Live long and prosper.(
djrich - Live from Houghton Regis got this thing for Clémence Poésy, Fri 27 Feb 2015, 18:04,
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cheersedit: oh.
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brb Learn Ukrainian and prepare for a referendum, Fri 27 Feb 2015, 18:05,
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Star Trek is shit sci-fi lite which appeals exclusively to manchild virgins and raging kiddly-fiddlers who want to know the best way to entice someone a third of their age into a phone box (
drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 27 Feb 2015, 18:44,
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Bollocks of the first orderNimoy created and sustained a character that we all know and recognise.
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CharlesDexterWard no rush eh, Fri 27 Feb 2015, 19:09,
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So which one are you again?(
drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 27 Feb 2015, 19:19,
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The old one in the cornerberating the folly of youth
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CharlesDexterWard no rush eh, Fri 27 Feb 2015, 19:22,
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At my ageit's hard to fiddle with myself.
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CharlesDexterWard no rush eh, Fri 27 Feb 2015, 19:27,
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And I don't call Theodore Sturgeonand Harlan Ellison sci-fi lite.
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CharlesDexterWard no rush eh, Fri 27 Feb 2015, 19:14,
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How about Jerome Bixby?(
brb Learn Ukrainian and prepare for a referendum, Fri 27 Feb 2015, 19:33,
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There were a few of themwrote for Twighlight Zone, Outer Limits , Star Trek. Often under psuedonyms.
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CharlesDexterWard no rush eh, Fri 27 Feb 2015, 20:01,
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i just wanted to add his name to your listor see why you didn't include him.
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brb Learn Ukrainian and prepare for a referendum, Fri 27 Feb 2015, 21:10,
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May the force be with him, always in are hrtsz(
Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Fri 27 Feb 2015, 18:07,
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83 is a good innings I want to go out with a self-inflicted gunshot wound at 60
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$$ ✅, Fri 27 Feb 2015, 18:27,
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Juicer time innitAnd I know it's that time because I bought a lovely new watch today. What did you buy?
Pricks
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spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Fri 27 Feb 2015, 17:05,
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ooh, ooh, i know the setup for this!*ahem* where to, meatsnake?
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manolith hooray for me, Fri 27 Feb 2015, 17:25,
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Oh yes that's exactly what this forum needs, another boring prick going on about watches(
2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Fri 27 Feb 2015, 17:19,
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I didn't think watches were your schtick.(
Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Fri 27 Feb 2015, 17:30,
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That Prick has me on ignore (
spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Fri 27 Feb 2015, 18:55,
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Some lego, some PWM controllers, a load of BMW parts and some gingerbread icecream.(
Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Fri 27 Feb 2015, 17:29,
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pulse width modulation?(
brb Learn Ukrainian and prepare for a referendum, Fri 27 Feb 2015, 17:49,
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this and 'prick with mentalism' are the best.'post wank mop up' needs a hyphen but it's very good. the other two are shite. good effort though.
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brb Learn Ukrainian and prepare for a referendum, Fri 27 Feb 2015, 18:05,
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drugsearlier in the week i bought an andre the giant graphic novel, which is excellent btw.
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brb Learn Ukrainian and prepare for a referendum, Fri 27 Feb 2015, 17:50,
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You molest children for a living (
spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Fri 27 Feb 2015, 18:55,
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about time(
The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Fri 27 Feb 2015, 15:39,
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I'm happy Australia is becoming part of europeI have friends there, and it's always sad for me that our visits are so few and far between. Now it'll be a quick hop on the ferry, or 2 hours on an easyjet. Lovely!
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Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 27 Feb 2015, 15:39,
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look, shut up alright?I don't need your bullshit right now
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Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 27 Feb 2015, 15:43,
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So Gary Glitter got 16 yearsThing is, how do you punish mental illness? Don't get me wrong, he needs to be locked away somewhere, but he's clearly out of control. Lock him in a room for the rest of his life and he'll just wank himself sideways. He can't have had much real freedom in the last 10 years or so, so how different will jail be?
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Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 27 Feb 2015, 15:50,
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don't blame youit was a brain fart, more than anything
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Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 27 Feb 2015, 15:51,
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i'd make fun of you but i'm wearing a nerdy tshirt right now(
manolith hooray for me, Fri 27 Feb 2015, 16:29,
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may want to get that checked out could be a stroke starting mate
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$$ ✅, Fri 27 Feb 2015, 16:03,
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until saint casimir's day?i know! i can't wait either!
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manolith hooray for me, Fri 27 Feb 2015, 16:32,
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don't be taken in, he offers no evidence!(
manolith hooray for me, Fri 27 Feb 2015, 15:27,
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DIY's really changedi.chzbgr.com/maxW500/8452384512/hEDF210CE/
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Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 27 Feb 2015, 15:30,
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seen that alreadyat least mictoboy linked to a toothy minge
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Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 27 Feb 2015, 15:33,
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to be honest I thought she was going to put the bottle up her(
Major Turd for tonight only, Fri 27 Feb 2015, 16:18,
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newsletter subjlols compogo!
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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 27 Feb 2015, 13:38,
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Brought to you by The Mirror- Don't worry...it's not really a newspaper!
