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# subject line compo
you know the score
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 14:53, archived)
# IN UR INTERNETS
PROTECTIN' OUR RIGHTS
(I helped save b3ta! McBadger COW, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 14:54, archived)
# Get yer free Prince Pics here---->

(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Fri 16 Nov 2007, 14:54, archived)
# Purple Pain
Actually maybe not!

:D
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 14:54, archived)
# b3ta newsletter: eighteen nicer than your gran.
(I helped save b3ta! wheelybird mreee!, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 14:54, archived)
# b3ta newsletter: so good it'll make your eyes bleed happy bloody tears.
(I helped save b3ta! wheelybird mreee!, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 15:00, archived)
# Scores dead in Bangadesh cyclone
(I helped save b3ta! 0% Interest Expand Reply Retweet Favorite More, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 14:54, archived)
# Bangladesh cyclone: Scores level at half time
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 15:04, archived)
# this is a good one
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 15:16, archived)
# Bangladesh cylon: Buy your command
(JediHomer Weebles wobble, some fall down, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 15:17, archived)
# All commands are now half-price
at Discount Cylon World
(spartacus_mills and Rex Hamilton as Abraham Lincoln!, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 15:23, archived)
# LIKE A PURPLE MIDGET CROSSING THE ATLANTIC IN A BALLOON
(I helped save b3ta! FredAstaireAteMyTapShoes but he left me this fetching ballgown, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 14:55, archived)
# We're very sorry Mr. Prince Sir. Please don't set the lawyers on us again...
(I helped save b3ta! Seventh is somewhat subdued, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 14:55, archived)
# the b3ta book made captain wow's best friend actually vomit.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 14:55, archived)
# 4 rl?
(I helped save b3ta! mutster101 fell over, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 14:56, archived)
# lk ttly.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 14:57, archived)
# no wai
(I helped save b3ta! Christian Bale of Hay in a field, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 14:57, archived)
# omg wai
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 14:59, archived)
# ur not srs
(I helped save b3ta! mutster101 fell over, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 15:01, archived)
# m lk ttly lvn ths thrd!!
(I helped save b3ta! Just Flange, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 15:01, archived)
# m 2!
(I helped save b3ta! Christian Bale of Hay in a field, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 15:03, archived)
# tp frd!
..srsly
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 15:04, archived)
# tp frd!
m kybrd hs n vwls!
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 15:10, archived)
# mn nthr !
:D
(I helped save b3ta! rabbitz, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 15:13, archived)
# fckn chp sht from args
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 15:18, archived)
#
a
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 15:51, archived)
# was it my picture?
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 15:03, archived)
# serious allergy to cheap printing ink
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 15:07, archived)
# It was a dead baby joke.
Can't remember which one, but it was fairly tame.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 15:08, archived)
# maybe it was the picture of the baby with forks in its eyes
or the one cheesegratering itself.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 15:10, archived)
# fuck my tittox, it's that cunting newsletter again, shitting in my inbox like a dirty crack ridden cunt-whore.
(I helped save b3ta! Just Flange, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 14:55, archived)
# The Iron Chicken Approves of this ^
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 15:12, archived)
# That thing
terrified me no end.
(I helped save b3ta! Christian Bale of Hay in a field, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 15:15, archived)
# B3ta Newsletter.
Any resemblance to other newsletters is purely coincidental.
(I helped save b3ta! Zak McFlimby Twibbling @McFlimby, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 14:55, archived)
# WEB SHERIFF! FOR ALL YOUR HARASSMENT NEEDS
(I helped save b3ta! mutster101 fell over, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 14:55, archived)
#
www.b3ta.com/board/7777759
(I helped save b3ta! Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 14:56, archived)
# You can take our pictures
but you can't ....... He took our fucking pictures man!

