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# these crabs are driving me nuts

inspired by Thor_sonofodin posts here
(I helped save b3ta! pippy is a truck, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 0:18, archived)
# HAHAHA...
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Kaiser, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 0:19, archived)
# is that an animal in an unlikely mode of transport?
(I helped save b3ta! PMGT -Bacon., Fri 5 Sep 2003, 0:20, archived)
# indeed,
how does he reach the pedals .. ?

(I helped save b3ta! spiny - things are looking up, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 0:22, archived)
# su
perb
(The Scone from U.N.C.L.E., Fri 5 Sep 2003, 0:20, archived)
# stop the quality!!
must go to bed (soonish)
woo!
(I helped save b3ta! lemonhead, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 0:20, archived)
# aceness!
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 0:20, archived)
# Haha!
you genius!
(I helped save b3ta! Quelabra Don't Knock New York, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 0:20, archived)
# Arf to both!
Great driving action :D
(I helped save b3ta! Whillow, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 0:21, archived)
# thats a wicked cool ride
and terrific anim. w/y/badger!!
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 0:22, archived)
# Wheeeee
Look at him go!
(I helped save b3ta! Threepwood is heading back to a town called b3ta, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 0:23, archived)
# fer
keen
ayse.
(I helped save b3ta! mrRush, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 0:23, archived)
# Ow!
woo!
(I helped save b3ta! matsimpsk, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 0:24, archived)
# Waheey!
A lovely anim combined with awful punnage, woo!
(I helped save b3ta! BrassMonkey PRUNES ARE PLUMS! WAKE UP SHEEPLE!, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 0:24, archived)
# Detachable facias are good, but it's hard to choose which is best
Domokun is the hand of god. The Domo must smite the kitten.ph33r Domokun! He is the retarded brown Sponge Bob of Japan!

(I helped save b3ta! Quelabra Don't Knock New York, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 0:15, archived)
# that
great
(I helped save b3ta! Spoon, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 0:16, archived)
# spitzenklasse!
w/y/h
(I helped save b3ta! Kaiser, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 0:16, archived)
# robodomo!
marvellous

the alt texts you produce are always good too :)
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 0:16, archived)
# Top draw!
HONK!
(I helped save b3ta! BrassMonkey PRUNES ARE PLUMS! WAKE UP SHEEPLE!, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 0:17, archived)
# hm...some sort of "top"
mindpiss there.



odd
(yakmonkey, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 0:18, archived)
# Hmmm yeeeees.
STOP STALKING MY THOUGHTS!!!....
Errm I mean, interesting coinkydinks what, what.
(I helped save b3ta! BrassMonkey PRUNES ARE PLUMS! WAKE UP SHEEPLE!, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 0:22, archived)
# top notch.
top shelf.

mmm...top shelf.
(yakmonkey, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 0:18, archived)
# wurzel domokun!
woooo!
(I helped save b3ta! lemonhead, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 0:18, archived)
# yay!
that's fantabulous!

edit - and has reminded me of this again:
(I helped save b3ta! barnesy, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 0:18, archived)
# I say!
fandabidozie!
(I helped save b3ta! lemonhead, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 0:21, archived)
# that's worth a nobel prize!
Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Kaiser, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 0:21, archived)
# !
i was hoping you were going to post that :)
(I helped save b3ta! Quelabra Don't Knock New York, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 0:22, archived)
# had to be done I think!
I just laughed far too much at the retarded brown sponge bob bit of your alt text!
(I helped save b3ta! barnesy, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 0:29, archived)
# just saw that
have extra woooo!
(I helped save b3ta! lemonhead, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 0:41, archived)
# wow
two robot domos in one thread
this is fab
(I helped save b3ta! pippy is a truck, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 0:29, archived)
# First page!
ITS SHOULD BE ON IT!
(Eh, bad editor, go ahead, im jsut annoying you with my posts..., Fri 5 Sep 2003, 0:43, archived)
# thats
great
(The Scone from U.N.C.L.E., Fri 5 Sep 2003, 0:19, archived)
# aaiie so that's whats under the fluff.
When I was much younger I had a Thomas the tank engine train set that had detachable faces that expressed emotions, no idea why a train would have to emote, but it was fun to add the "gasp!" face and run him down the stairs...
/life story
(the two lips, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 0:19, archived)
# that made me laugh
though i don't know why :)
(I helped save b3ta! spiny - things are looking up, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 0:24, archived)
# Genious!
I've had the same phone facia since I got it nearly a year ago, I can never fined ones that suit my discriminating taste.
(I helped save b3ta! Whillow, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 0:19, archived)
# hoo man that's
reet fuckin' champion an' that, man, y'cunt* :o)

