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This is a link post Microphone C&B
Whilst I'm sure this microphone gives a superior sound, I for one shall not be purchasing it, due to it's curious shape
 (I helped save b3ta! RompaStompa Stick it up your jumper, Sat 23 Jun 2018, 13:04, Reply)
This is a normal post Haha
The surround system below it is clearly some sort of S & M orgy.
 (I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Sat 23 Jun 2018, 14:12, Reply)
This is a normal post Ha!
It looks like a cock and balls.
 (I helped save b3ta! Jeffrey44 (User was banned for this post), Sat 23 Jun 2018, 20:43, Reply)
This is a normal post OMG IT DOES TOO!
ROFLMFAO!
 (I helped save b3ta! simbosan is too tired, Sun 24 Jun 2018, 1:32, Reply)
This is a normal post LOLOLOLOLOL

(I helped save b3ta! Fadgebadger Sweaty sumo wanks for everyone!, Sun 24 Jun 2018, 7:45, Reply)
This is a link post Painting Rick Sanchez from Rick & Morty ‘RealistRickLy’ I made this!
Hey guys made this for fun. Was fun to edit.
(oliputland, Sat 23 Jun 2018, 7:59, Reply)
This is a normal post RACIST

(I helped save b3ta! Fadgebadger Sweaty sumo wanks for everyone!, Sat 23 Jun 2018, 8:05, Reply)
This is a normal post I like the picture you made.
And, as per the board rule reiterated in red above the posting form, that is all I have to say.
 (I helped save b3ta! George Blank my 2nd last sig was funny, Sat 23 Jun 2018, 14:28, Reply)
This is a normal post I like this, so I clicked accordingly.

(Huw Edwards Digital ID is fine, shut up, Sat 23 Jun 2018, 15:14, Reply)
This is a link post How the Lightning Rod was Invented and Terrified & Offended People
also: How Doing Drugs Led to Success & the Arc Lamp - www.youtube.com/watch?v=Nu4smEQCYNY
(I helped save b3ta! artifus is doing it all wrong, Sat 23 Jun 2018, 2:14, Reply)
This is a link post Dungen, because I just discovered them again

(I helped save b3ta! Woo Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Fri 22 Jun 2018, 22:12, Reply)
This is a normal post
Never heard it but i quite like it
 (Sherbs, Mon 25 Jun 2018, 4:20, Reply)
This is a link post Arena
Clever use of Google Earth
(I helped save b3ta! RompaStompa Stick it up your jumper, Fri 22 Jun 2018, 19:54, Reply)
This is a normal post Very cool
I really hope they used algorithms, otherwise it just feels like too much work.
 (I helped save b3ta! Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...", Fri 22 Jun 2018, 23:30, Reply)
This is a normal post Ooooh. I like that.
But... ARGH! VIMEO!

Buffering... buffering... buffering...

Vimeo makes my 1.2mbps-on-a-good-day broadband cry.
 (I helped save b3ta! Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Sat 23 Jun 2018, 10:10, Reply)
This is a link post How to gently kill a chicken
Interesting.
(SockCooker ПТН ПНХ, Fri 22 Jun 2018, 18:18, Reply)
This is a normal post It didn't look so gentle
when the thing was struggling whilst she was ripping off it's head...
 (I helped save b3ta! My Name was saying these words inside your head on, Fri 22 Jun 2018, 19:17, Reply)
This is a normal post I think the struggling will help to get as much of the blood out as possible
that's why she didn't snap the head off too quickly, I imagine. I assume blood draining keeps things fresher and cleaner to butcher later.

I am not much of an authority on meat, so I might be talking tosh, but that is how I interpreted events.
 (I helped save b3ta! gaijintendo Regular Member, Fri 22 Jun 2018, 20:34, Reply)
This is a normal post One of the effects of draining the blood is it helps the meat cool more quickly
Cooling helps reduce meat being spoiled by bacteria, and so keeps fresher longer.
 (I helped save b3ta! Varmint, Fri 22 Jun 2018, 21:11, Reply)
This is a normal post
Really wish I hadn't clicked that.
 (I helped save b3ta! Octo I ruin everything., Fri 22 Jun 2018, 19:47, Reply)
This is a normal post I'd like her to gently rip the head off my cock...

(I helped save b3ta! Happosai _,,,,_(O ; o)_,,,, Fri 22 Jun 2018, 19:50, Reply)
This is a normal post
As long as she is gentle on the genitals..
 (Sherbs, Fri 29 Jun 2018, 1:56, Reply)
This is a normal post 'Respectful'
Fuck off. I wonder how respected she'd feel if somebody gently cut her throat then broke her neck.
 (Huw Edwards Digital ID is fine, shut up, Fri 22 Jun 2018, 19:59, Reply)
This is a normal post Are you a vegan?