*sobs*
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 14:56, archived)
# haha
oh..

that's not funny

*cries*

:(
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 15:05, archived)
# *Consoles*
Ps3 Wii X-BOX 360 ..... you decide!
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 15:08, archived)
# I could do with a Wii
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 15:10, archived)
# i need a ps

(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Fri 16 Nov 2007, 15:13, archived)
# hahahah
p.s.: here!
(Your watch is still saving for 5K but has learnt about 'nose bondage', Fri 16 Nov 2007, 15:15, archived)
# P.s ....... Peas....... or Pee? Have em all!
P.S. NSFW

www.b3tards.com/u/3baec04fb1b0be6e2d31/kermit_watersports.jpg

/sorry
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 15:17, archived)
# Recovering from an ass-ramming
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 14:56, archived)
# would you like to meet sexy singles in your area?
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 14:56, archived)
# Pudsey Bear is a cunt
(I helped save b3ta! ERG1008 is climbing in yo windows & snatchin yo people up, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 14:56, archived)
# conversely
"we were going to take the piss out of Pudsey, but he has some important friends"
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 14:58, archived)
# haha
this
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 15:01, archived)
# What's wrong with tentacle rape?
(I helped save b3ta! Christian Bale of Hay in a field, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 14:56, archived)
# I've always liked the name "kevin"
(I helped save b3ta! rhebus ac201fd270c3b96beab24f2829780ab2, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 14:56, archived)
# ... but we didn't shoot the webdeputy.
(I helped save b3ta! chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 14:56, archived)
# haha
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 14:57, archived)
# hahaha this one is the winner
(I helped save b3ta! mutster101 fell over, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 14:59, archived)
# ^this
(I helped save b3ta! Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 14:59, archived)
# ^this^
(I helped save b3ta! Just Flange, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 15:01, archived)
# Pffft all of this
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Fri 16 Nov 2007, 15:05, archived)
# she had norks
that's why
(Your watch is still saving for 5K but has learnt about 'nose bondage', Fri 16 Nov 2007, 15:05, archived)
# As read by Prince*
* Charles
(I helped save b3ta! McBadger COW, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 14:56, archived)
# WEEKLY NEWSLETTER FROM THE POPULAR WEBSITE B3TA
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 14:56, archived)
# from the scatalogical site b3ta
'pparently, lost the link that says that tho.
(I helped save b3ta! monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 14:58, archived)
# formally scatalogical
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Scunner She’s a he, technically, but she’s scalding hot, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 15:12, archived)
# Not casually scatalogical then...
(spartacus_mills and Rex Hamilton as Abraham Lincoln!, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 15:12, archived)
# CAUSALLY SCATALOGICAL
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 15:15, archived)
# SCATALY CASUALOGICAL
(spartacus_mills and Rex Hamilton as Abraham Lincoln!, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 15:16, archived)
# LOGICALLY CAUSASCATICAL
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 15:17, archived)
# i nearly shot the sheriff, but he slapped me with a cease and desist order so i bottled it and wandered off...........
sorry!
(I helped save b3ta! Just Flange, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 14:56, archived)
# FINGER PRINCE
(I helped save b3ta! monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 14:57, archived)
# Apologies to Greece for using the word "hummus" (c)
(I helped save b3ta! Doomladen ms paint lover, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 14:57, archived)
# We fought the law and the websheriff won
(I helped save b3ta! Doomladen ms paint lover, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 14:57, archived)
# <SUBJECT LINE REMOVED ON LEGAL ADVICE>
(spartacus_mills and Rex Hamilton as Abraham Lincoln!, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 14:57, archived)
# haha i like this one lots
(I helped save b3ta! Just Flange, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 14:58, archived)
# ^This
(I helped save b3ta! Seventh is somewhat subdued, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 14:59, archived)
# ^ this
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 15:00, archived)
# Haha
This is good =P
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Fri 16 Nov 2007, 15:06, archived)
# agweed
(I helped save b3ta! sPUNKer do your pictures for nothing get abuse for free, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 15:07, archived)
# heheh
(I helped save b3ta! Droog is too orangey for crows, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 15:32, archived)
# BREATHING YOUR AYR AND FUCKING YOUR BICYCLES