translation: I say, that's a rather spiffing animated picture old chap!
(I helped save b3ta! witchy is covered in BEES, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 0:20, archived)
# Fantastic
I like the bare metal myself
(I helped save b3ta! matsimpsk, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 0:25, archived)
# robot
domo
it just cant get better
woo
(I helped save b3ta! pippy is a truck, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 0:26, archived)
# Catfish


ginger cat clyde was fast asleep
his master set off with a silent creep
down to the pet stores having a swim
was a new pet fish waiting for him
paid four pound then travelled back home
where clyde the cat was waiting alone
'i have a new gift, a new friend to play'
clyde was excited and started to say,
'another cat, that's my fondest wish!'
but was surprised when he discovered the fish

'so mr fish, this is your last hour,
before for my dinner, it's you i'll devour'
and then at his belly, clyde started to poke
then the fish muttered, 'are you having a joke?
you hate the water, you'll never catch me
you're made for land, i'm made for sea
when you give it a try, you'll see i'm too fast
great stamina too, you'll never last'

fuming and angry, clyde lunged for the tank
jumped right in, and immedietly sank
'help me!' cried clyde 'help! get me out!'
his master was alerted by his loud booming shout
'silly cat' said his master 'leave fish alone'
he knew he was talking but could just here him moan
when his master left, clyde approached his new friend
'just you see, till your laughter i end'

hour after hour, day after day
clyde kept thinking of another way
to catch the fish and have it to eat
and then enjoy his enemy's defeat
behind the tank there lay a blue shade
to block the sun, his master had made
so clyde hid behind it, until fish came out
and then dunk his hand in and let out a shout,

but the fish ran away off down the street
and probably died in the blistering heat
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 0:08, archived)
# you are great.
(I helped save b3ta! spiny - things are looking up, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 0:09, archived)
# i've had that window open for ten minutes
just writing the poem as i made it up
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 0:09, archived)
# even better :)
have my sycophantic woo :)



you really do brighten up the board.
(I helped save b3ta! spiny - things are looking up, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 0:11, archived)
# lovely.
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 0:14, archived)
# Too much text,
but lovely nether the less.
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 0:11, archived)
# woo sir.... woo...
and a surprise ending.

well it surprised me at least.
but i am a bit tired
(yakmonkey, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 0:11, archived)
# wonderful!
but...who is Thomas?
(the two lips, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 0:12, archived)
# oops!
he was my preliminary name for clyde, but i thought it was too tom and jerry
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 0:13, archived)
# oh but you should continue adding different names.
see how many catch on
(the two lips, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 0:15, archived)
# hahaha.
for the hallow33n bash, i'm going to steal other people's shirts ideas to add confusion.
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 0:20, archived)
# *claps*
Reeet gud, that's what that is :)
(I helped save b3ta! BrassMonkey PRUNES ARE PLUMS! WAKE UP SHEEPLE!, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 0:12, archived)
# it's a big mistake
that you don't have your own domain and site!
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Kaiser, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 0:12, archived)
# lovely pic
did you write the poem?
*reserving huzzahs*
(I helped save b3ta! lemonhead, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 0:13, archived)
# yes, on the spot just now!
i did the picture first too, and felt it needed something
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 0:14, archived)
# seriously....huzzah!
that is fucking gorgeous! :)
(I helped save b3ta! lemonhead, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 0:14, archived)
# very lovely.
I shall get the cat scientists to investimagate..
(gumboots, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 0:13, archived)
# they look more like
cat schemies to me but i'll take your word for it.

(very nice)
(I helped save b3ta! dipdapdop, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 0:22, archived)
# ooooo
Poemash tastic
(The Scone from U.N.C.L.E., Fri 5 Sep 2003, 0:15, archived)
# Fucking class man!
awesome!
(I helped save b3ta! AzToTheRescue The arsehole formally known as Az The S slur, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 0:15, archived)
# Woo!
that r0x0rs!
Is he a grown up No Hands?
(I helped save b3ta! Quelabra Don't Knock New York, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 0:17, archived)
# he might just be
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 0:18, archived)
# Excellent Mr.Elephant
I'll host anything for you, anytime mate.

m3atinterplacedotcom or 4rthur me. =)
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 0:17, archived)
# i'm okay for hosting right now actually.
lp'll host the music file hopefully tomorrow in question, i'm currently working on a gallery which is very slow progress.

