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Tenuious Viking Related Pun:

My Head feels a little Thor....

Sorry...

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JKF You ain't seen me, roit?, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 16:23, archived)

c'est woo

:)

and now i am off to the pub. huzzah!

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tef, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 16:23, archived)

hahahahahahahaha

hahahahahahahaha

i like :D

(Ludwig van B3ta-hoven i'm tired of this room & every1 in it., Fri 5 Sep 2003, 16:25, archived)

Mmmmm...

...stroking the norse god....

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Mystery_Bob, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 16:25, archived)

i feel really bad for that miniture God,

isn't there a law against what that old man is doing? Or is the miniture God happy

(lalalalala, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 16:25, archived)

it's ok

he paying me by the hour.

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 16:27, archived)

and the handmaiden says...

"So what if you're Thor? I'm tho thor I can hardly pith!!"

Boom. Boom.

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Dr Phil Kitten, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 16:25, archived)

been done

sorry

(Ludwig van B3ta-hoven i'm tired of this room & every1 in it., Fri 5 Sep 2003, 16:28, archived)

Really?

I could have sworn he was wanking it. wanking it HARD

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charliedontsurf, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 16:27, archived)

its a vik

much scratching of shveedish head

(Ludwig van B3ta-hoven i'm tired of this room & every1 in it., Fri 5 Sep 2003, 16:20, archived)

Good lord.

That really is very poor.

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Baz Fuck off, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 16:21, archived)

i know

i allopogise

(Ludwig van B3ta-hoven i'm tired of this room & every1 in it., Fri 5 Sep 2003, 16:22, archived)

Jamaica?

(

Kris Fucking Kristofferson, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 16:23, archived)

she went of her own accord

(Ludwig van B3ta-hoven i'm tired of this room & every1 in it., Fri 5 Sep 2003, 16:24, archived)

Right.

That's it. I've seen this joke on here dozens of times. But apparently I'm thick, so could someone explain to me what it's all about!?

(Harry, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 16:26, archived)

Uh-huh.

*gets out list*

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Baz Fuck off, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 16:27, archived)

it's in the new dictionary,

is "jamaica?"

(martian, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 16:28, archived)

hahahaha

List time.

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Razor What the fuck - a sig?, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 16:31, archived)

Rectum?

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Samsonite, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 16:27, archived)

yes

she'd recommend it to anyone.

(martian, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 16:28, archived)

blew the fuckers apart.

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 16:29, archived)

jamaica?

did you make her?

(Ludwig van B3ta-hoven i'm tired of this room & every1 in it., Fri 5 Sep 2003, 16:29, archived)

I don't know.

Alaska.

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BrassMonkey PRUNES ARE PLUMS! WAKE UP SHEEPLE!, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 16:31, archived)

*sigh*

'My wife's just gone on holiday to the carribean.'
'Jamaica?'
'No, she went of her own accord.'
Happy now?

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charliedontsurf, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 16:30, archived)

Xena was not like the other viking warriors

wink wink knudge knudge

(Halin, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 16:20, archived)

She bowls from the pavillion end?

Not 'arf.

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charliedontsurf, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 16:21, archived)

sniffle :(

the biscuits im making are all going wrong
they keep growing to big,and then stick to the tray, but they do taste rather nice

(peska, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 16:19, archived)

What are we?

Your biscuit bitches?

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Baz Fuck off, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 16:19, archived)

having

a bad day are we?

(peska, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 16:20, archived)

Not at all.

You're the one who keeps fucking up the biscuits.

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Baz Fuck off, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 16:22, archived)

Is that a euphemism?

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Flapjack I spay a little mare for you, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 16:23, archived)

Dunno, you tell me.

One of my flatmates once baked me flapjacks in an effort to seduce me.

It worked.

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Baz Fuck off, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 16:25, archived)

Cor

I've never 'ad me flapjacks baked.

But I reckon it would work.

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Flapjack I spay a little mare for you, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 16:26, archived)

sounds painful

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thorpe www.voodootrombonequartet.com, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 16:27, archived)

Took me months to get the oats out.

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Baz Fuck off, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 16:27, archived)

ha!

Would it've worked just as well if they'd given you a bowl of dogfood and a slap, I wonder..?

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Dr Phil Kitten, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 16:27, archived)

Are you making me an offer I can't refuse?

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Baz Fuck off, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 16:28, archived)

that would be any offer made to you?

(martian, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 16:31, archived)

you can't refuse

any offers!

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Razor What the fuck - a sig?, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 16:31, archived)

I can't refuse any otters.

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Baz Fuck off, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 16:33, archived)

they're very well trained.

(martian, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 16:34, archived)

Just like my gays.

