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This is a normal post Are you even British if you don't say "let me come in your suitcase" when anyone you know is off on holiday
...er...yes?

Has anyone ever said that?
(, Wed 29 Nov 2017, 12:06, Reply)
This is a normal post bit kinky m8
It'd make a helluva mess of your swimming trunks.
(, Wed 29 Nov 2017, 12:18, Reply)
This is a normal post Gareth Williams

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This is a normal post that guy from MI5 in his bathroom with the bondage fetish?

(, Wed 29 Nov 2017, 15:03, Reply)
This is a normal post Him yeah, the one that was packed up in a bag.

(, Wed 29 Nov 2017, 15:47, Reply)
This is a normal post
youtu.be/Z8OW6Rq4bPQ?t=138
(, Wed 29 Nov 2017, 12:47, Reply)
This is a normal post ...and bah bah baaaahh!

(, Wed 29 Nov 2017, 12:50, Reply)
This is a normal post 6:54
Fucking hell.
(, Wed 29 Nov 2017, 17:44, Reply)
This is a normal post Wow.

(, Sun 3 Dec 2017, 12:35, Reply)
This is a normal post Thank you for clicking through for us, good find

(, Wed 29 Nov 2017, 13:28, Reply)
This is a normal post This is a great collection.

(, Wed 29 Nov 2017, 16:18, Reply)
This is a normal post That was really good.
Sadly, as of this evening, whoever compiled that is almost certainly unemployed.
www.telegraph.co.uk/business/2017/11/29/buzzfeed-cuts-staff-missing-growth-targets/
(, Wed 29 Nov 2017, 19:37, Reply)
This is a normal post V good

(, Wed 29 Nov 2017, 21:21, Reply)
This is a link post Blimey, it's like something off them movies!
Great capture of the guy's expression, too.
(, Wed 29 Nov 2017, 11:13, Reply)
This is a normal post Haha! Ace work!

(, Wed 29 Nov 2017, 11:30, Reply)
This is a normal post Ah well, he's gone and died.
Be curious to know how he got his hands on it though.
(, Wed 29 Nov 2017, 14:48, Reply)
This is a normal post I don't think Santa liked that sherry

(, Wed 29 Nov 2017, 20:07, Reply)
This is a link post Tulip Siddiq being lovely on Channel 4 news
Just thought I would post it as people seemed to take interest in the Nazanin Zaghari-Ratcliffe case a while back.
(, Wed 29 Nov 2017, 10:56, Reply)
This is a normal post Hold the front page! Man bites dog!
Right on politician turns out to be utter cunt and hypocrite shocker.
(, Wed 29 Nov 2017, 11:09, Reply)
This is a normal post You sir are a horrible racist.
Also thanks for making me remember the film Man Bites Dog.
Bloody disturbing that was.
(, Wed 29 Nov 2017, 11:17, Reply)
This is a normal post CINEMA!!! CINEMAAAAA!!!

(, Wed 29 Nov 2017, 11:42, Reply)
This is a normal post <s>Right on</s> Career
As an aside: I don't think any clip of a politician has made me that angry for quite a while.
(, Wed 29 Nov 2017, 12:17, Reply)
This is a normal post lol beautifully set up by C4 there
If it's true that she doesn't know who he is she really could've handled that question better. If she does know the situation I'm absolutely sure she would've spoken to Aunty immediately as getting him released would be invaluable political capital for her. Therefore she either doesn't know anything about the guy and handled it badly or Aunty told her to fuck off. She's hardly going to publicise the affair after getting slapped down.
(, Wed 29 Nov 2017, 12:03, Reply)
This is a normal post BE VERY CAREFUL!
She knew exactly who and what he was on about which is precisely why she was so wierdly defensive. That or I think we watched different videos.
(, Wed 29 Nov 2017, 12:19, Reply)
This is a normal post yep, I'm also pretty sure too, was just covering my bases

(, Wed 29 Nov 2017, 13:33, Reply)
This is a normal post
It's also possible that he's been bumped off by her dear old auntie's regime.
(, Wed 29 Nov 2017, 12:45, Reply)
This is a normal post Well she knows who it is because she's been contacted about the case before.
Sure I would have remembered if people had asked me about a close relative having people abducted.

Political capital? The last thing she wants is him getting freed. This guy gets released I bet he'll have some lovely stories to tell the British press about her family.

Also note that this is an m.p that has actively supported that government.

