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This is a link post Girl does interesting thing with her mouth
Skip to about :34 to reduce your David Letterman exposure.
(, Thu 2 Jun 2016, 21:43, , Reply)
This is a normal post Never twice the same colour
I can't figure out how she's doing that. She doesn't appear to be sucking all that hard fnar!
(, Thu 2 Jun 2016, 21:59, , Reply)
This is a normal post Not the best of X-men mutant superpowers, but it's a start.
Interesting to reduce the playback speed to 0.25 - it follows a curious trajectory.
(, Thu 2 Jun 2016, 21:59, , Reply)
This is a normal post gets my vote

(, Thu 2 Jun 2016, 22:06, , Reply)
This is a normal post Looks like
It's chewed in to a hair which is still attached to her head.
(, Thu 2 Jun 2016, 22:33, , Reply)
This is a normal post Hair attached to... disgusting!
So you think she set it up off stage and has one filament going down from the front? It does look that way, but I couldn't see any imprinting, which I think you would see as she spoke and chewed. Unless it's a super long hair.
(, Thu 2 Jun 2016, 23:07, , Reply)
This is a normal post You know the longest hair on the human body is a pubic hair?
If you pull one your eyes blink.
(, Thu 2 Jun 2016, 23:43, , Reply)
This is a normal post took me long enough

(, Thu 2 Jun 2016, 23:51, , Reply)
This is a normal post pull the one on your big toe and your eyes will water and you may say an involuntre fuck as well

(, Fri 3 Jun 2016, 11:02, , Reply)
This is a normal post back spin?

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This is a normal post I cannot stop thinking of how old she is now :(

(, Thu 2 Jun 2016, 23:38, , Reply)
This is a normal post Magnets?

(, Thu 2 Jun 2016, 23:46, , Reply)
This is a normal post witch
she is a witch
(, Thu 2 Jun 2016, 23:57, , Reply)
This is a normal post Build
a bridge out of her!
(, Fri 3 Jun 2016, 14:25, , Reply)
This is a normal post I watched it in slow motion
and the eyebrow wiggle...
(, Fri 3 Jun 2016, 2:22, , Reply)
This is a link post Man Ruins Biscuits
by making them into a a Google Cardboard VR headset.

Nobody seems to be asking the important questions like "How the fuck do I dunk that in my tea?!"
(, Thu 2 Jun 2016, 21:28, , Reply)
This is a normal post fuckload of candles
congrats
(, Thu 2 Jun 2016, 21:30, , Reply)
This is a normal post Yay! Thanks :D
Only realised once I'd posted. Bloody hell.
(, Thu 2 Jun 2016, 22:14, , Reply)
This is a normal post a) Candles!
b) Don't these people have anything meaningful in their shallow lives?
(, Thu 2 Jun 2016, 21:40, , Reply)
This is a normal post Candles!
But add a marshmallow and Hershey's chocolate and you have some awesome S'mores.
(, Thu 2 Jun 2016, 21:57, , Reply)
This is a normal post Hershey's chocolate tastes of baby sick.

(, Thu 2 Jun 2016, 22:00, , Reply)
This is a normal post It's OK enough while you're eating it
Barely, admittedly. The aftertaste was pure vomit though - horrible stuff.
(, Thu 2 Jun 2016, 22:08, , Reply)
This is a normal post Graham Crackers
are actually pretty tasty
(, Thu 2 Jun 2016, 22:47, , Reply)
This is a normal post I have no problem with Graham Crackers, other than it is pronounced Gram when it should Gray-am
Smores are good fun on an evening, but we do shortcut smores by using chocolate digestive biscuits. Works well, and nicer chocolate. We specifically took McVities chocolate digestives to the States recently so we could do smores on the fire near the lake.
(, Thu 2 Jun 2016, 22:51, , Reply)
This is a normal post Are "chocolate digestives" like Ex-Lax? Ew!

(, Thu 2 Jun 2016, 23:02, , Reply)
This is a normal post But how else would you propel yourself around the lake?

(, Thu 2 Jun 2016, 23:05, , Reply)
This is a normal post That's how Hershey's Kisses are made.

