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gladiators makes a come back to the EXTREEEEEME !!!!!! *
lets see Wolf and the other so called gladiators take on these
*may be lies
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fluffybunnykiller Is feasting on the clitoris of life, Tue 24 Feb 2015, 18:10,
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reminds me of
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gGFPh3P1qwg
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HandmadeLurkage it smells of farts in here, Tue 24 Feb 2015, 18:30,
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In Soviet B3ta Redbull and Vodka gives you GC!
ooooh!
www.britishburnassociation.org/burns-units
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Wee, sleekit, cow'rin, tim'rous beastie, O, what a panic's in thy breastie!
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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Tue 24 Feb 2015, 18:09,
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intresting how Ireland has 5 burns units, must be all those petrol bombs they used to play with
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fluffybunnykiller Is feasting on the clitoris of life, Tue 24 Feb 2015, 18:15,
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play with/drink
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probably why irelands only surving asthmatc fire breather chose to work there
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fluffybunnykiller Is feasting on the clitoris of life, Tue 24 Feb 2015, 18:25,
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if i tried doing that, i would find the only unfrozen dog turd for miles around, such is my luck
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fluffybunnykiller Is feasting on the clitoris of life, Tue 24 Feb 2015, 18:13,
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Only because I put it there.
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P-MONKE We're all fucked, Tue 24 Feb 2015, 21:04,
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carrot master
He seems to be standing near a HIVAC system or is on a 747 so sound down is a good idea.
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Spin Its a thing., Tue 24 Feb 2015, 16:50,
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wizardry
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macroscian (1 like), Tue 24 Feb 2015, 16:55,
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Nostalges for an Apple II
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wakeupandsmellthebacon, Tue 24 Feb 2015, 17:48,
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must be a better way to make chicken wire
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fluffybunnykiller Is feasting on the clitoris of life, Tue 24 Feb 2015, 18:44,
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this is a ridiculous use of a carrot
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omnitruncatedkraken from Empire Algol, Tue 24 Feb 2015, 17:02,
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yeah
why isn't he using it for a cat dildo like everyone else?
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just because CaC doesn't mea......y'know what, nevermind
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Marxist Pig Better Red Than Smeg, Tue 24 Feb 2015, 18:10,
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Mind=blown
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CADmonkey rollllllllled another one, just like the other one, Tue 24 Feb 2015, 17:04,
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With your username
you should understand this.
(the manual skills are on a different level [pun intended] though).
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P-MONKE We're all fucked, Tue 24 Feb 2015, 21:10,
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Not how, but why?
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CADmonkey rollllllllled another one, just like the other one, Wed 25 Feb 2015, 18:28,
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during the war
my nan had to make her tights out of carrots too
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theswollenbeef where there's a will there's a wank, Tue 24 Feb 2015, 17:13,
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Alright Uncle Albert?
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Fork Has lost his bash virginity!, Tue 24 Feb 2015, 17:27,
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You've dropped your pension book.
I said: "YOU'VE DROPPED YOUR PENSION BOOK!"
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wheresthefish Partly filled with wrong, Tue 24 Feb 2015, 18:28,
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mmmmmm
golden retriever tights...mmmmmmm
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insignificantsnivellinglittleturd I Like Peas, Tue 24 Feb 2015, 18:37,
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mmmmmm
and they're edible....mmmmmmm
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insignificantsnivellinglittleturd I Like Peas, Tue 24 Feb 2015, 18:44,
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Gosh!
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edjogs Collared doves are shit., Thu 26 Feb 2015, 16:34,
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Green Party Leader - car crash interview
Truly painful. Straight out of The Thick Of It.
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The Tramp Surveyor, Tue 24 Feb 2015, 16:49,
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4 posts down
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HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 24 Feb 2015, 16:54,
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Their defence policy
consists of growing a very tall hedge.
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Bob the Builder killed Captain Alex, Tue 24 Feb 2015, 20:42,
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Hahaha
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spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Tue 24 Feb 2015, 21:37,
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If it's a prickly hedge then it might work.
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tacpprm has a mmrpcat, Tue 24 Feb 2015, 21:37,
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MIKU SERVE
I made this!
inspired by Dawn Of The Bread's link and in the spirit of table tennis one-upmanship, i bring you what my mate miguel perez *cough* served up on the table from the 2012 olympic games now residing at bounce.
/coat
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daf 's been photoshopping real life again, Tue 24 Feb 2015, 16:38,
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Skillz!
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Dawn Of The Bread $$$$ E-THUG 4 LIFE - THAT'S HOW I SCROLL $$$$, Tue 24 Feb 2015, 16:50,
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Wow
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fred zeppelin II: Electric Boogaloo, Tue 24 Feb 2015, 18:19,
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Burn the witch!!
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da5id <YOUR SIG HERE>, Tue 24 Feb 2015, 22:22,
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POWER/RANGERS
NSFW
some power rangers 'deboot'
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gone
*disappointed groan*
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downward is avoiding human contact since, Tue 24 Feb 2015, 19:30,
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Don't worry darling we will try again tomorrow.
It can happen to anyone.
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spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Tue 24 Feb 2015, 21:38,
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Sorry, there is no video here.
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notoolsovernight you're all luvvly an' 'orrible, Tue 24 Feb 2015, 20:04,
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'Tis also on YouTube
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vw5vcUPyL90
Thought it was rather good.