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Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 27 Feb 2015, 13:40,
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ooh anyone got that gif of them all waving?i found it captivating for some reason
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The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Fri 27 Feb 2015, 13:47,
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what the fuck are you doing back here?(
mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 27 Feb 2015, 14:09,
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just killing time until i can go home, you?(
The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Fri 27 Feb 2015, 14:10,
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killing time till the wife gets home(
mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 27 Feb 2015, 14:11,
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i've already done the other thing(
mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 27 Feb 2015, 14:12,
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good good, nice to hear from you x(
The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Fri 27 Feb 2015, 14:17,
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mictoboy.co.uk/other/NSFA.jpg
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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 27 Feb 2015, 14:09,
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we're flogging a dead horse... together!(
manolith hooray for me, Fri 27 Feb 2015, 13:44,
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why are you fucking bothering?(
The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Fri 27 Feb 2015, 13:46,
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yeah, that's a good onehow about: look right, we tried
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The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Fri 27 Feb 2015, 13:48,
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subject line, obvs(
The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Fri 27 Feb 2015, 14:11,
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is that the lego genital forum user?(
The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Fri 27 Feb 2015, 13:53,
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RAGE SPASTICS AUTISM RAGE FAT UGLY RAGE RAGEUR UPSET, I'M NOT UPSET AT ALL, BUT U R UPSET!!!!
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Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 27 Feb 2015, 13:54,
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all this talk of polar bear day, it's like you people don't even realise it's national day in the dominican republic(
The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Fri 27 Feb 2015, 13:58,
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Don't be sillyPolar bears couldn't live in the Dominican Republic. It'd be far too hot for them.
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Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 27 Feb 2015, 14:51,
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Well tomorrow it's ISIS's International Day Of Blood which sounds way more excitingallnewspipeline.com/Feb_28_Warning_International_Day_Of_Blood.php
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2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Fri 27 Feb 2015, 15:13,
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"There is no 'I' in 'team', but there are two 'U's in 'go fuck yourself'."(
Mr. Tea dole-nonce-amuser extraordinaire, Fri 27 Feb 2015, 14:06,
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no, that's the space in the letter aany idiot can see that
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The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Fri 27 Feb 2015, 14:19,
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but is it blue and black or white and gold(
manolith hooray for me, Fri 27 Feb 2015, 14:31,
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To be honest, we're as bored of it as you are.(
Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 27 Feb 2015, 14:12,
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Read this week's edition to find out who we'll execute next!(
2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Fri 27 Feb 2015, 14:13,
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This should be the title though, it's my birthday and I demand attention.(
Zuowan, Fri 27 Feb 2015, 16:29,
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that's a good one(
brb Learn Ukrainian and prepare for a referendum, Fri 27 Feb 2015, 14:35,
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"a total waste of everyone's time"(
2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Fri 27 Feb 2015, 14:59,
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"This week's edition in white and gold, or blue and black"(
Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Fri 27 Feb 2015, 15:37,
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Friz's 12 newsletter contributions; a full retraction and apology(
Zuowan, Fri 27 Feb 2015, 16:35,
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don't see what that's got to do with it if your bum is still perfectly functional.(
2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Fri 27 Feb 2015, 12:21,
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well yeah, you're all about going into unwilling bumsyou're basically a taxpayer-funded rapist
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manolith hooray for me, Fri 27 Feb 2015, 12:24,
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Those are the ok kindIt's the convicted rapists that are out of fashion at the moment.
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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 27 Feb 2015, 12:26,
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You are very welcome to refuse an examination, it's just that if you do I may not be able to tell you what's causing the headache.(
2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Fri 27 Feb 2015, 12:45,
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YOU'RE bum(
2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Fri 27 Feb 2015, 12:45,
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I'm not going to let you ruin another International Polar Bear Day(
Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 27 Feb 2015, 12:52,
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watching Deliver Us From EvilJust wish they hadn't gone for the whole 'based on true events' angle. Because it's not, is it.
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Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 27 Feb 2015, 12:57,
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ok, so he believes in ghosts, neglects his wife and daughterAnd beat a suspect to death with his bare hands. Really the sort of person you'd want on the police force.
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Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 27 Feb 2015, 13:05,
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If I recall from the original 'truth' of this storyhe retired from the police force to become a demonologist. So gave up something useful for society to do something completely useless to society.
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$$ ✅, Fri 27 Feb 2015, 13:11,
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really?Wow. Well this is all kinds of bullshit. They let ex drug addict jesuit priests perform unauthorised exorcisms on NYPD property apparently.
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Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 27 Feb 2015, 13:25,
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I dunno, a lot of black men in America would applaud a police officer retiring to become pretty much anything else.(
Mr. Tea dole-nonce-amuser extraordinaire, Fri 27 Feb 2015, 13:27,
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as an american black man, i concur(
The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Fri 27 Feb 2015, 13:31,
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3/7 today, mostly celeb stuffwww.bbc.co.uk/news/blogs-magazine-monitor-31628416
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The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Fri 27 Feb 2015, 9:10,
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i'm enjoying this game thoughwww.kongregate.com/games/Eric_Gurt/dead-drunk-1-9
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manolith hooray for me, Fri 27 Feb 2015, 9:31,
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i got 1 out of 3 then i got bored and googled cool stuff instead(
MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 27 Feb 2015, 9:34,
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what stuff did you google?we'll be the judge of how "cool" it is
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manolith hooray for me, Fri 27 Feb 2015, 9:35,
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ha, i've seen those for sale but never seen a working oneeeew
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manolith hooray for me, Fri 27 Feb 2015, 9:41,
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well trained if it can tolerate a rifle going off inches from its head without rearing up and disembowelling the rider(
drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 27 Feb 2015, 9:41,
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I meant the bear not your penis(
drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 27 Feb 2015, 9:46,
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They don'tthey sort of 'taste' their way around using their long tongues.
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Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 27 Feb 2015, 10:01,
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If a bear shits in the woods does it make a sound?(
MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 27 Feb 2015, 10:05,
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NoIt would have to shit in the Pope's woods, AND be catholic.
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Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 27 Feb 2015, 10:09,
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it's appropriate we are having this conversation on international polar bear day(
manolith hooray for me, Fri 27 Feb 2015, 11:18,
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2/7, but i don't read heat or hello either(
brb Learn Ukrainian and prepare for a referendum, Fri 27 Feb 2015, 10:04,
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Morning!Lovely day out there.
