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A12 Story - as told by one of the pilots.
Even if you are not into planes, this guy is full of great one liners while weaving his tale;
“Scarier than the butt end of a bear turd” etc.
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smellysamlyingcable Seaman on, Thu 30 Nov 2017, 19:01,
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One hour 23 mins?
Bookmarking that for another evening, ta.
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wheresthefish Partly filled with wrong, Thu 30 Nov 2017, 19:30,
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"Hairier”.
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loci, Thu 30 Nov 2017, 19:34,
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Sorry.
Might I suggest Veet?
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smellysamlyingcable Seaman on, Thu 30 Nov 2017, 19:42,
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I'm going to add that
to my database of knowledge that nobody else will ever be interested in. But I will know and therefore be superior to all other laymen. Good stuff.
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skinwah punted Baxter, Thu 30 Nov 2017, 22:59,
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it's "hairier"
great find
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omnitruncatedkraken from Empire Algol, Fri 1 Dec 2017, 0:12,
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With reference to Mr Mason directly below
Armando Iannucci on satirists doing the media's job for them.
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Mr Mann I love pigs, best of all the animals, Thu 30 Nov 2017, 16:59,
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Top linkage, Sir!
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wheresthefish Partly filled with wrong, Thu 30 Nov 2017, 19:29,
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Careful, now.
You don't want to be too closely associated with B3ta's #2 racist...
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Mr Mann I love pigs, best of all the animals, Thu 30 Nov 2017, 21:15,
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Then I fully retract the above praise.
Your link may be interesting, entertaining, and not at all racist, but I can’t be seen to like it. Please return my click ASAP so that I can use it on a political post instead.
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wheresthefish Partly filled with wrong, Fri 1 Dec 2017, 7:42,
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Top Bloke
Death of Starlin was brill. Did you see it?
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presferatu, Fri 1 Dec 2017, 13:42,
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Trump vs Talking Heads
I made this!
Sent me nuts this one. Contributed anyway
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swedemason another self-promoting cunt, Thu 30 Nov 2017, 14:38,
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this is a top effort
i usually hate trump stuff but i make an exception for this
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mutated monty, Thu 30 Nov 2017, 14:47,
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ta
finally got off my arse and learned some AE
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swedemason another self-promoting cunt, Thu 30 Nov 2017, 14:57,
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he already looks like something you've made
Openings and bulges in weird places
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benito vaselini no not that one, Thu 30 Nov 2017, 15:10,
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This is wonderful :D
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Draconacticus Reject shampoo. Demand real poo!, Thu 30 Nov 2017, 14:52,
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I love that so much, I wanna grab it by the pussy.
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Fray Brentos *mega-belms*, Thu 30 Nov 2017, 14:56,
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Top punnage.
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Master_Slob UK minister for cultural appropriation., Thu 30 Nov 2017, 15:02,
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DinivanX Has stinging piss after drinking Pact Coffee, Thu 30 Nov 2017, 15:16,
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Nice one
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buffet_the_appetite_slayer ٩(●̮̃•)۶ jacked in to the ICE on, Thu 30 Nov 2017, 15:24,
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So much click!
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BaronMunchausen Interdimensional Demon Day Laborer, Thu 30 Nov 2017, 15:31,
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There is not enough clapping in the universe
But *clap clap clap* anyway.
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Octo I ruin everything., Thu 30 Nov 2017, 15:38,
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Brilliant stuff!
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SpangoTheWonderBadger is brewing beer, Thu 30 Nov 2017, 16:01,
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Powerless as we all are to change things,
isn't it better to ignore him? Just concentrate on not being a massive dick in one's own life. If Britain First walks down your High Street carrying crosses - sure, throw some stones. But impotently and furiously adding to the febrile online shit-flinging contest just validates the twats.
Just thinking out loud. (Oh yes - *clicks*)
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Mr Mann I love pigs, best of all the animals, Thu 30 Nov 2017, 16:01,
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^self-confessed racist
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benito vaselini no not that one, Thu 30 Nov 2017, 16:07,
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Is that fair or reasonable?