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shovelboy This is bad - Two minutes to Belgium, Tue 24 Feb 2015, 23:30,
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Tories to solve NHS problems with Astrology
David Tredinnick said consulting the stars would "take huge pressure off doctors" and predicts astrology will "have a role to play in healthcare."
"Astrology is a useful diagnostic tool enabling us to see strengths and weaknesses via the birth chart."
"People who oppose what I say are usually bullies who have never studied astrology.
They never look at it. They are absolutely dismissive. Astrology may not be capable of passing double-blind tests but it is based on thousands of years of observation."
He went on to say people who opposed astrology were "racist".
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HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 24 Feb 2015, 16:25,
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I can see how it would work.
If you replace all the actual medicine with a mix of astrology, faith healing, homeopathy and crystals then people will be so scared of going to hospital that overcrowding will evaporate.
The people who can afford to go private will be unaffected, so everybody wins.
Everybody important anyhow.
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tacpprm has a mmrpcat, Tue 24 Feb 2015, 16:28,
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I feel better already!
: D
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You are just saying that so you won't have to go to magic hospital.
It works!
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tacpprm has a mmrpcat, Tue 24 Feb 2015, 16:57,
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praise jupiter
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www.youtube.com/watch?v=HMGIbOGu8q0
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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Tue 24 Feb 2015, 18:10,
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scared of going too dead to go
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jonbob loves you, Tue 24 Feb 2015, 21:30,
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I'm amazed how these fuckwits manage to tie their shoelaces let alone find their way into positions of power
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Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Tue 24 Feb 2015, 16:29,
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Calm down mate
It sounds like the influence of Jupiter in conjunction with Mars is fucking with your chakra.
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SnowyTheWereRabbit the Leporid from Hell, Tue 24 Feb 2015, 16:41,
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yeah!
*wanks at moon*
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That's no moon etc.
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Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Tue 24 Feb 2015, 16:49,
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Aim for the vent port
When the force can't keep it in anymore.
etc.
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smellysamlyingcable Seaman on, Tue 24 Feb 2015, 17:39,
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Are you a qualified doctor?
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Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Tue 24 Feb 2015, 17:27,
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I don't work within the traditional medical framework
I am a healer. A spiritual middleman. A traveller of both time and space. A shaman of bodily energies.
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SnowyTheWereRabbit the Leporid from Hell, Tue 24 Feb 2015, 17:30,
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A hobo?
A WIFI leaching hobo.
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smellysamlyingcable Seaman on, Tue 24 Feb 2015, 17:39,
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Is he a UKIP defector?
Similar batshit ideas.
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Fadgebadger Sweaty sumo wanks for everyone!, Tue 24 Feb 2015, 16:30,
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He should defect to the Green Party.
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Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Tue 24 Feb 2015, 16:30,
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Hahaha
This lot as well ;)
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Jahled Three shades of black, Tue 24 Feb 2015, 16:31,
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bullies who have never studied astrology.
They never look at it. They are absolutely dismissive. Astrology may not be capable of passing double-blind tests but it is based on thousands of years of observation
scientists
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Pig Bodine., Tue 24 Feb 2015, 16:40,
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Head desk
Preferably his, while shouting "No you utter fuckwit".
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smaggers Like a gibbon on helium, Tue 24 Feb 2015, 16:45,
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It's good that the right wing has a tendency to show it's true colours and self destruct in time for an election.
Unlike New (Nobody here is a eurosceptic honest) Labour.
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Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Tue 24 Feb 2015, 16:46,
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I presumed you were quoting from a Daily Mash article there.
More fool me.
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Fray Brentos *mega-belms*, Tue 24 Feb 2015, 16:50,
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I love how an up and coming GE brings out all the raving lunatics
I'm waiting for George Galloway's foaming rantings soon, they're always good for a laugh
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h3donist tryin' to play me out as if my name is Sega.., Tue 24 Feb 2015, 17:29,
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I'm fairly certain that nutter hasn't influenced the manifesto.
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eViLegion Chief Commissioner of the Scottish Lunacy Board, Tue 24 Feb 2015, 17:38,
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typical Capricorn
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Mudface The web isn't callipygian, Tue 24 Feb 2015, 19:15,
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We Aries don't believe in astrology I'm afraid.
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da5id <YOUR SIG HERE>, Tue 24 Feb 2015, 22:27,
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that would be capricorns I think
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omnitruncatedkraken from Empire Algol, Tue 24 Feb 2015, 22:47,
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Sweden’s Multicultural Center Expert on Islamophobia Joins ISIS
This sort of left me speechless
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Jahled Three shades of black, Tue 24 Feb 2015, 16:14,
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lol
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omnitruncatedkraken from Empire Algol, Tue 24 Feb 2015, 16:20,
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Your name is a bit Arabic-sounding
Are you sure that you're not one of them Jihaddy types?
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Fray Brentos *mega-belms*, Tue 24 Feb 2015, 16:21,
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A long story, i'm sure i'll end up explaining this in May
wiki.oldhammer.org.uk/v/White_Dwarf_53
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Jahled Three shades of black, Tue 24 Feb 2015, 16:27,
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Given that link, I, for one,
hope your explanation will be a long and elaborate one.
*makes mental note to bring along a novel*
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Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Tue 24 Feb 2015, 16:33,
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Got an Sony E-reader
I can read for 3 months straight without charging.
Should suffice.
Should buy a pallet of ready meals and another of adult diapers tho.
