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Herro b3ta, it's been a while
I'll get straight to the point, I'm hoping for a bit of advice or at least a pointer to a site which could help me get some info. I have tried to find the information I desire on my own, but my Google fu has proven weak thus far.

Really it's very simple: As far as I can tell, being barred for life from a public house legally only means being barred for three months. But I would very much like an official resource to verify this before I proceed. Like I say, Google has failed me (Or, more accurately, I have failed Google and myself) thus far, so any help is appreciated.

I'll start typing up a brief summary of hijinx, japes, shenanigans and romps after posting this message, I figure it would be nice to keep the request and the anecdote separate since I've already rambled on.

Thanks guys, even if I don't find the results I desire I appreciate any and all comments, even if it is just to call me a retard.
(Krunk Hey hey, ho ho, 1100110, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 9:55, archived)
haha, spastic pisshead shitcunt

(I helped save b3ta! Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 9:56, archived)
I bet he's a fuckiing american.

(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 9:58, archived)
But then it wouldn't be a pub it would be a bar.

(I helped save b3ta! Mrs Sp@m, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 9:59, archived)
a lifetime bar
baddum-tish
(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 10:00, archived)
bwwwwwwwwwaaaaaaaahhhhaha
well played!
(I helped save b3ta! Mrs Sp@m, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 10:02, archived)
Who knows with these fucking americans and their shit use of the english language.

(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 10:01, archived)
I've a good mind to drop my pants and give his post a damn good cockslapping

(I helped save b3ta! Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 10:02, archived)
is that trousers or underpants?
cause "pants" mean different things in America.
(I helped save b3ta! Mrs Sp@m, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 10:06, archived)
I fucking hate americans.

(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 10:08, archived)
choose one at random and phone them
www.whois.net/whois/barlowz.net
(I helped save b3ta! Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 10:10, archived)
fuck things that mean different things in america
pants means pants

and I'm not wearing any underpants
(I helped save b3ta! Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 10:08, archived)
fucking american pubs, bastards STOP SERVING YOU if you appear to be pissed
hat the FUCK is the point of going to a pub and coming home sober?

shitcunt bastard nappy-wetting child molester shitcunts the lot of them

yes that's right, HAT THE FUCK?
(I helped save b3ta! Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 10:00, archived)
I can't remeber which celeb it was too
about 40ish I think, went to a bar in new york and they made him go back to the hotel and get his passport to prove he was over 21.
(I helped save b3ta! Mrs Sp@m, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 10:04, archived)
celebs are all shitcunts

(I helped save b3ta! Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 10:05, archived)
Oh dear
this will not end well
(I helped save b3ta! Mrs Sp@m, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 9:57, archived)
They have the right to refuse service, whether you've been barred or not,
so even if it was only 3 months, they can still ask you to bugger off.
(I helped save b3ta! Godzuki needs more sleep., Sat 4 Jul 2009, 9:57, archived)
If you think parliament took the time to lay down a law on how long a pub barring should be limited for then you are too young or too stupid to be going into pubs.
You're barred until the landlord says otherwise. Or forgets what you did. Twat.
(I helped save b3ta! Neptune A dole queue dosser and foul mouthed chav., Sat 4 Jul 2009, 9:57, archived)
Actually this,
it's one of these common sense things, if you've been a cunt then accept it, learn from it and find another pub where you can play at not being a cunt.
(I helped save b3ta! Mrs Sp@m, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 9:59, archived)
It's me 'uman rites, innit.

(I helped save b3ta! Neptune A dole queue dosser and foul mouthed chav., Sat 4 Jul 2009, 10:03, archived)
Fuck off.
It's their pub you have no right to go in it without their permission. Fuck right off you fucking prick.
(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 9:57, archived)
Stop being a stupid cunt
barred means barred. A public house isn't public, no-one has any right to enter without the landlord's, or owners, wilfully given permission. If they take that permission away, there's fuck all you can do about it.

Looking for legal loopholes to wheedle your way back in will get your knuckles smashed up with a knobkerrie, which is what you deserve for being a double-chinned picky whiny-voiced shitstick in the first place.

Now fuck off, you prick.
(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 9:58, archived)
Good point.
HE HAS EVERY RIGHT TO GO BACK IN TO THE PUB RIGHT NOW AS LONG AS HE SHOUTS "YOU'RE ALL POOFS AND WANKERS" AS HE IS GOING IN AND THEN POKES THE BIGGEST BLOKE IN THE EYE.
(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 10:00, archived)
Have you tried setting up a Facebook protest group?

(I helped save b3ta! Imhotep is Invisible - Consider this a divorce, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 9:59, archived)
Facebook groups guarantee access into heaven, not into pubs

(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 10:00, archived)
Good point

(I helped save b3ta! Imhotep is Invisible - Consider this a divorce, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 10:02, archived)
wiv da angles RIP

(I helped save b3ta! Mrs Sp@m, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 10:02, archived)

non angli sed angeli :)
(I helped save b3ta! evilstevie misses the Orange Place of late, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 10:58, archived)
If you've been barred, then they don't like you.
Find a new pub and take your money to them instead.
(I helped save b3ta! DeSpong currently knitting your suggestions - see profile, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 10:02, archived)
Or save the money and spend it all on aspirin and then take them all at once.
It gets you high. Honest.
(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 10:05, archived)

"I'm not as think as you drunk I am"
(I helped save b3ta! Darklord, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 10:03, archived)
FUCK OFF.

(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 10:05, archived)
Good Morning
Queen
(I helped save b3ta! Darklord, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 10:05, archived)
I'm guessing if you go back after three months waving legal documents,
they'll just bar you again. Feel free to repeat this every three months until you get bored.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 10:04, archived)
So,
did that work oout how you were hoping, you fucking prick?
I hope you die in a car accident.
(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 10:10, archived)
Ye Olde Pube
Well I will keep the specifics hidden; events transpired at a pub called 'la couronne' in a Middle b(o)rough of good ol' blighty.

1. Bouncers apprehend a friend from the dancefloor. Some time passes before I realise he is missing, I go to the front of the pub, he is being searched. I find it hilarious, put my arms against the wall, spread my legs, and say 'search me too!' Neither of us had any illicit substances, we never do, we willingly submitted to the search, and then were kicked out.

2. Attempt to enter the pub the following week. Bouncers deny me entry on sight for being 'too drunk.' I discuss the issue with the younger, most ignorant bouncer, and he struggles to the point where the older bouncer is actually laughing with me. Unfortunately I made a comment about the young bouncer being a bit thick and the older bouncer took it as a slur against his profession. They each grabbed one of my arms and carried me out. I was pissed off and made a bit of a scene, but since the person 'stopping' me from going off it was a friend's girlfriend, a tiny woman who didn't even touch me to 'hold me back,' I think it was obvious I was pissed off but restrained enough not to start a fight.

3. Attempt to enter the pub the following week. Different bouncer tells me I'm barred. Bouncers from the previous week come out, older bouncer tells me I'm barred for life for calling the younger bouncer an idiot. We have a brief, polite discussion where I make it clear I'm in the right and he and his colleague were in the wrong, then I leave amiably. Older bouncer visibly pissed off.