[edit]
She's apologised.
twitter.com/TulipSiddiq/status/935837831834034176/photo/1
(, Wed 29 Nov 2017, 12:55, Reply)
This is a normal post "apologised"

(, Wed 29 Nov 2017, 13:14, Reply)
This is a normal post I thought about adding quotes but thought it would be unecessary

(, Wed 29 Nov 2017, 14:01, Reply)
This is a normal post "unnecessary"

(, Wed 29 Nov 2017, 14:21, Reply)
This is a normal post seems that she's been shamed into setting up some sort of meeting
presumably to avoid the difficult chat with Aunty
(, Wed 29 Nov 2017, 13:38, Reply)
This is a normal post COULD EVERYONE STOP SPELLING "AUNTIE" WITH A "Y", PLEEEEEEEEASSE?
#fummin
(, Wed 29 Nov 2017, 13:41, Reply)
This is a normal post you mean stop spelling it: Aunty
?
(, Wed 29 Nov 2017, 13:47, Reply)
This is a normal post Both spelling's appear to be acceptable.
blog.oxforddictionaries.com/2017/08/03/auntie-and-aunty/
(, Wed 29 Nov 2017, 14:03, Reply)
This is a normal post I see you like apostrophe`s

(, Wed 29 Nov 2017, 14:27, Reply)
This is a normal post I see you spotted my Tab bait.

(, Wed 29 Nov 2017, 14:29, Reply)
This is a normal post That was "unnece's'sary"

(, Wed 29 Nov 2017, 16:09, Reply)
This is a normal post If you have one
you have an aunty
if you have two you have aunties
(, Wed 29 Nov 2017, 14:26, Reply)
This is a normal post No
No no no no no NO NO!
(, Wed 29 Nov 2017, 14:51, Reply)
This is a normal post "auntie's"

(, Wed 29 Nov 2017, 15:20, Reply)
This is a normal post Piss off and go and play soggy biscuit with Benny and Dinny.

(, Wed 29 Nov 2017, 14:25, Reply)
This is a normal post do you need a hug babe?

(, Wed 29 Nov 2017, 14:32, Reply)
This is a normal post
That's an apology?
(, Wed 29 Nov 2017, 13:59, Reply)
This is a normal post I regret my lack of quotes.

(, Wed 29 Nov 2017, 14:01, Reply)
This is a normal post You know
you could edit them in...
(, Wed 29 Nov 2017, 14:11, Reply)
This is a normal post Many many people disappear
I find it odious and smacking of sensationalist reporting to just pick one or two people and focus on them, instead of focusing on the more widespread problem that this happens to many many people.

This would be like finding madeleine mccann and then declaring the problem of abducted children solved.

That said, this woman also looks to be purely jumping on the sensationalist saviour bandwagon and this shows in her irritation when asked about a less photogenic victim.
(, Wed 29 Nov 2017, 14:08, Reply)
This is a link post My kitten had a mighty purr! I made this!
This was recorded a while back when he was about 3 months old, he's a grumpy teen atm.

WAYLTAROMK? No fucking clue
(, Wed 29 Nov 2017, 9:37, Reply)
This is a normal post Nice sound while he's idling...
...what's he sound like when you open up the throttle?
(, Wed 29 Nov 2017, 13:06, Reply)
This is a normal post I leave that to the vet

(, Wed 29 Nov 2017, 13:13, Reply)
This is a normal post is he easy to kickstart in the morning or do you need a bit more throttle?

(, Wed 29 Nov 2017, 15:08, Reply)
This is a normal post First find top dead centre
Use decompressor and move it a bit past TDC. Set choke, ignition on and a long kick all the way down without any hesitation. Engine will misfire and kickstart lever will mangle your calf. Cry and drink beer.
(, Thu 30 Nov 2017, 10:39, Reply)
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Aww..Sounds like my kitty. I have just rescued a cat that had been living in the trees in the garden.
It's only about 4 months old. It's purr is also very loud.
(, Thu 30 Nov 2017, 0:12, Reply)
This is a link post Cheaper than Europcar
In other news anybody interested in a low mileage Mercedes?
(, Wed 29 Nov 2017, 9:01, Reply)
This is a normal post Is this the one that's been in the adverts recently and is lockable with a phone app?
I've got the best car protection possible.
By having a car not worth nicking and no fancy electronics to be exploited.
(, Wed 29 Nov 2017, 9:13, Reply)
This is a normal post You know
this is easily stopped by keeping your keys in an earthed metal box.

If only the article would mention that then we would not get these type of sensationalist stories so oft...

