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he mist the last train

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Sunshine Elephant, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 17:30, archived)

hahaha

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?, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 17:31, archived)

I love the Specials.

That mash is quite good too.

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supermoore: HUNG, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 17:31, archived)

i like

a lot!

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amaryllis, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 17:31, archived)

yay!

great stuff!

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mrRush, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 17:32, archived)

awwww

like it

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corington, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 17:32, archived)

Hahahahaha

Nice!

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sick_boy, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 17:32, archived)

that is rather

t'riffic.

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bananaman, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 17:32, archived)

I have so much to learn

You are truly the master of mash.

(Little Dolphin whips his tail, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 17:33, archived)

Arrrggggghhharrrghhhh

spooktastic

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anno domini hiatus, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 17:34, archived)

fantastic!

new style?

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Kaiser, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 17:36, archived)

i don't think so, but i

thought as an animation it wouldn't have worked as well.

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Sunshine Elephant, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 17:37, archived)

sooper

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monkeon schmonkeon, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 17:37, archived)

i got flash!

just learning how to use it now...
:)

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Sunshine Elephant, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 17:38, archived)

flash rocks!

hope you have fun...

looking forward to seeing what you do with it :)

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amaryllis, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 17:39, archived)

Phowwwwwwwwwwwwwrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Saucy calender

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 17:30, archived)

what?

how on earth can you get onto bbc news for selling one hundred calendars?

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bananaman, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 17:31, archived)

local news.

not national.

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 17:31, archived)

Mum?

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sick_boy, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 17:31, archived)

Pwoar, foxy

AND THEIR WEBSITE WAS DESIGNED BY JAMES BENNETT

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stevierar, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 17:31, archived)

no need to shout

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 17:32, archived)

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?, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 17:32, archived)

MY EYES!

My beautiful eyes...

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Happyperson, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 17:32, archived)

Now,

that's just not right.

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MizEmma, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 17:35, archived)

bucket.

(Jihaddaway, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 17:27, archived)

hahahahahahahahahaha

I'm crying!!!!!

(Little Dolphin whips his tail, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 17:28, archived)

hahahahah

super!

i'm laughing like a loon!

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stevierar, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 17:28, archived)

i keep expecting him to say

wassup!...

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 17:28, archived)

freakily enough

i did consider that.....

(Jihaddaway, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 17:30, archived)

hahaha.

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Sunshine Elephant, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 17:29, archived)

i like grapes

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?, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 17:29, archived)

hahahahah

SPONG!!!!

Thanks people!!!

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djdirect, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 17:29, archived)

hmm

I wish to buy it but if possible to send the largent liquid."

If yes, reply to me with haste and I'll send it straight away.

Thank you in advance for your attention?

hmmmm, nearly?

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icezebra *insert large monkey*, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 17:31, archived)

l'argent liquid

I assume is "Beer Money"

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chthonic, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 17:33, archived)

...

"send liquid silver"

(jakeohoho, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 17:35, archived)

I imagine

'envoyer' is send.

(Amerella, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 17:36, archived)

translation :

I want to buy it, but is it possible to pay with cash ?
If so, answer as soon as possible and I'll send you the money right away.

Thanks and sorry for the delay.

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oCo, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 17:33, archived)

hahaha

I was nowhere near!
must...hunt...down...french...teacher

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icezebra *insert large monkey*, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 17:35, archived)

i tried altavista - it was a bit mad!

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djdirect, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 17:36, archived)

ok,

cheeky me - slap me if you want - but what is the French for -

'Sorry, I can accept PayPal - www.paypal.com - only now - it is too late to receive cash, I leave England on Wednesday so have to post it tomorrow.

Thanks ;)

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djdirect, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 17:39, archived)

*slap*

Désolé, c'est un peu tard pour de l'argent liquide : je pars mercredi et n'ai donc que demain pour poster. Je ne peux accepter qu'un paiement via Paypal maintenant (www.paypal.com).

Hope that helps.

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oCo, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 17:45, archived)

yay

remind me to have your babies!!!

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djdirect, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 17:47, archived)

hahaha

fabulous

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corington, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 17:29, archived)

That's great

especially as KUA is possibly the least funny and most annoying excuse for a comedy ever...

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custard, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 17:30, archived)

I really wanted to do something funny with this sign....

