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This is a link post My new RAWK band innit.
Live studio single. 1 take, no overdubs.

 (I helped save b3ta! Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Wed 8 Jun 2016, 9:40, , Reply)
This is a normal post Nice. Old school.
Great name too.
 (I helped save b3ta! presferatu, Wed 8 Jun 2016, 13:18, , Reply)
This is a link post Double roadkill
a bit like Springwatch with dead animals

Good non culinary advice though
(I helped save b3ta! Mudface The web isn't callipygian, Wed 8 Jun 2016, 7:38, , Reply)
This is a normal post Would have been ironic if he had got hit by a bus removing the Vulture...
the circle of life...
 (I helped save b3ta! transparenttown Dead to worse..., Wed 8 Jun 2016, 10:13, , Reply)
This is a normal post damn good looking bird

(I helped save b3ta! omnitruncatedkraken from Empire Algol, Wed 8 Jun 2016, 12:18, , Reply)
This is a normal post Armadillos. Smooth on the inside, crunchy on the outside.

(I helped save b3ta! Draconacticus Reject shampoo. Demand real poo!, Wed 8 Jun 2016, 13:42, , Reply)
This is a normal post **Does little mouth sick**

(I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Wed 8 Jun 2016, 13:54, , Reply)
This is a normal post
www.youtube.com/watch?v=bqeGxMgVOHI
 (I helped save b3ta! Draconacticus Reject shampoo. Demand real poo!, Wed 8 Jun 2016, 14:03, , Reply)
This is a normal post That dude is covered in bird flu and armadillo AIDS.
how'd you like to be his missus and have to worry if he washed his hands that day. Blecch.
 (I helped save b3ta! BrokenCoccyx doesn't mind if you grope on, Wed 8 Jun 2016, 14:03, , Reply)
This is a normal post No need to get all Foodbabe about this
If anything, armadillo leprosy will make you lose weight.
 (I helped save b3ta! Mudface The web isn't callipygian, Wed 8 Jun 2016, 14:13, , Reply)
This is a normal post I did think "wear some gloves, fool!"

(I helped save b3ta! Turboesprit Volume knob, Wed 8 Jun 2016, 15:22, , Reply)
This is a normal post HAhahahahahaha!
"His Missus".

Likely.
 (I helped save b3ta! DinivanX Has stinging piss after drinking Pact Coffee, Wed 8 Jun 2016, 21:31, , Reply)
This is a link post English language T-Shirts in Asia
Either they know or they don't...
 (I helped save b3ta! tubaman, Wed 8 Jun 2016, 4:25, , Reply)
This is a normal post Everything looks normal
Now I must go put on my "fuck fuck fuck fuck" suit and go for a stroll.
 (Captain Ignorant what does this button do..., Wed 8 Jun 2016, 10:31, , Reply)
This is a normal post How long has ninja been a TLD?!

(I helped save b3ta! jonbob loves you, Wed 8 Jun 2016, 12:29, , Reply)
This is a normal post 'I'm so fucking future'
Was a personal highlight.
 (I helped save b3ta! presferatu, Wed 8 Jun 2016, 13:22, , Reply)
This is a normal post Yes, and judging by the look on his face, I bet he knows exactly what it means.
Some very funny ones here, ta.
 (I helped save b3ta! fred zeppelin II: Electric Boogaloo, Wed 8 Jun 2016, 16:05, , Reply)
This is a normal post I'd buy "The big is full of many many cats"
Yep, that's the one I want.
 (SpangoTheWonderBadger is brewing beer, Wed 8 Jun 2016, 16:04, , Reply)
This is a normal post
Well I own at least three T shirts with oriental writing on, and I have no idea what they say.
 (MC Chicken Sandwich Me gusta ver la pornografía de los milfs., Wed 8 Jun 2016, 16:29, , Reply)
This is a normal post My missus reads the odd Chinese character
and once pointed out that a chap walking along the street with his top off a few years back had 'This means nothing' permanently written across his back.
 (FartThroughAWalkieTalkie wished you were dead in ditch on, Wed 8 Jun 2016, 18:14, , Reply)
This is a normal post ^this

(I helped save b3ta! BaronMunchausen Interdimensional Demon Day Laborer, Wed 8 Jun 2016, 16:38, , Reply)
This is a normal post I liked it too
but I read it right - PIG.
 (karnuvap, Wed 8 Jun 2016, 20:41, , Reply)
This is a normal post I read it right, I just didn't type it right :)
That's what happens when a RAID controller dies and ruins your day.
 (SpangoTheWonderBadger is brewing beer, Thu 9 Jun 2016, 9:13, , Reply)
This is a link post So the Dad of a rapist is getting headlines for being crass
The survivor of his son's assault wrote an incredible letter that deserves much more press.
 (I helped save b3ta! Sheriff John Bunnell https://twitter.com/thewonderfulgam, Tue 7 Jun 2016, 23:23, , Reply)
This is a normal post wow. Just been reading up on the case- hadn't come across it before.