Oh. I see. That is the point. No car thefts is not good news.
(, Wed 29 Nov 2017, 14:39, Reply)
This is a link post Nematophagous fungi
FaC
(, Wed 29 Nov 2017, 8:48, Reply)
This is a normal post mesmerising
reminds me of a sci-fi pic from the 80's of some human colonists getting infected by alien spores and then exploding, releasing more spores...

and that reminds me of the parasites in cloverfield

*shudders*
(, Wed 29 Nov 2017, 10:48, Reply)
This is a normal post Then there's this:
www.youtube.com/watch?v=0jTdHZfjqXs
(, Wed 29 Nov 2017, 11:02, Reply)
This is a normal post Look Around Yoy
Just look around you.
Thanks for the O-level Biology flashbacks.
(, Wed 29 Nov 2017, 13:34, Reply)
This is a normal post Thanks, nematophagous fungi.
Erm...
(, Wed 29 Nov 2017, 20:06, Reply)
This is a normal post I'm imagining the chap speaking is wearing
a flowery shirt with huge wing collar, a five inch wide tie and brown corduroy flares #open university
(, Wed 29 Nov 2017, 13:48, Reply)
This is a normal post just a completely lovely bloke

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This is a normal post I used to think that.
www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-asia-china-32620313
(, Wed 29 Nov 2017, 9:15, Reply)
This is a normal post I think he's referring to the major distributors, not the small-time dealers.
Although I don't personally support the death penalty, I can see where he's coming from.
(, Wed 29 Nov 2017, 9:41, Reply)
This is a normal post he's waaaay too chummy with the Chinese gov
especially for a Hong Konger
(, Thu 30 Nov 2017, 10:06, Reply)
This is a normal post this is great

(, Wed 29 Nov 2017, 11:42, Reply)
This is a link post V-Bombers for you plane spotting nerds

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This is a normal post I,love Vulcans best of all the bombers

(, Wed 29 Nov 2017, 8:49, Reply)
This is a normal post Fantastic cold war machines. The Vulcan is just majestic in flight.
I remember seeing a victor tanker doing a low level run near the Wye Valley and that was something to see.
(, Wed 29 Nov 2017, 9:07, Reply)
This is a normal post My Grandpa was an engineer in the RAF
He started his career working on biplanes between the World Wars and when he retired he was working on Vulcans and Lightnings. What a time to be an aviation engineer.

He saw service in the BEF and was evacuated north of Dunkirk after it fell and then got posted to Singapore and saw that fall in 1942. I used to joke with him that he was either very unlucky or an AXIS spy.
(, Wed 29 Nov 2017, 11:15, Reply)
This is a normal post My dad was also in the RAF
He was one of the very few people picked to be allowed to work on the only flying Lancaster.

I once saw him weld a steel plate onto an aluminium motorbike exhaust can with a crappy home ARC welder. The repair lasted longer than the bike. If you know welding you know how hard that is.
(, Wed 29 Nov 2017, 14:36, Reply)
This is a normal post I would say that's not possible... *
What was the purpose?


* not a welder, just ancillary knowledge of terms due to bikes and whatnot.
(, Wed 29 Nov 2017, 19:24, Reply)
This is a normal post My mate had a hole in the side of the exhaust can
on his 125 and it would have failed an MOT. He was going to buy another one and my dad said "No need for that, hang on a minute", went to the shed, got his welder and a bit of steel plate. Hammered the plate into a curve then welded it onto the exhaust can to seal the hole. Saved him £80 if I recall right. It was about 30 years ago.

Apparently due to the different melting points of the two metals it is easy to make the aluminium get too hot and pull away from the weld.
(, Wed 29 Nov 2017, 22:07, Reply)
This is a normal post the Victor was an evil looking thing

(, Wed 29 Nov 2017, 13:35, Reply)
This is a normal post I remember one of these flying over our school
...at low level (must have been around the time of the Falklands War). The whole school building shook and stuff fell off benches it was that low and that loud.

Mightily impressive bit of kit, and I'm not even a 'plane nerd.
(, Wed 29 Nov 2017, 14:18, Reply)
This is a normal post If you want loud
then try this throttling up for a go around.

https://youtu.be/ydfddlcebSo?t=10s
(, Wed 29 Nov 2017, 17:32, Reply)
This is a normal post just a completely lovely bloke

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This is a link post \o/ \o/

(, Tue 28 Nov 2017, 23:05, Reply)
This is a normal post That was very impressive
\o/ \o/. indeed
(, Tue 28 Nov 2017, 23:20, Reply)
This is a normal post Why anyone would want to jump into a perfectly good aeroplane is beyond me.