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Baz Fuck off, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 16:39, archived)

pffft!

(martian, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 16:23, archived)

ha ha ha

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Pootle, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 16:24, archived)

if i gave you

a bicuit i hope you would choke on it! ;)

(peska, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 16:27, archived)

Yeah, right.

You'd have to unstick them from the tray first, you baking-retard.

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Baz Fuck off, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 16:34, archived)

That's a good day

for Baz!

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christhebarker, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 16:22, archived)

hahaha

You obviously don't know who you're talking to ...

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oCo, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 16:23, archived)

re the radio show

'lofty' was from 'it ain't half hot mum'.

100% FACT

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lazygamer VS tittybiscuits, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 16:20, archived)

lofty

was off bob the builder

(Ludwig van B3ta-hoven i'm tired of this room & every1 in it., Fri 5 Sep 2003, 16:22, archived)

Yes

I agree.

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C-Bean on, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 16:22, archived)

I thought he was

dead?

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NobbyNobody 21 years a b3tan, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 16:22, archived)

Recently

deceased.

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Flapjack I spay a little mare for you, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 16:23, archived)

Lofty was

Gunner Sugden, played by Don Estelle.
He did Whispering Grass which got to number one.

(The B side was 'I should have known')

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blyerkit e k trilby, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 16:23, archived)

Eastenders

surely

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Pootle, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 16:24, archived)

have you tried greaseproof paper

or you could put the mixture into metal biscuit cutter rings to stop it spreading
A* in Home Economics

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Scary Mary The D'oh Fairy, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 16:20, archived)

last time i did that it all so stuck to the biscuits adding a chewy paper texture

(peska, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 16:23, archived)

Try greasing the tray then flouring it

(I watch Jamie's Kitchen)

(rachboc, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 16:28, archived)

Bless

you've kept your name

(Mattyboy, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 16:31, archived)

fuck off

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 16:22, archived)

I was on "Howards Way" once!

(Tabilda Been away a LONG time *grovels*, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 16:22, archived)

well,

i wasn't

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ilovemy5dollarhorse All things considered, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 16:25, archived)

Use a heavier fat -

and a bit less sugar.
Try cooking them on the low shelf and put them on the top shelf for the last 5mins.

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blyerkit e k trilby, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 16:22, archived)

Main problem

is your chouce of baked good

you big fool

(The Scone from U.N.C.L.E., Fri 5 Sep 2003, 16:22, archived)

eh?

(peska, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 16:25, archived)

Flour and butter

on the tray before baking

(DMQOB, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 16:23, archived)

Oooh

do you watch Jamies Kitchen too?

(rachboc, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 16:35, archived)

Arrrrggghhhhh....Tentacle Man terrorises London and Dartmoor

Be very afraid... there's probly more coming too (the bloke next to me at work creates at least one daft sketch a day which i've taken to tattyshopping).

(polpo, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 16:16, archived)

Nice

which bit is his?

(Tabilda Been away a LONG time *grovels*, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 16:18, archived)

After much thinking....

The Vikings decided that the Traditional dragon headpiece needed to be changed.

(Fishrat, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 16:12, archived)

woo

yay
(way!)

(Ludwig van B3ta-hoven i'm tired of this room & every1 in it., Fri 5 Sep 2003, 16:13, archived)

yay! i'd like to see more of kittens,

are we meant to forget about them because of the vikings?

(lalalalala, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 16:14, archived)

I forsee a combination

Afternoon all

(~Sunny~, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 16:15, archived)

Try

www.rathergood.com for viking kittens. Rocking to Led Zepplin.

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charliedontsurf, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 16:16, archived)

Grrrrrrrrrrr!

They stole Joel's kittens!

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Baz Fuck off, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 16:20, archived)

It's a disgrace.

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charliedontsurf, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 16:24, archived)

Yay!

(Astatine, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 16:15, archived)

Woo! No Hands!!

Heh hee.. B3ta radio TJ - That's so not Christmas At The Zoo.. Oops :) Think they
downloaded the wrong MP3!

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Collatallie Sisters, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 16:15, archived)

Christmas at the Zoo is an ace song.

I'm sure I've discussed it here before.

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Baz Fuck off, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 16:15, archived)

It is!

God knows what they played there! Heh hee..

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Collatallie Sisters, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 16:17, archived)

how can anyone love tubgirl?

yuck

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Scary Mary The D'oh Fairy, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 16:16, archived)

with incontinence pants

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Baz Fuck off, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 16:17, archived)

Or a rubber bung.

