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This is a link post Elvis left a stain
Also, spot the dildo.
(, Thu 12 Jan 2017, 20:56, , Reply)
This is a link post Australian history in a nutshell.
For Oz' lamb marketing board's annual Australia Day promotion. Surprisingly inclusive.
(, Thu 12 Jan 2017, 20:10, , Reply)
This is a normal post The reality
All involved utter scum.

www.theguardian.com/australia-news/2016/dec/28/sydney-coggee-beach-devastated-backpacker-christmas-party
(, Thu 12 Jan 2017, 21:13, , Reply)
This is a normal post 'A few' my arse
15 tonnes divided by 10 000 is 1.5 kilos per person average. The council should be more damning in its response. It's not a few people that leave that much shit on the ground. It's most of the fuckers.
(, Fri 13 Jan 2017, 17:39, , Reply)
This is a link post Road building in the Outback
Ronseal on the barbie!

Edit: this is really quite relaxing.
(, Thu 12 Jan 2017, 19:56, , Reply)
This is a link post One year ago....
A simple misunderstanding over the name "David".

I missed this till now and had no idea on the scale of it...
(, Thu 12 Jan 2017, 19:23, , Reply)
This is a normal post Wow, she seems like a real gem.
jezebel.com/tiffany-pollard-stops-selling-david-is-dead-t-shirts-af-1770530172
(, Thu 12 Jan 2017, 19:37, , Reply)
This is a normal post Wow!

(, Thu 12 Jan 2017, 19:49, , Reply)
This is a normal post What absoloute shit is this show?
It's dreadful.
(, Thu 12 Jan 2017, 22:46, , Reply)
This is a link post Hollywood continues it's trend of avoiding anything new and remaking the past
Trailer for CHiPs

Here is the original TV opening.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=D5-bD372v5s
(, Thu 12 Jan 2017, 19:00, , Reply)
This is a normal post So CHiPs was a comedy back in the 80s.

(, Thu 12 Jan 2017, 21:45, , Reply)
This is a normal post It's was
I loved it. I actually clicked on coxxys bonus link. Just for the theme tune.
(, Fri 13 Jan 2017, 3:03, , Reply)
This is a normal post It kind of was
And agreed, the theme song is one of the greatest ever
(, Fri 13 Jan 2017, 13:33, , Reply)
This is a normal post
Nah. You're thinking of The Littlest Hobo.
(, Fri 13 Jan 2017, 17:39, , Reply)
This is a normal post Video doesn't match linky
you trying to confuse me?

Edit: Wow okay dunno what happened there, refreshed the page and the videos have moved about. My head doesn't need this right now...
(, Fri 13 Jan 2017, 8:42, , Reply)
This is a normal post It is like that with Firefox for the last... 8 years?

(, Fri 13 Jan 2017, 14:42, , Reply)
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Isn't it great when you watch the trailer and it consists of all the best bits of the film and you don't actually have to go and see the film cos you've already seen the best bits
(, Fri 13 Jan 2017, 16:56, , Reply)
This is a normal post I would happily watch this sort of shite before watching ANY Star Wars shite.

(, Fri 13 Jan 2017, 17:42, , Reply)
This is a link post That's no...
Oh, it is.
(, Thu 12 Jan 2017, 18:50, , Reply)
This is a normal post Fire when ready!

(, Thu 12 Jan 2017, 19:08, , Reply)
This is a link post 8-Bit Rick and Morty!

(, Thu 12 Jan 2017, 16:21, , Reply)
This is a normal post I've told this lot before but they don't listen
That's not 8-bit. That's quite clearly 16 bit. look at the pallete depth and resolution. You can quite clearly see the art style they call 8-bit is 16-bit.

Here is the evolution of the mario sprite to prove my point: 8-bit original, 8-bit final, 16-bit final.


