b3ta.com board
You are not logged in. Login or Signup
Home » Messageboard » Archive 10074 (Older | Newer)

# only `shop of the night


.. just cos she`s a minger
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 21:46, archived)
# Ah yeah
It's okay to be merely amused by ugly men, but ugly women? Ugly women must be hated.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Phil Kitten, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 21:48, archived)
# Go to the Saatchi Gallery
Pay money. See her work.

She deserves your hatred. Ugliness and womanliness aside.
(Icouldsleepforever, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 21:53, archived)
# sorry
have seen it, a couple of times, and quite like it myself.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Phil Kitten, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 21:55, archived)
# Not only that, but she's
fucking top when she's ratarsed.
(I helped save b3ta! sp3ccylad carries on breathing all the way up to, say, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 22:01, archived)
# and
she's nice to her cat. She spent whole days crying and looking for it when it went missing, and all the help posters she put up to find it got nicked by "art-lovers" who thought they might be worth a bob or two. The gits.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Phil Kitten, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 22:02, archived)
# And she makes
a proper cup of tea. So, she loves cats, drinks to excess and gets entertaining, hijacks the media and makes tea in the pot. Really, I don't know what b3tans have against her, when she's pretty much one of us by temperament.
(I helped save b3ta! sp3ccylad carries on breathing all the way up to, say, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 22:08, archived)
# moreover
she has a thing about corsetry and often goes out with an astonishingly squished cleavage on full view.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Phil Kitten, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 22:35, archived)
# I liked her more
after she edited the guardian magazine one saturday.

Partly cos there was an article by her cat.
(I helped save b3ta! missing, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 22:02, archived)
# Perhaps I was
a bit harsh on her then :P
(Icouldsleepforever, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 22:04, archived)
# work?
she pissed in a filthy bed and called it art.
thats not work.
ive seen much better on the board
(I helped save b3ta! The Incredible... accident free since, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 22:08, archived)
# And WORK is a
good thing?
(I helped save b3ta! sp3ccylad carries on breathing all the way up to, say, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 22:09, archived)
# I dont get it
:0 I hate being blonde :'(
(Wh1teLeopard - New look for max-car.com and a new ant and colesie animation, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 21:49, archived)
# It's art, darling.
She's quite famous. Google for Tracy Emin.

[edit]You could always stop with the peroxide?
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Phil Kitten, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 21:50, archived)
# oh thanx 4 that
so basically crazy lady who makes crazy stuff in to art... got ya!
(Wh1teLeopard - New look for max-car.com and a new ant and colesie animation, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 21:52, archived)
# not so much
"makes stuff into art" as calls any old shite art - a slightly (significantly) more ugly Damien Hurst
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 21:53, archived)
# Sorry
about earlier Doc, you must've thought I was a right cunt for not twigging the Mafioso connections...

I feel this big
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Blackwolf is sucking diesel on, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 21:53, archived)
# Cunt?
Not at all. Just lovely and innocent, m'dear.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Phil Kitten, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 21:56, archived)
# Thanks
I must be really naive/innocent if I couldn't work that out...

EDIT : Congrats on your wedding, I can't remember whether I said at the time or not...
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Blackwolf is sucking diesel on, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 21:57, archived)
# no no
you're sweet and lovely. LIVE WITH IT.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Phil Kitten, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 22:00, archived)
# Cheers :D
and see my message above, again...
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Blackwolf is sucking diesel on, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 22:03, archived)
# ooh ta.
Most kind of you!
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Phil Kitten, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 22:06, archived)
# have
a squizz here

art.... fart
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 21:50, archived)
# The National Grid...


had had enough...
(I helped save b3ta! Ijon Tichy, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 21:44, archived)
# Gah - you bastards!
;-)

Right, I'm off - G'night!
(I helped save b3ta! Ijon Tichy, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 22:01, archived)
# afore ye go
can you explain this one to me please? Is it because of all the birds landing on it?
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 22:11, archived)
# In a word,
yes.
(I helped save b3ta! Ijon Tichy, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 8:33, archived)
# I knew it!