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smellysamlyingcable Seaman on, Tue 24 Feb 2015, 19:09,
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Who are you going to explain that to in May?
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Fray Brentos *mega-belms*, Tue 24 Feb 2015, 16:53,
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At that bash I unsigned for
i'll probably be there, I just noticed Jams was signed up, and given that spastic has me on ignore, I wondered if it would wise to attend. I'm not exactly going to be pleasant to the guy
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Jahled Three shades of black, Tue 24 Feb 2015, 17:19,
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FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT
FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT!
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SnowyTheWereRabbit the Leporid from Hell, Tue 24 Feb 2015, 17:21,
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He won't dare leave "the north",
don't be a pansy.
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Tab Hunter Make this useless process end and so, begin again, Tue 24 Feb 2015, 17:31,
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Seriously, I only asked how far a climate change denying twat was up his arse
when he stated the polar caps weren't natural. How do you communicate with someone like that without being offensive?
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Jahled Three shades of black, Tue 24 Feb 2015, 17:34,
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They aren't natural.
Everyone knows the so called "ice caps" are painted on. I have a globe that proves it.
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tacpprm has a mmrpcat, Tue 24 Feb 2015, 17:40,
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You're asking me about non-offensive communication!?
Like asking Saville for childcare advice, shirley?
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Tab Hunter Make this useless process end and so, begin again, Tue 24 Feb 2015, 17:44,
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Simples.
1. Drink beer.
2. Talk to other people.
3. Rinse and repeat.
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da5id <YOUR SIG HERE>, Tue 24 Feb 2015, 22:35,
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What she said.
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TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Tue 24 Feb 2015, 22:59,
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Ok
Now I'm going to have to come.
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evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Tue 24 Feb 2015, 17:31,
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I'm a bit away for a friendly visit, though I don't get how some can treat internet that serious.
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omnitruncatedkraken from Empire Algol, Tue 24 Feb 2015, 17:38,
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Me neither
I'll be fucked if i'm going to have a pint with him.
What on earth would you say to someone who hides you from a website, in real life?
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Jahled Three shades of black, Tue 24 Feb 2015, 17:44,
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We have come here to destroy everything and ruin your life. God sent us.
You did ask.
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tacpprm has a mmrpcat, Tue 24 Feb 2015, 17:46,
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*Takes note*
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Jahled Three shades of black, Tue 24 Feb 2015, 17:54,
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I'm not his number one fan either
but don't pretend you've never put anyone on ignore either. I think most people who engage frequently on here end up using the function sooner or later.
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Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Tue 24 Feb 2015, 17:53,
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The people I have on ignore are absolute spastics, people like Victoria' Beard, MrOli, Prince Bob etc
and I would say as much to their faces, which would be why I wouldn't go out of my way to meet any of them in real life. What would be the point in doing that? Seriously, if you aren't a spastic in real life why behave like one on the internet?
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Jahled Three shades of black, Tue 24 Feb 2015, 17:58,
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Fair enough
I quite like behaving like a spastic on here, and I think many would agree I have quite a talent for it.
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Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Tue 24 Feb 2015, 18:02,
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it's easier to become entrenched in a position or perspective if you're online i think.
i think i find that. i reckon the scope for misunderstanding is greater cos you don't have body language and that to help you gauge the tone someone means to convey. text is no match for speech and being able to see the person you're talking to. :D
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tickle I was away, Tue 24 Feb 2015, 18:59,
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What did you fucking call me?
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Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Tue 24 Feb 2015, 19:08,
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Naughtius Maximus?
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smellysamlyingcable Seaman on, Tue 24 Feb 2015, 19:25,
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I think I'm a spastic in real life, so I take extra care here possibly?
I don't have anybody on ignore.
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omnitruncatedkraken from Empire Algol, Tue 24 Feb 2015, 20:06,
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One more limp wristed attempt
at diplomacy by means of self deprecation and i'll put you on ignore sunshine.
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Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Tue 24 Feb 2015, 20:50,
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Self deprecation? That was my cunning high horse speech, you fuckwit.
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omnitruncatedkraken from Empire Algol, Tue 24 Feb 2015, 20:56,
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typical spacko
always claiming the moral high ground.
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Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Tue 24 Feb 2015, 21:03,
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I've never put anyone on ignore
and that includes you
you cunt
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A Rory Borealis here under duress, Tue 24 Feb 2015, 20:44,
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That's the spirit.
Chum.
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Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Tue 24 Feb 2015, 20:51,
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I appreciate your input
Mate.
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A Rory Borealis here under duress, Tue 24 Feb 2015, 20:55,
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If only I could say the same of your output.
Pal.
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Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Tue 24 Feb 2015, 21:01,
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Nice one
bruvva.
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A Rory Borealis here under duress, Tue 24 Feb 2015, 21:04,
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Nice try.
Blud.
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Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Tue 24 Feb 2015, 21:12,
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Well if you're going to be so mean
i'll just revert to my original position
you cunt
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A Rory Borealis here under duress, Tue 24 Feb 2015, 21:18,
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Oh do grow a pair.
Sweetheart.
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Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Tue 24 Feb 2015, 21:26,
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I have a lovely pair of breasts
thank you
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A Rory Borealis here under duress, Tue 24 Feb 2015, 21:30,
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let's be honest
breasts manboobs
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omnitruncatedkraken from Empire Algol, Tue 24 Feb 2015, 21:34,
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in the spirit of this weeks image compo
ban moobs
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A Rory Borealis here under duress, Tue 24 Feb 2015, 21:44,
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You are Karen Danczuk
AICMFP.
