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# yay! i am now the same age as he was!
no bugger better cross me though...;)
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 16:46, archived)
# happy bathday
fellow 33er
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Mon 22 Oct 2007, 16:46, archived)
# thanks :D
i'm into the realms of shameless self-promotion here...
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 16:47, archived)
# On a side note...
I just read your sig and chortled like a prat. YAYAY.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 16:56, archived)
# i can't remember where i heard it
but i just had to use it!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 17:00, archived)
# it's last week!
yaaaaaaay
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Mon 29 Oct 2007, 14:09, archived)
# Time Travel
at last!
(I helped save b3ta! hypnochimp, Mon 29 Oct 2007, 14:10, archived)
# HAHAHA!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 29 Oct 2007, 14:10, archived)
# AND I JUST MISSED MY 10,000th!
www.b3ta.com/board/7742681

Apparently it still exists..
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Mon 29 Oct 2007, 14:14, archived)
# get your cock out then!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Mon 29 Oct 2007, 14:15, archived)
# Not yet.
Wait a few years.

I'll make something special, while the board's borked
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Mon 29 Oct 2007, 14:16, archived)
# i imagine any new posts
will fly to the present, which is the present
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Mon 29 Oct 2007, 14:20, archived)
# or is it the future?
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Mon 29 Oct 2007, 14:20, archived)
# try it.
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Mon 29 Oct 2007, 14:36, archived)
# it's going to be odd,
when the board is fixed, and the first three pages are all images with no replies.
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Mon 29 Oct 2007, 14:37, archived)
# Welcome to my world!!!



(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Mon 29 Oct 2007, 14:40, archived)
#




=)
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Mon 29 Oct 2007, 14:41, archived)
# here's the present
www.b3ta.com/board/archive/49/
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Mon 29 Oct 2007, 14:43, archived)
# no change for me there then.
and they said i had a bright future to look forward to.i'm staying here in the past, i don't understand all that new fangled future stuff.
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Mon 29 Oct 2007, 14:42, archived)
# I've found a 'future' thread :D
Everyone pile in!
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Mon 29 Oct 2007, 14:40, archived)
# *piles*
edit: hmm, that makes things a little more complicated, as after a post one goes back to the main board which of course doesn't have the post but it's posted and ta=aoaoidsjasfdoifdasjfads!!

*BANG*
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Mon 29 Oct 2007, 14:43, archived)
# *scrambles*
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Mon 29 Oct 2007, 14:45, archived)
# But when you f5 you end up here!!!!!!



(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Mon 29 Oct 2007, 14:46, archived)
# So do I
and I'm from the 1st of November!!!

This is too freaky!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Mon 29 Oct 2007, 14:48, archived)
# this must have been what broke it.
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Mon 29 Oct 2007, 14:22, archived)
# I'm crying because I have no idea what the fuck is going on
:(

b3ta has ruined the internet illusion for me...
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Mon 29 Oct 2007, 14:26, archived)
# don't worry
*unzips*

ok, now worry
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Mon 29 Oct 2007, 14:32, archived)
# worry about what?
oh... that

*screams*
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Mon 29 Oct 2007, 14:34, archived)
# what? it's just my rucksack
I have sandwiches inside
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Mon 29 Oct 2007, 14:36, archived)
# I know!
halibut paste! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH!
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Mon 29 Oct 2007, 14:37, archived)
# oh my god!
suprise halibut!!

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAARG!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Mon 29 Oct 2007, 14:37, archived)
# i might have to some *gulp*
w*rk....
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Mon 29 Oct 2007, 14:32, archived)
# keep it together man!
there's no need for that kind of crazy talk
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Mon 29 Oct 2007, 14:33, archived)
# *picks job sheets up off of printer*
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Mon 29 Oct 2007, 14:38, archived)
# oh my god!
we've lost ivesb!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Mon 29 Oct 2007, 14:43, archived)
# right,
someone tell me saturday's lottery numbers, this is a goldmine.
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Mon 29 Oct 2007, 14:11, archived)
# what the fuck is going on?
(PsychoChomp, Mon 29 Oct 2007, 14:11, archived)
# ^ this
Does this mean my soundcard hasn't turned up yet or what?