(, Wed 29 Nov 2017, 8:06, Reply)
This is a normal post \o/

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This is a normal post Nice to see someone's finally recreated that Bentley Rhythm Ace video

(, Wed 29 Nov 2017, 8:27, Reply)
This is a normal post
They really should have taken the opportunity to do some branding.
(, Wed 29 Nov 2017, 13:55, Reply)
This is a link post Do you run a Mac?
Are you thinking about installing High Sierra?

Might want to sit on that for a week or so, at least until Apple fix a howler of a security mistake.
(, Tue 28 Nov 2017, 22:18, Reply)
This is a normal post As a designer I have to say Windows 10 is not all that bad

(, Tue 28 Nov 2017, 22:21, Reply)
This is a normal post Windows 10 is the reason I bought a Mac
I upgraded my old Win7 laptop to Win10 back when they were offering it for free. I absolutely hated the UI and found the privacy invasion troubling to say the least.

Two years on and I absolutely wouldn't go back. It's a better experience in almost every way.
(, Tue 28 Nov 2017, 22:42, Reply)
This is a normal post I watch the rainbow beachball of death for probably a total of 15 to 30 minutes every day while trying to complete fairly undemanding tasks.
Although that might be more the fault of those lazy cunts at Adobe who now have no competition and therefore no incentive to write fast and efficient applications. It's far easier to just write new bloat and use the word "cloud" every five seconds.
(, Wed 29 Nov 2017, 0:47, Reply)
This is a normal post Win10 is dogshite,
Win8 is cowshite,
Win7 is rabbitshite.

Based on the shite-offensiveness scale.
(, Tue 28 Nov 2017, 23:06, Reply)
This is a normal post
Home edition sucks until you turn off everything. Pro version is solid.
(, Tue 28 Nov 2017, 23:15, Reply)
This is a normal post as a sysadmin i have to say windows 10 is a complete pain in the arse
from my perspective, ms haven't done their customers any real favours since xp and each iteration since has just been harder to deploy and maintain.
(, Wed 29 Nov 2017, 0:05, Reply)
This is a normal post XP was shite compared to 2000 as well.

(, Wed 29 Nov 2017, 15:00, Reply)
This is a normal post You don't need to wait at all.
Just enable the root account and set a password for it. Yes, it's a glaring hole but it seems like one that's incredibly easy to close.
(, Tue 28 Nov 2017, 22:27, Reply)
This is a normal post It might be easy
but I've still got to fix it on all 40 of our work machines.
(, Wed 29 Nov 2017, 9:23, Reply)
This is a normal post IT help desk complains about having to do help desk tasks shocker!

(, Wed 29 Nov 2017, 11:08, Reply)
This is a normal post FTFY
IT help desk manager complains about having to do help desk tasks fix Apple's elemental coding blunder that wasn't caught by their shoddy QA shocker!
(, Wed 29 Nov 2017, 11:24, Reply)
This is a normal post
IT manager Data janitor
(, Wed 29 Nov 2017, 15:35, Reply)
This is a normal post It's "Service Desk" actually
if you want to comply to ITIL
(, Wed 29 Nov 2017, 16:05, Reply)
This is a normal post Macs are only good if you want to run Quark

(, Wed 29 Nov 2017, 6:15, Reply)
This is a normal post Or need to edit archive work that relies heavily on .dfont files

(, Wed 29 Nov 2017, 9:06, Reply)
This is a link post Crash-testing children's toys
because you can't be too careful.
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This is a normal post that bin lorry, was that the Glasgow special edition?

(, Wed 29 Nov 2017, 15:50, Reply)
This is a normal post Good spot
There was also a Clutha reference in there for you Glasgow completists.
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This is a link post Drive by tromboning
:noitpircseD
(, Tue 28 Nov 2017, 20:14, Reply)
This is a normal post
G.C.*








*George Chisholm
(, Tue 28 Nov 2017, 20:30, Reply)
This is a normal post I've done this with a trombone but for a different reason
Wanted to get a recording of the doppler effect in action
(, Wed 29 Nov 2017, 1:51, Reply)
This is a normal post Tromboning means summat else too
I was expecting a far more b3ta experience clicking on that.
(, Thu 30 Nov 2017, 7:27, Reply)
This is a normal post Tha made oi larf

(, Tue 28 Nov 2017, 19:58, Reply)
This is a normal post Did he died?
Also 20 views...are you subscribed to Ghana TV?
(, Tue 28 Nov 2017, 20:01, Reply)
This is a normal post Nice ragdoll physics.

