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# threadwaste
any oxfordy b3tans around? i am in desperate need of liquid alcoholic happiness in the next couple of days with like minded people. please help.
(I helped save b3ta! _null_, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 22:57, archived)
# flibz is in oxford
doubt he'd be around right now though
(I helped save b3ta! evil pixie, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 23:00, archived)
# no.
Fuck off, you cunt.

/Baz.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Phil Kitten, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 23:01, archived)
# nice try
but it's not really you ;)
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 23:01, archived)
# fucking is!
I can swear with the best of them! GRrr!!
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Phil Kitten, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 23:02, archived)
# Feeble
attempt
(I helped save b3ta! High Lord Phanty, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 23:04, archived)
# ok - i can't find a better place to put this so...


sorry zog...
(I helped save b3ta! popt_art, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 23:02, archived)
# meep!
I see now why he was keen to keep that "under wraps!"
(I helped save b3ta! JustHere4Coffee remembers when all o' this were car parks, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 23:03, archived)
# *blind*
(I helped save b3ta! Tart Monkey, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 23:03, archived)
# ha ha ha ha ha ha ha
/wees self
(I helped save b3ta! 100% of Gibbon, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 23:04, archived)
# OH MY FUCKING CRIKEY!
WIOUROASIjdGLSKmd'vgoiwuc ef o5versdv poiW;dgaea uroi apotEtER( USAFPOUISDPsaosIUw'oer9uACWO xfSOIrt#pe0i !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


*is strangely aroused.*
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Phil Kitten, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 23:04, archived)
# i weighed up a lot of things before i posted
i think the tiara is a particularly nice touch.
(I helped save b3ta! popt_art, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 23:05, archived)
# rolf mayo?
The thing is with that pic is that it just doesn't look shopped
My eyes - my beautiful eyes!
(I helped save b3ta! pep, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 23:05, archived)
# AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAA!
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAA!
WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
(tomsk, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 23:04, archived)
# hahahahahahahaha!
perfect!
(I helped save b3ta! Reverend Dan, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 23:04, archived)
# FRONTPAGE! NOW!
(I helped save b3ta! Reverend Dan, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 23:04, archived)
# gwarn popt
do a 280 pixel one... the rate the FP is moving at the moment it'll be on for DAYS...

(of course, I wouldn't FP it myself.)
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Phil Kitten, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 23:06, archived)
# you don't get the full glory though
(I helped save b3ta! popt_art, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 23:07, archived)
# I think
that'd be a bit mean...
(tomsk, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 23:08, archived)
# *wrestles with conscience*
...mmmmrrrrrrrrgaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhHHHHHHHH!!!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Phil Kitten, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 23:10, archived)
# I agree
mind you - we could all get it printed on a t-shirt and wear it to the bash?
(I helped save b3ta! pep, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 23:10, archived)
# just the zog bit.
not those annoying camper types.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 23:12, archived)
# i get that the big guy is zog...
but who ARE those other people?
(Hobbes, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 23:15, archived)
# some random twunt
posted a pic a few threads back, saying "shop my friends" or some such...
(I helped save b3ta! popt_art, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 23:17, archived)
# i like that idea
(I helped save b3ta! popt_art, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 23:12, archived)
# Ooops.
(tomsk, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 23:19, archived)
# but
neccessary.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 23:11, archived)
# can't one FP it for like 10 minutes
and then renege?
(I helped save b3ta! popt_art, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 23:13, archived)
# you....
horrible
horrible
HORRIBLE


....


I'm not speaking to you anymore.
(I helped save b3ta! zog why change it now?, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 23:04, archived)
# Nice socks.
(tomsk, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 23:05, archived)
# lots of them are looking at the socks too!
(I helped save b3ta! popt_art, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 23:08, archived)
# They're great,
I want some.
(tomsk, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 23:09, archived)
# i used
to have a pair like 'em. sadly.
(I helped save b3ta! stouffer, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 23:10, archived)
# dont blame you boss..
I've had to kill her for that.
(I helped save b3ta! Hugo Rune, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 23:05, archived)
# i think you look fab
that's why i posted, and we had such a laugh taking the pics, didn't we?

