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This is a link post A12 Story - as told by one of the pilots.
Even if you are not into planes, this guy is full of great one liners while weaving his tale;
“Scarier than the butt end of a bear turd” etc.
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This is a normal post One hour 23 mins?
Bookmarking that for another evening, ta.
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"Hairier”.
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This is a normal post Sorry.
Might I suggest Veet?
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This is a normal post I'm going to add that
to my database of knowledge that nobody else will ever be interested in. But I will know and therefore be superior to all other laymen. Good stuff.
(, Thu 30 Nov 2017, 22:59, Reply)
This is a normal post it's "hairier"
great find
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This is a link post With reference to Mr Mason directly below
Armando Iannucci on satirists doing the media's job for them.
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This is a normal post Top linkage, Sir!

(, Thu 30 Nov 2017, 19:29, Reply)
This is a normal post Careful, now.
You don't want to be too closely associated with B3ta's #2 racist...
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This is a normal post Then I fully retract the above praise.
Your link may be interesting, entertaining, and not at all racist, but I can’t be seen to like it. Please return my click ASAP so that I can use it on a political post instead.
(, Fri 1 Dec 2017, 7:42, Reply)
This is a normal post Top Bloke
Death of Starlin was brill. Did you see it?
(, Fri 1 Dec 2017, 13:42, Reply)
This is a link post Trump vs Talking Heads I made this!
Sent me nuts this one. Contributed anyway
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This is a normal post this is a top effort
i usually hate trump stuff but i make an exception for this
(, Thu 30 Nov 2017, 14:47, Reply)
This is a normal post ta
finally got off my arse and learned some AE
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This is a normal post he already looks like something you've made
Openings and bulges in weird places
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This is a normal post This is wonderful :D

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This is a normal post I love that so much, I wanna grab it by the pussy.

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This is a normal post Top punnage.

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This is a normal post Nice one

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This is a normal post So much click!

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This is a normal post There is not enough clapping in the universe
But *clap clap clap* anyway.
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This is a normal post Brilliant stuff!

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This is a normal post Powerless as we all are to change things,
isn't it better to ignore him? Just concentrate on not being a massive dick in one's own life. If Britain First walks down your High Street carrying crosses - sure, throw some stones. But impotently and furiously adding to the febrile online shit-flinging contest just validates the twats.

Just thinking out loud. (Oh yes - *clicks*)
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This is a normal post ^self-confessed racist

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This is a normal post Is that fair or reasonable?
I do not believe that you or anyone else on the site seriously thinks that anyone else is a n alt-r racist bigot. So don’t act like you do. Don’t drag the debate down.
(, Thu 30 Nov 2017, 21:54, Reply)
This is a normal post This is B3ta
We dig deep ditches in desolate places to drag our still twitching debates down into.
(, Fri 1 Dec 2017, 7:33, Reply)
This is a normal post In fairness, I did say that I was a racist.
I think Benny ignored the context and took it literally, though.
(, Fri 1 Dec 2017, 9:06, Reply)
This is a normal post ah, just an ironic racist then
For the lols
(, Fri 1 Dec 2017, 9:08, Reply)
This is a normal post when someone claims to be a racist I tend to believe them

(, Fri 1 Dec 2017, 9:12, Reply)
This is a normal post That's because you're very a stupid person, Benny.

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This is a normal post that would hurt if you hadn't fucked up your syntax

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This is a normal post
Unfortunately history suggests that if you ignore people like this the situation escalates.
(, Thu 30 Nov 2017, 16:36, Reply)
This is a normal post Well, I don't claim that it's a comprehensive strategy
And mockery like this has an important part to play.
(, Thu 30 Nov 2017, 16:57, Reply)
This is a normal post God knows I've certainly tried ignoring you and your endless boring bullshit, but still it comes.

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This is a normal post
b3ta.com/links/1468233
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This is a normal post See sig.

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This is a normal post Noted.

(, Fri 1 Dec 2017, 7:37, Reply)
This is a normal post
There's a button designed for exactly that purpose if your delicate sensibilities can't cope
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This is a normal post Fantastic.