(, Thu 2 Jun 2016, 23:12, , Reply)
This is a normal post We are now having to send care packages back to the States containing packs of these:


(I have no idea why they are called "digestive" biscuits - it will be some Victorian health thing).
(, Thu 2 Jun 2016, 23:12, , Reply)
This is a normal post sodium bicarbonate

(, Fri 3 Jun 2016, 10:12, , Reply)
This is a normal post *Burps*

(, Fri 3 Jun 2016, 14:54, , Reply)
This is a normal post Concandulations!
It looks a bit too sweet for my taste, I wonder if he can do a savoury one. Maybe bacon would work?
(, Thu 2 Jun 2016, 22:06, , Reply)
This is a normal post Thanks! I shall burn in b3ta for one day only...
Bacon would be good - you could get it all stiff and cardboardy, and honestly it'd be a lot more fun than the celery version.
(, Thu 2 Jun 2016, 22:16, , Reply)
This is a normal post And you have burned so very, very brightly.
Celery? Are you quite mad, Sir? That's not a foodstuff, that's a poison.
(, Thu 2 Jun 2016, 22:26, , Reply)
This is a normal post Kill or Cure
Only time shall tell...
(, Thu 2 Jun 2016, 22:44, , Reply)
This is a normal post holy flaming hamsters!

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This is a normal post I've never seen you looking so lovely as you do tonight, I've never seen you shine so bright

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This is a normal post https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NySSYc0Xss4

(, Fri 3 Jun 2016, 13:43, , Reply)
This is a link post Giraffe with vitiligo
The giraffe is currently alive and well, unlike Michael Jackson.
(, Thu 2 Jun 2016, 18:11, , Reply)
This is a normal post filthy animal

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This is a normal post well, he did write Dirty Diana

(, Thu 2 Jun 2016, 18:24, , Reply)
This is a normal post Well, I knew one.

(, Thu 2 Jun 2016, 18:51, , Reply)
This is a normal post Must be hard to get kids to "sleep over" when your a Giraffe.

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This is a normal post ur ignorant

(, Thu 2 Jun 2016, 18:37, , Reply)
This is a normal post Read that as vertigo
Which would be a bit of a problem for a giraffe.
(, Thu 2 Jun 2016, 19:27, , Reply)
This is a link post ghost signs project
In San Francisco someone is going around taking pictures of old, faded signs.
(, Thu 2 Jun 2016, 15:53, , Reply)
This is a normal post Cool.
I've got one of those in my town. It's faded paint on brick that just says 'jeans' in that curly coca cola font.
(, Thu 2 Jun 2016, 19:56, , Reply)
This is a normal post Got this for Xmas a few ago...
https://www.amazon.co.uk/Liverpool-Ghost-signs-Sideways-Advertising/dp/0752465708
(, Thu 2 Jun 2016, 22:43, , Reply)
This is a normal post Cool.
Yeah, if it was in Liverpool it would definitely have made it into that book.
(, Thu 2 Jun 2016, 23:30, , Reply)
This is a normal post There's a no ball games sign in a garage near me that someone has changed to
I came
(, Fri 3 Jun 2016, 15:02, , Reply)
This is a link post Apologies for the facebook link...
... but the leave campaign have got a concert coming up and it's a belter
(, Thu 2 Jun 2016, 15:47, , Reply)
This is a normal post Bucks Fizz? That's the clincher.

(, Thu 2 Jun 2016, 16:58, , Reply)
This is a normal post I hope Nige is on stage, I'd like to throw bottles of piss at him.

(, Thu 2 Jun 2016, 17:41, , Reply)
This is a normal post With the tops nearly nearly opened
A piss Molotov of sorts.
(, Thu 2 Jun 2016, 18:49, , Reply)
This is a normal post Poe's Law strikes again
I'm struggling to figure out if that's real or parody.
(, Thu 2 Jun 2016, 19:30, , Reply)
This is a normal post "Journalists wondering how Bpop could possibly top East 17 and two fifths of 5ive, can wonder no longer"
....had me convinced this was fake.

Apparently it's real:
www.gentingarena.co.uk/whats-on/bpop
(, Thu 2 Jun 2016, 21:16, , Reply)
This is a normal post That was as far as I got before thinking "Yeah, bollocks"
Then I read the comments, found that people were taking it seriously, and got thoroughly scared.
(, Thu 2 Jun 2016, 22:19, , Reply)
This is a normal post bpop was my favourite turtles baddie

(, Thu 2 Jun 2016, 20:45, , Reply)
This is a link post Coulda designed that a little better. NSFW
Balloon for, er, kids?

I'll click NSFW although it is really.
(, Thu 2 Jun 2016, 15:10, , Reply)
This is a normal post Christ, they are all like it
www.gearbest.com/classic-toys/pp_363344.html

My spidey sense is tingling.
(, Thu 2 Jun 2016, 15:12, , Reply)
This is a normal post So is his.
And he sure looks ready to do something about it.
(, Thu 2 Jun 2016, 15:16, , Reply)
This is a normal post Spiderman, Spiderman,
Does whatever a spider can,
Spins a web, any size,
Can't fit his nob, inside his flies
(, Thu 2 Jun 2016, 15:19, , Reply)
This is a normal post hee hee!

