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This is a link post CEO of the Food For The Poor charity
Has a not very apt name.
(, Mon 6 Jun 2016, 9:32, , Reply)
This is a normal post Hahahaha
That is awful. I will be tweeting it.
(, Mon 6 Jun 2016, 10:26, , Reply)
This is a normal post OH YEAH??
Well, maybe I will as well then...

:)
(, Mon 6 Jun 2016, 10:38, , Reply)
This is a normal post Haha - completely unqualified for the job but the selection panel couldn't pass up the opportunity.

(, Mon 6 Jun 2016, 11:19, , Reply)
This is a normal post HAHA, genuine LOL

(, Mon 6 Jun 2016, 18:11, , Reply)
This is a normal post Haha

(, Mon 6 Jun 2016, 18:17, , Reply)
This is a link post Have you spotted this leopard?
#JusticeForStuffedTaxidermyLeopard
(, Mon 6 Jun 2016, 9:25, , Reply)
This is a normal post wife's story sounds like utter bullshit
She's the prime suspect I reckon
(, Mon 6 Jun 2016, 10:22, , Reply)
This is a normal post utter filth
The van said they were plumbers, she invited them in to have a look at the central heating and they ended up with a big stuffed pussy.
(, Mon 6 Jun 2016, 11:48, , Reply)
This is a normal post They left her back doors open and all!

(, Mon 6 Jun 2016, 13:14, , Reply)
This is a normal post So his wife let in some blokes she encountered literally off the street
and then left them in their house whilst she went off to collect her daughter?

What could possibly go wrong?
(, Mon 6 Jun 2016, 11:31, , Reply)
This is a normal post I'm betting she invited the plumbers in for a spit roast and gave them the leopard as payment.

(, Mon 6 Jun 2016, 12:14, , Reply)
This is a normal post Lol...
I love the idea of some burglars casing the neighbourhood, using a plumbers' van and outfits for cover, being approached by one of the property owners and told "Can you just have a look at this... I'll be back in half an hour".

In such a situation, NOT stealing something ought to be considered rude.
(, Mon 6 Jun 2016, 16:58, , Reply)
This is a normal post "...The collector believes some plumbers poached the "priceless" stuffed leopard..."
"...He reckons the leopard - believed to be worth between £4,500 and £5,000..."
(, Mon 6 Jun 2016, 13:18, , Reply)
This is a normal post Hardly priceless - more like £22.95 on buy it now
www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Hot-Van-Sized-Decorative-Stuffed-Animal/400797834576
(, Mon 6 Jun 2016, 15:47, , Reply)
This is a normal post Well his wife clearly got fed up with that monstrosity
And left it out with the bins one day, then had to come up with a cover story.
(, Mon 6 Jun 2016, 22:56, , Reply)
This is a link post Animated opera that actually is fun!
I usually cannot stand opera, but this one works for me...
(, Mon 6 Jun 2016, 4:47, , Reply)
This is a link post first festival on streetview I made this!
so we put the shindig weekender festival onto googe streetview
turns out it hadnt been done before
(, Mon 6 Jun 2016, 2:39, , Reply)
This is a normal post
cool
(, Mon 6 Jun 2016, 8:04, , Reply)
This is a normal post interesting
shame it doesn't capture people so well, everyone seems slightly ghosted like the camera man was shit faced or something.
(, Mon 6 Jun 2016, 9:34, , Reply)
This is a normal post A lot of people seem to have got themselves so drunk
their faces have gone blurry. But fun nontheless!
(, Mon 6 Jun 2016, 13:00, , Reply)
This is a link post A Wild Herd of Icelandic Horses
you can tell they are wild because they all have mullets
(, Mon 6 Jun 2016, 1:04, , Reply)
This is a normal post purrdy

(, Mon 6 Jun 2016, 2:35, , Reply)
This is a normal post sure is

(, Mon 6 Jun 2016, 8:27, , Reply)
This is a normal post Wild? I was absolutely livid!
The expected link
(, Mon 6 Jun 2016, 18:08, , Reply)
This is a normal post thanks for drawing my attention away from Pemela

(, Mon 6 Jun 2016, 19:38, , Reply)
This is a normal post Put your face in between them and go bbl bbl bbl with American Express
jump to 20 secs
(, Mon 6 Jun 2016, 20:59, , Reply)
This is a link post An Evening with Moebius

(, Mon 6 Jun 2016, 0:51, , Reply)
This is a normal post Watched this and found that it was never ending

(, Mon 6 Jun 2016, 7:54, , Reply)
This is a normal post Does he strip?

(, Mon 6 Jun 2016, 9:12, , Reply)
This is a normal post I liked the twist at the end.

(, Mon 6 Jun 2016, 14:35, , Reply)
This is a normal post should draw more boobs, like manara.