Take a look at the early idea. Its better. Really.
(Senselessleon, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 21:44, archived)
# oh my god
that is absolutely woosome! well done! hahaaha!
(I helped save b3ta! stevierar, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 21:45, archived)
# amazing.
(norumbegan, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 21:47, archived)
# Ha ha
Geniwoos!
(I helped save b3ta! Ijon Tichy, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 21:48, archived)
# play
guess the new headline follwing on from "... Geor"
(Senselessleon, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 21:50, archived)
# "..gie Porgie pudding and pie,
kissed the girls and was arrested for sexual harrassment."
(goat thinks you're shit, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 21:52, archived)
# George from Rainbow
is chasing me through the field with a giant strap-on?
(dognutz, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 21:52, archived)
# ge Bush is a Cunt.
Oh wait, they wouldn't publish such a rude word. Would they?
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Phil Kitten, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 21:53, archived)
# wow
.
(I helped save b3ta! Your Mum, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 21:53, archived)
# with his trademark "Boom Boom"
Basil was the 1963 middleweight champion of the world
(I helped save b3ta! robh, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 21:43, archived)
# now that
I like. I'm feeling indiscriminately nasty, so feel lucky.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Phil Kitten, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 21:46, archived)
# my neighbour's dog's called Lucky...
here boy....
(I helped save b3ta! robh, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 21:48, archived)
# yeep!
I do not condone this behaviour!
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Phil Kitten, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 21:49, archived)
# 17 seconds into the third round
and Basil 'boom boom' Brush takes him out with a powerful uppercut which literally shook the ring"
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 21:49, archived)
# Tee hee hee
me likey!
(I helped save b3ta! Ijon Tichy, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 21:49, archived)
# I know it's probably been done before...


Ah well. The aphids are coming.
(Nudger - Back on b3ta having been away since '04!, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 21:42, archived)
# mehehe
hooray!
(I helped save b3ta! stevierar, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 21:43, archived)
# Well
I've been surrounded by idiots all day... how about yooooooo?
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Phil Kitten, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 21:43, archived)
# I'm...
very well thanks :) I'm quite proud of this piccy :)
(Nudger - Back on b3ta having been away since '04!, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 21:44, archived)
# jolly good.
Happiness is nice.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Phil Kitten, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 21:49, archived)
# censorship
*groan*
(I helped save b3ta! Batsgirl, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 21:43, archived)
# that could well be
the worst drawing of a ship I've ever seen. But woo to the punnage!
(I helped save b3ta! barnesy, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 21:44, archived)
# It's not a bad drawing of a ship...
it's modern art!
(Nudger - Back on b3ta having been away since '04!, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 21:44, archived)
# hahahaha
that was much funnier than it had rights to be.
(norumbegan, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 21:48, archived)
# I was drunk once...

And repeatedly told a lady how proud I thought her dog looked.
(schminkypinky, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 21:39, archived)
# it.........it....
IT HAS UDDERS!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(the two lips, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 21:40, archived)
# what the fuck?
that dog has udders!
(I helped save b3ta! Spoon, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 21:41, archived)
# pull
the udder one!
(I helped save b3ta! barnesy, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 21:41, archived)
# mmmmmm
dogmilk.
(I helped save b3ta! davelog, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 21:42, archived)
# Mmmmmnn
Dog's cheese
(||lll||ll||lll|| ||lll||ll||lll||, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 21:45, archived)
# It's a
Cowdog. Like, a female Bulldog. See?
(tomsk, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 21:42, archived)
# Not a dogcow, of course, which is one of these:
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Phil Kitten, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 21:45, archived)
# oh yes
of course. i knew that all along
(I helped save b3ta! Spoon, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 21:46, archived)
# hooray
for udder-dog!
(I helped save b3ta! stevierar, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 21:41, archived)
# hooray
udder-dog rules
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 21:43, archived)
# MILK IT
MILK IT HARD
(||lll||ll||lll|| ||lll||ll||lll||, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 21:42, archived)
# UDDERS!!!!!
Yikes....it's a cow-dog....
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Blackwolf is sucking diesel on, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 21:42, archived)
# milk it
MILK IT HARD

Edit: i sense mindpiss
(I helped save b3ta! Lynxkitten, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 21:42, archived)
# I have flu...
..and winter hasn't even started.