(, Thu 2 Jun 2016, 15:22, , Reply)
This is a normal post Bob's a big lad!
www.gearbest.com/stuffed-cartoon-toys/pp_362109.html
(, Thu 2 Jun 2016, 15:17, , Reply)
This is a normal post Dad, dad dad DAD DAAAAAAAAD DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAD
"Yes?"
Can you blow Bob?
(, Thu 2 Jun 2016, 18:51, , Reply)
This is a link post Why you should not consume beer while operating construction equipment.

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This is a normal post Parkinsons simulator

(, Thu 2 Jun 2016, 16:03, , Reply)
This is a normal post I love how he can see it's an almost impossible task

But still tries anyway!
(, Thu 2 Jun 2016, 20:54, , Reply)
This is a normal post That's the spirit!

(, Thu 2 Jun 2016, 21:05, , Reply)
This is a normal post No that's a beer

(, Thu 2 Jun 2016, 22:24, , Reply)
This is a link post Laura Kuenssberg booed by Labour supporters during Corbyn speech
Sorry about all the politics recently
(, Thu 2 Jun 2016, 13:59, , Reply)
This is a normal post they booed her for 7 seconds, the monsters

(, Thu 2 Jun 2016, 14:10, , Reply)
This is a normal post Hardly a savaging

(, Thu 2 Jun 2016, 14:14, , Reply)
This is a normal post He says whether his message gets across to voters is up to the press.
I have no idea who this Jeremy guy is, but that is a little cheesy. Obama's the only politician I know who has been cozy with the press, the rest have to work for it - except Hillary, she just never holds press conferences.
(, Thu 2 Jun 2016, 14:23, , Reply)
This is a normal post I don't see the booing and hissing from a bunch of Corbyn fanboys and fangirls a big deal.
What is more significant is the amused smirk on his boat before he hushes them, and the huge broad grin on his media handler's face.
Some quotes form the great man himself from September last year:
Jeremy Corbyn has called for an end to "personal abuse".
My Corbyn urged delegates to "treat people with respect" and said there would be "no rudeness from me".
"Cut out the personal abuse, cut out the cyber-bullying and especially the misogynistic abuse online and let's get on with bringing real values back into politics".
Unless your name is Laura Kuenssberg apparently.
(, Thu 2 Jun 2016, 14:24, , Reply)
This is a normal post Her animus against him and the current Labour party is pretty clear
But all this "biased BBC" screeching from Momentum and the young Corbynistas is just paranoid nonsense
(, Thu 2 Jun 2016, 14:41, , Reply)
This is a normal post I don't believe that she harbours animus against him and Labour.
I think she is a good journalist who likes to hold politicians, on all sides, to account. I don't think a male journalist behaving similarly would be treated with such open contempt and hostility.
(, Thu 2 Jun 2016, 14:48, , Reply)
This is a normal post I don't see the bias myself, as I think Corbyn is a total bloody shambles
So probs confirmation bias on my part, eh?
(, Thu 2 Jun 2016, 15:14, , Reply)
This is a normal post ^^This.
Yup, she's clearly got beef with him, but to call it "BBC bias" is trite.
(, Thu 2 Jun 2016, 14:59, , Reply)
This is a normal post Well, I've got a beef for her, right here! Fnar, fnar.

(, Thu 2 Jun 2016, 15:18, , Reply)
This is a normal post I really don't think this is true.
The Corbynista hatred stems from her recent coverage of the local council elections. She said that for an opposition party facing the Tories, in charge of a stuttering economy, and fractured over Europe, they didn't do very well and should have hoped to do better in relative terms (i.e. compared to former opposition parties in similar circumstances in the past.) Labour did increase their popular vote, but their net gains in terms of councillors was disappointing. Corbyn himself said they "hung on". So when Kuenssberg said the performance was poor, which on balance it was, a petition was started to get her sacked which descended into some nasty misogyny on Twitter. So much so the organisers of the petition withdrew it. My feeling is all the beef is coming from Labour and is directed at anyone who doesn't trot out what ever it is their propaganda machine dictates.
(, Thu 2 Jun 2016, 15:25, , Reply)
This is a normal post disregard his politics for a second, he's FUCKING USELESS.
That's what this 'animus' is all about. She's amazed that Labour are sleepwalking into oblivion
(, Thu 2 Jun 2016, 22:56, , Reply)
This is a normal post I recall both John Major and Gordon Brown being called fucking useless before they were PM.
Everyone forgets how anonymous, useless and unlikely everyone thought Dave was before he was PM too. I think Tony Blair has been the only PM in recent memory who looked a shoe-in.
(, Fri 3 Jun 2016, 11:00, , Reply)
This is a normal post Don't you think it is a slight unconscious collective bias though?
Yesterday Corbyn and the Union EURef comment (which is all to do with Dave the Tory Party and the government) was headline news on the BBC. Yet the news that Dave's policy adviser was convicted of having indecent images of kids got barely a mention. Would it really be that way if it were the other way around?
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This is a normal post they're fucked at the next election, absolutely fucked