I do not believe that you or anyone else on the site seriously thinks that anyone else is a n alt-r racist bigot. So don’t act like you do. Don’t drag the debate down.
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The Ann Coulter Fan Club Babylon is burning at, Thu 30 Nov 2017, 21:54,
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This is B3ta
We dig deep ditches in desolate places to drag our still twitching debates down into.
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smellysamlyingcable Seaman on, Fri 1 Dec 2017, 7:33,
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In fairness, I did say that I was a racist.
I think Benny ignored the context and took it literally, though.
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Mr Mann I love pigs, best of all the animals, Fri 1 Dec 2017, 9:06,
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ah, just an ironic racist then
For the lols
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benito vaselini no not that one, Fri 1 Dec 2017, 9:08,
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when someone claims to be a racist I tend to believe them
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benito vaselini no not that one, Fri 1 Dec 2017, 9:12,
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That's because you're very a stupid person, Benny.
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Mr Mann I love pigs, best of all the animals, Fri 1 Dec 2017, 9:48,
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that would hurt if you hadn't fucked up your syntax
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benito vaselini no not that one, Fri 1 Dec 2017, 9:58,
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Unfortunately history suggests that if you ignore people like this the situation escalates.
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DinivanX Has stinging piss after drinking Pact Coffee, Thu 30 Nov 2017, 16:36,
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Well, I don't claim that it's a comprehensive strategy
And mockery like this has an important part to play.
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Mr Mann I love pigs, best of all the animals, Thu 30 Nov 2017, 16:57,
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God knows I've certainly tried ignoring you and your endless boring bullshit, but still it comes.
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Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Thu 30 Nov 2017, 17:57,
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b3ta.com/links/1468233
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wheresthefish Partly filled with wrong, Thu 30 Nov 2017, 19:15,
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See sig.
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Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Thu 30 Nov 2017, 21:08,
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Noted.
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wheresthefish Partly filled with wrong, Fri 1 Dec 2017, 7:37,
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There's a button designed for exactly that purpose if your delicate sensibilities can't cope
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DinivanX Has stinging piss after drinking Pact Coffee, Fri 1 Dec 2017, 9:42,
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Fantastic.
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Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Thu 30 Nov 2017, 16:07,
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I am in awe of your editing skills. This is perfect.
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merkinhead poos sideways, Thu 30 Nov 2017, 16:21,
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wow!
Well done!!
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miss fortunate last posted ages ago, Thu 30 Nov 2017, 16:39,
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Well Mr Swedemason, you are spoiling us!
Excellent.
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Varmint, Thu 30 Nov 2017, 16:45,
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Thanks all. I'm taking a break from the web and doing this shit for a bit. I think it's doing my head in. Have a good yule.
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swedemason another self-promoting cunt, Thu 30 Nov 2017, 16:45,
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I like it :)

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S4RK perhaps perhaps purrrr..haps., Thu 30 Nov 2017, 16:59,
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^I like this
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The_cold_stare Coming here only when very, very bored, Thu 30 Nov 2017, 17:53,
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Me too, but...
... now I have a hankering for, but lack the skills to produce, a version where piglet lands near an arc shaped line on a lawn marked "80m" and an official runs out with a tape like it's the Olympics.
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SonofRojBlake, Thu 30 Nov 2017, 22:36,
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I can't stop watching it
it's... beautiful.
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My Name was saying these words inside your head on, Fri 1 Dec 2017, 2:19,
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Beautyful!
Politics IS entertainment.
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cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Thu 30 Nov 2017, 17:56,
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That's very well done
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monkeon schmonkeon, Thu 30 Nov 2017, 18:17,
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Excellent work
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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 30 Nov 2017, 20:57,
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Wow
Just
WOW
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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Thu 30 Nov 2017, 22:35,
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That's a proper fucking treat. I needed that
We missed you. Go away slowly, come back quickly.
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unclepills Sixty 25th of Decembers, Thu 30 Nov 2017, 22:42,
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I managed 17 seconds...
...before i clicked 'like'.
