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People in lifts

www.elevatormoods.com/

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butchbint, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 13:19, archived)

*prays for upskirt*

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Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 13:19, archived)

No 4, "Dressing Down"

Bouncy Norks!

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Herr Tezcat, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 13:25, archived)

finally, they've catered for my fetish

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Sunshine Elephant, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 13:21, archived)

how far back through the time spazz

are you now?

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Red wine and cheese., Thu 4 Sep 2003, 13:24, archived)

archive 39

only major things, start of compos, furtive, fluffy, and the moment when rob decided that the mods should be able to see an 'f' when threads get fped, to act like a 'gold star' for good work.

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Sunshine Elephant, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 13:25, archived)

They're more of a challenge really.

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supermoore: HUNG, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 13:26, archived)

compo it!

actually the frog was a compo, the prize was to have the winner's shop put on a tshirt.

monkeon pointed out animated holograms would cost a bit.

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Sunshine Elephant, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 13:27, archived)

This is a bit like when b3ta radio's on

and you're not listening to it. You can still get the gist by what people post on the board.

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supermoore: HUNG, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 13:30, archived)

Yes,

and that's just as interesting.

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bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 13:32, archived)

let me get my handbag

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Sunshine Elephant, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 13:40, archived)

oo-er.

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_null_, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 13:27, archived)

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beaubodor blogless, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 13:21, archived)

that's still good

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Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 13:22, archived)

That's far funnier

than anything on that site
[edit] but as with all elevator related gags, it is fundamentally floored...

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christhebarker, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 13:52, archived)

Very odd.

Nice interface.

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supermoore: HUNG, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 13:23, archived)

...

cleek it...

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popt_art, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 13:25, archived)

you borked the link a little

it seems

www.design4online.com/blog/anims/lift.html

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Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 13:26, archived)

thanks

i fuctup :)

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popt_art, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 13:29, archived)

lovely

if only that were true

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butchbint, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 13:29, archived)

very nice :)

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magoo, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 13:32, archived)

Woah

bizzare...but cool!

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Generationgav, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 13:27, archived)

a find!

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magoo, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 13:27, archived)

what on earth

were you searching for when you found that?

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atomboy, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 13:40, archived)

wasn't searching

was linked to from another page.

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butchbint, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 13:52, archived)

aaah

i seeeee

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atomboy, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 13:54, archived)

in the cinema

a bloke with a big head sat in front of me, as you can see i didnt argue.

Wow! 1st FP, thanks all!

(m4tt, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 13:14, archived)

ARGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!11

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Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 13:16, archived)

how did that 11

sneak in?

(m4tt, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 13:18, archived)

i put it there!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11

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Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 13:18, archived)

why are you sore?

*knows he's going to reget asking*

(Fellmeister, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 13:23, archived)

peircing 6 is pulling a little

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Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 13:24, archived)

heh

trying to get out no doubt ;)

(m4tt, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 13:28, archived)

hehe

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Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 13:28, archived)

Kick it's face off.

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supermoore: HUNG, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 13:17, archived)

Mr Potato Man couldn't believe he won

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Sunshine Elephant, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 13:18, archived)

and then he started singing along

"The hills are alive ..."

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magoo, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 13:19, archived)

reposty

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ablufia v0.43 - have your face drawn, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 13:57, archived)

Clicky for better quality .mov version (about 1.5mb).

(Maels, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 13:12, archived)

Won

der
ful

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supermoore: HUNG, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 13:13, archived)

Eye wood

(Monk3yspunkmop3d throws grenades, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 13:13, archived)

wood ewe?

me two

(Little Dolphin whips his tail, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 13:15, archived)

hahaha

woo

(stop looking at my goats you bag of spunk, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 13:16, archived)

class in a glass

Woo Yay!

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Herr Tezcat, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 13:18, archived)

Hee hee

That's brilliant - woo!

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Ijon Tichy, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 13:18, archived)

lovely

how long did that take ?

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beaubodor blogless, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 13:23, archived)

i'm just a poor boy,

aproximately 0.00000000 people love me

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SarahRatt, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 13:25, archived)

anyone want tickets ?

Department Shake Up and Regime Change are supporting

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beaubodor blogless, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 13:11, archived)

hehe

i likey.....lots.

(m4tt, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 13:12, archived)

ho ho!

nice and woosome

(wetflame, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 13:12, archived)

hahaha

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Sunshine Elephant, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 13:12, archived)

Another good 'un

keep it up.