....but I ran out of hummus and stuck 'CUNTS' on it instead:
Cunts

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sick_boy, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 17:26, archived)

ah,

pickle picks the pics, that was the best thing ever.

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bananaman, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 17:27, archived)

oh god,

no

*dives under desk to avoid bandwagon reposts*

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stevierar, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 17:27, archived)

I've got an idea

Why don't I put 'Golf Sale' on it.
That would be really really funny.

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wayward., Mon 1 Sep 2003, 17:28, archived)

but excellently done...

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djdirect, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 17:27, archived)

You can't go wrong with swearing.

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supermoore: HUNG, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 17:27, archived)

What the fuck is Atletico B3ta?

Sounds tiring.

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GR33DY, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 17:28, archived)

it's a contradiction in terms

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bananaman, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 17:29, archived)

Trying to get 11 pasty geeks

to play footy against 11 other pasty geeks.

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supermoore: HUNG, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 17:30, archived)

I'd sign up

for a table tennis league.

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||lll||ll||lll|| ||lll||ll||lll||, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 17:33, archived)

But everyone would get picked last, in which case the game would never get underway.

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GR33DY, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 17:35, archived)

It's going suprisingly well.

Got 7 sign-ups from the morning shift today. Now to see if popbitch are up for it......

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supermoore: HUNG, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 17:41, archived)

i'd play

i rock at footy.

but im off on wednesday.. soz ;(

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djdirect, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 17:48, archived)

fuck no!

woo!

(Little Dolphin whips his tail, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 17:29, archived)

Whatever anyone says

Swearing is big and it is clever. You fuckwit.

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wayward., Mon 1 Sep 2003, 17:29, archived)

*sigh*

;)

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MizEmma, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 17:30, archived)

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Kaiser, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 17:25, archived)

hurrah! that's rather nice

don't see enough of your bulbs anymore

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Red wine and cheese., Mon 1 Sep 2003, 17:26, archived)

there's a bulb

named after him!

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bananaman, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 17:26, archived)

really?

are you joshing me?

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Red wine and cheese., Mon 1 Sep 2003, 17:28, archived)

hmm..

click

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Kaiser, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 17:34, archived)

60w

hooray!

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bananaman, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 17:26, archived)

ha ha!

i can't believe you've never done that one before.
;)

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mrRush, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 17:26, archived)

hahaha hohohoho hehehehe

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?, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 17:27, archived)

hahahahaha.

i'm your biggest fan!

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Sunshine Elephant, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 17:27, archived)

Ooooh how nice!

Yay

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sick_boy, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 17:27, archived)

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matsimpsk, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 17:27, archived)

100%

of lovely FACT!

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bananaman, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 17:28, archived)

hæhæ..

you're naughty!
:)

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Kaiser, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 17:29, archived)

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matsimpsk, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 17:30, archived)

hehehe

I like that very much :)

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JustHere4Coffee remembers when all o' this were car parks, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 17:29, archived)

hahaha !

yes !

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oCo, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 17:35, archived)

The finished version of this was going to be my 1000th post...

but it isn't finished (and won't be until the end of the week [too busy]). Have a sneak preview anyway...

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custard, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 17:21, archived)

well, it scares me!

woo!

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Batsgirl, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 17:22, archived)

wyh!

thats gonna be great! cant wait

('Andeh', Mon 1 Sep 2003, 17:22, archived)

love rocket?

wooooooyay, that's mental and brillo.

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bananaman, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 17:22, archived)

wow

pretty cool

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anythingbutthisactually, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 17:23, archived)

is each head

going to be an eye?

(The Cosmic Boy Zombie (Formerly Pirate Cat), Mon 1 Sep 2003, 17:23, archived)

this is going to be the

greatest thing ever when it's completed.

woo and congratulations!

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Sunshine Elephant, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 17:23, archived)

nothing beats

sliced bread

top trumps 1987©

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||lll||ll||lll|| ||lll||ll||lll||, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 17:25, archived)

i can't

see any of your pics. websense filters them out. apparently they're a bit naughty.

bad custard. *shakes head*

well done on k posts anyway.

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mrRush, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 17:24, archived)

it's about as naughty as..

erm...

sunshine elephant cuddling a bunny rabbit?

i dunno...

