Indie Game Review: Lamp Head
I made this!
Dude has a lamp for a head.
I wrote a short story once where a lady had a fleshlight for a mouth. Its probably online somewhere.
But this is about a dude who has a lamp for a head.
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dogbomb, Fri 20 Sep 2019, 17:14,
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Untitled Goose Game was released today...
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evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Fri 20 Sep 2019, 17:52,
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Yeah.
But lamp head came out two years ago. I like to stay current and cutting edge.
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dogbomb, Fri 20 Sep 2019, 18:21,
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Good point, well made.
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evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Fri 20 Sep 2019, 18:28,
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GaC
at least, if you play the game correctly. Untitled Goose Game is out today.
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pineapplecharm D d M Y, H:i, Fri 20 Sep 2019, 14:23,
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Question from a stupiud person
I bought it, it says I own it, but how the hell do I download it and play it? Where?
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set yer alarm clock an hour earlier .
Tosh McDonald speaking at the labour party conference last year .
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Imagine a Tory standing up,
and declaring that they did, and still do, hate someone on the left. And then imagine the entire room applauding them for that. Why is it acceptable for Gandalf?
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no need to imagine if you consider jc to be on the left
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artifus is doing it all wrong, Fri 20 Sep 2019, 16:10,
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So you have examples
of senior members of the Tory party doing this?
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yes
if you have yet to have noticed them be sure to tune in to the upcoming tory conference for some fresh hot takes
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artifus is doing it all wrong, Fri 20 Sep 2019, 16:15,
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either lend me a time machine and i'll get back to you or
search youtube yourself - maybe parliamentlive.tv if hoc counts - for past examples
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artifus is doing it all wrong, Fri 20 Sep 2019, 17:01,
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Until I actually see an example
I'm just going to suspect you're assuming this has happened due to your unconscious bias.
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I'm not sure that a pastiche of a Gilbert and Sullivan song
is quite equivalent to a naked declaration of seething hatred, though I'll grant you it's a spectacularly daft and ill judged bit of dog whistle politics, and he sounded like a right prick.
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Douglas Hurd did a massive shit on stage when Harold Wilson died
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$$ ✅, Fri 20 Sep 2019, 18:07,
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This has to be one of the greatest replies of all time.
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2kindsofherring, Fri 20 Sep 2019, 20:18,
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Concandulations!
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evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Sat 21 Sep 2019, 6:28,
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Alarm clocks...
I didn't think Labour voters needed them. Jeremy Kyle can be Sky Plused too.
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More expensive airborne mistakes
Since some of you got excited about the cost of this recent incident b3ta.com/links/If_you_re_having_a_bad_day I thought I'd post an even bigger oopsie from the cold war for you.
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Withernsea Promotional Video
For anyone planning their holidays
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Zuowan, Fri 20 Sep 2019, 12:15,
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Ahh, the town where I was raised..
..good to know it's still there all year round.
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"Visit Withernsea. It's here all year round"
erm...
Have people doubted Withernsea's continual presence thoughout a twelve month period in the past?
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Well, Christ. Thanks for clearing that up, Paul.
Title:
Paul McCartney: Brexit vote was 'probably mistake'
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A story to state that Paul McCartney knows nothing about Brexit...
But hey, buy my book guys! That's some serious product shoehorning in there.
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JamHamster My eyes, my beautiful eyes!, Fri 20 Sep 2019, 9:04,
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TRAYTOR!
Take away his knighthood and give it to are Tommeh.
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monkeon schmonkeon, Fri 20 Sep 2019, 10:25,
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It's slightly better opinion than Ringo's
If you were subjected to it in the back of a taxi you wouldnt think the the driver was a total cunt 4/10
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I look forward to hearing Brexit vote's opinion on most of Paul McCartney's post-Beatles career
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a lot of it is pretty good
he just had the dubious fortune to the an act following The Beatles
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rob, Sat 21 Sep 2019, 1:39,
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If we're looking at the BBC
www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-wales-politics-49754055
This is funnier, the mans name is Dick Braine ffs.
