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This is a link post Man spends 15k turning a ford granada into a Pagoni Zonda *ahem* replica
Seamless...
 (robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Fri 23 Jan 2015, 14:02, Reply)
This is a normal post I'm sure Zonda would be proud of that bodywork.
Looks like it came from their own factory.
 (I helped save b3ta! NooShmoo It's a fantazmagorical pile of ultra bollocks, Fri 23 Jan 2015, 14:09, Reply)
This is a normal post Money well spent!

(tacpprm has a mmrpcat, Fri 23 Jan 2015, 14:09, Reply)
This is a normal post Makes you wonder why anyone would bother buying the real thing!

(I helped save b3ta! Draconacticus Reject shampoo. Demand real poo!, Fri 23 Jan 2015, 14:10, Reply)
This is a normal post He's a perfectionist
Clip is relevant
youtu.be/8mdwAkWvWMw
 (hoppitygoestotown The temporal displacement occurred exactly, Fri 23 Jan 2015, 14:13, Reply)
This is a normal post *Invests*

*Loses everything*
 (I helped save b3ta! Fadgebadger Sweaty sumo wanks for everyone!, Fri 23 Jan 2015, 14:19, Reply)
This is a normal post Remarkable
I can't tell the difference.
 (I helped save b3ta! evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Fri 23 Jan 2015, 14:22, Reply)
This is a normal post I love the term 'amateur mechanic'

(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Fri 23 Jan 2015, 14:25, Reply)
This is a normal post Inspires confidence doesn't it?
I can't imagine why he isn't allowed to drive it in the UK.
 (I helped save b3ta! evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Fri 23 Jan 2015, 15:01, Reply)
This is a normal post Should be a category on Red Tube*
*other grot sites are available
 (I helped save b3ta! h3donist tryin' to play me out as if my name is Sega.., Fri 23 Jan 2015, 16:22, Reply)
This is a normal post Reminds me of this chap
Peugeot 206 ad
 (Bob the Builder killed Captain Alex, Fri 23 Jan 2015, 15:24, Reply)
This is a normal post Nailed it!

(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Fri 23 Jan 2015, 15:40, Reply)
This is a normal post good effort!

(augsav forgot about B3ta, Fri 23 Jan 2015, 15:56, Reply)
This is a normal post Yes, it takes a lot of learning and work to do that.

(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Sat 24 Jan 2015, 19:50, Reply)
This is a normal post Yeah it looks a bit crap - but fair play
Building a car from scrap must have been a hoot.
 (I helped save b3ta! smaggers Like a gibbon on helium, Fri 23 Jan 2015, 16:00, Reply)
This is a normal post The panel fit and shaping at the bottom of the B-post
are a wonder to behold. Not to mention the bespoke cabin trim. Scary lack of triangulation and tubing in the rear space-frame - would be well advised not to get t-boned by a bicycle.
 (I helped save b3ta! CharlesDexterWard no rush eh, Fri 23 Jan 2015, 16:08, Reply)
This is a normal post yep...no idea what any of that means
sounds like some sort of horrific sexual act, illegal in all Catholic countries
 (I helped save b3ta! h3donist tryin' to play me out as if my name is Sega.., Fri 23 Jan 2015, 16:19, Reply)
This is a normal post I got the impression that the frame was a donor one.

(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Sat 24 Jan 2015, 19:49, Reply)
This is a normal post "my wife likes the colour"
it's like feminism never happened
 (I helped save b3ta! thecrapgatsby isn't listening LALALALALALA, Fri 23 Jan 2015, 16:26, Reply)
This is a normal post Yep
My Daughter last week on the phone. "Hi dad I just got a new car" me "great what kind?" her "a blue one"
 (fire_exit, Fri 23 Jan 2015, 21:59, Reply)
This is a normal post So true
But women just mad. Had similar when looking at a rust bucket and "oh the seats are nice."
 (I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Fri 23 Jan 2015, 23:45, Reply)
This is a normal post Well I think he did alright.
Ok it looks shit, but he's basically built a 500HP car from scratch. And it's not exactly based on a ford granada, the chassis is totally seperate... and, I'd question the accuracy of the article with facts like:

"the current engine was £240. The most expensive parts are the lights, which cost £95 each"