(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 14:57, archived)
# We have more skeletons in the closet than a 3 bedroom house in Margate
sigh
(Halfy By light alone, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 14:57, archived)
# Upsetting odious little cunts
and their self-important gayboid protectors since 2007.
(I helped save b3ta! Zak McFlimby Twibbling @McFlimby, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 14:57, archived)
# PPFFFAAHAHAHAHAHHHAAAHAH
(I helped save b3ta! Just Flange, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 15:12, archived)
# The headless, parasitic twin feeding off the internet
(I helped save b3ta! Doomladen ms paint lover, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 14:57, archived)
# GEOFF MAN AYUM BLIND!!..AYEE CANNAE SEE MAN!!!
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 14:57, archived)
# seen this?
blogs.guardian.co.uk/digitalcontent/2007/11/b3ta_bates_prince.html
(Your watch is still saving for 5K but has learnt about 'nose bondage', Fri 16 Nov 2007, 15:02, archived)
# i can't decide whether Jemima Kiss is hot or not
to coin an internet phrase
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 15:05, archived)
# the name makes for the unknow
hence hot
(Your watch is still saving for 5K but has learnt about 'nose bondage', Fri 16 Nov 2007, 15:06, archived)
# she has a certain
stark beauty
(I helped save b3ta! chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 15:06, archived)
# "Thanks to Rob Manuel via Facebook"
I reckon Rob knows her, he can put in a good word for me.
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 15:10, archived)
# Although saying "i can't decide whether Jemima Kiss is hot or not"
may damage your chances
(I helped save b3ta! chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 15:12, archived)
# being married won't help either i suspect
[edit] Jemima Kiss is my ideal woman. I LOVE HER!
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 15:14, archived)
# being married won't help, I suspect
;)
(Your watch is still saving for 5K but has learnt about 'nose bondage', Fri 16 Nov 2007, 15:35, archived)
# she probably knows him as "that internet weirdo"
it might not do you much good
(Your watch is still saving for 5K but has learnt about 'nose bondage', Fri 16 Nov 2007, 15:12, archived)
# she used to be a man
you can see a trace of 5 o'clock shadow.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 15:11, archived)
# and you point being?
;)
(Your watch is still saving for 5K but has learnt about 'nose bondage', Fri 16 Nov 2007, 15:16, archived)
# haha yay :)
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 15:05, archived)
# yes, well
"Thanks to Rob Manuel via Facebook"
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 15:09, archived)
# "the cult that is b3ta"
huzzah!
(I helped save b3ta! Droog is too orangey for crows, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 15:37, archived)
# GEOFF MAN AYUM BLIND!!..AYEE CANNAE SEE MAN!!!
sorry prodge

EDIT: fuck! beaten by a split seecond!
(I helped save b3ta! Just Flange, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 14:57, archived)
# hehe :P
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 15:01, archived)
# WTF is this all about anyway?
I've often wondered. And by 'often', I mean every week.
(I helped save b3ta! Doomladen ms paint lover, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 15:14, archived)
# Byker
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 15:17, archived)
# grove!
(I helped save b3ta! Just Flange, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 15:19, archived)
# byker
(I helped save b3ta! Just Flange, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 15:19, archived)
# byker
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 15:20, archived)
# byker
(I helped save b3ta! Just Flange, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 15:27, archived)
# grove
*awful synth music*
(spartacus_mills and Rex Hamilton as Abraham Lincoln!, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 15:29, archived)
# YEAH!
haha haha haha
(I helped save b3ta! Just Flange, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 15:31, archived)
# ARF!
That made me do a proper LOL
:D
(spartacus_mills and Rex Hamilton as Abraham Lincoln!, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 15:32, archived)
# it's bykah grooooove man!
(I helped save b3ta! Just Flange, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 15:17, archived)
# Frequently scatological
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 14:57, archived)
# THE NEWSLETTER FORMERLY KNOWN AS <BLANK OR BLANKS>
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 14:58, archived)
# Careful....
You don't want Terry suing your ass!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Fri 16 Nov 2007, 15:01, archived)
# BUTTCHEEKS IS THE WORD OF THE DAY
(Your watch is still saving for 5K but has learnt about 'nose bondage', Fri 16 Nov 2007, 14:58, archived)
# spread the word
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 15:01, archived)
# saucy
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 15:16, archived)
# you(d) love it
:P
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 15:39, archived)
# RAPING CHILDHOOD MEMORIES SINCE THURSDAY
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 14:58, archived)
# Bon voyage emvee, you Brazil-bound bastard
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 14:58, archived)
# aw shucks
*blushes*
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 15:03, archived)
# You!
You big lurker you.
*smoosh*
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 15:12, archived)
# *smooshes*
you around for tomorrow night?
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 15:18, archived)
# hopefully
but I'm feeling a bit coldy
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 15:25, archived)
# ah me too
don't worry I've got brandy for medicinal purposes
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 15:29, archived)
# HARDER THAN AN AYR MAN AT THE TOUR DE FRANCE
(Long time lurker, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 14:59, archived)
# This week we have most been....
Getting up the noses of dwarves!
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 14:59, archived)
# B3ta newsletter, if you have a problem with it we'll gladly come and delete it from your Inbox