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FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Fri 20 Sep 2019, 13:29,
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so we have a dick brain, p staines, bj and cummings?
and aunty beeb has a politics correspondent called chris morris - you couldn't make it up
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artifus is doing it all wrong, Fri 20 Sep 2019, 13:43,
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B3ta may have more influence than we realise...
It's Robs fault.
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FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Fri 20 Sep 2019, 13:47,
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it's a brexit gush is what it is - a b3tan full house on the bingo card
www.youtube.com/watch?v=DPmkILhKXi4 NSFW
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artifus is doing it all wrong, Fri 20 Sep 2019, 15:09,
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Times must really be hard.
Buy my book! I'm down to my last £730 million!
I'll be saving my pennies for La Markle's kid's book, if that's ok with you Paul. She's not even got quarter of a billion.
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Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Fri 20 Sep 2019, 13:29,
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I've never fully understood why people care what celebrities think.
It won't let me post fr**jack in a message either??
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FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Fri 20 Sep 2019, 13:43,
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Did the woman around 0:38 spit on his hairless balls and small penis?
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This apparent stigma surrounding fannies is a bit of a mystery to me.
Personally, I'm really fond of vaginas. I've seen some that I suppose are more aesthetically pleasing than others, but the same holds true for penises. I've never heard anybody being particularly outspoken about how awful fannies are, though. Who exactly is fuelling this stigma?
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It's not about people decrying vaginas
It's about people not feeling comfortable talking about them at all. Even the amount of scientific investigation into the function of female genitalia has been very minimal, given our stage in civilisation.
Fun fact: The clitoris organ was only fully mapped out in 2009, 6 years after the human Genome project was completed.
It looks like this:
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Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...", Fri 20 Sep 2019, 10:23,
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The chances of anything coming from Mars...
Anyway, is it any less awkward than discussing your penis or your arsehole with the same people?
I don't own a vagina, so I can't speak with absolute authority on the subject, but I've hung around with more than a few women who talk about their fannies just as flippantly as they talk about any other organ.
It's never struck me as something that has been surrounded universally by shame, in the UK at least.
Wouldn't a menstruation museum make more sense? That's definitely higher on the taboo scale than fannies, in my experience. They could have a display of sanitary solutions throughout the ages. Perhaps some glass tubes holding specimens of different clots to show the variation in size, shape and density. An intertactive walk-in exhibition where you can enter through the cervix and watch how the womb sheds it's lining with the help of projected images and video.
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Well I was eating lunch...
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evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Fri 20 Sep 2019, 11:56,
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""An interactive walk-in exhibition where you can enter through the cervix "
That's just the kind of thing I would expect someone called "Mr. Penis" to say...
But your idea of a menstruation museum definitely has merit too. I wonder if there's a section on it in this Vagina museum.
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Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...", Fri 20 Sep 2019, 13:16,
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navel gazing attention seeking outrage loving dumb bitches
that's what this is for
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Y'all need to visit the Penis museum in Iceland.
Sperm whale dicks are fucking HUGE. Also the gift shop is a fucking riot.
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Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...", Fri 20 Sep 2019, 10:26,
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So they want to fight 'stigma'?
No irony there whatsoever....
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Stigma_(botany)
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joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Fri 20 Sep 2019, 12:35,
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in a box, under the bed
from turnstyles & junkpiles by pullman, 1998. label - thrill jockey.
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artifus is doing it all wrong, Thu 19 Sep 2019, 22:25,
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Nice
*seeks out other material*
Also nice.
Thanks for that.
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Invisible Wizard - 12th Level Errorer, Fri 20 Sep 2019, 11:50,
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had forgotten about this album - guess where i found the cd last night?
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artifus is doing it all wrong, Fri 20 Sep 2019, 13:54,
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Painfully stuffed up your arse?
In Sting's mate's lip?
On Putin's armoured car's stereo?
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Invisible Wizard - 12th Level Errorer, Fri 20 Sep 2019, 18:28,
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it's good but it's not right
say what you see
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artifus is doing it all wrong, Fri 20 Sep 2019, 18:48,
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If you’re having a bad day
Count yourself lucky that at least you’re not this guy.
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Belgian F-16 pilot rescued from power line after emergency ejection
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wheresthefish Partly filled with wrong, Thu 19 Sep 2019, 13:20,
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14.6 million dollar aircraft.