So I say good for him, some people spend £15000 on fags in the same time.
 (I helped save b3ta! parsons* *restrictions apply, Sun 25 Jan 2015, 6:37, Reply)
This is a normal post Loving the DF comments
Off keyboard warriors who buy cars on credit, and get the garage to fill the screenwash.
If the construction is to regulations, he could get it SVA'd and road legal - IF - the construction is up to scratch, and he has things like belts propely mounted, and make sure there are no sharp edges inside
 (Sir Tainley Barking Ezekiel 23:20, Sun 25 Jan 2015, 17:35, Reply)
This is a link post Demonic floof
The words of H.P. Lovecraft on pictures of kittens.
 (I helped save b3ta! smaggers Like a gibbon on helium, Fri 23 Jan 2015, 14:01, Reply)
This is a normal post HP Lovecat Pfft
I spotted this on Spazzbook yesterday on the HP Lovecroft Historical Society I follow as a handy counter balance to the multitude of kittens otherwise populating my wall, where someone posted this earlier today, I had forgotten all about:

The Adventures of Lil Cthulhu
 (I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Fri 23 Jan 2015, 14:07, Reply)
This is a normal post Lovecraft was a massive racist!
*scarpers*
 (I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Fri 23 Jan 2015, 14:08, Reply)
This is a normal post Yawn

(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Fri 23 Jan 2015, 14:14, Reply)
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(I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Fri 23 Jan 2015, 14:18, Reply)
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(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Fri 23 Jan 2015, 14:25, Reply)
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(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Fri 23 Jan 2015, 14:26, Reply)
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(I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Fri 23 Jan 2015, 14:50, Reply)
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(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Fri 23 Jan 2015, 15:15, Reply)
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(I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Fri 23 Jan 2015, 15:24, Reply)
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SO much cocaine.
 (Jimbotfu Bummed in the gob again, Fri 23 Jan 2015, 16:22, Reply)
This is a normal post Haha!
Love his determined look there.
 (I helped save b3ta! Tab Hunter Make this useless process end and so, begin again, Fri 23 Jan 2015, 15:07, Reply)
This is a normal post
"As an actor, walking through a door naturally is an art, and someone once told me that they'd never seen anyone do it as well as me.
I didn't like to say that it was because the BBC sets shook, and the doors had to be closed gently."

www.theguardian.com/tv-and-radio/2013/nov/04/how-i-made-doctor-who
 (I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Fri 23 Jan 2015, 15:33, Reply)
This is a normal post "TOM'S PUTTING IT IN NOW"

(I helped save b3ta! Tab Hunter Make this useless process end and so, begin again, Fri 23 Jan 2015, 15:45, Reply)
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(I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Fri 23 Jan 2015, 16:37, Reply)
This is a normal post But KITTENS!

(tacpprm has a mmrpcat, Fri 23 Jan 2015, 14:15, Reply)
This is a normal post Butt Kittens

(I helped save b3ta! mugwump In summary then, oh no. Chris., Fri 23 Jan 2015, 16:48, Reply)
This is a normal post It's fine to be racist if you're Edwardian.

(eViLegion Chief Commissioner of the Scottish Lunacy Board, Fri 23 Jan 2015, 14:17, Reply)
This is a normal post
ian Woodward of "The Equaliser" fame, 'cos you're dead.
 (I helped save b3ta! Tab Hunter Make this useless process end and so, begin again, Fri 23 Jan 2015, 14:51, Reply)
This is a normal post Poor old Weewaa Woowaa :'(

(I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Fri 23 Jan 2015, 15:00, Reply)
This is a link post Sony Rolly Trio- "Thriller" by Michael Jackson.
'There have been some comments regarding the color of the Rollys and why the white one is in front. This is in no way due to any form of racism'

For fucks sake...
(robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Fri 23 Jan 2015, 13:51, Reply)
This is a normal post What the heck is a rolly?
EDIT - *Googles* Oh.
 (I helped save b3ta! presferatu, Fri 23 Jan 2015, 14:07, Reply)
This is a link post Some wonderful archery skills
And some myths revealed.
(I helped save b3ta! zacherynuk @echo off, Fri 23 Jan 2015, 13:50, Reply)
This is a normal post FOOKIN ECK!

(loego, Fri 23 Jan 2015, 14:02, Reply)
This is a normal post Makes Legolas look like a total noob.

(eViLegion Chief Commissioner of the Scottish Lunacy Board, Fri 23 Jan 2015, 14:03, Reply)
This is a normal post Lego Lass?

(I helped save b3ta! Tab Hunter Make this useless process end and so, begin again, Fri 23 Jan 2015, 15:06, Reply)
This is a normal post She looks fiesty

(I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Fri 23 Jan 2015, 15:11, Reply)
This is a normal post That Lego lass could easily lasso a legless Legolas with her Lego lasso

(I helped save b3ta! H.B.Mupps, Fri 23 Jan 2015, 17:12, Reply)
This is a normal post Legless?