I had to share.
(I helped save b3ta! popt_art, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 23:06, archived)
# animate!
;)
(I helped save b3ta! rogan, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 23:08, archived)
# you animate!!!
i'll send you the source pic! ;)
(I helped save b3ta! popt_art, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 23:14, archived)
# holy fuck
that's a bit scary
(I helped save b3ta! Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 23:05, archived)
# hahahahahaha
/falls off chair
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 23:06, archived)
# !
(I helped save b3ta! King Ralph is drunk, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 23:06, archived)
# Then Dog turned up
and everyone ran off...

(I helped save b3ta! matsimpsk, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 23:07, archived)
# hurrah for dog!!!!
i fuggin love dog i do.
(I helped save b3ta! popt_art, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 23:08, archived)
# And, lo...
Dog was Good.
(I helped save b3ta! matsimpsk, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 23:10, archived)
# what really nice stampage...
too bad I don't know who the dog is and I'm far too distracted by poptarts EXTREMELY EVIL ANTICS IN THIS THREAD to really warrant any attention elsewhere.

(I helped save b3ta! zog why change it now?, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 23:10, archived)
# dog started here


and mat has taken the ball and rolled it... and I think that's great :)

(Edit) ps.. soweee but it's such a great pic, i couldn't not. you'd do the same.
(I helped save b3ta! popt_art, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 23:11, archived)
# Can't... resist...
(I helped save b3ta! matsimpsk, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 23:14, archived)
# 2 for the price of one!
actually - a list of links to the Dog would be woo, if you have time?
(I helped save b3ta! popt_art, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 23:14, archived)
# Hmmm...
rubberfeet.org should be going back up soon (but using its new supa-slow technology), so my old gallery will be returning then. When I can be bothered, I'll make a Dog specific one :)
(I helped save b3ta! matsimpsk, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 23:17, archived)
# you are a wonder : )
i'd like to link to it - when i get my own site in order. :)
(I helped save b3ta! popt_art, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 23:18, archived)
# I think what you fail to understand here, poptart, is that
YOU MUST DIE!!!!

and no, I would not have done the same!

greeeaaargh!
(I helped save b3ta! zog why change it now?, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 23:19, archived)
# :(
(I helped save b3ta! popt_art, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 23:20, archived)
# I think you have a case
to demand that she pose in Union Jack grundies and post it on the web.
(tomsk, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 23:20, archived)
# he asked me to take pictures of him
i mean?
(I helped save b3ta! popt_art, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 23:22, archived)
# Hmm.
I dunno, we should ask Pep or something.
(tomsk, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 23:28, archived)
# blimeh
!
(I helped save b3ta! eclectech is older but no wiser, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 23:16, archived)
# Oi
play nice.

/dr phil kitten
(I helped save b3ta! stouffer, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 23:02, archived)
# What the FUCK are you banging on about?
/stouffer.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Phil Kitten, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 23:02, archived)
# i would.
/SunshineElephant
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 23:07, archived)
# for the
last time stouffer, i love you.

/pep
(I helped save b3ta! stouffer, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 23:08, archived)
# stop torturing me!
/berk's testicles
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 23:09, archived)
# Eheheheh.
/me
(tomsk, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 23:10, archived)
# I am omniscient
and omnipresent.

/Fnord.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Phil Kitten, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 23:11, archived)
# i was just thinking too
how i havent seen fnord around in a while
(I helped save b3ta! evil pixie, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 23:18, archived)
# 4rthur?
(I helped save b3ta! King Ralph is drunk, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 23:01, archived)
# any liquidy people around?
i am in desparate need of happy b3tanness in the next alcoholic days with like-coupled help. please mind.
(I helped save b3ta! Or is it?, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 23:01, archived)
# hello
is Oxford still going very badly for you?
(I helped save b3ta! Lora, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 23:02, archived)
# yes
during the summer, i seem to have forgotten all my maths. and i haven't been in a totally sane state of mind today.
(I helped save b3ta! _null_, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 23:07, archived)
# oh dear
you know, you've made me completely reconsider my application to cambridge! Maybe that's a good thing.
(I helped save b3ta! Lora, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 23:09, archived)
# after my interview (which i hated)
i vowed never to come here again.