I'd better uninstall it then... O_o
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Mon 29 Oct 2007, 14:13, archived)
# Shit I don't get paid until friday,
and I've already spent some of the money.
(PsychoChomp, Mon 29 Oct 2007, 14:14, archived)
# I don't need time travel to do that...
:)
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 29 Oct 2007, 14:14, archived)
# /talk's still going back.
(PsychoChomp, Mon 29 Oct 2007, 14:15, archived)
# Age may only go up
but B3ta apparently can rewind!
(I helped save b3ta! Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Mon 29 Oct 2007, 14:12, archived)
# bless the procrastinators!

(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Mon 29 Oct 2007, 14:13, archived)
# Bless 'em later
(I helped save b3ta! Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Mon 29 Oct 2007, 14:15, archived)
# meh screw them
:)
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Mon 29 Oct 2007, 14:32, archived)
# later
(I helped save b3ta! Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Mon 29 Oct 2007, 14:46, archived)
# O_o
(I helped save b3ta! - D - SharkTrousers, Mon 29 Oct 2007, 14:12, archived)
# oh thank god!
i though it was me!
i was going to jump on a train to derby!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Mon 29 Oct 2007, 14:15, archived)
# Yayyy
it's my birthday again!
29 today!
(Cakie Rose from the dead on, Mon 29 Oct 2007, 14:17, archived)
# hahaha!!
oldie!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Mon 29 Oct 2007, 14:21, archived)
# No respect!
If it wasn't for folk like me going out and fighting in the great war you'd all be speaking in German accents right now.
(Cakie Rose from the dead on, Mon 29 Oct 2007, 14:24, archived)
# Sie haben unseren Dank für diese
:)
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Mon 29 Oct 2007, 14:31, archived)
# i just deleted a birthday greeting
because i thought i'd posted in the archive like the ageing fool i am.

(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Mon 29 Oct 2007, 14:20, archived)
# hahaha!!
numpty!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Mon 29 Oct 2007, 14:23, archived)
# this is great fun
i might just stay here even when the board is fixed
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Mon 29 Oct 2007, 14:22, archived)
# Yay!
Ivesb at bash!

What the flock is going on?
I thought I had myself on ignore, cos my new pic wasn't showing up
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Mon 29 Oct 2007, 14:24, archived)
# it's the end of the motherfucking world man!
I was just about to go out into the street and burn things
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Mon 29 Oct 2007, 14:31, archived)
# i know!!
me at a bash?
THE END IS NIGH!!!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Mon 29 Oct 2007, 14:33, archived)
# OH MY GOD!!!
*runs about screaming*
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Mon 29 Oct 2007, 14:34, archived)
# Hurrah!
I'm about to make a really crap image that will astonishingly be my first fp when I come back from the pub after an evening of real ale!
(I helped save b3ta! Want Bartender Time gentlemen please.., Mon 29 Oct 2007, 14:33, archived)
# fuck that
just steal a FP idea from before we fell into the timewarp, mash it together, and post here in the past
(I helped save b3ta! lo, the Greebo Warrior - Est. 2002, Mon 29 Oct 2007, 14:37, archived)
# and then scream at them for plagiarism
hahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Want Bartender Time gentlemen please.., Mon 29 Oct 2007, 14:39, archived)
# 'llo... old man
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 29 Oct 2007, 14:15, archived)
# What's that deary?
83?

Hug
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 16:47, archived)
# oooohh
my poor old heart, etc..:)
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 16:48, archived)
# Hurrah!
*assembles cross*
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 16:47, archived)
# *readies monkey-powered chainsaw*
outside, line on the left, one cross each :)
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 16:49, archived)
# a fine age...
/I would imagine. I'll let you know in a couple of years.