(, Thu 2 Jun 2016, 22:48, , Reply)
This is a link post Wisebowm the urban poet. NSFW I made this!
Mans got shit to get off his chest, ya get me?
(, Thu 2 Jun 2016, 13:48, , Reply)
This is a normal post Maybe she hasn't called you back because it's extremely difficult to understand you.
Enunciate.
(, Thu 2 Jun 2016, 14:27, , Reply)
This is a normal post Bruv watch your back
Thats racist
(, Thu 2 Jun 2016, 14:31, , Reply)
This is a normal post Can anyone translate for me?

(, Thu 2 Jun 2016, 14:45, , Reply)
This is a normal post Translate this:
You're makin mans need to mediate coz I'm gettin proper vexed bruv
(, Thu 2 Jun 2016, 14:49, , Reply)
This is a normal post It's a comedy character.
Like Ali G, but only 18 years later.
(, Thu 2 Jun 2016, 14:50, , Reply)
This is a normal post
comedy
(, Thu 2 Jun 2016, 14:51, , Reply)
This is a normal post Yes!
My man gets the realness
(, Thu 2 Jun 2016, 15:01, , Reply)
This is a normal post real recognize real innit

(, Fri 3 Jun 2016, 4:21, , Reply)
This is a normal post Oh, so he's like Borat. That explains it. Neon green mankini on underneath the puffy coat, I take it.

(, Thu 2 Jun 2016, 14:51, , Reply)
This is a normal post #hater
Lucky I gone buddhist bruv
(, Thu 2 Jun 2016, 15:00, , Reply)
This is a normal post You should follow the generosity of the budda and donate, you shameless minge bag :)

(, Thu 2 Jun 2016, 15:04, , Reply)
This is a normal post manz needs some money
for petrol bruv!!!
(, Thu 2 Jun 2016, 15:05, , Reply)
This is a normal post Does this mean you are keeping Tiger cubs in your freezer?

(, Thu 2 Jun 2016, 15:08, , Reply)
This is a normal post

(, Thu 2 Jun 2016, 15:13, , Reply)
This is a normal post PARKLIFE!

(, Thu 2 Jun 2016, 15:09, , Reply)
This is a link post Manderbrolt zoom
I was watching another but this one is cool too.
(, Thu 2 Jun 2016, 13:47, , Reply)
This is a normal post That's pretty cool.
It's not as good as the other one you were watching though.
(, Thu 2 Jun 2016, 20:24, , Reply)
This is a link post Man rides a bicycle down an escalator
Would could possibly go wrong?
(, Thu 2 Jun 2016, 13:43, , Reply)
This is a normal post well that deescalated quickly

(, Thu 2 Jun 2016, 13:53, , Reply)
This is a normal post Hahaha
Surely how he comes a cropper is like the first thing you would check though?
(, Thu 2 Jun 2016, 13:59, , Reply)
This is a normal post Nothing wrong with cycling down an escalator.
The trick is to use a bike WITH FUCKING BRAKES!!
What a dickhead.
(, Thu 2 Jun 2016, 14:30, , Reply)
This is a normal post The Telegraph goes from strength to strength.
In fact that vid is a great metaphor for the journalistic standards at that newspaper over the past several years.
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This is a normal post ^^

(, Thu 2 Jun 2016, 14:50, , Reply)
This is a normal post No sympathy.

(, Thu 2 Jun 2016, 14:53, , Reply)
This is a normal post I fucking hate pricks like this right now.
I had a serious crash on my bike 3 weeks ago. Shattered my clavicle so badly I had to have three shards of bone removed and a plate inserted to try and help my collarbone to knit back together.
Due to that my job is at risk, I've had to sell my bike to cover debts/bills while signed off work on sick leave and there's no guarantee I'll ever get full mobility of my right arm back. Never mind the fact I need to go back to the hospital in three months to have the plate taken back out.
The difference is that I was using a bike built for the terrain I was riding and the crash was a result of error on my part, whilst enjoying a sport I love.
This fucking idiot rides down an elevator for lols and no doubt 'likes' and basically walks away scott free. Fucking wanker.
(, Thu 2 Jun 2016, 18:08, , Reply)
This is a normal post I'm sorry for your woe.