(I helped save b3ta! da5id <YOUR SIG HERE>, Tue 7 Jun 2016, 23:51, , Reply)
This is a normal post If only ......
Nope. I'll leave it there
 (I helped save b3ta! TownsendsPublisher is all gravy baby, Wed 8 Jun 2016, 0:17, , Reply)
This is a normal post More victim impact statements in UK courts now!
Let's also have widespread plea bargaining, because that always keeps the innocent out of prison. No more trial by jury, trial by media, ideally social media, is the only true justice.




String 'em up mate - it's the only language they understand.
 (I helped save b3ta! Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Wed 8 Jun 2016, 0:40, , Reply)
This is a normal post a jury of your peers...
trials have always been done "by media"technically.
 (DefyingDarwin Old, untalented and white,, Wed 8 Jun 2016, 9:33, , Reply)
This is a normal post Why have you posted this sex story here?
Aren't there forums for people like you who get off on this stuff?
 (I helped save b3ta! Jeffrey44 (User was banned for this post), Wed 8 Jun 2016, 0:52, , Reply)
This is a normal post That's pretty devastating.
I've not seen the press around this story, only some comments about it on Facebook. It's a painful and pain-filled read, but well worth the time.
 (I helped save b3ta! wheresthefish Partly filled with wrong, Wed 8 Jun 2016, 8:13, , Reply)
This is a normal post We need less nobility and more of the noble in heart.
Made me think of this list of qualities of a gentleman. fiercegentleman.com/10-qualities-fierce-gentleman/
 (I helped save b3ta! BrokenCoccyx doesn't mind if you grope on, Wed 8 Jun 2016, 15:02, , Reply)
This is a link post Bo Burnham works his magic on Country music
It's similar to 'repeat stuff', but still full of good jokes.

And it's my b3taday, so whatevs losers.
(I helped save b3ta! HoratioFellatio Taking the the out of psychotherapist, Tue 7 Jun 2016, 21:55, , Reply)
This is a normal post
www.youtube.com/watch?v=-4hWxVhbIB4
 (I helped save b3ta! BrokenCoccyx doesn't mind if you grope on, Tue 7 Jun 2016, 22:59, , Reply)
This is a normal post Is this something to do with candles?
Candles for the righteous I do believe.
 (I helped save b3ta! PooPants, Wed 8 Jun 2016, 3:27, , Reply)
This is a normal post I saw that clip before
and thought it was good, so I watched his "special" on Netflix, that this is from.

This was the best moment by far. The rest was shite.

Just letting people know, like...
 (SnowyTheWereRabbit the Leporid from Hell, Wed 8 Jun 2016, 11:04, , Reply)
This is a link post Marion, Don't look at his beard I made this!

(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 7 Jun 2016, 21:48, , Reply)
This is a normal post I watched this video and now I don't have cancer
100% FACT!
 (I helped save b3ta! wheresthefish Partly filled with wrong, Tue 7 Jun 2016, 21:52, , Reply)
This is a normal post the power of Noel's box

(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 7 Jun 2016, 21:54, , Reply)
This is a normal post But you have been turned into a newt.

(I helped save b3ta! stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Tue 7 Jun 2016, 22:41, , Reply)
This is a normal post No Deal...

(I helped save b3ta! Jimmer still not dead at, Wed 8 Jun 2016, 2:56, , Reply)
This is a normal post There is a nightmare with this looping doing the rounds

(I helped save b3ta! PooPants, Wed 8 Jun 2016, 3:34, , Reply)
This is a normal post The amount of acting that went into
looking like you might open your eyes but don't, is pretty incredible.
 (I helped save b3ta! gaijintendo Regular Member, Wed 8 Jun 2016, 8:14, , Reply)
This is a normal post Slimer and Staypuff didn't seem to genderswap
also ゴーストバスターズ sounds awesome.
 (I helped save b3ta! gaijintendo Regular Member, Tue 7 Jun 2016, 21:13, , Reply)
This is a normal post
ゴーストバスターズ!
 (I helped save b3ta! omnitruncatedkraken from Empire Algol, Tue 7 Jun 2016, 21:15, , Reply)
This is a normal post Vigo with a burger up his arse

(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 7 Jun 2016, 22:34, , Reply)
This is a normal post Imaginary ghost molestation is okay i think

(I helped save b3ta! stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Tue 7 Jun 2016, 22:40, , Reply)
This is a normal post Gimbal!