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supermoore: HUNG, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 13:13, archived)

lol

like it he he

(mmmmmmm k!, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 13:13, archived)

HAHAHA!

that is superbly done

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anno domini hiatus, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 13:14, archived)

im back monkey orange blair

(mmmmmmm k!, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 13:11, archived)

TONY RAISIN BLAIR!

PASANGA!

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Reverend Dan, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 13:12, archived)

White man come, bring tennis shoes.

PASANGA! PASANGA!

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bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 13:14, archived)

That's really shit

but I'm laughing.

When do you go back to school then?

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wayward., Thu 4 Sep 2003, 13:13, archived)

hopefully

this one will go back on monday, and normality can resume

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Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 13:15, archived)

well they say that

shit imititation is the greatest form of flattery!
im flattered, mostly because he didn't even bother to get rid if the fucking great watermark for my site!
wyh!

(son of crazymum, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 13:33, archived)

arf

woo

(stop looking at my goats you bag of spunk, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 13:17, archived)

of questionable quality....

(Little Dolphin whips his tail, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 13:08, archived)

punsville,

Arizona

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beaubodor blogless, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 13:10, archived)

is that from the viz book of crap jokes?

(gameover, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 13:15, archived)

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anno domini hiatus, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 13:12, archived)

n
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Red wine and cheese., Thu 4 Sep 2003, 13:17, archived)

why'd she do it?

- just cos.

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baby wet ones, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 13:30, archived)

Repost - Seemed appropriate today......

edited.....

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MadMike, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 13:07, archived)

You seem to have some optimisation issues with that one

the background's shifting quite a lot.

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supermoore: HUNG, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 13:08, archived)

it's flies buzzing around Xena's smelly

horse

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Pootle, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 13:09, archived)

ooh

a man of science

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Fat Boab of dailyreckless.com fame, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 13:10, archived)

Wait wait wait...

There's a background? I was too busy staring at two sets of boobs!

(Kimbo, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 13:10, archived)

one and a half sets

technically

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Reverend Dan, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 13:12, archived)

That's about right for Amazonians

/history buff

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Matazone has new icons, but is keeping this one, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 13:24, archived)

is it xena lesbian day again?

blimey a year already

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Sunshine Elephant, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 13:09, archived)

Ah, good old SFW lesbian hour.

Those were the days.

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supermoore: HUNG, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 13:11, archived)

How did you get so much movement

in only 189k?

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butchbint, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 13:10, archived)

Looks like it's only

5 or 6 frames

(Kimbo, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 13:11, archived)

does bovine need

to get his list out again?

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butchbint, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 13:17, archived)

is he hungry?

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Sunshine Elephant, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 13:23, archived)

You really

are asking for a smack in the chops.

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bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 13:25, archived)

mmmm

pork chops

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Sunshine Elephant, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 13:26, archived)

Twat

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bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 13:28, archived)

I think I smell the odor of

sarcasm.... hmmmmm.

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MadMike, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 13:20, archived)

i now

have Tickle-me-Elmo laughter echoing round my brain

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Lynxkitten, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 13:21, archived)

right

its time to post this again!

any more people up for it??

Details now in my profile too!

sorry.. just want people to come

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Darkedge, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 13:03, archived)

might be : )

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popt_art, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 13:04, archived)

oh much woo

my dear!!!

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Darkedge, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 13:04, archived)

I wanted to come to that

but I'm in Huddersfield seeing the m3tatw33n. I'll see some of you in London on Sunday though.

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supermoore: HUNG, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 13:05, archived)

Bad luck.

Huddersfield is minging NOT blinging.

(Dawn Syndrome, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 13:06, archived)

that is the other option...

is it on on saturday?

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popt_art, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 13:07, archived)

Yup

fnord's coming up to Manc tomorrow, where we shall enjoy a few light ales, before meeting up with rogan and phil etc in a pub near Huds train station around midday on Saturday. Then off down to London for Gibbonly birthday goodness on sunday.

Hectic weekend really :/

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supermoore: HUNG, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 13:09, archived)

hmmmmmmm

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popt_art, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 13:12, archived)

Sunday is the gibbons birthday

in Camden I believe

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Pootle, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 13:10, archived)

bloody hell!

it's all going off!

actually - we have child free time on saturday, not sunday... but i don't know if we have enough time to get to yarrrrrrrkshire and back, or not.