(Spin Its a thing., Fri 23 Jan 2015, 15:18, Reply)
This is a normal post Typical weatherspoons

(I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Fri 23 Jan 2015, 15:27, Reply)
This is a normal post Dad will resent you for daring to suggest he frequents 'The Spoons'

(Spin Its a thing., Sat 24 Jan 2015, 15:05, Reply)
This is a normal post Why have they got a bag of Lego on the table?

(I helped save b3ta! Batter Pudding Hurler is a figment of your imagination, Sat 24 Jan 2015, 14:12, Reply)
This is a normal post
b3ta.com/links/1268202 ??
 (I helped save b3ta! Fadgebadger Sweaty sumo wanks for everyone!, Fri 23 Jan 2015, 15:23, Reply)
This is a normal post Tremendous cross-linking!

(eViLegion Chief Commissioner of the Scottish Lunacy Board, Fri 23 Jan 2015, 16:52, Reply)
This is a normal post Nutter.
Not that I'd say that to his face, mind. Or anywhere with a line of sight.
 (I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 23 Jan 2015, 14:04, Reply)
This is a normal post That's flipping impressive. He's clearly a maniac.

(I helped save b3ta! presferatu, Fri 23 Jan 2015, 14:05, Reply)
This is a normal post Cool
Sort of guy you would pull the emergency chord if he ever got on the same tube carriage as you
 (I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Fri 23 Jan 2015, 14:08, Reply)
This is a normal post Handy man to have around come the Zombie Apocalypse however.

(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 23 Jan 2015, 14:18, Reply)
This is a normal post Indeed, though useless in a zombie hoard rush, however fast that guy makes out he can get head shots
Actually a reference to Mike Loades. I remember one TV critic describing him so

Mike Loades on Bronze Age Spear Fighting this guy
 (I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Fri 23 Jan 2015, 14:35, Reply)
This is a normal post Is that the sound police cars make?

(I helped save b3ta! mugwump In summary then, oh no. Chris., Fri 23 Jan 2015, 14:20, Reply)
This is a normal post
Is this emergency chord major or minor? I'd say a flat fifth sounds pretty alarming..
 (I helped save b3ta! Quiver Search for FATALISTS on Spotify, Amazon, Apple, &c, Fri 23 Jan 2015, 14:25, Reply)
This is a normal post Are you suggesting that he should pull a minor on public transport?

(I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Fri 23 Jan 2015, 15:02, Reply)
This is a normal post *signs up to archery school*

(I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Fri 23 Jan 2015, 14:15, Reply)
This is a normal post that was proper amazing

(Ol' Ginger Bastard a role model for the children, Fri 23 Jan 2015, 14:18, Reply)
This is a normal post Good Lord! I have got to try this at home!

(SpangoTheWonderBadger is brewing beer, Fri 23 Jan 2015, 14:27, Reply)
This is a normal post That is NOT reccomended!

(I helped save b3ta! zacherynuk @echo off, Fri 23 Jan 2015, 18:14, Reply)
This is a normal post I'm reminded of the video of that guy
You know. The one who was reinventing organ music. That one.
 (I helped save b3ta! evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Fri 23 Jan 2015, 14:33, Reply)
This is a normal post ^this.
Knobhead.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=SMmaS2f5U5o
 (I helped save b3ta! Tusk knows where you live, Fri 23 Jan 2015, 14:54, Reply)
This is a normal post that is impressive stuff...

(I helped save b3ta! spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Fri 23 Jan 2015, 14:49, Reply)
This is a normal post Well that's all kinds of impressive

(I helped save b3ta! wheresthefish Partly filled with wrong, Fri 23 Jan 2015, 17:02, Reply)
This is a normal post TBH the whole setup and commentary made me want to hate the guy.
But the skills- Jebus he's good!
 (I helped save b3ta! da5id <YOUR SIG HERE>, Fri 23 Jan 2015, 18:55, Reply)
This is a normal post candles!!!
happyday!
 (I helped save b3ta! zacherynuk @echo off, Fri 23 Jan 2015, 20:50, Reply)
This is a normal post This is getting pretty absurd.

(I helped save b3ta! omnitruncatedkraken from Empire Algol, Sun 25 Jan 2015, 16:59, Reply)
This is a link post Poonado!