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charliedontsurf, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 16:18, archived)

hmm

hmm

(lalalalala, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 16:19, archived)

This was taken by the Viking satellite over Mars

Why? There's carbon molecules on this meteor! Finally, with this rock I can prove the existence of life in out space!

after all the other compo entries, I'm a bit embarrassed to post this shite
also, is this gc?
home.wanadoo.nl/annekebroenink/maukie2.swf

(cheeseballs, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 16:12, archived)

its

han solo

(Ludwig van B3ta-hoven i'm tired of this room & every1 in it., Fri 5 Sep 2003, 16:14, archived)

Don't be embarassed

Keep at it :)

And I'd never seen that kitten before, so thanks.

(Astatine, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 16:15, archived)

I've not seen that kitten before

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Pootle, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 16:18, archived)

rep

from 1405084

(haberman is singing in the changes, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 16:32, archived)

After 5 painstaking months of hard work....

stretching the viking theme to the max!!

(The Amazing Overlord That Is Stu, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 16:11, archived)

I don't get it.

Why is this funny?

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Baz Fuck off, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 16:13, archived)

Erm

think it's cause his head falls off....

(DMQOB, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 16:14, archived)

Ah.

Is this that "alternative comedy"?

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Baz Fuck off, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 16:16, archived)

Friday afternoon hangover pantness I'm afraid..

(The Amazing Overlord That Is Stu, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 16:17, archived)

Not to worry.

Most of my stuff is shit too.

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Baz Fuck off, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 16:17, archived)

My opinion of Baz

I love your knack for making people feel better

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Mond, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 16:31, archived)

Yes.....

... it's an alternative to being funny.

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Lord_Floaty Hooting gladly., Fri 5 Sep 2003, 16:17, archived)

Something like that.

You didn't get humour like that in my day.

(DMQOB, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 16:17, archived)

ha ha ha ha ha ha ha...

...bonk!

I just laughed my head off!

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Mystery_Bob, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 16:18, archived)

*gurgle gurgle splash*

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Baz Fuck off, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 16:23, archived)

Koit

You're not right

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Kolonel, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 16:11, archived)

don't

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Darkedge, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 16:11, archived)

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 16:12, archived)

Arrrgghhh

My eyes - they're melting

(crowley, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 16:27, archived)

wtf?

(WouldSwapABearForATiger, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 16:12, archived)

home of the baguette

(DeviousMiscreant, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 16:12, archived)

That's from the AOL-speak guide isn't it?

(WouldSwapABearForATiger, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 16:13, archived)

that it is

(DeviousMiscreant, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 16:14, archived)

*glares*

(1, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 16:14, archived)

if anyone uses that overused baguette joke, i'm gonna...

do absolutely nothing... okay, I'll glare at you from several meters away

(1, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 16:14, archived)

too late

(DeviousMiscreant, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 16:14, archived)

You're only about 3cm away, at my screen resolution.

You need to put in a really long post to get several meters away.

(WouldSwapABearForATiger, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 16:16, archived)

Yeah.

But have you seen his arse?

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Baz Fuck off, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 16:13, archived)

yes

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LP, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 16:14, archived)

POLLAAAAAAAARD!!!

(Shatner's Bassoon, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 16:18, archived)

Anyone

who writes a song about Jam is ok by me.

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bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 16:19, archived)

(rizzo, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 16:10, archived)

woo.

(WouldSwapABearForATiger, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 16:11, archived)

arf!

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mrRush, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 16:12, archived)

Chuckling, I am

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JKF You ain't seen me, roit?, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 16:28, archived)

Yes

that's very good

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Pootle, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 16:13, archived)

LOL

woo

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KittyWaste lives at Sleepingplanet.com, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 16:13, archived)

woo!!!!!111eleven

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fishsticks, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 16:18, archived)

I think I'll

just hang round here a while.

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bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 16:20, archived)

budge up.

(martian, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 16:22, archived)

You could cut and paste that

in with something else....

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Samsonite, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 16:22, archived)

drool

Best thing thats been on my PC this arvo

(network_fixer_man, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 16:23, archived)

Been done yet?

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Manic can teach you the secret of fire, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 16:09, archived)

It has now

:)

me likey

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Hugo Rune, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 16:09, archived)

Not that I remember.

Which is quite surprising, really.

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Baz Fuck off, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 16:10, archived)

He he he...

...they did that on Scottish comedy sketch show, "Chewing the Fat"

I was quite impressed that they got away with that joke on BBC TV.

You probably never saw that show though, so woo to you!

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Mystery_Bob, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 16:10, archived)

they had

a cartoon with the same theme - a guy wearing an fcuk tshirt looking at a statue with 'cnut' written at the bottom - but yours, my friend is MUCH much better - yay, woo etc...