Sold: 2 copies.
(the fritter fat boy, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 21:38, archived)
# my
that's BIG.

[edit]But now it is only small.



And you don't have flu. You have a mild cold. Get out of bed, you self-pitying sort.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Phil Kitten, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 21:41, archived)
# mild cold - maximum mucus
"That self-pity shit is just too hard to resist."
(the fritter fat boy, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 21:45, archived)
# me too
well... it's either a killer cold or mild flu. Either way I feel smeggy.

Nice pic, but you may want to make it a leeeeetle smaller :)
(I helped save b3ta! Batsgirl, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 21:41, archived)
# I keep sneezing too.
Clearly it's a biological attack of some kind.
(goat thinks you're shit, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 21:43, archived)
# I have either a cold or a really bad dusty allergy
so i kinda know how you feel
*hug 4 u*
(Wh1teLeopard - New look for max-car.com and a new ant and colesie animation, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 21:41, archived)
# heh
priminister sounds like a type of shrub
(I helped save b3ta! Spoon, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 21:41, archived)
# subject shmubject
Dammit... just seen the spelling mistake.

Smaller is harder to read. I can make it a link though.
(the fritter fat boy, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 21:43, archived)
# as far as I know...
There are only two requirements

SEE?
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 21:41, archived)
# tumtitum

(I helped save b3ta! amaryllis, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 21:29, archived)
# now THAT is luurvely
triffic
(I helped save b3ta! Lynxkitten, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 21:30, archived)
# ooh!
dots go boing, boing, boing...
(I helped save b3ta! Batsgirl, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 21:30, archived)
# it's very relaxing
I could easily nod off whilst zzzzzzzzzz
(I helped save b3ta! robh, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 21:32, archived)
# I was thinking
the sam.... zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 21:34, archived)
# hypnotic
(I helped save b3ta! kitty meow meow, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 21:33, archived)
# i wanttttt to hypnotise you baby on the telephone
dumdumdummmmmm
(I helped save b3ta! stevierar, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 21:35, archived)
# weeeeee
that's loverly
(I helped save b3ta! stevierar, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 21:35, archived)
# nice
linear bounce action!
(I helped save b3ta! 5olly, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 21:35, archived)
# hmmmm
bouncey.....(gargleing noise)
(wee-bull_is_Brian_Blesseds_Love_Child, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 21:36, archived)
# Must.... look
....away
(Mad Frank, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 21:36, archived)
# I like bouncy balls

they are great
(||lll||ll||lll|| ||lll||ll||lll||, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 21:36, archived)
# yes.
indeed they are.
(I helped save b3ta! Batsgirl, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 21:39, archived)
# I like bouncing
boing boing boing
up and down until I get
a pain in my groin
do it when you're happy
that's when it really counts
I turn into a rubber ball and
bounce bounce bounce...
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Blackwolf is sucking diesel on, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 21:40, archived)
# that makes me think of this (pearoast)


sorry it's rather rude.
(I helped save b3ta! amaryllis, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 21:43, archived)
# hahahahahaha
when I get up in the morning
I bounce around the bed
if my mum comes in to wake me
then I bounce on her instead
I go into the bathroom
and bounce around the bath
you ought to try to shit and bounce
it's really quite hard...

/not the nine o'clock news...
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Blackwolf is sucking diesel on, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 21:46, archived)
# but you only have one
though it does bounce rather high
(I helped save b3ta! Lynxkitten, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 21:40, archived)
# I meant
in a generic sense
(||lll||ll||lll|| ||lll||ll||lll||, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 21:41, archived)
# ah
apologies
\pedant
(I helped save b3ta! Lynxkitten, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 21:51, archived)
# your name is a piano again.
you don't love me anymore. you never did.
(kerouac, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 21:52, archived)
# out of boredom
and lack of hummus. thats why.


Why i'm not in the pub when i've got money i've no idea

edit: can you tell what it is yet? (besides a mess)
clicky
(I helped save b3ta! SarahRatt, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 21:25, archived)
# Wow...
that's the very first time I've got motion sickness from a non-moving picture.

