CEO of the Food For The Poor charity
Has a not very apt name.
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Has a not very apt name.
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Haha - completely unqualified for the job but the selection panel couldn't pass up the opportunity.
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Have you spotted this leopard?
#JusticeForStuffedTaxidermyLeopard
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#JusticeForStuffedTaxidermyLeopard
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wife's story sounds like utter bullshit
She's the prime suspect I reckon
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She's the prime suspect I reckon
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utter filth
The van said they were plumbers, she invited them in to have a look at the central heating and they ended up with a big stuffed pussy.
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The van said they were plumbers, she invited them in to have a look at the central heating and they ended up with a big stuffed pussy.
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So his wife let in some blokes she encountered literally off the street
and then left them in their house whilst she went off to collect her daughter?
What could possibly go wrong?
( , Mon 6 Jun 2016, 11:31, Share, Reply)
and then left them in their house whilst she went off to collect her daughter?
What could possibly go wrong?
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I'm betting she invited the plumbers in for a spit roast and gave them the leopard as payment.
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Lol...
I love the idea of some burglars casing the neighbourhood, using a plumbers' van and outfits for cover, being approached by one of the property owners and told "Can you just have a look at this... I'll be back in half an hour".
In such a situation, NOT stealing something ought to be considered rude.
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I love the idea of some burglars casing the neighbourhood, using a plumbers' van and outfits for cover, being approached by one of the property owners and told "Can you just have a look at this... I'll be back in half an hour".
In such a situation, NOT stealing something ought to be considered rude.
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"...The collector believes some plumbers poached the "priceless" stuffed leopard..."
"...He reckons the leopard - believed to be worth between £4,500 and £5,000..."
( , Mon 6 Jun 2016, 13:18, Share, Reply)
"...He reckons the leopard - believed to be worth between £4,500 and £5,000..."
( , Mon 6 Jun 2016, 13:18, Share, Reply)
Hardly priceless - more like £22.95 on buy it now
www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Hot-Van-Sized-Decorative-Stuffed-Animal/400797834576
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www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Hot-Van-Sized-Decorative-Stuffed-Animal/400797834576
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Well his wife clearly got fed up with that monstrosity
And left it out with the bins one day, then had to come up with a cover story.
( , Mon 6 Jun 2016, 22:56, Share, Reply)
And left it out with the bins one day, then had to come up with a cover story.
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Animated opera that actually is fun!
I usually cannot stand opera, but this one works for me...
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I usually cannot stand opera, but this one works for me...
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first festival on streetview
I made this!
so we put the shindig weekender festival onto googe streetview
turns out it hadnt been done before
( , Mon 6 Jun 2016, 2:39, Share, Reply)
so we put the shindig weekender festival onto googe streetview
turns out it hadnt been done before
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interesting
shame it doesn't capture people so well, everyone seems slightly ghosted like the camera man was shit faced or something.
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shame it doesn't capture people so well, everyone seems slightly ghosted like the camera man was shit faced or something.
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A lot of people seem to have got themselves so drunk
their faces have gone blurry. But fun nontheless!
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their faces have gone blurry. But fun nontheless!
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A Wild Herd of Icelandic Horses
you can tell they are wild because they all have mullets
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you can tell they are wild because they all have mullets
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Put your face in between them and go bbl bbl bbl with American Express
jump to 20 secs
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jump to 20 secs
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Surely that would take far longer than a good old fashioned sponge.
Plus that machine doesn't look IP rated in the least.
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Plus that machine doesn't look IP rated in the least.
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www.youtube.com/embed/DtzupHVAAIk
www.youtube.com/watch?v=IEzHfez1m3k
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That's your link-
www.youtube.com/watch?v=2YCD_He92a0
I've did this embed thing with mine to disable login for flagged content.
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www.youtube.com/watch?v=2YCD_He92a0
I've did this embed thing with mine to disable login for flagged content.
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Dub Specialist - Darker Block
Beware, volume goes up and down...
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Beware, volume goes up and down...