4. Attempt re-entry a month or so later. older bouncer is on the door. He lets me pay entry and go in. he even IDs my friend but not me. We sit at a table enjoying a pint. The rest of our friends arrive, there was six or eight of us sitting around the table enjoying a drink. i was halfway through my second pint. Original two bouncers approach; younger, ignorant one tells me to 'step outside, now!' I ask why, he says he'll tell me when i step outside. I say I'd rather know before I move. He tells me to step outside or he'll drag me out. I ask if I can at least finish my pint. He says no. I have nothing left to say, so I just look at him. he tells me not to try and stare him out, I denied I was doing so and apologised for appearing to do so. Then he grabs me and drags me out.

4 (cont.) Since I was with friends, some of whom knew the managers, I had some support, and waited outside while two people on two separate occasions discussed matters with the managers. Apparently I am barred for life for failing to submit to a narcotics search.

Additional: While outside the pub, younger bouncer tells me I am barred 'for being an idiot.' He then tells the other bouncers (Four others had congregated during my extradition) to step away, leans into my face and says, 'get away from the pub or I will break your legs.' Which I repeated in an amused manner. Which he then immediately denied. he also laid claim to the entire area outside the pub including the traffic lights and the 'blind bumps' next to them, as if he could bar me from the pavement.

Resolution: Since I am pretty certain being 'barred for life' is actually time-limited I plan to go again once the bar has expired, explain to them that I am no longer barred by law, and offer them options:

-Let me in
-Get the manager
-Get the police

If they do none of these I will ring the police myself, not to pursue any legal avenue, simply to ensure I have proven my point and to stop being pushed around by ignorant fuckheads.

The second they agree that I am allowed in, I will leave and never return, except to walk past on any nights where I have the opportunity for a convenient detour and smile and the bastards.
(Krunk Hey hey, ho ho, 1100110, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 10:11, archived)
we stopped caring 20 minutes ago you shitcunt

(I helped save b3ta! Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 10:12, archived)
You fucking prick.
I hope you get a good kicking.
(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 10:13, archived)
Fuck off you tedious cunt.

(I helped save b3ta! Neptune A dole queue dosser and foul mouthed chav., Sat 4 Jul 2009, 10:14, archived)
Actually, can I change my answer to a suggestion that you bring a friend with a camcorder when you try to enforce you right to be let back in?

(I helped save b3ta! Neptune A dole queue dosser and foul mouthed chav., Sat 4 Jul 2009, 10:17, archived)
So your pride is a bit hurt, huh
It's a bar. A shitty bar by the sounds of it. Why do you care if you get back in? Is the principle that important? Go somewhere you can enjoy people's company and get on with your life.
(I helped save b3ta! Imhotep is Invisible - Consider this a divorce, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 10:15, archived)
You don't have an intrinsic right to go into any pub.
Just find a new one.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 10:15, archived)
I hope they drag you down an alleyway, kick the shit out of you then bum you til your bowels prolapse

(I helped save b3ta! Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 10:16, archived)
dude
if a pub has bouncers, there's something wrong with it. find somewhere better
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 10:30, archived)
clue:
Middlesborough.
Any pub I've been in with bouncers has been in a bit of a rough area. This might not be the case here, but that's my experience of it.
Also: be polite to the nice men in suits. They can be a lot less restrained than the police if you seriously wind them up, and they generally have the 'no pints' advantage over drunken idiots. The fact that you're not drinking through a straw would indicate they were on cctv or that you didn't upset them enough to warrant being pulped. Don't guarantee that'll always be the case. The bouncers get to see where is and isn't covered by the cctv, and generally know which alleyway round the corner is safe to hit people in. They also (on the whole, though there are exceptions) get on with the police as a matter of the profession. Calling the police on a bouncer will get multiple bouncers stating that you started on their co-worker after having a few too many drinks, the police will quite probably agree with them if you have had anything to drink at all (unless there's some good cctv footage showing you doing *absolutely nothing*), and you then get your own special places on the government's DNA and fingerprint databases. Well done.
If you really really really insist on going back to that pub, Krunk, my best advice is to go straight to the bouncers without attempting to enter the premises, and request to meet the duty manager outside the door. Explain any issues you have with the duty manager, who has the legal right to deny you entry to the establishment for as long as he/she feels fit. He/she will listen to all you have to say, then turn to the bouncers and ask if you've been a twat. When the bouncers say yes, quite a few times, you'll then get the full lifetime ban, and possibly your photo inside the door on the "remove on sight, forcibly" list. That will then be an end of it. If the pub can afford multiple boucers, it's got a fairly large client-base. The manager will happily lose one of those clients to keep the bouncers on his side, even if you are in the right (though really, you're coming across as something of a muppet here - no offence intended to any nylon-fur clad brightly coloured types with mens hands up their backsides).
(I helped save b3ta! evilstevie misses the Orange Place of late, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 11:09, archived)
Being killed in a car accident is too good for you
I bet you're american. Where's the fucking summary then, are you struggling to type it up with your useless fat fingers?
(I helped save b3ta! Imhotep is Invisible - Consider this a divorce, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 10:11, archived)
Oh, there it is.

(I helped save b3ta! Imhotep is Invisible - Consider this a divorce, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 10:11, archived)
I bet you feel very silly now.

(I helped save b3ta! Godzuki needs more sleep., Sat 4 Jul 2009, 10:15, archived)
I was too slow typing that up with my useless fat fingers

(I helped save b3ta! Imhotep is Invisible - Consider this a divorce, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 10:20, archived)
Last message from me:
Boy I wish I'd seen this abuse coming when I started the thread. Oh wait, how does it feel to be a few steps behind the guy you're insulting? You guys are masters of trolling double-dutch style.
(Krunk Hey hey, ho ho, 1100110, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 10:15, archived)
fuck off shitcunt, we don't want you here

(I helped save b3ta! Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 10:18, archived)
wobble wobble.
fuck off unwanted
(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 10:31, archived)
Happy we got rid of the fucking Americans day.

(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 8:58, archived)
we should fucking bomb them, the shitcunts

(I helped save b3ta! Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 8:59, archived)
I'm all for this.
Let's drop roanewah on them from a helicopter.
(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 9:01, archived)
or a plane

(I helped save b3ta! Godzuki needs more sleep., Sat 4 Jul 2009, 9:05, archived)
put all the shitcunts in a field and drop bombs on them

(I helped save b3ta! Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 9:12, archived)
No.
Glue them all the statue of liberty and have helicopters of Afgans drop buckets of shit and grenades at them.
(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 9:15, archived)
Give me a fucking Davey Crockett hat you fuck.

(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 9:18, archived)
is that where you pay a fat merkin to curl a big poo off on your head?

(I helped save b3ta! Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 9:19, archived)
I fucking hate americans.

(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 9:21, archived)
I like how they all berleeev in GAWWWWD

(I helped save b3ta! Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 9:47, archived)
I like how they ostracise people with a personality so they end up taking a gun to school and having super-massacre-funtiems.