(I helped save b3ta! Draconacticus Reject shampoo. Demand real poo!, Fri 23 Jan 2015, 13:43, Reply)
This is a normal post That is absolutely horrific
Thirty meters wide.. To make matters worse, Keri "didn't even have a snorkel"
 (I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Fri 23 Jan 2015, 13:46, Reply)
This is a normal post Wait
you're not pissflaps...
 (I helped save b3ta! evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Fri 23 Jan 2015, 13:58, Reply)
This is a normal post I only have a ley persons' appreciation for poo
He's on a whole other level
 (I helped save b3ta! Draconacticus Reject shampoo. Demand real poo!, Fri 23 Jan 2015, 14:00, Reply)
This is a link post UK flags are to be flown at half-mast for King Abdullah
Kowtowing especially ridiculous as they dont even do this for him in Saudi Arabia - it's considered blasphemous.
 (benito vaselini no not that one, Fri 23 Jan 2015, 13:16, Reply)
This is a normal post I like the fact there's an "is there anything wrong on this page?" link
Dear DCMS, yes, everything.
 (I helped save b3ta! thecrapgatsby isn't listening LALALALALALA, Fri 23 Jan 2015, 13:20, Reply)
This is a normal post I urge you to do the same

(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Fri 23 Jan 2015, 13:39, Reply)
This is a normal post Done

(I helped save b3ta! nameleft has bought a new telescope, Fri 23 Jan 2015, 14:42, Reply)
This is a normal post Done

(Ol' Ginger Bastard a role model for the children, Fri 23 Jan 2015, 15:50, Reply)
This is a normal post

(I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Fri 23 Jan 2015, 13:56, Reply)
This is a normal post Reminded me of this..


Best feedback evar :)
 (I helped save b3ta! mugwump In summary then, oh no. Chris., Fri 23 Jan 2015, 14:16, Reply)
This is a normal post Good to see that again

(I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Fri 23 Jan 2015, 14:27, Reply)
This is a normal post Pfft

(I helped save b3ta! Nuisance Value, Fri 23 Jan 2015, 18:24, Reply)
This is a normal post It's a sign of the deep regret
felt by all those BAE executives who are going to have to start their expensive bribery campaigns all over again if they are going to sell any more Eurofighters.
 (tacpprm has a mmrpcat, Fri 23 Jan 2015, 13:21, Reply)
This is a normal post haha flag etiquette

(I helped save b3ta! presferatu, Fri 23 Jan 2015, 13:24, Reply)
This is a normal post Suppose etiquette and being polite to the rich guy in town
but fucking hell
 (I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Fri 23 Jan 2015, 13:31, Reply)
This is a normal post You cynical sods.
He's a foreign Head of State and the flag is usually half-masted for that. Plus you're all more than happy to use the oil from there so stop complaining.
 (I helped save b3ta! JamTallons, Fri 23 Jan 2015, 13:43, Reply)
This is a normal post They don't donate that oil to us for free you know?

(eViLegion Chief Commissioner of the Scottish Lunacy Board, Fri 23 Jan 2015, 13:47, Reply)
This is a normal post foreign 'Rulers' apparently, and at the queen's discretion
Not sure they do it for mere presidents. Unless we've got an enormous arms deal pending of course.
 (benito vaselini no not that one, Fri 23 Jan 2015, 13:57, Reply)
This is a normal post Yeah, I but you were "more than happy to use the oil from there"
when he was giving you a mid-bumming reach-around.
 (I helped save b3ta! Tab Hunter Make this useless process end and so, begin again, Fri 23 Jan 2015, 14:12, Reply)
This is a normal post How the hell do you know about that???

(I helped save b3ta! JamTallons, Fri 23 Jan 2015, 14:20, Reply)
This is a normal post The establishment in this country really envies the Saudi monarchy
Cameron's proposed encryption block is an idea lifted straight from Saudi law makers.
 (I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Fri 23 Jan 2015, 17:33, Reply)
This is a normal post hahahahahaha.......
....oh wait, it's not a joke?
 (I helped save b3ta! Fadgebadger Sweaty sumo wanks for everyone!, Fri 23 Jan 2015, 13:44, Reply)
This is a normal post I clicked on their "Is there anything wrong with this page" link, and gave them this:
What were you doing?
Choking on my coffee.

What went wrong?
The page appeared to suggest we would lower our flag because a repressive dictator has carked it. I can only conclude this is the result of some terrible programming error, and isn't actual government policy, because the latter would be really embarrassing.
 (eViLegion Chief Commissioner of the Scottish Lunacy Board, Fri 23 Jan 2015, 13:46, Reply)
This is a link post Tartiflette
It's that sort of weather so I feel one of these coming on in Chateau Headwound over the weekend. Lardy carby goodness.

