Did they write that title on purpose?
I am disappoint.
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Turquoise Hexagon Sun has just dropped acid on, Tue 14 Jan 2020, 22:08,
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A car reversing alarm sound would suffice
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Mudface The web isn't callipygian, Tue 14 Jan 2020, 22:35,
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No man is an island,
Entire of itself.
Each is a piece of the continent,
A part of the main.
If a clod be washed away by the sea,
Europe is the less.
As well as if a promontory were.
As well as if a manor of thine own
Or of thine friend's were.
Each man's death diminishes me,
For I am involved in mankind.
Therefore, send not to know
For whom the bell tolls,
It tolls for thee.
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MyFrontFellOff ; his mouth full of teddies, urinating defiantly, Tue 14 Jan 2020, 22:59,
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Spot on
It is too soon now but at some point, it will become plain to even the most strident brexiteer that the UK cannot flourish without being part of the EU.
We will have to go back, cap in hand, and ask to rejoin the customs union and single market and as a result, accept the four freedoms.
It was always the sensible option and it will remain so moving forward.
The best part is, it will smash the stupid idea that the UK still has the power of an empire and can ride roughshod over other countries by force of sheer arrogance. As a country, we will gain a much-needed sense of perspective.
But we must suffer the pain to understand why it is bad to seek it out. And that is yet to come.
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My Name was saying these words inside your head on, Wed 15 Jan 2020, 0:54,
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It could have been worse
The original quote was a cringe-worthy "bung a bob for a Big Ben bong" - I'm only surprised that he missed the opportunity to get "brexit" in as well. Maybe he thought it was too much.
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tarka_dall Like normal dall, only a bit more spicy, Wed 15 Jan 2020, 7:44,
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In the spirit of the 'we survived WW2' brexit argument shouldn't they use air raid sirens?
Not the 'All clear' though, obviously.
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We’ll use that when we go cap in hand back to Brussels
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wheresthefish Partly filled with wrong, Wed 15 Jan 2020, 9:28,
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What ARE you planning?
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evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Wed 15 Jan 2020, 11:29,
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A war on sprouts
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My Name was saying these words inside your head on, Wed 15 Jan 2020, 12:55,
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I'm in. Where do I sign up?
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evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Wed 15 Jan 2020, 12:59,
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Are you, perchance,
English?
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George Blank my 2nd last sig was funny, Tue 14 Jan 2020, 12:13,
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Nope. I'm just not one of the vocal minority of Nationalist fuckwits who believe that Scottish Independence is in any way a good idea at the moment.
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Good point,
well made. Hug?
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George Blank my 2nd last sig was funny, Tue 14 Jan 2020, 14:02,
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I call it Big Jessie
Like little John
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Fadgebadger Sweaty sumo wanks for everyone!, Tue 14 Jan 2020, 20:19,
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So...
Ironic coming from a government who declared that they are morally obliged to follow the "will of the people" at all costs.
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notoolsovernight you're all luvvly an' 'orrible, Tue 14 Jan 2020, 14:26,
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Same thing, innit?
Broken campaign promises, no ability to change ones mind when situations change, and "the people have spoken already" used to justify not having another vote.
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monkeon schmonkeon, Tue 14 Jan 2020, 18:57,
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^this
A flat no will hardly have been a surprise and would clearly be a part of the calculation.
This ain’t over yet, not by a long way.
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wheresthefish Partly filled with wrong, Tue 14 Jan 2020, 16:28,
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plummy Eton faced gobshites telling Scots what they can and cant do is exactly the sort of shit that got the SNP from obscurity to government, I heard
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I wanted Scotland to remain last time and pleased they did
Right now, I hope they do have another referendum and leave, purely to stick it to us. Why should they be dragged into our bullshit? Yes, it will ruin our economy furthermore, but we deserve everything we get.
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Turquoise Hexagon Sun has just dropped acid on, Tue 14 Jan 2020, 21:04,
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Quite a few, but by no means all, of the people I know (in Scotland) who were banging the Yes drum on social media in 2014
were also banging the Brexit drum a couple of years later.
It's quite impressive to watch the doublethink at work as they decry the evil tory government that was elected on a promise to deliver what they fucking voted for. In the last referendum, anyway. But that other referendum definitely needs a re-run. Just not the one with the result they liked.
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Bugger the referendum
They should invade and lay waste to the North
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cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Wed 15 Jan 2020, 2:39,
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The most challenging thing for the Scots after devolution will be finding something else to whinge about...
...Hang on.
(, Wed 15 Jan 2020, 9:53, Reply)
Tories win majority in General Election : "Clear mandate for Brexit, will of the people"
Pro-EU, Pro-Independence SNP wins majority in Scotland : "..."