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Prestidigitus will set this 'ere black puddin on you, Thu 30 Nov 2017, 22:43,
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Amazeballs
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war3n3xt < I'm with stupid, Fri 1 Dec 2017, 5:41,
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*retweets*
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Fadgebadger Sweaty sumo wanks for everyone!, Fri 1 Dec 2017, 7:01,
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I like this a lot
If trump does come to visit can we all line every inch of the way and turn our backs in complete silence? He seems to thrive on noise of any kind. Do Americans not have the embarrassment gene that so many Brits have?
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Gusofnavarone always makes a map of france from sarnies, Fri 1 Dec 2017, 10:18,
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No
They do not
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TownsendsPublisher is all gravy baby, Fri 1 Dec 2017, 11:02,
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I think there is already plans for a mass mooning.
"Show your rump to Trump" I believe the campaign is called.
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Draconacticus Reject shampoo. Demand real poo!, Fri 1 Dec 2017, 14:59,
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Yet another great one from swedemason. Nicely done
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fluffybunnykiller Is feasting on the clitoris of life, Fri 1 Dec 2017, 10:12,
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Fantastic work
And reported on the Huffington Post, no less: https://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/donald-trump-talking-heads-parody_us_5a210b5ee4b03350e0b5ac6f?ncid=inblnkushpmg00000009
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Gyck Ryder, Fri 1 Dec 2017, 10:42,
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Merry Wintermas, everyone!
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Huw Edwards Digital ID is fine, shut up, Thu 30 Nov 2017, 13:48,
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Fractals, bitches
Some lovely images here
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SpookySpoon www.vivino.com/users/hig.func, Thu 30 Nov 2017, 13:20,
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I love a bit of fractal rendering.
Have you checked out the Electric Sheep bunch?
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Fronds are waving gently on, Thu 30 Nov 2017, 14:53,
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Pritty
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The_cold_stare Coming here only when very, very bored, Thu 30 Nov 2017, 17:55,
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awesome! thanks
Annoying the software is only on apple though
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Turboesprit Volume knob, Sun 3 Dec 2017, 23:33,
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Snow!
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Gratch Sit Ubu sit, Thu 30 Nov 2017, 12:34,
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Cheese Dippers. New advert
I made this!
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mrmenfolk, Thu 30 Nov 2017, 11:04,
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F18 Interceptor Title Music
1989. The Batman Amiga bundle is released. Christmas happens. Joy happens. Trying to land on the deck of the aircraft carrier happens. The anti-pirate decoder wheel gets temporarily lost under a bed somewhere.
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Octo I ruin everything., Wed 29 Nov 2017, 22:48,
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Remember carrier command?
www.youtube.com/watch?v=jWtyN2-2W2g
It came with a tape of the music.
After what seemed like a month playing I finally tracked down the enemy carrier and started laying into it. Fecker teleported away.
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tacpprm has a mmrpcat, Wed 29 Nov 2017, 22:52,
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Amazing
I did play it way back in time but I cannot remember the theme being so amazing. This is amazing. It sounds like it should be the opening to Real Genius starring Val Kilmer.
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Octo I ruin everything., Wed 29 Nov 2017, 22:54,
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I was terrible at that
www.youtube.com/watch?v=NvpcGs-NJPw
This guys vid of it made me chuckle and pretty much sums up what i was like
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Turboesprit Volume knob, Wed 29 Nov 2017, 23:13,
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I always seemed to end up sitting by an island waiting for fuel.
forever.
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tacpprm has a mmrpcat, Wed 29 Nov 2017, 23:44,
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I used the (built-in) cheat mode to beat it in the end, just sneak up on the enemy carrier and fly an "invincible" Manta through it to kill it (before it runs away)
playing it the normal way just took too long, especially refueling things
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custard, Thu 30 Nov 2017, 11:33,
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Yeah, it'll do that. Was a very flawed game but created Elite like levels of obsession.
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DinivanX Has stinging piss after drinking Pact Coffee, Thu 30 Nov 2017, 12:15,
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oh, and starglider 2 had a tape of the music too
clicky
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custard, Thu 30 Nov 2017, 12:21,
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Fucking loved this game
Ended up being fucking amazing at it. Production networks spunking hardware all over the shop.
Add in Dungeon Master and you have about 18 months of my life.