(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 10:07, archived)
Too much effort.
Tell them their major cities are full of terryists and let them get in with some blue-on-blue action.
(I helped save b3ta! Noit happy baby orangutan, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 9:02, archived)
Lets give them Torchwood and tell them it's a documentary
bastards
(I helped save b3ta! Imhotep is Invisible - Consider this a divorce, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 9:08, archived)
the only rational explanation for Torchwood is that it was made as part of a plot to exact revenge for Star Trek Voyager

(I helped save b3ta! Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 9:48, archived)
FUCKING BASTARDS!

(I helped save b3ta! Imhotep is Invisible - Consider this a divorce, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 9:07, archived)

*Clicks Hard*
(I helped save b3ta! Darklord, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 9:00, archived)
They're all fucking cunts

(I helped save b3ta! Imhotep is Invisible - Consider this a divorce, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 9:02, archived)

This reminds me of one time, when I was in the States around the 4th of July, and some girl was telling me what they all did on Independence Day,
she ended the conversation with "So, what do you guys do in the UK on Independence Day?"
I wanted to say "Have you read any history books?"
My mouth opened, but nothing came out....
(I helped save b3ta! Darklord, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 9:13, archived)
The thing with Americans, right, is that, basically
they are all shitcunts.
(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 9:14, archived)
I might phone Syncubus now

(I helped save b3ta! Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 9:20, archived)
A mate of mine who did tours at a castle
was once asked by an American why they built it so far from the carpark
(I helped save b3ta! Imhotep is Invisible - Consider this a divorce, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 9:20, archived)
Seriously,
let's kill them all.
(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 9:22, archived)
I'm due a killing spree

(I helped save b3ta! Imhotep is Invisible - Consider this a divorce, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 9:25, archived)
HA!
On a similar note, I got taken on a tour bus (full of yanks) around some tiny town on the east coast of the states,
We stopped off at this one "wooden shack", the driver said, "this is the oldest building in America, it's 350 years old"
I was jetlaged and just relaxing on an open top bus, all these yanks were getting off to take pics...
Somebody said to me "Don't you wanna see the oldest building in Amerika?"
I found myself saying -

"Oh piss off! We've got older multistory car parks in England than this - And we knock them down - get a life"


Feel the silence ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Darklord, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 9:30, archived)
You must have the same mate as half the internet

(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 9:46, archived)
My mate says you're a cunt

(I helped save b3ta! Imhotep is Invisible - Consider this a divorce, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 9:48, archived)
Where'd I leave my bag last night?
I don't seem to have brought it home. Also, if I left it there, why did I just bring a book home from it?
(I helped save b3ta! Imhotep is Invisible - Consider this a divorce, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 9:36, archived)
Sambuca, sambuca, what hast thou done

(I helped save b3ta! Imhotep is Invisible - Consider this a divorce, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 9:41, archived)
so you took a bag out, emptied your sack, and left it somewhere?
and they say romance is dead.
(I helped save b3ta! Godzuki needs more sleep., Sat 4 Jul 2009, 9:41, archived)
Aaawww...
I miss those days, when you could just empty your sacks anywhere
(I helped save b3ta! Darklord, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 9:46, archived)
The Fourth of July is a bit like celebrating My First Teenage Strop

(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 9:37, archived)
"You can go to this Tea Party in Boston, but you have to be home by midnight."
"oh but Muuuuuuuuuuum!"
(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 9:42, archived)
In Barcelona I overheard an American tourist comment that Sagrada Familia was amazing
and that it was a shame spain was such a poor country that they couldn't afford to finish it, and that he was lucky that they were only staying in Barcelona as he wouldn't want to stay in any of the shanty towns outside of it.

(he could be forgiven for this if he's only seen pictures of Benidorm)
(I helped save b3ta! Mrs Sp@m, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 9:39, archived)
The mispronunciations make me laugh too
I've heard Eee-dyne-burg for Edinburgh and Ayeburdeen
the obvious Eyerack and I eyeran.
(I helped save b3ta! Mrs Sp@m, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 9:50, archived)
LOOGABAROOGA

(I helped save b3ta! Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 9:51, archived)
what the fuck is that?

(I helped save b3ta! Mrs Sp@m, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 9:52, archived)
Loogabarooga.
Town in Leicestershire.
(I helped save b3ta! Neptune A dole queue dosser and foul mouthed chav., Sat 4 Jul 2009, 9:53, archived)
Ohhhh hahaha Loughborough?

(I helped save b3ta! Mrs Sp@m, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 9:54, archived)
qotw multirepeat lie
b3ta.com/search/answers?q=loogabarooga
(I helped save b3ta! Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 9:54, archived)
YES!

(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 9:54, archived)
Insomnia!
What's the cure?
(I helped save b3ta! Darklord, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 7:18, archived)
/board

(I helped save b3ta! Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 7:18, archived)

/board
(I helped save b3ta! hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 7:44, archived)
masturbation

(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 7:26, archived)

Sleep.
(I helped save b3ta! C, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 7:29, archived)
new improved insom-be-gone spray

(I helped save b3ta! Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 7:43, archived)
are you
re-branding your rohypnol cans again?
(I helped save b3ta! evilstevie misses the Orange Place of late, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 11:31, archived)
Drugs or work

(I helped save b3ta! hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 7:45, archived)

b3ta.com/users/profile.php?id=34422
(I helped save b3ta! Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 7:45, archived)
fronted by Robert Smith, the sing songs that are a bit gothic
but they sound okay.

He still has pubic hair where his normal hair should be on his head.
(I helped save b3ta! Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 7:59, archived)
Robert Smith is a shitcunt

(I helped save b3ta! Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 8:01, archived)
OK, thanks guys, I may try all the above ^^
In a mad frenzied combo of Wanking-Reading, Spraying myself in Insomnia-Be-Gone while listening to Goth, and if that doesn't work, I'll work while on drugs!

I'll keep you updated...
(I helped save b3ta! Darklord, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 8:07, archived)
Glowsticks.

(I helped save b3ta! Noit happy baby orangutan, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 8:08, archived)
Noit.

(I helped save b3ta! Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 8:12, archived)
Yes, darling?

(I helped save b3ta! Noit happy baby orangutan, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 8:14, archived)
I was just doing the djrich greeting thing
I happened to notice one of his old posts earlier, thought we should commemorate his great works and mourn his passing from b3ta
(I helped save b3ta! Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 8:16, archived)
Is he not about any more?
I really must pay more attention to b3ta, I can't tell who's supposed to be here any more.
(I helped save b3ta! Noit happy baby orangutan, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 8:17, archived)
he hasn't posted in years
you big silly shitcunt
(I helped save b3ta! Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 8:21, archived)
Paedogeddon

(I helped save b3ta! Imhotep is Invisible - Consider this a divorce, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 8:10, archived)
Torchwood DVD box set

(I helped save b3ta! Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 8:14, archived)
Jeezus H Christ on a pedalo
I just watched a Clip of that!
Who the fuck thought that was a good idea?
(I helped save b3ta! Darklord, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 8:22, archived)
you
you did

you probably can't remember but it was all your idea

you shitcunt
(I helped save b3ta! Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 8:24, archived)
Mmhh, maybe....
*telephones the BBC for confirmation*

"HELLO BBC! Shitcunt here, did I come up with this idea?"
(I helped save b3ta! Darklord, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 8:29, archived)
it was either you or another shitcunt