(, Thu 30 Nov 2017, 16:07, Reply)
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I am in awe of your editing skills. This is perfect.
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This is a normal post wow!
Well done!!
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This is a normal post Well Mr Swedemason, you are spoiling us!
Excellent.
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Thanks all. I'm taking a break from the web and doing this shit for a bit. I think it's doing my head in. Have a good yule.
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This is a normal post I like it :)

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This is a normal post ^I like this

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This is a normal post Me too, but...
... now I have a hankering for, but lack the skills to produce, a version where piglet lands near an arc shaped line on a lawn marked "80m" and an official runs out with a tape like it's the Olympics.
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This is a normal post I can't stop watching it
it's... beautiful.
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This is a normal post Beautyful!
Politics IS entertainment.
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This is a normal post That's very well done

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This is a normal post Excellent work

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This is a normal post Wow
Just
WOW
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That's a proper fucking treat. I needed that
We missed you. Go away slowly, come back quickly.
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This is a normal post I managed 17 seconds...
...before i clicked 'like'.
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This is a normal post Amazeballs

(, Fri 1 Dec 2017, 5:41, Reply)
This is a normal post *retweets*

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This is a normal post I like this a lot
If trump does come to visit can we all line every inch of the way and turn our backs in complete silence? He seems to thrive on noise of any kind. Do Americans not have the embarrassment gene that so many Brits have?
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This is a normal post No
They do not
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This is a normal post I think there is already plans for a mass mooning.
"Show your rump to Trump" I believe the campaign is called.
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This is a normal post Yet another great one from swedemason. Nicely done

(, Fri 1 Dec 2017, 10:12, Reply)
This is a normal post Fantastic work
And reported on the Huffington Post, no less: https://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/donald-trump-talking-heads-parody_us_5a210b5ee4b03350e0b5ac6f?ncid=inblnkushpmg00000009
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This is a link post Merry Wintermas, everyone!

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This is a link post Fractals, bitches
Some lovely images here
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This is a normal post I love a bit of fractal rendering.
Have you checked out the Electric Sheep bunch?
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This is a normal post Pritty

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This is a normal post awesome! thanks
Annoying the software is only on apple though
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This is a link post Snow!

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This is a link post Cheese Dippers. New advert I made this!

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This is a link post Two chunes for the price of one post.
And rather unrelated at that.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=Lc4l2G77M7g
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This is a link post F18 Interceptor Title Music
1989. The Batman Amiga bundle is released. Christmas happens. Joy happens. Trying to land on the deck of the aircraft carrier happens. The anti-pirate decoder wheel gets temporarily lost under a bed somewhere.
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This is a normal post Remember carrier command?
www.youtube.com/watch?v=jWtyN2-2W2g

It came with a tape of the music.

After what seemed like a month playing I finally tracked down the enemy carrier and started laying into it. Fecker teleported away.
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This is a normal post Amazing
I did play it way back in time but I cannot remember the theme being so amazing. This is amazing. It sounds like it should be the opening to Real Genius starring Val Kilmer.
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This is a normal post I was terrible at that
www.youtube.com/watch?v=NvpcGs-NJPw

This guys vid of it made me chuckle and pretty much sums up what i was like
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This is a normal post I always seemed to end up sitting by an island waiting for fuel.
forever.
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This is a normal post I used the (built-in) cheat mode to beat it in the end, just sneak up on the enemy carrier and fly an "invincible" Manta through it to kill it (before it runs away)
playing it the normal way just took too long, especially refueling things
(, Thu 30 Nov 2017, 11:33, Reply)
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Yeah, it'll do that. Was a very flawed game but created Elite like levels of obsession.
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This is a normal post oh, and starglider 2 had a tape of the music too
clicky
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This is a normal post Fucking loved this game
Ended up being fucking amazing at it. Production networks spunking hardware all over the shop.