Bet he's lost his no claims bonus too.
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da5id <YOUR SIG HERE>, Thu 19 Sep 2019, 13:25,
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Serious question.....
How does that work in real terms? Do these things have 'insurance' per se? Or is it just 'Well, that's a big hole in the budget again.'?
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NooShmoo It's a fantazmagorical pile of ultra bollocks, Thu 19 Sep 2019, 15:05,
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The latter
Who would insure something that has a high probability of getting shot at?
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wheresthefish Partly filled with wrong, Thu 19 Sep 2019, 15:14,
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Dunno about military equipment
But most governments do not insure their buildings. The enormous numbers involved means it's cheaper to take the chance to occasionally let one burn down and take the hit, rather than pay the premiums.
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Tusk knows where you live, Thu 19 Sep 2019, 17:10,
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See also: World Trade Center
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evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Thu 19 Sep 2019, 19:07,
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But they were insured weren't they. The insurance bods paid out $3+bn on them.
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NooShmoo It's a fantazmagorical pile of ultra bollocks, Thu 19 Sep 2019, 21:18,
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On one of them. Not both.
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evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Thu 19 Sep 2019, 22:33,
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That'll teach 'em not to buy when there's a flash sale on 'Lightning doesn't strike twice' policies.
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Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Thu 19 Sep 2019, 22:38,
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It was lightning?
*hastily scribbles revised conspiracy theory, in multicoloured crayon*
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if there are enough conspiracy theorists in the world then you could set up a specialised supplies company just for them
An online cornucopia of everything they need
The wall boards
Precut newspaper clippings
Pins and red thread to link the clippings
All delivered for free if they'll provide their address, ask this last after you've made the sale.
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At least he crashed a cheap one
Current costs for an F35 is around $85m per plane.
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evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Thu 19 Sep 2019, 16:22,
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ButtyStock - the number 1 free crisp sandwich photo site
I made this!
I hired several people to each produce around 100 photos of crisp sandwiches, paying them with hundreds of bags of crisps.
Some fell by the wayside under the weight of the challenge (and looming best-before dates on the slightly dodgy crisps), others rose to the occasion. All must hate me now, but luckily none were hospitalised with salt poisoning.
All the pics are released under CC0/public domain, and I'll probably add a few hundred more at some point.
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malevole, Thu 19 Sep 2019, 12:24,
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I feel let down
Couldn't they all have been watermarked with ButtyImages?
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I think this is the zenith in terms of website usage.
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NooShmoo It's a fantazmagorical pile of ultra bollocks, Thu 19 Sep 2019, 15:03,
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Funny Faces
I made this!
If the afterlife is like coming out of the Big Brother house...
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I wonder how environmentally 'sustainable' being a fat cunt is, in general...
God forbid we tell these people to lose some weight, mind. Body positivity, man!
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Can you shop sustainably if you're plus-size?
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I do. The glamorisation of obesity is completely fucking backwards.
And us lot footing the bill for their inevitable obesity related ilnesses takes the piss.
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how do you feel about footing the bill for alcohol related illnesses?
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That depends.
Is the alcoholic who's alcohol-related illness I'm helping pay for glamorising their alcoholism and telling other alcoholics that it's okay to keep on drinking?
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Good response
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The_cold_stare Coming here only when very, very bored, Thu 19 Sep 2019, 14:55,
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Would you rather they just wander around naked?
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2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Thu 19 Sep 2019, 11:22,
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If they did
then they might feel the urge to look better naked by getting more fit.
As it is, they think that a particular dress or shirt stops people realising they are a fat cunt.
Spoiler: It doesn't
There is a reason that fit has multiple meanings, one being that you look sexy and another being to have good muscle tone. There are others but they are irrelevant to my point.
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My Name was saying these words inside your head on, Thu 19 Sep 2019, 18:19,
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If the housebound morbidly obese were forced to lose weight
they would increase their carbon footprint by going on holidays and committing arson
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Mudface The web isn't callipygian, Thu 19 Sep 2019, 12:10,
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Are they committing arson whilst they're on holiday?
Or is this 2 separate carbon prints? Because the 1st option is more eco-friendly by combining the two.
