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This is a link post Girl making a baking soda volcano
I do not believe you wanted to do that #enfield

Needs sound, probably only the last third is worth watching.
(robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Sun 22 Feb 2015, 15:08, Reply)
This is a normal post It burns!

(smellysamlyingcable Seaman on, Sun 22 Feb 2015, 15:09, Reply)
This is a normal post Ha!

(I helped save b3ta! Fadgebadger Sweaty sumo wanks for everyone!, Sun 22 Feb 2015, 15:19, Reply)
This is a normal post Hahahaha!

(I helped save b3ta! gingerfreak Why? Why not., Sun 22 Feb 2015, 15:41, Reply)
This is a normal post Ha!
Shouldn't laugh, totally did!
 (I helped save b3ta! Jimbuktu See? Right here, Sun 22 Feb 2015, 15:43, Reply)
This is a normal post this
lol
 (I helped save b3ta! Nuisance Value, Sun 22 Feb 2015, 16:54, Reply)
This is a normal post yes you should

(I helped save b3ta! A Rory Borealis here under duress, Sun 22 Feb 2015, 21:43, Reply)
This is a normal post ow =( I'd like to call fake but...it buuurns! was very convincing

(macroscian (1 like), Sun 22 Feb 2015, 16:11, Reply)
This is a normal post Are you sure?
Have you ever heard anyone say "It burns" outside of a superhero fantasy? People don't speak like that.
 (I helped save b3ta! Jeffrey44 (User was banned for this post), Sun 22 Feb 2015, 16:56, Reply)
This is a normal post I remember saying it out loud
when pissing after I shagged your mum.
 (I helped save b3ta! Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Sun 22 Feb 2015, 17:06, Reply)
This is a normal post I very much doubt that happened.

(I helped save b3ta! Jeffrey44 (User was banned for this post), Sun 22 Feb 2015, 17:38, Reply)
This is a normal post what does your friends in world of warcraft say

(macroscian (1 like), Sun 22 Feb 2015, 20:48, Reply)
This is a normal post It bites! It freeeeeeeeeeeezessssssss!!

(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Sun 22 Feb 2015, 16:57, Reply)
This is a normal post Wait for it...

(I helped save b3ta! Black Moon Not cracked, I'm all up to be., Sun 22 Feb 2015, 17:16, Reply)
This is a normal post fakey wakey

(dirk speedrift Sit doon, Sun 22 Feb 2015, 18:34, Reply)
This is a normal post rise and cakey

(I helped save b3ta! --- ---, Sun 22 Feb 2015, 19:25, Reply)
This is a normal post okie dokie pig and a pokie

(robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Sun 22 Feb 2015, 19:57, Reply)
This is a normal post How's he going to get a job if he doesn't get an interview?

(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Sun 22 Feb 2015, 21:24, Reply)
This is a normal post would you say you had an egregious personality?

(I helped save b3ta! JeremyBeadlesHands, Sun 22 Feb 2015, 22:46, Reply)
This is a link post Innerspace - The Dildo Scene
innersapce is on channel 5, never noticed this before..
(I helped save b3ta! Pazuzu does a barrel roll, Sun 22 Feb 2015, 14:39, Reply)
This is a normal post Please state the nature of the medical emergency.

(Jimbotfu Bummed in the gob again, Sun 22 Feb 2015, 15:04, Reply)
This is a normal post So, that would be in 'er space then?

(I helped save b3ta! Varmint, Sun 22 Feb 2015, 15:47, Reply)
This is a normal post great film.