(I helped save b3ta! gaijintendo Regular Member, Tue 7 Jun 2016, 23:55, , Reply)
This is a normal post GHOEUSTABUSTEHARUS!

(Huw Edwards #notalljews, Tue 7 Jun 2016, 21:16, , Reply)
This is a normal post Thank god for comedic laboured english
www.youtube.com/watch?v=kVVN9TXI1I0
 (I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 7 Jun 2016, 22:34, , Reply)
This is a normal post TUANSFOHMA TUANSFOHMA HEDDUMASUTA
www.youtube.com/watch?v=Kt1ewzK1ezU
 (I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 7 Jun 2016, 23:08, , Reply)
This is a normal post Let's Fighting Love (Protect My Balls)
www.youtube.com/watch?v=-VILgSsesD0
 (I helped save b3ta! presferatu, Wed 8 Jun 2016, 0:08, , Reply)
This is a normal post 13 minutes worth of Engrish:
www.youtube.com/watch?v=sbPWitSTe2k
 (I helped save b3ta! HoratioFellatio Taking the the out of psychotherapist, Wed 8 Jun 2016, 0:49, , Reply)
This is a normal post That's the best thing about it.
I'm actually crying with laughter.

Just keep pushing 8
 (I helped save b3ta! presferatu, Tue 7 Jun 2016, 22:42, , Reply)
This is a normal post Ah, so that's how you spell it.

(I helped save b3ta! Varmint, Tue 7 Jun 2016, 23:06, , Reply)
This is a normal post Maybe it's a weird marketing tactic where they put out a really shit trailer
so that everyone's pleasantly surprised?
 (I helped save b3ta! HoratioFellatio Taking the the out of psychotherapist, Tue 7 Jun 2016, 22:00, , Reply)
This is a normal post I can count on the fingers of no hands just how successful that tack has been in the past.

(I helped save b3ta! Varmint, Tue 7 Jun 2016, 23:29, , Reply)
This is a normal post I am so pleased that they have switched the genders of the protagonists in this remake. I might have felt like less of a human and not been able to relate to any of the characters if this was not so.
I do note, however, that the ratio of white protagonists to black protagonists has not changed. I would like to start a change. org petition to fire two of the white females and replace them with one Asian actor, preferably of Chinese origin and one Native American actor, preferably from the Standing Rock Sioux Tribe, and preferably transgender.

Thank you.
 (I helped save b3ta! BrokenCoccyx doesn't mind if you grope on, Tue 7 Jun 2016, 23:16, , Reply)
This is a normal post ^ upset

(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 7 Jun 2016, 23:28, , Reply)
This is a normal post No Inuits!?
FUCK YOU MAN!
 (I helped save b3ta! DinivanX Has stinging piss after drinking Pact Coffee, Wed 8 Jun 2016, 10:11, , Reply)
This is a normal post I did notice the race thing.
Also, perhaps slightly over-doing it, is the way they've made the receptionist a male character.

One wonders if the scene (usually cut on TV broadcasts) where Ray falls asleep and is sexually assaulted by a female ghost will be replicated in gender-swap to equal hilarity.
 (I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Wed 8 Jun 2016, 11:48, , Reply)
This is a normal post wasn't that just the
music video for ghostbusters by Rapey Parker Jnr
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fe93CLbHjxQ
 (DefyingDarwin Old, untalented and white,, Wed 8 Jun 2016, 13:31, , Reply)
This is a normal post Nope.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=HIZhBUXNwzw

Then again, there's always the somewhat lamer:
www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZSoIlS4LQiI
 (I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Wed 8 Jun 2016, 18:23, , Reply)
This is a normal post Why have they even made this?
Money, sure; but why remake a classic? Why not make Ghostbusters III instead?
 (I helped save b3ta! Chairman L'Mao Wasp Whisperer, Wed 8 Jun 2016, 13:39, , Reply)
This is a link post Really enjoyed that drive today thanks to THIS track. Ta Craig Charles! Now stop all those nasty sexual shenanigans.
Lexsoul Dancemachine - Beef Grinder (Official video).
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Tue 7 Jun 2016, 20:49, , Reply)
This is a normal post this is damn good
I have a job interview tomorrow. I think i'll listen to this on the way there!
 (I helped save b3ta! Turboesprit Volume knob, Tue 7 Jun 2016, 21:11, , Reply)
This is a normal post Make it so!
All the best of luck!! If you get the job why not consider celebrating with another message on the main board?! Make it two in 13 years!!
 (I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Tue 7 Jun 2016, 22:17, , Reply)
This is a normal post Thanks Jabberwoc!
I don't know what you mean though - 2 in 13 years time, or 2 in the last 13 years as i have been a member for 13 years or 2 jobs in 13 years or fuck am i overthinking this?
 (I helped save b3ta! Turboesprit Volume knob, Wed 8 Jun 2016, 15:26, , Reply)
This is a normal post oh i realise now - the main board. lol. yeah maybe

(I helped save b3ta! Turboesprit Volume knob, Wed 8 Jun 2016, 16:17, , Reply)
This is a normal post Damn you!
This nearly blew my speakers apart! Still, I struggle to name a track funkier or fresher..