I hope there is much alcohol and debauchery :)
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 16:48, archived)
# especially if she can turn water into wine too
happy birthday, miss
(I helped save b3ta! plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 16:50, archived)
# thanks!
i can only turn water into urine which, when recycled, apparently tastes like dutch lager
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 16:53, archived)
# very much so
i have:
bacardi
malibu
vodka
gin
lager
many wines
a small packet of nuts...
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 16:51, archived)
# dry roasted?
/and what about the nuts?

have a smashing one!
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 16:52, archived)
# i shall do!
dry roasted were not available, i have to settle for salted
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 16:54, archived)
# Hippie Buffday
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 16:49, archived)
# thanks!
hippies...they say they want to save the world, but all they do is smoke pot and smell bad :)
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 16:55, archived)
# happy new year!
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 16:50, archived)
# and a merry tuesday
to you! :)
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 16:56, archived)
# Somenone else who is younger than me!!
*zimmers*
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Mon 22 Oct 2007, 16:51, archived)
# don't worry
you're as young as the person you're feeling!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 16:56, archived)
# Feel me!
I feel fine!
(I helped save b3ta! Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Mon 29 Oct 2007, 14:10, archived)
# Who are you?
Oh Noes!!!I am talking to myself in the past!!!!!!!!1111

PARADOX!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Mon 29 Oct 2007, 14:21, archived)
# steal something important from yourself
it'll drive you nuts until now :)
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Mon 29 Oct 2007, 14:40, archived)
# I've just looked round
and I can see two Bill and Teds!!!!!!


EXCELLENT!!!!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Mon 29 Oct 2007, 14:43, archived)
# ask them what number they are thinking of
:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Mon 29 Oct 2007, 14:46, archived)
# Happy birthday, chap :D
(I helped save b3ta! Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 16:54, archived)
# thanks!
although it's chapette ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 16:57, archived)
# Whoops, sorry :S
Many happy returns
(I helped save b3ta! Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 16:59, archived)
# no worries
i may be slightly manly ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 17:02, archived)
# i clicked it for bigger
then just cried when it didnt.

happy birthday anyway - hope you don't get eaten by a snail or anything nasty.

xxx
(I helped save b3ta! knockear - I socialise with x-ray eyes. Jam on it!, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 16:54, archived)
# tiny source pic
he looks funky in his party hat, though :)
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 16:59, archived)
# was the source pic jesus or terry waite?? i can't really see
have a good one though! and never allow yourself to get chained to a radiator :)
(I helped save b3ta! knockear - I socialise with x-ray eyes. Jam on it!, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 17:06, archived)
# it was jeebus
i've never been chained to a raiator and i don't intend to be! :)

i've been tied to a chair, though...
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 17:14, archived)
# Happy Birthday
Hahaha you're older than meee too!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 16:56, archived)
# thanks!
i'm older than nearly everyone!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 17:01, archived)
# not by much tho
/makes feel better
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 17:07, archived)
# *glees*
we're all getting older, stop worrying about it and get runk. this is the way to happiness!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 17:16, archived)
# RUNK
FTW!!1ONE
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 17:23, archived)
# pff!
only just noticed that :)
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 17:29, archived)
# Happy birthday again, Drunkey
Just in case you have alcohol-induced amnesia of last night...

(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 17:02, archived)
# thanks!
not amnesia, just shameless self-promotion :D
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 17:04, archived)
# Happy birthday :)
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 My brain has too many tabs open, Mon 29 Oct 2007, 14:08, archived)
# that was last week.
something odd is going on.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Mon 29 Oct 2007, 14:09, archived)
# Good thing you said,
I thought I was going mad.
(I helped save b3ta! Curis, Mon 29 Oct 2007, 14:09, archived)
# Leeeet's do the time warp again!
It's like last week all over again.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Mon 29 Oct 2007, 14:11, archived)
# yea wtf is going on?
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 My brain has too many tabs open, Mon 29 Oct 2007, 14:11, archived)
# i'm going to put £5000
on a liverpool arsenal 1-1 draw this weekend
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Mon 29 Oct 2007, 14:12, archived)
# haha *I like your thinking