(SockCooker ПТН ПНХ, Fri 22 Jun 2018, 20:21, Reply)
This is a normal post
He thinks chickens die by self-administered lethal injection. Or perhaps not at all.
 (I helped save b3ta! After you my dear Alfonse No. After you., Fri 22 Jun 2018, 20:25, Reply)
This is a normal post How ever did you guess?

(Huw Edwards Digital ID is fine, shut up, Fri 22 Jun 2018, 20:53, Reply)
This is a normal post For me it was the endlessly tedious bollocks that gave it away.

(I helped save b3ta! Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Fri 22 Jun 2018, 23:56, Reply)
This is a normal post Lol!

(Huw Edwards Digital ID is fine, shut up, Sat 23 Jun 2018, 17:26, Reply)
This is a normal post Is 'respectful' a new euphemism?
Like 'extraordinary rendition' means torture.
 (I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Fri 22 Jun 2018, 21:02, Reply)
This is a normal post extraordinary rendition means kidnapping
harsh interrogation methods means torture. That's why you can't get served in your local halal chicken joint.
That and fighting and and wetting yourself. Or is that me?
 (I helped save b3ta! The Ann Coulter Fan Club Babylon is burning at, Fri 22 Jun 2018, 23:06, Reply)
This is a normal post I wasn't being literal.
I was comparing the twisted reframing of the words used.

If you are going to kill the chicken, say it. Don't pretend you are doing the chicken a favour.

Edit Oh FFS, now 'kill the chicken' is another euphemism.
*loops*
 (I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Sat 23 Jun 2018, 2:11, Reply)
This is a normal post i'd imagine if he was a chicken his main thought would be:
"BaKAWK?"
or are you anthropomorphising in this scenario?
 (I helped save b3ta! cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Sat 23 Jun 2018, 2:21, Reply)
This is a normal post Jihadi fried chicken

(I helped save b3ta! Fadgebadger Sweaty sumo wanks for everyone!, Fri 22 Jun 2018, 20:57, Reply)
This is a normal post
{:-D
 (I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Fri 22 Jun 2018, 21:09, Reply)
This is a normal post (Stupid + tasty) - cute = fucked.

(Jimbotfu Bummed in the gob again, Fri 22 Jun 2018, 22:56, Reply)
This is a normal post She should get a job at
Dignitas. She has some talent there.
 (835Rocks, Sat 23 Jun 2018, 0:57, Reply)
This is a normal post It's not exactly pig boring, is it?

(I helped save b3ta! The Awful Puppy Bakery is still bored, Sat 23 Jun 2018, 3:05, Reply)
This is a normal post
fucking hell
 (becomingbatman, Sat 23 Jun 2018, 15:47, Reply)
This is a normal post I turned it off after a minute so i didn't see it getting killed. I'm a vegetarian and thought i might not bother watching it die.
I like the comment "you are the Bob Ross of chicken killing" though
 (Sherbs, Sun 24 Jun 2018, 7:19, Reply)
This is a normal post Yeah but you'd happily watch a farmer rip the head off a lettuce
You sick fuck
 (I helped save b3ta! Fadgebadger Sweaty sumo wanks for everyone!, Sun 24 Jun 2018, 10:32, Reply)
This is a normal post
Ah..yes
Always a joyful thing..i like to eat them alive
 (Sherbs, Sun 24 Jun 2018, 13:04, Reply)
This is a normal post MODS!!!!!!!!!!