(I helped save b3ta! JamTallons, Sun 22 Feb 2015, 17:29, Reply)
This is a normal post I am fucking sickened
by how much press coverage this cunt shit soap opera is getting. And they say the Murdoch press is the most influential media force in this country. Cat piss. The BBC PR department have got this kebab vomit in every fucking paper and on every tv news show for about four days continuously now.
 (I helped save b3ta! Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Sun 22 Feb 2015, 14:30, Reply)
This is a normal post Good, good.
Let the hate flow through you.
 (I helped save b3ta! evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Sun 22 Feb 2015, 14:35, Reply)
This is a normal post It's just that I'm
more of a Hollyoaks man.
 (I helped save b3ta! Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Sun 22 Feb 2015, 14:37, Reply)
This is a normal post *cue DUFF DUFF*

(I helped save b3ta! Mudface The web isn't callipygian, Sun 22 Feb 2015, 14:53, Reply)
This is a normal post I don't think that's quite fair
Every newspaper except the Guardian (and possibly the Mirror) fucking hate the BBC and take any opportunity to knock it (usually with some good reason).

They don't have to write about EastEnders at all, except that it's an incredibly easy win for them: they can splash across multiple pages, with little actual prose; instead using big pictures, box-outs, betting odds on the murderer, etc. and it will still get read by the unfathomably large number of people who watch this utterly shit television programme. Lazy and cynical hack twattery.
 (I helped save b3ta! Mr Mann I love pigs, best of all the animals, Sun 22 Feb 2015, 16:11, Reply)
This is a normal post Well you're not wrong but
the BBC set the news agenda like no one else, and the fact that they are saturating much of their news and entertainment coverage with Eastenders stories means that their lead is followed. They cynically do this with a lot of their other light entertainment output. The new casting of a Doctor Who becomes front page national news? Check. Someone spits their dummy out on Bake Off? Someone can't dance very well on Strictly? This is not newsworthy, but the BBC makes it so. This isn't public service broadcasting, it's shameless self promotion.
 (I helped save b3ta! Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Sun 22 Feb 2015, 16:35, Reply)
This is a link post Sunday floof: dog wants melon

(I helped save b3ta! h3donist tryin' to play me out as if my name is Sega.., Sun 22 Feb 2015, 14:13, Reply)
This is a normal post Haha. Our dog likes watermelon too.
But we don't tease it like that bloke, it just gets a smart kick up the arse and told to piss off.
 (I helped save b3ta! Varmint, Sun 22 Feb 2015, 15:56, Reply)
This is a normal post I just discovered that
my cat likes chicken balti, well any chicken curry.
I'm sure that's odd.
 (I helped save b3ta! --- ---, Sun 22 Feb 2015, 19:26, Reply)
This is a normal post Ah cats
Mine used to like cheese and onion crisps. And cheese. And kebab. Basically anything I ate really.
 (who's_the_what?, Sun 22 Feb 2015, 20:30, Reply)
This is a normal post I saw my cat having a go at a skittle the other day

(I helped save b3ta! Fadgebadger Sweaty sumo wanks for everyone!, Sun 22 Feb 2015, 21:40, Reply)
This is a normal post My old cat used to eat broccoli

(I helped save b3ta! wheresthefish Partly filled with wrong, Sun 22 Feb 2015, 22:24, Reply)
This is a link post Doctor Who: From Master to Missy I made this!
All of the Doctor Who TV Show's Masters transforming in sequence.
(MistaRoosta a massive cock, Sun 22 Feb 2015, 13:31, Reply)
This is a normal post again?

(I helped save b3ta! omnitruncatedkraken from Empire Algol, Sun 22 Feb 2015, 14:01, Reply)
This is a normal post Not quite. A different, simpler and shorter version.

(MistaRoosta a massive cock, Sun 22 Feb 2015, 14:04, Reply)
This is a normal post whats with the first few?

(I helped save b3ta! Firkinfedup last shat on your wife's tits at, Sun 22 Feb 2015, 15:27, Reply)
This is a normal post ^

(I helped save b3ta! omnitruncatedkraken from Empire Algol, Sun 22 Feb 2015, 16:03, Reply)
This is a normal post haha
I meant the first few people in the video, looks like some cheap zombie film with bad wigs.
 (I helped save b3ta! Firkinfedup last shat on your wife's tits at, Sun 22 Feb 2015, 17:20, Reply)
This is a normal post Cheap zombies in hoods rather than wigs.
70s Doctor Who production values.
 (MistaRoosta a massive cock, Sun 22 Feb 2015, 18:00, Reply)
This is a link post Detailed close-ups of Star Wars spaceships
Quality modelling skills.
The death star must've had a lot of work put into it.
 (Sherbs, Sun 22 Feb 2015, 13:08, Reply)
This is a normal post Apparently when GL and co saw the model of the Executer
they were so blown away they created more scenes for it