*loves
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 My brain has too many tabs open, Mon 29 Oct 2007, 14:13, archived)
# Er, prodge, this was a week ago...
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Mon 29 Oct 2007, 14:10, archived)
# What, you mean we're all in last week?
Yay! Derby bash on the weekend coming up!
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 29 Oct 2007, 14:11, archived)
# No! I'll have to do the play all over again!
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Mon 29 Oct 2007, 14:13, archived)
# No you wont!
You've already done it, so this time you can come to the bash!

Dave will vouch for you being there
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Mon 29 Oct 2007, 14:15, archived)
# *confused*
Oh, screw it, sounds good to me!
*packs for party*
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Mon 29 Oct 2007, 14:19, archived)
# yea wtf is going on?
I all confused now!! :(
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 My brain has too many tabs open, Mon 29 Oct 2007, 14:11, archived)
# someone put the clocks back
using a nuclear death ray

and overdid it :)
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Mon 29 Oct 2007, 14:37, archived)
# JENKINS! THE EXPERIMENT WENT ALL WRONG!!

(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Mon 29 Oct 2007, 14:10, archived)
# *runs around in circles*
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 My brain has too many tabs open, Mon 29 Oct 2007, 14:12, archived)
# 1.21 jigameshes??

(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Mon 29 Oct 2007, 14:20, archived)
# Everything that happens now, is happening now.
(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Mon 29 Oct 2007, 14:16, archived)
# hahaha, a very apt anim :)
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Mon 29 Oct 2007, 14:17, archived)
# hahaha brill :)
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 My brain has too many tabs open, Mon 29 Oct 2007, 14:20, archived)
# White hole spewing time engines dead

(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 29 Oct 2007, 14:22, archived)
# I got an extra hour yesterday.
But today, I got an extra week!
(I helped save b3ta! Curis, Mon 29 Oct 2007, 14:09, archived)
# Am I right to be a bit scared?
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Mon 29 Oct 2007, 14:39, archived)
# I have just become Doctor Who, it appears
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Mon 29 Oct 2007, 14:10, archived)
# You're not the only one
What the blithering flip's going on?
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Mon 29 Oct 2007, 14:11, archived)
# ^This^
Is confused. Does this mean we get paid overtime?
(I helped save b3ta! shrinking man Been away a while, time I ventured back, Mon 29 Oct 2007, 14:12, archived)
# ahhh, my trusty assistant.
It appears that the space time continuum has ruptured, allowing free flowing gravitons to enter our dimension and thus temporarily alter the fabric of our existence by one week...

or, Rob spilled coffee on the keyboard again
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Mon 29 Oct 2007, 14:12, archived)
# Ooooooh, which one can I be?
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Mon 29 Oct 2007, 14:14, archived)
# *gets thinking cap on*
/anyone but Bonnie Langford
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Mon 29 Oct 2007, 14:15, archived)
# Suits me fine
Which Doctor are you though?
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Mon 29 Oct 2007, 14:18, archived)
# I wouldn't like to comment ;)
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Mon 29 Oct 2007, 14:22, archived)
# Cos if you're Hartnell, the deal's off
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Mon 29 Oct 2007, 14:25, archived)
# Nice bee eater btw
missed that first time round.
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 29 Oct 2007, 14:21, archived)
# those merkin admins can't even set a clock right...
(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Mon 29 Oct 2007, 14:11, archived)
# feck...
my delorean is out of uranium.
(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Johnson, Mon 29 Oct 2007, 14:11, archived)
# I'm scared
Hold me
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Mon 29 Oct 2007, 14:11, archived)
# plenty of room in m'tardis :)
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Mon 29 Oct 2007, 14:12, archived)
# *holds*
Mmm warm.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Mon 29 Oct 2007, 14:13, archived)
# *holds*
*carries on playing with new soundcard over shoulder*
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Mon 29 Oct 2007, 14:14, archived)
# eh?