(, Thu 12 Jan 2017, 16:37, , Reply)
This is a normal post I hate myself for agreeing so emphatically with this, but:

(, Thu 12 Jan 2017, 16:44, , Reply)
This is a normal post And even then you could argue that the Mario Bros. 3 sprite isn't truly 8 bit
As they had additional hardware on the cartridge to push the NES beyond what it was capable of doing (see also the SuperFX chip built into the SNES Starwing / Starfox cartridge to process polygons).

Oh yeah, pretty good vid as well I guess...
(, Thu 12 Jan 2017, 17:04, , Reply)
This is a normal post And Stunt Race FX...
that takes me back.
(, Thu 12 Jan 2017, 17:13, , Reply)
This is a normal post Yep, those crafty Argonaut boys making a chip to fill polygons on the SNES
in the same way the MegaDrive could do natively, and the ST and Amiga was doing five years earlier.

I guess with Stunt Race FX they just wanted to bring the shitty frame rate techniques they developed in Starglider II to the masses.
(, Thu 12 Jan 2017, 18:45, , Reply)
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I had both systems, but why did virtua racing on the MD need the extra stuff?
(, Thu 12 Jan 2017, 20:45, , Reply)
This is a normal post Hell of a lot more polygons.
It's the landscape and wheels on the cars that eat them up. Count the polygons in something zippy like No Second Prize on the ST compared to Virtua Racing.

Set things in space with some triangular ships, or flying over flat ground, or a single-colour roadway and your poly count is way lower. F-117 on the MegaDrive is roughly the same as something on the ST/Amiga. They all had Motorola 68000 CPUs.

There is a YouTube demo around of a stock MegaDrive/Genesis doing a near-perfect copy of StarWing/StarFox all on its own.

The SNES's CPU was a shitty little Ricoh 5A22 which does have 16-bit operations, but only an 8-bit data transfer bus - this despite the rest of the machine having advanced sprites and scrolling hardware. But none of that's able to do the maths and graphics manipulation required for filling shapes.

The MegaDrive had to simulate a hi-res screen by laying out scenery tiles on a map, just like a level of Sonic the Hedgehog (although without the scrolling), then re-drawing those tiles live, treating each one as a little window of the overall screen.

Now the SNES couldn't do that fast enough on its own. What the FX chip did was store its own hi-res bitmap screen, draw polygons on it one-by-one, then very quickly dump the finished screen in little pieces into the SNES's screen tiles memory, so the SNES could then display those tiles as a finished screen.
(, Fri 13 Jan 2017, 12:45, , Reply)
This is a normal post I genuinely had a wobble when writing that
wondering if it was 16 bit. I'm not nerdy in that way so don't know.

But then I thought "What pedant am I worried about offending here?" and left it.

I'm terribly sorry. I was wrong.
(, Thu 12 Jan 2017, 18:44, , Reply)
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You're forgiven. Now take your trousers off.
(, Fri 13 Jan 2017, 10:29, , Reply)
This is a normal post It could be pointed out that so long as you don't have more than 256 colours in your palette
Then your graphics could still be considered 8-bit.

So there...
(, Thu 12 Jan 2017, 18:47, , Reply)
This is a normal post I was expecting this Morty

(, Thu 12 Jan 2017, 21:07, , Reply)
This is a link post New Dan Bull song is a thing I made this!
I collaberated with the hugely talented Dan Bull again. He mimed to an amusing song in front of some green curtains in his garage, and I turned it into this thing. Enjoy.
(, Thu 12 Jan 2017, 16:14, , Reply)
This is a normal post He looks like someone I know on facebook
Works in a charity shop in that London
(, Thu 12 Jan 2017, 17:11, , Reply)
This is a normal post I bet he's a right cunt.

(, Thu 12 Jan 2017, 19:46, , Reply)
This is a normal post Seems it
It's why I've never agreed to meet
(, Thu 12 Jan 2017, 20:44, , Reply)
This is a link post Sassy Trump: "Don't be rude!"
All trump's very presidential words
(, Thu 12 Jan 2017, 16:11, , Reply)
This is a normal post My 3 year old Neice when asked who Trump is proudly responds
"I have all the best words!"
(, Thu 12 Jan 2017, 16:28, , Reply)
This is a normal post hahahaah
That reporter looks like he's chopping wood.
(, Thu 12 Jan 2017, 16:53, , Reply)
This is a normal post More like he's stroking wood.