YAY!
(Nudger - Back on b3ta having been away since '04!, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 21:26, archived)
# i like
your name keppy
('Andeh', Wed 3 Sep 2003, 21:28, archived)
# Ah congratulations
it worked, I see. :)
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Phil Kitten, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 21:29, archived)
# That's shit.
(I helped save b3ta! Baz Fuck off, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 21:27, archived)
# cnut...
; )
(I helped save b3ta! 5olly, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 21:28, archived)
# thank you
and now i've found an excuse to leave and head of to the boozer
(I helped save b3ta! SarahRatt, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 21:28, archived)
# so you thought you'd show us?
When someone else might've made something nice that they took time over, which you've consigned to oblivion.

Now I know that it's timeout on threadwastes, but posting shite and cheerfully admitting that it's shite and you don't care... annoys me, somewhat.

It's not what anyone else is here for. It's disrespectful to the community.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Phil Kitten, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 21:28, archived)
# sorry boss
/cunt
(I helped save b3ta! SarahRatt, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 21:29, archived)
# Yeah, that's what I meant.
(I helped save b3ta! Baz Fuck off, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 21:36, archived)
# *shivers*
you know it really scares me when we agree with one another, Baz.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Phil Kitten, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 21:37, archived)
# congrats and all!
i hope it was good!
(I helped save b3ta! 5olly, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 21:38, archived)
# Hey, when I said "agree with one another"
it wasn't some kind of sick euphemism, okay?!

Frankly I'm VERY INSULTED by what you're suggesting!
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Phil Kitten, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 21:39, archived)
# You're my bitch.
And you love it.
(I helped save b3ta! Baz Fuck off, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 21:42, archived)
# 4rthur
(I helped save b3ta! 5olly, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 21:44, archived)
# oh, silly man.
Thank you!
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Phil Kitten, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 21:47, archived)
# If a kid had drawn that....
...it would get whisked off to the psychiatrist faster than you can say psychiatrist.
(I helped save b3ta! Mystery_Bob, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 21:28, archived)
# 3 yrs old and ten times the talent
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 21:31, archived)
# erm
that wouldn't be very fast then..

pah sigh...
pah sigh kee at wrist?
(I helped save b3ta! kitty meow meow, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 21:31, archived)
# Trick Cyclists.
As they refer to themselves (I'm told).
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Phil Kitten, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 21:34, archived)
# what?
like tef?

;)
(I helped save b3ta! kitty meow meow, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 21:35, archived)
# penelope

she could get angy.
(acheta, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 21:25, archived)
# i like
it scares me but i like
woo
(I helped save b3ta! Lynxkitten, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 21:28, archived)
# arghhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
arghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh I say
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 21:29, archived)
# I've finally done it.
(norumbegan, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 21:21, archived)
# you don't stay in much, do you?
(I helped save b3ta! SarahRatt, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 21:22, archived)
# well,
I spent at least four months hanging around with a username before I actually posted anything.
(norumbegan, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 21:24, archived)
# this is good
(I helped save b3ta! 5olly, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 21:34, archived)
[challenge entry] my first post, please dont kill me i know its terrible


bigger it!
(MikeCUK28, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 21:21, archived)
# Hahahahaha
Oh dear...

/definitely not crap by the way
(Icouldsleepforever, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 21:22, archived)
# not terrible!
not terrible at all!

In fact, quite the opposite of terrible.

Wooful indeed.
(norumbegan, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 21:22, archived)
# Welcome
to hell!
Wooness picture!
(I helped save b3ta! Batshitmentalist is sane for once, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 21:22, archived)
# Better than my first post.
A load of crap about the Radio Times.

Woo, good start
(~Sunny~, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 21:22, archived)
# hahaha
:)
(I helped save b3ta! kitty meow meow, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 21:25, archived)
# that made oi titter!
oi loiks titters.
Moi hobby be tittering!
(I helped save b3ta! robh, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 21:29, archived)
# I went to see the Ringu's director's latest movie Dark Water tonight
Bit disappointing, no-where as many scares as the Ring.
(I helped save b3ta! COCKLES, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 21:35, archived)
# Ring of Dark Water?
Satanic otters?
(ne11y, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 21:44, archived)
# For the record...
...i have the japanese version of ring on dvd. I havent even seen the us version. I thought the tag line was horribly tacky hehe
(MikeCUK28, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 21:49, archived)
[challenge entry] Mirror, mirror...