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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Wed 15 Jan 2020, 12:27,
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If anything it's a clearer mandate for Scottish independence. The 'will' for brexit phrase is debatable as it still doesn't represent over 50% of the voting populace, whereas much more than that voted for the SNP in Scotland. Hmmm..
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Quiver Search for FATALISTS on Spotify, Amazon, Apple, &c, Thu 16 Jan 2020, 9:51,
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Not entirely comforting
...and so it begins.
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notoolsovernight you're all luvvly an' 'orrible, Tue 14 Jan 2020, 9:22,
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Stargate foresaw this...
Replicators.... we are doomed.
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TBL I posted this on, Tue 14 Jan 2020, 13:03,
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Woo, I'm officially old now
This is the first (I think?) technological advance that looks like a proper abomination to me
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What if we make them out of cells AND plastic and they grow by eating Coke bottles and shitting coal?
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The top ten least bad Tom the dancing bugs Comics of the past decade
And very good they are too
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TownsendsPublisher is all gravy baby, Mon 13 Jan 2020, 23:00,
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Love Ruben Bolling
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The_cold_stare Coming here only when very, very bored, Tue 14 Jan 2020, 19:05,
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Vicious bastards....
'I'm gonna get the dart gun...'
she'd better watch out for hoop snakes....
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I understood that Koalas look fluffy
but are a bit aggressive. Does that just come from this myth, and they're actually Capybara-level friendly?
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monkeon schmonkeon, Tue 14 Jan 2020, 18:48,
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Hand raised/rescued Koalas
are generally cuddly little buggers (unless it's mating season), but the wild ones will bite your face off............after they've clawed you to death.
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Maybe she didn't want to be infected by chlamydia...
...again...
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Happosai _,,,,_(O ; o)_,,,, Tue 14 Jan 2020, 22:52,
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construction site photos
why have I never come across this blog before now - complete nerdfest extraordinaire. I love construction sites..
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Without clicking that I feel certain it's going to feature John Wayne at the construction of some UK hospital or other.
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Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Mon 13 Jan 2020, 22:51,
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Basileus of Kos.
I made this!
Made the mistake of going to sleep listening to a Carl Jung audio book. Woke up and this happened.
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This is dope!
What did you use for the visuals?
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Turquoise Hexagon Sun has just dropped acid on, Tue 14 Jan 2020, 21:07,
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Some Sri Lankan dude of Fiverr. There's probably a thousand Dub Step videos out there with identical videos.
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Puppy Dog bounce in a box like thiiiiiis
Floof
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BaronMunchausen Interdimensional Demon Day Laborer, Mon 13 Jan 2020, 18:56,
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Bet it took ages to glue its feet to the box.
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FeralCatMan Long ads need comments sections, Mon 13 Jan 2020, 19:10,
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Some Cory Wong.
I'm a little bit obsessed with the song at the moment. It's preposterously catchy.
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Lots of things are endless
That's not what's special about a Mobius strip.
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A thread of African Movie Posters
Due to licensing and printing costs, some African theaters gave the task to artists to paint the posters for movies being shown...
Some artists had no reference to what movie they was drawing so some just guessed...
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Help, I've fallen into the internet, and I can't get out.
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cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Mon 13 Jan 2020, 15:33,
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Stone Cold Tune. Although Jagger handled Altamont by acting like an exasperated primary school teacher, and looking uncool, which for someone like him, you've got to give credit. Maybe.
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Centuries of Sound - 2018
I made this!
My epic four-hour mix of the music and events of 2018, including 111 pieces of music, 98 speech clips and 1 poem, free to stream or download.
See if you can spot the three bits of music I discovered on /links
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Zuowan, Mon 13 Jan 2020, 10:18,
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please rest assured I will be losing plenty of money on this project for the foreseeable future
parp
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Zuowan, Mon 13 Jan 2020, 20:28,
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Well whatever you've done, what's more impressive is charting a four hour odyssey on B3TA, where the attention span is worse than a pre ritalin ADHD kid.
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TL;DR
got as far as 'impressive'
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My Name was saying these words inside your head on, Tue 14 Jan 2020, 0:37,
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Some nice soothing ambient noise to help you work
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evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Mon 13 Jan 2020, 10:14,
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Playing games helps you know how to coordinate in teamwork, treat chronic illnesses, relieve pain, good for the eyes, play better sleep, but the special thing here is to help you be more assertive in situations. handling
In parallel, the benefits are also the shortcomings that everything has two sides, so we should not overdo it, anything too good is not good. Should play the game moderately and take care of your health
Thank you for reading, what you contributed in the comment section below, see you later
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unclepills Sixty 25th of Decembers, Mon 13 Jan 2020, 10:05,
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I can't just roll passed this comment
and not give it a 'I like this!'