(, Mon 6 Jun 2016, 23:50, , Reply)
This is a link post When she hasnt washed this would be handy

(, Sun 5 Jun 2016, 23:59, , Reply)
This is a normal post Surely that would take far longer than a good old fashioned sponge.
Plus that machine doesn't look IP rated in the least.
(, Mon 6 Jun 2016, 0:30, , Reply)
This is a link post Just some giant inflating titties
I doubt you'd like this
(, Sun 5 Jun 2016, 22:28, , Reply)
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Can't get it to embed, sorry
(, Sun 5 Jun 2016, 22:28, , Reply)
This is a normal post what the fuck is wrong with people

(, Sun 5 Jun 2016, 22:49, , Reply)
This is a normal post
How long have you got?
(, Sun 5 Jun 2016, 22:58, , Reply)
This is a normal post Well that's not odd at all

(, Sun 5 Jun 2016, 22:57, , Reply)
This is a normal post Thanks for 'I like this', appreciated.

(, Mon 6 Jun 2016, 18:50, , Reply)
This is a normal post
still not working :(
(, Mon 6 Jun 2016, 19:07, , Reply)
This is a normal post That's your link-
www.youtube.com/watch?v=2YCD_He92a0

I've did this embed thing with mine to disable login for flagged content.
(, Mon 6 Jun 2016, 21:10, , Reply)
This is a normal post
somethingsomething disabled somethingsomething flaggid
(, Tue 7 Jun 2016, 21:53, , Reply)
This is a normal post
This busentiten guy has very specific tastes
(, Sun 5 Jun 2016, 23:59, , Reply)
This is a normal post deviantart -->

(, Mon 6 Jun 2016, 0:35, , Reply)
This is a normal post what a fucking weirdo

(, Mon 6 Jun 2016, 9:37, , Reply)
This is a link post Dub Specialist - Darker Block
Beware, volume goes up and down...
(, Sun 5 Jun 2016, 19:22, , Reply)
This is a link post Hans Zimmer live stream a little later tonight, from 9:45pm
Sorry for FB link. Went to one of the UK dates of this tour and it was wonderful. Brilliant if you like the music from films like Gladiator, POTC, True Romance, the Nolan Batman films, Inception (BWAAAAAAAAAAARM), Lion King and loads of others... The live stream is of the "finale" but I hope that's more than just the encore.
(, Sun 5 Jun 2016, 18:56, , Reply)
This is a normal post I missed out on working the Manchester Arena show last Sunday
due to working one of the stages at Birmingham Slam Dunk Festival (a day of awful pop punk...).
(, Sun 5 Jun 2016, 19:06, , Reply)
This is a normal post Did he play Going for Gold
?
(, Sun 5 Jun 2016, 20:28, , Reply)
This is a normal post Well I missed it
But there's a video up now of them performing Time, the audio quality of which is deeply questionable.
(, Sun 5 Jun 2016, 23:40, , Reply)
This is a normal post A bit of a let down
'Twas only the encore in the end (Time), as the full live stream via Spinnable was cancelled due to tech issues :(
(, Sun 5 Jun 2016, 23:55, , Reply)
This is a link post The Higher Lower Game
I got 2. Beat dat!


(, Sun 5 Jun 2016, 18:55, , Reply)
This is a normal post I got 6, which was quite satisfying
It's interesting to see the sort of things lots of people Google.
(, Sun 5 Jun 2016, 19:11, , Reply)
This is a normal post I got 8. Some dance show I've never heard of.

(, Sun 5 Jun 2016, 23:28, , Reply)
This is a normal post I both like that
and am annoyed as it's similar to a thing I was going to make.
(, Sun 5 Jun 2016, 19:20, , Reply)
This is a normal post I think we DID make something similar
but not as polished as this in early days of b3ta

but this one is really good - fun
(, Tue 7 Jun 2016, 12:22, , Reply)
This is a normal post I got three
then seven, then two. All the while it told me my average was 3.2. Am confuse
(, Sun 5 Jun 2016, 19:23, , Reply)
This is a normal post The average, not your average.

(, Sun 5 Jun 2016, 19:42, , Reply)
This is a normal post
Am no more confuse thanks
(, Sun 5 Jun 2016, 20:12, , Reply)
This is a normal post I got 6
And the answers are actually depressing
(, Sun 5 Jun 2016, 19:44, , Reply)
This is a normal post 16
And "world hunger" vs. "pac-man" highlighted that nicely.
(, Sun 5 Jun 2016, 21:03, , Reply)
This is a normal post Incredibly depressing.