(I helped save b3ta! Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 8:37, archived)
As soon as I mentioned your name
they put the phone down on me
(I helped save b3ta! Darklord, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 8:39, archived)
yeah, I get that a lot too

(I helped save b3ta! Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 8:42, archived)
Homeward Bound by Harry Turtledove

(I helped save b3ta! Imhotep is Invisible - Consider this a divorce, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 8:26, archived)
badly-photoshopped Emma Watson porn

(I helped save b3ta! Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 8:39, archived)
I'll have you know...
It took me a long time in CS to get the grouting right on Those bathroom tiles
(I helped save b3ta! Darklord, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 8:59, archived)
nsfw

(I helped save b3ta! Godzuki needs more sleep., Sat 4 Jul 2009, 9:05, archived)
Yeah right
As if any of you cnuts actually work ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Darklord, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 9:07, archived)
Outsomnia

(I helped save b3ta! Godzuki needs more sleep., Sat 4 Jul 2009, 8:58, archived)
Watch dry paint

(I helped save b3ta! Imhotep is Invisible - Consider this a divorce, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 9:02, archived)
I tried that
And watching Grass grow, now I just watch the sky turn blue!

I've not slept in 22 years! HELP
(I helped save b3ta! Darklord, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 9:05, archived)
I am at a train station. Why am I up this early?
:((
(I helped save b3ta! moohalaa, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 5:53, archived)
I've no idea
but I haven't gone to bed yet.
(I helped save b3ta! turb0t, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 5:57, archived)
you're meeting bogus for some train-khazi bumsex

(I helped save b3ta! Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 6:00, archived)
why am I up so late?

(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 7:05, archived)
getting a steam train are you?
they too have a tender behind.
(I helped save b3ta! Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 8:00, archived)
Do you ever feel like saying
FUCK YOU AND FUCK THE HORSE YOU RODE IN ON

thats me that is, gnight
(I helped save b3ta! broadsword, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 4:18, archived)
FUCK OFF YOU SHITCUNT WHORE

(I helped save b3ta! Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 4:20, archived)
Just FUCK will suffice for me, really.
NITE, BRO.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 4:21, archived)
FLOUNCE FLOUNCE FLOUNCE FLOUNCE FLOUNCE FLOUNCE FLOUNCE FLOUNCE FLOUNCE

(I helped save b3ta! Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 4:28, archived)
LOL NEW THREAD ROFL
I'M SO KER-AZY AND NOT TEDIOUS AT ALL LMFAO.
(I helped save b3ta! Derpasaurus DOG FARTS, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 3:27, archived)
That's irony for ya.

(I helped save b3ta! Derpasaurus DOG FARTS, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 3:27, archived)
Irony? Or shit?
Only the lack of responses will tell
(I helped save b3ta! broadsword, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 3:28, archived)
GET IN

(I helped save b3ta! Derpasaurus DOG FARTS, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 3:29, archived)
I felt horrible typing that
I'm not a nasty bastard, honest
(I helped save b3ta! broadsword, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 3:29, archived)
IS EVERYONE IN TALK COUPLING UP?!

(Actually, I hate tea is probably Drunk and Dissorderly right now, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 3:30, archived)
wut

(I helped save b3ta! Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 3:31, archived)
THATS A GUILTY SOUNDING WUT

(Actually, I hate tea is probably Drunk and Dissorderly right now, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 3:32, archived)
I've done the coupling thing already. 'tis done.

(I helped save b3ta! Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 3:33, archived)
sorry if this hurt your feelings

(Actually, I hate tea is probably Drunk and Dissorderly right now, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 3:38, archived)
Why would it have hurt my feelings?

(I helped save b3ta! Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 3:39, archived)
because you stopped typing
and I've decided I can't type what i was going to without sounding sexist
(Actually, I hate tea is probably Drunk and Dissorderly right now, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 3:40, archived)
Oh.
Say it anyway.
(I helped save b3ta! Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 3:41, archived)
when girls remember last realtionshipd they get weepy

(Actually, I hate tea is probably Drunk and Dissorderly right now, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 3:42, archived)
I'm not girls.

(I helped save b3ta! Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 3:44, archived)
girls

(Actually, I hate tea is probably Drunk and Dissorderly right now, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 3:45, archived)
what

(I helped save b3ta! Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 3:53, archived)
TRUTH BE OUT
I FANCY ESME
(I helped save b3ta! broadsword, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 3:33, archived)
HAHA T'WAS PLAIN TO SEE OLD MAN
MAY THOUGH'T BE WED
(Actually, I hate tea is probably Drunk and Dissorderly right now, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 3:34, archived)
Beyoné Knowles
fuck her all over the show
(Actually, I hate tea is probably Drunk and Dissorderly right now, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 3:29, archived)
I'd like to fuck beyonce all over her show

(I helped save b3ta! broadsword, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 3:31, archived)
I've had her
she's got a fanny like an old leather squeezebox
(I helped save b3ta! Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 3:38, archived)
If I've told you once
I've told you a thousand times
that's no way to talk about your mum
(I helped save b3ta! broadsword, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 3:43, archived)
So,
hows your sister's Lizard?
(Actually, I hate tea is probably Drunk and Dissorderly right now, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 3:12, archived)
He's grand, actually.
Nice little guy. Uromastyx Occelata, he is.
(I helped save b3ta! Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 3:13, archived)
It's a bit scaley
and always flicks its tongue out at flies.
(I helped save b3ta! wynoh kills threads by his mere presence, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 3:14, archived)
fucking hell, you are dull

(I helped save b3ta! Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 3:14, archived)
Err
that was aimed at esme
(Actually, I hate tea is probably Drunk and Dissorderly right now, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 3:15, archived)
that worked then

(I helped save b3ta! broadsword, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 3:16, archived)
Oh, right.

(I helped save b3ta! Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 3:17, archived)
how are you going to cope with that?

(I helped save b3ta! broadsword, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 3:18, archived)

b3ta.com/talk/6274445
(Actually, I hate tea is probably Drunk and Dissorderly right now, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 3:18, archived)
Not entirely sure what your point is there fella

(I helped save b3ta! broadsword, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 3:20, archived)
I just remember talking to her about lizards
so I asked?
(Actually, I hate tea is probably Drunk and Dissorderly right now, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 3:21, archived)
You did, I remember now.

(I helped save b3ta! Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 3:23, archived)
I'm surprised
that was a while ago, nice to know it is lizard though
(Actually, I hate tea is probably Drunk and Dissorderly right now, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 3:24, archived)
I've a very good memory.

(I helped save b3ta! Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 3:38, archived)
I believe I have answered sufficiently.
*touches you inappropriately*
(I helped save b3ta! Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 3:19, archived)
Oh, well, if you are going to resolve whatever we are talking about by touching
*touches*
(I helped save b3ta! broadsword, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 3:21, archived)
HURRAY
send fags
(I helped save b3ta! Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 3:22, archived)
I have plenty
stop being in the wrong country
(I helped save b3ta! broadsword, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 3:23, archived)
YOU stop being in the wrong country.