(, Thu 12 Jan 2017, 17:27, , Reply)
This is a normal post He speaks like a 5 year old.
He said that the ISIS situation was the 'Big Tricky' for America...
He's an embarrassment to Homo Sapiens as a species.
(, Fri 13 Jan 2017, 9:18, , Reply)
This is a normal post probably why no-one wants to talk to us
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Zoo_hypothesis
(, Fri 13 Jan 2017, 10:16, , Reply)
This is a link post if you're not familiar with David O'Reilly
you're in for a treat

his work is pure gold (I think I've posted 'Say Something Please' before, which is utter genius)

retro looking and simple on the outside, dark & deep on the inside
(, Thu 12 Jan 2017, 14:23, , Reply)
This is a normal post You reckon?

(, Fri 13 Jan 2017, 10:42, , Reply)
This is a normal post Not heard of this guy before
but yeah, fucking quality. Nice one.
(, Fri 13 Jan 2017, 22:40, , Reply)
This is a link post Trump it up I made this!

(, Thu 12 Jan 2017, 12:20, , Reply)
This is a normal post he really is a shit

(, Thu 12 Jan 2017, 12:55, , Reply)
This is a normal post Are we living in Nazi Germany?
Well no, but I see how you might think that, what with a racist demagogue sweeping to power after blaming all problems on a specific minority.
(, Thu 12 Jan 2017, 13:10, , Reply)
This is a normal post ^this

(, Thu 12 Jan 2017, 13:40, , Reply)
This is a normal post Is the minority you're talking about the democrat party?

(, Thu 12 Jan 2017, 15:02, , Reply)
This is a normal post I wonder at what point you'll realise how ludicrous and dangerous this situation is

(, Thu 12 Jan 2017, 15:47, , Reply)
This is a normal post Why don't you give me a synopsis of the danger you envisage.
I keep hearing "Hitler", "fascist", "Stalin", "nuclear war" and "end of the world". If anything, Trump more approaches Berlusconi as an analogy.
(, Thu 12 Jan 2017, 16:48, , Reply)
This is a normal post probably better to compare him with unstable, vindictive people in your own life imo

(, Thu 12 Jan 2017, 17:24, , Reply)
This is a normal post
bit.ly/2jAvzyv
(, Thu 12 Jan 2017, 17:27, , Reply)
This is a normal post Trump is nearly as bad as my gran.

(, Thu 12 Jan 2017, 17:31, , Reply)
This is a normal post Dude.... it wasn't me Godwinning this discussion... it was the Donald.

(, Thu 12 Jan 2017, 20:52, , Reply)
This is a normal post HAHAHA!
*click*
(, Thu 12 Jan 2017, 14:46, , Reply)
This is a normal post ^ This

(, Thu 12 Jan 2017, 15:09, , Reply)
This is a normal post Yay!
Massive clickage.
(, Thu 12 Jan 2017, 17:51, , Reply)
This is a normal post Fuck yeah!

(, Thu 12 Jan 2017, 19:23, , Reply)
This is a normal post That's my fave thing today!

(, Thu 12 Jan 2017, 23:47, , Reply)
This is a link post I'm not sure what it is, but it seems I have posted it on my faceburger two years ago
I thought I'd picked it up from /links, but GC says no
(, Thu 12 Jan 2017, 10:19, , Reply)
This is a normal post it was around here too.
I wonder what Fiat Chrysler Automobiles thinks of it.
(, Thu 12 Jan 2017, 11:01, , Reply)
This is a normal post it's good cause you can nearly see their knickers
and low grade gangsters
(, Thu 12 Jan 2017, 11:22, , Reply)
This is a normal post Has the girl in pink been peppersprayed?