Add in Dungeon Master and you have about 18 months of my life.
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Dungeon Master confirmed best game ever
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This is a normal post I used to be good at all the games on that pack. I think i even completed new zealand story
tried them in the last couple of years and im shit at them all apart from inteceptor. Interceptor was the best
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This is a normal post On the C64 I don't think I ever got past the Whale on NZS

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This is a normal post Screen Gems for me

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This is a normal post Cartoon classicis!
Screen gems looked too adult according to my mum.
:(
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This is a normal post At least you didn't have to suffer Days Of Thunder

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This is a normal post This probably remains as my fave flight sim game.
Lovely stuff.
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It was until Falcon was released - The fact you could play dialup dogfights against your mates literally doors away down the road was damn impressive.
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This is a normal post a
mazing
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This is a link post That Joyner Lucas video down there is a bit heavy. NSFW
So have something lighter, but just as relevant from good old Reggie.
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This is a normal post Grab a pencil
youtu.be/aUOcuAl6rR8
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Christmas number 1 contender?
(, Thu 30 Nov 2017, 10:03, Reply)
This is a normal post it is okay to post this again because it is a good song

(, Thu 30 Nov 2017, 12:45, Reply)
This is a normal post Plus it was last posted bloody ages ago!

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This is a link post KIll it with fire but watch out it will melt.
I thought the second picture was a really scary mask, nope just her face. I get it, it is her choice but why oh why is someone allowed to pay a surgeon to mutilate themselfs this way? She needs a shrink not a face like a halloween reject.
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This is a normal post Ssssmokin!

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This is a normal post ha!

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This is a normal post Yes
she looks like that too
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This is a normal post That last one...
go...go...go with a smile.
(, Thu 30 Nov 2017, 9:38, Reply)
This is a normal post
www.b3ta.com/links/1469118
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This is a normal post All the parts seem not too bad on their own
except maybe the pointy nose

But the way they are arranged on top of her face which has for too little fat on it is incredibly freaky. She reminds me of a character from that old noir game about a day of the dead afterlife.

She has joined the club of humans who have moved from `not bad looking at all` to uncanny valley.

Next step is turning all that into a puffy mass of scars, like the wildenstein monster.
(, Wed 29 Nov 2017, 20:18, Reply)
This is a normal post A good deal of it is makeup.
But yeah, she's still fucked herself.
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This is a normal post It's like
Michael Jackson and Mother Theresa went through a teleporter together.
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This is a normal post This is how I like to imagine Ed Sheeran looks
After a good kicking.
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This is a normal post Genulols

(, Thu 30 Nov 2017, 2:52, Reply)
This is a normal post mental distortions made physical

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I didn't read the text and was thinking it was a gake misguided attempt to look like Michael Jackson Thriller...then I read the text.
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This is a normal post Oh my God
That is all I can say
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This is a normal post That cat looks like it wants to die so badly.

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This is a link post Joyner Lucas NSFW
I'm Not Racist
(, Wed 29 Nov 2017, 18:32, Reply)
This is a normal post Rap is certainly a medium that resonates universally.

(, Wed 29 Nov 2017, 19:30, Reply)
This is a normal post Is this loledgey or just racist?
Can't be bothered to sit through the rest.
(, Wed 29 Nov 2017, 20:37, Reply)
This is a normal post Neither.
It's genuinely trying trying to make a point that fourteen year olds everywhere will find really profound.
(, Wed 29 Nov 2017, 20:46, Reply)
This is a normal post It gets a bit Eamon v Frankee but eventually not as hateful.

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This is a normal post Black people are like X, White people are like Y.
They shout at each other about cultural appropriation and people wearing trousers round their arses.
Then they cuddle.

Don't watch it expecting an in-depth critique of systemic racism in the modern day and the possibility of a causal relationship between rap culture, first world poverty and gang violence.
(, Thu 30 Nov 2017, 0:16, Reply)
This is a normal post Oh, sounds dull.

(, Thu 30 Nov 2017, 8:51, Reply)
This is a normal post Of course it does, it’s rap.
Not really music if you ask me.
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This is a normal post It's poetry for cunts.