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Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Tue 24 Feb 2015, 21:38,
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I thought for a while about a witty response, but instead I will give your comment the response it deserves
twat
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A Rory Borealis here under duress, Tue 24 Feb 2015, 21:58,
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fair enough.
I've noticed you seem struggle with those witty responses. But don't worry gorgeous, the BBC has imposed a quota system on birds appearing on all those hilarious panel shows, so you'll have more role models to worship henceforth.
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Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Tue 24 Feb 2015, 22:08,
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Bless
Amusing how your responses to me changed when gender was raised
Nothing accidental about your trolling, it's all very deliberate
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A Rory Borealis here under duress, Tue 24 Feb 2015, 22:15,
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Well done sherlock.
I also know you're not female, and if you think my sexist banter is genuine you really are very much duller than I initially thought you were, Friend.
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Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Tue 24 Feb 2015, 22:26,
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Exactly my point
you really are that predictable
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A Rory Borealis here under duress, Tue 24 Feb 2015, 22:34,
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*Sad face*
*arms outstretched, offers hug*
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Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Tue 24 Feb 2015, 23:43,
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Judging by the ads that website seems a reputable source of information

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buffet_the_appetite_slayer ٩(●̮̃•)۶ jacked in to the ICE on, Tue 24 Feb 2015, 17:33,
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The entire website looks incredibly iffy
By the looks of it, the guy converted and got radicalised quickly.
www.thelocal.no/20150203/jihad-is-so-simple-norwegian-posts-video-from-syria
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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Tue 24 Feb 2015, 18:08,
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that's the same collection of banner ads that fester at the bottom of most websites
only a complete moron would click on....ooh £17 iPhones! *clicks*
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h3donist tryin' to play me out as if my name is Sega.., Tue 24 Feb 2015, 19:13,
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hahah
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Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Tue 24 Feb 2015, 17:50,
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Green Party economic incoherence
apologies for the UKIP caption on the vid, not my doing. She doesn't start too badly, bleating on about how the Green Party has already changed the world and some of the same old platitudes and generalities about the NHS, but at 4:10 it becomes comedy, time stamped for your convenience.
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Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Tue 24 Feb 2015, 16:08,
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Good God that's awful
Like a real life https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bxO_wp0AQqY#t=1m11s
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Mr Mann I love pigs, best of all the animals, Tue 24 Feb 2015, 16:19,
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This would be the interview I heard her apologising for on the radio four news at lunchtime?
The Green Party do seem to be a bunch of well meaning lunatics
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Jahled Three shades of black, Tue 24 Feb 2015, 16:19,
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they're just not trained in the usual media ways that Camelliband and co are
give it time, they'll sound like all the others soon
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HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 24 Feb 2015, 16:21,
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I'm not entirely sure all the training and experience in the world could convince me of their actual policies though
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Jahled Three shades of black, Tue 24 Feb 2015, 16:28,
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Quite.
All the media training in the world cannot help someone who can't explain how a fairly simple policy will work or be funded. It's not rocket surgery.
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Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Tue 24 Feb 2015, 16:48,
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Is this any better than a slick lie from another party?
Where the answer sounds convincing but the reality is the policy fails to meet its goals and comes in vastly over budget?
Not that I'm defending her, the interview was embarassing and I had to switch off (plus I'd finished my poo)
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A Rory Borealis here under duress, Tue 24 Feb 2015, 16:58,
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I read through some of their policies
and quite frankly shuddered. Seriously, we give Ukip a hard time because people perceive them as dangerous radicals, and not this lot as well? Our economy will be completely and utterly fucked under the Green Party, which worries me equally as the mood of the nation under a Ukip governemnt
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Jahled Three shades of black, Tue 24 Feb 2015, 17:16,
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I don't think anyone expects the greens to be running the government
but having to consider the environmental perspective of any new policies is a good thing, and a hint of green in a coalition would help
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A Rory Borealis here under duress, Tue 24 Feb 2015, 17:23,
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because
she clearly had no idea whatsoever. At least with Labour and Tories they know their bullshit and at least can construct an argument. You may not agree with them or believe them, but there is at least some semblance of coherence and/or plausibility. This silly sausage is asked "how's it going to work love?" and replies "I'm not sure, I've got a cold, I'll get back you on that sometime, maybe." This was the leader of the party, on the day they've blocked booked the media to officially launch their election campaign, talking about a headline key policy. Hope this helps, chum.
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Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Tue 24 Feb 2015, 17:16,
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I agree with both yourself and Jahled on the point
that she should be a slicker leader or stop the bus and get off, but being a skilled bullshitter should equally not be an acceptable stance for a leader.
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A Rory Borealis here under duress, Tue 24 Feb 2015, 17:21,
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Listen chum,
don't misuse reflexive personal pronouns. You can call it bullshit if you like, I have no problems with that at all, but in politics plausibility and credibility are everything. If you devise a policy, you need to be able to explain how it will work and be paid for. Nice ideas aren't worth the empty box of lentils they were written down on.
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Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Tue 24 Feb 2015, 17:34,
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"Listen chum don't misuse reflexive personal pronouns."
You are Russell Brand AICMFP
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HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 24 Feb 2015, 17:46,
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Was before
and NigelFarage and GeorgeGalloway and CharlieHebdo and PaulDacre etc etc
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Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Tue 24 Feb 2015, 17:56,
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I meant literally
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HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 24 Feb 2015, 18:27,
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"Plausibility and credibility are everything"
If you accept politicians statements at face value. And if you do you're an idiot.