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Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Fri 27 Feb 2015, 7:25,
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Morning brb.How are the bins?
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Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Fri 27 Feb 2015, 7:31,
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standing idle and empty inside(
brb Learn Ukrainian and prepare for a referendum, Fri 27 Feb 2015, 7:35,
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No, silly - I said 'bins', not 'QOTW'(
Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Fri 27 Feb 2015, 7:40,
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i've burnt my right index and forefinger tips and also my right nostril hair so far this morning, i'm very tempted to go back to bed.(
brb Learn Ukrainian and prepare for a referendum, Fri 27 Feb 2015, 7:48,
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Picking your nose while smoking, I'll wager.(
Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Fri 27 Feb 2015, 8:04,
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Morning Colonel Bnot here it isn't, cloudy and cold as always
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H.B.Mupps, Fri 27 Feb 2015, 7:32,
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Well that's a shame.Not a cloud in sight. Maybe you liveunder the cloud depot where they all go back when they've finished, like with buses.
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Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Fri 27 Feb 2015, 7:38,
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GOOD MORNING /TALK!It is a beautiful day, birds singing, sun shining, all is well.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 27 Feb 2015, 7:38,
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Praise be to the Old Ones!(
Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Fri 27 Feb 2015, 7:39,
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they're on offer at Tesco.(
Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Fri 27 Feb 2015, 8:02,
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Happy pay day fridayI think I am going to buy a watch today. What are you going to buy with your hard earned cash?
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spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Fri 27 Feb 2015, 7:48,
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Smack? Bubble? what we talking here? I might join you - but i have been being good YOU MASSIVE DRUGGY
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spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Fri 27 Feb 2015, 8:00,
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please don't join me(
brb Learn Ukrainian and prepare for a referendum, Fri 27 Feb 2015, 8:13,
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i just don't want you to make the same mistakes in life that i did(
brb Learn Ukrainian and prepare for a referendum, Fri 27 Feb 2015, 8:32,
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dunno, I might spread my spending out over the month on a range of things.(
Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 27 Feb 2015, 8:07,
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Well this is about the most boring thing that i have ever read.I NEED SPECIFICS.
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spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Fri 27 Feb 2015, 8:11,
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Might buy some new jeans, and some records and enough booze to keep me happy.(
Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 27 Feb 2015, 8:26,
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what kind of records?(
brb Learn Ukrainian and prepare for a referendum, Fri 27 Feb 2015, 8:34,
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as in vinyl?(
spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Fri 27 Feb 2015, 8:48,
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alright scouseryou watch the football last night? SHITE
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spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Fri 27 Feb 2015, 8:01,
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agreed.set up wrong to start with. Still Man City at the weekend and my money is on Liverpool.
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spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Fri 27 Feb 2015, 8:10,
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GUESS WHAT DAY IT IS!(
Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 27 Feb 2015, 8:07,
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Is it TOOLS DOWN FUCK YOU day? Oh boy, that sure would be swell mister.(
MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 27 Feb 2015, 8:08,
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it is, but not yet.In fact there's a potential for an early tools down. And it's pay day!
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 27 Feb 2015, 8:26,
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Keep me informed, I don't want to miss it. (
MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 27 Feb 2015, 8:27,
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morning meaty(
Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Fri 27 Feb 2015, 8:12,
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Yes it isI have a washing machine repair man coming round today. Fuck, I ought to start a thread with something this juicy.
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Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 27 Feb 2015, 8:07,
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Yeah, that'd be goodHey, I just got an email from a guitar shop with the title "Have your guitar strings ever made your fingers smell bad?"
I can honestly say that they haven't. In more than 20 years of playing, that has never happened.
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Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 27 Feb 2015, 8:12,
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mate, you better have a sniff nowit might be a sign of cancer
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$$ ✅, Fri 27 Feb 2015, 8:13,
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Shit, I didn't think of thatHmm...they smell of soap. What does that mean??
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Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 27 Feb 2015, 8:16,
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i'd go straight to A&Ebypass the GP and go straight to hospital
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$$ ✅, Fri 27 Feb 2015, 8:18,
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HahaImagine walking into an A&E and just shouting "EVERYBODY LISTEN TO ME! MY HANDS SMELL OF SOAP AND I'M WORRIED IT MIGHT BE CANCER"
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Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 27 Feb 2015, 8:19,
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My garden is full of pigeons trying to fuck each other.(
Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Fri 27 Feb 2015, 8:13,
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Haha, outstandingWe seem to be getting a lot of birds in our garden at the moment. The goldfinches have come back, which is nice.
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Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 27 Feb 2015, 8:15,
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Morning!(
terror_onion Better than a Watchdog special on faulty bikinis, Fri 27 Feb 2015, 8:14,
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GUTEN MORGEN HERR ZWEIBEL(
Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Fri 27 Feb 2015, 8:17,
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morning Co-Bo and other people of /talk(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 27 Feb 2015, 8:24,
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Hey Tangle Wangle QueeI'm watching Big Hero 6. It's not an instant classic, but it looks spectacular.
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Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 27 Feb 2015, 8:25,
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Hi Twoodle-Doodle-went-to-town-with-lots-of-straight-spaghettiI don't really know what that is, but I hope you have a smashing time.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 27 Feb 2015, 8:29,
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what were the first five like?(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 27 Feb 2015, 8:34,
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i quite enjoyed itit's weird that the big inflatable robot is voiced by pete from 30 rock
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manolith hooray for me, Fri 27 Feb 2015, 9:00,
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My kids have been asking if they can get the Baymax Disney Infinity toyBut looking at it you can't use either of the BH6 characters in any of the levels, only the toy box mode. What a rip.