(, Thu 2 Jun 2016, 18:13, , Reply)
This is a normal post Yeah, it's fucking shit.
It's easier to deal with knowing it was self inflicted. A lot easier to deal with knowing it was self inflicted whilst not being a fucking mongoloid.
(, Thu 2 Jun 2016, 18:18, , Reply)
This is a normal post You can do throught the metal detector
And get shooed away to the rectal examination room.

Fun fun FUN
(, Thu 2 Jun 2016, 18:55, , Reply)
This is a normal post I wish you well, but to paraphrase Eric Blair
Four wheels good, two wheels bad.
(, Thu 2 Jun 2016, 19:54, , Reply)
This is a normal post ffs
Sport
Cycling?!
(, Thu 2 Jun 2016, 18:21, , Reply)
This is a link post BASHBASHBASHBASHBASHBASH!!!!!!
Alright chumps,
The London Bash is just under a month away so it's time to start compiling the 2016 edition of "Trufax or Gake". Even if you're not coming, any help with some questions would be appreciated.
What do I need from YOU!?
1 - tell me something unbelievably true about yourself (a brush with fame, an extraordinary ability, or just an odd true story)
2 - tell me something fabulously false about yourself (a bare-faced lie of any description)

I will then pick one to use in the quiz which will be taking place on the day.

Please gaz your Trufax/Gakes to me, making sure to tell me which is trufax and which is gake, obvs.

For those joining the day, there will be other quizzes, fun things and PRIZES! Lots of ACE PRIZES!!1!!

Hope to see some new faces there.
(, Thu 2 Jun 2016, 12:37, , Reply)
This is a normal post I'm going to call the police
so they can arrest the lot of you pervs in one go.
(, Thu 2 Jun 2016, 12:40, , Reply)
This is a normal post Ooo, shiny handcuffs!
Take down my particulars!
(, Thu 2 Jun 2016, 13:05, , Reply)
This is a normal post What do you even do at these things? Just get pissed?
I'll be in London in July but doubt I'll attend.
(, Thu 2 Jun 2016, 13:57, , Reply)
This is a normal post We will find you ....
"For those joining the day, there will be other quizzes, fun things and PRIZES! Lots of ACE PRIZES!!1!!

Hope to see some new faces there."

+ Getting pissed
(, Thu 2 Jun 2016, 14:13, , Reply)
This is a normal post I would if I were you.
Maybe just observe from safe distance.
(, Thu 2 Jun 2016, 17:05, , Reply)
This is a normal post I wish London was in Manchester.
Is there a northern type gathering some time? I suppose I should find out what the other fucking internet virgins look like at some point :)
(, Thu 2 Jun 2016, 15:11, , Reply)
This is a normal post It's the north
Only Icemen, zombies and pensioners live there.
(, Thu 2 Jun 2016, 18:57, , Reply)
This is a normal post As an undead pensioner who hasn't received his fuel allowance I find this particularly offensive.

(, Fri 3 Jun 2016, 11:48, , Reply)
This is a link post Ace image site

(, Thu 2 Jun 2016, 11:51, , Reply)
This is a normal post I like this!

(, Thu 2 Jun 2016, 12:25, , Reply)
This is a normal post that is very cool
also, future artists are fucked
(, Thu 2 Jun 2016, 12:26, , Reply)
This is a normal post it is cool
but I don't think artists are fucked at all, these are all digital don't forget. Personally, I ditched all digital art these days. Just doesn't compare with real paint at all.
Almost all digital stuff looks like advertising artwork or concept design, has no texture or anything.
(, Thu 2 Jun 2016, 12:38, , Reply)
This is a normal post Designing the algorythms that create these will probably
end up being considered where the art is.
(, Thu 2 Jun 2016, 19:52, , Reply)
This is a normal post Is this just done with some sort of plug-in?
And not the butt sort.
(, Thu 2 Jun 2016, 13:15, , Reply)
This is a normal post I think it emails them to you for free if you sign up with Faceberk.

(, Thu 2 Jun 2016, 15:29, , Reply)
This is a normal post Thanks

(, Thu 2 Jun 2016, 15:35, , Reply)
This is a normal post This is awesome!
I will be spending alot of time this.
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This is a normal post dunno if this is it, I read it is just for Linux?
github.com/jcjohnson/neural-style
(, Thu 2 Jun 2016, 17:02, , Reply)
This is a normal post You can upload and process images on the website
You need to register, and it takes ages to render when you´re using the free version, but it is very nice.
Here´s one I made earlier
greet
(, Thu 2 Jun 2016, 17:38, , Reply)
This is a normal post This is incredible

Google translate add on might help you.

Costs a dollar to create a picture it seems.

Amazing, though.
(, Thu 2 Jun 2016, 21:24, , Reply)
This is a normal post all seems to be in order...
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1.5. The contract can not be revoked.

