunchausenInterdimensional Demon Day Laborer, Mon 8 Dec 2014, 18:21,
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I have a moderately well specced piece of shit Sony laptop
so I can wholeheartedly suggest that unity plugin is worth a swerve. Enjoyed the level design.
(gaijintendoRegular Member, Mon 8 Dec 2014, 19:58,
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impressive launch, just saw it on neatorama.
but the whoopin and a hollerin really got on my tits.
(amoebaboychose for death by unga bunga on, Mon 8 Dec 2014, 17:03,
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why does it not surprise me that you have researched firemen with guns
(HappyToastGroat froth, Mon 8 Dec 2014, 17:00,
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Ha! That's actually from Bastille Day in Paris. I lived there for a time.
They are actually a regiment of the French Army and charged with protecting the city during wartime.