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Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 27 Feb 2015, 9:04,
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the whole thing is a scama very clever one, mind
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manolith hooray for me, Fri 27 Feb 2015, 9:22,
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Sure isA game that gives you the opportunity to keep spending money on it? Perfect.
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Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 27 Feb 2015, 9:23,
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Morning tangly.(
Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Fri 27 Feb 2015, 8:31,
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Morning! No it is very cold, I regret taking down my greenhouse insulation yesterday.(
2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Fri 27 Feb 2015, 8:51,
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night night, /talkxx
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brb Learn Ukrainian and prepare for a referendum, Thu 26 Feb 2015, 23:43,
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goodnight brb xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
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Major Turd for tonight only, Thu 26 Feb 2015, 23:51,
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everything's gonna be alright(
drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 26 Feb 2015, 21:34,
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Whatever we do now or in the future won't avert the ultimate heat death of the universe.Which is a comfort of a sort.
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Mr. Tea dole-nonce-amuser extraordinaire, Thu 26 Feb 2015, 22:03,
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we need to evolve spiritually until the point that we can transform ourselves into gravityand live forever inside black holes.
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Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Thu 26 Feb 2015, 22:08,
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Robin Johnson has already achieved this state through cycling everywhere and being morally correct on the internet, I hear.(
Mr. Tea dole-nonce-amuser extraordinaire, Thu 26 Feb 2015, 22:10,
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not quite.he's not been cycling to work so much lately. Then again he doesn't live that far away.
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Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Thu 26 Feb 2015, 22:16,
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alright MGTAny new theories lately?
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Mr. Tea dole-nonce-amuser extraordinaire, Thu 26 Feb 2015, 21:55,
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yes actually.i've been investigating the possibility that there exists a local symmetry of the Lagrangian represented by the indefinite unitary group U(1,3) that allows one to transform curved space into gauge fields.
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Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Thu 26 Feb 2015, 22:07,
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Groovy. Any hints at the phenomenological properties of the corresponding gauge bosons?(
Mr. Tea dole-nonce-amuser extraordinaire, Thu 26 Feb 2015, 22:11,
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well they seem to be self-interacting.and some of them couple to spin.
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Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Thu 26 Feb 2015, 22:14,
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Doesn't this just duplicate general relativity, though?I mean, GR is a sort of gauge theory in itself, if you take the unit vectors of the local spacetime to be components of a gauge 'field'.
Tallbeard knows about this sort of stuff but I've not seen him here in years.
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Mr. Tea dole-nonce-amuser extraordinaire, Thu 26 Feb 2015, 22:27,
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it's kind of supposed to,but curved space is kind of awkward to quantise, but it occurred to me that local Poincare transformations could correspond to a rotating or accelerating reference frame. so i was kind of hoping that local *complex* Poincare group transformations would have sufficient degrees of freedom to allow a co-ordinate transformation from a real metric to Minkowski space. Local real Poincare group doesn't have enough, you end up with 20 free components of the Reimann curvature tensor. It's a sort of generalisation on the equivalence principle, i suppose. You change the basis and change the physics, like how "centrifugal force" appears in a rotating reference frame. Flatten space entirely, and get various fields popping out instead.
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Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Thu 26 Feb 2015, 22:35,
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There was one Thursday evening in 2008 that was pretty good.Can't remember owt else. Soz.
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mns 2️⃣2️⃣9️⃣0️⃣7️⃣, Fri 27 Feb 2015, 0:36,
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april 2015, when it was finally closed for good(
drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 27 Feb 2015, 0:53,
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Alright. It's alrighthttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8BwQBjJvN5Y
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Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Thu 26 Feb 2015, 21:35,
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wank wank wank wank wank wank wank wank wank wank wank wank wank wank wank wank wank wank
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Two Hats 🎩🎩, Thu 26 Feb 2015, 16:53,
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haha this place would be dead on its arse without you(
Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Thu 26 Feb 2015, 16:55,
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hahaha, classic manolith!(
Mr. Tea dole-nonce-amuser extraordinaire, Thu 26 Feb 2015, 17:11,
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you have a right laugh here, don't you?(
artifus is doing it all wrong, Thu 26 Feb 2015, 17:32,
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I hear you, but have you considered WANK!(
Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 26 Feb 2015, 17:32,
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I got naughty stepped for posting similar, pays to be in with the mods I suppose (
mongychops, Thu 26 Feb 2015, 17:45,
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I got naughty stepped the other night all the cool kids get naughty stepped
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$$ ✅, Thu 26 Feb 2015, 17:46,
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Disgusting(
spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Thu 26 Feb 2015, 18:20,
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Alright vlad how's your shizzle?(
spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Thu 26 Feb 2015, 22:21,
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Only a diet wank for me, please.I'm on a spooge-free diet. Unlike your mum.
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Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Thu 26 Feb 2015, 18:32,
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Alright Vladimir.(
Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Thu 26 Feb 2015, 21:33,
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yeah so i got my debit/cash card back,which is nice, a bit scared to buy anything on it now in case they take it away again.
So i tried to get a credit card. Computer said no. So i got my credit report. It's essentially blank. So now there are two minus points on it, "doesn't have any credit cards" and "got turned down for a credit card."
I'M TELLING YOU MY LIFE STORY, FUCK YOU
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Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Thu 26 Feb 2015, 18:58,
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you just tell the bank before you use unusual spending habits, only trying to protect against fraud, I use cash (
mongychops, Thu 26 Feb 2015, 19:26,
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i didn't realise it was that unusual,i do buy a new computer every so often. and from all the same places. besides, they're not my fucking mum. They did a good bloody job of protecting me, i couldn't get any cash out for two weeks.