;)
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 14:59, archived)
# fuck my orangutan, she loves it.
(I helped save b3ta! Just Flange, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 14:59, archived)
# This week: Thalidomide gymnasts
(I helped save b3ta! Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 14:59, archived)
# The Prince of Purple is up our arse
(I helped save b3ta! Big Ian has stopped changing his sig, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 14:59, archived)
# *CENSORED*
(I helped save b3ta! Victor Meldrew, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 14:59, archived)
# He He
Harsh
(I helped save b3ta! Big Ian has stopped changing his sig, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 15:08, archived)
# Download Prince MP3s here
(Roodie Doodie 's got wood, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 15:00, archived)
# if a quiz is quizical... then whats a test?
(cjvaughan cats, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 15:00, archived)
# testing
/grammar cunt
(I helped save b3ta! monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 15:15, archived)
# LIKE A HIT OF JENKEM
(Your watch is still saving for 5K but has learnt about 'nose bondage', Fri 16 Nov 2007, 15:00, archived)
# WEB SHERIFF: A ONE WAY TICKET TO PERPSVILLE
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 15:00, archived)
# WINEHOUSE BOOED AS TOUR KICKS OFF
(I helped save b3ta! mutster101 fell over, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 15:00, archived)
# WINEHOUSE KICKED AS BOO TOURS OFF
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 15:02, archived)
# Sent from Swindon to Coventry in an Old Tin Can
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 15:00, archived)
# A Bicycle Made For 2
(I helped save b3ta! sPUNKer do your pictures for nothing get abuse for free, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 15:01, archived)
# <SPAM> This message has been quarantined due to spam rule 14 ( TOO SEXEH)
(I helped save b3ta! Zak McFlimby Twibbling @McFlimby, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 15:01, archived)
# FREE PICS OF URANUS
(Your watch is still saving for 5K but has learnt about 'nose bondage', Fri 16 Nov 2007, 15:01, archived)
# Cashing in with John Giacobbi since 2007
(numbbum, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 15:01, archived)
# I SHAT ON THE WEB SHERIFF, BUT DID NOT POO ON HIS DEPUTIES
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 15:01, archived)
# LET THE CHILDREN STARVE, I DON'T CARE!
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke of Prunes, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 15:01, archived)
# "I mean, did you ever see a child, not in need? No thanks, that's enough rasberry tart for me."
/dylan moran
(I helped save b3ta! monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 15:22, archived)
# "subject line compo: win a free newsletter!"
(I helped save b3ta! but the hedgehog can never be buggered at all foreskin of the apocalypse, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 15:01, archived)
# Although we touch kids, we do it nicely
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Scunner She’s a he, technically, but she’s scalding hot, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 15:02, archived)
# Some day my [Content Deleted or Legal Reasons] will come.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 15:02, archived)
# hahahahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 15:04, archived)
# BATDANCE HASN'T AGED THAT WELL HAS IT
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 15:03, archived)
# hahahaha this
(I helped save b3ta! mutster101 fell over, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 15:04, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
This, surely.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 15:06, archived)
# hahah this
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 15:08, archived)
# you would make a fine gay
were it not for the having to shag blokes bit
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 15:18, archived)
# that's a great compliment :)
*notes down*
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 15:20, archived)
# [/:-D
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 15:26, archived)
# WEB SHERIFF IS WATCHING
BE VERY AFRAID!
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 15:03, archived)
# THE SON OF A KING AMONG THE CUNTS
(Your watch is still saving for 5K but has learnt about 'nose bondage', Fri 16 Nov 2007, 15:03, archived)
# 1 divided by 3 is 0.3333 recurring
3 x 0.33333 recurring is 9.999999 recurring

Maths is wrong, why does nobody care?
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 15:03, archived)
# 0.9999 recurring is another way of saying '1'
;P
(I helped save b3ta! Hamster Trippin' aka Mr. Titts, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 15:04, archived)
# no it isn't
1 is 1, 0.9999999etc is almost 1
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 15:10, archived)
# 0.9999999etc is almost one...
0.99999 recurring IS one.