2. Subject of the offer.



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2.2. The customer fully accepts the terms of the agreement and pays for the services in accordance with the terms of this Agreement.



3. The rights and obligations of the parties



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3.1.2. By posting on the Site provide the Customer with reliable information about the kinds of services provided, methods of their provision, service payment conditions and other information needed in the execution of this Agreement.

3.1.3. To ensure the confidentiality of information provided by the customer, except in cases where the provision of access to such information to third parties is a prerequisite for the provision of Services, or is required by virtue of the requirements of the Russian legislation.

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3.2. The Contractor has the right to:

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3.2.2. Suspend or terminate the provision of Services to the Customer, or to terminate this Agreement unilaterally, in the event of default by the Customer of the obligations assumed under this Treaty.

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4.1.4 . The Customer also gives the Contractor a non-exclusive right to use free of charge on the Site and belonging to him lawfully content in order to ensure the functioning of the Site by the Contractor to the extent defined by the functionality and architecture of the Site.

4.1.5. In addition to its own content, the Customer shall not upload or otherwise communicate to the public (publish) content of other websites, databases and other intellectual property in the absence of explicitly expressed consent of the copyright owner to do so.

4.1.6. Any use of the Site or the Content, except as permitted by these Rules or in the case of the express consent of the right holder for such use without prior written permission is strictly prohibited.

7.1.7. Unless otherwise explicitly not established in these regulations, nothing in these Regulations can not be considered as a transfer of exclusive rights to the Content.

. 4.2 Responsibility for violation of exclusive rights:

4.2.1. The Customer shall be solely responsible for any Content or other information that it downloads or otherwise communicate to the public (publishing) on or with it.

4.2.2. The Contractor may, but not obliged, to view the site in the presence of a prohibited Content and can delete or move (without notice) any Content or User in its sole discretion, for any reason or no reason, including without limitation the movement or deletion of Content which, according to the Contractor's personal opinion, violates these rules, the Russian Federation legislation and / or may violate the rights, harm, or threaten the safety of other users or third parties.

4.3. Sites and Third Party Content:

4.3.1. The site contains (or may contain) links to other sites on the Internet (websites of third parties) as well as articles, photographs, illustrations, graphics, information, applications, software and other content belonging to or originating from third parties (third Party Content), which is the result of intellectual activity and protected in accordance with Russian law.

4.3.2. These third parties and their content are not checked by the Contractor for compliance with this or other requirements (accuracy, completeness, integrity, etc.). The Contractor shall not be liable for any information posted on the websites of third parties to which the customer can access through the Site or through the Third Party Content, including, inter alia, any opinions or statements expressed on third party sites or their content.



5. Cost of services and payment procedure.



5.1. The cost of services under the Contract is determined in accordance with current prices and is registered on the Site the www. Ostagram .mobi / queue_images / new.

5.2. Contractor is entitled to unilaterally change the prices of the services provided, information on which is available on the website of the Contractor the www . Ostagram . Ru / queue_images / new

5.3. The date of entry into force of the new prices and conditions of payment shall be the date of their placement on the Contractor's website.

5.4. Methods of payment services listed when you make payment.



6. The order of acceptance of services rendered



6.1. Provision of Services to the Customer is not accompanied by drawing up an act of work performed.

6.2. Services provided under this Agreement acknowledge receipt of the processed image.



7. Special conditions and responsibilities of the parties.



7.1. The Contractor shall not be liable for damage caused to the Customer's business or individual that he is, in the case of improper performance of their obligations under this Agreement.

7.2. Paying Contractor Services Agreement, the Customer agrees to the terms of this agreement and the fact that he has no right to require the Contractor to any compensation for moral and material harm or damage caused to the customer both during the term of this Agreement, and upon the expiration of his actions, except as otherwise expressly provided by this law.

7.3. Artist under any circumstances shall not be liable under the Contract for:

7.3.1. Any actions and / or omissions that are the direct or indirect result of actions / omissions of any third parties.

7.3.2. Any consequential damages and / or lost profits of the Customer and / or third parties, regardless of whether Artist could foresee the possibility of such damages or not.

7.3.3. The use of (the inability to use) and what else the consequences of using (the inability to use) the information obtained by the Customer from the Contractor.

7.4. The aggregate liability of the Contractor under the Contract, for any claim or claims in respect of the agreement or its performance, limited to 5% (five percent) of the amount of fees paid by the Customer to the Contractor under the Contract.

7.5. Without prejudice to the above, the Contractor shall be released from liability for breach of contract if the violation is caused by the action of force majeure (force majeure), including: action by public authorities, fire, flood, earthquake and other natural actions, the lack of electricity , strikes, civil unrest, riots, any other circumstances, without limitation which may affect the performance of the Contract by the Contractor.