According to my book of SW archives
 (I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Sun 22 Feb 2015, 13:30, Reply)
This is a normal post It was shown as part of a Star Wars exhibition
at Bradford's National Museum of Photography, Film and Television about 15 years ago. Fucking beautiful it was.
 (I helped save b3ta! gingerfreak Why? Why not., Sun 22 Feb 2015, 14:27, Reply)
This is a normal post is there a term modellers use to refer to all the busy little "functional" details you get on spaceship designs?
if not I'm going to call it "space kipple"
 (I helped save b3ta! mutated monty, Sun 22 Feb 2015, 13:47, Reply)
This is a normal post Not far off
I believe it is called greebling.
 (I helped save b3ta! evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Sun 22 Feb 2015, 13:49, Reply)
This is a normal post excellent, a new word I have learned
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Greeble
 (I helped save b3ta! mutated monty, Sun 22 Feb 2015, 13:59, Reply)
This is a normal post greeblies
and there are people out there who can name identify every single model kit used to make them.
 (I helped save b3ta! amoebaboy chose for death by unga bunga on, Sun 22 Feb 2015, 14:40, Reply)
This is a normal post or Nurnies
You can also get "nurnies" plugins for all of the 3d packages.
 (I helped save b3ta! smaggers Like a gibbon on helium, Sun 22 Feb 2015, 14:58, Reply)
This is a normal post Impressive.
Most impressive.

Shame that so little of that Death Star detail was seen on screen.

Have ye seen the "Build your own Millennium Falcon" partwork that's out at the minute? Supposedly assembles into a 100% screen accurate model.

100 issues at 9 quid.

You do the math (s).
 (Jimbotfu Bummed in the gob again, Sun 22 Feb 2015, 13:55, Reply)
This is a normal post I saw an ad for that last month
I was thinking the issues would double in price half way through the collection.
Bound to get caught out. Looks like a great model though.
 (Sherbs, Sun 22 Feb 2015, 14:38, Reply)
This is a normal post it's good they went with 1:1 in the actual films

(I helped save b3ta! omnitruncatedkraken from Empire Algol, Sun 22 Feb 2015, 13:57, Reply)
This is a normal post You guys make it so easy
to play my "Who would I ever date from B3ta?" game.
 (I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Sun 22 Feb 2015, 14:15, Reply)
This is a normal post great find!
incredible work on those models.
 (I helped save b3ta! mr null One mad man in a world gone sane, Sun 22 Feb 2015, 14:52, Reply)
This is a normal post Photos of Airfix models
Photos of Airfix models.
 (I helped save b3ta! Fork Has lost his bash virginity!, Sun 22 Feb 2015, 16:58, Reply)
This is a normal post Thank you...
This will help with the Millennium Falcon, X-wing and TIE fighter I'm starting on next month...(Okay, they are Fine Molds kits, but original photos are always useful!)
 (Monsieur Allotrope is taking Tiger Mountain from behind, Mon 23 Feb 2015, 18:29, Reply)
This is a link post Geraldine and Ricky
Don't have nightmares y'all
(GforGermany looks like some sort of retaining plunger, Sun 22 Feb 2015, 12:53, Reply)
This is a normal post AAARGH! AAAARGH! AAARGH! *takes deep breath* AAAAAAAARGH!!

(I helped save b3ta! da5id <YOUR SIG HERE>, Sun 22 Feb 2015, 17:51, Reply)
This is a link post Space is big. Really big.
You just won't believe how vastly, hugely, mindbogglingly big it is.
(I helped save b3ta! wheresthefish Partly filled with wrong, Sun 22 Feb 2015, 11:42, Reply)
This is a normal post I mean, you may think it's a long way down the road to the chemist's, but that's just peanuts to space.