Cheers for sharing!
 (I helped save b3ta! Quiver Search for FATALISTS on Spotify, Amazon, Apple, &c, Tue 7 Jun 2016, 21:14, , Reply)
This is a normal post Thank the scouser!!

(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Tue 7 Jun 2016, 22:19, , Reply)
This is a normal post That's jolly nice

(tomma turn around an bite you every time, Tue 7 Jun 2016, 23:23, , Reply)
This is a link post Frikkin' Japanese!

(I helped save b3ta! BrokenCoccyx doesn't mind if you grope on, Tue 7 Jun 2016, 19:33, , Reply)
This is a normal post it was dead good watching that

(I helped save b3ta! Turboesprit Volume knob, Tue 7 Jun 2016, 20:03, , Reply)
This is a normal post Subarashi!!!!!!

(I helped save b3ta! fred zeppelin II: Electric Boogaloo, Tue 7 Jun 2016, 20:06, , Reply)
This is a normal post Had a certain ring to it

(I helped save b3ta! fluffybunnykiller Is feasting on the clitoris of life, Tue 7 Jun 2016, 20:09, , Reply)
This is a normal post It's always about the ring with you, isn't it, Mr. Rimmer?

(I helped save b3ta! BrokenCoccyx doesn't mind if you grope on, Tue 7 Jun 2016, 20:21, , Reply)
This is a normal post I know this song o.O

(I helped save b3ta! omnitruncatedkraken from Empire Algol, Tue 7 Jun 2016, 20:45, , Reply)
This is a normal post video is no longer available due to a copyright claim by Gaora Sports Channel

(macroscian (1 like), Wed 8 Jun 2016, 9:03, , Reply)
This is a normal post Arigatou Gozaimasu
Senpai
 (_(_(_(_(_(_(_(_(_ =o.o=, Thu 9 Jun 2016, 20:38, , Reply)
This is a link post Funny name chemistry
See the nomenclature section.

GC? It's been 6 years since its last post.
 (I helped save b3ta! Invisible Wizard - 10th Level Nerf-herder, Tue 7 Jun 2016, 19:11, , Reply)
This is a normal post as someone who works with arsenic compounds....I still find this funny after all my years
also check out copper nanotubes, or CuNTs
 (I helped save b3ta! Marxist Pig Better Red Than Smeg, Tue 7 Jun 2016, 19:19, , Reply)
This is a normal post I used to make up compounds
so they'd have rude formulae, then see whether they could actually be synthesised.

Never worked.
 (I helped save b3ta! Invisible Wizard - 10th Level Nerf-herder, Tue 7 Jun 2016, 19:49, , Reply)
This is a normal post Well you ain't much of a mmad scientist then

(I helped save b3ta! fluffybunnykiller Is feasting on the clitoris of life, Tue 7 Jun 2016, 20:11, , Reply)
This is a normal post Fluorouraniummethylpotassium Oxy-difluoride

(I helped save b3ta! Invisible Wizard - 10th Level Nerf-herder, Tue 7 Jun 2016, 20:15, , Reply)
This is a normal post How about cumming tonite?
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cummingtonite
 (I helped save b3ta! da5id <YOUR SIG HERE>, Tue 7 Jun 2016, 21:01, , Reply)
This is a normal post I've thought it is similar to bentonite, but not at all. Not at all!

(I helped save b3ta! omnitruncatedkraken from Empire Algol, Tue 7 Jun 2016, 21:14, , Reply)
This is a normal post Ca4Si2O6(CO3)(OH,F)

(Dr_Goats Stop staring at me, Wed 8 Jun 2016, 8:24, , Reply)
This is a normal post ha!