7.6. The contract, its execution and delivery is regulated in accordance with applicable Russian legislation.

7.7. All disputes shall be resolved through negotiations between the Parties. If the disputes are not resolved by negotiations, the disputes shall be settled in accordance with the applicable legislation of the Russian Federation.

7.8. The customer bears full responsibility for compliance with all legal requirements, including the legislation on advertising, copyright and related rights, on the protection of trademarks and service marks, including but not limited to, including full responsibility for the content, inaccuracy, insufficiency and / or lack of timeliness Customer provided information necessary for the execution of this Agreement.

7.9 The Contractor shall not be liable for non-compliance is actually providing services, subjective expectations and ideas of the Customer about such services.


8. The conclusion, modification, cancellation of the contract.



8.1. The customer may at any time unilaterally withdraw from the Contractor Services. In case of unilateral refusal of the Customer from the Contractor services produced no refund.

8.2. Artist reserves the right to change or amend any of the terms of this Agreement at any time by publishing the changes on the Site. If the published changes to the Customer's acceptable, then it is within 7 days from the date of publication of the change should notify the Contractor. If notification is not received, it is considered that the customer continues to take part in a contractual relationship.

8.3. On all matters not covered by this Agreement shall be governed by applicable Russian legislation.

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This is a link post A South African invention to gently stop car jackings

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This is a normal post Years old this but always worth seeing to be reminded of how fucking mental SA is.
I watched Chappie a while back and kept thinking "This is probably exactly what South Africa is like, minus the robots."
Almost every single white South African I've met has been an openly racist cunt. Once I was at a work do to which one of my colleagues had taken his South African fiancee. During a lull in conversation she brought our attention to her tan and said without a hint of subtlety exclaimed "Bloody hell, I must be the biggest nig nog in here." She was a delight.
I know one South African I like, if she's as racist as the majority I've encountered, she hides it bloody well. But I'd probably turn a blind eye to it anyway since she's fucking stunning.
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obligatory
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This is a normal post Haha that's ace! :D

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This is a normal post Just what I would have posted!
I work with lots of South Africans, and one of them once said: "Kevin Pietersen. Never was there a better reason for the phrase 'I've never met a nice South African'". I think we often despise them precisely because they aren't afraid to say the things we're all thinking.
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This is a normal post I disagree. I certainly don't embrace the casual racism most of the South Africans I've met seem to display.
But I see what you're getting at. I think we're all a wee bit racist to some degree, we just hate to see that aspect of ourselves.
I regard Katie Hopkins very much as a great example of 'says what we're all thinking', though. The woman is fucking vile, there are some things you just shouldn't say in public and I very much believe she does it for the troll factor.
But...she does speak a lot of uncomfortable truth at times.
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This is a normal post And she's WELL fit...
AMIRIGHT Frogbeat... eh?...eh?
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This is a normal post you racist
leave the Africans alone.
(, Thu 2 Jun 2016, 11:51, , Reply)
This is a normal post What part of the spectrum?
There are at least 254 levels of grey.
(, Thu 2 Jun 2016, 19:01, , Reply)
This is a normal post The autistic part

(, Thu 2 Jun 2016, 19:25, , Reply)
This is a normal post Its just the Magnevolt system they use in Detroit
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7U4ZYOBzEEs
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This is a normal post Zimbabwean bloke I worked with used to work in Joburg.
Saw someone shot to death against the (bulletproof) glass window of his office, apparently.

The flamethrower thing is old, they also had a thing called the "octopus" with, effectively, 8 shotguns aimed at head level. If you could get that over here, with a little modification it could wipe out the traffic light windscreen washer business overnight.
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This is a link post This could be a hit

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This is a normal post That made me feel quite ill.
...in a number of different ways.
(, Thu 2 Jun 2016, 11:09, , Reply)
This is a normal post More like Dystopia Simulator

(, Thu 2 Jun 2016, 11:14, , Reply)
This is a normal post That's proper art, that is.

(, Thu 2 Jun 2016, 15:23, , Reply)
This is a link post Mark Blyth: "Austerity - The History of a Dangerous Idea"

(, Thu 2 Jun 2016, 10:36, , Reply)
This is a normal post I'm only keeping up with this setting the player speed to 0.5
with the added benefit that he sounds like a pisshead now too!
(, Thu 2 Jun 2016, 11:12, , Reply)
This is a normal post austerity is a tool to move public sector assets into private hands
its not about the economy, no one is that stupid
(, Thu 2 Jun 2016, 11:17, , Reply)
This is a normal post are you being sarcastic
because given the state of things, evidently plenty of people are stupid enough
(, Fri 3 Jun 2016, 23:13, , Reply)
This is a normal post
he moves at a million miles an hour and I like this because it has loads of cool observations and it keeps my mind occupied and I'm not all like "but hang on why does ?" and asking questions and stuff
(, Fri 3 Jun 2016, 10:33, , Reply)
This is a normal post you are so smart
&hearts
(, Fri 3 Jun 2016, 14:46, , Reply)
This is a link post If you've ever wanted to throw a limp and lifeless Daniel Radcliffe around
have I got the site for you...
(, Thu 2 Jun 2016, 9:36, , Reply)
This is a normal post That's quite therapeutic

