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Now Mr.Scott can get to work his magic.
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( , Mon 30 May 2016, 13:36, Share, Reply)
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Spoiler alert - don't click the link below if you don't want to find out the big reveal.
Darth Vader is his dad
( , Mon 30 May 2016, 14:03, Share, Reply)
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Where Buddhist monks have been keeping chained tigers drugged out of their eyeballs for tourists to have their photographs taken with. Today the Thai authorities were finally beginning to remove the tigers.
Apparently those lovely monks have let the tigers loose which they were threatening to do..
Could be bollocks, sort of hard to get any accurate news on what's going on.
Facebook link i'm afraid
( , Mon 30 May 2016, 13:15, Share, Reply)
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It's nothing about the conservation of tigers as a species, and over shadowed by rumours of actively trading in tigers for the Asian 'alternative' medicine trade, just for naive tourists to pose with these majestic animals who are almost permanently off their faces on drugs (for the safety of us humans)
www.angloitalianfollowus.com/the-terrible-truths-from-thailands-tiger-temples
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Panthera tigris doesn't belong in a petting zoo, as the following short musical documentary reveals www.youtube.com/watch?v=FTqgpQJkefo
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in and near those weird little Chinese gambling 'cities' that have sprung up. Laos is becoming China's dirty playground.
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Sad that the press has made her death about being vegan and not the dangers of altitude sickness which kills even more meat eaters (not because of their diet, just numbers)
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her being vegan really didn't have much to do with it, though I suspect if she hadn't died she would have bored the rest of us shitless telling the world she climbed that mountain and is a vegan
Edit: Found it: https://www.reddit.com/r/OutOfTheLoop/comments/4idnt5/what_happened_to_the_redditor_who_promised_to/?
It's about coping with altitude than diet, and experience doing so more than anything else; why that mountain is so lethal
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Seems a bit counter productive tbh
( , Mon 30 May 2016, 12:26, Share, Reply)
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Followed by IT'S JUST A PRANK, BRO!
( , Mon 30 May 2016, 12:30, Share, Reply)
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Everyone else around you is eating shit quite happily, then one of them offers you a piece of shit. You say "no thanks" and they look at you funny. "Why?" they ask. "Sorry," you reply, "I don't eat shit."
That tends to be how vegans come out. It's quite different to you bursting into a room full of people eating shit and shouting "Hey everybody, I don't eat shit! It's disgusting!"
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I know a fair few vegans and vegetarians, and noone's yet tried to tell me what I should eat or not eat.
It's like smoking, I don't care if people smoke even if it's generally regarded as a bad habit. But you just know there's this one asshat in every town going around telling people off for having a ciggie. Some people are just jerks.
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( , Mon 30 May 2016, 20:46, Share, Reply)
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Makes the husband's decision to continue up to the top fairly poor.
( , Mon 30 May 2016, 21:37, Share, Reply)
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Silly and not really pushing the product, but pretty good eye candy and somebody(s) made a whole bunch of money making it!
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What happened to the fishing boat? Did it get squished
Bastards
Shitting on the working man
( , Mon 30 May 2016, 9:26, Share, Reply)
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oh yeah, it was a lighthouse
What happened to the lighthouse? Did it get squished
Bastards
Shitting on the working man
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( , Tue 31 May 2016, 10:40, Share, Reply)
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saw the first few seconds and thought i never heard of Bruce Lee riding a penny Ffarhting
( , Tue 31 May 2016, 8:52, Share, Reply)
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Whare sharing just for the sleeve alone.
( , Sun 29 May 2016, 22:15, Share, Reply)
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I always get "flat bottomed woks, they make the woking world go round" stuck in my head for hours.
( , Mon 30 May 2016, 0:37, Share, Reply)
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is that despite the flat bottomed wok song being the highlight of your week.
You probably have more of a life than 90% of the posters.
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I have been using it for a while now, and am yet to "miit" an eponymous "omo", so I thought I would invite you lot along.
( , Sun 29 May 2016, 20:21, Share, Reply)
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Is it just dressing up and answering questions? Is the bulk of the appeal in having other friends use it too?