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Hans Zimmer live stream a little later tonight, from 9:45pm
Sorry for FB link. Went to one of the UK dates of this tour and it was wonderful. Brilliant if you like the music from films like Gladiator, POTC, True Romance, the Nolan Batman films, Inception (BWAAAAAAAAAAARM), Lion King and loads of others... The live stream is of the "finale" but I hope that's more than just the encore.
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Sorry for FB link. Went to one of the UK dates of this tour and it was wonderful. Brilliant if you like the music from films like Gladiator, POTC, True Romance, the Nolan Batman films, Inception (BWAAAAAAAAAAARM), Lion King and loads of others... The live stream is of the "finale" but I hope that's more than just the encore.
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I missed out on working the Manchester Arena show last Sunday
due to working one of the stages at Birmingham Slam Dunk Festival (a day of awful pop punk...).
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due to working one of the stages at Birmingham Slam Dunk Festival (a day of awful pop punk...).
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Well I missed it
But there's a video up now of them performing Time, the audio quality of which is deeply questionable.
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But there's a video up now of them performing Time, the audio quality of which is deeply questionable.
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A bit of a let down
'Twas only the encore in the end (Time), as the full live stream via Spinnable was cancelled due to tech issues :(
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'Twas only the encore in the end (Time), as the full live stream via Spinnable was cancelled due to tech issues :(
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I got 6, which was quite satisfying
It's interesting to see the sort of things lots of people Google.
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It's interesting to see the sort of things lots of people Google.
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I both like that
and am annoyed as it's similar to a thing I was going to make.
( , Sun 5 Jun 2016, 19:20, Share, Reply)
and am annoyed as it's similar to a thing I was going to make.
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I think we DID make something similar
but not as polished as this in early days of b3ta
but this one is really good - fun
( , Tue 7 Jun 2016, 12:22, Share, Reply)
but not as polished as this in early days of b3ta
but this one is really good - fun
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I got three
then seven, then two. All the while it told me my average was 3.2. Am confuse
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then seven, then two. All the while it told me my average was 3.2. Am confuse
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16
And "world hunger" vs. "pac-man" highlighted that nicely.
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And "world hunger" vs. "pac-man" highlighted that nicely.
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So sexy when a man's penis blasts off from his groin
launching you out of the room.
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launching you out of the room.
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Looks like they picked a bad day to hold a Skinhead Reunion....
Poor poor sods - I feel sorry for Skin'eads
"Some of the skinheads were at pains to point out that they were anti-racist and had gathered to listen to ska music."
In the 60s they were skint mods, in the 70s they were dragged into the National Front, by the late 80s they all seemed to be Rent Boys ("it's not gay if you don't kiss").
I used to walk in fear of them back in the day, with all my goffy makeup etc. but now they make me laugh in a semi-sympathetic way.
( , Sun 5 Jun 2016, 14:37, Share, Reply)
Poor poor sods - I feel sorry for Skin'eads
"Some of the skinheads were at pains to point out that they were anti-racist and had gathered to listen to ska music."
In the 60s they were skint mods, in the 70s they were dragged into the National Front, by the late 80s they all seemed to be Rent Boys ("it's not gay if you don't kiss").
I used to walk in fear of them back in the day, with all my goffy makeup etc. but now they make me laugh in a semi-sympathetic way.
( , Sun 5 Jun 2016, 14:37, Share, Reply)
Why do you say that they were dragged into the National Front?
Why the passive verb. You don't think they had a choice in it?
( , Sun 5 Jun 2016, 15:01, Share, Reply)
Why the passive verb. You don't think they had a choice in it?
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Nick Crane was the poster boy for the skinhead movement
He a ruthless street fighter and extremely racist and kicked seven kinds of shit out of Indians Packistani Gays immigrants and any one who wasn't a skinhead or who he just didn't like.
Bear in mind he was a very prominent skinhead who stood for all there belief's
And it turns out he was a massive two faced cnut when you realize his double life of being gay
( , Sun 5 Jun 2016, 15:46, Share, Reply)
He a ruthless street fighter and extremely racist and kicked seven kinds of shit out of Indians Packistani Gays immigrants and any one who wasn't a skinhead or who he just didn't like.