(I helped save b3ta! omnitruncatedkraken from Empire Algol, Wed 8 Jun 2016, 12:14, , Reply)
This is a link post Apollo: The Alignment Optical Telescope
New engineer thing by engineer man
(hieronymus bosch pcmechanic 4ver in ar harts, goodnite sweet angle, Tue 7 Jun 2016, 18:23, , Reply)
This is a normal post I'm no scientist, lord knows..
But I love stuff like this, really well done!
 (I helped save b3ta! Quiver Search for FATALISTS on Spotify, Amazon, Apple, &c, Tue 7 Jun 2016, 18:53, , Reply)
This is a normal post
Something something Stanley Kubrick...something...Illuminati
 (I helped save b3ta! fred zeppelin II: Electric Boogaloo, Tue 7 Jun 2016, 20:08, , Reply)
This is a normal post He is wearing makeup.

(I helped save b3ta! Varmint, Tue 7 Jun 2016, 23:11, , Reply)
This is a normal post and has an accent

(I helped save b3ta! PooPants, Wed 8 Jun 2016, 4:29, , Reply)
This is a link post Carter U.S.M. - Anytime, Anyplace, Anywhere
No reason whatsoever just reminds me of being 21 again :)
(I helped save b3ta! Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Tue 7 Jun 2016, 17:55, , Reply)
This is a normal post Amazing lyricist
And yeah - takes me back!
 (I helped save b3ta! HoratioFellatio Taking the the out of psychotherapist, Tue 7 Jun 2016, 18:59, , Reply)
This is a normal post Jimbob is a pretty good author as well
Nice stories, well told
 (LetsGetDownToIt, Wed 8 Jun 2016, 8:16, , Reply)
This is a normal post Sheriff Fatman FTW

(I helped save b3ta! Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Tue 7 Jun 2016, 20:07, , Reply)
This is a normal post Nah
Do Re Mi So Far So Good and the best version of The Impossible Dream ever recorded.
 (I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Wed 8 Jun 2016, 11:52, , Reply)
This is a normal post Takes me back
to last Sunday afternoon when I had to drive through Tulse Hill and Peckham.
 (I helped save b3ta! fred zeppelin II: Electric Boogaloo, Tue 7 Jun 2016, 20:12, , Reply)
This is a normal post \o/

(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 7 Jun 2016, 21:00, , Reply)
This is a normal post
Genius
 (I helped save b3ta! Bootsthealchemist is barred from the Masterchef Facebook page, Tue 7 Jun 2016, 21:42, , Reply)
This is a link post Run Trump Run !

(I helped save b3ta! buffet_the_appetite_slayer ٩(●̮̃•)۶ jacked in to the ICE on, Tue 7 Jun 2016, 17:29, , Reply)
This is a link post Fish can recognise human faces
human faeces too, probably
 (I helped save b3ta! Mudface The web isn't callipygian, Tue 7 Jun 2016, 17:08, , Reply)
This is a normal post This explains the rest of the jaws films

(I helped save b3ta! fluffybunnykiller Is feasting on the clitoris of life, Tue 7 Jun 2016, 19:15, , Reply)
This is a normal post Sorry, but Fish is dead.

(I helped save b3ta! BrokenCoccyx doesn't mind if you grope on, Tue 7 Jun 2016, 19:26, , Reply)
This is a normal post
Man plays with $70,000 steadicam at LA Film Convention
 (I helped save b3ta! buffet_the_appetite_slayer ٩(●̮̃•)۶ jacked in to the ICE on, Tue 7 Jun 2016, 15:56, , Reply)
This is a normal post harsh

(I helped save b3ta! omnitruncatedkraken from Empire Algol, Tue 7 Jun 2016, 16:20, , Reply)
This is a normal post In honor of Prince's birthday, I shall rename it "The Steadicam formerly valued at $70,000"

(I helped save b3ta! BrokenCoccyx doesn't mind if you grope on, Tue 7 Jun 2016, 16:57, , Reply)
This is a normal post
Man plays with $70,000 steadicam at LA Film Convention
 (I helped save b3ta! George Blank my 2nd last sig was funny, Tue 7 Jun 2016, 17:03, , Reply)
This is a normal post
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 (I helped save b3ta! gaijintendo Regular Member, Tue 7 Jun 2016, 18:53, , Reply)
This is a normal post I'm no expert.
But I'm pretty sure that the gimbal most likely cost more than £70,000 alone. Cinecams are utterly stupid money.
 (Huw Edwards #notalljews, Tue 7 Jun 2016, 17:44, , Reply)
This is a normal post I have been saying gimbal out loud for a while
I think I want to call my dog, if I ever get one, "Gimbal".
I may call every dog I see "Gimbal".

Gimbal!!!

GIMBAAAAAAL!
 (I helped save b3ta! gaijintendo Regular Member, Tue 7 Jun 2016, 22:20, , Reply)
This is a normal post HAHAHAHAHAHA

(I helped save b3ta! Fadgebadger (1 like), Tue 7 Jun 2016, 17:59, , Reply)
This is a normal post Seems like a bit of a design flaw.