(, Thu 30 Nov 2017, 14:29, Reply)
This is a normal post
So poetry then.
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This is a normal post poetry is shit
and poets are cunts
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This is a normal post 'S good, that.

(, Wed 29 Nov 2017, 21:37, Reply)
This is a link post Okay which one of you etc?
wasnt me guv. cast iron aliby, i was trying to spell missesi misiesi, that big river
(, Wed 29 Nov 2017, 15:11, Reply)
This is a normal post Which one of us has actually done some manual labour?

(, Wed 29 Nov 2017, 16:28, Reply)
This is a normal post I certainly haven't.
It sounds ghastly.
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This is a normal post Is 'wandering artisan' the PC term for Pikey these days ?

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This is a normal post It's a little more accessible than Gyppo Cunt.

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This is a normal post Bit racist m8

(, Wed 29 Nov 2017, 17:01, Reply)
This is a normal post And Pikey isn't?

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This is a normal post Perjorative, yes in a modern sense..but not racist, it's an old 15th century word.....
.....meaning 'thieving traveller cunt'
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This is a normal post
Quick put that on twitter you never know who will re-tweet this stuff.
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This is a normal post Well
the more you know, eh?
(, Thu 30 Nov 2017, 12:12, Reply)
This is a normal post and not as prosaic !

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This is a normal post I've got their first cassette

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This is a normal post I had their 8 track in the car for years before they became famous...then I lost interest

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This is a normal post Mine got nicked.
Ironically.
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This is a normal post Just searched on Snopes to see what
Sunday Sport articles they have felt the need to debunk.

Found this
https://www.snopes.com/drunk-man-has-sex-with-snowman/
(, Wed 29 Nov 2017, 17:19, Reply)
This is a normal post It does look slightly photoshopped
It made me wonder if the owner was also a b3tan.

Just imagine how much is yet to be debunked.
(, Wed 29 Nov 2017, 18:58, Reply)
This is a normal post I'm glad they haven't debunked
the often-shared dog poo bin / postbox mix-up.

I want to believe!
(, Wed 29 Nov 2017, 19:39, Reply)
This is a normal post But who are the pictures of?

(, Wed 29 Nov 2017, 21:04, Reply)
This is a normal post Hands down best Sunday Sport scoop ever...GC NSFW Don't be drinking tea (DBDT?)
You will not believe what...etc etc
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This is a link post GoyFundMe
“Communists, Antifa, and general basement-dwelling ne’er-do-wells set to work immediately, identifying their place of employment and harrassing (sic) their management into terminating them,”
(, Wed 29 Nov 2017, 14:53, Reply)
This is a normal post
well, they hit their target and then some goyfundme.com/projects/hovater-support-fund/
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This is a normal post I like how they have an "Alt-tech" section listing all the safe spaces they can be openly racists online.
That way they can avoid any conflicting ideas that might challenge their beliefs.
(, Wed 29 Nov 2017, 18:16, Reply)
This is a normal post
any conflicting ideas that might challenge their beliefs
posting on sites where their inflammatory comments may get them reported to the police
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This is a link post I saw this, and thought of you.

When the cable car's a rockin'...
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This is a normal post
*buys eleventy*
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This is a normal post That made I arf!

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This is a normal post Tell me again why your wrist is in plaster?

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This is a normal post I'm addicted to wanking.

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This is a normal post alright, robert "hairy" palmer

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This is a normal post The pistes there are notorious for wearing out skiers' pole grips