Best served I find with white wine or nice lager, crusty French bread, and defibrillator.
 (I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 23 Jan 2015, 13:11, Reply)
This is a normal post Best of all the food things

(I helped save b3ta! Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver I have very beautiful lips, Fri 23 Jan 2015, 13:14, Reply)
This is a normal post Also possibly the last....

(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 23 Jan 2015, 13:23, Reply)
This is a normal post yeah!
Her beef stew is a wonder to behold
 (benito vaselini no not that one, Fri 23 Jan 2015, 13:22, Reply)
This is a normal post 'Chateau Headwound'
Proper laughed at that. No idea why, just made me laugh. :)
 (I helped save b3ta! NooShmoo It's a fantazmagorical pile of ultra bollocks, Fri 23 Jan 2015, 13:36, Reply)
This is a normal post ^Haha

(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Fri 23 Jan 2015, 13:42, Reply)
This is a normal post Lots of low beams and doorways...

(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 23 Jan 2015, 13:48, Reply)
This is a normal post I'm sure I've had a bottle of red from that vineyard before
Stinking hangover the following day.
 (I helped save b3ta! wheresthefish Partly filled with wrong, Fri 23 Jan 2015, 21:01, Reply)
This is a normal post This sounds like one of those 3am meals you create when very drunk and very hungry.

(I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Fri 23 Jan 2015, 13:58, Reply)
This is a normal post Had a real one in France... Fucking awesome fud.

(mrmatt is staging a 'dirty protest' on, Fri 23 Jan 2015, 20:37, Reply)
This is a link post Botswana's metalheads
Look at these fantastic motherfuckers. I had no idea this was a thing.

 (An Inflatable Bearded Whumpus, Fri 23 Jan 2015, 13:04, Reply)
This is a normal post That is fucking awesome!

(tacpprm has a mmrpcat, Fri 23 Jan 2015, 13:16, Reply)
This is a normal post fuckin' ay
we need more black metal
 (I helped save b3ta! presferatu, Fri 23 Jan 2015, 13:55, Reply)
This is a normal post April 1, 2011
hmm
 (I helped save b3ta! sinisterduck, Fri 23 Jan 2015, 14:15, Reply)
This is a normal post There seem to be other things about them on the internet
This and this for example. I think the date of that article is a coincidence.
 (An Inflatable Bearded Whumpus, Fri 23 Jan 2015, 14:43, Reply)
This is a normal post Fucking Vice...
Twattish Hipstercunts
 (Huw Edwards #yungbludisanonce, Fri 23 Jan 2015, 16:51, Reply)
This is a link post Chicken Horror
Had me giggling like an invalid.

squeaksqueaksqueak
(I helped save b3ta! Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...", Fri 23 Jan 2015, 13:01, Reply)
This is a normal post I very much enjoyed that

(Synchromesh gearbox, overhead cam, Fri 23 Jan 2015, 14:08, Reply)
This is a normal post Hahaha

(I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Fri 23 Jan 2015, 14:29, Reply)
This is a normal post A damn sight more entertaining than BBC Three.

(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Fri 23 Jan 2015, 19:11, Reply)
This is a link post good take down of antivax loons part 2
very geeky if you like that kind of thing
(I helped save b3ta! colmcq2, Fri 23 Jan 2015, 12:55, Reply)
This is a normal post col - no one is going to watch this, yo

(I helped save b3ta! colmcq2, Fri 23 Jan 2015, 13:12, Reply)
This is a normal post I will
To spite one of your personalities.
 (smellysamlyingcable Seaman on, Fri 23 Jan 2015, 14:39, Reply)
This is a normal post I see they studied the effects of organic mercury
but did not study GMO mercury at all.

I'm no scientist, but this looks like yet another
example of Monsanto lobbyists stifling honest research
and promoting false science.

Also, if scientists think mercury prevents autism,
why didn't they inject themselves and let the monkeys go?
 (I helped save b3ta! the prick of misery pierced my foot on a spiiiike on, Fri 23 Jan 2015, 14:00, Reply)
This is a normal post Let the monkeys go?
They'll come over here!
Steal all our jobs and cause congestion on the M4.
 (smellysamlyingcable Seaman on, Fri 23 Jan 2015, 14:40, Reply)
This is a normal post was kinda sad they used monkeys for what turned out to be pointless research

(I helped save b3ta! colmcq2, Fri 23 Jan 2015, 16:18, Reply)
This is a normal post yeah
Sometimes I think about the times I've eaten steak on a day that I didn't do anything useful for the world and i could have just had a slice of bread and some juice. I feel like this is kind of the same thing.
Edit: That's only a handful of days of my life, though. I have a lot of bread slice and juice days.
 (I helped save b3ta! the prick of misery pierced my foot on a spiiiike on, Fri 23 Jan 2015, 16:41, Reply)
This is a link post Mechanical arm malfunction NSFW
of the best kind. Possibly nsfw.
 (natsickles, Fri 23 Jan 2015, 12:44, Reply)
This is a normal post Good Grief! Is this guy still wanking himself off??