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popt_art, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 13:11, archived)

Go to Brighton,

they have the sea there.

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bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 13:12, archived)

i've been to brighton though

tis lovely...
but seeing the tw33n.. all big : )
with non b3tans watching it.. (read ignoring it)... with big music..

how far away is huddersfield from london?

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popt_art, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 13:18, archived)

Um...

far away?

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bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 13:19, archived)

About the same as London-Manchester

3 hours on the train in other words, slightly less if you're lucky.

If you need somewhere to stay, there are places with b3tans available in Leeds, Sheffield, and Manc, all of which are about 30 minutes from hudds.

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supermoore: HUNG, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 13:20, archived)

hehe

I was thinking that - there'll be a bunch of b3tans enjoying it, and everyone else will probably get confused instantly and give up!

Don't know much about distances, but I remember Spacefish was asking if anyone was driving up.

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barnesy, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 13:21, archived)

come to Brighton then

it will be lovely
(well it was last time, as far as I can remember)

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Pootle, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 13:13, archived)

except for that

minger you pulled

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butchbint, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 13:14, archived)

there's no need to take the piss

I live with that shame enough as it is ;)

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Pootle, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 13:16, archived)

I don't know that I could

she was a dog.

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butchbint, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 13:22, archived)

It was great last time.

I woke up on bank holiday monday, without the coat and shirt I'd been wearing on the Saturday, in the back garden of a girl I'd never met before.

Wonderful.

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supermoore: HUNG, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 13:16, archived)

cool

i hope that happens to me!

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popt_art, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 13:17, archived)

ok i'm selfish

do brighton then.. =o)

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Darkedge, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 13:13, archived)

Yes

Brighton!

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butchbint, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 13:14, archived)

at the end of the day

i'd almost lay odds on us just staying in bed, seeing as we have the opportunity :)

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popt_art, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 13:16, archived)

bah

bloomin grown ups

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Pootle, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 13:19, archived)

i would say that to Hugos face : )

(edit) oooops i meant "wouldn't"...

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popt_art, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 13:20, archived)

You

sounded very much like a Jewish Mama saying it before

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butchbint, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 13:37, archived)

Hmm.

Exactly how gay do you have to be to be allowed into Brighton?

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Baz Fuck off, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 13:05, archived)

you'll get in

fine

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Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 13:05, archived)

arf!

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barnesy, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 13:06, archived)

You'll have to zhuzh your hair up a bit.

It's SO lank and SO dull.

(Dawn Syndrome, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 13:07, archived)

Would you

consider having sex with me?

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bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 13:06, archived)

Nobody's THAT gay!!

Except Mr Humphries.

(Dawn Syndrome, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 13:06, archived)

there's gay

and theres brain damage ;-P

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Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 13:06, archived)

That very thought has kept me awake at nights.

Tossing and turning.

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Baz Fuck off, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 13:08, archived)

Not tossing and rocking?

And, of course, crying.

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supermoore: HUNG, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 13:10, archived)

People will come,

if I were coming, of course, even more people would come.
Oh, and whats all this Mrs Vulga was telling me about something involving sausages that I would like?

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bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 13:05, archived)

Sausage pie?

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Baz Fuck off, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 13:09, archived)

Now that,

is a mad and crazy dream...sausage pie.
MMmmmmMMmm

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bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 13:10, archived)

err well

involves your sausages animation - and I can't really say anymore for another 30 odd days :)

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Darkedge, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 13:12, archived)

Well now,

that's peaked my curiwotsitty. you have to tell me now.
YOu have to.
Arthur me.

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bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 13:13, archived)

BAH!

I hate not knowing stuff.

*grumps*

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bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 13:26, archived)

i've arthured you...

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Darkedge, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 13:32, archived)

I love you.

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bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 13:42, archived)

If you're going to post something twice

then add something new to the picture.

Pah. Bloody newbies. :)

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Matazone has new icons, but is keeping this one, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 13:06, archived)

It'll be very messy if lots of people come

Should I bring a mop?

What details in your profile?

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butchbint, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 13:07, archived)

Sorry

but I'm definitely not coming now...
:(

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Ijon Tichy, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 13:08, archived)

Oh you

big gay spacker.. nevermind mate - see you at the halloween bash?

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Darkedge, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 13:20, archived)

Most definitely sir.

Have a good one without me.

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Ijon Tichy, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 13:22, archived)

I plan to be along

Is grand central the new name for finnegans wake?