The posts are all still there, cos they're available from the frontpage and the popular page
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 29 Oct 2007, 14:12, archived)
# Hahah!
A post for every occasion
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Mon 29 Oct 2007, 14:13, archived)
# Click "View older messages"
and you get a 404!?
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Mon 29 Oct 2007, 14:16, archived)
# 'elp!!!
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Mon 29 Oct 2007, 14:14, archived)
# Join the club
(I helped save b3ta! Big Ian has stopped changing his sig, Mon 29 Oct 2007, 14:17, archived)
# "It's just a jump to the left..."
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Mon 29 Oct 2007, 14:16, archived)
# I wouldn't be bothered but I just abused someone for
pearoasting before I spotted the date.

Well it's been a long time since the board fucked up.
(I helped save b3ta! Big Ian has stopped changing his sig, Mon 29 Oct 2007, 14:20, archived)
# indeed - it's quite fun...
LET'S REWRITE HISTORY
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Mon 29 Oct 2007, 14:21, archived)
# Hello /boarders.
I've come to seek shelter here as it appears the flux capacitor on /talk has broken down and we're now trapped in last week.
(I helped save b3ta! Noit happy baby orangutan, Mon 29 Oct 2007, 14:17, archived)
# join the club :)
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Mon 29 Oct 2007, 14:18, archived)
# I'm scared, Archie.
(I helped save b3ta! FoldsFive, Mon 29 Oct 2007, 14:18, archived)
# it's like Y2K... Only 7 years and 302 days late
/it's rather perplexing fella - but good to see you last week today on /board :)
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Mon 29 Oct 2007, 14:20, archived)
# Heheheheh :)
FoldsFive, if you're reading this last week then DON'T ORDER THE FISH ON FRIDAY. Repeat: DON'T ORDER THE FISH.
(I helped save b3ta! FoldsFive, Mon 29 Oct 2007, 14:21, archived)
# Proper feckin' LOL there matey
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Mon 29 Oct 2007, 14:24, archived)
# I thank you.
I'm here all (last) week.
(I helped save b3ta! FoldsFive, Mon 29 Oct 2007, 14:30, archived)
# Note to yourself Archie...
Next week's winning Lottery numbers are:

6 8 10 13 22 32 bonus 3
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Mon 29 Oct 2007, 14:25, archived)
# OH FUCK IT'S HERE TOO.
*hides under bed*
(I helped save b3ta! Noit happy baby orangutan, Mon 29 Oct 2007, 14:19, archived)
# 'Fraid we're not much better off here, either
Pull up a chair, there's coffee and biscuits over there on the table.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 29 Oct 2007, 14:19, archived)
# we need to go back to 'nine-teen eigh-ty fIIVe!'
maaarrrhty!!
(I helped save b3ta! monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com, Mon 29 Oct 2007, 14:21, archived)
# Where we're going, WE DON'T NEED ROADS!
(I helped save b3ta! Noit happy baby orangutan, Mon 29 Oct 2007, 14:24, archived)
# It's Feb 2006
on the links board
(I helped save b3ta! funnylittlefrog, Mon 29 Oct 2007, 14:18, archived)
# Hahahahahahaha!
Excellent
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Mon 29 Oct 2007, 14:51, archived)
# Holy greek buggery!
Welcome to the twilight zone everyone.

who opened the door?