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A Rory Borealis here under duress, Tue 24 Feb 2015, 20:42,
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Oh, the old "they're all cunts" argument.
Might be true, but where does it get you Russell Brand? Now go and finish your homework.
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Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Tue 24 Feb 2015, 21:07,
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Not trusting politicians at their word
is not the same as "they're all cunts"
But I'm not surprised you see no difference
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A Rory Borealis here under duress, Tue 24 Feb 2015, 21:22,
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Alright love
no need to get your knickers in a twist. Now be a darling and go and put the kettle on; men are talking.
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Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Tue 24 Feb 2015, 21:42,
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"men"
you need to have a penis to class yourself as one of those
cupcake
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A Rory Borealis here under duress, Tue 24 Feb 2015, 21:47,
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Oh I've got one, wanna suck it and see?
Sugartits.
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Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Tue 24 Feb 2015, 21:56,
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why would you want a blow job
when you're obviously a wanker?
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A Rory Borealis here under duress, Tue 24 Feb 2015, 22:04,
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Can I jizz
On your tits?
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Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Tue 24 Feb 2015, 22:12,
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Yes
if you can reach from there
anyway, can we continue this tomorrow, I have a busy day of marine science painting my nails, flicking the bean and washing my smalls
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A Rory Borealis here under duress, Tue 24 Feb 2015, 22:24,
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Fair enough
those dolphins won't study themselves.
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Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Tue 24 Feb 2015, 23:57,
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How insulting
I don't study no god damn charismatic megafauna
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A Rory Borealis here under duress, Wed 25 Feb 2015, 0:07,
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Sorry
that plankton won't etc.
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Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Wed 25 Feb 2015, 0:47,
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Some of their policies are pretty good.
I don't have much confidence they would have the ability to implement many of them, and the interview doesn't help with that.
That said, I don't think many people vote for them expecting them to win.
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monkeon schmonkeon, Tue 24 Feb 2015, 17:14,
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I'm obviously sympathetic to a great deal of the Green's agenda, having worked in conservation for almost ten years
but a lot of it simply fucks me off completely. Lunatic things you would expect to be there on hard lefties list of loonie things like the promotion of vegetarian food, cuts to defence, unbanning membership of banned Islamic groups, spending our salaries for us through taxation, and generally lots of other things which remind me of all the worst bits of the hard left labour party in the 80s.
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Jahled Three shades of black, Tue 24 Feb 2015, 17:31,
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Seriously? You're going to lump together
defence cuts and promotion of vegetarian food?
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A Rory Borealis here under duress, Tue 24 Feb 2015, 20:48,
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Why yes
both are demented loonie left ideas, I thought I made that quite clear.
'Promoting' vegetarian food for a government means spending lots of tax payers money on that promotion which i'll be fucked if i'm voting for. Meat has been a stable of our diet for tens of thousands of years, is tasty, healthy, and will be become more expensive as a consequence of making vegetarian food cheaper. There is a big difference between junk food and good food, just because we live in a nation where so many have diets that are utter shite, you can't put that one eating meats door. Promoting healthy diets, not discriminate against part of it because you have an over sentimental view of herbivores that have evolved to be grazed upon.
Sort of thing
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Jahled Three shades of black, Tue 24 Feb 2015, 21:53,
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Yes you've explained the arguement about promoting vegetarian food quite well.
And people are entitled to disagree with defence cuts.
Lumping the two issues together?
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A Rory Borealis here under duress, Tue 24 Feb 2015, 22:02,
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Err
..because they both seem to be on the Green Party's agenda?
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Jahled Three shades of black, Tue 24 Feb 2015, 22:14,
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You still haven't explained why the two issues are both lunatic
and lumped together. Many people would agree with one and not the other for wildly different reasons
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A Rory Borealis here under duress, Tue 24 Feb 2015, 22:18,
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Because they are in my mind
but I sense because you're pushing the issue anything I type will be lost on you, and it's late, and I want to chill as I have an early start tomorrow, and have a cold
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Jahled Three shades of black, Tue 24 Feb 2015, 22:34,
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Lost on me
how politely patronising
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A Rory Borealis here under duress, Tue 24 Feb 2015, 22:37,
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I've had half my eye on the television on BBC4 about Russian cosmonauts for the past hour as well
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Jahled Three shades of black, Tue 24 Feb 2015, 22:59,
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I believe that a vegetarian diet has less environmental impact,
so I can see why a green group would want to encourage it for reasons other than just not killing animals.
Stuff like this:
www.livescience.com/22814-meat-eating-vegetarianism.html
(NB I have no idea how trustworthy that blog is, and global population would seem the real problem there)
Likewise, most people eat too much meat - a truly healthy diet would see a reduction for most people.
That said, as far as I can tell, their only policy related to vegetarianism states "The Green Party will ensure that high quality, nutritionally balanced vegetarian and vegan menu options are widely available and promoted in all public sector establishments such as schools, hospitals and care facilities", so their concern seems only for existing vegetarians rather than spending money on promotion.
It still seems an expensive promise, but it is one more concerned with healthy diets than promoting vegetarianism.