so as for know i'm fine, but thank you very much for the offer, if i have any problems in future, i'll destroy your bandwidth!
;)
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 0:19, archived)
# it would be a pleasure
many have tried. I have a titanium linux box.
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 0:20, archived)
# hahaha.
i have 3 albums of music that needs to be heard someday so no doubt i'll come to you soon. :D
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 0:21, archived)
# kwalitee.
as usual.
(I helped save b3ta! mrRush, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 0:20, archived)
# very nice
i like the way you've given it an ambiguous hollywood-type ending, no doubt two sequels (shot back-to-back) are in pre-production as we speak...
(I helped save b3ta! djol, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 0:22, archived)
# i might do another poem in an hour on a different subject
but probably not
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 0:23, archived)
# fucking cunt fuck motherfucker
(I helped save b3ta! PMGT -Bacon., Fri 5 Sep 2003, 0:05, archived)
# hello love
nice day at the office?
(I helped save b3ta! witchy is covered in BEES, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 0:06, archived)
# He must be on his period!
(I helped save b3ta! AzToTheRescue The arsehole formally known as Az The S slur, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 0:07, archived)
# fisse!
(I helped save b3ta! Kaiser, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 0:06, archived)
# i think you mean
fuck shit fuck shit motherfucker
(I helped save b3ta! Spoon, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 0:06, archived)
# what is that from?
something by chris morris?
(I helped save b3ta! Spoon, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 0:08, archived)
# It's
"Uzi Lover" by Fur Q

aka C.Morris
(I helped save b3ta! sp3ccylad carries on breathing all the way up to, say, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 0:52, archived)
# ah you're back
any luck?
(I helped save b3ta! cwethan, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 0:06, archived)
# guess...
(I helped save b3ta! PMGT -Bacon., Fri 5 Sep 2003, 0:07, archived)
# i'll go with no
(I helped save b3ta! cwethan, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 0:08, archived)
# good guess.
columbia wont fucking tell me if shes there or not, and the post office wont give me her forwarding address, even though that would solve every single one of my problems...
(I helped save b3ta! PMGT -Bacon., Fri 5 Sep 2003, 0:12, archived)
# cuntingcuntfuckingcuntcuntcuntercunt
ahhh
(I helped save b3ta! stevierar, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 0:07, archived)
# i take it
everything is going to plan?
(vork and burlap, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 0:08, archived)
# not at all.
in fact everything has gotten worse, having exhausted my only fucking contacts.
(I helped save b3ta! PMGT -Bacon., Fri 5 Sep 2003, 0:11, archived)
# well
that's what happens if you don't brush 3 times a day
(vork and burlap, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 0:14, archived)
# Why not
dance your anger away?
(The Scone from U.N.C.L.E., Fri 5 Sep 2003, 0:08, archived)
# 'cmon, where's the picture ... you know the rules!!
(cock faced wank donkey ...)
(I helped save b3ta! Hagbard ... it's been a long time., Fri 5 Sep 2003, 0:09, archived)
# is it cunt hour?
i'm going to cornwall tomorrow! better be fucking sunny

cunt.
(I helped save b3ta! dipdapdop, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 0:09, archived)
# sunny?
in the uk?

you cunt
(vork and burlap, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 0:11, archived)
# you never fucking know
you fucking cunt.

although i just shaved my head so maybe large quantities of direct sunlight wouldn't be the best idea..
(I helped save b3ta! dipdapdop, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 0:17, archived)
# i'm just too used
to living in cunting manchester
(vork and burlap, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 0:18, archived)
# arf:)
(I helped save b3ta! AzToTheRescue The arsehole formally known as Az The S slur, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 0:18, archived)
# pardon me. . .
you trying to find someone in NYC

I have a brother-in-law who lives there
(I helped save b3ta! faithy, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 0:19, archived)
# could be useful,
are you on aim or msn at all?
(I helped save b3ta! PMGT -Bacon., Fri 5 Sep 2003, 0:20, archived)
# no
I have yahoo msg and ICQ
(I helped save b3ta! faithy, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 0:27, archived)
[challenge entry] A film trailer for you all

Cracking effects, considering the equipment.
(I helped save b3ta! sp3ccylad carries on breathing all the way up to, say, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 0:03, archived)
# Arf!
That made made me chuckle muchly.
(I helped save b3ta! BrassMonkey PRUNES ARE PLUMS! WAKE UP SHEEPLE!, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 0:04, archived)
# nice fade effect
woo to the pic too :)

(I helped save b3ta! spiny - things are looking up, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 0:05, archived)
# yellow submarine font aint it?
w/y/h/
(smoglane!, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 0:05, archived)
# I used it
to parody YS years ago, and it fitted the bill then, so yes.