(, Thu 12 Jan 2017, 11:45, , Reply)
This is a normal post It rebounded off Dom's face

(, Thu 12 Jan 2017, 12:40, , Reply)
This is a normal post The root cause of Brexit

(, Thu 12 Jan 2017, 11:56, , Reply)
This is a normal post Brexit is the cause of their roots

(, Thu 12 Jan 2017, 16:28, , Reply)
This is a normal post I've just watched a bunch of Sandu Ciorba videos, and they all follow the same template,
although this one does have something for the ladies as well...
(, Thu 12 Jan 2017, 16:40, , Reply)
This is a normal post I raise you this
www.youtube.com/watch?v=glOjlpMIsEI
(, Thu 12 Jan 2017, 22:49, , Reply)
This is a normal post The sims is pretty realistic these days huh

(, Thu 12 Jan 2017, 17:06, , Reply)
This is a normal post Hard Brexit, now.

(, Thu 12 Jan 2017, 17:30, , Reply)
This is a normal post Strewth
Shane Richie's let himself go!
(, Fri 13 Jan 2017, 9:49, , Reply)
This is a link post winter is coming
so here's what not to do on the snowy roads
(, Thu 12 Jan 2017, 10:10, , Reply)
This is a normal post Some nasty crashes there

(, Thu 12 Jan 2017, 10:21, , Reply)
This is a normal post But not the fake clickbait preview image.

(, Thu 12 Jan 2017, 15:54, , Reply)
This is a normal post The tank at 2:24 was quite apt

(, Thu 12 Jan 2017, 12:59, , Reply)
This is a normal post Shit shit shit shit SHIT!
Ooh look, a tank!
(, Thu 12 Jan 2017, 15:46, , Reply)
This is a normal post 0:25 I choose you Russian Pikachu!

(, Thu 12 Jan 2017, 14:55, , Reply)
This is a normal post There were 146 crashes in my city two days ago after 2 inches of snow.
Idjits!
(, Thu 12 Jan 2017, 16:55, , Reply)
This is a normal post Preview image is not in the video. Again.
I reckon at least half of those accidents would have happened exactly the same in July.
(, Thu 12 Jan 2017, 17:05, , Reply)
This is a normal post Thanks, you saved me bothering to watch it.

(, Thu 12 Jan 2017, 20:50, , Reply)
This is a normal post 2:38 - manages to hit the only bus shelter on a straight road in the middle of nowhere

(, Fri 13 Jan 2017, 0:10, , Reply)
This is a normal post Fucking Roxette XD

(, Fri 13 Jan 2017, 0:47, , Reply)
This is a link post Best guys in town!
Oh never mind.
(, Thu 12 Jan 2017, 9:43, , Reply)
This is a normal post hahaha!

(, Thu 12 Jan 2017, 10:43, , Reply)
This is a normal post ah booze

(, Thu 12 Jan 2017, 11:23, , Reply)
This is a normal post
wtf?
(, Thu 12 Jan 2017, 15:50, , Reply)
This is a normal post From the thumbnail
I was sure that was Joe Wilkinson doing a character.
(, Thu 12 Jan 2017, 21:49, , Reply)
This is a normal post Richard thank you, that's very kind of you to say that.
No reason other than I just wanted to get this on autocomplete.
(, Fri 13 Jan 2017, 0:45, , Reply)
This is a link post and to think i was terrified in the 80's
still a tune that holds true. my brain is hanging upside down.
(, Thu 12 Jan 2017, 2:13, , Reply)
This is a normal post I know its unjustified but
I fucking hate the ramones. There ive said it.
(, Thu 12 Jan 2017, 6:12, , Reply)
This is a normal post Me too
Saw the live once and they were meh
(, Thu 12 Jan 2017, 12:43, , Reply)
This is a normal post You didn't include the word funny from the original video title.
Correct choice.
(, Wed 11 Jan 2017, 19:31, , Reply)
This is a normal post It's no Day Job Orchestra.
I have horse proof bacon.
(, Wed 11 Jan 2017, 19:46, , Reply)
This is a normal post I have a fridge named Louis.