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monkeon schmonkeon, Tue 24 Feb 2015, 22:18,
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Any environmental impact is because this planet is massively overpopulated
And if that's used as an argument what's going to happen when growing crops can't feed everyone, which will inevitably happen? The crunch is human population
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Jahled Three shades of black, Tue 24 Feb 2015, 22:32,
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Blasphemy. You can't eat too much meat!
On a serious note, you really cannot compare nutritional value of meat/meatless diet/their nutrition density thus the whole "equivalent/environmental impact" argument is moot.
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omnitruncatedkraken from Empire Algol, Wed 25 Feb 2015, 16:06,
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^
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spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Tue 24 Feb 2015, 16:30,
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This
Most politicians just confidently answer a different question when asked something they can't answer and hope no one notices. At least she tries to answer the questions directly.
The interview does play like a terrible Dragon's Den pitch, though.
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monkeon schmonkeon, Tue 24 Feb 2015, 16:55,
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you think that's bad
www.youtube.com/watch?v=6DEnO3Snb3g
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HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 24 Feb 2015, 16:19,
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That's funny
because she starts off saying no to the questioner but it rapidly becomes her saying no to the lady being questioned saying she'd answer. To be fair to the daft bint being questioned, she has held her hands up to her fuckwittery, but she is the actual leader of the Green Party, she really ought to be able to back up a key policy articulately.
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Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Tue 24 Feb 2015, 16:38,
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from what I heard while half listening, the policy unveil is in a few days
so the problem isn't a lack of knowledge its possibly not being allowed to say before the unveil - so whoever booked the interviews/launch date needs sacking.
but as I say, was only half listening
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HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 24 Feb 2015, 17:01,
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I'm watching rolling news now.
it was an official launch, but as you say there is some kind of policy 'unveiling' to come. Why have the launch and not unveil all policies at that point? Given she's the leader, yet seems to be out of the loop with a flagship policy, that's kind of weird. Whatever, it's dead in the water before it was launched, much like the inexplicable universal non means tested Citizens' Income. These people are loonies, just a mirror image of UKIP.
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Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Tue 24 Feb 2015, 17:45,
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Ooof
I didn't think I could cringe that hard.
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evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Tue 24 Feb 2015, 16:42,
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argh!
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h3donist tryin' to play me out as if my name is Sega.., Tue 24 Feb 2015, 17:27,
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Greens = spliffed off her tits
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Spin Its a thing., Tue 24 Feb 2015, 16:54,
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I've been short changed by 4 seconds.
Gave me a chortle :D
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VicJameson : fucking internet virgins since, Tue 24 Feb 2015, 16:04,
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hahaha
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h3donist tryin' to play me out as if my name is Sega.., Tue 24 Feb 2015, 18:43,
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Back Of The Net.
You only need to watch the first ten seconds.
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Dawn Of The Bread $$$$ E-THUG 4 LIFE - THAT'S HOW I SCROLL $$$$, Tue 24 Feb 2015, 14:22,
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that's some freaky shit :D
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HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 24 Feb 2015, 14:24,
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Goal of the month for me, liquid tennis pong.
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Dawn Of The Bread $$$$ E-THUG 4 LIFE - THAT'S HOW I SCROLL $$$$, Tue 24 Feb 2015, 14:26,
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that's hand paddle!
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HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 24 Feb 2015, 14:28,
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What a racket.
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Dawn Of The Bread $$$$ E-THUG 4 LIFE - THAT'S HOW I SCROLL $$$$, Tue 24 Feb 2015, 14:34,
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Shit!
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JamTallons, Tue 24 Feb 2015, 14:50,
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Don't bounce
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smellysamlyingcable Seaman on, Tue 24 Feb 2015, 19:32,
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Have you ever set fire to a ping pong ball?
They seem to be made from small white pieces of hell itself.
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The Togaboy The world will end on, Tue 24 Feb 2015, 16:03,
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The one time you'd want a video to repeat in slowmo!
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da5id <YOUR SIG HERE>, Tue 24 Feb 2015, 22:47,
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A musical masterpiece.
Music to make your soul soar...
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The Togaboy The world will end on, Tue 24 Feb 2015, 14:10,
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I have this album this is from, or the peel sessions
its out there
also, and this might kill you:
Koba : It was originally a one-second song named "BABYMETAL DEATH."
Q: Oh, that one? An homage to "You Suffer" by Napalm Death. (laugh)
Koba : Yes. That was just a preparation for me. I wanted a full version of that. A Mickey Mouse Club March for Babymetal. (laugh)
edit: fuck you grammar polise
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colmcq2, Tue 24 Feb 2015, 14:25,
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I remember seeing them on 'Heavy Metal Heaven' back in the 80's.
During the gig, they told the poor soundie to "just turn it all up". I doubt he was enjoying the experience.
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The Togaboy The world will end on, Tue 24 Feb 2015, 16:01,
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sounds good
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colmcq2, Tue 24 Feb 2015, 16:24,
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Excellent live band
seen them a few times. Also:
Shortest album: 13 songs, 1m32s
open.spotify.com/album/1vvFmCrWN1OgYCFqPSKa1o
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sinisterduck, Tue 24 Feb 2015, 14:27,
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what's wrong with YouTube?
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omnitruncatedkraken from Empire Algol, Tue 24 Feb 2015, 15:04,
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<3 Painkiller
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omnitruncatedkraken from Empire Algol, Tue 24 Feb 2015, 15:07,
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The japanese tv interview is ridiculous
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omnitruncatedkraken from Empire Algol, Tue 24 Feb 2015, 15:02,
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I thought the advent of Punk Rock had swept away all this self-indulgent prog twaddle.