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sp3ktor - no,.. I don't know either, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 13:10, archived)

yup

it's much nicer

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butchbint, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 13:12, archived)

Wouldn't have to

try too hard ;)

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sp3ktor - no,.. I don't know either, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 13:13, archived)

i would, but

1) i'm too new i wouldn't fit in
2) i'm too far away
E) i'm working
4) i'm skint

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SarahRatt, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 13:11, archived)

Number 1 isn't a reason

and I reckon your other excuses are merely covering up for your lack of confidence.
Turn up - they're a fun lot down there.

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Ijon Tichy, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 13:15, archived)

no really. brighton is too far.

ok i'm one of the 1% of the population who isn't exactly sure where brighton is, but i'm guessing the south coast, and i'm from south manchester. its too far. I get a shit wage from being a microwave chef in a pub (hence me going back to college in 2 weeks), and other than that i'm too lazy
/rant

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SarahRatt, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 13:32, archived)

Dyslexic Customs officers

confronted the rug snuggler.

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MissPrism, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 13:03, archived)

pffft!

silly - I likey.

(Little Dolphin whips his tail, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 13:03, archived)

hehehe, me likey

that's too cute

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Red wine and cheese., Thu 4 Sep 2003, 13:05, archived)

hehe

and woo for nice guns!

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Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 13:05, archived)

A bit pants..

and quick

p.s. Don't think Leo got as far as trains.

(Fo_NuN, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 13:00, archived)

I'm nicking that

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Fat Boab of dailyreckless.com fame, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 13:06, archived)

Hee hee

Tis good enough for me - woo!

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Ijon Tichy, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 13:07, archived)

Also Mona Lisa

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Matazone has new icons, but is keeping this one, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 12:59, archived)

Shake it!

Shake it HARD!

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Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 13:00, archived)

I like that,

its very clever - the bloke works out perfectly...

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djdirect, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 13:00, archived)

I'd never realised

just how pointy and sticking out his left ear is until I tried to rotate it in 3D. I ended up drawing the rotated version by hand!

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Matazone has new icons, but is keeping this one, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 13:04, archived)

those

are cool - i was considering doing some at the weekend...

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ablufia v0.43 - have your face drawn, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 13:01, archived)

stereotriffic!

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magoo, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 13:01, archived)

oooh

3d!

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Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 13:01, archived)

brilliant stuff.

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Sunshine Elephant, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 13:02, archived)

the mona lisa works better,

I take it your doing the 3d wibbly gifs?

(NO_I'M_BRIAN_BLESSED, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 13:02, archived)

I don't understand the question.

And yes, the Mona Lisa one does work better but I can't be arsed to spend even longer on this miserable pair.

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Matazone has new icons, but is keeping this one, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 13:05, archived)

mona lisa's

nose is particularly good.
woo to you

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atomboy, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 13:33, archived)

Woo

3Derrific!

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Ijon Tichy, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 13:03, archived)

Excellent!

Now make another one the same, but one frame out of step. Then view it like a magic eye for uber-3Dness.

Or not.

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Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 13:06, archived)

Like this?

Go crosseyed:

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Matazone has new icons, but is keeping this one, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 13:18, archived)

ooooooh

functional.

very nice

(yakmonkey, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 13:25, archived)

Yep,

you get 3D noses 'n' everything.

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Matazone has new icons, but is keeping this one, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 13:27, archived)

these are great

though I'd hate to imagine how long they took!

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anno domini hiatus, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 13:11, archived)

About

and hour and a half for this one.

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Matazone has new icons, but is keeping this one, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 13:19, archived)

Since today appears to be Tony day ...

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anno domini hiatus, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 12:55, archived)

hahahahahahahaha!

Wonderfully barmy.

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supermoore: HUNG, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 12:56, archived)

Thats

really made me laugh.

Here, have the rest of the day off

(el_pollo_diablo, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 12:57, archived)

Haha,

there is alot of good hummus about today... must be that thursday-feeling.

Anyone like my profile? It's a little bland, but I like it.

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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 12:57, archived)

not really

it's shit

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Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 12:59, archived)

nice and colourful.

don't be a meanie weenie yellow poking fun martini.

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Sunshine Elephant, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 13:00, archived)

Been a good day so far.

Some great pictures, some interesting political debate, the odd entertaining threadwaste, and no trolls that I can think of. Just the right pace to the board as well, and oh look, the sun's out!

:)

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supermoore: HUNG, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 13:02, archived)

I'll agree

with you there mate.