typical.
(I helped save b3ta! _null_, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 23:12, archived)
# I have friends in Cambridge at the mo
and some friends who graduated from there, and they are all very nice. It takes a while to find like-minded sorts anywhere.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Phil Kitten, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 23:13, archived)
# mrs potatohead in real life photo exclusive!
(I helped save b3ta! raver, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 22:56, archived)
# Haha!
Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! sp3ccylad carries on breathing all the way up to, say, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 22:58, archived)
# why do I recognize that head...
woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Ravenblack All the good quotes have gone, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 22:58, archived)
# See?!?
Now that's a girly moustache...
(I helped save b3ta! Lethe is carrying a spade. SPANG., Sun 12 Oct 2003, 23:00, archived)
# lovely mouth
though
(I helped save b3ta! Ravenblack All the good quotes have gone, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 23:01, archived)
# it looks somehow
"ready", doesn't it.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Phil Kitten, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 23:03, archived)
# well, really...
I'm not sure I know what you mean...
(I helped save b3ta! JustHere4Coffee remembers when all o' this were car parks, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 23:05, archived)
# sorry...missed that...
i was busy waiting for it to print off before I go to the loo....


Did I just type that - I just meant to think it....
(I helped save b3ta! Ravenblack All the good quotes have gone, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 23:05, archived)
# you have
just nicked a photo of my Ex
(dontknow.net, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 22:59, archived)
# Woo!
I did this one earlier!
(I helped save b3ta! King Ralph is drunk, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 22:59, archived)
# and her
new bloke
(dontknow.net, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 23:00, archived)
# mmmmmm
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 23:01, archived)
# and
the baby they will have
(dontknow.net, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 23:01, archived)
# Anyone done pets?
(I helped save b3ta! King Ralph is drunk, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 23:02, archived)
# she
has
(dontknow.net, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 23:03, archived)
# *snigger*
(I helped save b3ta! King Ralph is drunk, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 23:05, archived)
# hehe
wooderful
(I helped save b3ta! Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 23:01, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 22:55, archived)
# tsk
Keep it in the thread, will you please.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Phil Kitten, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 22:55, archived)
# I did this one!!!


and kept it clean!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Ravenblack All the good quotes have gone, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 22:57, archived)
# Woo and yay!
I like!
(The Secret 7000 ...join us. www.secret7000.co.uk, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 22:58, archived)
# what's going on?
i'm lost. where are my fags?
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 22:58, archived)
# oh
i see
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 22:58, archived)
# thats wonerful
i was thinking about it.

edit - there's some eschery arm stuff going on in the middle there
(I helped save b3ta! Or is it?, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 22:59, archived)
# I thought that
but on closer inspection it all works out
(I helped save b3ta! Ravenblack All the good quotes have gone, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 23:08, archived)
# sorry,
but, you know.
willies.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 22:58, archived)
# ok.
(I helped save b3ta! zog why change it now?, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 23:00, archived)
# Yay!
WWJD?
Nuthin', just hang around.
(tomsk, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 23:01, archived)
# haha
like the joke about 4 nails and the inn keeper
(I helped save b3ta! Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 23:02, archived)
# Wow.
Jesus was huge!
No wonder people believed his drunken ramblings.
(I helped save b3ta! helmetcream, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 23:01, archived)
# Yeah, he's a gowth industry
couple of billion believers wasn't it?
(I helped save b3ta! Lethe is carrying a spade. SPANG., Sun 12 Oct 2003, 23:07, archived)
# Well...
...it had to be done.
(The Secret 7000 ...join us. www.secret7000.co.uk, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 22:56, archived)
# Tag line should be
"On holiday we met Tony Blair"

Or somat
(SpacedustAddict, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 22:56, archived)
# that's very good.
we were just wondering, though - why did you remove some of their legs?
(I helped save b3ta! 100% of Gibbon, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 22:59, archived)
# it's a side effect
of the medication i'm currently on.
be warned.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 23:02, archived)
# hey, dudes
how's it all going?
(I helped save b3ta! mikeisbrill, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 22:54, archived)
# which mike are you?
Are you that nice ginger boy with the alcohol dependency?
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Phil Kitten, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 22:55, archived)
# yeah.
i'm actually pretty bombed to be hnoest.
(I helped save b3ta! mikeisbrill, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 22:56, archived)
# *thrown into confusion*
What does bombed mean? Is it good or bad?