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Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Thu 26 Feb 2015, 19:29,
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Lobster Thermidor aux crevettes with a mornay sauce served in a provencale manner with shallots and aubergines garnished with truffle pate, brandy and a fried egg on top and wank.(
2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Thu 26 Feb 2015, 19:08,
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whole thing sounds like wank if you ask me(
manolith hooray for me, Thu 26 Feb 2015, 20:42,
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finally!i was starting to think i was being shunned
alright vlad
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manolith hooray for me, Thu 26 Feb 2015, 21:11,
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alright tangledupinblue!do you know what tangledupinblue, your username always cheers me because it reminds me of that excellent song, cheers
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vladimir, Thu 26 Feb 2015, 21:13,
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bored of that now302 days to christmas, who's got the decorations up already?
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tell you what I hate, I hate people who come to work and say "I've got flu today", no you fucking haven't got flu you prick, you've got a cunting cold(, Thu 26 Feb 2015, 14:37, archived)
I have had flu and a rash someone has rang in today though because they have the shits. That annoys me.
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spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Thu 26 Feb 2015, 14:38,
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Would you rather they came to work and shat all over the place?(
Mr. Tea dole-nonce-amuser extraordinaire, Thu 26 Feb 2015, 15:03,
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no you fucking haven't got flu you prick, you've got a cunting cold (
The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Thu 26 Feb 2015, 15:28,
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posted this in the wrong placedon't think anybody noticed
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The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Thu 26 Feb 2015, 15:28,
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I've only had flu once in my life and it was at Christmas :((
$$ ✅, Thu 26 Feb 2015, 14:42,
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I couldn't fucking stand up for three days last time I had flu, fucking shit disease that is, opened the sluices at both ends toocrawling to the khazi and hoping you're aiming the right end at it, no fucking fun at all
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oh yeah, update to yesterday's unconscious shit in the operating room storyI did my morning shit today and no way was there two days worth up there, I'm certain I must have shat on the operating table
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they prolly felched it out of younurses and anaesthetists are absolute FILTH
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Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Thu 26 Feb 2015, 16:05,
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all you need to know is that he loves christmas(
manolith hooray for me, Thu 26 Feb 2015, 14:41,
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you know the best thing about Mick foley?(
Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 26 Feb 2015, 14:42,
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Look, just fucking calm down, yeah?Getting this upset isn't good for your humours
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Two Hats 🎩🎩, Thu 26 Feb 2015, 15:29,
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if he's not careful, he'll pass out and shit himself again(
manolith hooray for me, Thu 26 Feb 2015, 15:33,
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i'm looking forward to the tasty jesus buns and jesus eggs(
manolith hooray for me, Thu 26 Feb 2015, 14:41,
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too early, you have to go to jesus prison(
manolith hooray for me, Thu 26 Feb 2015, 15:44,
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alright mongychap, I saw that Wolf Hall yesterday, it was shit, it was set in like wizard times but none of them did any magic and there weren't any dragons or zombies and you didn't get to see any tit, I rate it a C minus(, Thu 26 Feb 2015, 14:42, archived)
Haha Charlton investigate pitch sex video www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/31641876
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mongychops, Thu 26 Feb 2015, 14:53,
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only seen the one, nothing exploded, no tit, what's the fucking point(, Thu 26 Feb 2015, 14:54, archived)
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I'm going to have to buy a new christmas album without mistletoe and wine on it. It's a fucking conspiracy.
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i never took them down(
The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Thu 26 Feb 2015, 15:21,
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chilli beans and cheese, btw.(
brb Learn Ukrainian and prepare for a referendum, Thu 26 Feb 2015, 14:12,
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BRB still has Frank on ignore.Something about toast. Blah blah mental.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 26 Feb 2015, 12:56,
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brb is a fucking cunt and I'm glad I can't see his needy drivel(
drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 26 Feb 2015, 12:57,
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It would be great if everyone he doesn't have on ignore could put him on ignore please. Then he might think that b3ta's closed down and leave forever.(
2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Thu 26 Feb 2015, 13:11,
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the brb hatred is really perplexing to mehe's a bit boring, perhaps but nowhere near bad enough to explain the reaction he gets
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manolith hooray for me, Thu 26 Feb 2015, 14:07,
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If brb died right now very few people would notice.(
2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Thu 26 Feb 2015, 12:58,
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but think of all those uncollected bins(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 26 Feb 2015, 13:00,
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where did he come from. I stopped looking at talk for ages and now I return and he exists and no one likes him.
I understand Spanishfly is some sort if horrible self obsessed arrogant paedophile, but what did BRB do wrong?
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 26 Feb 2015, 13:00,
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I don't dislike anyone, Windy*sits up straightest*
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Two Hats 🎩🎩, Thu 26 Feb 2015, 13:02,
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well he put me on ignore for starters. Also he kept telling me the wrong bin day.(
2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Thu 26 Feb 2015, 13:04,
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he put me on ignore once but I got over it eventually(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 26 Feb 2015, 13:11,
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I love it when people say "If you don't like it, the ignore button is right there"(
Two Hats 🎩🎩, Thu 26 Feb 2015, 13:12,
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or they go to a mod and dob you in and you get naughty stepped (
$$ ✅, Thu 26 Feb 2015, 13:17,
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I don't even know why everyone thinks these things of mei realise this is a very self obsessed arogant thing to post.
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spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Thu 26 Feb 2015, 13:07,
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ok, reporting this to the mods for trolling(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 26 Feb 2015, 13:03,
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you betcha, mister(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 26 Feb 2015, 13:10,
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yeah, i stopped caring like 20 minutes ago soz(
manolith hooray for me, Thu 26 Feb 2015, 13:38,
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2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Thu 26 Feb 2015, 13:12,
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 26 Feb 2015, 13:14,
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Christ almightyDon't you think I see enough of that shite on Twitter??