(I helped save b3ta! Fadgebadger Sweaty sumo wanks for everyone!, Sun 24 Jun 2018, 13:13, Reply)
This is a normal post Needs more..
Image and video hosting by TinyPic
*edit..he looks like my dad.
 (Sherbs, Mon 25 Jun 2018, 6:33, Reply)
This is a normal post Aaaaaand...
...I’m vegetarian.
 (I helped save b3ta! cupboardy, Sun 24 Jun 2018, 21:07, Reply)
This is a normal post Animal slaughter isn't a pleasant process
Seriously why are people surprised at this
 (I helped save b3ta! Paul_P, Mon 25 Jun 2018, 10:00, Reply)
This is a normal post Fucks sake you sick cunts
Don't we have fucking rules about this?
 (I helped save b3ta! Invisible Wizard - 12th Level Errorer, Tue 26 Jun 2018, 22:14, Reply)
This is a link post Nine dishes from around Europe
And to think some people want to leave...
 (MC Chicken Sandwich All I want for Christmas is your mum, Fri 22 Jun 2018, 17:55, Reply)
This is a normal post I've tried a good few of these...
...and the andouillette, blood pancakes and the Polish lard are all excellent. Far better than the shocking industrial fast food dominating the British diet. And no-one knows what goes into an elephant's leg kebab, except there's no actual elephant's leg.
 (Hemipygous, Fri 22 Jun 2018, 18:29, Reply)
This is a normal post How is lard a good thing to eat?
I agree with you on the industrialised fast food though.
 (I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Sat 23 Jun 2018, 13:06, Reply)
This is a normal post I expected to like andouillette
but my god it's the worse thing I've ever put in my mouth
 (horrid, Sat 23 Jun 2018, 16:27, Reply)
This is a normal post You sure about that?
*unzips*
 (I helped save b3ta! Fadgebadger Sweaty sumo wanks for everyone!, Sun 24 Jun 2018, 0:17, Reply)
This is a normal post yep
unless you've been eating rubber bands and are going to shit in my mouth
 (horrid, Sun 24 Jun 2018, 15:10, Reply)
This is a normal post Andouillette is the vilest thing ever ever ever
If not ever
 (I helped save b3ta! simbosan is too tired, Sun 24 Jun 2018, 3:40, Reply)
This is a normal post By God, but that website is swarming with pop-ups and other shit.

(I helped save b3ta! Fray Brentos *mega-belms*, Sat 23 Jun 2018, 14:29, Reply)
This is a link post How's about a Parade?
The first few seconds set the scene
(I helped save b3ta! RompaStompa Stick it up your jumper, Fri 22 Jun 2018, 17:34, Reply)
This is a normal post That was awesome. Literally awesome.

(I helped save b3ta! Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Fri 22 Jun 2018, 18:00, Reply)
This is a normal post I've been looking at their other vids. I wish they'd come to London and show the organisers of both the Lord Mayor's Show and the Notting Hill Carnival how it's done.

(I helped save b3ta! Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Fri 22 Jun 2018, 20:33, Reply)
This is a normal post
I'd head to the big city just for that
 (I helped save b3ta! RompaStompa Stick it up your jumper, Sat 23 Jun 2018, 9:11, Reply)
This is a normal post Need to book them for Trooping the Colour next year

(MC Chicken Sandwich All I want for Christmas is your mum, Fri 22 Jun 2018, 18:03, Reply)
This is a normal post RACIST!

(theswollenbeef where there's a will there's a wank, Fri 22 Jun 2018, 18:08, Reply)
This is a normal post haha

(I helped save b3ta! parsons* *restrictions apply, Fri 22 Jun 2018, 20:55, Reply)
This is a normal post

(I helped save b3ta! Varmint, Fri 22 Jun 2018, 19:40, Reply)
This is a normal post fucking
BOMBASTIC. love it love it love it
 (L E T S G O "Stop buying into and spreading this shit", Fri 22 Jun 2018, 19:46, Reply)
This is a normal post Sometimes I feel sad,
and generally think the future looks bleak for the human race. Then I see something that makes me happy to my core.
 (I helped save b3ta! The Awful Puppy Bakery is still bored, Sat 23 Jun 2018, 3:18, Reply)
This is a normal post
Superb
 (becomingbatman, Sat 23 Jun 2018, 15:48, Reply)
This is a normal post All I'm thinking now is
Zulu: The Musical
 (I helped save b3ta! The_cold_stare Coming here only when very, very bored, Sat 23 Jun 2018, 17:52, Reply)
This is a normal post I watched it and was worried about some of their knees

(I helped save b3ta! gaijintendo Regular Member, Sat 23 Jun 2018, 20:15, Reply)
This is a normal post Nice to see
a bunch of sousaphones in a marching band and not have to hear them being played.
 (Captain Ignorant what does this button do..., Sun 24 Jun 2018, 9:03, Reply)
This is a normal post I've always wanted to go to the India / Pakistan border

(LetsGetDownToIt, Mon 25 Jun 2018, 11:33, Reply)
This is a link post Indie Game Review: Super Dangerous Dungeons I made this!
Someone took a load of games from the 80s and 90s and slammed them altogether with pixels to make this. Is it any good? Yeah, it's alright actually.
(I helped save b3ta! dogbomb, Fri 22 Jun 2018, 16:59, Reply)
This is a normal post Wait.
Fuck. Wha?
 (I helped save b3ta! wheresthefish Partly filled with wrong, Fri 22 Jun 2018, 17:15, Reply)
This is a normal post Luckily
I'm already drinking! Hooray!
 (I helped save b3ta! evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Fri 22 Jun 2018, 17:17, Reply)
This is a normal post *opens a beer*
looks more like an old SNES/Sega game than a lot of the other '8-bit' nostalgia fests
 (horrid, Fri 22 Jun 2018, 18:55, Reply)
This is a normal post Good review there sir
Reminds me of the Amiga days
 (Sherbs, Sat 23 Jun 2018, 23:27, Reply)
This is a link post Matt Berry interviews..... Brian Eno
Matt Berry presents a series of interviews with the greats of the
stage, screen and music world.