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Ello ended up being me personally, because that's how all my friends played it, and I find me boring, so that withered quickly. Miitomo is a bit more me as in the guy who has been on b3ta for a decade, even though I know 3 other friends in secular life, one from Twitter and one from being desperately wanting more than 4 friends.
The dressing up is fine, and the questions are weirdly personal at times, but quite revealing. I follow one person who runs the surreal route, and it's just a joy. I feel like I know my friends better than I ever manage to via Facebook. I also have discovered a way to wear fishnet tights and bras, and nobody seems to notice.
( , Sun 29 May 2016, 22:20, Share, Reply)
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Perhaps children would like it?
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My 2 year old likes the dressing up bit, and the pachinko stuff. There are a lot of "which celebrity" type questions, that are probably more interesting if popular culture applies to you.
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the main consequences of which are that I can't hold a conversation with a barber, and I do badly in pub quizzes.
( , Mon 30 May 2016, 0:29, Share, Reply)
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Featuring Ivor Cutler.
( , Sun 29 May 2016, 19:49, Share, Reply)
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some were just regular cowboys and indians
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( , Sun 29 May 2016, 21:19, Share, Reply)
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EPIC bottle prank! Watch Drew get pranked!! SUPER PRANK LOLS
( , Sun 29 May 2016, 18:20, Share, Reply)
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( , Sun 29 May 2016, 19:27, Share, Reply)
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I mean, I was there, but I don't remember thinking how ridiculous they looked at the time.
( , Mon 30 May 2016, 0:42, Share, Reply)
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If you're familiar with his work, you won't want to ask about catering...
( , Sun 29 May 2016, 17:17, Share, Reply)
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Shame the downloads don't include Alice, which is my fave, but I banged in a stack of cash anyway. Go Jan! Please survive to finish it!
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I have pretty much all of his work on DVD...pity Faust, AFAIK, is not available on disk in a non-dubbed form.
Edit: Actually, I've just found a Czech 6 DVD boxed set of his feature films which includes the original soundtracks and English subtitles...now to track down a copy at a reasonable price.
Edit 2: Looks like the Gryphon R4 DVD release also has the original soundtrack...
( , Mon 30 May 2016, 19:56, Share, Reply)
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$15000 seems a bit pricey for lunch with him, though.
They used to often show his short films before the main feature at my local indie cinema. I wish they still did.
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Looks promising that they'll complete it.
( , Sun 29 May 2016, 18:54, Share, Reply)
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Charge of the Light Brigade (1968)
( , Sun 29 May 2016, 16:30, Share, Reply)
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The four frame cross dissolve is an underrated thing.
( , Sun 29 May 2016, 17:43, Share, Reply)
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Poor Noely.
( , Sun 29 May 2016, 16:29, Share, Reply)
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Though i'm not entirely sure why, given he clearly hates it
( , Sun 29 May 2016, 16:38, Share, Reply)
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unless that word is cunt
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Very funny. Honest.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8iukvWlp8o4
( , Sun 29 May 2016, 19:41, Share, Reply)
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this is the same edmonds who's tv show "opening random boxes for an hour" has been running for 10 years
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He's in a cunt's limbo for giving us all that lamentable shit in the 80s and 90s. Even as a lad I thought they were all fucking shit.
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he's never been the same since he killed that bloke, in the name of "jolly good family entertainment".
There isn't any footage of the fatal stunt but these other two will give you a flavour of the "jolly good family entertainment" that Edmonds used to peddle before he was demoted to opening boxes.
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Michael Lush dying managed to get the godawful "Every Second Counts" cancelled that evening as well, to make space for "One of Our Dinosaurs is Missing". Can you imagine the number of Paul Daniels induced suicides that one action stopped?
( , Mon 30 May 2016, 13:23, Share, Reply)
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One of its users got raped by her new flatmate. The ironing is palpable.
( , Sun 29 May 2016, 14:57, Share, Reply)
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Or just because he's a fucking arsehole?
( , Sun 29 May 2016, 15:24, Share, Reply)
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Send them all back to Mantarctica.
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'ITS A PRANK BRO' and pulled out a go-pro.
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and your irony might be nearer making sense. Simply opening your borders and inviting everyone in without any attempt at social integration, such as the victim here seemed to think was a good idea, was never going to pose a threat to public safety was it?