Bear in mind he was a very prominent skinhead who stood for all there belief's
And it turns out he was a massive two faced cnut when you realize his double life of being gay
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I had this theory about Dennis The Menace being a closet homosexual.
70s and 80s Dennis, I mean. Not the shit one that kids these days have.
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70s and 80s Dennis, I mean. Not the shit one that kids these days have.
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A Google of that story says
The Sun's classy outing headline was "Nazi Nick is a Panzi".
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The Sun's classy outing headline was "Nazi Nick is a Panzi".
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"I used to walk in front of them back in the day, with all my goffy makeup etc."
That's what I've read. o.o
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That's what I've read. o.o
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same day as the Kemp Town Carnival
Maybe they were all Ross lookalikes
( , Sun 5 Jun 2016, 15:42, Share, Reply)
Maybe they were all Ross lookalikes
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i know quite a few skinheads
but the ones i know are sharp original types definitely not racist, like their music and nice clobber, obsessed with clothes worse than the bloody mods.
( , Sun 5 Jun 2016, 20:27, Share, Reply)
but the ones i know are sharp original types definitely not racist, like their music and nice clobber, obsessed with clothes worse than the bloody mods.
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I know this, you know this...
but to the rest of the world, they are all Trevor.
www.imdb.com/title/tt0084287/?ref_=nm_flmg_act_100
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but to the rest of the world, they are all Trevor.
www.imdb.com/title/tt0084287/?ref_=nm_flmg_act_100
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Now here's a thing a new type of lens
That doesn't use traditional glass elements to focus and control depth of field.
Made from titanium dioxide the stuff they put in things to make them whiter.
Lens is made in a chip foundry and can be mass produced looks like smart phones may get them soon along with laboratorys apparently 30 percent sharper than even the best high end glass optics
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That doesn't use traditional glass elements to focus and control depth of field.
Made from titanium dioxide the stuff they put in things to make them whiter.
Lens is made in a chip foundry and can be mass produced looks like smart phones may get them soon along with laboratorys apparently 30 percent sharper than even the best high end glass optics
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This is awesome, yet I'm sceptical about application/aberration thing.
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Reading the article and information available
Abberation is dramatic reduced due to the nano technology allowing the light waves to be controlled more precisely
Proof is in the pudding and I am looking forward to seeing images produced by this technology
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Abberation is dramatic reduced due to the nano technology allowing the light waves to be controlled more precisely
Proof is in the pudding and I am looking forward to seeing images produced by this technology
( , Sun 5 Jun 2016, 14:13, Share, Reply)
Maybe.
""The team's lenses do suffer from quite large chromatic aberration – while this is not a problem for technical applications such as microscopy
performed with monochromatic laser light, it would be for consumer applications such as camera lenses. Luckily, in 2015, Capasso and
colleagues showed that a strategically designed silicon metasurface could focus multiple infrared wavelengths at the same point, and
Capasso believes this should be possible at visible wavelengths too. "It's just a matter of time before we do it also with titanium oxide,""
( , Sun 5 Jun 2016, 15:04, Share, Reply)
""The team's lenses do suffer from quite large chromatic aberration – while this is not a problem for technical applications such as microscopy
performed with monochromatic laser light, it would be for consumer applications such as camera lenses. Luckily, in 2015, Capasso and
colleagues showed that a strategically designed silicon metasurface could focus multiple infrared wavelengths at the same point, and
Capasso believes this should be possible at visible wavelengths too. "It's just a matter of time before we do it also with titanium oxide,""
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they can be as fancy as can be
They'll still attract dust and get cleaned with hot breath and a wipe of a tshirt
( , Sun 5 Jun 2016, 15:44, Share, Reply)
They'll still attract dust and get cleaned with hot breath and a wipe of a tshirt
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Prank, hacked or true? Jack Black reported dead
*Update, they're still running with it on their official Twitter feed: twitter.com/RealTenaciousD/status/739403908309716993
*Update update, there's now a tweet saying "it's just a prank bro"
As a result of this people will be demanding to see the body of any future celebrity deaths
( , Sun 5 Jun 2016, 10:43, Share, Reply)
*Update, they're still running with it on their official Twitter feed: twitter.com/RealTenaciousD/status/739403908309716993
*Update update, there's now a tweet saying "it's just a prank bro"
As a result of this people will be demanding to see the body of any future celebrity deaths
( , Sun 5 Jun 2016, 10:43, Share, Reply)
Ahhh, so it's a funny comment on a news story that people might not know about
Not surprised by the fans shocked responses
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Not surprised by the fans shocked responses
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That's why isthatcherdeadyet-like websites proved so useful.