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NooShmoo It's a fantazmagorical pile of ultra bollocks, Thu 19 Sep 2019, 14:46,
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The two could be combined with a dedicated airline
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Mudface The web isn't callipygian, Thu 19 Sep 2019, 15:30,
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Is that James Corden?
That is more like committing arsehole
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The_cold_stare Coming here only when very, very bored, Thu 19 Sep 2019, 20:03,
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Except fatties aren't the focus of the majority of clothes produced.
That, unsurprisingly, is focused on those whose sizes are more common and who therefore make a larger share of the market.
Also fatties are more likely to die at a younger age so they don't tend to affect the environment for as long as the rest of us.
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If you've ever had a child...
...then you've done more to harm the environment than pretty much anyone who hasn't had a child. One persons obesity doesn't even come close to the footprint of a child, let alone a possible line of descendants.
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You're right, we should all just go extinct
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2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Thu 19 Sep 2019, 13:14,
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Well, basically yes.
It's either that, or the governments of the world need to agree upon, and then aggressively enforce, a set of rules restricting people from having children without a licence.
Literally anything less than that and we are guaranteed to fuck this planet up to the point we cannot survive on it.
The right to have children is indefensible bullshit.
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I'm looking forward to telling my son he's indefensible bullshit this evening.
Should go well.
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evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Thu 19 Sep 2019, 15:42,
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I didn't say children are.
The idea that you have a right to have children is.
But also, don't let me stop you from telling him, because I imagine that could be quite funny, depending on how old he is.
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When did /links turn into the Daily Mail BTL?
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wheresthefish Partly filled with wrong, Thu 19 Sep 2019, 13:18,
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Oh, right. As you were then.
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wheresthefish Partly filled with wrong, Thu 19 Sep 2019, 17:59,
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Male honey bees temporarily blind queens with their semen
So the queens can't mate again
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Mudface The web isn't callipygian, Thu 19 Sep 2019, 5:25,
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"she flies around mating with males to collect a lifetime's worth of sperm" - BEEKAKKE!
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ProjectWeasel The Bird is the Word, Thu 19 Sep 2019, 9:11,
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There's a "your mum" joke in here somewhere.
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evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Thu 19 Sep 2019, 9:27,
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Wow. MOOKAKKE and BEEKAKKE in the space of a couple of days.
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NooShmoo It's a fantazmagorical pile of ultra bollocks, Thu 19 Sep 2019, 14:48,
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I understand porn better now.
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FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Thu 19 Sep 2019, 14:52,
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Node
The Steve Davies link below reminded me of this synth supergroup.
Interesting article about them.
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Happosai _,,,,_(O ; o)_,,,, Thu 19 Sep 2019, 1:23,
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This could easily be Tangerine Dream
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RompaStompa Stick it up your jumper, Thu 19 Sep 2019, 18:54,
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Novelty Halloween costumes
See also whatever the fuck this is supposed to be:
www.yandy.com/Donna-T-2.0.php
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TownsendsPublisher is all gravy baby, Wed 18 Sep 2019, 23:53,
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remove the hat, change the tie colour and you have the Borina J.
Though why you'd want either is beyond me.
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Looks like I will be moving to Australia
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The_cold_stare Coming here only when very, very bored, Thu 19 Sep 2019, 1:57,
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Someone's been playing Defcon.
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evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Thu 19 Sep 2019, 7:03,
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Happy candle day +1
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NooShmoo It's a fantazmagorical pile of ultra bollocks, Wed 18 Sep 2019, 16:42,
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Yesterday was a busy candle day so probably best to wait a day.
Candulations + 1
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spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Wed 18 Sep 2019, 18:18,
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Happy Happy candle candle
Now I know why some cheap candles seem like they are made from granules.
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My Name was saying these words inside your head on, Wed 18 Sep 2019, 21:27,
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Happy uncandleday...?
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The_cold_stare Coming here only when very, very bored, Wed 18 Sep 2019, 22:19,
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...to everyone
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The_cold_stare Coming here only when very, very bored, Thu 19 Sep 2019, 11:26,
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Happy Ununcandleday!
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evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Thu 19 Sep 2019, 9:43,
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