(I helped save b3ta! wheresthefish Partly filled with wrong, Tue 7 Jun 2016, 18:56, , Reply)
This is a normal post The front fell ofg

(I helped save b3ta! fluffybunnykiller Is feasting on the clitoris of life, Tue 7 Jun 2016, 19:17, , Reply)
This is a normal post Arf!

(I helped save b3ta! BrokenCoccyx doesn't mind if you grope on, Tue 7 Jun 2016, 19:21, , Reply)
This is a normal post Replies to win!

(I helped save b3ta! da5id <YOUR SIG HERE>, Tue 7 Jun 2016, 20:18, , Reply)
This is a normal post This exact thing happened to me only yesterday.

(I helped save b3ta! Jeffrey44 (User was banned for this post), Tue 7 Jun 2016, 19:37, , Reply)
This is a normal post Sorry for your arm.

(I helped save b3ta! omnitruncatedkraken from Empire Algol, Tue 7 Jun 2016, 21:44, , Reply)
This is a normal post "This video contains lame content from Sony Music Corporation. It is not permitted in the Land of the Free, nor the Home of the Brave."

(I helped save b3ta! BrokenCoccyx doesn't mind if you grope on, Tue 7 Jun 2016, 14:56, , Reply)
This is a normal post nor in Germany

(I helped save b3ta! Woodkovsky ☹️➝🚻➝🚽➝😣➝💩➝🧻➝😁, Tue 7 Jun 2016, 15:08, , Reply)
This is a link post Stewart Lee on James Corden and Graham Norton
on BAFTA and stuff

"It's like a dog listening to classical music"
(I helped save b3ta! colmcq2, Tue 7 Jun 2016, 13:29, , Reply)
This is a normal post So Graham Norton is shit because it's just someone talking to a celebrity
But spending ten minutes labouring that point is the height of intellectual comedy?

He can very occasionally be funny, but he's just a smug unfunny cunt the rest of the time.

There. I said it.
 (I helped save b3ta! HoratioFellatio Taking the the out of psychotherapist, Tue 7 Jun 2016, 14:21, , Reply)
This is a normal post I like him, but that's not necessarily the same thing as finding him funny
but here I just think he's impersonating someone who doesn't think the Graham Norton show is Bafta worthy and I think he's very good at it (just as Graham is good at what he does)
 (I helped save b3ta! custard, Tue 7 Jun 2016, 14:47, , Reply)
This is a normal post I prefer Graham Norton to any US hosts and their smug, non-interviewing.

(I helped save b3ta! BrokenCoccyx doesn't mind if you grope on, Tue 7 Jun 2016, 14:57, , Reply)
This is a normal post He hates Graham Norton because Norton doesn't talk about STEWART LEE
Who is our saviour and fount of wisdom and OOH there's a camera, let me play to it!
 (I helped save b3ta! simbosan liked your link on, Tue 7 Jun 2016, 14:59, , Reply)
This is a normal post You think he's being completely sincere do you?
The joke isn't about graham norton, it's about an entitled fat middle aged man being a twat. He's playing a character. Comedy characters tend not to be well rounded likable people because those sorts of people aren't very funny. Do you watch peep show and think "That jeremy must be a nightmare to live with. Why do people watch this tripe?"
 (hieronymus bosch pcmechanic 4ver in ar harts, goodnite sweet angle, Tue 7 Jun 2016, 15:03, , Reply)
This is a normal post ^this
most of Stewart's act consists of brilliant impersonations of bitterness
 (I helped save b3ta! custard, Tue 7 Jun 2016, 15:12, , Reply)
This is a normal post Jokes that need this much explanation typically aren't that funny.
Unless the purpose is to prove how the audience isn't as learned/hip/cool/informed as he is.

zzzzzzzzzzz
 (I helped save b3ta! BrokenCoccyx doesn't mind if you grope on, Tue 7 Jun 2016, 15:42, , Reply)
This is a normal post it doesnt need explanation unless you dont get it in which case it's not aimed at you
If you did get it, it wouldnt be as funny
 (benito vaselini no not that one, Tue 7 Jun 2016, 15:46, , Reply)
This is a normal post
Also does not work on merkins. There are no fart and or dick jokes in it. "Like a dog listening to classical music"
 (Oswald Mosley (((triggering))) right wing cunts on, Tue 7 Jun 2016, 16:02, , Reply)
This is a normal post Again, I reject your xenophobia, Mr. Trump

(I helped save b3ta! BrokenCoccyx doesn't mind if you grope on, Tue 7 Jun 2016, 17:00, , Reply)
This is a normal post Yes that and saying everything over and over hoping it will become funny
and saying everything over and over hoping it will become funny

and saying everything over and over hoping it will become funny

and saying everything over and over hoping it will become funny
 (L E T S G O "Stop buying into and spreading this shit", Tue 7 Jun 2016, 16:33, , Reply)
This is a normal post So he's playing a sit-com character as a standup act?
At least Jeremy does funny things and says funny stuff.