I am out of touch wid' da kidzz.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Phil Kitten, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 22:57, archived)
# its lke all drunk and shit.
which is good yet sinultaneously bhad.
(I helped save b3ta! mikeisbrill, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 22:58, archived)
# Oh but
can drunk ever really be bad? Where would we be without it, after all?
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Phil Kitten, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 22:59, archived)
# i wouldnt exist.
i'm pretty sure i was accidental.
(I helped save b3ta! mikeisbrill, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 23:03, archived)
# I have never been drunk and shit.
Though I did once see someone wee in the street after some lager. Does that count?
(I helped save b3ta! Tart Monkey, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 23:00, archived)
# fair
to middling.
(I helped save b3ta! stouffer, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 22:55, archived)
# dude!
i hate you!
you suck!

bring back funwithshapes.co.uk !
(I helped save b3ta! mikeisbrill, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 22:58, archived)
# i just
really couldn't be arsed with it anymore. when i do internet stuff my actual life isn't worth writing about.
(I helped save b3ta! stouffer, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 22:59, archived)
# ive found that.
like you think 'every three days i need something efunny to write about' and it doesn't always happen.
(I helped save b3ta! mikeisbrill, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 23:03, archived)
# no. especially
not in autumn. autumn sucks.
(I helped save b3ta! stouffer, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 23:04, archived)
# but
autumn is pretty.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Phil Kitten, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 23:08, archived)
# phwooar.
it's mike. You're gorgeous.

Blimey. What just happened there? you ARE a lady killer. Where've you been?
(I helped save b3ta! pep, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 22:55, archived)
# fuckin wales.
still there. just this is the only time i've been poisse4d enough to want to go to the computer block.
(I helped save b3ta! mikeisbrill, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 22:57, archived)
# gawd. At THIS hour?
things must be bad.
I thought you were in London or something? Haven't you left that goddamn college yet?
(I helped save b3ta! pep, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 22:59, archived)
# beginning of third year.
still here. about seven more months till i become dole scum.
(I helped save b3ta! mikeisbrill, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 23:02, archived)
# 3 years of training for that.
I would think they could teach that to a decent standard at A-levels really. Bloody teachers.
(I helped save b3ta! pep, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 23:07, archived)
# Alright
mike!
(I helped save b3ta! helmetcream, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 22:55, archived)
# oirish!
(I helped save b3ta! mikeisbrill, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 22:59, archived)
# badly
very badly
(I helped save b3ta! Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 22:57, archived)
# hey mike!
great thanks! it's already my birthday in spain!

i have to wait a bit though because i'm not in spain
(I helped save b3ta! Reverend Dan, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 23:03, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 22:54, archived)
# hehe
hey, where'd you get to anyway?
(I helped save b3ta! JustHere4Coffee remembers when all o' this were car parks, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 22:55, archived)
# ahh, sorry about that
long story involving my brother. who, although a lovely boy (/windsor davies) is a fuck up.
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 22:57, archived)
# fair enough
we'll just have to make you pass out next time we see you so we can draw comedy cocks on you properly
(I helped save b3ta! JustHere4Coffee remembers when all o' this were car parks, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 23:01, archived)
# and you wonder why i don't come?
;)

i really wanted to come, i'd even booked a hotel, but it's kinda been bubbling under for a few weeks and it needed sorting.

usual cocktail of drink, girls, money etc etc etc... ;)
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 23:09, archived)
# ah
sounds hellish...
(I helped save b3ta! JustHere4Coffee remembers when all o' this were car parks, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 23:12, archived)
# that pretty much sums up our relationship
;)
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 23:15, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
Wouldn't the beatles have been good if they were called The Willies?
(I helped save b3ta! helmetcream, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 22:56, archived)
# hmm
different and woo
(I helped save b3ta! Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 22:58, archived)
# Please fill in the gap

from my holiday snap
(The Secret 7000 ...join us. www.secret7000.co.uk, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 22:46, archived)
# oh dear
please fill in the missing word from the following sentence, as I can't be bothered:
you ____!
(I helped save b3ta! JustHere4Coffee remembers when all o' this were car parks, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 22:46, archived)
# Thankyou
for your cooperation.
(The Secret 7000 ...join us. www.secret7000.co.uk, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 22:47, archived)
# ri gellar.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 22:49, archived)
# r all gay
(I helped save b3ta! Or is it?, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 22:52, archived)
# a
winner