Yes it's my first post...
(ne11y, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 21:20, archived)
# woo!
nice start!
(I helped save b3ta! 5olly, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 21:21, archived)
# those two
look awfully happy to have an evil queen sitting there.
(norumbegan, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 21:26, archived)
# Does anyone remember
an advert with a chap in a chair, and the power of his stereo was blowing hair, chair and his glass over, just wondered ?
i'm looking for the image for a project,
eye thang kew

sorry to threadjack
(stuffy, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 21:20, archived)
# no
(I helped save b3ta! 5olly, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 21:21, archived)
# Was an advert for Maxell tapes, iirc
and it was the geezer out of Bauhaus
(I helped save b3ta! matsimpsk, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 21:21, archived)
# oooohhhh...
...that takes me back!
(I helped save b3ta! Mystery_Bob, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 21:26, archived)
# no.
still no.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Phil Kitten, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 21:26, archived)
# Anyone going to the Brighton Bash this weekend?
Just wondering whether to bother. Difficult to tell now that flibz m3ss3ng3r is gone!
(son of crazymum, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 21:32, archived)
# Has no one told you
of the goodness of 4thur?
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Phil Kitten, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 21:35, archived)
# try the new messenger
4rthur has a pub scheduler now.
(I helped save b3ta! Batsgirl, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 21:36, archived)
# That's no thread-jack
That's a thread-waste ... go read the FAQ monkey boy.
(I helped save b3ta! Hagbard ... it's been a long time., Wed 3 Sep 2003, 21:35, archived)
# His girlfriend
has just been squashed into a little cube

(I helped save b3ta! matsimpsk, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 21:18, archived)
# awww!
poor thing!
(I helped save b3ta! Batsgirl, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 21:19, archived)
# awww
that happened to me once.
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 21:19, archived)
# Eh?
your girlfriend got crushed???
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Blackwolf is sucking diesel on, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 21:21, archived)
# shhhh
he's a friend of the family.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Phil Kitten, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 21:26, archived)
# eh?
wibble?
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Blackwolf is sucking diesel on, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 21:28, archived)
# he's a
friend
of the
family.

THE FAMILY? You know? Cosa Nostra?
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Phil Kitten, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 21:30, archived)
# la famiglia?
wtf?

I am drunk and confuuuuused....

EDIT: am I really stupid? what the hell is cosa nostra???
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Blackwolf is sucking diesel on, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 21:34, archived)
# I made her an offer she couldn't refuse
but she refused anyway....
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 21:35, archived)
# flibbleflibbleflibble
wibblesmegtwatpingfaaarrrt

Nureek hununga rutut squeenoookle....

I'm fine thank you susan...

EDIT: *boo hoo*
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Blackwolf is sucking diesel on, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 21:36, archived)
# squeenookle?
SQUEENOOKLE???
(I helped save b3ta! Batsgirl, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 21:43, archived)
# if doctor phil
perhaps painted the word MAFIA in big pink letters on a cricket bat and repeatedly hit you in the face with it, do you think perhaps you might get what she is hinting at?
(I helped save b3ta! Spoon, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 21:44, archived)
# YEAH!!
That would do it!!!

I had no idea that she was banging on about...
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Blackwolf is sucking diesel on, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 21:48, archived)
# maybe she
didn't want to rob fort knox
(I helped save b3ta! Spoon, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 21:28, archived)
# perhaps
.
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 21:35, archived)
# I am
unhappy now.