I'd completely forgotten that the daytime board could go slower than about half an hour per complete change.

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Ijon Tichy, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 13:04, archived)

And all the kiddies

are hopefully learning how to be slightly less annoying. That's what I pay my taxes for.

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supermoore: HUNG, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 13:05, archived)

nah

they're back at school now...

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Reverend Dan, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 13:08, archived)

lunch time!

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Sunshine Elephant, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 13:05, archived)

Sod lunch

I'm going to work through so I can fuck off to the pub at 3:30.

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supermoore: HUNG, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 13:06, archived)

now you've done it

that's like saying "looks like this Friday could be OK"...

Actually isn't today the day that all schools have finally gone back? That's what someone said yesterday at the pub

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butchbint, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 13:06, archived)

Yup

sweet bliss.

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supermoore: HUNG, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 13:06, archived)

My mate is going back to collage,

he'll be the only one in his class who can goto the pub.

Ohh', how I take plesure in ripping it out of him.

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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 13:09, archived)

too many jokes

fighting to get out

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Reverend Dan, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 13:11, archived)

back to collage?

He's been doing papier maché for a while now and fancies a change

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butchbint, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 13:15, archived)

Summer holidays are over

I think that makes all the difference.

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wayward., Thu 4 Sep 2003, 13:07, archived)

that's rather weirdly great!

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Sunshine Elephant, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 12:58, archived)

ha ha! that is fucking marvellous!

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mrRush, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 12:58, archived)

that's pretty good too!

and apt!

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popt_art, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 13:02, archived)

and so is that

(Monk3yspunkmop3d throws grenades, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 13:03, archived)

I love that!

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Danblez, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 12:58, archived)

brilliant !

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ablufia v0.43 - have your face drawn, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 12:58, archived)

Splendid work.

Splendid.

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bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 12:59, archived)

wyh

(LazyBastard, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 13:00, archived)

Thats far too good!

(

Danblez, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 13:03, archived)

woo!

if the mickey hands moved that would be superer!!

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popt_art, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 13:03, archived)

There's always one isn't there?

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Matazone has new icons, but is keeping this one, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 13:22, archived)

splendid

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magoo, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 13:13, archived)

what a gurn!

(m4tt, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 13:01, archived)

Ha ha

Excellent. At the end he looks like John Prescott.

Bonus.

(Jim Pooley, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 13:01, archived)

Warren Clarke Kent

poo i know

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Sixola, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 12:55, archived)

oooh

sloppy seconds

(Mattyboy, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 12:56, archived)

I'm on sloppy fifths now.

My tumpsy might snap under this onslaught!

Gotta go and pleasure Sue Pollard and her gay husband.

(Dawn Syndrome, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 12:59, archived)

Erm...

I like to cancel my 4 o'clock appointment please, I would imagine it would be like stirring a cauldron of porridge...

*goes off to vomit*

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bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 13:02, archived)

Stop muscling in on my tumpsy!

(Dawn Syndrome, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 13:03, archived)

Oh yes,

I bet you have a very muscley tumpsy.

(

bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 13:09, archived)

I wouldn't usually

waste time on a pair of cnuts like these but I liked the idea

(gee, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 12:53, archived)

i think we

ALL like that idea

TOOT! TOOT!

(

Reverend Dan, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 12:54, archived)

i don't like anything

that results in J.Lo's ugly face appearing on my screen.

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Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 12:57, archived)

Oh come one

she's fucking hot and you'd have sex with her

(Mattyboy, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 12:58, archived)

I would rather

eat a tramps 3 week old vomit, than touch that...thing.

(

Dr. Blackwolf is sucking diesel on, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 12:59, archived)

only

if she didn't sing.
and ben was licking my nuts...oh arse, did i say that out loud

(

ablufia v0.43 - have your face drawn, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 12:59, archived)

she's a paper bagger

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Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 13:00, archived)

wouldn't.

Seriously, there's something about her I find intensely annoying.

(

Matazone has new icons, but is keeping this one, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 13:01, archived)

same here

(

Pootle, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 13:06, archived)

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magoo, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 13:10, archived)

Should be labeled NSFW

(

SarahRatt, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 13:06, archived)

Don't mess with

my TOOT TOOT

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butchbint, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 12:58, archived)

what are cnuts?

are they like wnakers?