I completely agree that comedy characters can (and possibly even should) have their flaws, but counter to that, they have some sort of charm or redeeming quality.

I could imagine having an amusing conversation with Jeremy in a pub. It might be awkward, it might make me feel uncomfortable, but it would be interesting and at least in hindsight, amusing.

I could also imagine being at a boring middle class dinner party and getting stuck next to Lee's 'character' and having to drink as much wine as possible until it was polite to suggest that I had to go home to let the dog out for a piss.
 (I helped save b3ta! HoratioFellatio Taking the the out of psychotherapist, Tue 7 Jun 2016, 17:01, , Reply)
This is a normal post Well let's hope you don't get invited to any dinner parties with Stewart Lee then

(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Tue 7 Jun 2016, 17:18, , Reply)
This is a normal post ^this guy doesn't get it

(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Tue 7 Jun 2016, 15:04, , Reply)
This is a normal post candles!

(I helped save b3ta! Woodkovsky ☹️➝🚻➝🚽➝😣➝💩➝🧻➝😁, Tue 7 Jun 2016, 15:07, , Reply)
This is a normal post well
This is embarrassing.
 (I helped save b3ta! Tab Hunter Make this useless process end and so, begin again, Tue 7 Jun 2016, 16:37, , Reply)
This is a normal post I'd love to have a few beers with Stewart Lee, putting the world to rights etc
but he would probably hate it the miserable sod
 (I helped save b3ta! Turboesprit Volume knob, Tue 7 Jun 2016, 14:26, , Reply)
This is a normal post 9:48 of Jack Dee in a wig
I skipped about it a bit, but he could have been moaning about Wogan or Parky.

Unlike his audience, I managed to contain my constant laughing by not finding anything he said remotely amusing.
 (CADmonkey rollllllllled another one, just like the other one, Tue 7 Jun 2016, 16:36, , Reply)
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 (I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Tue 7 Jun 2016, 17:19, , Reply)
This is a normal post *cries*

(CADmonkey rollllllllled another one, just like the other one, Tue 7 Jun 2016, 17:44, , Reply)
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b3ta.com/links/1386047
 (I helped save b3ta! BrokenCoccyx doesn't mind if you grope on, Tue 7 Jun 2016, 20:14, , Reply)
This is a link post I guess it's a form of meditation...
Recently, I've started watching a lot of 'maker' channels on youtube. I find it really quite relaxing, and it gives me ideas for how to spend my retirement (still a good 30 years away, alas).

Anyway, this dude has the most amazing voice, and a nice selection of soft jazz playing in the background.

His attention to detail is insane.

Channel here: www.youtube.com/channel/UCrdcVbQE5fUvTKxMbhnN_KQ
(I helped save b3ta! HoratioFellatio Taking the the out of psychotherapist, Tue 7 Jun 2016, 13:04, , Reply)
This is a normal post Ooh! Candles!

(I helped save b3ta! HoratioFellatio Taking the the out of psychotherapist, Tue 7 Jun 2016, 13:07, , Reply)
This is a normal post In other news
I just successfully softened a pat of butter to make it spreadable, using a microwave. It didn't just instantaneously turn into liquid like usual.

Where do I collect my rosette?
 (I helped save b3ta! HoratioFellatio Taking the the out of psychotherapist, Tue 7 Jun 2016, 14:02, , Reply)
This is a normal post CANDLEEEESSS!

(I helped save b3ta! DinivanX Has stinging piss after drinking Pact Coffee, Tue 7 Jun 2016, 13:15, , Reply)
This is a normal post apparently he's a dentist
Congratulations on a decade of decadent candles
 (I helped save b3ta! Mudface The web isn't callipygian, Tue 7 Jun 2016, 13:17, , Reply)
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That would explain his other videos where he uses a lot of dental acrylics etc...

Also - 10 years! feels like longer (it probably is actually - I used to browse links for years before I finally made an account to post something).
 (I helped save b3ta! HoratioFellatio Taking the the out of psychotherapist, Tue 7 Jun 2016, 13:19, , Reply)
This is a normal post Ive been getting into these "making stuff" videos recently too
They are nice. Happy b3rthday!
 (I helped save b3ta! Turboesprit Volume knob, Tue 7 Jun 2016, 13:21, , Reply)
This is a normal post They're seriously addictive.
Convinced myself that I need to build a radio controlled boat a while back...