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Naive Amoeba Bored Cig, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 17:28, archived)

agh!

that would be awsome animated

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?, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 17:24, archived)

That's great

and I also very much like Mystery Bob's edited version

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matsimpsk, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 17:24, archived)

sing along

(Little Dolphin whips his tail, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 17:19, archived)

the same price as a peice of paper

apprently

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?, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 17:20, archived)

i got that from top secret sources so it's just between you and me

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?, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 17:21, archived)

Thanks!

(I forgot windows were transparent)

(Little Dolphin whips his tail, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 17:22, archived)

now go back

and correct your spelling.

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Batsgirl, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 17:22, archived)

especially with school again

on wednesday.

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bananaman, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 17:23, archived)

i can speel wat u on abort

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?, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 17:25, archived)

haha

now that i do like :)

oh and its £79.99

(melancholiclaughter Corpsichord, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 17:20, archived)

seen that

on a birthday card...

wyh still

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Naive Amoeba Bored Cig, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 17:20, archived)

woo

crap but great. if u get what i mean :)

('Andeh', Mon 1 Sep 2003, 17:20, archived)

damn you

now my keyboard is all sticky from drink

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anythingbutthisactually, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 17:20, archived)

arf! arf!

(-sicles)

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Batsgirl, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 17:21, archived)

see, it's fun

(Little Dolphin whips his tail, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 17:26, archived)

You stole that gag from

John Callahan (sp?), American cartoonist, whose works include "Do Not Disturb Any Further" and "Digesting the Child Within".

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Cadmus has teh uplikn coeds at, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 17:21, archived)

yes

Mwahahahaha

(Little Dolphin whips his tail, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 17:23, archived)

I refuse to apologise

for the following threadwaste.

I just found the perfect match for Peter Pan:
www.xqube.de/~datennight/websites/dasknuffelchen/page.htm

(warning: the site specifially says 'no boys' allowed)

[edit] sorry about the pop-ups. Google's new toolbar has me blissfully unaware of such things.

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Manic can teach you the secret of fire, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 17:17, archived)

I would

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sick_boy, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 17:18, archived)

(s)he's a bit of alright!

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Sunshine Elephant, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 17:20, archived)

The guestbook...

...has attracted alot of flaming:
13695.iboox.com/?&st=70

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sick_boy, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 17:22, archived)

no! it's not "dye" it's "dee"

it's german!

i think "bitch" is german for bend

so it's the U bend.

the guy's obviously a plumber! gawd!

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Naive Amoeba Bored Cig, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 17:25, archived)

what a lot of popups

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Happyperson, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 17:18, archived)

popups?

you still get popups?
Mozilla or the google toolbar will see an end to those troubles

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Pootle, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 17:20, archived)

fankoo

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Happyperson, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 17:21, archived)

pop-ups

be gone with a google toolbar.
happy happy joy joy

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||lll||ll||lll|| ||lll||ll||lll||, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 17:20, archived)

By Yahweh and his mighty hammer

That's fucking terrifying.

I wouldn't.

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Bad Horsey Bring back Dr. Ubes Rub!, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 17:18, archived)

is it jamie olliver?

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?, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 17:18, archived)

aah

the third one down looks like Jamie Oliver

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anythingbutthisactually, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 17:18, archived)

WTF

is that a boy??

(melancholiclaughter Corpsichord, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 17:19, archived)

phwoar

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bananaman, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 17:19, archived)

POPUP NSFW

HELL!!

I'd watch out... and is that male or female? I think it might be the first..

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Darkedge, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 17:19, archived)

I reckon it's

got a winky.

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Pootle, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 17:20, archived)

you're kidding, right?

clincher:
www.xqube.de/~datennight/websites/dasknuffelchen/jpg/dasknuffelchen007.jpg

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Manic can teach you the secret of fire, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 17:25, archived)

could just have a mini mars bar

in their pocket

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Pootle, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 17:26, archived)

surely

you mean 'fun size'

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Manic can teach you the secret of fire, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 17:36, archived)

why

where you on that site in the 1st place?

('Andeh', Mon 1 Sep 2003, 17:19, archived)

it was listed on

www.om3ega.com/weblog/index.php

which popped up in my referral logs today.