*clasps*
(I helped save b3ta! Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 22:56, archived)
# pfffft!
I just imagined a huge penis in there!
(I helped save b3ta! Ravenblack All the good quotes have gone, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 22:46, archived)
# thinking
about your pants again eh?
(I helped save b3ta! stouffer, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 22:47, archived)
# Ha hA
erm...no

Just tired and can't think of anything wittier.


NIGHT ALL!
(I helped save b3ta! Ravenblack All the good quotes have gone, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 22:49, archived)
# now you're thinking about
the Professor's big cock?!
(I helped save b3ta! Lora, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 22:51, archived)
# now, there's
some conversations that should be kept private...
(I helped save b3ta! stouffer, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 22:53, archived)
# I read 'pants' as
'parents', which is a bit of a worry.
(I helped save b3ta! pep, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 22:57, archived)
# freudian
slips?
(I helped save b3ta! rogan, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 22:58, archived)
# My attempt
put some random friend in:
(The Secret 7000 ...join us. www.secret7000.co.uk, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 22:47, archived)
# *sigh*
Prepare yourself for a torrent of abuse.
(I helped save b3ta! Mystery_Bob, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 22:47, archived)
# No, I understand this
the average bandwagon-jumping b3ta idiot I can cope with.
(The Secret 7000 ...join us. www.secret7000.co.uk, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 22:48, archived)
# the thing is
you can't just force a bandwagon... that said, it'll probably happen if people are bored enough - good job it's nearly bedtime
(I helped save b3ta! JustHere4Coffee remembers when all o' this were car parks, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 22:49, archived)
# Such a shame.
They've put some thought into that pic, clearly.
(tomsk, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 22:49, archived)
# that's
what i thought. i like it.
(I helped save b3ta! stouffer, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 22:51, archived)
# Yeah
just a shame we can't be arsed to do anything with it!
(I helped save b3ta! King Ralph is drunk, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 22:51, archived)
# You'll just have to imagine
that I've shopped a cock into it.
(I helped save b3ta! King Ralph is drunk, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 22:48, archived)
# heh
I was thinking a twelve-foot dildo.

but I can't be bothered either..
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 22:48, archived)
# MIND PISSSSSSSSSSSS
(I helped save b3ta! Ravenblack All the good quotes have gone, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 22:49, archived)
# thats
all u think about
(dontknow.net, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 22:49, archived)
# I really want to paste in there...
...one of the Abraham Lincoln guys from the Gay Bar video. But I'm too scared to download the video so I can...
(Tsuki-chan, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 22:49, archived)
# So you should be...
...watching the video will make you gay and you will be ostrich-ised from your local community.
(I helped save b3ta! Mystery_Bob, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 22:51, archived)
# you
need a new holiday location
(dontknow.net, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 22:51, archived)
# The holiday location
was really funny. A girl with us assured us it was great. She failed to notice the dirty great powerstation next to it.
(The Secret 7000 ...join us. www.secret7000.co.uk, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 22:53, archived)
#
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(I helped save b3ta! wonko the sane, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 22:51, archived)
# OK.