This week Matt Berry brings you his interview with musician, composer,
producer and artist Brian Eno. Berry sat down with Brian Eno at the
peak of his creativity back in October 1976 at a recording studio
situated in the French countryside. Quite defensive from the outset,
Eno did eventually thaw to give me quite an insight into the man,
and more importantly, the artist.
 (S4RK perhaps perhaps purrrr..haps., Fri 22 Jun 2018, 14:16, Reply)
This is a normal post Hello, Steven. This is Clem Fandango. Can you hear me?

(I helped save b3ta! Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Fri 22 Jun 2018, 15:22, Reply)
This is a normal post DaH tlhIngan Qlem!

(I helped save b3ta! jonbob loves you, Fri 22 Jun 2018, 22:21, Reply)
This is a link post 2 1/2 hours of
a) God like Genius
or
b) Self indulgent wankery
(LetsGetDownToIt, Fri 22 Jun 2018, 13:43, Reply)
This is a normal post
I'll have a b) please Bob.
Still playing half the concert as an encore I see.
 (I helped save b3ta! evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Fri 22 Jun 2018, 13:57, Reply)
This is a normal post I do love them
but Thom seems totally bored singing the same songs for 25 years.

Clever set list with links in the YouTube page btw
 (LetsGetDownToIt, Fri 22 Jun 2018, 14:11, Reply)
This is a normal post I did love them
But they're the only band I've ever seen live that I liked less after seeing them than before.
 (I helped save b3ta! evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Fri 22 Jun 2018, 15:47, Reply)
This is a normal post I can say the same about Public Service Broadcasting
But it was Radiohead that I took an active dislike to. PSB just didn’t work in a live setting.
 (I helped save b3ta! wheresthefish Partly filled with wrong, Fri 22 Jun 2018, 17:41, Reply)
This is a normal post This to both bands...
Good for home listening, tedious live...
 (I helped save b3ta! Happosai _,,,,_(O ; o)_,,,, Fri 22 Jun 2018, 17:58, Reply)
This is a normal post in these days of everything being polarised
am I allowed to say somewhere in between?
 (horrid, Fri 22 Jun 2018, 14:26, Reply)
This is a normal post Yes
but be prepared for abuse from both sides
 (LetsGetDownToIt, Fri 22 Jun 2018, 14:33, Reply)
This is a normal post 2.5 hours?
Sounds like a Cure encore
 (I helped save b3ta! TownsendsPublisher is all gravy baby, Fri 22 Jun 2018, 14:42, Reply)
This is a normal post Manbun
That answers your question
 (I helped save b3ta! Fadgebadger Sweaty sumo wanks for everyone!, Fri 22 Jun 2018, 15:35, Reply)
This is a normal post Play Creep you wonky-eyed cunt

(I helped save b3ta! Woo Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Fri 22 Jun 2018, 20:41, Reply)
This is a normal post ...is how to heckle Russell Howard

(I helped save b3ta! George Blank my 2nd last sig was funny, Sat 23 Jun 2018, 7:38, Reply)
This is a link post Anyone fancy a few beers in London this August I made this!
Yes, it’s the unerfashionable Bash Season in the nation’s capital.

Come along to the Royal Oak in Borough, deface some bibles and copies of the Daily Heil, join in with the quiz etc.

Meh.
 (I helped save b3ta! Fray Brentos *mega-belms*, Fri 22 Jun 2018, 13:01, Reply)
This is a link post Hyenas kill kudu bull in luxury camp’s reception area
What a mess.

Mana Pools National Park, Zimbabwe
 (I helped save b3ta! Mudface The web isn't callipygian, Fri 22 Jun 2018, 10:51, Reply)
This is a normal post Wow, I wonder if they'll shut doors after that

(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Fri 22 Jun 2018, 12:34, Reply)
This is a normal post Reminds me of the story about a tiger shot in Raffles Hotel, Singapore
And the headmaster in his pyjamas, who managed to fatally wound the billiard table it was hiding underneath.
 (SockCooker ПТН ПНХ, Fri 22 Jun 2018, 16:05, Reply)
This is a normal post It's the Kudu that you do

(I helped save b3ta! Varmint, Fri 22 Jun 2018, 19:41, Reply)
This is a link post He was a lot more chill in Easy Rider.