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Manic can teach you the secret of fire, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 17:24, archived)

eurgh!

that's rank

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Naive Amoeba Bored Cig, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 17:19, archived)

What a gorgeous bird

I got some very NSFW popups there btw.

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wayward., Mon 1 Sep 2003, 17:20, archived)

i closed it before

anything came up

i'm good at closing popups after all the... erm.. "pictures of happiness" i look at... :$

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Naive Amoeba Bored Cig, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 17:21, archived)

I'm so not opening

anything with the word 'felchen' in it! ;)

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MizEmma, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 17:26, archived)

i say!

what a handsome erm... person.

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mrRush, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 17:30, archived)

They knew their place

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sp3ktor - no,.. I don't know either, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 17:15, archived)

Haha

I like that

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wayward., Mon 1 Sep 2003, 17:16, archived)

ha ha ha

I much like that

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Pootle, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 17:16, archived)

arf

marvellous

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Lynxkitten, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 17:16, archived)

very

P.S. (that would be good)

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Happyperson, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 17:17, archived)

Erm thanks

i think

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sp3ktor - no,.. I don't know either, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 17:26, archived)

no worries

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Happyperson, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 17:28, archived)

*chuckles*

that's luverly
wanders back to kitchen sink with chains a-rattling

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anno domini hiatus, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 17:17, archived)

hahaha.

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Sunshine Elephant, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 17:17, archived)

Arf!

Wimmen eh? Bloody suffragettes!

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sick_boy, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 17:17, archived)

hehehe

goodness!

(Little Dolphin whips his tail, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 17:17, archived)

tee hee

I shouldn't find it funny, but I do...

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Batsgirl, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 17:18, archived)

Ooh the one on the right

with the pie seems to have borrowed her boots from The Fear.

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MizEmma, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 17:18, archived)

top

stuff

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monkeon schmonkeon, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 17:19, archived)

Yay

to that. Best one I've seen so far.

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 23:33, archived)

that's so funny

i nearly fell off my seat!!!

welly done

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chog24, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 17:16, archived)

ARGH!

some victorian chick in the fear's boots some victorian chick in the fear's boots some victorian chick in the fear's boots some victorian chick in the fear's boots some victorian chick in the fear's boots some victorian chick in the fear's boots some victorian chick in the fear's boots some victorian chick in the fear's boots some victorian chick in the fear's boots some victorian chick in the fear's boots some victorian chick in the fear's boots

(A Wooden Leg Named Smith, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 19:02, archived)

ehhh

i dont think thats funny at all. geez.. SEXIST PIG!!!! ! women actually do kick ass

(wittygrl, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 22:17, archived)

Well those are

a sum total of two posts well spent.

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WhoElse I'm what Willis was talking about, Mon 8 Sep 2003, 12:01, archived)

ehhhh...

i dont think thats funny at all u pig. women actually do kick arse once in a while so shove off. SEXIST!!!!

(wittygrl, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 22:17, archived)

ehhhh...

Sexism is hilarious. Oh, by the way the word is "you" not "u" (ahhh, silly women and their spelling deficiencies).

(hijodeputa, Sat 6 Sep 2003, 17:09, archived)

quickie

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anno domini hiatus, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 17:14, archived)

Ooh, how lovely

But I hope he doesn't get too hot.

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MizEmma, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 17:14, archived)

he's trying to steal

the desert!

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cheeves, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 17:15, archived)

not

if I can help it!

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anythingbutthisactually, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 17:16, archived)

Lovely

Furtive

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A!. touching Shatner's Bassoon., Mon 1 Sep 2003, 17:15, archived)

aww looky at his pwig pwaws

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?, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 17:16, archived)

that is very woo!

good for a quickie too.

(wetflame, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 17:17, archived)

an ace idea!

nicely shopped!

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Sunshine Elephant, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 17:17, archived)

your

quickies are so damn good
w/y/h

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Lynxkitten, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 17:18, archived)

that's what I keep trying to tell my wife

but she just won't believe me ;-)

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anno domini hiatus, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 17:19, archived)

Oops

Ha! My tail is between my legs. Hopefully this one makes up for it.