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Two Hats 🎩🎩, Thu 26 Feb 2015, 13:15,
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I've still not decided what I'm having but toast is likely either way.I like toast.
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brb Learn Ukrainian and prepare for a referendum, Thu 26 Feb 2015, 13:18,
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what's for lunch?I might have some chilli beans and cheese. Or maybe a country vegetable soup. I'll be sure to let you know what I decide.
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brb Learn Ukrainian and prepare for a referendum, Thu 26 Feb 2015, 12:47,
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except for the steak, ale and pepsi.(
brb Learn Ukrainian and prepare for a referendum, Thu 26 Feb 2015, 13:15,
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i'll do as i please(
brb Learn Ukrainian and prepare for a referendum, Thu 26 Feb 2015, 13:19,
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I think I've found a video of MONO!www.youtube.com/watch?v=1u8HQNG9k2s
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Two Hats 🎩🎩, Thu 26 Feb 2015, 10:34,
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I hope someone does one of these with Blanka from SF2.(
Mr. Tea dole-nonce-amuser extraordinaire, Thu 26 Feb 2015, 12:10,
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you have the power to make this happen, teado it, be the change you want to see in the world
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manolith hooray for me, Thu 26 Feb 2015, 12:18,
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big guys playing cards or somethinghow exciting
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The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Thu 26 Feb 2015, 10:50,
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Well they seem to be having funWell...they were having fun I guess.
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Two Hats 🎩🎩, Thu 26 Feb 2015, 11:03,
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the one called francis is a 'comedy' 'character', i believe(
manolith hooray for me, Thu 26 Feb 2015, 11:16,
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i watched about 15 seconds of it, without audioi don't think i can commit any more time to this video
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The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Thu 26 Feb 2015, 11:18,
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Oh, is he?I don't understand these sort of comedians. Why do a bit that's only funny if it's true?
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Two Hats 🎩🎩, Thu 26 Feb 2015, 11:41,
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everyone not in this video?(
The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Thu 26 Feb 2015, 10:52,
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why do chubby funsters prefer the goatee beard?(
MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 26 Feb 2015, 11:02,
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A number of reasonsOne, you don't need to shave the entire face, which is good because they don't have the energy. Two, it hides their disgusting neck folds. Three, the ladies love it.
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Two Hats 🎩🎩, Thu 26 Feb 2015, 11:05,
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I don't shave *any* of my face. I must be fatter than I think I am.(
MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 26 Feb 2015, 11:07,
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Oh, noNot everyone who has a beard is fat, but everyone who is fat should have a beard. Dig?
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Two Hats 🎩🎩, Thu 26 Feb 2015, 11:11,
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catch the ear wax, catch the ear wax, catch the ear wax,catch the ear wax NOOOOOOW!(
Two Hats 🎩🎩, Thu 26 Feb 2015, 11:12,
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nab it, jab it, tab it, grab itcatch that earwax noooooow!
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manolith hooray for me, Thu 26 Feb 2015, 11:18,
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There's a burger van thing near me that has a sign on it saying "You kill it, We grill it"There seems to be something very stupid about making such a claim.
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Two Hats 🎩🎩, Thu 26 Feb 2015, 11:40,
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Is this van always near you? Does it follow you around?(
MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 26 Feb 2015, 11:48,
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not clicking that, might be a video of mono. soz.i'm so tired, man. i crave the sweet release of death
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manolith hooray for me, Thu 26 Feb 2015, 10:53,
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.b3ta.com/talk/7802437
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brb Learn Ukrainian and prepare for a referendum, Thu 26 Feb 2015, 10:56,
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I have a drug problem.To whit, I don't have any drugs.
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Mr. Tea dole-nonce-amuser extraordinaire, Thu 26 Feb 2015, 11:24,
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AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11111111111111111(
Mr. Tea dole-nonce-amuser extraordinaire, Thu 26 Feb 2015, 11:24,
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haha, you card(
The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Thu 26 Feb 2015, 11:25,
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oh rightmaybe just get some fresh air. i'm worried about you, manolith. be safe.
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brb Learn Ukrainian and prepare for a referendum, Thu 26 Feb 2015, 12:13,
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i just need some sleep is allmy boss is stubbornly insisting i remain awake for the duration of my shift though
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manolith hooray for me, Thu 26 Feb 2015, 12:19,
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that's sillyit will take longer to fix all the mistakes you'll make.
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brb Learn Ukrainian and prepare for a referendum, Thu 26 Feb 2015, 12:44,
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Oh dear oh dearI picture you sat on floor, red faced, shouting "I'm NOT tired and I DON'T need to go to bed!!!!"
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Two Hats 🎩🎩, Thu 26 Feb 2015, 11:05,
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It's a different story come pocket money day though, isn't it?(
Two Hats 🎩🎩, Thu 26 Feb 2015, 11:10,
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mega games 3 is good value for moneyas is mega games 2
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The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Thu 26 Feb 2015, 11:28,
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2 is better. i love scrolling beat 'em ups and i'm not keen on driving or football games(
manolith hooray for me, Thu 26 Feb 2015, 11:38,
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yes, yes it is(
The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Thu 26 Feb 2015, 11:40,
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I loved shooting the shit out of the supermarket in that game(
$$ ✅, Thu 26 Feb 2015, 11:54,
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have at itgame-oldies.com/search/node/alien%20storm
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manolith hooray for me, Thu 26 Feb 2015, 12:23,
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jesus.(
Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 26 Feb 2015, 11:44,
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no, monoalthough now that you mention it, i've never seen them together. hmm
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manolith hooray for me, Thu 26 Feb 2015, 11:53,
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I'm not convinced jesus exists if I'm honest.(
Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 26 Feb 2015, 11:57,
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he exists in your heart, WindyHe exists in your heart and he loves you
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Two Hats 🎩🎩, Thu 26 Feb 2015, 12:00,
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jesus or mono?(
Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 26 Feb 2015, 12:05,
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had days like thishounded and attacked like a criminal
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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 26 Feb 2015, 12:28,
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don't know what this is, but I can certainly get behind bullying MONO.(
Zuowan, Thu 26 Feb 2015, 12:33,
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You should totally delete this thread.It'd be well funny.