*sniff*
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Blackwolf is sucking diesel on, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 21:19, archived)
# awww
that's splendidly done!
(I helped save b3ta! barnesy, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 21:20, archived)
# maybe he can drown his sorrows
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 21:21, archived)
# aww
bless it
(I helped save b3ta! Spoon, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 21:21, archived)
# the registration
looks like Fembot
('Andeh', Wed 3 Sep 2003, 21:22, archived)
# oh dear!
:(
(I helped save b3ta! 100% of Gibbon, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 21:25, archived)
# Introduce
him to Betsie

(Mad Frank, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 21:32, archived)
# *shrugs*
(I helped save b3ta! StickFigureNinja is worried he may be on the list, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 21:12, archived)
# what's your idea for your website?
and woo to the pic
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 21:14, archived)
# Now THAT
is randomness personified.
(~Sunny~, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 21:14, archived)
# i have a friend
whos name is hannah woo.


i want her (sur) name
('Andeh', Wed 3 Sep 2003, 21:15, archived)
# WTFAYBOA
?
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Blackwolf is sucking diesel on, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 21:16, archived)
# i think
that its quite clear
('Andeh', Wed 3 Sep 2003, 21:17, archived)
# maybe
but what has it got to do with the price of fish?
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Blackwolf is sucking diesel on, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 21:19, archived)
# wtfaYboa?
?
('Andeh', Wed 3 Sep 2003, 21:22, archived)
# What the hell
has Hannah got do do with anything on this thread?

:S
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Blackwolf is sucking diesel on, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 21:27, archived)
# spelling....
difficult....
(I helped save b3ta! 5olly, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 21:17, archived)
# eh?
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Blackwolf is sucking diesel on, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 21:19, archived)
# ah!
does the B mean banging?
(I helped save b3ta! 5olly, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 21:22, archived)
# yes
what did YOU think it was?
('Andeh', Wed 3 Sep 2003, 21:27, archived)
# hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Blackwolf is sucking diesel on, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 21:27, archived)
# sorry!
but i'm old and have only been here longer than the so called 733t. who's understanding i know nothing about...

you fuckin' n00b
(I helped save b3ta! 5olly, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 21:32, archived)
# What did the box
do wrong for someone to shoot at it?
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Blackwolf is sucking diesel on, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 21:15, archived)
# may be the box
is super box and he is racing a speeding bullet to prove his heroness
(DeviousMiscreant, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 21:17, archived)
# YAY!
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Blackwolf is sucking diesel on, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 21:20, archived)
# super
matchbox racers
(||lll||ll||lll|| ||lll||ll||lll||, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 21:21, archived)
# woo!
i think....
(I helped save b3ta! 5olly, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 21:15, archived)
# Oh cool!
(I helped save b3ta! Batshitmentalist is sane for once, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 21:16, archived)
[challenge entry] .
(Fox Fanfare, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 21:03, archived)
# HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
I likey!

WOO
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Blackwolf is sucking diesel on, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 21:04, archived)
# nice
:)
(I helped save b3ta! CJ, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 21:05, archived)
# cool pic
nice n' shiny
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 21:05, archived)
# evenin' sirrah


edit: and woo to the pic :)
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 21:09, archived)
# Thank you
all!
(Fox Fanfare, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 21:15, archived)
# Hi Micto
=)
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 21:20, archived)
# class
 
(I helped save b3ta! cheeves, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 21:06, archived)
# goodness me,
I just did a double take.
That is most wooful.
(norumbegan, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 21:18, archived)
# Now THAT is a compo entry!
Well done hairy!

...I mean Fox.
(A Wooden Leg Named Smith, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 22:44, archived)
# Not what I'd hoped
but have it anyway

(Mad Frank, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 21:02, archived)
# Roller
skates? :)

WOO
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Blackwolf is sucking diesel on, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 21:03, archived)
# I like it!
I like all things colourful and fluffy :)
(I helped save b3ta! Batsgirl, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 21:04, archived)
# MUM!
whats the link to the page on which the family pic is on?
('Andeh', Wed 3 Sep 2003, 21:16, archived)
# go to
mysite.freeserve.com/batsgirl