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SpookySpoon www.vivino.com/users/hig.func, Mon 13 Jan 2020, 14:30,
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Should get together with
www.youtube.com/watch?v=pI-MUrrbV3E
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FridgeBadger, Mon 13 Jan 2020, 14:50,
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This raccoon resurfaces every couple of years with a new tune
Fun fact: the Jew's harp got its name after another member of the raccoon family, the kinkajou, was filmed playing it in 1972.
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Mudface The web isn't callipygian, Mon 13 Jan 2020, 7:45,
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This is actually Andreas Vollenweider's songwriter
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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Mon 13 Jan 2020, 14:11,
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Studio Tour, January procrastinating
I made this!
Tried to do a Wes Anderson style tour, also set up the space for live drawins
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Caaaandles!
Put that bloody light aht!
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The Ann Coulter Fan Club Babylon is burning at, Sun 12 Jan 2020, 21:56,
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Pratt is a prat
A driver who veered into the wrong lane at 70mph before colliding head-on with a motorcyclist has been jailed for 16 months.
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That's pretty grim
What gets me is the amount of time he's on the wrong side of the road in a straight line, apparently making no attempt to go one way or the other. I've not been in many situations where I've needed to make snap decisions to avoid a collision but I hope I'd do something in this case.
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tarka_dall Like normal dall, only a bit more spicy, Sun 12 Jan 2020, 8:32,
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Footage "was released to remind bikers about wearing the correct safety gear."
How about releasing it to remind people not to drive like cunts?
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Other people are still going to be cunts no matter how much you tell them not to, so why not remind people there are steps they can take to improve their chances if they meet one?
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evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Sun 12 Jan 2020, 11:48,
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and this is why we can't have nice things...
I'm not entirely disagreeing with you, but how is it it's considered okay to say "you need to protect yourself against fucking wankers who refuse to dive responsibly" instead of "stop driving like a fucking wanker who is a fucking wanker driving like a fucking wanker, you fucking wanker."?
Not if sure that comes across as unbiased.
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Because you're talking about asking people who can't even take responsibility for their own lives to take responsibility for yours.
People aren't perfect, and by protecting yourself against the real cunts out there, you're also better placed if you meet someone who isn't behaving like a complete bellend, but just makes a genuine mistake.
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evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Sun 12 Jan 2020, 17:52,
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Sure
By all means get the message out to be careful of the pricks. And I don't blame the coppers really, several of whom are bikers themselves.
But imagine this was a car meeting a car head on, would the message be "footage released to remind people to wear a seat-belt"? Nope.
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Do you not remember
the campaign that happened when seatbelts were being promoted/made compulsory?
That was almost literally what they did and that was almost word for word what they said. At the time there were no video cameras though so they showed the car after the crash. I remember the video of the person in the back seat turning into an elephant and killing their mum who was driving.
Crashes almost always involve a guilty party and an innocent one. If you are the one getting driven into, try to have the best chance you can of surviving an interaction with an utter cunt.
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My Name was saying these words inside your head on, Sun 12 Jan 2020, 20:42,
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Too much shade pushed onto motorcyclists, bicyclists and pedestrians.
Drivers are the ones with half a ton of metal and power assisted breaks.
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rjmrjm, Sun 12 Jan 2020, 11:45,
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care to elaborate on your logic here
Pedal power confers moral authority perhaps?
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simbosan is too tired, Sun 12 Jan 2020, 12:55,
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Not at all...
..it's just that those people who are driving something with the potential to cause great harm to others should perhaps act responsibly.
In the same way I don't say we should all wear body armour to protect ourselves from the people who use weapons improperly, I don't think that pedestrians and cyclists and motorcyclists should do the same vs. the drivers who use their cars irresponsibly.
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I'd also have reduced his driving license only to cover
cars up to 0.8L/50cc so he can still get to work without trying to rally drive.
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gaijintendo Regular Member, Sun 12 Jan 2020, 13:56,
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Riding a motorcycle is like Russian Roulette - it's only a matter of time before you get hit.
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...and when you ger hit! Bingo!
Down like house of cards! Then it's pick up sticks - but thems the odds. Can't say fairer than that.
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gaijintendo Regular Member, Sun 12 Jan 2020, 14:59,
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Automatic license suspension
for anybody who is caught using a phone while driving would make everyone safer.
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"before you get hit"
Not have an accident, not fall off, but "be hit", normally by a sodding driver who's not paying attention. And somehow we treat this as an issue for the biker?
Nope.
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in that case by the logic earlier wouldn't the responsible bit be to not ride a motorcycle?
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A 50cc car would cut fatalities.
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FeralCatMan Long ads need comments sections, Sun 12 Jan 2020, 16:35,
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Do you have an extended mix?
It reached the money shot before I was even getting started
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cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Sun 12 Jan 2020, 20:47,
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