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SarahRatt, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 13:00, archived)

just like them

only ruder

(gee, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 13:02, archived)

eys adn on

(

magoo, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 13:05, archived)

Own up how many stopped the browser

to see what she would look like with bigger norks?

(

Danblez, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 13:06, archived)

I made myself some desktop wallpaper.

wallpaper

You might like it too.

(

itwontbeeasy, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 12:52, archived)

I like

the dogphin

(Indole Ring, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 12:53, archived)

Why thank you

I've migrated from PSP to Potatoshop and that was my first "lets see what this new fangled gadget can do" pic. Lots of messing about with colour matching, layer masks etc. Natty bit of software. Glad I've changed over.

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itwontbeeasy, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 13:05, archived)

i want some deskbottom wallpaper

the top of desks have so much wallpaper available, but what about the underside?!

(

Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 12:53, archived)

used to 'upside down world' peoples desks - removing the contents of the top and superglueing them to the underneath

(

ablufia v0.43 - have your face drawn, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 12:55, archived)

you should have just

glued the desk to the ceiling!

(

Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 12:55, archived)

hey

now there's a thought - upside down office...

(

ablufia v0.43 - have your face drawn, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 12:57, archived)

the first furtive post,

had the words furtive in it. aw.

(

Sunshine Elephant, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 12:53, archived)

Hence the name?

(

supermoore: HUNG, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 12:54, archived)

yeh,

though fluffy didn't.

(

Sunshine Elephant, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 12:57, archived)

That name

is fairly self-explanatory though isn't it?

(

supermoore: HUNG, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 13:00, archived)

yeh,

though the fear and such others aren't.

(

Sunshine Elephant, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 13:01, archived)

The fear story's pretty well documented

gets trotted out about once a fortnight.

Domo, Svenno, Smug Man, Mr Pedantic, The Quo, Is that real?, etc kind of name themselves.

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supermoore: HUNG, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 13:04, archived)

ooh...

lovely. Is it Paul Merton's dolphog?

Have you sent it to Mister Alfie? (b3tanbackgrounds)

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butchbint, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 12:54, archived)

That is now my wallpaper,

because I love that soo much.

(

G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 12:54, archived)

Woooo

set as wallpapaer*

Thank you

minor TJ

Ahahahahahaha hahah haha ha hahahahaha haha aaaah

(Clockwork, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 12:55, archived)

hahaha

funny little man that he is !

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ablufia v0.43 - have your face drawn, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 12:56, archived)

oooh luvly I was just looking for one too!

(

Danblez, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 13:01, archived)

Bad Kitty! No climbing on the planet

Inspired by this post

(

DonnChadh, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 12:49, archived)

now that

i like

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Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 12:50, archived)

why is everybody shouting?

(Mattyboy, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 12:51, archived)

are we?

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Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 12:52, archived)

sssshhhhhhhhh

ouch

(Mattyboy, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 12:52, archived)

WHAT?

(

Red wine and cheese., Thu 4 Sep 2003, 12:52, archived)

It's because everyone is further away than they used to be.

(Dawn Syndrome, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 12:52, archived)

Curse that

expanding universe!

(Indole Ring, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 12:53, archived)

ooohhhh

thats pretty -

bad kitty *smack*

(

djdirect, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 12:51, archived)

WOO

look at the size of that pussy
etc

(

ablufia v0.43 - have your face drawn, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 12:51, archived)

poor old morocco eh?

eh?

(el_pollo_diablo, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 12:52, archived)

aww bless

he looks scared

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Lynxkitten, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 12:52, archived)

hi all

How do you doo

(mmmmmmm k!, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 12:46, archived)

I spy with my little eye

something begining with R

(

Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 12:47, archived)

Rhode island?

(

Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 12:48, archived)

repost

www.b3ta.com/board/1906670

(

Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 12:49, archived)

Rabbit?

Rockmelon?

(Indole Ring, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 12:49, archived)

Rucus?

(

100% of Gibbon, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 12:49, archived)

is that what scooby doo

gets when he has a cold?

(

Reverend Dan, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 12:50, archived)

hehehe

yep. that's it.

(

100% of Gibbon, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 12:52, archived)

hahaha

i hope so :)

(

ablufia v0.43 - have your face drawn, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 12:52, archived)

so why is the filename

tony-lemon-blair?

(

Reverend Dan, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 12:48, archived)

because

he posted it as tony lemon blair last night?

(

Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 12:51, archived)

cool

one man bandwagon.

can we have tony apple blair next?