(, Wed 11 Jan 2017, 20:39, , Reply)
This is a normal post water mellon!
it's really good when you have a bad dick!
(, Wed 11 Jan 2017, 23:35, , Reply)
This is a normal post APPLE JUICE

(, Thu 12 Jan 2017, 2:15, , Reply)
This is a normal post abdomen
shoe
(, Thu 12 Jan 2017, 9:54, , Reply)
This is a link post Dreamworld Pogie
In browser game, starring Dizzy's pet.
(, Wed 11 Jan 2017, 17:07, , Reply)
This is a normal post Not terrible
Reminds me of Mayhem in Monsterland in many ways.
(, Wed 11 Jan 2017, 17:26, , Reply)
This is a normal post The fact it wasn't 16:9 or 5.1 audio didn't bother you?
I was so angry I made a YouTube video, then put my foot through the monitor and sent Philip Oliver the bill.
(, Wed 11 Jan 2017, 18:24, , Reply)
This is a normal post
www.b3ta.com/links/1417582
(, Wed 11 Jan 2017, 20:32, , Reply)
This is a normal post
Lol
(, Wed 11 Jan 2017, 22:29, , Reply)
This is a normal post This is not funny
You are laughing at cyber-bullying.
(, Thu 12 Jan 2017, 18:45, , Reply)
This is a normal post That's shit
the dizzy games were nothing like that. The graphics were better too.
(, Wed 11 Jan 2017, 19:01, , Reply)
This is a normal post I thought it was shit as well,
never liked the originals either though.

This any better? yolkfolk.com/playdizzy/sdg.htm
(, Wed 11 Jan 2017, 19:12, , Reply)
This is a normal post No way
Treasure Island Dizzy was teh awesome.
(, Wed 11 Jan 2017, 19:38, , Reply)
This is a normal post Exactly - why play a shitty emulated NES version
When you've got a great ST/Amiga one around.

Actually I think there was a MegaDrive Dizzy game that might look a bit smarter...
(, Thu 12 Jan 2017, 15:53, , Reply)
This is a link post Some Guinea pigs eating sprouts

(, Wed 11 Jan 2017, 16:54, , Reply)
This is a normal post And then they do teensy ickle sprout farts.

(, Wed 11 Jan 2017, 18:19, , Reply)
This is a normal post That's what the squeaking noises are
I noticed there was a Blazing saddles one that someone did on youtube
www.youtube.com/watch?v=sF_twpFo9ug
(, Thu 12 Jan 2017, 14:28, , Reply)
This is a normal post Oi! Stop eating the side dish!

(, Wed 11 Jan 2017, 20:25, , Reply)
This is a normal post
It could do with a darker ending. Along the lines of cooking with well fed free range guinea pigs.
(, Wed 11 Jan 2017, 22:03, , Reply)
This is a normal post Guinea pig with sprout stuffing?
No thanks.
(, Wed 11 Jan 2017, 22:33, , Reply)
This is a normal post Sounds like a video game being played underwater.

(, Thu 12 Jan 2017, 2:46, , Reply)
This is a link post Paper aeroplane machine gun
I want one *so* much!
(, Wed 11 Jan 2017, 16:54, , Reply)
This is a normal post harry potter and the...

(, Wed 11 Jan 2017, 21:59, , Reply)
This is a normal post wasteful cunt

(, Wed 11 Jan 2017, 23:20, , Reply)
This is a normal post It's all fun and games...
Until someone loses an eye. Will his next invention be a paper dart collecting machine?
(, Thu 12 Jan 2017, 9:30, , Reply)
This is a normal post Oh those Germans and their notion of "fun"
Surely this deprives you of all the good elements of paper aeroplanes, namely folding them and throwing them.
(, Thu 12 Jan 2017, 10:41, , Reply)
This is a normal post
needs more cogs and rollers
(, Thu 12 Jan 2017, 16:30, , Reply)
This is a link post MORE FAKE NEWS
"sad and pathetic attempt to get more clicks"
(, Wed 11 Jan 2017, 16:04, , Reply)
This is a normal post Eh?
Why live stream a still image of an orangutan?
(, Wed 11 Jan 2017, 16:10, , Reply)
This is a normal post
I watched this for about one minute and started to get a weird headache
(, Wed 11 Jan 2017, 17:05, , Reply)
This is a normal post utterly insane
car wreck
(, Wed 11 Jan 2017, 18:06, , Reply)
This is a normal post anyone think the pissing thing didnt happen?