(SpangoTheWonderBadger is brewing beer, Fri 23 Jan 2015, 12:49, Reply)
This is a normal post That's cos he can't feel it
what with having a cock made of glass.
 (I helped save b3ta! smaggers Like a gibbon on helium, Fri 23 Jan 2015, 12:56, Reply)
This is a link post Funny name corner: Richest man in Asia
Li Ka-shing
 (I helped save b3ta! sinisterduck, Fri 23 Jan 2015, 12:41, Reply)
This is a normal post who photoshopped his forehead?

(I helped save b3ta! spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Fri 23 Jan 2015, 12:51, Reply)
This is a normal post Funnily enough Ah-Lun Soo-Gah means utter, utter cunt in Chinese

(benito vaselini no not that one, Fri 23 Jan 2015, 12:55, Reply)
This is a link post The Perverted Optician - By This Glorious Monster I made this!
Hey B3ta.

Hope everyone is well and all that.

We did another little silly skit. Hope you enjoy.

More at our youtube channel. youtube.com/thisgloriousmonster
(loego, Fri 23 Jan 2015, 12:27, Reply)
This is a normal post Brilliant, I laughed out loud several times form 0:45 onwards.
Although beards seem to have the same effect as Stewart Lee and cyclists round these parts, so good luck!
 (I helped save b3ta! fred zeppelin II: Electric Boogaloo, Fri 23 Jan 2015, 12:37, Reply)
This is a normal post Ha!
There is a lot of beard.

Though I personally have a beard to break up my moon faced facial features!

Had it since I was 10!

Thanks thought sir!
 (loego, Fri 23 Jan 2015, 12:53, Reply)
This is a normal post Christ, but I fucking LOATHE beards.
Ginger beards especially.
 (I helped save b3ta! Tab Hunter Make this useless process end and so, begin again, Fri 23 Jan 2015, 12:54, Reply)
This is a normal post HAHA. That's a happy ending!
I CAN'T BLOODY HELP IT!

It's far worse a face without it. I look like putty.
 (loego, Fri 23 Jan 2015, 12:59, Reply)
This is a normal post One word: Niqab.
...will watch when I've got sound, 'cos all your vids are usually well lol
 (I helped save b3ta! Tab Hunter Make this useless process end and so, begin again, Fri 23 Jan 2015, 13:03, Reply)
This is a normal post What is a Niquab? Dare I google it? P.s. Thanks!

(loego, Fri 23 Jan 2015, 13:18, Reply)
This is a normal post You love us really

(I helped save b3ta! Fadgebadger Sweaty sumo wanks for everyone!, Fri 23 Jan 2015, 13:48, Reply)
This is a normal post Je Suis Beardie.

(I helped save b3ta! fred zeppelin II: Electric Boogaloo, Fri 23 Jan 2015, 16:26, Reply)
This is a normal post Fine.
More for me.
 (I helped save b3ta! jonbob loves you, Fri 23 Jan 2015, 16:55, Reply)
This is a normal post You are very good.
very ,very good.
 (Spin Its a thing., Fri 23 Jan 2015, 14:48, Reply)
This is a normal post Thank you Kindly!
Thanks B3ta!
 (loego, Fri 23 Jan 2015, 15:06, Reply)
This is a normal post If there was one less of you, you would be loegoless

(I helped save b3ta! Fadgebadger Sweaty sumo wanks for everyone!, Fri 23 Jan 2015, 15:22, Reply)
This is a normal post Ha Ha silly. Loego was a band I was in when I was young and still had hair.

(loego, Fri 23 Jan 2015, 15:57, Reply)
This is a normal post I also write this to fulfill a joke a few threads up there...
b3ta.com/links/1268141
 (I helped save b3ta! Fadgebadger Sweaty sumo wanks for everyone!, Fri 23 Jan 2015, 16:43, Reply)
This is a normal post I hope you finally feel fulfilled!