The human mind can't deal with infinity. ;P
(I helped save b3ta! Hamster Trippin' aka Mr. Titts, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 15:12, archived)
# but by definition it is not one, it is less than by an infinitely small amount?
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 15:15, archived)
# ;)
required reading
(I helped save b3ta! Hamster Trippin' aka Mr. Titts, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 15:21, archived)
# Yes but 9.999999 is not 1
it's far closer to 10
;)
(spartacus_mills and Rex Hamilton as Abraham Lincoln!, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 15:25, archived)
# Do keep up dear!
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Hamster Trippin' aka Mr. Titts, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 15:30, archived)
# Dear lord. You really are stupid.
www.b3ta.com/board/7794453

You put a 9, not a 0 in your original post.


Wahey , ninja edit. Well done ;)
(spartacus_mills and Rex Hamilton as Abraham Lincoln!, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 15:35, archived)
# Oh well done you pedantic twat
:P
(I helped save b3ta! Hamster Trippin' aka Mr. Titts, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 15:42, archived)
# Well, if you will insist on makjing yourself look an absolute twunt
cos after all, when it comes to maths who needs to put the correct numbers in anyway
;)
I expect you'll take it with the same good grace as the whole Primus/See you next Tuesday thing though :P
(spartacus_mills and Rex Hamilton as Abraham Lincoln!, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 15:44, archived)
# You seem to be developing a bit of a complex about me...
*fears*
Why the name change? Made too many enemies?
(I helped save b3ta! Hamster Trippin' aka Mr. Titts, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 15:47, archived)
# I'm changing it to a symbol next week. Don't think about ever using it though. My lawyers see everything ;)

(spartacus_mills and Rex Hamilton as Abraham Lincoln!, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 15:55, archived)
# "infinitely small amount"
doesn't mean anything, really. What you do is say that it's 1-e where e is really small and then let e tend to zero, say by dividing it by 2 repeatedly. Which in the limiting case of infinite divisions gives you 1.
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 15:24, archived)
# 0.9999999999999999 recurring ;)
(spartacus_mills and Rex Hamilton as Abraham Lincoln!, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 15:05, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 15:10, archived)
#
10x0.999 recurring is 9.999 recurring
9.999 recurring - 0.999 recurring is 9
So 0.999 recurring is 1

Entertaining things happen when you introduce infinities.
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 15:06, archived)
# 1 divided by three
is one third

occurring only once :)
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 15:06, archived)
# fractions for the win!
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 15:11, archived)
# \o/
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 15:22, archived)
# "YOU'RE ALL A BUNCH OF FUGGIN SLAVES!"
(I helped save b3ta! sPUNKer do your pictures for nothing get abuse for free, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 15:04, archived)
# This is the sound of a 303!
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 15:04, archived)
# vroom! vroom! neeeeow! *beep*
oh, not the A303 outside Basingstoke then?
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 15:16, archived)
# nice girls are hard to come across...they always wake up
(cjvaughan cats, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 15:04, archived)
# GEOFF MAN, AYUM BLIND, AYE CANNA SEE.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 15:04, archived)
# haha
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 15:08, archived)
# Heh, I just noticed it above.
I couldn't remember the syntax, though.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 15:10, archived)
# THE PANTY FETISHIST WEEKLY: STAINS, RED OR BROWN?
(Your watch is still saving for 5K but has learnt about 'nose bondage', Fri 16 Nov 2007, 15:04, archived)
# I Tried to draw a kitten but it ended up looking like Prince
(I helped save b3ta! sPUNKer do your pictures for nothing get abuse for free, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 15:06, archived)
# My life with molseed monster
oldham advertiser newspaper 15/11/07
(cjvaughan cats, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 15:06, archived)
# Holy vats of foaming goo, Batman!
(I helped save b3ta! HairyTwatter certified eel and sodium salesman, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 15:07, archived)
# holy hairy twatter ,Batman!!
(cjvaughan cats, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 15:08, archived)
# Non functional pants, with tits
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 15:08, archived)
# LOOK AT THE HANDLE......
(I helped save b3ta! Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 15:09, archived)
# FREEDOM OF SP**censored**CH
(I helped save b3ta! RiffRaff lurking like a lurky thing, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 15:11, archived)
# how about
Joanie Loves Chachi was an American TV spin-off of the popular American sitcom Happy Days that was originally broadcast on ABC from March 23, 1982 to September 13, 1983. It starred Scott Baio and Erin Moran as the titular Chachi Arcola and Joanie Cunningham. The series followed the exploits of Joanie and Chachi as they moved to Chicago and tried to make it on their own with a rock band and a music career. It mixed the traditional elements of a sitcom with musical performances on each show by Baio and Moran. In fact, the beginning credit sequence of the show had them singing to each other.