(

Reverend Dan, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 12:52, archived)

Tony

Lime Blair!

(Indole Ring, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 12:54, archived)

ooh! ooh! i've got one!

tony TOMATO blair!

(

Reverend Dan, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 12:58, archived)

Nectarrine!

(

Ijon Tichy, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 12:59, archived)

you can

but it'll be exactly the same

(

Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 12:56, archived)

Repost from last night

because I got FP'ed and then went and accidentally deleted the thread, without realising I was FP!?!
Original post here

[edit] WOOT WOOT! thanks again whichever mysterious mod and their bagpuss mice did the magic thingy!

mod edit: pity taken, don't delete this one, okay?

(son of crazymum, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 12:45, archived)

Pssst

the magic donkey doesn't FP, he does the newsletter

PS WOO!!!

(

Dr. Blackwolf is sucking diesel on, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 12:46, archived)

He does everything

He runs the internet.

(Moo Lefty Drinking From His Own Udders since, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 12:47, archived)

What the fuck is the "internet"?

(

supermoore: HUNG, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 12:48, archived)

think he meant 'tinternet'

(

ablufia v0.43 - have your face drawn, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 12:49, archived)

is that like

the interweb?

(

100% of Gibbon, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 12:50, archived)

exactly

only slower

(

ablufia v0.43 - have your face drawn, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 12:53, archived)

you know, chat rooms

with computers and stuff

(wetflame, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 12:50, archived)

Only with the help of the mice.

They were recruited when they left bagpuss.

(WouldSwapABearForATiger, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 12:48, archived)

we will fix it

we will fix it

(Clockwork, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 12:59, archived)

I love that bra!

It looks like an F or G-cup at least.

(Dawn Syndrome, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 12:46, archived)

what size

do you take, dawn?

(wetflame, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 12:47, archived)

Well, if my polystyrene ovaries are playing up I'm a 24 FF.

But if I'm OK, I can squeeze into a 26AA.

(Dawn Syndrome, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 12:50, archived)

ever thought

about surgery to "enhance your assets"?

(wetflame, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 12:51, archived)

I regard surgery as a violation of the spirit.

And I would NEVER be caught wearing one of those frumpy gowns.

(Dawn Syndrome, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 12:53, archived)

well i know a friend

who can sell you some massage gel, guaranteed to increase your breast size by two cup sizes. you don't have to wear a gown or anything.

(wetflame, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 12:54, archived)

Look Buster!

I sell all sorts of lethal voodoo crap in my salon, from shit pills to mucous drops. Don't pull that crap on me.

(Dawn Syndrome, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 12:57, archived)

how about

just the massage then? i can handle it.

(wetflame, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 12:58, archived)

Show me the money!

Show me the money!

Debt collectors at my door
What do you do for me?
You got a have a J.O.B.
If you want to be with me
There ain't nothing going on but the rent!

(Dawn Syndrome, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 13:01, archived)

well,

i've got twenty quid, is that ok?

(wetflame, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 13:06, archived)

Fine.

Brush your teeth.

(Dawn Syndrome, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 13:08, archived)

And are you offering to massage it in??

:D

(

Dr. Blackwolf is sucking diesel on, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 12:58, archived)

well

it'd be the gentlemanly thing to do, wouldn't it?

(wetflame, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 12:59, archived)

hello dawn

long time no speak

(

Reverend Dan, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 12:51, archived)

Evening Vicar.

My business is totally mintcondition now, since I started selling my body to people in the street.

I have to have about five "Filth Sessions" a day to pay for the new computer in the salon, which permits people to see what they would look like with all types of weaves.

(Dawn Syndrome, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 12:55, archived)

fantastic

glad to hear it.

(

Reverend Dan, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 12:59, archived)

How does God sit with my life choices?

(Dawn Syndrome, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 13:02, archived)

he told me to tell you

that bad hair was one of the sins that nearly made it in to the bible, so any method you use of improving people's styles is ok by him.

(

Reverend Dan, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 13:03, archived)

I knew it!

I am doing good works for God!

Bloody Su Pollard's gay husband wants me to rim him again! He's repulsive. BUT RICH!!

(Dawn Syndrome, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 13:05, archived)

a likely story.

nice try though. ;p

oh, and woo pic!

(

mrRush, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 12:46, archived)

Koit isn't a magic donkey.

Although he does have a magical ass.