Maybe one day.
 (I helped save b3ta! HoratioFellatio Taking the the out of psychotherapist, Tue 7 Jun 2016, 13:36, , Reply)
This is a normal post or a pop pop boat!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0ki9Kta8g14
 (I helped save b3ta! Turboesprit Volume knob, Tue 7 Jun 2016, 14:01, , Reply)
This is a normal post Seems like a reasonable place to start

(I helped save b3ta! HoratioFellatio Taking the the out of psychotherapist, Tue 7 Jun 2016, 14:14, , Reply)
This is a normal post Loved the advertising in it!!!
That is interesting (I'm starting to get in to modelling myself at the moment) and so god damn smooooooooth.

Advert around the 5:10 mark for tl:dw
 (I helped save b3ta! Jimbuktu See? Right here, Tue 7 Jun 2016, 13:30, , Reply)
This is a normal post The floor wax thing..?
It's a popular method for making canopies clearer - quite a funny subversion of a popular modelling trope. I used to use it until I could no longer find it for sale.
 (Monsieur Allotrope is taking Tiger Mountain from behind, Wed 8 Jun 2016, 11:15, , Reply)
This is a normal post Happy Candlemas!

(I helped save b3ta! simbosan liked your link on, Tue 7 Jun 2016, 15:00, , Reply)
This is a normal post Candley Dandley!
Good video too, quite compelling in a way.
 (I helped save b3ta! fred zeppelin II: Electric Boogaloo, Tue 7 Jun 2016, 17:43, , Reply)
This is a normal post repulsive!
So you say you will spend retirement "polishing your canopy"?
 (I helped save b3ta! omnitruncatedkraken from Empire Algol, Tue 7 Jun 2016, 19:12, , Reply)
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He has the same tone of voice as Norm from the new Yankee workshop TV series,Can easily lull you to sleep,whilst wishing you had the same level of skill and patience .
 (I helped save b3ta! bane, Wed 8 Jun 2016, 10:00, , Reply)
This is a normal post You'll want to give this chap's channel a look.
Headquake RC

Mot as insanely detailed, but sublimely satisfying builds.
 (Ladyfingers is in your wardrobe,, Thu 9 Jun 2016, 16:58, , Reply)
This is a link post D Day photos, then and now
Not an original idea, but nicely done.
 (robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Tue 7 Jun 2016, 11:43, , Reply)
This is a normal post Likes

(I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Tue 7 Jun 2016, 11:46, , Reply)
This is a normal post very good
does an excellent job of showing how recent it all is
The dead body/family photo shot is pretty unsettling too
 (I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 7 Jun 2016, 11:56, , Reply)
This is a normal post Should I NSFW it?
I didnt think it needed it.
 (robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Tue 7 Jun 2016, 12:06, , Reply)
This is a normal post no, didn't mean it like that
it's the family photo that I found disturbing, the empty space where the body lay seems all the more empty if you catch my drift. Maybe its haunted
 (I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 7 Jun 2016, 12:07, , Reply)
This is a normal post or magnets

(robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Tue 7 Jun 2016, 12:12, , Reply)
This is a normal post or Maybelline

(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 7 Jun 2016, 12:39, , Reply)
This is a normal post Maybe he's Braun with it

(robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Tue 7 Jun 2016, 12:48, , Reply)
This is a normal post Your going to keep churning that out for Eva

(I helped save b3ta! fluffybunnykiller Is feasting on the clitoris of life, Tue 7 Jun 2016, 16:58, , Reply)
This is a normal post loads of old airfields around here in corby
www.content-delivery.co.uk/aviation/airfields/regional/Northamptonshire.html
To many to list indevidualy but you are never far from history around here
 (I helped save b3ta! fluffybunnykiller Is feasting on the clitoris of life, Tue 7 Jun 2016, 17:31, , Reply)
This is a link post We bare bears
Being the good parent that I am, from time to time I keep an eye on what my boy watches, turns out some of it is quite funny, like this.
(I helped save b3ta! Ya What Skiddlyboop, Tue 7 Jun 2016, 10:55, , Reply)
This is a normal post WHAT HAPPNED NEXT!1? I MUST NOW.

(I helped save b3ta! omnitruncatedkraken from Empire Algol, Tue 7 Jun 2016, 11:00, , Reply)
This is a normal post if ya watch it on youtube it links to the next part

(I helped save b3ta! Ya What Skiddlyboop, Tue 7 Jun 2016, 11:05, , Reply)
This is a normal post aww yes

(I helped save b3ta! omnitruncatedkraken from Empire Algol, Tue 7 Jun 2016, 11:10, , Reply)

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