Now that's a cracking film.
(I helped save b3ta! sp3ccylad carries on breathing all the way up to, say, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 0:07, archived)
# Put him onto the front page....
...let him hope for a while and then blow him away.
(I helped save b3ta! COCKLES, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 0:05, archived)
# A haiku
Front page. A triumph
of the moment, brushed aside
in the morning rush.
(I helped save b3ta! sp3ccylad carries on breathing all the way up to, say, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 0:12, archived)
# I managed
to write half of my biology coursework in haikus, it made it so much more magical.
(I helped save b3ta! Whillow, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 0:23, archived)
# brill.i.ant
woo!
(I helped save b3ta! lemonhead, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 0:06, archived)
# ooooh
wooo
(The Scone from U.N.C.L.E., Fri 5 Sep 2003, 0:07, archived)
# genius!
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Kaiser, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 0:09, archived)
# that has got to be one of the best build-ups ever in gif form

fab yooo larse
(yakmonkey, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 0:13, archived)
# I need to see that
And to play ArmageTRON more... Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Whillow, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 0:17, archived)
# Heh!
(I helped save b3ta! Quelabra Don't Knock New York, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 0:17, archived)
# It'd be perfect for
the light sycles.
(I helped save b3ta! StickFigureNinja is worried he may be on the list, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 1:31, archived)
# The poor fool.

If only he had kept his concentration.
(I helped save b3ta! Threepwood is heading back to a town called b3ta, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 0:00, archived)
# That is so good.
Poor little chap, looks like he's been at it for ages.
(I helped save b3ta! Just Juan Cornetto will take you to the lo-rider show n' flaunt ya on, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 0:02, archived)
# He does look a bit pissed off.
Its the lack of food I think
(I helped save b3ta! Threepwood is heading back to a town called b3ta, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 0:04, archived)
# Absolutely fantasticamojo!
The eyes are great.
(I helped save b3ta! BrassMonkey PRUNES ARE PLUMS! WAKE UP SHEEPLE!, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 0:03, archived)
# Far too
woo. And the first post of Friday, too.
(I helped save b3ta! fineart, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 0:03, archived)
# That is
Awesomely good.
(I helped save b3ta! Quelabra Don't Knock New York, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 0:18, archived)
# whats he doing
putting up a tent?
(I helped save b3ta! pippy is a truck, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 0:21, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Kaiser, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 23:58, archived)
# I was expecting Mary Poppins
........


woo btw
(I helped save b3ta! koit WWW.HIGHASAKOIT.CO.UK, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 23:59, archived)
# w/y/h
still no lighjtbulbs tho'
(kiwanotree Meh, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 23:59, archived)
# hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 23:59, archived)
# hehe
arf
(The Scone from U.N.C.L.E., Fri 5 Sep 2003, 0:00, archived)
# woo!
(I helped save b3ta! lemonhead, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 0:01, archived)
# HAHAHA...
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Kaiser, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 0:02, archived)
# Waay
too scary
(fiver_til_friday, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 0:13, archived)
# I'll..
...be dreaming about that tonight

(only it'll be in stockings)
(I helped save b3ta! beefandcheese, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 0:23, archived)
# HAHAHAHA
Kaiserific!
(I helped save b3ta! AzToTheRescue The arsehole formally known as Az The S slur, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 0:07, archived)
# Nice bouncin'!
(I helped save b3ta! Quelabra Don't Knock New York, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 0:19, archived)
# woo
:)
(I helped save b3ta! pippy is a truck, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 0:20, archived)
# cheers for barnesy for hosting
www.barnesy.org/ravenmix.wma

might take a while, it's huge

music is windows pinball remixed with some debussy midis


now fixed...hail barnesy!
lyrics are the raven read by sir christopher walkein

(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 23:57, archived)
# Does the lease run out on your hotel soon?
I heard some big wig was looking to muscle in on the plot.
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 23:58, archived)
# fornicating
baboons have held up the local bus service to chepstow, reports Reuters. Weather: there will be some. Free air for the next 10 minutes - stock up for xmas!
(I helped save b3ta! witchy is covered in BEES, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 23:59, archived)
# vague misquotings of our dear lords and savious
were not apt I felt :)
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 0:00, archived)
# dunno
what you mean :)
(I helped save b3ta! witchy is covered in BEES, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 0:03, archived)
# tj
was watching the cows with guns thing
just in case you havent seen it
www.shagrat.net/Html/cows.htm
(I helped save b3ta! weekendsession, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 0:03, archived)
# I watched that when it was posted before in a window next to spacefish's version
didn't take much to synch up the sound, it was interesting to see the 2 different interpretations of it :)
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 0:04, archived)
# i think what fnord is trying to say
is that that is a 404 unfortunately
(edit) well, that is what i interpreted his initial comment to be. i dunno what he's trying to say now :)
(I helped save b3ta! Spoon, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 0:00, archived)
# glad
to hear i*m not the only one
(acheta, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 0:03, archived)
# Linky seems to be broked up
:(
(I helped save b3ta! BrassMonkey PRUNES ARE PLUMS! WAKE UP SHEEPLE!, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 0:00, archived)
# willies.
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 0:00, archived)
# BARNEY'S FIXED IT HOORAY
!
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 0:02, archived)
# for you and you and
ba ba baaaaaaaaaaaa ba ba ba ba ba ba baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 0:03, archived)
# doh
links is broken. That'll be my fault! Hold on...