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Cancer Joy was short lived, Thu 30 Nov 2017, 23:45,
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Dungeon Master confirmed best game ever
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DinivanX Has stinging piss after drinking Pact Coffee, Fri 1 Dec 2017, 10:10,
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I used to be good at all the games on that pack. I think i even completed new zealand story
tried them in the last couple of years and im shit at them all apart from inteceptor. Interceptor was the best
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Turboesprit Volume knob, Wed 29 Nov 2017, 23:00,
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On the C64 I don't think I ever got past the Whale on NZS
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horrid, Thu 30 Nov 2017, 10:27,
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Screen Gems for me
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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 30 Nov 2017, 0:21,
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Cartoon classicis!
Screen gems looked too adult according to my mum.
:(
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Huw Edwards Digital ID is fine, shut up, Thu 30 Nov 2017, 1:54,
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At least you didn't have to suffer Days Of Thunder
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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 30 Nov 2017, 9:53,
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This probably remains as my fave flight sim game.
Lovely stuff.
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Fray Brentos *mega-belms*, Thu 30 Nov 2017, 8:46,
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It was until Falcon was released - The fact you could play dialup dogfights against your mates literally doors away down the road was damn impressive.
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DinivanX Has stinging piss after drinking Pact Coffee, Thu 30 Nov 2017, 12:14,
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a
mazing
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parsley, Thu 30 Nov 2017, 12:59,
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That Joyner Lucas video down there is a bit heavy.
NSFW
So have something lighter, but just as relevant from good old Reggie.
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Huw Edwards Digital ID is fine, shut up, Wed 29 Nov 2017, 22:06,
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Grab a pencil
youtu.be/aUOcuAl6rR8
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gaijintendo Regular Member, Wed 29 Nov 2017, 22:53,
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Christmas number 1 contender?
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chuffster, Thu 30 Nov 2017, 10:03,
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it is okay to post this again because it is a good song
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Woodkovsky ☹️➝🚻➝🚽➝😣➝💩➝🧻➝😁, Thu 30 Nov 2017, 12:45,
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Plus it was last posted bloody ages ago!
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Huw Edwards Digital ID is fine, shut up, Thu 30 Nov 2017, 12:59,
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KIll it with fire but watch out it will melt.
I thought the second picture was a really scary mask, nope just her face. I get it, it is her choice but why oh why is someone allowed to pay a surgeon to mutilate themselfs this way? She needs a shrink not a face like a halloween reject.
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Gratch Sit Ubu sit, Wed 29 Nov 2017, 19:52,
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Ssssmokin!
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Mehitabel_Itrang, Wed 29 Nov 2017, 20:27,
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ha!
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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 29 Nov 2017, 20:34,
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Yes
she looks like that too
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My Name was saying these words inside your head on, Wed 29 Nov 2017, 20:44,
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That last one...
go...go...go with a smile.
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transparenttown Dead to worse..., Thu 30 Nov 2017, 9:38,
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www.b3ta.com/links/1469118
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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 30 Nov 2017, 21:36,
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All the parts seem not too bad on their own
except maybe the pointy nose
But the way they are arranged on top of her face which has for too little fat on it is incredibly freaky. She reminds me of a character from that old noir game about a day of the dead afterlife.
She has joined the club of humans who have moved from `not bad looking at all` to uncanny valley.
Next step is turning all that into a puffy mass of scars, like the wildenstein monster.
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My Name was saying these words inside your head on, Wed 29 Nov 2017, 20:18,
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A good deal of it is makeup.
But yeah, she's still fucked herself.
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Huw Edwards Digital ID is fine, shut up, Wed 29 Nov 2017, 20:42,
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It's like
Michael Jackson and Mother Theresa went through a teleporter together.
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The Togaboy The world will end on, Wed 29 Nov 2017, 22:24,
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sm.pl.crt.rs I don't fucking know, do I?, Wed 29 Nov 2017, 23:34,
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This is how I like to imagine Ed Sheeran looks
After a good kicking.