(I helped save b3ta! Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 3:23, archived)
YOU

(I helped save b3ta! broadsword, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 3:24, archived)
SHUSH

(I helped save b3ta! Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 3:25, archived)
I'd fancy you, if it werent wrong & that

(I helped save b3ta! broadsword, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 3:27, archived)
:(
Why is it wrong?
(I helped save b3ta! Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 3:28, archived)
you are bethrothed to another

(I helped save b3ta! broadsword, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 3:35, archived)
Nope.
I was never betrothed, anyway.
(I helped save b3ta! Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 3:36, archived)
what?

(I helped save b3ta! broadsword, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 3:38, archived)
Done and dusted.

(I helped save b3ta! Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 3:39, archived)
is this somehow meant to stop me thinking you are dull?

(I helped save b3ta! Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 3:19, archived)
No

(Actually, I hate tea is probably Drunk and Dissorderly right now, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 3:20, archived)
dont spoil it, we're touching each other

(I helped save b3ta! broadsword, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 3:22, archived)
Why am I not on your MSN and that dull slag is?

(I helped save b3ta! Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 3:31, archived)
I don't use MSN any more
I got utterly bored of it about a year ago, barely ever use it now
(I helped save b3ta! Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 3:34, archived)
Same here, in fairness.

(I helped save b3ta! Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 3:35, archived)
Shit, innit
unless YOU are on there, sexypants
(I helped save b3ta! broadsword, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 3:37, archived)
Anyone know of Woking Girl?
And did she proposition you for sex,
(Actually, I hate tea is probably Drunk and Dissorderly right now, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 2:45, archived)
My housemate is passed out
and I came on here as a desperate attempt for human contact, Why is everyone so slow
(Actually, I hate tea is probably Drunk and Dissorderly right now, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 2:49, archived)
Because everyone on here
is a trucker called Dave, and we're trying to concentrate on the road.
(I helped save b3ta! wynoh kills threads by his mere presence, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 2:51, archived)
I remember she used to let /talk know every time some bloke lost his mess up her

(I helped save b3ta! Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 2:56, archived)
She was mates with some other lad
why are you asking?

Freak
(I helped save b3ta! broadsword, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 3:00, archived)
Cos she's been bummy with everyone on the internet
and I had a friend that lived with her and said she loved all the willy
(Actually, I hate tea is probably Drunk and Dissorderly right now, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 3:02, archived)
So, whats the current Gossip on /talk
fill me in
(Actually, I hate tea is probably Drunk and Dissorderly right now, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 2:30, archived)
THINGS ARE HAPPENING

(I helped save b3ta! Derpasaurus DOG FARTS, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 2:31, archived)
Detail.

(Actually, I hate tea is probably Drunk and Dissorderly right now, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 2:31, archived)
I DID SOMETHING

(I helped save b3ta! Derpasaurus DOG FARTS, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 2:34, archived)
SexFace doesn't count.

(I helped save b3ta! wynoh kills threads by his mere presence, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 2:35, archived)
Was that a response or a general statement?

(I helped save b3ta! Derpasaurus DOG FARTS, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 2:40, archived)
It's gospel true
he's got so many notches on the bedpost, it looks like it's precariously constructed from matchsticks
(I helped save b3ta! wynoh kills threads by his mere presence, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 2:42, archived)
It is was general, it'd be "can't" not "doesn't".

(I helped save b3ta! Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 2:42, archived)
I'm too drunk to recognise that as a logical statement
LOLDRUNK ETC
(I helped save b3ta! Derpasaurus DOG FARTS, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 3:11, archived)
I hear someone is shagging someone else
and that shouty one's been shouting again.
(I helped save b3ta! wynoh kills threads by his mere presence, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 2:31, archived)
I have not missed much

(Actually, I hate tea is probably Drunk and Dissorderly right now, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 2:32, archived)
Can none of you fairies argue with one another?
It's shit on here lately.
Me.
(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Sat 4 Jul 2009, 2:32, archived)
This is the last genre of post I last remember happening
JMG stir the pot with fire and rape allegations
(Actually, I hate tea is probably Drunk and Dissorderly right now, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 2:35, archived)
broadsword has had sex with Sammi
the horrible, depraved, nasty kind of sex where people poo on each other
(I helped save b3ta! Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 2:33, archived)
bou is back
and is actually online.
right now.
(I helped save b3ta! TBL I posted this on, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 2:33, archived)
unsurprising

(Actually, I hate tea is probably Drunk and Dissorderly right now, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 2:33, archived)
Disregarding people's hero JMG.
Can you name somebody on right now who you don't like?
From the internet.

Let's get some shit flying. You bores.


/Edit
PUFFS!
(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Sat 4 Jul 2009, 2:20, archived)
Me.

(I helped save b3ta! wynoh kills threads by his mere presence, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 2:21, archived)
fuck you

(Actually, I hate tea is probably Drunk and Dissorderly right now, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 2:22, archived)
I hate tea, too, if that's any help
perhaps we're the same person.
(I helped save b3ta! wynoh kills threads by his mere presence, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 2:22, archived)
I only have this name
to contradict my previous one
(Actually, I hate tea is probably Drunk and Dissorderly right now, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 2:23, archived)
Me

(Actually, I hate tea is probably Drunk and Dissorderly right now, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 2:21, archived)
most of the people who posted in the last two threads are at least tolerable

(I helped save b3ta! Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 2:22, archived)
Late shift panderer

(Ronnie Spleen MMMMNEURRGH I AM A GAY SPAZ AND I LOVE IT UP MY BU, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 2:23, archived)
if not particularly hilarious

(I helped save b3ta! Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 2:24, archived)
grab your lube
you've pulled
(Ronnie Spleen MMMMNEURRGH I AM A GAY SPAZ AND I LOVE IT UP MY BU, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 2:28, archived)
LOLREPETITION

(I helped save b3ta! Derpasaurus DOG FARTS, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 2:24, archived)
JMG repeats himself

(I helped save b3ta! Derpasaurus DOG FARTS, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 2:25, archived)
On the DoleBaldMum

(I helped save b3ta! Derpasaurus DOG FARTS, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 2:25, archived)
EVERYBODY LOOK!
LOL
(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Sat 4 Jul 2009, 2:28, archived)
I was just saving everybody some time :(
Why must you bully me, The JMG?
(I helped save b3ta! Derpasaurus DOG FARTS, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 2:30, archived)
I'm a terrible online bully.
:(
(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Sat 4 Jul 2009, 2:33, archived)
I was drinking Newcastle Brown Ale last week
Does this make me an ONLINE GEORDIE?
(I helped save b3ta! Derpasaurus DOG FARTS, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 2:34, archived)
oh wait, the dullard has arrived

(I helped save b3ta! Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 2:25, archived)
HIYA GILGYFACE :D
the a
(I helped save b3ta! Derpasaurus DOG FARTS, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 2:27, archived)
at least you're not planearm, I'll give you that

(I helped save b3ta! Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 2:28, archived)
I'm only tedious when I'm drunk
Unfortunately, I mainly post on here when I'm drunk. I'm not doing myself any favours.