(, Thu 2 Jun 2016, 9:47, , Reply)
This is a normal post It also wants you to text stuff for it to do

(, Thu 2 Jun 2016, 10:21, , Reply)
This is a normal post
text stuff for it to do add your phone number to a marketing company's database
(, Thu 2 Jun 2016, 10:27, , Reply)
This is a normal post Feel free not to
You can just enjoy the simple pleasures of slamming him against the floor.
(, Thu 2 Jun 2016, 10:35, , Reply)
This is a link post "Cyclist's breast implants burst
in surprise kangaroo attack"
(, Thu 2 Jun 2016, 6:21, , Reply)
This is a normal post That is surprising

(, Thu 2 Jun 2016, 7:53, , Reply)
This is a normal post Marsupialia have been trying to de-mammal Placentalia since the Late Cretaceous.

(, Thu 2 Jun 2016, 9:08, , Reply)
This is a normal post By kicking the tits off them?

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This is a normal post Yes

(, Thu 2 Jun 2016, 9:49, , Reply)
This is a normal post Australia sounds to rough for me
some guy looses his leg to a shark yesterday, kangaroo attacks on land, I shall give the place a wide berth
(, Thu 2 Jun 2016, 9:49, , Reply)
This is a normal post Didn't a stingray stab some guy to death there once too?

(, Thu 2 Jun 2016, 11:39, , Reply)
This is a normal post I believe it did, the place is obviously lethal
Also:


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This is a normal post Her humps her humps her lopsided lady bumps

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This is a normal post That's beautiful man

(, Thu 2 Jun 2016, 10:41, , Reply)
This is a link post Modern Lovers - I'm Straight
Lovely B&W footage from the 70's.
(, Wed 1 Jun 2016, 23:16, , Reply)
This is a normal post I'm Straight !!!!

(, Wed 1 Jun 2016, 23:19, , Reply)
This is a link post Grandma Tillie plays the Beer Barrel Polka with a naked dog named Nathan
Rrronseal
(, Wed 1 Jun 2016, 21:03, , Reply)
This is a normal post What kind of maniac rescues dogs only to cut all their hair off and make them dance for their food?

(, Wed 1 Jun 2016, 21:23, , Reply)
This is a normal post Cruella Devo?

(, Wed 1 Jun 2016, 21:39, , Reply)
This is a normal post My, what big candles you have!

(, Wed 1 Jun 2016, 22:49, , Reply)
This is a normal post All the better to burn your neck in France

(, Wed 1 Jun 2016, 22:57, , Reply)
This is a normal post I see Londumb, I see France, I see drimble2's soiled underpants.

(, Wed 1 Jun 2016, 23:07, , Reply)
This is a normal post That's fucking weird.

(, Wed 1 Jun 2016, 21:34, , Reply)
This is a normal post well, isn't that something

(, Wed 1 Jun 2016, 21:54, , Reply)
This is a normal post Drop Gandma and Nathan into Syria and it will all be over
A huge WTF will emerge and everyone will put down their weapons stroke chins and think did I just see that? Why can't we all be friends and just try to have a happy life.
(, Wed 1 Jun 2016, 22:36, , Reply)
This is a normal post I think we underestimate the power of the WTF to bring peace to Mankind.

(, Wed 1 Jun 2016, 22:49, , Reply)
This is a normal post How about the WFTU?

(, Wed 1 Jun 2016, 22:53, , Reply)
This is a normal post Stop tarting your candles
** Missed candles and is bitter **
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This is a normal post
she both sucks and blows
(, Thu 2 Jun 2016, 9:35, , Reply)
This is a normal post name the song and singer
Also had a hit with Mowgli
(, Thu 2 Jun 2016, 10:09, , Reply)
This is a normal post That's Martha reeve and the candellas
And when the lights go out
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This is a normal post Hello

(, Thu 2 Jun 2016, 10:36, , Reply)
This is a normal post is it me your looking for

(, Thu 2 Jun 2016, 16:05, , Reply)
This is a normal post I can see it in your well chosen GIF

(, Thu 2 Jun 2016, 19:06, , Reply)
This is a normal post I never claimed to be Henry Kissinger
It was just a thought.
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