(tylortyler, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 17:14, archived)

erm

redex
edit: oh it works now

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anythingbutthisactually, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 17:14, archived)

I'm

confused

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wayward., Mon 1 Sep 2003, 17:15, archived)

that's actually the reason why time travel is impossible.

no one could cope with the prepositions.

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bananaman, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 17:15, archived)

/hhgttg

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Spoon, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 17:25, archived)

Apologies

for the thread waist.

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Bad Horsey Bring back Dr. Ubes Rub!, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 17:09, archived)

phwoooaaarrrr

I still would!

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sick_boy, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 17:09, archived)

I'd be scared

of snapping her

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wayward., Mon 1 Sep 2003, 17:11, archived)

crack!

oops

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anythingbutthisactually, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 17:12, archived)

i was supposed to be

going to this girls flat for dinner and sex whilst at uni..

She was quite small in height and body weight that one of my friends made a joke of snapping her inhalf... I had to cancel, couldn't go through with it.

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Darkedge, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 17:13, archived)

Skip

to the end!

;)

(DMQOB, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 17:19, archived)

that was the end..

shut it you

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Darkedge, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 17:20, archived)

Moi?

you know you love it! And the Pope's not around so someone has to.

(DMQOB, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 17:21, archived)

you should have wrapped gaffer tape round her hips

to stop her from splitting.

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 17:24, archived)

makes her nice

and curvy now

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Pootle, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 17:11, archived)

Mmmmm curvy

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sick_boy, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 17:13, archived)

Back again, I see

Got your pcs fixed or has the coffee kicked in?

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MizEmma, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 17:15, archived)

bit...

...of both!

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sick_boy, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 17:18, archived)

Yeah me too,

just spent the last few hours fighting with our stupid intranet - I HATE FrontPage.

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MizEmma, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 17:22, archived)

bleurgh!

i'll send my bloodsucking nephew at you for that!

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Naive Amoeba Bored Cig, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 17:10, archived)

*puts on garlic necklace and digs cross out drawer*

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anythingbutthisactually, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 17:11, archived)

Just for that

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Bad Horsey Bring back Dr. Ubes Rub!, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 17:12, archived)

what he said

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?, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 17:14, archived)

hmm,

we always seem to do that.

i send out my nephew, and you send out the big tounged baby!

maybe we should start a unison, i send out nephew, you send out baby, we conquer the world!

hahahahahaahhaahhaahhahaahhahaha!

hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhaahaha!

hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahaa! cough..

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Naive Amoeba Bored Cig, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 17:15, archived)

you're only

supposed to post images you've shopped in some way!

(jakeohoho, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 17:18, archived)

I did

I made her fatter.

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Bad Horsey Bring back Dr. Ubes Rub!, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 17:19, archived)

Geek Tortoises:

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sick_boy, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 17:08, archived)

Nicely.

Any road, 'moff home. See yers all tommorrow.

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charliedontsurf, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 17:09, archived)

g'night

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sick_boy, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 17:10, archived)

it's

a good old british tortoise

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anythingbutthisactually, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 17:09, archived)

noice

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bananaman, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 17:09, archived)

woo

that GB just reminds me of GB beer......can you obtain beer from this hero in a half shell?

/edit: i now have the teenage mutant hero turtles theme on loop in my head.

(melancholiclaughter Corpsichord, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 17:09, archived)

lovely stuff

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Sunshine Elephant, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 17:10, archived)

Nice

but I notice the absence of crude bearded clam jokes - what's happening here, has the world gone mad or is it just that Baz has gone home?

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MizEmma, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 17:17, archived)

goodnight all

(Hugh G Rection, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 17:04, archived)

goodnight,

both to yourself and your pornographic psuedonym!

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bananaman, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 17:05, archived)

mate!

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Darkedge, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 17:05, archived)

...

**insert obligatory replies from thousands of offended people, followed by thousands of counter replies telling them to cock off**

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JustHere4Coffee remembers when all o' this were car parks, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 17:05, archived)

ahem

what he said

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anythingbutthisactually, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 17:06, archived)

insert them

just there?

Not sure the username can be that long.

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Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 17:06, archived)

*snigger*

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Batsgirl, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 17:08, archived)

but it's only 5 oclock!

why goodnight? only 5 oclock!

mutter mutter 5 oclock mutter mutter

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Naive Amoeba Bored Cig, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 17:08, archived)

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?, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 17:10, archived)

digital sundial

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monkeon schmonkeon, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 17:03, archived)

fantastic.