LOLDULL.
(I helped save b3ta! Derpasaurus DOG FARTS, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 2:29, archived)
You hate puffs?
ARSEIST!
(I helped save b3ta! wynoh kills threads by his mere presence, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 2:31, archived)
Speedy Come back

(Actually, I hate tea is probably Drunk and Dissorderly right now, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 2:31, archived)
I have an excuse
I'm drunk.
(I helped save b3ta! wynoh kills threads by his mere presence, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 2:33, archived)
*drunk fives*

(I helped save b3ta! Derpasaurus DOG FARTS, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 2:39, archived)
*misses*
Hurray!
(I helped save b3ta! wynoh kills threads by his mere presence, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 2:40, archived)
So.....
with the way technology is going, I wonder what the next "big thing" will be? Its no secret that computers, broadband internet and the mobile phone are all fairly recent in technology terms but have had significant impacts on peoples lives.

I'm thinking** virtual sex




**hopefully



what do you think? and if you don't give a fuck, cereal or toast for breakfast?
(I helped save b3ta! TBL I posted this on, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 2:07, archived)
I think it's the only way Mykey would ever take me off block.

(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Sat 4 Jul 2009, 2:08, archived)
I think Michael Owen can fuck RIGHT off

(I helped save b3ta! Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 2:09, archived)
HE'S YOUR NEW HERO!
It's probably written in to your scarf now under the lining.
(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Sat 4 Jul 2009, 2:10, archived)
he's being paid on a game-by-game basis
and no transfer fee

that Fergie eh, what a tightwad
(I helped save b3ta! Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 2:11, archived)
Did I hear right you're also buying Stig Inge Byornebee?

(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Sat 4 Jul 2009, 2:13, archived)
I have no idea, I'm just glad we got rid of the gay one who fell over all the time

(I helped save b3ta! Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 2:15, archived)
I reckon footballers should be paid on a 'no win, no fee' basis
that should liven things up a bit
(I helped save b3ta! wynoh kills threads by his mere presence, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 2:21, archived)
Toast
granary, with butter on it.

None of this margerine nonsense.
(I helped save b3ta! wynoh kills threads by his mere presence, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 2:17, archived)
indeed
www.westonaprice.org/foodfeatures/butter.html
(I helped save b3ta! TBL I posted this on, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 2:18, archived)
Good researching there fella
I just think it tastes nicer.
(I helped save b3ta! wynoh kills threads by his mere presence, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 2:20, archived)
I'll tell you what, I fucking love Dexter.

(I helped save b3ta! JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Sat 4 Jul 2009, 2:17, archived)
+ Fletcher

(Ronnie Spleen MMMMNEURRGH I AM A GAY SPAZ AND I LOVE IT UP MY BU, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 2:18, archived)
Internet
in your head
(Actually, I hate tea is probably Drunk and Dissorderly right now, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 2:19, archived)
William Gibson writes shit
and has a lot to answer for
(Ronnie Spleen MMMMNEURRGH I AM A GAY SPAZ AND I LOVE IT UP MY BU, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 2:20, archived)
I
had Porkchop sandwiches for breakfast, no word of a lie
(Actually, I hate tea is probably Drunk and Dissorderly right now, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 2:21, archived)
You all seem pretty horny tonight.
How about some 4chan style POST-TITS? Boys and girls. GO!

ps I can't, no nipples
(I helped save b3ta! Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 1:39, archived)
Go on SexFace, you know you want to.

(I helped save b3ta! Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 1:43, archived)

ok then
(I helped save b3ta! RedStar returneth, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 1:44, archived)
You are Nursie from Blackadder2
AICMFP
(I helped save b3ta! turb0t, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 1:47, archived)
MUSIC
on ftlfm.com

no tits
(I helped save b3ta! broadsword, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 1:45, archived)
GAY

(I helped save b3ta! Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 2:00, archived)
EeeeEEEEEE----yeahh.... mmmmmm bop, da da, ummmmm bop, shewwwba dabba mmmm bop, de ba daaaahhh
Yeee-eaaaa-aahhhh.
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 1:34, archived)
I'm so hot
I'm stripping to my pants
you like that, don't you
(I helped save b3ta! broadsword, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 1:36, archived)
I'm a dirty little school girl.
I do hope when I bend over to pick up this shiney penny nobody sees my knickers.
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 1:37, archived)
A little bit of sick came up then.
tnx
(I helped save b3ta! RedStar returneth, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 1:38, archived)
Lollypop, lollypop, oh lolly lollypop.

(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 1:42, archived)
B3ta cock thread
how big, where's it been, brushings in the toilet dont count
(I helped save b3ta! broadsword, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 1:26, archived)
big/ym

(King Baby Duck more than a ceiling, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 1:27, archived)
Massive
all over the shop.
Well, two americans, one albanian, the rest have been english...
(rnuk http://flickr.com/rnuk, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 1:27, archived)
I've done 4 of the 5 olympic rings
at which point I told myself I should take life more seriously*

*failed to get the 5th ring
(I helped save b3ta! broadsword, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 1:30, archived)

rushing oxfile
(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 1:27, archived)
I'm not sure if I'm just thinking about this too much
Do you mean the large hole that is on the back of a boxfile ?
(I helped save b3ta! turb0t, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 1:32, archived)
mines just normal :(
its been in vaginas, my hand, and nearly once in a ladies poop hole.
(richard cropper's comedy account Stephen Frizzle is on the sex offenders list, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 1:27, archived)
Iheard that some ladies really love it
in the poop hole, and some ladies really dont love it in the poop hole.
Mrs turb0t doesnt like it there.
(I helped save b3ta! turb0t, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 1:33, archived)
somewhere in between rnuk and wormulus
SEXY
(I helped save b3ta! RedStar returneth, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 1:28, archived)
i like to dip it in paint and drag it along the walls whilst on the travelators at airports

(I helped save b3ta! Lightguy hail satan, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 1:28, archived)
Mediocre.
In some women.
(I helped save b3ta! WHARRGARBL, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 1:28, archived)
Good job you like men with tiny colons then, eh?

(I helped save b3ta! RedStar returneth, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 1:30, archived)
I'm not gay.

(I helped save b3ta! WHARRGARBL, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 1:37, archived)

not all
(I helped save b3ta! broadsword, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 1:37, archived)
If they are only half gay
would it be a semicolon ?
(I helped save b3ta! turb0t, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 1:40, archived)
Probably about average.
It spends a lot of time around the house and in my pants.
(I helped save b3ta! JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Sat 4 Jul 2009, 1:29, archived)
I'm so aroused right now

(I helped save b3ta! broadsword, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 1:32, archived)
the last good post on /talk was when SSG linked some chimpanzee porn
it's been all downhill since then
(I helped save b3ta! Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 1:30, archived)
I want to bum you up the bum

(I helped save b3ta! broadsword, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 1:32, archived)
BEST POST EVAR ^

(I helped save b3ta! RedStar returneth, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 1:32, archived)
Now I want to bum YOU up the bum

(I helped save b3ta! broadsword, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 1:33, archived)
SECOND BEST POST EVAR^

(I helped save b3ta! RedStar returneth, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 1:34, archived)
*cough*
tinyurl.com/mdohe4
(I helped save b3ta! TonyUNDERSCORE from the Internet, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 1:35, archived)
no, this was a pair of ugly herpes-ridden munters letting a chimpanzee touch their stagnant mimsies in return for crack money

(I helped save b3ta! Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 1:37, archived)

www.youtube.com/watch?v=bwegzhXAqaQ
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 1:35, archived)
About the same as my handspan.
/TMI
(I helped save b3ta! The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 1:42, archived)
I think an important issue has been touched upon.
How big are your nipples?
Measurements in metric or imperial, diameter or area.