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Huw Edwards Digital ID is fine, shut up, Thu 30 Nov 2017, 1:58,
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Genulols
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simbosan is too tired, Thu 30 Nov 2017, 2:52,
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mental distortions made physical
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FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Thu 30 Nov 2017, 0:12,
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I didn't read the text and was thinking it was a gake misguided attempt to look like Michael Jackson Thriller...then I read the text.
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transparenttown Dead to worse..., Thu 30 Nov 2017, 9:40,
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Oh my God
That is all I can say
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The_cold_stare Coming here only when very, very bored, Thu 30 Nov 2017, 14:09,
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That cat looks like it wants to die so badly.
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Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Thu 30 Nov 2017, 16:47,
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Joyner Lucas
NSFW
I'm Not Racist
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Mudface The web isn't callipygian, Wed 29 Nov 2017, 18:32,
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Rap is certainly a medium that resonates universally.
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Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Wed 29 Nov 2017, 19:30,
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Is this loledgey or just racist?
Can't be bothered to sit through the rest.
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Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Wed 29 Nov 2017, 20:37,
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Neither.
It's genuinely trying trying to make a point that fourteen year olds everywhere will find really profound.
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Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Wed 29 Nov 2017, 20:46,
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It gets a bit Eamon v Frankee but eventually not as hateful.
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Mudface The web isn't callipygian, Wed 29 Nov 2017, 21:55,
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Black people are like X, White people are like Y.
They shout at each other about cultural appropriation and people wearing trousers round their arses.
Then they cuddle.
Don't watch it expecting an in-depth critique of systemic racism in the modern day and the possibility of a causal relationship between rap culture, first world poverty and gang violence.
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jonbob loves you, Thu 30 Nov 2017, 0:16,
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Oh, sounds dull.
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Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Thu 30 Nov 2017, 8:51,
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Of course it does, it’s rap.
Not really music if you ask me.
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jonbob loves you, Thu 30 Nov 2017, 10:37,
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It's poetry for cunts.
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eViLegion Chief Commissioner of the Scottish Lunacy Board, Thu 30 Nov 2017, 14:29,
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So poetry then.
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evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Thu 30 Nov 2017, 15:20,
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poetry is shit
and poets are cunts
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tickle I was away, Thu 30 Nov 2017, 22:56,
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'S good, that.
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Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Wed 29 Nov 2017, 21:37,
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Okay which one of you etc?
wasnt me guv. cast iron aliby, i was trying to spell missesi misiesi, that big river
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fluffybunnykiller Is feasting on the clitoris of life, Wed 29 Nov 2017, 15:11,
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Which one of us has actually done some manual labour?
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Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Wed 29 Nov 2017, 16:28,
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I certainly haven't.
It sounds ghastly.
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eViLegion Chief Commissioner of the Scottish Lunacy Board, Wed 29 Nov 2017, 18:15,
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Is 'wandering artisan' the PC term for Pikey these days ?
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showrat I Fought The Law on, Wed 29 Nov 2017, 16:46,
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It's a little more accessible than Gyppo Cunt.
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Huw Edwards Digital ID is fine, shut up, Wed 29 Nov 2017, 16:55,
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Bit racist m8
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Mr Mann I love pigs, best of all the animals, Wed 29 Nov 2017, 17:01,
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And Pikey isn't?
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My Name was saying these words inside your head on, Wed 29 Nov 2017, 19:37,
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Perjorative, yes in a modern sense..but not racist, it's an old 15th century word.....
.....meaning 'thieving traveller cunt'
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showrat I Fought The Law on, Wed 29 Nov 2017, 22:39,
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Quick put that on twitter you never know who will re-tweet this stuff.
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transparenttown Dead to worse..., Thu 30 Nov 2017, 9:42,
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Well
the more you know, eh?
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My Name was saying these words inside your head on, Thu 30 Nov 2017, 12:12,
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and not as prosaic !
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showrat I Fought The Law on, Wed 29 Nov 2017, 17:24,
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I've got their first cassette
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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 29 Nov 2017, 20:16,
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I had their 8 track in the car for years before they became famous...then I lost interest
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showrat I Fought The Law on, Wed 29 Nov 2017, 22:51,
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Mine got nicked.
Ironically.