edit - DOH! I needed to rename the file after sunshine uploaded it. And somehow I managed to rename the one on my machine, not the server!
(I helped save b3ta! barnesy, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 0:01, archived)
# you need this!
(I helped save b3ta! witchy is covered in BEES, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 0:05, archived)
# Which button do you press to get the standard response...
..."It's Windows. Better reset".
(I helped save b3ta! COCKLES, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 0:07, archived)
# it resets
itself, as can be seen in the anim :)
(I helped save b3ta! witchy is covered in BEES, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 0:11, archived)
# it's 12:07
and i'm trying to download the file, but i'm only getting 0.6k/Sec even though i'm on broadband, are there issues with your host ?
(I helped save b3ta! spiny - things are looking up, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 0:08, archived)
# there'll be
a load of b3tans trying to download stuff off it. Not sure why it's that slow though. May just be best to bookmark it and try later if it's that slow, 'cos I can't improve it!
(I helped save b3ta! barnesy, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 0:09, archived)
# just
give it a rub...
(vork and burlap, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 0:12, archived)
# are you changing the subject?
(I helped save b3ta! barnesy, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 0:13, archived)
# i just don't
know any more :(
(vork and burlap, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 0:17, archived)
[challenge entry] it seemed like a good idea at the time!

(Gerbra, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 23:52, archived)
# my mate just rang me up to say he got a job at lego
he's going to design the toys

cracking film

wooo

and erm evening all
(The Scone from U.N.C.L.E., Thu 4 Sep 2003, 23:54, archived)
# hi ya
(I helped save b3ta! faithy, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 23:55, archived)
# 'ello love
'ow goes
(The Scone from U.N.C.L.E., Thu 4 Sep 2003, 23:58, archived)
# that sounds very cool
i insist you do your best to influence his designs. i am thinking innuendo here...
(rnuk http://flickr.com/rnuk, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 23:55, archived)
# really?
that's great. Get him to design the FEAR!
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 23:56, archived)
# heh
I'm betting they'll be good freebes

I want a lego studio thingy
(The Scone from U.N.C.L.E., Thu 4 Sep 2003, 23:58, archived)
# Lucky git!
Can he get me a job there too?
(Yvash ...taking apathy to new levels of oh fuck it., Thu 4 Sep 2003, 23:57, archived)
# What a fantastic job - spawny get.
Must watch the film again, loads of laughs.
(I helped save b3ta! Just Juan Cornetto will take you to the lo-rider show n' flaunt ya on, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 23:57, archived)
# Ah.
Must have had a degree in modular plastic design
(I helped save b3ta! Threepwood is heading back to a town called b3ta, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 0:01, archived)
# Hello
If you make a thumbnail (280 pixels wide) you can link to the really big one, it's a good solid pun you've got there :)
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 23:54, archived)
# but you'd have to change the thumbnail to read "the small legowski"
:)
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 23:59, archived)
# hehehehe
very true
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 0:02, archived)
# "the linky legowski" ?
(I helped save b3ta! djol, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 0:03, archived)
# ohhhh
i got hooked on white russians because of that film


insert joke here
(I helped save b3ta! Terry Oblong There's nobody here but us chickens on, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 0:01, archived)
# I sense unfluffyness!
like my old gran used to say* 'cheeeer aaaaahp'



*may contain fib
(I helped save b3ta! witchy is covered in BEES, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 23:52, archived)
# is that your nanny?
she'd quite gruff.
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 23:55, archived)
# the eyes
they just keep on staring at me !
(I helped save b3ta! koit WWW.HIGHASAKOIT.CO.UK, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 23:56, archived)
# I was gonna animate
it but I couldn't be arsed had summat more important to do.
(I helped save b3ta! witchy is covered in BEES, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 23:57, archived)
# woo!
and on that note, hello and good night, I'm off. bye.
(I helped save b3ta! pep, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 23:56, archived)
# Me too
night all.

It's just a coincidence that Pep and I arrived and left at the same time, OK !?
(I helped save b3ta! koit WWW.HIGHASAKOIT.CO.UK, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 23:58, archived)
# bah!
Yep, it's Witchy, the official Scarer Off Of Pep :)

*edit* and Koit. I've got deodorant on, honest! *swats flies*
(I helped save b3ta! witchy is covered in BEES, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 23:58, archived)
# Sorry mate
but I have a heavy day at work tomorrow.