(I helped save b3ta! Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Fri 22 Jun 2018, 10:12, Reply)
This is a normal post old man has extreme opinion shocker

(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 22 Jun 2018, 10:37, Reply)
This is a normal post Aging hippie liberal's mask slips.

(I helped save b3ta! Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Fri 22 Jun 2018, 11:17, Reply)
This is a normal post They're all evil underneath.
EEEEEEEVIIIIILL.

Those elderly Hippie Liberals.

Famous for it.
 (Jimbotfu Bummed in the gob again, Fri 22 Jun 2018, 22:59, Reply)
This is a normal post What do you mean, underneath?

(I helped save b3ta! Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Fri 22 Jun 2018, 23:43, Reply)
This is a normal post Great url

(I helped save b3ta! gaijintendo Regular Member, Fri 22 Jun 2018, 11:39, Reply)
This is a normal post What I don't get
Is even whacked out my brain on whisky, I don't come out with stuff like:

"that suggested 12-year-old Baron Trump should be ripped from “his mother’s arms and put in a cage with paedophiles”

^That is fucking deranged, and he should be pulled up for mouthing off like that, even if he was pissed out of his mind. That's a 12 year old child he's on about, advocating his rape. Not cool dude
 (I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Fri 22 Jun 2018, 12:38, Reply)
This is a normal post It is certainly true that your contributions to /links are very infrequent these days.

(I helped save b3ta! Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Fri 22 Jun 2018, 15:27, Reply)
This is a normal post I think some of you are missing the point,
He tweeted it about an 11 year old.
 (SockCooker ПТН ПНХ, Fri 22 Jun 2018, 16:12, Reply)
This is a normal post I think you're missing the point.
I mean, he could have attacked Donald Trump, but it wouldn't have made any sense - his mother is dead, and paedophiles wouldn't be any threat to him.

there's some very good people, on both sides of the bars.
 (m.auron, Fri 22 Jun 2018, 19:45, Reply)
This is a normal post He could be ripped from his daughter's arms though...
and caged up with some gerontophiles!

I think I might endorse that.
 (eViLegion Chief Commissioner of the Scottish Lunacy Board, Fri 22 Jun 2018, 21:00, Reply)
This is a normal post He could have said lots of things, but he didn't.
He said, "WE SHOULD RIP BARRON TRUMP FROM HIS MOTHER’S ARMS AND PUT HIM IN A CAGE WITH PEDOPHILES".

I do not understand how that is defensible.
 (SockCooker ПТН ПНХ, Fri 22 Jun 2018, 22:37, Reply)
This is a normal post Ageing is mandatory, wisdom is not.

(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Fri 22 Jun 2018, 17:08, Reply)
This is a normal post he just wants to be free
to do what he wants to do
 (Mehitabel_Itrang, Fri 22 Jun 2018, 21:59, Reply)
This is a normal post Topic not mentioned in this,
but a great recent interview with Fonda: www.earwolf.com/episode/peter-fonda/
 (I helped save b3ta! tubaman, Sat 23 Jun 2018, 3:43, Reply)
This is a link post Instragram TV portrait nightmare
Am I wrong, but does this say Instagram will now compete with YouTube, and everything has to be in portrait? I for one do not welcome our new portrait format overlords
 (I helped save b3ta! RompaStompa Stick it up your jumper, Fri 22 Jun 2018, 8:55, Reply)
This is a normal post Brilliant.
Even longer portrait videos of narcissistic thickos.
 (I helped save b3ta! Fadgebadger Sweaty sumo wanks for everyone!, Fri 22 Jun 2018, 9:11, Reply)
This is a normal post Well you can tell
they really know their target demographic.

Idiots.
 (I helped save b3ta! My Name was saying these words inside your head on, Fri 22 Jun 2018, 10:56, Reply)
This is a normal post I've never understood how it seems to be so challenging to tilt the phone when shooting video for what seems to be most people
It is not a science
 (I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Fri 22 Jun 2018, 12:41, Reply)
This is a link post Creme Eggs knock out electric car charging point

(MC Chicken Sandwich All I want for Christmas is your mum, Thu 21 Jun 2018, 16:41, Reply)
This is a normal post Vandalism tips from the BBC there.

(I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Thu 21 Jun 2018, 16:47, Reply)
This is a normal post I had
the same thought. Now I know that jamming a creme egg into a charging station fucks it up good and proper.
 (I helped save b3ta! My Name was saying these words inside your head on, Thu 21 Jun 2018, 20:35, Reply)
This is a normal post And exactly how much it costs!
They should do an article on where to stick a creme egg to cause the most collateral damage.
 (I helped save b3ta! Draconacticus Reject shampoo. Demand real poo!, Thu 21 Jun 2018, 20:44, Reply)
This is a normal post It could be
a weekly feature article.