( , Sun 29 May 2016, 15:35, Share, Reply)
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but seriously
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Are you genuinely proposing that this happened due to the guy's status/religion?
Some folk are fucking scum. As scum, they're quite prepared to rape/abuse other people. This whole "Hohoho, I knew this would happen." is fucking disgusting.
( , Sun 29 May 2016, 15:33, Share, Reply)
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You're the one who brought out muslim. And where the fuck did that^ come from in what I typed
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'their' religion treats women like shit, they get taught how to beat their wives: www.thegatewaypundit.com/2016/05/beat-wife-aired-saudi-national-television-video/
White women are 'fair game' because they arent virgins, wives must fuck when the husband says fuck...etc...I could go on...
Dont get me wrong, scum men of any religion rape, but Islam seems to be a lot more tolerant about it and even allow it.
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forgot the allowed/legal/expected marrying and shagging of 10 year old girls.
( , Sun 29 May 2016, 16:21, Share, Reply)
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actually I don't
( , Sun 29 May 2016, 17:06, Share, Reply)
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Senior Saudi cleric bans people from taking selfies with cats
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If no picture taking is permissable at all, he should probably go outside and throw stones at himself
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We should ban all selfies, cat or no cat.
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He's a product of a society that deems rape to be acceptable, a normal and natural result of a man and a woman being alone together. That he will rape her is a foregone conclusion, hence it being a crime for a woman to be alone with a man. OF COURSE he will rape her. Just being in the situation is unchaste. This is Islam.
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Americans prononce it "yeepeegay"...
And they fight against Dash.
What is this? A war against gay stains in a Muslim country?
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This is the inevitable outcome of mass naivety.
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I may be an idiot for doing this, but it's been fun so far and has potential for hilarity and keeping me out of mischeif for another year. I'd really love some suggestions from you creative lot. Contact me through the link if you have any Qs. DF x
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No?
Oh. :(
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I was skeptical that this was just a flat earther talking nonsense but his evidence gets pretty compelling at 2:24.
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What do they think is up there? Another ocean because it is blue?
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fellowshipoftheminds.com/2015/10/06/nasas-blue-marble-earth-is-a-fake/
news.nationalgeographic.com/2015/07/150721-pictures-earth-nasa-dscovr-spacex-space-science/
www.metabunk.org/debunked-blue-marble-photos-show-a-changing-earth.t6616/
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except the whole thing was tracked by THOUSANDS of people and nerds.
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It seems pretty obvious seeing as the grid fins are clearly visible through the entire video.
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The guy's clearly a loon, I was just amazed by the compilation at the end. Someone sat there and thought "This will definitely get people on my side".
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At least he spotted that it had been speeded up "a little bit"!
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for this commentator being a complete mentalist.
Does he not understand that just saying 'what garbage' doesn't disprove anything. But yeah, his improv compilation at the end was by far the most entertaining part :D
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I see you've bought into "big-telecom" propaganda. You think that's actually your mum you're speaking to twice a year? WAKE UP SHEEP MAN. The US Government hired an incredibly versatile voice actor to follow you around for years, constantly staying just out of your line of sight because doing this for every person in the world forever is slightly cheaper than inventing telephones.
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Not really "Instant" so skip to 3:17 for the lolz. Gonna mark it as NSFW as I assume there's swearing in it, but I had it muted.
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"Put your seatbelt on"
"PUT YOUR FUCKING MOUTH SHUT"
( , Sun 29 May 2016, 12:53, Share, Reply)
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Fair play to the cyclist for just letting it slide and not antagonising the guy though.
No...wait.
( , Sun 29 May 2016, 15:12, Share, Reply)
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What a masterclass in antagonising someone who clearly has anger issues. And boy was that twat angry
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I can't help laughing at some angry idiot charging, tripping, doing a somersault and landing in the road like a total twat. It've been better if he landed straight on his speccy angry face but it's still funny.
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Rear and front camera just in case obviously.
( , Mon 30 May 2016, 2:57, Share, Reply)
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Just waiting for a crash, just in case obviously.
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Knowingly recording the altercation would just serve to fuel the forced fire to make it a 'better' video. Editing and posting online proves that point.
Black boxes? Okay then.... Apples and oranges.
( , Mon 30 May 2016, 15:19, Share, Reply)
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