Goodnight and keep well all.
(I helped save b3ta! koit WWW.HIGHASAKOIT.CO.UK, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 0:01, archived)
# Says Jar-Jar Binks to me.
But that's probably because my eyes are so very tired and I need to go to bed.

In fact I will*. Goodnight.



*97.23% fact, fact fans.
(I helped save b3ta! whelkboy is old now, you see, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 23:58, archived)
# Semi reaphost - Updated timings and compression version
Still can't get the photos to look any good under 150k though :(

(I helped save b3ta! Just Juan Cornetto will take you to the lo-rider show n' flaunt ya on, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 23:49, archived)
# You've got so much
going on in that anim mate. And at those dimensions, you've already done well to get it down that low.
(I helped save b3ta! koit WWW.HIGHASAKOIT.CO.UK, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 23:51, archived)
# hehe


Who gives a toss? dot com
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 23:52, archived)
# i'm not suprised to discover
that this single anim holds more interest and has more tension in the outcome then every single episode of shite idol combined. most woo :)
(I helped save b3ta! djol, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 23:56, archived)
# Oddly...

arousing..?
\^o^/
(dernuke - ARTCRAP, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 23:47, archived)
# you know what
?
(I helped save b3ta! koit WWW.HIGHASAKOIT.CO.UK, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 23:48, archived)
# but
i won't../
(dernuke - ARTCRAP, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 23:50, archived)
# Must be the Atkins diet
...
(I helped save b3ta! COCKLES, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 23:50, archived)
# no.

no no no no no no no no no no no no no on no no no no no no no no no no no no no no
(I helped save b3ta! Herr Tezcat, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 23:49, archived)
# I'm not attracted to
herm at all
(I helped save b3ta! faithy, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 23:49, archived)
# Strangely
repulsive. Horribly woo though. What brought that on then? Did it suddenly pop into your head?
(I helped save b3ta! Just Juan Cornetto will take you to the lo-rider show n' flaunt ya on, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 23:49, archived)
# On your marks....
Get set.....
Pray!
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 23:49, archived)
# lol
.
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 23:50, archived)
# she's got a rosary bead armband too
I noticed
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 23:51, archived)
# lordy, it suits her
top shoppery
(I helped save b3ta! lemonhead, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 23:52, archived)
# SE wood
(I helped save b3ta! Terry Oblong There's nobody here but us chickens on, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 0:03, archived)
# Even scary little horror movie girls have their off days
(I helped save b3ta! COCKLES, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 23:44, archived)
# well if people smoked and drank less there'd be more money to care for
all the other problems
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 23:46, archived)
# Or there were a few less old people?
(It doesn't always sting when you piSSSS., Thu 4 Sep 2003, 23:47, archived)
# cause and effect
cause and effect
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 23:50, archived)
# As explored by the Daily Mail
Click
(It doesn't always sting when you piSSSS., Thu 4 Sep 2003, 23:55, archived)
# 'b3333333333333333ttttttttttttttttaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa'
max
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 23:46, archived)
# cthulu's coffee
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 23:42, archived)
# kinell
Mr Fish

you have been doing some very random pics of late. Woo that.