(macroscian (1 like), Sun 22 Feb 2015, 11:55, Reply)
This is a normal post Please do not press this button again.

(Jimbotfu Bummed in the gob again, Sun 22 Feb 2015, 12:05, Reply)
This is a normal post
'E's not pinin'! 'E's passed on! This parrot is no more! He has ceased to be! 'E's expired and gone to meet 'is maker! 'E's a stiff! Bereft of life, 'e rests in peace!!!
If you hadn't nailed 'im to the perch 'e'd be pushing up the daisies! 'Is metabolic processes are now 'istory! 'E's off the twig! 'E's kicked the bucket, 'e's shuffled off 'is mortal coil, run down the curtain and joined the bleedin' choir invisible!! THIS IS AN EX-PARROT!!
 (I helped save b3ta! Tab Hunter Make this useless process end and so, begin again, Sun 22 Feb 2015, 12:09, Reply)
This is a normal post You may very well think that.
I'm afraid I couldn't possibly comment.
 (I helped save b3ta! wheresthefish Partly filled with wrong, Sun 22 Feb 2015, 12:14, Reply)
This is a normal post Daddy?
DADDYYYYYYYYY!!!!!
 (I helped save b3ta! Hampster Squared has stuff at www.tilla.co.uk, Sun 22 Feb 2015, 12:57, Reply)
This is a normal post The cosmic, the microcosmic and the macrocosmic

(Sherbs, Sun 22 Feb 2015, 12:12, Reply)
This is a normal post Indeed...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=OmfAyK6CeIg
 (I helped save b3ta! mooglemania Please disregard this sig., Sun 22 Feb 2015, 12:41, Reply)
This is a normal post *Gasps*

(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Sun 22 Feb 2015, 12:43, Reply)
This is a normal post Perspective
is such a wonderful thing
 (I helped save b3ta! Mex3 =mememe, Sun 22 Feb 2015, 13:29, Reply)
This is a normal post How come they didn't choose Yakety Sax to accompany this video?
bombastic weirdos
 (I helped save b3ta! Mudface The web isn't callipygian, Sun 22 Feb 2015, 13:57, Reply)
This is a normal post Ironically the subject of the video
is not space
 (I helped save b3ta! PooPants, Sun 22 Feb 2015, 14:12, Reply)
This is a normal post I want to be a black hole when I grow up.

...pervs



also, it is not mind boggling at all...


I often think of the space when drifting to sleep...
 (I helped save b3ta! omnitruncatedkraken from Empire Algol, Sun 22 Feb 2015, 16:10, Reply)
This is a normal post Some super-massive black holes are a hundred million light years wide
That means it would take a hundred million years to cross, at the speed of light o_O
 (I helped save b3ta! Turquoise Hexagon Sun has just dropped acid on, Sun 22 Feb 2015, 17:57, Reply)
This is a normal post Sorry to be a pedant,
but the largest known one is a mere 236.7 billion kilometres across (a piffling 9.1 light days, or 25.6 trillion double-decker buses).

That's impressive enough though.
 (I helped save b3ta! wheresthefish Partly filled with wrong, Sun 22 Feb 2015, 19:34, Reply)
This is a normal post It's not only impressive. It's truly terrifying.

(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Sun 22 Feb 2015, 23:38, Reply)
This is a normal post Not Even
Boris, could think that number of buses would be a good idea.....
 (Wankle-Rotary-Engine -pronounced 'Throat Wobbler Mangrove', Mon 23 Feb 2015, 19:26, Reply)
This is a link post ISIS threatens to "invade" Rome. Italians respond with travel tips.

(I helped save b3ta! Fork Has lost his bash virginity!, Sun 22 Feb 2015, 11:41, Reply)
This is a normal post Just don't fly Alitalia
Always Late In Take-Off. Always Late In Arrival.
 (I helped save b3ta! Mr Mann I love pigs, best of all the animals, Sun 22 Feb 2015, 12:02, Reply)
This is a link post Slenderman causes children to stab child.
apparently.
 (I helped save b3ta! zacherynuk @echo off, Sun 22 Feb 2015, 11:07, Reply)
This is a link post I never realised those water jet hoverboards you see at the beach run off jetskis.
Bunch of wankers obvs. but impressive nevertheless!
(I helped save b3ta! da5id <YOUR SIG HERE>, Sun 22 Feb 2015, 11:05, Reply)
This is a normal post Well that's a fairly blatant ripoff of Sail
And nowhere near as good.