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ilovemy5dollarhorse All things considered, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 16:11, archived)

Not yet

well done, that r0x0rs

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Pootle, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 16:13, archived)

That Sir has earned you an arf

Ratherly amusing

(network_fixer_man, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 16:21, archived)

Viking punnage again

They brought rape and pelage all over Europe.

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MissPrism, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 16:07, archived)

*sniggers*

thats terrible
(in a good way of course)

(Ludwig van B3ta-hoven i'm tired of this room & every1 in it., Fri 5 Sep 2003, 16:11, archived)

Boasting after sex....

based on an old joke.....

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gingerbenji wrote a book http://goo.gl/8UiGjd, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 16:07, archived)

Arf!

...ternoon all.

(Fur King Wang Car, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 16:08, archived)

No, i'm thor

and so is my wife.

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 16:08, archived)

Been going at it hammer and tongs, then?

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charliedontsurf, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 16:14, archived)

Then

You should have uthed a thaddle thilly.

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100% Cock Raw like carrots., Fri 5 Sep 2003, 16:09, archived)

a large mouthfull...

...of merlot went carpet bound at the 'thorry'

(pabc, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 20:20, archived)

what is the

link to listen 2 b3ta radio?

('Andeh', Fri 5 Sep 2003, 16:07, archived)

http://www.resonancefm.com/audio.htm

there you go.

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C-Bean on, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 16:07, archived)

`ello

can they get away with saying "felching" and "frottaging" on the radio? :-D

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Reckless_Rik, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 16:08, archived)

obviously

the previous DJ managed a "motherfucker"...

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chthonic, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 16:09, archived)

It's amazing the jobs that require an agent these days.

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Baz Fuck off, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 16:11, archived)

although it's not working for me.

this might be to do with firewalls, or their own capacity.

oddly, 104.4fm isn't working either.

(martian, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 16:11, archived)

Probably fluctuations in the speed of light.

Have you tried fitting an opto-acoustic filter to your radio?

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Baz Fuck off, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 16:12, archived)

no.

but i gave it a kick.

(martian, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 16:12, archived)

the appliance of science

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Pootle, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 16:15, archived)

oh i see what i've been doing.

it's working now.

(martian, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 16:19, archived)

I have to access it via

www.commedia.org.uk/streaming/lmc.ram

maybe that`ll help..?

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Reckless_Rik, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 16:13, archived)

cheers

but it's making reallayer crash for me.

this would be because realplayer is shit.

(martian, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 16:16, archived)

I do so enjoy having this thread.

Every fucking week.

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Baz Fuck off, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 16:08, archived)

ever so

sorry

('Andeh', Fri 5 Sep 2003, 16:10, archived)

you will be.

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Baz Fuck off, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 16:11, archived)

it's great

isn't it.
the comic timing is what really makes it work

(

Pootle, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 16:10, archived)

you

mean asking after the show has started? ;-)

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Reckless_Rik, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 16:11, archived)

and the fact that the link

is on the FUCKING HOMEPAGE you spackers.

(

Darkedge, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 16:13, archived)

ex-cuse me!

"hackers" - is the term, thank you very much!

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Reckless_Rik, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 16:14, archived)

no.

no it isn't.

(martian, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 16:19, archived)

tis

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Reckless_Rik, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 16:20, archived)

Now, now.

Be fluffy.

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Baz Fuck off, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 16:14, archived)

fucksocks, I never thought I'd see you say such a thing

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Pootle, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 16:16, archived)

I think

bovine may need his list...

(

butchbint, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 16:17, archived)

Your dedication to the cause

is admiral.

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Baz Fuck off, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 16:18, archived)

i don't know.

i usually like the third or fourth one better.

(kerouac, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 16:14, archived)

Yay! the return...

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 16:07, archived)

ha ha ha

I loved those
the custard one was the best

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Pootle, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 16:09, archived)

Would that be 'I'm fucking dis custard?'

I quite like 'I'm in dis pear'.

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charliedontsurf, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 16:13, archived)

that's the badger

I'd forgotten the pear one

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Pootle, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 16:17, archived)

"Maud, I didn't think we were marsupial"

when penguin practical jokes go too far

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KittyWaste lives at Sleepingplanet.com, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 16:06, archived)

that am

woo

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NobbyNobody 21 years a b3tan, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 16:14, archived)

thank you

no one else seemed to reply
they're all obsessed with vikings

rightly so

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KittyWaste lives at Sleepingplanet.com, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 16:16, archived)

Anyone heard of that dancehall singer John Paul?

(Alienboy, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 16:06, archived)

no, but how about

"his holyness john paul the second"

(lalalalala, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 16:09, archived)

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