PS - Are you related to Toadie ?
(I helped save b3ta! koit WWW.HIGHASAKOIT.CO.UK, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 23:43, archived)
# no no no!
though i'm fatter than he
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 23:46, archived)
# Are you fatter than
Angie ?
(I helped save b3ta! koit WWW.HIGHASAKOIT.CO.UK, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 23:47, archived)
# i don't know
i've heard of me, but i haven't heard of angie. that must make me quite cool
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 23:52, archived)
# Angie
is Toade's mum. She has a great nose.
(I helped save b3ta! koit WWW.HIGHASAKOIT.CO.UK, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 23:53, archived)
# is that Domo I see hiding behind the wall
?
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 23:44, archived)
# NIce, i think, maybe.
THREADJACK!
Any Safari users out there willing to help me out a bit with my website's design?
(I helped save b3ta! StickFigureNinja is worried he may be on the list, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 23:45, archived)
# I've got Safari
Though I prefer Mozilla. What do you want to know?
(It doesn't always sting when you piSSSS., Thu 4 Sep 2003, 23:48, archived)
# I have this page
here , but my friend who use safari said it wasn't looking like it should (example of how it should in this pic here ).
She's just had to go, so I can't ask for her help any more.
Any chance of a screenshot of how it looks in safari so i can try and find the problem?
(I helped save b3ta! StickFigureNinja is worried he may be on the list, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 23:52, archived)
# What's you e-mail and I'll send it to you?
(I helped save b3ta! whelkboy is old now, you see, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 23:59, archived)
# colour is same -
looks ok to me
(I helped save b3ta! sosumi, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 0:00, archived)
# For me, the full page looks much the same as the sample corner.
(Safari 1.0, OS X 10.2.6)
Except that the black line is missing from beneath the upper navigation bar, and the picture box has a thicker black line beneath it.
(I helped save b3ta! Cassidy : Vissi d'arte, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 0:12, archived)
# thank you
could i ask you to look at this page:
homepage.ntlworld.com/gaz18jf/hosting/new-site/gallery5.html
ignore the other 7 things that are screwed up, it's just the one in the top left that should be working.
(I helped save b3ta! StickFigureNinja is worried he may be on the list, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 0:16, archived)
# The link to smug bastard pic, you mean?
Him no work. Sorry.
(I helped save b3ta! Cassidy : Vissi d'arte, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 0:19, archived)
# yeah
the link shouldn't work, but i was just wondering if it looks ok, the style of it.
(I helped save b3ta! StickFigureNinja is worried he may be on the list, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 0:19, archived)
# Oh I see.
Yes, looks fine, just like the sample bit of page, except for different thickness of outline. Picture and text line up in box as per sample.
(I helped save b3ta! Cassidy : Vissi d'arte, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 0:23, archived)
#
what do you need?
I'm on 9.2.2 right now, but can reboot into x. have safari, firebird and camino.
(I helped save b3ta! sosumi, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 23:50, archived)
# admit it.
you just like saying all the names :)
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 23:52, archived)
# say them - no
I sing them : )
(I helped save b3ta! sosumi, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 23:56, archived)
# (hears them read out by one of the singing mac voices)
hehehehe
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 23:57, archived)
# trinoids!
(I helped save b3ta! sosumi, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 0:03, archived)
# *cries
Waaaaaa!
(I helped save b3ta! helmetcream, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 23:46, archived)
# Elmo

the blues lemur.
(click him for bigness)

*returns to lurking
(Straymuffin Sporks?!?, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 23:40, archived)
# He's fab
does he do requests ?

PS - Have you lost a cake product ?
(I helped save b3ta! koit WWW.HIGHASAKOIT.CO.UK, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 23:42, archived)
# I like him
(I helped save b3ta! Batsgirl, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 23:42, archived)
# woo
I likee

any idea what he's playing?
(I helped save b3ta! faithy, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 23:43, archived)
# animate animate!
No time for lurking :)
(I helped save b3ta! pep, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 23:44, archived)
# He's only learning
so he doesn't do requests yet, and erm no I haven't lost a cake product. (not recently anyway)
He's trying to play 'Hoochie Coochie Man', but its not sounding very good so far.
He might become animated tomorrow, when there are more caffeine products available. :)
(Straymuffin Sporks?!?, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 23:51, archived)
# yay!
I look forward to it.
(I helped save b3ta! pep, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 23:53, archived)
# i gotsta woo
furry blues harp players :)
(I helped save b3ta! djol, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 23:53, archived)
# lemur, lemur, lemur, lemur. lemur chameleon!
yay!
(I helped save b3ta! lemonhead, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 23:54, archived)
# Just dropping in to wish you all a happy Christmas
Merry Easter

Love Koit
(I helped save b3ta! koit WWW.HIGHASAKOIT.CO.UK, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 23:35, archived)
# hooray!
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 23:36, archived)
# ah, koit
kindly lift the mood for us?
(I helped save b3ta! Batsgirl, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 23:38, archived)
# I could post a pic of my ass
?



joke btw
(I helped save b3ta! koit WWW.HIGHASAKOIT.CO.UK, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 23:38, archived)
# i find it amusing
that it could be recognised from a lineup by hundreds of people.
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 23:39, archived)
# take your time Madam
now which ass attacked you ?
(I helped save b3ta! koit WWW.HIGHASAKOIT.CO.UK, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 23:41, archived)
# *thinks*
...maybe not...
(I helped save b3ta! Batsgirl, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 23:39, archived)
#
tease
(I helped save b3ta! cwethan, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 23:40, archived)
# i found the link today
it said it was sul
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 23:40, archived)
# it might've been
Sul's arse is on here somewhere, bless it. He was an early b3tan.
(I helped save b3ta! pep, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 23:42, archived)
# it's only when you read the early days
you can truly understand the fluffiness
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 23:44, archived)
# sul
?
(I helped save b3ta! koit WWW.HIGHASAKOIT.CO.UK, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 23:42, archived)
# 'can't touch this' & sul's dancing ass was done by Rob i think
:)
www2.b3ta.com/files/sul.swf
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 23:43, archived)
#
www.b3ta.com/board/5805
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 23:44, archived)
# I like the challenge laid down to Pep
in that link