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Huw Edwards Digital ID is fine, shut up, Thu 30 Nov 2017, 1:57,
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Just searched on Snopes to see what
Sunday Sport articles they have felt the need to debunk.
Found this
https://www.snopes.com/drunk-man-has-sex-with-snowman/
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monkeon schmonkeon, Wed 29 Nov 2017, 17:19,
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It does look slightly photoshopped
It made me wonder if the owner was also a b3tan.
Just imagine how much is yet to be debunked.
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gaijintendo Regular Member, Wed 29 Nov 2017, 18:58,
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I'm glad they haven't debunked
the often-shared dog poo bin / postbox mix-up.
I want to believe!
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monkeon schmonkeon, Wed 29 Nov 2017, 19:39,
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But who are the pictures of?
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Jeffrey44 (User was banned for this post), Wed 29 Nov 2017, 21:04,
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Hands down best Sunday Sport scoop ever...GC NSFW Don't be drinking tea (DBDT?)
You will not believe what...etc etc
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transparenttown Dead to worse..., Thu 30 Nov 2017, 9:46,
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GoyFundMe
“Communists, Antifa, and general basement-dwelling ne’er-do-wells set to work immediately, identifying their place of employment and harrassing (sic) their management into terminating them,”
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My Name was saying these words inside your head on, Wed 29 Nov 2017, 14:53,
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well, they hit their target and then some goyfundme.com/projects/hovater-support-fund/
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unclepills Sixty 25th of Decembers, Wed 29 Nov 2017, 17:02,
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I like how they have an "Alt-tech" section listing all the safe spaces they can be openly racists online.
That way they can avoid any conflicting ideas that might challenge their beliefs.
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BaronMunchausen Interdimensional Demon Day Laborer, Wed 29 Nov 2017, 18:16,
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any conflicting ideas that might challenge their beliefs
posting on sites where their inflammatory comments may get them reported to the police
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Tab Hunter Make this useless process end and so, begin again, Wed 29 Nov 2017, 18:19,
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I saw this, and thought of you.
When the cable car's a rockin'...
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Turquoise Hexagon Sun has just dropped acid on, Wed 29 Nov 2017, 14:32,
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*buys eleventy*
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DinivanX Has stinging piss after drinking Pact Coffee, Wed 29 Nov 2017, 14:38,
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That made I arf!
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Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Wed 29 Nov 2017, 14:43,
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Tell me again why your wrist is in plaster?
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Varmint, Wed 29 Nov 2017, 14:50,
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I'm addicted to wanking.
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Huw Edwards Digital ID is fine, shut up, Wed 29 Nov 2017, 16:22,
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alright, robert "hairy" palmer
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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 29 Nov 2017, 22:31,
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The pistes there are notorious for wearing out skiers' pole grips
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Draconacticus Reject shampoo. Demand real poo!, Wed 29 Nov 2017, 17:05,
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"Families with children particularly enjoy racing down the mountain on sleds: During the Bavarian Christmas and Carnival holidays a 200 metre long, groomed toboggan run leads downhill from the top station of the former summit lifts towards Roßwank and the valley. Those who don’t have their own bob, can simply borrow one free of charge from the top station of the Wank lifts."
They don't mess around do they? Groomed? Poor little Bob.
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unclepills Sixty 25th of Decembers, Wed 29 Nov 2017, 19:25,
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I am literally crying
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strongp, Thu 30 Nov 2017, 12:39,
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I gave a talk about AI Superintelligence and why it might be a problem
I made this!
It was called A GOD MACHINE WILL KILL US ALL! Probably. And here is a video of it if you are interested in this kind of stuff.
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crab_bloke), Wed 29 Nov 2017, 13:47,
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I've clicked "I like this."*
*I haven't actually watched the entire hour+ presentation to decide if I like it as I don't have time. I'm really just basing my opinion on past performance. If you decided to go on a rant about how we should feed disabled children to the new race of cloned dinosaurs as a means to appease them from destroying our cities, please consider my "like" withdrawn. Other topics that may warrant a withdrawal include but are not limited to:
Hitler was quite fashionable
Rat droppings are better than LSD
Geese are only sentient once they've been forced fed for making pate
Cars are better driven in reverse
The homeless love buckets
Washing machines are government surveillance devices
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BaronMunchausen Interdimensional Demon Day Laborer, Wed 29 Nov 2017, 16:07,
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AH DAMMIT
I DID ALL OF THOSE
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crab_bloke), Wed 29 Nov 2017, 17:22,
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I sort of did the same
I know it will be good as long as you have had a drink.