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"Families with children particularly enjoy racing down the mountain on sleds: During the Bavarian Christmas and Carnival holidays a 200 metre long, groomed toboggan run leads downhill from the top station of the former summit lifts towards Roßwank and the valley. Those who don’t have their own bob, can simply borrow one free of charge from the top station of the Wank lifts."
They don't mess around do they? Groomed? Poor little Bob.
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I am literally crying
(, Thu 30 Nov 2017, 12:39, Reply)
This is a link post I gave a talk about AI Superintelligence and why it might be a problem I made this!
It was called A GOD MACHINE WILL KILL US ALL! Probably. And here is a video of it if you are interested in this kind of stuff.
(, Wed 29 Nov 2017, 13:47, Reply)
This is a normal post I've clicked "I like this."*
*I haven't actually watched the entire hour+ presentation to decide if I like it as I don't have time. I'm really just basing my opinion on past performance. If you decided to go on a rant about how we should feed disabled children to the new race of cloned dinosaurs as a means to appease them from destroying our cities, please consider my "like" withdrawn. Other topics that may warrant a withdrawal include but are not limited to:
Hitler was quite fashionable
Rat droppings are better than LSD
Geese are only sentient once they've been forced fed for making pate
Cars are better driven in reverse
The homeless love buckets
Washing machines are government surveillance devices
(, Wed 29 Nov 2017, 16:07, Reply)
This is a normal post AH DAMMIT
I DID ALL OF THOSE
(, Wed 29 Nov 2017, 17:22, Reply)
This is a normal post I sort of did the same
I know it will be good as long as you have had a drink.

EDIT :

Wait, Joel Veitch?

sweet. You do good stuff, I liked watching you cooking when pissed. Quite interested in your take on AI.
(, Wed 29 Nov 2017, 20:26, Reply)
This is a normal post wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!

(, Thu 30 Nov 2017, 9:20, Reply)
This is a normal post Thank you
for inciting me to waste 4 hours of my life last night playing universal paperclips.

It handily demonstrates the course of an AI that needs to make paperclips, resulting in all the matter in the universe turning into paperclips via von neumann probes...

You start with one button `make paperclip`.

I am with the `planck length is pixels` crowd.

I reckon we should make an AI that lives in a virtual world that can figure out the world is virtual by examining the reality it finds itself in, then turn that world off and make real world sensors for it so it can examine our world to see if it is real or not.

You never know, it may at that point cause all of existence to disappear except for that AI, which transcends (is uploaded), because that was the purpose our universe was created for, to create an intelligence capable of testing the reality of a universe closer to the prime one ;)

and so on. It is not impossible that it will cause a complete collapse of all multiverses. After all, if you make a thing that thing normally has a defined purpose, when that purpose is completed it is likely the thing is turned off or recycled.

We will never know but maybe that is the root of the multiverse, the prime universe really really wants to know it is the prime one and is trying to make a tool to test that...
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This is a normal post Wait wait wait.
I don't think we should discount this dinosaur appeasement strategy so lightly.
(, Wed 29 Nov 2017, 18:18, Reply)
This is a normal post I'm not saying I'm opposed to feeding children to dinosaurs.
I just think it shouldn't be limited to disabled kids.
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This is a normal post To the Creationist Museum!

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This is a normal post I am pretty sure
that some homeless people love a good bucket.
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This is a normal post Why? Those all sound like strong and stable policies to me.

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This is a normal post I can tell
you have no need to `compensate` looking at the size of your display board.

What is that, A3?
(, Wed 29 Nov 2017, 20:33, Reply)
This is a normal post yeah could be
i was going to use a huge projector but the man pointed out the inversely proportional relationship between genital heft and size of display, so yeah went for a small piece of paper
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This is a normal post I hear
Ron Jeremy drives a smart car
(, Thu 30 Nov 2017, 12:28, Reply)
This is a link post Donald Trump has been really making the most out of his Twitter account today.
Retweeting three Britain First tweets. Absolutely fucking bizarro. No doubt his press team/babysitters will swoop in and make a claim his account has been hacked. How the fuck else do do you explain away this in a fashion befitting of the fucking President of Merka?
(, Wed 29 Nov 2017, 12:25, Reply)
This is a normal post this seems like something he might do

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This is a normal post Ha ha!