EDIT actually I didn't have access to b3ta last week so this is quite a treat...
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 29 Oct 2007, 14:18, archived)
# The cat wouldn't shut UP asking to be let in...
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Mon 29 Oct 2007, 14:21, archived)
# me neither
I was internet-less somersetland
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Mon 29 Oct 2007, 14:25, archived)
# *Has brainwave*

*places large wagers on weekend sporting events*
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 29 Oct 2007, 14:32, archived)
# Is the board borked?
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Mon 29 Oct 2007, 14:24, archived)
# No.
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Mon 29 Oct 2007, 14:26, archived)
# It bloody is.
I can't post.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Mon 29 Oct 2007, 14:31, archived)
# Must be a postal strike then.
(I helped save b3ta! Curis, Mon 29 Oct 2007, 14:32, archived)
# roffles

(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Mon 29 Oct 2007, 14:35, archived)
# then how the fuck did you just write that
???
(I helped save b3ta! lo, the Greebo Warrior - Est. 2002, Mon 29 Oct 2007, 14:35, archived)
# Does this mean we can threadwaste?
After all, this all got pushed off the board a week ago. Maybe we should all pearoast our best stuff from the past week, in case it never gets restored properly. Just a thought.
(I helped save b3ta! shrinking man Been away a while, time I ventured back, Mon 29 Oct 2007, 14:31, archived)
# You can't post new threads
I tried about 10 mins ago, I think they are posting on the current board, but we can't see it because 'the board' thinks we aren't up to then yet
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Mon 29 Oct 2007, 14:34, archived)
# Time is an illusion - Lunchtime doubly so
/HHGTTG blog
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 29 Oct 2007, 14:40, archived)
# my thoughts exactly.
on the upside we can also not have the shite spoonerism compo next week.
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Mon 29 Oct 2007, 14:35, archived)
# Or you could look at it this way, you've got a week to prepare all your best spoonerisers.
(I helped save b3ta! Noit happy baby orangutan, Mon 29 Oct 2007, 14:36, archived)
# yay
wat appening
(katesbush, Mon 29 Oct 2007, 14:37, archived)
# someone set up us the bomb

we get signal
(I helped save b3ta! lo, the Greebo Warrior - Est. 2002, Mon 29 Oct 2007, 14:40, archived)
# what you say?!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Mon 29 Oct 2007, 14:47, archived)
# Huzzah!
happy birthday!
(Your watch is still saving for 5K but has learnt about 'nose bondage', Mon 29 Oct 2007, 14:25, archived)
# Oh, I see.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Mon 29 Oct 2007, 14:32, archived)
# your test worked
i found a timehole to the future

its fucking bleak there
(I helped save b3ta! lo, the Greebo Warrior - Est. 2002, Mon 29 Oct 2007, 14:42, archived)
# Like that, is it?
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Mon 29 Oct 2007, 14:32, archived)
#
TO THE FUTURE!

edit: you can click older/newer messages to see all FUTUREPOSTS.
(I helped save b3ta! - D - SharkTrousers, Mon 29 Oct 2007, 14:40, archived)
# hello
...
(archstanton The gold is next to me....leave me be, Mon 29 Oct 2007, 14:36, archived)
# WE'RE STUCK IN A TIMELOOP CAP'N!
(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Mon 29 Oct 2007, 14:40, archived)
# I found a 'future' thread
www.b3ta.com/board/7742704
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Mon 29 Oct 2007, 14:43, archived)
# click 'archive', at the top, and you'll be able to see all the new posts.
(I helped save b3ta! - D - SharkTrousers, Mon 29 Oct 2007, 14:45, archived)
# use this one
b3ta.com/board/archive/49/
(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Mon 29 Oct 2007, 14:45, archived)
# then click 'newer' :)
(I helped save b3ta! - D - SharkTrousers, Mon 29 Oct 2007, 14:47, archived)
# Has any one Emailed
Cal, Ginger or Robtoo?
(I helped save b3ta! Big Ian has stopped changing his sig, Mon 29 Oct 2007, 14:46, archived)
# I'll be there in a couple of months
happy birthday!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 29 Oct 2007, 14:52, archived)
# I SEE DEAD PEOPLE
(Your watch is still saving for 5K but has learnt about 'nose bondage', Mon 29 Oct 2007, 14:58, archived)