EDIT :
Wait, Joel Veitch?
sweet. You do good stuff, I liked watching you cooking when pissed. Quite interested in your take on AI.
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My Name was saying these words inside your head on, Wed 29 Nov 2017, 20:26,
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wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!
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crab_bloke), Thu 30 Nov 2017, 9:20,
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Thank you
for inciting me to waste 4 hours of my life last night playing universal paperclips.
It handily demonstrates the course of an AI that needs to make paperclips, resulting in all the matter in the universe turning into paperclips via von neumann probes...
You start with one button `make paperclip`.
I am with the `planck length is pixels` crowd.
I reckon we should make an AI that lives in a virtual world that can figure out the world is virtual by examining the reality it finds itself in, then turn that world off and make real world sensors for it so it can examine our world to see if it is real or not.
You never know, it may at that point cause all of existence to disappear except for that AI, which transcends (is uploaded), because that was the purpose our universe was created for, to create an intelligence capable of testing the reality of a universe closer to the prime one ;)
and so on. It is not impossible that it will cause a complete collapse of all multiverses. After all, if you make a thing that thing normally has a defined purpose, when that purpose is completed it is likely the thing is turned off or recycled.
We will never know but maybe that is the root of the multiverse, the prime universe really really wants to know it is the prime one and is trying to make a tool to test that...
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My Name was saying these words inside your head on, Thu 30 Nov 2017, 12:26,
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Wait wait wait.
I don't think we should discount this dinosaur appeasement strategy so lightly.
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eViLegion Chief Commissioner of the Scottish Lunacy Board, Wed 29 Nov 2017, 18:18,
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I'm not saying I'm opposed to feeding children to dinosaurs.
I just think it shouldn't be limited to disabled kids.
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BaronMunchausen Interdimensional Demon Day Laborer, Wed 29 Nov 2017, 18:56,
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To the Creationist Museum!
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Mudface The web isn't callipygian, Wed 29 Nov 2017, 18:59,
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I am pretty sure
that some homeless people love a good bucket.
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My Name was saying these words inside your head on, Wed 29 Nov 2017, 20:11,
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Why? Those all sound like strong and stable policies to me.
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stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Wed 29 Nov 2017, 22:54,
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I can tell
you have no need to `compensate` looking at the size of your display board.
What is that, A3?
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My Name was saying these words inside your head on, Wed 29 Nov 2017, 20:33,
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yeah could be
i was going to use a huge projector but the man pointed out the inversely proportional relationship between genital heft and size of display, so yeah went for a small piece of paper
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crab_bloke), Thu 30 Nov 2017, 9:22,
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I hear
Ron Jeremy drives a smart car
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My Name was saying these words inside your head on, Thu 30 Nov 2017, 12:28,
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Donald Trump has been really making the most out of his Twitter account today.
Retweeting three Britain First tweets. Absolutely fucking bizarro. No doubt his press team/babysitters will swoop in and make a claim his account has been hacked. How the fuck else do do you explain away this in a fashion befitting of the fucking President of Merka?
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Huw Edwards Digital ID is fine, shut up, Wed 29 Nov 2017, 12:25,
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this seems like something he might do
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benito vaselini no not that one, Wed 29 Nov 2017, 12:33,
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Ha ha!
Yeah, again, totally Donald Trump. Again, it won't change a thing.
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Turquoise Hexagon Sun has just dropped acid on, Wed 29 Nov 2017, 14:59,
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Donald 'Twunt'
amirite? huh? eh? POTUS...portmanteau of the united states
eh? eh? amirite? eh?
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unclepills Sixty 25th of Decembers, Wed 29 Nov 2017, 19:33,
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Every time you think he can't slide any lower, he does.