(, Wed 11 Jan 2017, 18:13, , Reply)
This is a normal post I dont believe it personally
but Trump is a massive germaphobe, so dont know if that means its MORE likely or less.
(, Wed 11 Jan 2017, 18:50, , Reply)
This is a normal post Piss is considered sterile...

(, Wed 11 Jan 2017, 20:02, , Reply)
This is a normal post So he needs the piss to clean himself?
How DARE the American public laugh at this man's mental illness as he attempts to find a cure.
(, Wed 11 Jan 2017, 20:23, , Reply)
This is a normal post Said no-one who actually works in healthcare.

(, Wed 11 Jan 2017, 22:05, , Reply)
This is a normal post I said it. I work in healthcare.
Healthy piss is (relatively) sterile.
I still wouldn't bathe in the steaming content of a Russian prostitute's bladder though.
(, Wed 11 Jan 2017, 22:12, , Reply)
This is a normal post
I thought it was only sterile IN the bladder
(, Wed 11 Jan 2017, 22:30, , Reply)
This is a normal post Racist.
I bet you'd be on it like a wasp on a dropped lolly if it was a British prostitute!
(, Wed 11 Jan 2017, 22:41, , Reply)
This is a normal post I've seen the footage
it's all over the darkweb on that hacker 4Chan's website

(, Thu 12 Jan 2017, 14:24, , Reply)
This is a normal post Anyone notice that last week he annoys the CIA; this week there's this news released...
The moral: Don't piss off the CIA, or they'll leak about you getting pissed on. Or something.
(, Wed 11 Jan 2017, 21:19, , Reply)
This is a normal post also
avoid Dallas.
(, Wed 11 Jan 2017, 23:22, , Reply)
This is a normal post
Seen quite a few posts about it originating from 4chan.
(, Wed 11 Jan 2017, 21:38, , Reply)
This is a normal post We should start something from here. Anything 4chan can do we can do better.
I heard that Trump paid good money to chain Rob to a radiator and make wee wees on him.
(, Wed 11 Jan 2017, 22:13, , Reply)
This is a normal post Some guy on the subreddit /pol
claims he made up the pissing story and submitted it to some politician and the FBI. It then somehow got included and mixed up in the rest of the (more legitimate) ones - presumably because it looked like it came from two sources, one of them being the FBI.

This now makes all the other ones in the 35 page document look like lies as well.
(, Thu 12 Jan 2017, 14:32, , Reply)
This is a normal post Well he's not been slow to threaten to sue in the past
This time around however we just get an all-caps tweet screaming "FAKE NEWS" about it.
(, Wed 11 Jan 2017, 23:06, , Reply)
This is a normal post I don't believe it happened.
I believe there was a credible report regarding Trump's dealings with Russia, and this obvious bullshit was rolled out at the same time to make both reports seem ridiculous.
(, Thu 12 Jan 2017, 0:50, , Reply)
This is a normal post ^this
It's a tactic that he has used repeatedly and to great effect throughout his campaign.
(, Thu 12 Jan 2017, 8:20, , Reply)
This is a normal post hmm not so sure
His interactions with women seem to be very odd generally.

Seems more plausible than the Cameron/pig episode anyway
(, Thu 12 Jan 2017, 9:27, , Reply)
This is a normal post Enough with the American politics
We get it; all outward indications are that America is a big heaping pile of dumb.
(, Wed 11 Jan 2017, 19:15, , Reply)
This is a normal post EMAIL SERVER!!! PRIVATE EMAIL SERVER
You dumb fkn libtard
(, Thu 12 Jan 2017, 11:35, , Reply)

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