'This week we are evaluating the collateral damage one creme egg can do to a Porsche 911'

They could do tests where they simulate putting the egg in various places on the car then calculate the repair costs.

'Next week : A Boeing 747'
 (I helped save b3ta! My Name was saying these words inside your head on, Thu 21 Jun 2018, 21:37, Reply)
This is a normal post Is there nothing they won't try to deep fry?

(I helped save b3ta! Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Thu 21 Jun 2018, 16:54, Reply)
This is a normal post err...
maybe put some rubber gloves on and clean it with a kitchen towel?

... is what SHE said
 (L E T S G O "Stop buying into and spreading this shit", Thu 21 Jun 2018, 17:20, Reply)
This is a normal post Stick a fork in it

(I helped save b3ta! gaijintendo Regular Member, Thu 21 Jun 2018, 17:22, Reply)
This is a normal post Just get the hose out
give it a good spray down it will be fine.
 (I helped save b3ta! My Name was saying these words inside your head on, Thu 21 Jun 2018, 21:38, Reply)
This is a normal post Who are these idiots
and why are they trying to plug their cars into creme egg dispensers?
 (I helped save b3ta! wheresthefish Partly filled with wrong, Thu 21 Jun 2018, 17:54, Reply)
This is a normal post
There's probably not much else to do up there.
 (MC Chicken Sandwich All I want for Christmas is your mum, Thu 21 Jun 2018, 21:03, Reply)
This is a normal post What an oeuful thing to do.

(I helped save b3ta! Draconacticus Reject shampoo. Demand real poo!, Thu 21 Jun 2018, 18:23, Reply)
This is a normal post Someone's going to have to shell out £800 to fix it

(I helped save b3ta! tarka_dall Like normal dall, only a bit more spicy, Thu 21 Jun 2018, 21:06, Reply)
This is a normal post
I've noticed the BBC is getting far more clickbaity, QED.

But this car was seen speeding away.


 (LokiMD, Thu 21 Jun 2018, 18:26, Reply)
This is a normal post I've seen the future
And it's egg-shaped.
 (I helped save b3ta! evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Thu 21 Jun 2018, 20:36, Reply)
This is a normal post un oeuf is un oeuf

(Hemipygous, Thu 21 Jun 2018, 21:59, Reply)
This is a normal post this is getting beyond the yolk

(I helped save b3ta! Turboesprit Volume knob, Thu 21 Jun 2018, 22:09, Reply)
This is a normal post £800 is a poultry sum

(I helped save b3ta! cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Fri 22 Jun 2018, 2:12, Reply)
This is a normal post What a load of shite,
I'm sure it could be fixed in about 5 minutes.
 (SockCooker ПТН ПНХ, Fri 22 Jun 2018, 16:52, Reply)
This is a link post Blog Post : My views on VR as it stands in the summer of 2018. I made this!


Not posted on here for like forever, and this subject might be a bit dated for some, but I thought I'd do a blog on VR. Not massively insightful and might be a total shit sandwich, but a shit sandwich that I'm sharing with you none the less.
 (I helped save b3ta! Firkinfedup last shat on your wife's tits at, Thu 21 Jun 2018, 13:20, Reply)
This is a normal post
Oculus Go is a bit shite. I say that as a Rift fanboy (and owner).
 (I helped save b3ta! DinivanX Has stinging piss after drinking Pact Coffee, Thu 21 Jun 2018, 13:45, Reply)
This is a normal post Go is great for Porn.
Apparently. In fact the GearVR was nicknamed the "masturbatorium".
 (I helped save b3ta! JamTallons, Thu 21 Jun 2018, 14:02, Reply)
This is a normal post I heard it has flunked
shit battery apparently? I've not tried the Rift yet, gotta be done.
 (I helped save b3ta! Firkinfedup last shat on your wife's tits at, Thu 21 Jun 2018, 14:29, Reply)
This is a normal post I've tried most
And the Vive is far and away the best - as you'd expect for something that expensive.
The Playstation version is more than adequate, especially given how much cheaper it is. I certainly prefer it to the DK versions of the Rift (I haven't tried the consumer version).
Things get very shit when you're down at the "slot a smartphone into it" end of the market though.