and click on the second page.
(I helped save b3ta! Batsgirl, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 21:20, archived)
# aren't they
the old jellybabies?
(I helped save b3ta! poshpaws, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 21:06, archived)
# yes!
Incredibily hard to find a pic of. I eventually found one on a doctor who bumper sticker!
(Mad Frank, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 21:07, archived)
# I have
loads of stuff with the more up-to-date JB's if you ever need pics of them! (although not the really modern ones with bum bags and trainers adn HAIR *shudders*)
(I helped save b3ta! poshpaws, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 21:09, archived)
# Yes
please, do you have a pic of the actual sweet?
(Mad Frank, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 21:13, archived)
# What program did you
use to make that?
(The Pirate, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 21:18, archived)
# I used
paintshop pro and the animator that came with it.
(Mad Frank, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 21:33, archived)
# Gray Davis is about to pass a law (tomorrow)
that will allow illegal immigrants in California to obtain a drivers license on condition said illegals are willing to provide an ID to the DMV.

Good news/bad news?
(I helped save b3ta! Batshitmentalist is sane for once, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 21:01, archived)
# I dont care
I dont live in the US of A.

hahahahahahahahahahahaha

;)
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Blackwolf is sucking diesel on, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 21:02, archived)
# It's probably fake
They're just going to arrest them when they walk in the door.
(I helped save b3ta! dogsbollocks, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 21:02, archived)
# They can't.
It's a violation of human rights. (100% fact)
(I helped save b3ta! Batshitmentalist is sane for once, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 21:03, archived)
# Er...
camp x-ray?
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Blackwolf is sucking diesel on, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 21:05, archived)
# like
that's going to stop them.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Phil Kitten, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 21:29, archived)
# hello you
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 21:06, archived)
# Clearly a trap for darkies
(It doesn't always sting when you piSSSS., Wed 3 Sep 2003, 21:02, archived)
# Fascist
I was an illegal immigrant for many years here, and I'm whiter than the milky bar kid.

fuck gray davis
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 21:04, archived)
# Agreed, Gray Davis is a cnut,
but if he passes this bill I'll be happy :)
(I helped save b3ta! Batshitmentalist is sane for once, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 21:09, archived)
# so will thousands of migrants
working in menial jobs, for a few dollars a day. I was at the INS office a few weeks back, a lady about 30 something was in hysterics. Her husband had gone there the day before to extend his work visa and never came home. She was begging for them to bring him back so that their family could eat... outside the INS office an hispanic guy was using a leaf blower to clean the gounds...
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 21:13, archived)
# Typical ain't it?
When I was in jail, they hauled off 3 "ethnic" people for INS interviews and didn't ask me a damn thing.
(I helped save b3ta! Batshitmentalist is sane for once, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 21:14, archived)
# indeed
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 21:18, archived)
# That's the attitude.
Truth be known, if California got rid of all of the illegal workers here, this state would stop running.

100% of FACT!
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 21:21, archived)
# Of course it would,
because the migrant workers (whether legal or illegal) are the only ones that are willing to work menial jobs to make the money, which in turn makes the Californians - especially in Orange County - act like a superior species.
(I helped save b3ta! Batshitmentalist is sane for once, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 21:24, archived)
# GIVE THIS GIRL A PRIZE!
That is indeed it. Let us not forget that the Spanish, then Mexico, controlled this state for almost 200 years before it became a part of America.
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 21:26, archived)
# Which is why the government allow so many
illegals into the country from Mexico because they feel bad about quite literally stealing the state from them.
(I helped save b3ta! Batshitmentalist is sane for once, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 21:27, archived)
# I dunno about that
as far as them feeling bad, that is.
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 21:35, archived)
# Don't get me started....
have some fluff
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 21:28, archived)
# I'd rather not
I hear he's a bad lay... don't tell me you're going to vote for Arnie?
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 21:13, archived)
# He'll do a hell of a good job
- and besides, he can't be worse than Gray Davis.....
(I helped save b3ta! Batshitmentalist is sane for once, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 21:15, archived)
# Well.. I've read his fiscal statements
and he HAS made money apart from his failing box office gross and THAT makes me want to vote for him.

But my vote goes for Mr. Bustamonte, because he will help the Middle class. Aren't you tired of getting it from the state because you're not completely poor?
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 21:18, archived)
# It doesn't matter what I want/don't want,
I can't vote cos I'm illegal.