(, Sun 5 Jun 2016, 21:40, , Reply)
This is a normal post I got 22
I don't know whether to be proud or depressed....
(, Sun 5 Jun 2016, 22:21, , Reply)
This is a normal post 15
then lost the will to live and quit (the game)
(, Sun 5 Jun 2016, 22:22, , Reply)
This is a link post Robot penis NSFW
Apparently Blanka Approves.
(, Sun 5 Jun 2016, 15:25, , Reply)
This is a normal post Inchy!
Great to see Blanka getting involved though.
(, Sun 5 Jun 2016, 16:12, , Reply)
This is a normal post Frankenstein's cock!

(, Sun 5 Jun 2016, 20:18, , Reply)
This is a normal post So sexy when a man's penis blasts off from his groin
launching you out of the room.
(, Sun 5 Jun 2016, 21:26, , Reply)
This is a link post Looks like they picked a bad day to hold a Skinhead Reunion....
Poor poor sods - I feel sorry for Skin'eads

"Some of the skinheads were at pains to point out that they were anti-racist and had gathered to listen to ska music."

In the 60s they were skint mods, in the 70s they were dragged into the National Front, by the late 80s they all seemed to be Rent Boys ("it's not gay if you don't kiss").

I used to walk in fear of them back in the day, with all my goffy makeup etc. but now they make me laugh in a semi-sympathetic way.
(, Sun 5 Jun 2016, 14:37, , Reply)
This is a normal post Why do you say that they were dragged into the National Front?
Why the passive verb. You don't think they had a choice in it?
(, Sun 5 Jun 2016, 15:01, , Reply)
This is a normal post Nick Crane was the poster boy for the skinhead movement
He a ruthless street fighter and extremely racist and kicked seven kinds of shit out of Indians Packistani Gays immigrants and any one who wasn't a skinhead or who he just didn't like.
Bear in mind he was a very prominent skinhead who stood for all there belief's
And it turns out he was a massive two faced cnut when you realize his double life of being gay
(, Sun 5 Jun 2016, 15:46, , Reply)
This is a normal post I had this theory about Dennis The Menace being a closet homosexual.
70s and 80s Dennis, I mean. Not the shit one that kids these days have.
(, Sun 5 Jun 2016, 16:28, , Reply)
This is a normal post A Google of that story says
The Sun's classy outing headline was "Nazi Nick is a Panzi".
(, Sun 5 Jun 2016, 17:47, , Reply)
This is a normal post Fucking hell

(, Sun 5 Jun 2016, 18:18, , Reply)
This is a normal post Shades of Trevor.....

(, Sun 5 Jun 2016, 18:38, , Reply)
This is a normal post "I used to walk in front of them back in the day, with all my goffy makeup etc."
That's what I've read. o.o
(, Sun 5 Jun 2016, 15:37, , Reply)
This is a normal post same day as the Kemp Town Carnival
Maybe they were all Ross lookalikes
(, Sun 5 Jun 2016, 15:42, , Reply)
This is a normal post i know quite a few skinheads
but the ones i know are sharp original types definitely not racist, like their music and nice clobber, obsessed with clothes worse than the bloody mods.
(, Sun 5 Jun 2016, 20:27, , Reply)
This is a normal post I know this, you know this...
but to the rest of the world, they are all Trevor.

www.imdb.com/title/tt0084287/?ref_=nm_flmg_act_100
(, Mon 6 Jun 2016, 13:48, , Reply)
This is a link post Now here's a thing a new type of lens
That doesn't use traditional glass elements to focus and control depth of field.

Made from titanium dioxide the stuff they put in things to make them whiter.

Lens is made in a chip foundry and can be mass produced looks like smart phones may get them soon along with laboratorys apparently 30 percent sharper than even the best high end glass optics
(, Sun 5 Jun 2016, 12:42, , Reply)
This is a normal post This is awesome, yet I'm sceptical about application/aberration thing.

(, Sun 5 Jun 2016, 13:49, , Reply)
This is a normal post Reading the article and information available
Abberation is dramatic reduced due to the nano technology allowing the light waves to be controlled more precisely

Proof is in the pudding and I am looking forward to seeing images produced by this technology
(, Sun 5 Jun 2016, 14:13, , Reply)
This is a normal post Maybe.
""The team's lenses do suffer from quite large chromatic aberration – while this is not a problem for technical applications such as microscopy
performed with monochromatic laser light, it would be for consumer applications such as camera lenses. Luckily, in 2015, Capasso and
colleagues showed that a strategically designed silicon metasurface could focus multiple infrared wavelengths at the same point, and
Capasso believes this should be possible at visible wavelengths too. "It's just a matter of time before we do it also with titanium oxide,""
(, Sun 5 Jun 2016, 15:04, , Reply)
This is a normal post they can be as fancy as can be
They'll still attract dust and get cleaned with hot breath and a wipe of a tshirt
(, Sun 5 Jun 2016, 15:44, , Reply)
This is a link post Prank, hacked or true? Jack Black reported dead
*Update, they're still running with it on their official Twitter feed: twitter.com/RealTenaciousD/status/739403908309716993