*wants*

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bananaman, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 17:04, archived)

woo

does it have a stopwatch and backlight too??

(melancholiclaughter Corpsichord, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 17:04, archived)

next in line

a wristwatch sundial?

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anythingbutthisactually, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 17:06, archived)

watch

The Flintstones...

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JustHere4Coffee remembers when all o' this were car parks, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 17:07, archived)

arg

*explodes*

(melancholiclaughter Corpsichord, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 17:07, archived)

excellent idea,

beautifully done.

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Sunshine Elephant, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 17:06, archived)

my kind of image - no thought or skill ....

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anno domini hiatus, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 17:01, archived)

hehe

very nice.... but my eyes are arguing over if it says MIG or MOG at the bottom.

(melancholiclaughter Corpsichord, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 17:02, archived)

sounds like an insect

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?, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 17:02, archived)

been done

by me

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Naive Amoeba Bored Cig, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 17:02, archived)

damn you ;-)

nice

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anno domini hiatus, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 17:04, archived)

it's a bit coincedental that we both used the same image and the same punchline.

but i'm happy that i'm sharing brainwaves with an "iconer"! woo!

edit/ who's had 37 FPs

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Naive Amoeba Bored Cig, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 17:05, archived)

You don't have to be special to get an icon

Just send rob some money

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wayward., Mon 1 Sep 2003, 17:06, archived)

yeah...

but if you look, the majority of the iconers are people who've been here over a year, and have posted 1000000 posts, 999999 going FP

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Naive Amoeba Bored Cig, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 17:12, archived)

not that good

I have an icon and yet no brainwaves.

Or fp's.

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Batsgirl, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 17:06, archived)

"iconer" that's a new one

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Pootle, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 17:07, archived)

I think that's from the film Highlander

where they always say "Aye Conner" ...

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anno domini hiatus, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 17:09, archived)

oh god!

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Naive Amoeba Bored Cig, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 17:11, archived)

arg

Lord give me strength :)

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Pootle, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 17:18, archived)

an image post, yay for that and the pic

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anythingbutthisactually, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 17:03, archived)

Request

I'm not very good at this photoshop malarkey. Could someone please photoshop a man dangling from a helicopter whilst being attacked by a shark?

(Runs away)

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Bad Horsey Bring back Dr. Ubes Rub!, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 16:58, archived)

Eh?

What are we? Your photoshop bitches?

etc...etc...etc...

:D

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Dr. Blackwolf is sucking diesel on, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 16:59, archived)

spank

(melancholiclaughter Corpsichord, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 17:00, archived)

ahem

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?, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 16:59, archived)

i cant get that edge of realism into my creations

(melancholiclaughter Corpsichord, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 16:59, archived)

ha ha ha ha ha

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faithy, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 16:59, archived)

hahaha!

made me giggle :)

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Batsgirl, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 16:59, archived)

i'll fetch

the award.

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bananaman, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 17:00, archived)

bum

and willy too.
and poo and wee also.

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biscuits_alive taste my rainbow, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 17:00, archived)

Oi! Leave it ahhhhhhhhht!

*slap*
*kick*
*chelsea smile*

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charliedontsurf, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 17:00, archived)

No need for photoshop

I took a real picture like that once.

It won an award, you know.

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wayward., Mon 1 Sep 2003, 17:01, archived)

took me ages...

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JustHere4Coffee remembers when all o' this were car parks, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 17:03, archived)

that

am woo

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biscuits_alive taste my rainbow, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 17:04, archived)

top notch

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?, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 17:05, archived)

tee hee hee

I like that.

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Batsgirl, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 17:05, archived)

that am top notch

i give it national b3tagraphic animation of the half-hour.

(wetflame, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 17:15, archived)

I am

your paintmash bitch (just one time)

(Little Dolphin whips his tail, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 17:04, archived)

Christ

FP now!!!

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Bad Horsey Bring back Dr. Ubes Rub!, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 17:07, archived)

thanks

:-P

(Little Dolphin whips his tail, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 17:15, archived)

Is that...

blah...

(</guy>, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 17:10, archived)

Hi, remember me

I asked if anyone could get me a skateboarding monkey. How did that piss everyone off so bad??? Cheers for the attempts though.