Of all of them, the one I can see the most use for outside of gaming is Hololens, but that's fundamentally a different concept.
 (I helped save b3ta! evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Thu 21 Jun 2018, 14:12, Reply)
This is a normal post I was looking into the Vive Pro
but that's some pricey shite, and no sensors??
 (I helped save b3ta! Firkinfedup last shat on your wife's tits at, Thu 21 Jun 2018, 14:31, Reply)
This is a normal post The release version of the Rift outperforms the Vive
In all ways except free moment where the vive has no real competition. fov and resolutions are identical.
 (I helped save b3ta! DinivanX Has stinging piss after drinking Pact Coffee, Thu 21 Jun 2018, 14:32, Reply)
This is a normal post Free movement was the killer though
Being able to get up and walk around the room and still be immersed was deeply impressive.
 (I helped save b3ta! evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Thu 21 Jun 2018, 14:37, Reply)
This is a normal post The best thing about computer games
is that you can play them sitting on your arse for hours on end.

Why ruin that with exercise?
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This is a normal post Also, who has the room to get up and walk around without tripping over a pile of DVDs or treading on LEGO?
It's like those fucking Wii adverts where everyone has an 8-seater sofa and a lounge big enough for Scottie to turn into a pair of Humpback Whale tanks.
 (I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Thu 21 Jun 2018, 16:45, Reply)
This is a normal post Americans mostly

(I helped save b3ta! evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Thu 21 Jun 2018, 21:15, Reply)
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For me and the size of my flat it's simply a non-starter. I can get about a 3mx3m square area for flailing about. The Vive's USP requires you to own your own warehouse.
 (I helped save b3ta! DinivanX Has stinging piss after drinking Pact Coffee, Thu 21 Jun 2018, 16:05, Reply)
This is a normal post I tried it at work
Where I don't have to contend with coffee tables, pets, toddlers and random bits of Duplo scattered about.
 (I helped save b3ta! evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Thu 21 Jun 2018, 16:13, Reply)
This is a normal post I've learnt to cope with LEGO
But DUPLO? I genuinely still have (the)a scar(s).
 (I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Thu 21 Jun 2018, 16:49, Reply)
This is a normal post I'm going to wait
for an AR machine as used in Red Dwarf.
 (I helped save b3ta! Tusk knows where you live, Thu 21 Jun 2018, 14:20, Reply)
This is a normal post Brilliant episode!

(I helped save b3ta! Firkinfedup last shat on your wife's tits at, Thu 21 Jun 2018, 14:31, Reply)
This is a normal post Is there a secret message in dot of the i of 'wait'?

(dyllon nice beaver., Thu 21 Jun 2018, 15:32, Reply)
This is a normal post Yeah, it says he needs to use a Google Cardboard set to jump start the second big bang.

(I helped save b3ta! Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...", Thu 21 Jun 2018, 16:11, Reply)
This is a normal post I've played with a couple of VR systems
Oculus Rift and HoloLens I think. I remain unconvinced that it has any brighter future than 3D TVs.
 (I helped save b3ta! wheresthefish Partly filled with wrong, Thu 21 Jun 2018, 14:38, Reply)
This is a normal post "I think there is a world market for maybe five computers"
Watson, IBM, 1973

except actually,he probably never said it
 (SockCooker ПТН ПНХ, Fri 22 Jun 2018, 19:36, Reply)
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Great read, have a click
 (becomingbatman, Thu 21 Jun 2018, 14:42, Reply)
This is a normal post Awooga! Cyberzone klaxon!
Cyberzone: Craig Charles presiding over the pinnacle of computer graphics circa 1993.

I worked on the game engine for that show, a system known as "Superscape" which was by the company of the same name.

The show was produced by Broadsword TV, the people behind Knightmare, initially for never-aired ITV pilot but eventually commissioned by BBC2's head of yoof, Janet Street-Porter.

Hmm. I should do a blog post of my own.
 (I helped save b3ta! Amish Information Systems hates misplaced, commas, Thu 21 Jun 2018, 15:48, Reply)
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Yes you fucking should.

Also I failed an audition for Knightmare.
 (I helped save b3ta! evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Thu 21 Jun 2018, 16:14, Reply)
This is a normal post Didn't put out, eh?