Still no luck.......... ;)
(I helped save b3ta! koit WWW.HIGHASAKOIT.CO.UK, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 23:46, archived)
# *my eyes! They're burning!*
Count yourself lucky :)
(I helped save b3ta! pep, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 23:49, archived)
# counts himself lucky


EDIT : Oh and btw, there is only 1 of me and thus the count is over.
(I helped save b3ta! koit WWW.HIGHASAKOIT.CO.UK, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 23:52, archived)
# the dancing one was sul
koit's was motionless
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 23:42, archived)
# But not
emotionless
(I helped save b3ta! koit WWW.HIGHASAKOIT.CO.UK, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 23:44, archived)
# eric himself
would be proud :)
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 23:48, archived)
# happy chanukah
and merry kwanzaa too

16,000 posts... and to all a good night!
(I helped save b3ta! JustHere4Coffee remembers when all o' this were car parks, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 23:38, archived)
# well done
and it's goodnight from him
and goodbye from me
(I helped save b3ta! koit WWW.HIGHASAKOIT.CO.UK, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 23:39, archived)
# brian tried to ignore his brother's laughter.

he couldn't be expected to understand what it was like to be different.
(I helped save b3ta! mrRush, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 23:34, archived)
# haha
love them lips
(I helped save b3ta! koit WWW.HIGHASAKOIT.CO.UK, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 23:36, archived)
# that is just great.
he has Gary Numan hair. I love the one in the back.
(I helped save b3ta! pep, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 23:38, archived)
# Hahahaha
Goth cats Yay!
(I helped save b3ta! C-Bean on, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 23:43, archived)
# Wingless Griffin


First attempt at chopping the head of one animal onto another.
(I helped save b3ta! DonnChadh, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 23:31, archived)
# thats a very nice go at it
woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Or is it?, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 23:32, archived)
# that is ace
w/y/badger
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 23:32, archived)
# Are your new piercings horribly sore kitteny old chap?
Having a sore scrote would get me down too.

Get some of that purple antibiotic spray they use on horses and some good drugs.

(It doesn't always sting when you piSSSS., Thu 4 Sep 2003, 23:30, archived)
# it's not an issue
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 23:32, archived)
# Funnily enough my other half is suicidal tonight
but that's probably because she's with me.
(It doesn't always sting when you piSSSS., Thu 4 Sep 2003, 23:36, archived)
# I've got another half
it's attached to my normal half. Together we are as 1.
(I helped save b3ta! koit WWW.HIGHASAKOIT.CO.UK, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 23:36, archived)
# I like to wank when I'm feeling down
although with a sore scrote you might need to be a little less vigorous than usual.
(It doesn't always sting when you piSSSS., Thu 4 Sep 2003, 23:39, archived)
# that's just
beautiful, man.
(I helped save b3ta! pep, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 23:39, archived)
# go to bed,
relax and sstop looking at the pc, it can make even the best people a tad on the depressed side at times.
(I helped save b3ta! pep, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 23:36, archived)
# Made for Berk (ooh, ages ago)


Hope this puts a smile on your face? It's a nice Fear who's come to help Berk out with making his master some soup.
(I helped save b3ta! whelkboy is old now, you see, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 23:42, archived)
# if i had mu digi camera with me
i'd post a picture of my pierced cock!
(son of crazymum, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 23:34, archived)
# berk posts his
so you wouldn't be the first, or alone, or whatever
(I helped save b3ta! JustHere4Coffee remembers when all o' this were car parks, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 23:35, archived)
# It's nice
to contribute.
(I helped save b3ta! helmetcream, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 23:35, archived)
# say what you see...


[edit - hmmm....it's supposed to be animated - try hitting refresh]
(son of crazymum, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 23:28, archived)
# Pair
of animated useless twats?
(Icouldsleepforever, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 23:29, archived)
# I saw crazymum earlier
whaever happened to her?
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 23:29, archived)
# she has been long neglected
but is due for a comeback soon. too busy with pubfight to pay her any attention.
(son of crazymum, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 23:30, archived)
# ok, I saw it animated first time
but actually i think i really prefer the still twhere the front one has one hand down and legs to the left and the other one is flailing to the left also :)
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 23:32, archived)
# yay!
and woo for happy endings to fp dilemmas :)
p.s. ant and dexterity?
(I helped save b3ta! lemonhead, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 23:31, archived)
# Ant and Dec
spinning towards something explosive?
(PhilWal, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 23:38, archived)

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