Now we have to rely on tweeted latrinograms.
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Now we have to rely on tweeted latrinograms.
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Your phone is heavily damaged by 4 virus
We detect your Google Nexus 5 has 28.1% virus. Please install this app to remove virus.
Ah, no. Looks like I'll need mobile ad blockers again
( , Sun 5 Jun 2016, 12:19, Share, Reply)
We detect your Google Nexus 5 has 28.1% virus. Please install this app to remove virus.
Ah, no. Looks like I'll need mobile ad blockers again
( , Sun 5 Jun 2016, 12:19, Share, Reply)
28.1% is the worst virus out there at the moment, be more careful
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It is?
Is there a number I can call to get Google to fix it?
( , Sun 5 Jun 2016, 13:14, Share, Reply)
Is there a number I can call to get Google to fix it?
( , Sun 5 Jun 2016, 13:14, Share, Reply)
No, but I think I have a bit.ly laying around here somewhere
be finding up your card details, they'll need them to verify your identity
( , Sun 5 Jun 2016, 13:17, Share, Reply)
be finding up your card details, they'll need them to verify your identity
( , Sun 5 Jun 2016, 13:17, Share, Reply)
Jack Black is an utterly brilliant musician.
But a fucking horrible, horrible actor. I remember being younger and really enjoying Jack Black movies, so thought I'd stick one on for a bit of a laugh.
It's not that the movies are particularly awful. The writing and the jokes work. But his repulsively poor acting chops just drag everything into the bloody ground.
( , Sun 5 Jun 2016, 11:05, Share, Reply)
But a fucking horrible, horrible actor. I remember being younger and really enjoying Jack Black movies, so thought I'd stick one on for a bit of a laugh.
It's not that the movies are particularly awful. The writing and the jokes work. But his repulsively poor acting chops just drag everything into the bloody ground.
( , Sun 5 Jun 2016, 11:05, Share, Reply)
He is not, the greatest actor in the world, oh no
he is just a tribute
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he is just a tribute
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He was good in that one where they cast Seann William Scott instead.
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Nice to have a comeback that isn't shit.
Probably just the type of music being sampled, but it reminds me of Wilmot by Sabres of Paradise.
( , Sun 5 Jun 2016, 12:28, Share, Reply)
Probably just the type of music being sampled, but it reminds me of Wilmot by Sabres of Paradise.
( , Sun 5 Jun 2016, 12:28, Share, Reply)
"Mr Pollock mounted the violent vicar in a desperate attempt to subdue him"
No wonder he was annoyed
( , Sun 5 Jun 2016, 10:08, Share, Reply)
No wonder he was annoyed
( , Sun 5 Jun 2016, 10:08, Share, Reply)
Same name as someone I knew once
- and looks a bit like him too, except balder, older, chubbier... but the given age is wrong.
Aside from that, I can totally believe that it's him. He was a right mental. Eating any old mushrooms he found on the roundabouts of the city centre, inventing increasingly horrible cocktails, that sort of thing.
Finding god isn't totally out of character, either.
( , Sun 5 Jun 2016, 11:32, Share, Reply)
- and looks a bit like him too, except balder, older, chubbier... but the given age is wrong.
Aside from that, I can totally believe that it's him. He was a right mental. Eating any old mushrooms he found on the roundabouts of the city centre, inventing increasingly horrible cocktails, that sort of thing.
Finding god isn't totally out of character, either.
( , Sun 5 Jun 2016, 11:32, Share, Reply)
Overwatch - Titanic play of the game
I made this!
this clip is stupid, sorry
( , Sun 5 Jun 2016, 1:21, Share, Reply)
this clip is stupid, sorry
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