I liked that on his recent overseas trip you were able to tell the moment he got his hands back on his phone & the tweets went from "asinine" to "mad old racist"
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Tab Hunter Make this useless process end and so, begin again, Wed 29 Nov 2017, 12:34,
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He really is a fuckwit,
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Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Wed 29 Nov 2017, 12:42,
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you voted for him love
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benito vaselini no not that one, Wed 29 Nov 2017, 13:03,
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Did I really?
Because I didn't think the Cornish had voting rights in America.
What I did do was say nasty things about Clinton.
That's not the same is it?
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Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Wed 29 Nov 2017, 13:12,
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I see we can't vote there either
then who the fuck did I vote for?
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macroscian (1 like), Wed 29 Nov 2017, 13:22,
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Benny's dyslexic....
He meant "pole-danced"
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Tab Hunter Make this useless process end and so, begin again, Wed 29 Nov 2017, 13:42,
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Well apparently i've got to find one hundred billion euros from somewhere.
Pass the body glitter would you?
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Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Wed 29 Nov 2017, 14:07,
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"glitter"?????
WHY DO YOU HATE THE ENVIRONMENT TORY SCUM
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Tab Hunter Make this useless process end and so, begin again, Wed 29 Nov 2017, 14:21,
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It's plastic free, don't worry.
I only use glitter made from crushed dragon fly wings.
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Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Wed 29 Nov 2017, 14:30,
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Have you ever posted a single message on here,
which isn't an hilariously inept straw man?
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eViLegion Chief Commissioner of the Scottish Lunacy Board, Wed 29 Nov 2017, 14:58,
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no mate
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benito vaselini no not that one, Wed 29 Nov 2017, 15:35,
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^ Finally there's one!
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eViLegion Chief Commissioner of the Scottish Lunacy Board, Wed 29 Nov 2017, 16:02,
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you win this round
*pats on back*
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benito vaselini no not that one, Wed 29 Nov 2017, 16:10,
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You'll get your turn.
Eventually.
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eViLegion Chief Commissioner of the Scottish Lunacy Board, Wed 29 Nov 2017, 17:12,
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I don't think anyone will try and explain anything away. Trump's core base loves this kind of thing.
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DinivanX Has stinging piss after drinking Pact Coffee, Wed 29 Nov 2017, 13:12,
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They could hire Katie Hopkins to manage the tone of his tweets.
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Mudface The web isn't callipygian, Wed 29 Nov 2017, 13:14,
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That would certainly be a solution. The jury is out on the finality of said solution.
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Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Wed 29 Nov 2017, 14:18,
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So long as it's the last solution with no other solutions needed after it.
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Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Wed 29 Nov 2017, 14:31,
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I love this freedom of speech the Yanks keep banging on about
Makes it so much more easy to spot the crazies. It's even better when it's all written down - makes it so much easier for the courts to hoist the f**kers by their own petards.
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buffet_the_appetite_slayer ٩(●̮̃•)۶ jacked in to the ICE on, Wed 29 Nov 2017, 13:30,
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<s>p</s>r
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Tab Hunter Make this useless process end and so, begin again, Wed 29 Nov 2017, 14:45,
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Do you have a special b3ta account were html tags work properly in headers?
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Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Wed 29 Nov 2017, 15:29,
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It works for me
I guess you didn't get upgraded to the Gold account?
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evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Wed 29 Nov 2017, 16:20,
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Nah, only got the silver account that allows you to edit subject lines after posting.
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Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Wed 29 Nov 2017, 16:27,
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Not "platinum" then,
which allows you to change your username back to "Amadeus"?
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Tab Hunter Make this useless process end and so, begin again, Wed 29 Nov 2017, 19:57,
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HAHAHA
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Fadgebadger Sweaty sumo wanks for everyone!, Wed 29 Nov 2017, 20:04,
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More than 140 characters
#fakenews
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wheresthefish Partly filled with wrong, Wed 29 Nov 2017, 15:29,
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Someone should teach him about emojis
So he doesn't write "sad" at the end of his tweets :(
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gaijintendo Regular Member, Wed 29 Nov 2017, 18:08,
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