(loego, Fri 23 Jan 2015, 17:27, Reply)
This is a normal post lovely!
I'm enjoying your stuff loads
 (I helped save b3ta! crab_bloke), Fri 23 Jan 2015, 15:42, Reply)
This is a normal post Thanks for the kind words!
Chuffed to hear people actually like it. Phew
 (loego, Fri 23 Jan 2015, 16:01, Reply)
This is a normal post Brilliant, sirs.

(I helped save b3ta! ERG1008 is climbing in yo windows & snatchin yo people up, Fri 23 Jan 2015, 16:05, Reply)
This is a normal post Thanks you kind sir.

(loego, Fri 23 Jan 2015, 17:54, Reply)
This is a normal post
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 (I helped save b3ta! Kung_Fu_Russ ran out of amusing signatures on, Fri 23 Jan 2015, 17:46, Reply)
This is a normal post HAHAHA. Well that just made my day!!!
It's like a piece of text art.

!THE BBC WOULDN'T GIVE IT A SECOND SERIES! MORE RUSSEL HOWARDS GOOD NEWS PLEASE YIPEEE !!!
 (loego, Fri 23 Jan 2015, 17:53, Reply)
This is a normal post yes,yes,yes!
Fuck YES!!
 (Spin Its a thing., Sat 24 Jan 2015, 15:06, Reply)
This is a normal post Likey
You're like hipster Grumbleweeds. You can have that.
 (Fabcat&MK see nothing wrong with a little bump n grind, Sat 24 Jan 2015, 10:59, Reply)
This is a link post On the subjerct of killer rabbits.
A collection of clips from "Night of the Lepus". Best of all the killer rabbit films.


[edit] Subject damnit! I can't bloody type!
(tacpprm has a mmrpcat, Fri 23 Jan 2015, 12:11, Reply)
This is a link post wise words

(I helped save b3ta! JamTallons, Fri 23 Jan 2015, 11:38, Reply)
This is a normal post That reminds me
must pick up razor blades and bleach on my way home
 (I helped save b3ta! Mr Mann I love pigs, best of all the animals, Fri 23 Jan 2015, 12:13, Reply)
This is a normal post i guess back then 40 was old.
it's not now though. right. RIGHT?
 (I helped save b3ta! JamTallons, Fri 23 Jan 2015, 12:39, Reply)
This is a normal post
it just needs one to tinker with the calibration of one's definition of success
 (I helped save b3ta! Mr Mann I love pigs, best of all the animals, Fri 23 Jan 2015, 13:01, Reply)
This is a link post Science Vs Music
Very nice vid for yer peepers
(allseeingjapseye white light emitting from eyes / mouth, Fri 23 Jan 2015, 11:34, Reply)
This is a link post PIE! I made this!
Dave the Rabbit and Ed the Cat are discussing pie.
(I helped save b3ta! crab_bloke), Fri 23 Jan 2015, 11:08, Reply)
This is a normal post

(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Fri 23 Jan 2015, 12:11, Reply)
This is a normal post Ha!
nicely done
 (I helped save b3ta! crab_bloke), Fri 23 Jan 2015, 12:16, Reply)
This is a link post Rabbits chasing and trying to murder a woman
Probably by tearing her apart with their vicious fangs or battering her death with their huge, demonic ears
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Fri 23 Jan 2015, 11:03, Reply)
This is a normal post There is only one reply
www.youtube.com/watch?v=0_SAVHHGQzI
 (I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Fri 23 Jan 2015, 11:09, Reply)
This is a normal post Ha!
Who shall I assign that to as their ringtone I wonder..
 (I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Fri 23 Jan 2015, 11:16, Reply)
This is a normal post Strokes chin
...mmmmmmmm
 (I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Fri 23 Jan 2015, 11:25, Reply)
This is a normal post She could do with more than just one holy hand grenade

(Sherbs, Fri 23 Jan 2015, 11:16, Reply)
This is a normal post
He's got huge, sharp... er... He can leap about.... LOOK AT THE BONES!!
 (eViLegion Chief Commissioner of the Scottish Lunacy Board, Fri 23 Jan 2015, 12:02, Reply)
This is a normal post Rabbits are truly shit

(I helped save b3ta! evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Fri 23 Jan 2015, 11:23, Reply)
This is a normal post They are tasty though
So I'm prepared to let it go
 (I helped save b3ta! DinivanX Has stinging piss after drinking Pact Coffee, Fri 23 Jan 2015, 11:27, Reply)
This is a normal post They beat Napoleon though
mentalfloss.com/article/51364/time-napoleon-was-attacked-rabbits
 (I helped save b3ta! Mr Mann I love pigs, best of all the animals, Fri 23 Jan 2015, 11:28, Reply)
This is a normal post They eat their shit
therefore of shit they are made.
 (Monocromatico Lady Godiva's horse, Fri 23 Jan 2015, 11:38, Reply)
This is a normal post They eat it
then shit it all out again. On my floor, right next to the litter tray.