*Update update, there's now a tweet saying "it's just a prank bro"

As a result of this people will be demanding to see the body of any future celebrity deaths
(, Sun 5 Jun 2016, 10:43, , Reply)
This is a normal post hoax
en.mediamass.net/people/jack-black/deathhoax.html
(, Sun 5 Jun 2016, 10:49, , Reply)
This is a normal post Ahhh, so it's a funny comment on a news story that people might not know about
Not surprised by the fans shocked responses
(, Sun 5 Jun 2016, 10:55, , Reply)
This is a normal post That's why isthatcherdeadyet-like websites proved so useful.
Now we have to rely on tweeted latrinograms.
(, Sun 5 Jun 2016, 11:06, , Reply)
This is a normal post Your phone is heavily damaged by 4 virus
We detect your Google Nexus 5 has 28.1% virus. Please install this app to remove virus.


Ah, no. Looks like I'll need mobile ad blockers again
(, Sun 5 Jun 2016, 12:19, , Reply)
This is a normal post 28.1% is the worst virus out there at the moment, be more careful

(, Sun 5 Jun 2016, 12:54, , Reply)
This is a normal post It is?
Is there a number I can call to get Google to fix it?
(, Sun 5 Jun 2016, 13:14, , Reply)
This is a normal post No, but I think I have a bit.ly laying around here somewhere
be finding up your card details, they'll need them to verify your identity
(, Sun 5 Jun 2016, 13:17, , Reply)
This is a normal post Jack Black is an utterly brilliant musician.
But a fucking horrible, horrible actor. I remember being younger and really enjoying Jack Black movies, so thought I'd stick one on for a bit of a laugh.
It's not that the movies are particularly awful. The writing and the jokes work. But his repulsively poor acting chops just drag everything into the bloody ground.
(, Sun 5 Jun 2016, 11:05, , Reply)
This is a normal post He was quite good in high fidelity

(, Sun 5 Jun 2016, 11:13, , Reply)
This is a normal post He is not, the greatest actor in the world, oh no
he is just a tribute
(, Sun 5 Jun 2016, 11:17, , Reply)
This is a normal post Agreed
Not found him funny in much else though
(, Sun 5 Jun 2016, 12:52, , Reply)
This is a normal post He was good in that one where they cast Seann William Scott instead.

(, Sun 5 Jun 2016, 12:56, , Reply)
This is a normal post He was quite good in School of Rock

(, Sun 5 Jun 2016, 13:17, , Reply)
This is a normal post Goosebumps was great

(, Sun 5 Jun 2016, 13:44, , Reply)
This is a link post The Avalanches have a new tune out,
Its quite catchy


(, Sun 5 Jun 2016, 10:22, , Reply)
This is a normal post A spot of MF Doom in there unless my ears deceive me :)

(, Sun 5 Jun 2016, 11:18, , Reply)
This is a normal post Nice to have a comeback that isn't shit.
Probably just the type of music being sampled, but it reminds me of Wilmot by Sabres of Paradise.
(, Sun 5 Jun 2016, 12:28, , Reply)
This is a normal post Is that Jeremy Kwee from Kumquat in the preview pic?

(, Sun 5 Jun 2016, 13:05, , Reply)
This is a normal post Another belter!
Nice H van.
(, Sun 5 Jun 2016, 13:21, , Reply)
This is a link post Fighty Vicar
Diplomatic immunity.
(, Sun 5 Jun 2016, 3:41, , Reply)
This is a normal post It's just been revoked?

(, Sun 5 Jun 2016, 8:58, , Reply)
This is a normal post I'm getting too old for this shit.

(, Sun 5 Jun 2016, 9:56, , Reply)
This is a normal post "Mr Pollock mounted the violent vicar in a desperate attempt to subdue him"
No wonder he was annoyed
(, Sun 5 Jun 2016, 10:08, , Reply)
This is a normal post Same name as someone I knew once
- and looks a bit like him too, except balder, older, chubbier... but the given age is wrong.

Aside from that, I can totally believe that it's him. He was a right mental. Eating any old mushrooms he found on the roundabouts of the city centre, inventing increasingly horrible cocktails, that sort of thing.
Finding god isn't totally out of character, either.
(, Sun 5 Jun 2016, 11:32, , Reply)
This is a normal post Paul Whicker lives!

(, Sun 5 Jun 2016, 12:06, , Reply)
This is a link post Overwatch - Titanic play of the game I made this!
this clip is stupid, sorry
(, Sun 5 Jun 2016, 1:21, , Reply)

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