(I helped save b3ta! Fadgebadger Sweaty sumo wanks for everyone!, Thu 21 Jun 2018, 16:41, Reply)
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I didn't see why I had to take my trousers off while wearing the helmet.
 (I helped save b3ta! evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Thu 21 Jun 2018, 17:11, Reply)
This is a normal post Pffffft
'Wearing the helmet'
 (I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Thu 21 Jun 2018, 19:18, Reply)
This is a normal post Was that the one that featured Brian's Reliant Robin?
If this is who I think it is, you'll know what I am talking about!
 (plankton, Sun 24 Jun 2018, 9:04, Reply)
This is a normal post Nice read!
you're right though - those things weren't Sega. I think they were by "Virtuality" at the time - en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Virtuality_(gaming)

I remember going on one in London for £5 and it was a confusing mass of blurry polygons
 (I helped save b3ta! Turboesprit Volume knob, Thu 21 Jun 2018, 16:00, Reply)
This is a normal post Running on a Commodore Amiga no less!
Not that anybody on here gives two shits.
 (I helped save b3ta! JamTallons, Thu 21 Jun 2018, 16:03, Reply)
This is a normal post I care.
Fuck Amigas, the Atari ST was miles better. All you've got is your blitter chip (which we got on the Falcon anyway) and we've got built in Midi plsu everything else you have.

Yeah! Take that 1988 computer nerd!
 (I helped save b3ta! DinivanX Has stinging piss after drinking Pact Coffee, Thu 21 Jun 2018, 16:06, Reply)
This is a normal post How dare you! I bet you had a Spectrum didn't you....
I know your sort!
 (I helped save b3ta! JamTallons, Thu 21 Jun 2018, 16:09, Reply)
This is a normal post :-)

(I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Thu 21 Jun 2018, 16:12, Reply)
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I did indeed. Both a 48k and a +2. Before that I had a TRS-80. You're such a cliched Commodorian *sticks out tongue*
 (I helped save b3ta! DinivanX Has stinging piss after drinking Pact Coffee, Thu 21 Jun 2018, 16:26, Reply)
This is a normal post I had a CD32 lol
Dark days....dark dark days of dispair and dissapointment
 (I helped save b3ta! Turboesprit Volume knob, Thu 21 Jun 2018, 17:45, Reply)
This is a normal post If it was 1988 and you didn't have an Acorn Archimedes,
you may as well have been dead.
 (I helped save b3ta! The Awful Puppy Bakery is still bored, Thu 21 Jun 2018, 18:22, Reply)
This is a normal post The best thing about those pods was twin-stick tank controls are FUN!
PSVR is frankly bloody amazing given the price of a complete setup, even if you buy a PS4 Pro. Slightly annoying that they've slashed the price of the headset and camera bundle and included Wipeout before I've actually paid off wot I bought! (Though Argos 0% credit is OK).

What's bloody annoying is the lack of video to watch in 3D; the services that do offer it just list shite like C&W concerts, walking round tech shows, rock climbing and poverty docs. And they nearly all expect you to be able to turn 360° rather than allowing for you to be seated and look forward because you have a fucking trunk cable up your back like every VR system you could be watching it on has.

There are a few CGI demos to watch, but all the services insist on streaming rather than letting you download, so they all look shit and blurry. And I've yet to be able to get anything from YouTube to run in PSVR at all.

Yet as usual, the pr0n industry is a decade ahead with the tech and free stuff as they know how their business works and aren't operating under any 'new-media' delusional bullshit. So who are the real cnUts and w@nkers in this business?
 (I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Thu 21 Jun 2018, 16:24, Reply)
This is a normal post Actually, having now read the blog,
The best thing about the Playstation one is the physical design. The headband tightens smoothly in a halo around the base of the skull and the crown of your forehead, then the goggles just hang down in front of your face. It is far, far more comfortable to wear than a massively front-heavy box that tries to strap tightly to the front of your face, where all the weight plus all the tension of the strap comes to rest on your cheekbones.

Also, I don't think the Playstation one is making anyone feel more seasick than any other. Maybe some games on the non-pro dropping to 60 fps might be to blame, but I think it's more because it's opening it up to far more people than the hardcore tech-adopters who jump on the PC-based ones, that it's just finding more people who don't quite get into it as much as others.

There's also a big difference for your brain to get around between something like Battlezone where you're sat in a flat and level cockpit and Eve where you're constantly heaving and rolling around visually but without the physical sensations to back it up.
 (I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Thu 21 Jun 2018, 16:39, Reply)
This is a normal post Did you try Battlezone?
Was it good?
 (eViLegion Chief Commissioner of the Scottish Lunacy Board, Fri 22 Jun 2018, 10:32, Reply)
This is a normal post The Vive Pro is stunning...
and when the Wireless adapter comes out later this year it will be even better.

But the cost is eye watering.
 (Ning Has taken out flounce insurance., Thu 21 Jun 2018, 17:04, Reply)
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I've been impressed with the gearVR despite the obvious technical limitations. As a media consumption device it is great. Resident evil 7 on psvr is also legitimately terrifying. Any game with a sit down cockpit view seems to be perfect. The tech will only improve.
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