The format didn't gel with viewers, and the series only lasted for two seasons (the first one being abbreviated) before the characters were rolled back into Happy Days for that program's final season. The series also starred Ellen Travolta as Louisa Delvecchio, Chachi's mother, and Al Molinaro as Al Delvecchio, Chachi's stepfather (and formerly the owner of Arnold's Drive-In in Happy Days), who opened a restaurant in which Chachi and Joanie performed most of their music. Art Metrano played Chachi's uncle Rico Mastorelli, who was the band's manager and helped Joanie and Chachi advance in their careers. The show has gone down in television history as a cult failure.
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 15:12, archived)
# If it ended with Bel-Air
I think you would have been on to a winner
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Fri 16 Nov 2007, 15:13, archived)
# in yr gardnz diggin up yr bodyz
(I helped save b3ta! DogHorse plop, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 15:12, archived)
# Yarak, its the futrue of home made thingings
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 15:12, archived)
# NEWSLETTER TIME: HANDS OFF SNAKEY
(Your watch is still saving for 5K but has learnt about 'nose bondage', Fri 16 Nov 2007, 15:14, archived)
# Colostomy
raiders!
(BobMonkhouse is a lacist, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 15:15, archived)
# Now featuring 100% less image challenge results
(songsforeveryone, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 15:16, archived)
# hah
yes
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 15:20, archived)
# on legal advice we are withdrawing this subject line
^ just saw it's bindun
(I helped save b3ta! cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 15:16, archived)
# shootings and bummings will only make me stronger

(I helped save b3ta! knockear - I socialise with x-ray eyes. Jam on it!, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 15:17, archived)
# Purveyors of music of no real merit since 1987
(songsforeveryone, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 15:19, archived)
# I LOVE YOU SO MUCH I CAN'T SHIT.
(I helped save b3ta! Brandy_Bumwinkle, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 15:20, archived)
# hahaha
Princes next number one hit single!
(I helped save b3ta! Just Flange, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 15:21, archived)
# The b3ta newsletter - so shit, we had to give it away for free
(songsforeveryone, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 15:21, archived)
# Price is in Uranus
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 15:22, archived)
# I hate children in need.
(waxdart hello., Fri 16 Nov 2007, 15:26, archived)
# Prince Challenge ... ridicule is nothing to be scared of
(I helped save b3ta! Droog is too orangey for crows, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 15:31, archived)
# CUNT
I have the song in my head - I also have to watch the video in my minds eye.
(waxdart hello., Fri 16 Nov 2007, 15:33, archived)
# It's a fine song though :)
(I helped save b3ta! Droog is too orangey for crows, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 15:42, archived)
# I would be surprised if he turned out to be a kiddie fiddler too!
(waxdart hello., Fri 16 Nov 2007, 15:32, archived)
# Breaking news: Prince Charming to sue the Brothers Grimm
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 15:36, archived)
# tonight we're going to party like its 19.99
(waxdart hello., Fri 16 Nov 2007, 15:41, archived)