I shall now return to the lurking for fear of causing further offence.

(tdavidj, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 16:51, archived)

People do this stuff for fun

It's no fun if someone tells you what to do.

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wayward., Mon 1 Sep 2003, 16:52, archived)

I thought...

... it was a request. Who the hell am I to order strangers about?

(tdavidj, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 16:53, archived)

But you must not threadwaste!

/finger wag

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icezebra *insert large monkey*, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 16:54, archived)

yes, that's a great word to use

because tdavidj is really going to know what it means.

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bananaman, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 16:55, archived)

how about,

"waste threads" instead?

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icezebra *insert large monkey*, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 16:56, archived)

equally clear

as proverbial mud... you have to explain WHY, including what means a thread's been wasted.

and as there's really no such thing as a wasted thread, then you have to put up with us telling you so afterwards

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JustHere4Coffee remembers when all o' this were car parks, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 16:57, archived)

too right.

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bananaman, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 16:58, archived)

ere

www.b3ta.com/board/1890238

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icezebra *insert large monkey*, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 16:59, archived)

well for that matter

who the hell are you to make requests of strangers

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The Incredible... accident free since, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 16:55, archived)

Apart from sexual requests.

They're fine to make.

(WouldSwapABearForATiger, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 16:55, archived)

For an appropriate fee.

I only charge £3.75

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Baz Fuck off, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 16:57, archived)

yes,

but you're a cunt.

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bananaman, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 16:57, archived)

If you want, baby.

But it'll cost you extra.

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Baz Fuck off, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 16:58, archived)

i am,

when i go into shops and ask for help.

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bananaman, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 16:55, archived)

but thats what shop assistants are for

the hint is in the job name

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The Incredible... accident free since, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 16:56, archived)

A hopelessly inaccurate job name

in my experience.

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Baz Fuck off, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 16:58, archived)

they assist the shop,

not the customers. or something.

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bananaman, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 16:59, archived)

that's how it comes over though

even though it was a request...

most places call that "commisioning," and it usually costs money

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JustHere4Coffee remembers when all o' this were car parks, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 16:56, archived)

OK maybe that was badly worded

but people want to make their own ideas, they can't be bothered to do stuff because someone asked them to.

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wayward., Mon 1 Sep 2003, 16:57, archived)

You forgot to post a picture.

(WouldSwapABearForATiger, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 16:52, archived)

Come to the Brighton Bash!

At The Pull & Pump on Saturday evening.

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butchbint, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 16:53, archived)

I warned you about using the board for grooming...

;-)

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thirdman Ia! Ia! R'lyeh Cthulhu ftagn! Ia! Ia! Mglui nafl, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 17:00, archived)

be there

or die!

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butchbint, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 17:06, archived)

Unless I can persuade Maria to re-locate her birthday party from Clapham to Brighton

I don't think I can...

:-(

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thirdman Ia! Ia! R'lyeh Cthulhu ftagn! Ia! Ia! Mglui nafl, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 17:17, archived)

Oh yes

you must be there everybody!

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Darkedge, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 17:04, archived)

hmmm

I am at a wedding in Brighton this weekend...

/thinks...

(Baj does Minecraft - http://www.youtube.com/w92baj, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 17:23, archived)

"1 in 37 People Catch on Fire"

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icezebra *insert large monkey*, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 16:53, archived)

you have scrolled down haven't you

www.b3ta.com/board/1889994
Generally we don't like to be asked to create something specific on demand for people.
If you want stuff made to your spec pay some arty graffic designer some silly money to make it

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Pootle, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 16:53, archived)

Oh right...

I have no need of a skating monkey and if I did I would pay one of you guys for it, I thought it would be funny today has been unbelieveably dull.