The filthy fuckers.
 (I helped save b3ta! evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Fri 23 Jan 2015, 11:48, Reply)
This is a normal post it's just a dream your grace

(Synchromesh gearbox, overhead cam, Fri 23 Jan 2015, 12:03, Reply)
This is a normal post Pete Sampras?
Yeah, you know rabbits, tennis...that whole connection there...
 (I helped save b3ta! h3donist tryin' to play me out as if my name is Sega.., Fri 23 Jan 2015, 12:27, Reply)
This is a normal post Okunoshima Island
is a brilliant Google Image search.
 (I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Fri 23 Jan 2015, 12:52, Reply)
This is a normal post It really is entirely populated by rabbits
the search I mean
 (I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Fri 23 Jan 2015, 13:12, Reply)
This is a link post FPS view from inside a stunt plane doing tricks and shit...
Liveleak link so wont embed for me...
 (robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Fri 23 Jan 2015, 10:38, Reply)
This is a normal post Yes!
Apparently they'll be doing that at Ascot this August. Assuming it doesn't rain the entire fucking day like last time I went to one of those things.
 (I helped save b3ta! evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Fri 23 Jan 2015, 10:55, Reply)
This is a normal post I've just become a proud owner of one twentieth of a Piper PA28
Can I have a go?
 (penrose your dog's got tits, Fri 23 Jan 2015, 10:57, Reply)
This is a normal post If its Billie,
I hope you get the tits
 (robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Fri 23 Jan 2015, 10:57, Reply)
This is a normal post To be honest
I'd be happy with one twentieth of Billie Piper's tits. Its the lips I don't like.
 (penrose your dog's got tits, Fri 23 Jan 2015, 11:15, Reply)
This is a normal post My grandad flew a suicide mission into Germany and got involved in a dog fight
Some of his co-pilots didn't make it back.
This grainy footage was uploaded onto the you tube.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f5qldD6ABR4&index=4&list=PLAEB8922323DAAA67

Tell it to the kids these days and they don't understand.
Hanging is too good for them.
 (dirk speedrift Sit doon, Fri 23 Jan 2015, 11:13, Reply)
This is a normal post If he came back, it wasn't a suicide mission.

(I helped save b3ta! sm.pl.crt.rs I don't fucking know, do I?, Fri 23 Jan 2015, 14:48, Reply)
This is a link post serious lurkage
apparently it's my B3TA birthday
have some of this for a 'song with the same name as a more famous song' Friday
(I helped save b3ta! insignificantsnivellinglittleturd I Like Peas, Fri 23 Jan 2015, 10:22, Reply)
This is a normal post love that track

(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 23 Jan 2015, 10:22, Reply)
This is a normal post me too!

(I helped save b3ta! Larry Death Anger Pain Fear Aggression, Fri 23 Jan 2015, 10:28, Reply)
This is a normal post double
candles!
 (I helped save b3ta! insignificantsnivellinglittleturd I Like Peas, Fri 23 Jan 2015, 10:29, Reply)
This is a normal post candelabra-cadabra!!!
Happy Candles! both

 (I helped save b3ta! lustreboy making himself laugh since 1973 (tm), Fri 23 Jan 2015, 10:34, Reply)
This is a normal post happy fucking candles!
a/c
 (I helped save b3ta! sock more tea vicar?, Fri 23 Jan 2015, 10:29, Reply)
This is a normal post MOAR CANDLES

(I helped save b3ta! Fadgebadger Sweaty sumo wanks for everyone!, Fri 23 Jan 2015, 10:30, Reply)
This is a normal post happy fucking candles!

(I helped save b3ta! sock more tea vicar?, Fri 23 Jan 2015, 10:29, Reply)
This is a normal post 17 candles so far
anyone else care to chip in?
 (I helped save b3ta! insignificantsnivellinglittleturd I Like Peas, Fri 23 Jan 2015, 10:32, Reply)
This is a normal post CHOOON!!!

(I helped save b3ta! evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Fri 23 Jan 2015, 10:56, Reply)
This is a normal post Yay, I can turn the heating off today. happy Candles both of you

(I helped save b3ta! fred zeppelin II: Electric Boogaloo, Fri 23 Jan 2015, 11:29, Reply)

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