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fred zeppelin II: Electric Boogaloo, Tue 24 Feb 2015, 18:17,
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Back in Time live is coming to Brighton
Good show of 8 bit bleepy sound goodness. Support if you can.
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sinisterduck, Tue 24 Feb 2015, 14:07,
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I went to one of those years ago.
I struggled because of the nerdyness. There were also some very odd people there. But the music was good.
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JamTallons, Tue 24 Feb 2015, 14:09,
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Never mind
At least you made the effort to get out.
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evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Tue 24 Feb 2015, 15:46,
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Yeah.
Actually I rather enjoyed it. Just too embarrassed to say.
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JamTallons, Tue 24 Feb 2015, 21:33,
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I'm sure a video will be posted to YouTube.
These things are best experienced at home on your own rather than in a room full of nerds.
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Jeffrey44 (User was banned for this post), Tue 24 Feb 2015, 20:18,
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Hot Chip - Huarache Lights
New one from them. I approve.
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BarryFromTheShitFarm Oh, Tue 24 Feb 2015, 13:43,
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Good track.
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Dawn Of The Bread $$$$ E-THUG 4 LIFE - THAT'S HOW I SCROLL $$$$, Tue 24 Feb 2015, 14:03,
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I second the approval.
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Fork Has lost his bash virginity!, Tue 24 Feb 2015, 14:06,
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Hmmm, some lofi Orbital synth stabs going on there.
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Brandy_Bumwinkle, Tue 24 Feb 2015, 15:53,
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Some!
Cheeky feckers
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spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Tue 24 Feb 2015, 16:27,
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Perry Bible Fellowship
Seems to be full steam ahead! And darker than ever...
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zacherynuk @echo off, Tue 24 Feb 2015, 13:21,
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\o/
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h3donist tryin' to play me out as if my name is Sega.., Tue 24 Feb 2015, 13:26,
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<(^_^)>
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Hol[]y - WHAT CAN THE HARVEST HOPE FOR, Tue 24 Feb 2015, 13:33,
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CANDLES!
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Pig Bodine., Tue 24 Feb 2015, 13:34,
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I'm meeeeeeeltiiiiiiiiing!
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Hol[]y - WHAT CAN THE HARVEST HOPE FOR, Tue 24 Feb 2015, 13:39,
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CANDLES!
XD
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PANDLES!!!
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Fadgebadger Sweaty sumo wanks for everyone!, Tue 24 Feb 2015, 13:55,
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Candle Face!!!!
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Dawn Of The Bread $$$$ E-THUG 4 LIFE - THAT'S HOW I SCROLL $$$$, Tue 24 Feb 2015, 14:12,
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I don't think he'll be posting much more for a while after these though.
These were a stretchgoal for a Kick Starter www.kickstarter.com/projects/2116548608/notes-on-a-case-of-melancholia-or-a-little-death
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Pig Bodine., Tue 24 Feb 2015, 13:36,
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oh... "power week"
oh well... too much of a good thing and all that.
Might have to go re-read sexylosers.com/strips.html#1
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zacherynuk @echo off, Tue 24 Feb 2015, 13:43,
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*bookmarks* cheers!
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Pig Bodine., Tue 24 Feb 2015, 13:46,
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^
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omnitruncatedkraken from Empire Algol, Tue 24 Feb 2015, 13:46,
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I love the Perry Bible Fellowship
cheers for that
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fred zeppelin II: Electric Boogaloo, Tue 24 Feb 2015, 18:23,
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I haven't caught up with these for ages
"The Last Unicorns" made me spill my tea.
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ousgg is not seeking approval, Sat 28 Feb 2015, 15:29,
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Honey covered humans
NSFW
how sweet isn't it?
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disconnected, Tue 24 Feb 2015, 13:15,
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Bewbs!
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zacherynuk @echo off, Tue 24 Feb 2015, 13:18,
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I'm ambivalent about breasts
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SnowyTheWereRabbit the Leporid from Hell, Tue 24 Feb 2015, 13:21,
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Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Tue 24 Feb 2015, 15:48,
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I clicked "I like this", because I like this.
Also: I didn't..
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Tab Hunter Make this useless process end and so, begin again, Tue 24 Feb 2015, 16:03,
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You so confuse
You like but you didn't.
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omnitruncatedkraken from Empire Algol, Tue 24 Feb 2015, 16:09,
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You didn't?
Thought you did?
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Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Tue 24 Feb 2015, 16:13,
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ahh hahahaha
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I'm ambidextrous with them.
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smellysamlyingcable Seaman on, Tue 24 Feb 2015, 19:52,
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I have a friend who is in this video :0
I wonder if the photographer ever thought about bringing in a box of ants one day.
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the prick of misery pierced my foot on a spiiiike on, Tue 24 Feb 2015, 13:25,
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Or an industrial jet heater
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spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Tue 24 Feb 2015, 13:44,
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wheres Oprah and her Bees when you need them
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fluffybunnykiller Is feasting on the clitoris of life, Tue 24 Feb 2015, 19:17,
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You could have at least linked to a sexh image :(
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Spin Its a thing., Tue 24 Feb 2015, 13:40,
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Sorry
here you go
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H.B.Mupps, Tue 24 Feb 2015, 13:43,
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I say!
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spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Tue 24 Feb 2015, 13:46,
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Saw this project a couple of weeks ago.