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Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Thu 26 Feb 2015, 10:33,
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Twice in one morningNice
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spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Thu 26 Feb 2015, 8:16,
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dozer smells like vomit and cheese pringles(
Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 26 Feb 2015, 8:29,
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www.tesco.com/groceries/Product/Details/?id=283051926
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Two Hats 🎩🎩, Thu 26 Feb 2015, 8:33,
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I left the dehumidifier in the hallway last nightThis morning we emptied nearly 2 pints of water out of it. This is an eye-opener.
Also, no condensation on any of the windows upstairs. I've actually bought a machine that works the way it's supposed to. Colour me impressed.
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Two Hats 🎩🎩, Thu 26 Feb 2015, 9:15,
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your house is so wet that... that when you, er... sorry, i got nothing(
manolith hooray for me, Thu 26 Feb 2015, 9:24,
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You did wear wellies that timeAnd I wondered why your girlfriend brought her snorkel.
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Two Hats 🎩🎩, Thu 26 Feb 2015, 9:28,
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Just keep those little sachets of silica gel whenever you get one.(
drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 26 Feb 2015, 9:16,
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I hadn't thought of thatThing is, they look delicious, but you're not supposed to eat them :(
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Two Hats 🎩🎩, Thu 26 Feb 2015, 9:21,
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Dunno what happens if you do, perhaps your body starts to shrink in on itself as the water disappears and you end up looking like a Shar Pei pup(
drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 26 Feb 2015, 9:24,
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they only print that on there because the silica gel is SO delicious that if you had a taste of it, you'd never want to eat anything else(
manolith hooray for me, Thu 26 Feb 2015, 9:24,
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Those lying bastardsWell no one's getting in the way of MY gatronomic adventures. As soon as I've drunk all the mercury out of this thermometer, I'm starting on the silica.
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Two Hats 🎩🎩, Thu 26 Feb 2015, 9:26,
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someone once told me that you breathe out like a pint of water vapour in your sleep.Dunno if that's true.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 26 Feb 2015, 9:28,
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So what you're saying isThe only way to completely eliminate moisture in the home is to not live there? Sounds logical.
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Two Hats 🎩🎩, Thu 26 Feb 2015, 9:29,
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well, live there, just sleep in the garden.(
Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 26 Feb 2015, 9:34,
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Come the summer, my garden might actually be drier than the housegood point
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Two Hats 🎩🎩, Thu 26 Feb 2015, 9:35,
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No wonder you're meant to drink 17 pints a day if you breathe out one and sweat out two before you've even got up(
drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 26 Feb 2015, 9:32,
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it is true, he definitely does that(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 26 Feb 2015, 9:34,
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I knowThey do lemonade and cola ones now. This is what happens when you let kids make decisions.
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Two Hats 🎩🎩, Thu 26 Feb 2015, 8:54,
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i'd like to try the fizzy pop onescrisp flavours though? disgusting
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manolith hooray for me, Thu 26 Feb 2015, 8:58,
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What's wrong with sugar and jam, eh?Or custard? If it ain't broke, don't fix it.
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Two Hats 🎩🎩, Thu 26 Feb 2015, 9:02,
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custard is the best. (
Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 26 Feb 2015, 9:03,
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and by 'cyber'I mean 'share a bag of custard doughnuts'
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Two Hats 🎩🎩, Thu 26 Feb 2015, 9:04,
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that's disgusting(
The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Thu 26 Feb 2015, 9:23,
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I'm a very sexual beingdon't project your victorian values on to me, man
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Two Hats 🎩🎩, Thu 26 Feb 2015, 9:27,
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apart from my dated views about women (they shouldn't have the vote), i don't maintain any victorian values(
The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Thu 26 Feb 2015, 9:31,
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Then what's with the huge sideburns and stove pipe hat?(
Two Hats 🎩🎩, Thu 26 Feb 2015, 9:35,
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back in fashion, innit(
The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Thu 26 Feb 2015, 9:38,
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I think it was about the right kind of sexual.(
Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 26 Feb 2015, 9:28,
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I guess I was too forwardif you said "May I inject custard into your doughnuts?" I would have contacted a mod.
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$$ ✅, Thu 26 Feb 2015, 9:31,
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I think I need an adult.(
Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 26 Feb 2015, 9:32,
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hiya, i'm an adultwasssup?!
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The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Thu 26 Feb 2015, 9:35,
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some.one wants to put jam doughnuts in my bum I think.I'm not really following.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 26 Feb 2015, 9:37,
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you're not wrongwww.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=custard+donut
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manolith hooray for me, Thu 26 Feb 2015, 9:32,
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it is with a heavy heart that i copy and paste this:TOP DEFINITION
custard donut
The aftermath of hard anal sex with a girl (without using lube). When the guy has spilt his custard into her ass and her sphincter is swollen, the custard oozes out creating a custard donut. Optional to get her girlfriend to lick it out.
Man, I give it to her so hard up the ass, then made her friend eat the custard donut.
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manolith hooray for me, Thu 26 Feb 2015, 9:39,
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who said that?(
The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Thu 26 Feb 2015, 9:46,
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who did they say it to?(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 26 Feb 2015, 9:51,
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it's true at her age she has little truck with romance(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 26 Feb 2015, 10:14,
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I'll be honest, it's not entirely clear what you can do thereit's true at her age she says little "fuck romance"??