According to my ring spanner set mine are around 5/8ths.
(I helped save b3ta! RedStar returneth, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 1:02, archived)
Really small.
As previously discussed, I shan't measure them though.
(I helped save b3ta! The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 1:04, archived)

eviously otractor
(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 1:06, archived)
Again, top strikethrough.
I'm eagerly anticipating the next hilarious one.
(I helped save b3ta! The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 1:08, archived)
All strikethrough humour is fantastic.
They should replace ITV with 24hr rolling strikethroughs.
(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 1:11, archived)
I for one am loving these strikethroughs.
I hope there are many more to come
(I helped save b3ta! JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Sat 4 Jul 2009, 1:13, archived)


these strikethroughs.
I hope there are many more to

in my mouth
(I helped save b3ta! broadsword, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 1:14, archived)
I'm glad you're here to make me look less drunk.

(I helped save b3ta! JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Sat 4 Jul 2009, 1:19, archived)
fuck me
fuck me like the bitch I am
(I helped save b3ta! broadsword, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 1:20, archived)

e pass
(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 1:16, archived)
I love you.

(I helped save b3ta! JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Sat 4 Jul 2009, 1:20, archived)
Loving the trigonometry theme.
Great job.
(I helped save b3ta! RedStar returneth, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 1:22, archived)
lolwut
i can't reply to the thread
(I helped save b3ta! weaver., Sat 4 Jul 2009, 1:09, archived)
i wondered why you were replying to my post detailling your nipples before
freak
(richard cropper's comedy account Stephen Frizzle is on the sex offenders list, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 1:11, archived)
that may have been a drunken mistake
:D
(I helped save b3ta! weaver., Sat 4 Jul 2009, 1:16, archived)
the size of a euro
and mine are hairy too
(richard cropper's comedy account Stephen Frizzle is on the sex offenders list, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 1:04, archived)
I think it's 2/3 of the base of a magners bottle
but its hard to tell without spillage
(I helped save b3ta! broadsword, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 1:04, archived)
I can give my cock size in 440ml strongbow cans tho, if that helps

(I helped save b3ta! broadsword, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 1:06, archived)
I take it that is a regular 568ml bottle and not the pointless 330ml ones

(I helped save b3ta! RedStar returneth, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 1:06, archived)
I'm ashamed to say
width is from the 330ml bottle

length is 330ml tho ladies! Ladies? Come on, ride the broadsword
ciderbottlecock
(I helped save b3ta! broadsword, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 1:09, archived)
If I don't pull from that ^ the world is wrong

(I helped save b3ta! broadsword, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 1:10, archived)
*waggles eyebrows*
LOLGAY
(I helped save b3ta! RedStar returneth, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 1:11, archived)
Hello sexy

(I helped save b3ta! broadsword, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 1:12, archived)
you can fit it in a bottle?
:/
(richard cropper's comedy account Stephen Frizzle is on the sex offenders list, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 1:10, archived)
That's no way to talk about your anus

(I helped save b3ta! broadsword, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 1:11, archived)
<pedant>
length volume
</pedant>

<friends></friends>
(I helped save b3ta! The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 1:13, archived)
lol, what?

(I helped save b3ta! broadsword, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 1:20, archived)
lesss than an inch in diamater
about 2 inches circumference
(King Baby Duck more than a ceiling, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 1:04, archived)
Mine are just right.
Of course.
(I helped save b3ta! LimeyTreat Bitch. Lover. Child. Mother. Sinner. Saint., Sat 4 Jul 2009, 1:05, archived)
*Dampens brow*

(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Sat 4 Jul 2009, 1:06, archived)
PICS
or it never happened.
(I helped save b3ta! RedStar returneth, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 1:07, archived)
Cobblers.
*calls upon independent edjucator*
*pins independent edjucator badge to suit*
(rnuk http://flickr.com/rnuk, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 1:25, archived)

edjucator
ejaculator

COME ON HER NIPPLES
(I helped save b3ta! RedStar returneth, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 1:27, archived)
get an adjudicator in too, that might help

(I helped save b3ta! Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 1:29, archived)

www.thethinkingblog.com/2007/08/fact-men-can-breastfeed.html
(I helped save b3ta! Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 1:05, archived)
FRIZ!

(richard cropper's comedy account Stephen Frizzle is on the sex offenders list, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 1:07, archived)
can you link me to the super sexy greasemonkey script you made?

(I helped save b3ta! weaver., Sat 4 Jul 2009, 1:18, archived)
no

(I helped save b3ta! Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 1:25, archived)
:(

(I helped save b3ta! weaver., Sat 4 Jul 2009, 1:31, archived)
I would guess at about an Inch and a half.

(I helped save b3ta! JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Sat 4 Jul 2009, 1:07, archived)
The diameter is about the same as the distance from the tip of my thumb to the first joint.

(I helped save b3ta! The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 1:07, archived)
So 1 then?

(I helped save b3ta! RedStar returneth, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 1:09, archived)
One thumb-joint.

(I helped save b3ta! The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 1:11, archived)
Thats definitly a Imperial measurement

(I helped save b3ta! RedStar returneth, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 1:13, archived)
14 thumb-joints = 1 ferkle.
12 ferkles = 1 junior league.
27 junior leagues = 1 super-mile.
(I helped save b3ta! The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 1:17, archived)
4536 tmbj
Unless you are at sea...
In which case you can make it up as you go.
(I helped save b3ta! RedStar returneth, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 1:20, archived)
Humf
I measured mine the same way then read your post.
I think I was born with no originality.
(Special K I hope i dont look like the perv i am, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 1:11, archived)
that'll explain the shit-stupid username then

(I helped save b3ta! Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 1:15, archived)
true

(Special K I hope i dont look like the perv i am, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 1:17, archived)
apparently an inch across
they're weird though, sometimes they're proper nipples, sometimes they're more like a boil or something, with no defined sticky out bit
(I helped save b3ta! weaver., Sat 4 Jul 2009, 1:09, archived)
yay!
it worked at last
(I helped save b3ta! weaver., Sat 4 Jul 2009, 1:10, archived)
TMI
FREAK
(I helped save b3ta! weaver., Sat 4 Jul 2009, 1:10, archived)
I'm not entirely sure
I've never taken a ruler.
(I helped save b3ta! Methylene Blue - electrohead, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 1:14, archived)
Now
is the time.
(I helped save b3ta! RedStar returneth, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 1:16, archived)
B3ta COCK OFF

(I helped save b3ta! broadsword, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 1:18, archived)
Oh we're talking about nipples
damnit
(I helped save b3ta! broadsword, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 1:18, archived)
that may require a new thread then.