(tdavidj, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 16:55, archived)

It's because

when you post a new thread, it's knocks one off the end of the board.. so in putting your challenge to the board, you knocked someone's hard work off the end, hence forth - "threadwasting" next time, would be easier and less of an annoyance to people to "threadjack" i.e. reply to an existing thread...!
/fluffy

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icezebra *insert large monkey*, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 16:58, archived)

no it's not

don't go perpetuating a myth - that's not the only, or indeed any reason why he got moaned at

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JustHere4Coffee remembers when all o' this were car parks, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 16:59, archived)

I think we've been

hilarious

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butchbint, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 16:58, archived)

in that case

you should have made it yourself...

we all make what WE think will be funny - no matter how crap we think we might be at it, it's the fact that we thought of it and made it ourselves that makes it appealing to us, and hopefully to others

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JustHere4Coffee remembers when all o' this were car parks, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 16:58, archived)

fair enough

bein asked to make stuff, or even worse being provided with a picture of someone to deface, never go down all that well.

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Pootle, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 17:00, archived)

except on my little sister's birthday

when for some reason I got a load of really REALLY good replies. It was a slow sunday though.

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Batsgirl, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 17:03, archived)

Sundays are a bit different

I think during the working day, the stress of trying to be on the board, and not get caught not doing any work, increases the anger.

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Pootle, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 17:09, archived)

What's so fucking funny about a skateboarding monkey?

Sounds cliched and derivative to me.

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Baz Fuck off, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 17:00, archived)

it didn't most people provided either

comedic answers or helpful hints

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Sunshine Elephant, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 16:53, archived)

it pisses people off because

we are not your shop-me-an-insert-desired-animal-here-on-a-insert-desired-form-of-transport-here bitches

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The Incredible... accident free since, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 16:53, archived)

these parts are often nicer

after five of the o'clock. but we're here to have a bit of a laugh and make show off silly things we've made, that's all. and half of us are dead rubbish at doing pictures, but still give things a go if we think it'd be fun.

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bananaman, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 16:54, archived)

the offence was caused

because we're mostly here to display what we've made, rather than to take free commisions for other people... during your lurking, surely you'd have noticed that when people ask for stuff, usually they get sent to google or asked if we should consider ourselves "your (topic of discussion) bitches"

so long as you don't just come in and say "make me one of these 'cause I suck", you'll be welcome to hang around... but no matter how much you think you suck, you can still at least try it yourself - or perhaps offer cash money for the people who make what you like best, perhaps?

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JustHere4Coffee remembers when all o' this were car parks, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 16:54, archived)

By doing exactly what you've just done again.

Please read the FAQ - the links just up there.
*points up there*

/still fluffy

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The_Intriguing_Mr_P, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 16:54, archived)

And you were doing so well.

All you have to do is not start a new thread for something like this. Just add your request, comments or whatever onto the bottom of another thread. The board can only fit ten or fifteen(can't remeber which) threads, so when you threadwaste, you may push off a picture that someone had spent hours on. And don't worry about the abuse, we all got it at one point for doing something daft without realising. Oh, and welcome.

Edit: and what they said, too.

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charliedontsurf, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 16:55, archived)

large

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?, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 16:46, archived)

oooh

so cute and cuddly..

can i have one to take home?

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djdirect, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 16:47, archived)

that's some fabulous photoshopping.

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Sunshine Elephant, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 16:48, archived)

Crikey, the ultimate predator.

Floats like a butterfly, and stings like when I pee.

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charliedontsurf, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 16:48, archived)

woo

yay, is it friendly?

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anythingbutthisactually, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 16:48, archived)

That nice.

And features a tiger, yay!

(WouldSwapABearForATiger, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 16:48, archived)

ah bless!

reminds me of the bunny wabbit I've just been to see.

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Batsgirl, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 16:48, archived)

what bunny wabbit?

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Red wine and cheese., Mon 1 Sep 2003, 16:51, archived)

The one with tiger stripes and a beak, obviously.

(WouldSwapABearForATiger, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 16:52, archived)

nothing too special then

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Red wine and cheese., Mon 1 Sep 2003, 16:54, archived)

I have a friend called Megan

she's just turning 4 next week and I got her a "bunny house" (read "rabbit hutch") for her birthday. They got the bunny today (someone else was doing that bit). I had to go see the bunny.

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Batsgirl, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 16:55, archived)

^^^ that says "large pecker" *snigger*

Woo pick!
Very woo in fact.

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Zak McFlimby Twibbling @McFlimby, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 16:49, archived)

that one

actually makes my one from yesterday look friendly... yay!

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JustHere4Coffee remembers when all o' this were car parks, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 16:49, archived)

that's lovely

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Pootle, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 16:53, archived)

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