(I helped save b3ta! Batshitmentalist is sane for once, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 21:25, archived)
# Are you still?
I thought you had gone to INS??

No?
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 21:26, archived)
# Takes more
than two weeks.......
(I helped save b3ta! Batshitmentalist is sane for once, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 21:27, archived)
# 7 years
to gain citizenship, then ya can vote.
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 21:33, archived)
# That's gay
Because technically I'm an immigrant too.
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 21:37, archived)
# 7 years as a permanent resident, then you can apply for citizenship which takes approx. 1.5yrs.
But I really want to vote, so I have the ball rolling already.
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 21:42, archived)
# Hehe
his name is like David Gray's, just the other way around :)
(The Cosmic Boy Zombie (Formerly Pirate Cat), Wed 3 Sep 2003, 21:03, archived)
# that's a useful
insight into what had sounded like a complex issue
(I helped save b3ta! Pootle, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 21:11, archived)
# I like chocolate
(I helped save b3ta! Batsgirl, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 21:12, archived)
# ooo
random!
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Blackwolf is sucking diesel on, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 21:17, archived)
# presumably they have to take
a test as well?
(I helped save b3ta! Spoon, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 21:03, archived)
# Well,
yeah, but as it stands right now, they aren't even eligible to take a test.
You have to have legal proof of residence as well as a valid social security number.
(I helped save b3ta! Batshitmentalist is sane for once, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 21:04, archived)
# what's the employment situation out there like?
if it is anything like britain, then the realisation that we have massive and widespread staff shortages is going to soon eclipse the petty racist anti-immigration bollocks
(I helped save b3ta! Spoon, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 21:07, archived)
# Unemployment is currently at
about 3.5%
(I helped save b3ta! Batshitmentalist is sane for once, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 21:08, archived)
# i rest my case
and i don't mean my nut case
(I helped save b3ta! Spoon, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 21:18, archived)
# It's a trap
they sent my mate, Juan Cur, back to Benidorm!
(I helped save b3ta! Dai_Marzipan Ain't no party like an S Club party, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 21:03, archived)
# I didn't think
b3ta was a discussion board?

Or does it become something else at night when the yankess invade ;)
(I helped save b3ta! poshpaws, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 21:04, archived)
# It's not technically a discussion board,
but it affects me.
(I helped save b3ta! Batshitmentalist is sane for once, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 21:07, archived)
# erm, it's time to go home now
.
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 21:08, archived)
# it's a community
we can discuss things from time to time I'm sure.
(I helped save b3ta! Batsgirl, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 21:13, archived)
# It's a messageboard...
...therefore all types of messages are allowed.
(I helped save b3ta! Mystery_Bob, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 21:23, archived)
# I'm not sure,
I'll need to think about it.
But not until I've read the latest installment of my Nigerian scam type thing

***update***David Dickinson now runs a buttons factory
(ccc, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 21:04, archived)
# Fondlyngbois university..
I actually choked!
(I helped save b3ta! Lora, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 21:18, archived)
# ok
I do actually love you.
I'm not sure I've laughed as much since your monkey man escapades.
Except at Ijon's dancing.
(I helped save b3ta! Lora, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 21:20, archived)
# Aw
Bless you, sausage.

Nighty night for now.
(ccc, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 21:26, archived)
# how will they provide id?
(I helped save b3ta! tef, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 21:05, archived)
# They'll literally have to prove they are who they are
whether it's a passport or foreign drivers license.
(I helped save b3ta! Batshitmentalist is sane for once, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 21:06, archived)
# I'd be screwed
not had a passport since I was a little kiddy, and I can't drive...
(I helped save b3ta! Batsgirl, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 21:17, archived)
# i gots to know
whats a 6 4 impala? I know the lyric but never understood it
(I helped save b3ta! Lynxkitten, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 21:11, archived)
# A 1964
Chevy Impala.
Beautiful car.
(I helped save b3ta! Batshitmentalist is sane for once, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 21:12, archived)
# the car of choice for wanna be gangstas
lotsa hydraulics.

"if you see a brother in his ride hitting switches,
then you gotta give a brother his props"

or something
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 21:15, archived)

« Older messages | Newer messages »

XML feeds