(

Baz Fuck off, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 12:46, archived)

Yes

So I've heard

*parp*

(

Bud Muhnquai Update your profile or fuck off, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 12:47, archived)

now

hang on, i was told in the frankest possible manner that magic donkey knows nothing about the board was so ever

(

aubergene, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 12:47, archived)

I still think

That's a great story, and good luck to yer

(

Whillow, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 12:48, archived)

what a sad tale.

(

Sunshine Elephant, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 12:49, archived)

i have no idea who it was last night that FP'd me

but it was the shortest time ever for any picture to be on the FP *FACT!*

(son of crazymum, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 12:53, archived)

i had one on for shorter

(

Sunshine Elephant, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 12:54, archived)

really?

how come?

(son of crazymum, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 12:58, archived)

it got fped by xeron.

because i paintmashed a spike milligan poem, but he thought i did the poem too, so fped it mainly for that.
i should have credited it really straight away but forgot.

(

Sunshine Elephant, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 13:04, archived)

oh i see

at the time it was a terrible thing, but now its a boast ;)

(

Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 12:59, archived)

hahaha

at the time i sulked like a girl.

though i apologise for any inconveniance.

(

Sunshine Elephant, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 13:03, archived)

hehehe !

yay !

(

Tedmus, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 14:54, archived)

Here's an exclusive preview of Internet Explorer 7.0

(

monkeon schmonkeon, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 12:44, archived)

can't wait!

top shopping!

(

Sunshine Elephant, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 12:44, archived)

Handily skinable eh?

My brain hurts just looking at it.

(

supermoore: HUNG, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 12:44, archived)

hahaha

LOL !

(

ablufia v0.43 - have your face drawn, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 12:44, archived)

Hahahahahaha!

I bet it does look like that, too.

And it still won't handle CSS or Favicons properly.

/mutter

(Indole Ring, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 12:45, archived)

is a favicon

like a dinobot?

(el_pollo_diablo, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 12:46, archived)

only on

thursdays.

(

Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 12:47, archived)

whatever

it is ie7 will still fuck it up - and then crash.

(

ablufia v0.43 - have your face drawn, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 12:48, archived)

hehe

woo

(

Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 12:45, archived)

haha

(

corington, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 12:45, archived)

I'll

stick with mozilla, thanks

(

VampireMonkeyOnSpeed a super sexy sexual sex terrorist sex, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 12:46, archived)

hooray!

Its certainly in line with Microsofts program improvement scheme:

1) Take existing version of Microsof product X
2) Add pointless eyecandy. By the bucket load.
3) Add spyware
4) Profit!

(

Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 12:47, archived)

more like

1) Take existing version of Microsof product X
2) Add pointless eyecandy and add in a few of the latest successful innovations developed by rivals. Include own pointless proprietry file format for NO REASON AT ALL
3) Add security problems
4) Die!

(el_pollo_diablo, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 12:51, archived)

You were told

Those screenshots are secret. You're fired.

(

Mr. Bell Division, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 12:47, archived)

yay

it fits my round monitor.

(

Wurst Puns Inc. Back in the future., Thu 4 Sep 2003, 12:48, archived)

only 237 front pages?

piffle

(

butchbint, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 12:50, archived)

Do you know what kind of degrading acts he had to perform to get those?

(

Baz Fuck off, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 12:51, archived)

I bought the video

(

butchbint, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 12:52, archived)

because someone had to,,,

apologies. you can consider the tone suitably lowered

(millhouse, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 12:53, archived)

Ben Turpin the dandy highwayman...

...was always such a happy chap

(Jim Pooley, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 12:41, archived)

looks to me like..

to me... to you...

(

SarahRatt, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 12:43, archived)

Scatman John.

rrrreeee bup bop bada bop

(

Dr. Blackwolf is sucking diesel on, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 12:47, archived)

Jack of a thread

(though first I'll praise thy pictutre, to appease the vengeful gods)
Anyway, Hi, I'm back after a two months absence. How are things going? What happened to m3ssang3r? Anyone died?

(Al__S is constantly suprised, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 12:46, archived)

hoorah for Ben Turpin!

and dandy highywaymen

(

Fat Boab of dailyreckless.com fame, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 12:53, archived)

I hate that cunt

more than I hate Neil Buchanan

(Mattyboy, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 12:57, archived)

Thats no way to talk about

Fat Boab

(Jim Pooley, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 12:59, archived)

Is Fat Boab

Neil Buchanan?

(Mattyboy, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 13:02, archived)

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