The jetpack things look fun though.
 (I helped save b3ta! evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Sun 22 Feb 2015, 11:22, Reply)
This is a normal post ^

(I helped save b3ta! omnitruncatedkraken from Empire Algol, Sun 22 Feb 2015, 16:13, Reply)
This is a normal post Why does that remind me of the petrol station scene in Zoolander?
If only it ended the same way.
 (I helped save b3ta! wheresthefish Partly filled with wrong, Sun 22 Feb 2015, 11:31, Reply)
This is a normal post See also...
player.bfi.org.uk/film/watch-bug-episode-1-2015/

Start at the 11 minute mark if you're impatient
 (GforGermany looks like some sort of retaining plunger, Sun 22 Feb 2015, 12:05, Reply)
This is a normal post Oooh! Clever removing the hoses. Thanks.

(I helped save b3ta! da5id <YOUR SIG HERE>, Sun 22 Feb 2015, 17:53, Reply)
This is a link post UKIP Trumpton.

(pissflaps. FSPW, Sun 22 Feb 2015, 10:29, Reply)
This is a normal post Ha ha! Fantastic!

(Spin Its a thing., Sun 22 Feb 2015, 10:39, Reply)
This is a normal post He he he - quality :)

(mrmatt is staging a 'dirty protest' on, Sun 22 Feb 2015, 10:51, Reply)
This is a normal post Very good!
...and forwarded to my mildly racist father-in-law
 (I helped save b3ta! da5id <YOUR SIG HERE>, Sun 22 Feb 2015, 10:52, Reply)
This is a normal post
oooooh good luck with that
 (I helped save b3ta! Mr Mann I love pigs, best of all the animals, Sun 22 Feb 2015, 11:58, Reply)
This is a normal post Why the bloody hell has someone applied some weird anti-shake filter to this?
Don't people check videos before they upload them?
 (I helped save b3ta! Jeffrey44 (User was banned for this post), Sun 22 Feb 2015, 11:46, Reply)
This is a normal post Two stage process
The DVD is shaky due to some poor transfer of the original film stock, and then YouTube offers to stabilise the upload, and then it adds the wobbly artefacts.
 (I helped save b3ta! Varmint, Sun 22 Feb 2015, 12:31, Reply)
This is a normal post I assumed it was to get around YouTube's auto-detect copyrighted content blocking?
It does have the unintentional bonus of making it look like CSI: Chigley.
 (Jimbotfu Bummed in the gob again, Sun 22 Feb 2015, 14:00, Reply)
This is a normal post hahah
nice one :)
 (MrKane 01234567890123456789012345678901234567890123456789, Sun 22 Feb 2015, 12:08, Reply)
This is a normal post It was worth watching twice just for the line
"Pugh, Pugh, Barney McGrew, Cuthbert, Dibble, Gryzyndski........"
 (Anthony Burgess' Chocolate Orange, Sun 22 Feb 2015, 21:15, Reply)
This is a normal post ^ this

(I helped save b3ta! thecrapgatsby isn't listening LALALALALALA, Mon 23 Feb 2015, 6:13, Reply)
This is a link post The Cabinet of Dr. Caligari + excellent soundtrack
The NoMen liven up this classic of German expressionist cinema with a John Carpenter-esque freak out, baby.

(I normally prefer my silent films silent, but this is exceptional)
(I helped save b3ta! fred zeppelin II: Electric Boogaloo, Sun 22 Feb 2015, 10:02, Reply)
This is a normal post Bill Nelson did an LP called The Cabinet of Dr Caligari
Can't find much about it other than this short clip:

www.youtube.com/watch?v=yP2cx2q3ihs
 (I helped save b3ta! Varmint, Sun 22 Feb 2015, 13:18, Reply)
This is a normal post prehaps he should have taken his own advice!