(, Tue 28 Nov 2017, 20:44, Reply)
This is a normal post Stupid cunt.

(, Tue 28 Nov 2017, 21:14, Reply)
This is a link post Happiness

(, Tue 28 Nov 2017, 16:07, Reply)
This is a normal post It's beautifully done, but Jesus:
Going to work is, like, bad.
Corporations are, like, bad.
Consumerism is, like, bad.
They're rats cos of, like, the rat race.
Not a single original thought in the whole fucking thing.
(, Tue 28 Nov 2017, 17:50, Reply)
This is a normal post And I fucking bet Steve Cutts didn't create the whole thing for magic beans or solely the sheer love of atom-thin satire.

(, Tue 28 Nov 2017, 17:58, Reply)
This is a normal post You mean that thing he made and gave away for free?

(, Tue 28 Nov 2017, 18:11, Reply)
This is a normal post It's worth every penny.

(, Tue 28 Nov 2017, 20:06, Reply)
This is a normal post Is that what he's offering?
That producers should create for the love of it? At least it would be a thought. A more interesting one than 'money is evil'. Because that one's been going around for the last 2000 years, it's got nowhere and it's boring.
(, Tue 28 Nov 2017, 20:15, Reply)
This is a normal post The elevator chase pause
was excellent.
(, Tue 28 Nov 2017, 18:01, Reply)
This is a normal post
^This
(, Tue 28 Nov 2017, 18:44, Reply)
This is a normal post Can I hang about here?
Grumpy side up there are sucking all the joy out of a nice little animation I thought would be nice to share.

*goes back to starting brexit fights*
(, Tue 28 Nov 2017, 20:53, Reply)
This is a normal post Nope
There wasn't any joy. What I did was suck all the bleak teenage cynicism out of it. You're welcome.
(, Wed 29 Nov 2017, 6:11, Reply)
This is a normal post Well you suck all the bleak teenage cynics you like.
Personally I got joy from it because I've given up the 9 to 5 rat race & daily commute to hell and gone freelance reciently.

Cut back on a few things I don't really need, don't hanker after the latest bit of life style gadgetry etc.
(, Wed 29 Nov 2017, 10:44, Reply)
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I liked it. The execution was good enough that it was a reward to watch.
(, Wed 29 Nov 2017, 10:08, Reply)
This is a link post Urine Heaven Forever
Just fucking bizarre.
(, Tue 28 Nov 2017, 13:21, Reply)
This is a link post How to render bear fat:
The forgotten craft
(, Tue 28 Nov 2017, 12:17, Reply)
This is a normal post
Isn't the main reason it's "forgotten" due to the distinct lack of bears in the UK?
(, Tue 28 Nov 2017, 13:20, Reply)
This is a normal post There are hundreds of the fuckers.
They're just very very good at hiding.
(, Tue 28 Nov 2017, 13:29, Reply)
This is a normal post On Grinder mostly.

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This is a normal post ROLF, High 5!!!!!

(, Tue 28 Nov 2017, 14:31, Reply)
This is a normal post On Scruff mostly...
...er, so says a friend...!
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This is a normal post Not in Soho.

(, Tue 28 Nov 2017, 13:39, Reply)
This is a normal post There is a world beyond the UK you tedious literal twat.

(, Tue 28 Nov 2017, 13:51, Reply)
This is a normal post
...says tedious xenophobe.
(, Tue 28 Nov 2017, 14:09, Reply)
This is a normal post go to your rooms the pair of you

(, Tue 28 Nov 2017, 14:10, Reply)
This is a normal post
or /talk
(, Tue 28 Nov 2017, 14:25, Reply)
This is a normal post Steady on!

(, Tue 28 Nov 2017, 14:40, Reply)
This is a normal post they're not that bad
I was just going to withhold dessert, but if you really think they should go THERE... *shudders*
(, Tue 28 Nov 2017, 15:07, Reply)
This is a normal post
It's for the best
(, Tue 28 Nov 2017, 16:42, Reply)
This is a normal post You go too far sir

(, Tue 28 Nov 2017, 16:56, Reply)
This is a normal post That's the last time I post a bear-fat-rendering link.

(, Tue 28 Nov 2017, 21:02, Reply)
This is a normal post I'm going to watch it
I want to know if you can use the same techniques for other animal fats.
(, Wed 29 Nov 2017, 0:28, Reply)
This is a normal post Use V-Ray?

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