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 26 Feb 2015, 10:33,
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Ah, meant to remove 'little' tooYeah, it wasn't one of my best, it's true.
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Two Hats 🎩🎩, Thu 26 Feb 2015, 10:33,
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Morning morning(
Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Thu 26 Feb 2015, 8:50,
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No news of my package since it left Miami. I'm starting to worry now.(
2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Thu 26 Feb 2015, 8:51,
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if it gets delivered to my house I'll let you know. (
Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 26 Feb 2015, 8:59,
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i'm guessing they thought it was being used to smuggle drugs and it's been destroyed(
manolith hooray for me, Thu 26 Feb 2015, 9:00,
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thanks for the reassurance (
2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Thu 26 Feb 2015, 9:06,
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Yes, I've moved house since my original order but the returns person was very clear that they would send it to the right address.(
2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Thu 26 Feb 2015, 9:07,
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If ever I'm tracing a package they always ask if I've given the right addressStupid cunts. It's like people who say "It'll be in the last place you look."
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Two Hats 🎩🎩, Thu 26 Feb 2015, 9:09,
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do you really want to hurt me?(
The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Thu 26 Feb 2015, 9:13,
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he's remaining suspiciously silent on the matter(
manolith hooray for me, Thu 26 Feb 2015, 9:42,
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Yeah a miserable one at that as well. Let's all wish Liverpool FC good luck tonight hey guys. Yeah. Thanks.
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spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Thu 26 Feb 2015, 7:37,
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Morning.It's grey and shit. Like a fossilised shit.
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Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Thu 26 Feb 2015, 7:52,
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take some drugs to make you feel better, that's my advice.(
brb Learn Ukrainian and prepare for a referendum, Thu 26 Feb 2015, 8:10,
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My dehumidifier is well goodEverybody should have one. Maybe I should do an Oprah sort of thing and give everybody one to show off how rich I am.
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Two Hats 🎩🎩, Thu 26 Feb 2015, 8:01,
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could you donate mine to charity please?my house has no humidity problems as far as i know.
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brb Learn Ukrainian and prepare for a referendum, Thu 26 Feb 2015, 8:10,
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morning brbthe weather's shit and I have to go out in it soon. Sad times :(
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H.B.Mupps, Thu 26 Feb 2015, 8:12,
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b3ta.com/talk/7802437
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brb Learn Ukrainian and prepare for a referendum, Thu 26 Feb 2015, 8:19,
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So have we all seen madonna fall over at the Brits? She's a cunt. Who else is a cunt?
You can't say Hitler, or SpanishFlyChristmas.
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spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Wed 25 Feb 2015, 22:42,
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Bet you can't type it though(
drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 25 Feb 2015, 22:49,
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alright MGTtell you what right, I'm glad I don't have harlequin ichthyosis, that looks WELL shit
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that's what they want you to think(
Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Wed 25 Feb 2015, 22:51,
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i don't know.i just don't know.
but i'm pretty sure that something is afoot, and it smells fishy.
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Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Wed 25 Feb 2015, 22:55,
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Are you over your sex change op from earlier?Prickeyes
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spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Wed 25 Feb 2015, 23:04,
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Mr hWhere have your fabulous morning threads Beene
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spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Wed 25 Feb 2015, 23:03,
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I've been somewhat occupied with death(
mr horrible up yours, dickface, Wed 25 Feb 2015, 23:15,
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Shit man sorry to hear it(
spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Wed 25 Feb 2015, 23:23,
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You're still allowed to make Your Mum jokesI might just polish a face with your wall or whatever it is that was once said.
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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Wed 25 Feb 2015, 23:28,
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I dunno man, that seems kind of insensitive even on an Internet cesspit such as thisI probably don't speak for all of /talk but my deepest sympathy to you and your family
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spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Wed 25 Feb 2015, 23:34,
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So, Madonna eh?That's Jesus' mom isn't it?
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CharlesDexterWard no rush eh, Wed 25 Feb 2015, 23:05,
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Blaspheme???? Here on /talkIt's michael Jackson isn't it?
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spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Wed 25 Feb 2015, 23:07,
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Calm down dearthere's no such thing as blasphemy. Viz Notebooks of Lazerus Long.
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CharlesDexterWard no rush eh, Wed 25 Feb 2015, 23:11,
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I dunno what the fuck you are on about (
spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Wed 25 Feb 2015, 23:24,
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Christ! Alright already! (
spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Wed 25 Feb 2015, 23:34,
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But Check out Lazarus LongI think you'll like it.
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CharlesDexterWard no rush eh, Wed 25 Feb 2015, 23:46,
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So what your are saying is He is Dr Skagra?
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spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Thu 26 Feb 2015, 0:11,
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madonna is a cunt for not letting grado use like a prayer on tv.taking that bump was basically karma.
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brb Learn Ukrainian and prepare for a referendum, Thu 26 Feb 2015, 7:26,
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She is a cunt. Quite correct.
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spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Thu 26 Feb 2015, 7:38,
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you are a cruel man.(
Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 25 Feb 2015, 21:20,
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H.B.Mupps, Wed 25 Feb 2015, 21:28,
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Once you pop,you can't stop.
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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Wed 25 Feb 2015, 21:35,
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I've got some scatchings from the butcherWolf Hall was good.
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CharlesDexterWard no rush eh, Wed 25 Feb 2015, 22:13,
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scatchings scatchings scatchings scatchings scatchings scatchings scatchings scatchings scatchings scatchings (, Wed 25 Feb 2015, 22:55, archived)
Are they sending you to the chair?(
mr horrible up yours, dickface, Wed 25 Feb 2015, 22:14,
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