(I helped save b3ta! skullbuggery uh huh! kissed a cow!, Sun 22 Feb 2015, 9:54, Reply)
This is a link post Things we don't want to hear in a radio ad
part 2: vimeo.com/116975820
(I helped save b3ta! Mudface The web isn't callipygian, Sun 22 Feb 2015, 9:35, Reply)
This is a normal post I enjoyed that!

(I helped save b3ta! Fork Has lost his bash virginity!, Sun 22 Feb 2015, 10:17, Reply)
This is a normal post These actually are American ads.

(Spin Its a thing., Sun 22 Feb 2015, 10:56, Reply)
This is a link post Sexist label on clothing?
Discuss!!


 (I helped save b3ta! Fadgebadger Sweaty sumo wanks for everyone!, Sun 22 Feb 2015, 9:13, Reply)
This is a normal post Don't they have a maid?
What is the world coming to?
 (sithemong, Sun 22 Feb 2015, 10:44, Reply)
This is a normal post Wash?

(I helped save b3ta! wheresthefish Partly filled with wrong, Sun 22 Feb 2015, 11:23, Reply)
This is a link post Infected Mushroom - Army Of Mushrooms Full Album NSFW
Not much of a doof fan but these dudes tickle my balls.
(I helped save b3ta! jakedamusss I understand, and dont care., Sun 22 Feb 2015, 9:08, Reply)
This is a normal post I had never heard of the concept of doof until now.
I'd love a party in the middle of nowhere.
 (I helped save b3ta! cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Sun 22 Feb 2015, 16:00, Reply)
This is a normal post Utter pish

(I helped save b3ta! Flash_Bastard, Mon 23 Feb 2015, 11:22, Reply)
This is a normal post Utter shit.

(I helped save b3ta! SleeplessAndy SleeplessAndy, Mon 23 Feb 2015, 17:06, Reply)
This is a link post A personality quiz to share with all your cuntish quiz-sharing Facebook friends... I made this!
Are you some kind of cunt?

I fear it can only be a matter of time before my expulsion from the site, despite my crude attempt to stave off the inevitable by partially asterisking any potentially filter-triggering obscenities.
 (merkinhead poos sideways, Sun 22 Feb 2015, 0:18, Reply)
This is a normal post 'What type of Facebook twat are you?'
:)
 (I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Sun 22 Feb 2015, 0:29, Reply)
This is a normal post It's not very accurate. One question skews all.

(I helped save b3ta! omnitruncatedkraken from Empire Algol, Sun 22 Feb 2015, 0:52, Reply)
This is a normal post ^this
The box to automatically post to spazzbook is already ticked
 (I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Sun 22 Feb 2015, 1:12, Reply)
This is a normal post
Yeah, you can't tweak the algorithm. If you pick five answers pointing to different types of cunt it just uses Q1 answer. Cunts.
 (merkinhead poos sideways, Sun 22 Feb 2015, 1:45, Reply)
This is a normal post That's a bit old fashioned.
There's now a DNA test for that, calibrated against the feline genome.
 (I helped save b3ta! Mudface The web isn't callipygian, Sun 22 Feb 2015, 8:51, Reply)
This is a link post Drunk Guy's Great Response to a Dumb Question From A Reporter

Followed by a credulity-stretching elaboration.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=nVmMHp5h-k0

// his claim to greatness is that he legged it out of a burning building
(Big Ramifications, Sat 21 Feb 2015, 23:49, Reply)
This is a normal post I freaken HEARD it !!
The full 3 minute interview is rather special if you've got the extra time. www.youtube.com/watch?v=VrsBRBMufqE
 (Big Ramifications, Sun 22 Feb 2015, 0:16, Reply)
This is a normal post Typical alkie...
...blaming his neighbours for his drinking.
 (I helped save b3ta! buffet_the_appetite_slayer ٩(●̮̃•)۶ jacked in to the ICE on, Sun 22 Feb 2015, 11:03, Reply)

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