I loved everything about it. The shots are just awesome!
hifructose.com/2015/02/19/preview-blake-littles-preservation-at-kopeikin-gallery/
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Fork Has lost his bash virginity!, Tue 24 Feb 2015, 13:41,
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fucking hell. visual artists can chat shite about their art like no other creative people.
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tickle I was away, Tue 24 Feb 2015, 14:15,
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Its because they aren't allowed to say
"Well, 'av always 'ad a thing fer birds covered in 'unny, but I couldn't find any pics online. Luckily, there's a bunch of arty tarts live down t'road, and they're always gettin' em out down t'pub. So I put two and two together and 'ad a right bangin' wank afterwards."
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H.B.Mupps, Tue 24 Feb 2015, 14:43,
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^^
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omnitruncatedkraken from Empire Algol, Tue 24 Feb 2015, 15:22,
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Bet I can tell what colour hankie he has in his back pocket.
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buffet_the_appetite_slayer ٩(●̮̃•)۶ jacked in to the ICE on, Tue 24 Feb 2015, 14:46,
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What would the bees make of it all I wonder?
All their hard work for this....
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Brandy_Bumwinkle, Tue 24 Feb 2015, 15:55,
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honey - painful suffocation
that's my association
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omnitruncatedkraken from Empire Algol, Tue 24 Feb 2015, 16:07,
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This is complete and utter shit.
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Varmint, Tue 24 Feb 2015, 22:00,
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ColourBANG!
I made this!
A show so controversial, the pope had no idea it exists.
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oliputland, Tue 24 Feb 2015, 13:04,
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Ireland submits late entry to World DashCam Championship
NSFW
NSFW: because I think they may be swearing but it's hard to tell.
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buffet_the_appetite_slayer ٩(●̮̃•)۶ jacked in to the ICE on, Tue 24 Feb 2015, 12:27,
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Savages.
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zacherynuk @echo off, Tue 24 Feb 2015, 12:32,
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Wacky Pikey Races.
Utter scum.
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Leemondus, Tue 24 Feb 2015, 12:39,
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Why do we concern ourselves so much with the middle east
when we should be culling the oirish first?
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A Rory Borealis here under duress, Tue 24 Feb 2015, 12:41,
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Goo-an Patrick!
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notoolsovernight you're all luvvly an' 'orrible, Tue 24 Feb 2015, 12:47,
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the ending is what a /links meet up looks like
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$$ ✅, Tue 24 Feb 2015, 12:49,
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I can confirm this.
Minus the horse. Which would have gone down a treat.
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Fork Has lost his bash virginity!, Tue 24 Feb 2015, 13:47,
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But it's traditional
for them to brake the law
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Harpago ¯\(°_o)/¯, Tue 24 Feb 2015, 12:50,
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Y'know
I do soemtimes defend gypsies/travellers, etc., partly because there are some in part of the family and it's wrong to paint them all with the same brush, etc. etc.
But in truth, you are basically describing the standard attitude to the law: "We can ignore it because it's our culture". Which is.... questionable.
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SnowyTheWereRabbit the Leporid from Hell, Tue 24 Feb 2015, 13:23,
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isn't that everyone's attitude to the law?
most folk just keep to the laws they agree with and ignore the laws the disagree with. for most people it's speeding in their car or smoking a bit of weed or whatever.
some cultures or groups of folk are bound to have a different set of laws they're happy to keep to while disregarding the rest.
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tickle I was away, Tue 24 Feb 2015, 14:41,
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True
There's always some hierarchy, and always some dodging of the law.
Personally, I'm incredibly law abiding, though. Other than the bestiality, obv.
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SnowyTheWereRabbit the Leporid from Hell, Tue 24 Feb 2015, 15:22,
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is beastiality illegal?
i thought it was downgraded to a class c?
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tickle I was away, Tue 24 Feb 2015, 15:44,
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ferther, oi've keeled a men
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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 24 Feb 2015, 12:56,
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I fuckin' hate Pikeys
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LetsGetDownToIt, Tue 24 Feb 2015, 12:59,
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.
Those horses run like right clopping mincers.
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sir_spicious2000 Crap I've watched: www.filmplop.blogspot.com/, Tue 24 Feb 2015, 14:05,
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Ooooo that was a bit of a close 'un
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Fadgebadger Sweaty sumo wanks for everyone!, Tue 24 Feb 2015, 12:26,
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Jeeeeez
That lorry didn't slow down for a second, what a massive cunt
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h3donist tryin' to play me out as if my name is Sega.., Tue 24 Feb 2015, 13:24,
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it's possible that he didn't see him
if he didn't look left when he turned onto the road then he may well have not been aware that anything had happened. still a massive cunt.
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tickle I was away, Tue 24 Feb 2015, 15:50,
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almost certainly didn't see him
you can see him approaching the t junction on the right and there doesn't appear to be any attempt at slowing to check for a gap in the traffic.
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h3donist tryin' to play me out as if my name is Sega.., Tue 24 Feb 2015, 17:42,
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I did that to an old lady the other week, except there was a bit of a bump
If my insurance company is reading this, it was all her fault.
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theswollenbeef where there's a will there's a wank, Tue 24 Feb 2015, 13:41,
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I'd drive into the cunt.
My car's shit, so I could do with a tasty insurance payout. Laverly!
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Fray Brentos *mega-belms*, Tue 24 Feb 2015, 13:48,
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