(I helped save b3ta! RedStar returneth, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 1:23, archived)
Christ, dont

(I helped save b3ta! broadsword, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 1:24, archived)
I'm not drunk and couldn't get away with it.
you on the other hand...
(I helped save b3ta! RedStar returneth, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 1:25, archived)
Done
I'm not proud
(I helped save b3ta! broadsword, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 1:26, archived)
yours are probably square
with tentacles sprouting from them
(I helped save b3ta! Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 1:19, archived)
you probably don´t have any

(richard cropper's comedy account Stephen Frizzle is on the sex offenders list, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 1:23, archived)
i sliced mine off a long time ago

(I helped save b3ta! Lightguy hail satan, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 1:25, archived)
Who's feeling sexy?

(rnuk http://flickr.com/rnuk, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 1:00, archived)

xy llotape
(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 1:01, archived)
oof!
You're on strikethrough form tonight. Good one, well done.
(I helped save b3ta! The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 1:03, archived)
meeeeeeee
question, how the frig do i get HDMI output on my graphics card to s-video? gaz me pls nerds.
(richard cropper's comedy account Stephen Frizzle is on the sex offenders list, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 1:03, archived)
Convert it to verdana

(I helped save b3ta! RedStar returneth, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 1:04, archived)
fuck off to your Gill Sans you cunt :P
(hope I don´t get banned for that remark)
(richard cropper's comedy account Stephen Frizzle is on the sex offenders list, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 1:04, archived)
(I do)

(I helped save b3ta! RedStar returneth, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 1:07, archived)
Gran Turino is a good film.
And the iPhone is annoyingly slow.
(I helped save b3ta! JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Sat 4 Jul 2009, 1:04, archived)
Sexy's not here.

(I helped save b3ta! LimeyTreat Bitch. Lover. Child. Mother. Sinner. Saint., Sat 4 Jul 2009, 1:05, archived)
Where's here?

(rnuk http://flickr.com/rnuk, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 1:05, archived)
In my house.

(I helped save b3ta! LimeyTreat Bitch. Lover. Child. Mother. Sinner. Saint., Sat 4 Jul 2009, 1:10, archived)
There's no sexy in your house?
Is that what you're saying?
(rnuk http://flickr.com/rnuk, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 1:12, archived)
Apart from me.

(I helped save b3ta! LimeyTreat Bitch. Lover. Child. Mother. Sinner. Saint., Sat 4 Jul 2009, 1:12, archived)
I see.
*sees*
(rnuk http://flickr.com/rnuk, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 1:13, archived)
Best give Justin Timberlake a ring then, ho ho!

(I helped save b3ta! The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 1:08, archived)
Just a sec, got to put a Richard Clayderman record on.

(I helped save b3ta! The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 1:06, archived)
I just wanked in baldmonkeys knickers
whilst wearing gilgamesh's pants.

DON'T ANSWER, JUST THINK ABOUT IT
(I helped save b3ta! broadsword, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 0:34, archived)
you put the knickers in your pants
big deal I do it all the time
(richard cropper's comedy account Stephen Frizzle is on the sex offenders list, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 0:35, archived)
I SAID DONT THINK ABOUT IT

(I helped save b3ta! broadsword, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 0:37, archived)
Oops

(I helped save b3ta! broadsword, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 0:38, archived)
loldrunk

(I helped save b3ta! broadsword, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 0:38, archived)
fuck off

(I helped save b3ta! broadsword, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 0:38, archived)
awww...
are woo dwunk?
(I helped save b3ta! The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 0:39, archived)
SHOW
ME
YOUR
NIPPLES
(I helped save b3ta! broadsword, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 0:40, archived)
No, really, don't

(I helped save b3ta! broadsword, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 0:40, archived)
I have really small nipples,
really freakishly small.
(I helped save b3ta! The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 0:42, archived)
Cheers for the info
/makes note in small nipple notepad
(I helped save b3ta! broadsword, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 0:43, archived)

NIP STA
(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 0:41, archived)
fuck dude, i´ve started getting proper freckles from the sun
and my beard deffo has some ginner hair in it.

if i ever have kids, whats the age limit of a late abortion? 2yrs old? 3? don´t think i could stand having a ginger son.
(richard cropper's comedy account Stephen Frizzle is on the sex offenders list, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 0:40, archived)
same as its always been
30 mins, 7 months if its a confirmed ginger
(I helped save b3ta! broadsword, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 0:50, archived)
LOLDRUNK

(I helped save b3ta! Derpasaurus DOG FARTS, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 0:35, archived)
VOMIT INTO A CHILD

(I helped save b3ta! Derpasaurus DOG FARTS, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 0:36, archived)

ild alkboard
(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 0:48, archived)
You like that, don't you

(I helped save b3ta! broadsword, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 0:35, archived)
Dear Baldmonkey, (and everyone else)
This might make you feel better, a friend of mine made a song about Scunthorpe. (it's really quite good, honest)

www.myspace.com/chernosambamusic

Yours sincerely,
The Doveston.
(I helped save b3ta! The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 0:35, archived)
I'm not switching my speakers on,
I'll wake the people.
(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 0:36, archived)
Come on....
CHERNO SAMBA!
(I helped save b3ta! The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 0:47, archived)
Dear The Doveston
I am not baldmonkey and as such will not click your link.

wuv woo,
broadsword xxxx
(I helped save b3ta! broadsword, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 0:37, archived)
You should check it out though,
it's actually pretty good.
(I helped save b3ta! The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 0:38, archived)
it is actually kinda good
once you get past the east european-like intro
(I helped save b3ta! weaver., Sat 4 Jul 2009, 0:44, archived)
The other song is good too.
Talented chap is my chum.
(I helped save b3ta! The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 0:46, archived)
It took me half an hour to get this semi
:(
(I helped save b3ta! Major Turd for tonight only, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 0:35, archived)
My knickers are red and they have podka dots on:)

(I helped save b3ta! Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 0:37, archived)
Brace yourself

(I helped save b3ta! broadsword, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 0:39, archived)

www.b3ta.com/talk/6274119
(I helped save b3ta! Major Turd for tonight only, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 0:40, archived)
The whole internet have just lost their erections :(

(I helped save b3ta! The Cat's Mother Not a People Person., Sat 4 Jul 2009, 0:40, archived)
erm

(I helped save b3ta! broadsword, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 0:41, archived)
*fwaps*

(I helped save b3ta! broadsword, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 0:42, archived)
pink sock

(I helped save b3ta! weaver., Sat 4 Jul 2009, 0:47, archived)
You are a wrong 'un

(I helped save b3ta! broadsword, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 0:51, archived)
you loves it up the wrong 'un
doesn't you?
(I helped save b3ta! weaver., Sat 4 Jul 2009, 0:54, archived)
Aww, I wish your mum would stop telling tales

(I helped save b3ta! broadsword, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 0:57, archived)
your mum can't tell tales
she's usually either screaming for more or gagging on my cock
(I helped save b3ta! weaver., Sat 4 Jul 2009, 1:01, archived)
There's always one......

(I helped save b3ta! The Cat's Mother Not a People Person., Sat 4 Jul 2009, 0:42, archived)
could you direct me to your updated greasemonkey script?
i've got the basic version where it says shit post, but i want to see teh kittums
(I helped save b3ta! weaver., Sat 4 Jul 2009, 0:56, archived)
Dear broadsword
I bloody love you, I do.

Love, Alex.
(I helped save b3ta! JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Sat 4 Jul 2009, 1:00, archived)

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