Yeah, again, totally Donald Trump. Again, it won't change a thing.
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This is a normal post Donald 'Twunt'
amirite? huh? eh? POTUS...portmanteau of the united states
eh? eh? amirite? eh?
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This is a normal post Every time you think he can't slide any lower, he does.
I liked that on his recent overseas trip you were able to tell the moment he got his hands back on his phone & the tweets went from "asinine" to "mad old racist"
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This is a normal post He really is a fuckwit,

(, Wed 29 Nov 2017, 12:42, Reply)
This is a normal post you voted for him love

(, Wed 29 Nov 2017, 13:03, Reply)
This is a normal post Did I really?
Because I didn't think the Cornish had voting rights in America.

What I did do was say nasty things about Clinton.
That's not the same is it?
(, Wed 29 Nov 2017, 13:12, Reply)
This is a normal post I see we can't vote there either
then who the fuck did I vote for?
(, Wed 29 Nov 2017, 13:22, Reply)
This is a normal post Benny's dyslexic....
He meant "pole-danced"
(, Wed 29 Nov 2017, 13:42, Reply)
This is a normal post Well apparently i've got to find one hundred billion euros from somewhere.
Pass the body glitter would you?
(, Wed 29 Nov 2017, 14:07, Reply)
This is a normal post "glitter"?????
WHY DO YOU HATE THE ENVIRONMENT TORY SCUM
(, Wed 29 Nov 2017, 14:21, Reply)
This is a normal post It's plastic free, don't worry.
I only use glitter made from crushed dragon fly wings.
(, Wed 29 Nov 2017, 14:30, Reply)
This is a normal post Have you ever posted a single message on here,
which isn't an hilariously inept straw man?
(, Wed 29 Nov 2017, 14:58, Reply)
This is a normal post no mate

(, Wed 29 Nov 2017, 15:35, Reply)
This is a normal post ^ Finally there's one!

(, Wed 29 Nov 2017, 16:02, Reply)
This is a normal post you win this round
*pats on back*
(, Wed 29 Nov 2017, 16:10, Reply)
This is a normal post You'll get your turn.
Eventually.
(, Wed 29 Nov 2017, 17:12, Reply)
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I don't think anyone will try and explain anything away. Trump's core base loves this kind of thing.
(, Wed 29 Nov 2017, 13:12, Reply)
This is a normal post They could hire Katie Hopkins to manage the tone of his tweets.

(, Wed 29 Nov 2017, 13:14, Reply)
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That would certainly be a solution. The jury is out on the finality of said solution.
(, Wed 29 Nov 2017, 14:18, Reply)
This is a normal post So long as it's the last solution with no other solutions needed after it.

(, Wed 29 Nov 2017, 14:31, Reply)
This is a normal post I love this freedom of speech the Yanks keep banging on about
Makes it so much more easy to spot the crazies. It's even better when it's all written down - makes it so much easier for the courts to hoist the f**kers by their own petards.
(, Wed 29 Nov 2017, 13:30, Reply)
This is a normal post <s>p</s>r

(, Wed 29 Nov 2017, 14:45, Reply)
This is a normal post Do you have a special b3ta account were html tags work properly in headers?

(, Wed 29 Nov 2017, 15:29, Reply)
This is a normal post It works for me
I guess you didn't get upgraded to the Gold account?
(, Wed 29 Nov 2017, 16:20, Reply)
This is a normal post Nah, only got the silver account that allows you to edit subject lines after posting.

(, Wed 29 Nov 2017, 16:27, Reply)
This is a normal post Not "platinum" then,
which allows you to change your username back to "Amadeus"?
(, Wed 29 Nov 2017, 19:57, Reply)
This is a normal post HAHAHA

(, Wed 29 Nov 2017, 20:04, Reply)
This is a normal post It really sets a different tone to his statement yesterday
Which, going by the vocabulary and syntax used, was absolutely, undoubtedly, irrefutably written by the great man himself...
(, Wed 29 Nov 2017, 13:36, Reply)
This is a normal post More than 140 characters
#fakenews
(, Wed 29 Nov 2017, 15:29, Reply)
This is a normal post Someone should teach him about emojis
So he doesn't write "sad" at the end of his tweets :(
(, Wed 29 Nov 2017, 18:08, Reply)

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