[edit]No wait, this is better.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Phil Kitten, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 22:51, archived)
# nice
beard(edit) and teeth
(dontknow.net, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 22:52, archived)
# i heard he stole it from brian blessed
(I helped save b3ta! Or is it?, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 22:53, archived)
# Bit of red-eye there
Camera person obv. doesn't know what they're doing.
(I helped save b3ta! Lethe is carrying a spade. SPANG., Sun 12 Oct 2003, 23:10, archived)
# hahahahahahahahaha
/slow long chuckle
(I helped save b3ta! Or is it?, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 22:52, archived)
# Where
did you find HIM !!??!?!?!?!
(I helped save b3ta! wonko the sane, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 22:53, archived)
# Heheh.
Woo.
(tomsk, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 22:53, archived)
# blimey
so that's what I'll look like in 20 10 5 a couple of years months weeks!
(I helped save b3ta! JustHere4Coffee remembers when all o' this were car parks, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 22:55, archived)
# ha ha ha
(I helped save b3ta! 100% of Gibbon, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 22:57, archived)
# hahah
evenin all
(I helped save b3ta! Oscar Wildebeest, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 23:05, archived)
# you went on holiday
to a power station?
(I helped save b3ta! Reverend Dan, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 22:55, archived)
# Guess what gif I still had open?
(I helped save b3ta! 100% of Gibbon, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 22:55, archived)
# how sturdy
she is.
(I helped save b3ta! Lora, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 22:56, archived)
# and tall :(
i'd feel so meager..
(Catfish Ma, why can't I draw? "Because you have fins dear", Sun 12 Oct 2003, 23:55, archived)
# um...
smug bloke?

she really is sturdy, isn't she!
(I helped save b3ta! JustHere4Coffee remembers when all o' this were car parks, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 22:57, archived)
# I like her!
(I helped save b3ta! Ravenblack All the good quotes have gone, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 22:57, archived)
# shes
a bit tall
(dontknow.net, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 22:59, archived)
# me to!
we'd get on wel!
(I helped save b3ta! Ravenblack All the good quotes have gone, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 23:00, archived)
# ......
.She's not tall, all my mates are 4 foot.
(The Secret 7000 ...join us. www.secret7000.co.uk, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 23:01, archived)
# OK
The gap between the camera and those people seemed the best one to go for
(I helped save b3ta! barnesy, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 22:57, archived)
# no,...
back a bit more... a little more...
(I helped save b3ta! JustHere4Coffee remembers when all o' this were car parks, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 23:02, archived)
# haha
best one yet
(I helped save b3ta! Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 23:04, archived)
# that is
brilliant!
(I helped save b3ta! freshlegs, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 23:09, archived)
# that's top notch dry stone walling
/northern monkey
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 23:19, archived)
# .
(I helped save b3ta! Oscar Wildebeest, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 23:04, archived)
# why is that different to mine?
see further up the board....
(I helped save b3ta! Ravenblack All the good quotes have gone, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 23:07, archived)
# why is it different to yours?
probably because the odds of getting all 261370 pixels exactly the same are 1 : (256^(3*261370))

Even the mindpiss can't be pixel perfect
(I helped save b3ta! Oscar Wildebeest, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 23:12, archived)
# Hi!
my name is..
what?
my name is..
who?



my name is..
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 22:42, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Kaiser, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 22:43, archived)
# Oooohhhh...
....I want a spunt machine for christmas!

drums are done and mailed off to Koit btw ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Mystery_Bob, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 22:44, archived)
# Yup!
I've heard it and it's fantastic!
1475 retakes and I'll have something useful!
(I helped save b3ta! Kaiser, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 22:46, archived)
# ha ha ha...
...I know the feeling ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Mystery_Bob, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 22:46, archived)
# i think it's an interesting project!
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Kaiser, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 22:49, archived)
# Ha ha ha
*gasp*

haha ha hahaha ha haaaaaaaaa

/collapses
(I helped save b3ta! 100% of Gibbon, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 22:46, archived)
# that appeals to me,
though i've no idea what spunt is.
(I helped save b3ta! freshlegs, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 22:49, archived)
# It's thick, creamy,
...and tastes uncommonly good.
(I helped save b3ta! Mystery_Bob, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 22:52, archived)
# And how.
Fuck fuck fuck, the wheel on my mouse is on its way out. Fortunately I planned ahead and made sure I have one on the keyboard as well.. Gonna need a new mouse though if I can't fix this one.
(I helped save b3ta! Lethe is carrying a spade. SPANG., Sun 12 Oct 2003, 22:44, archived)
# what like the down arrow key?
(I helped save b3ta! Reverend Dan, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 22:45, archived)
# You have a wheel on your keyboard?
Cool!
(I helped save b3ta! sp3ccylad carries on breathing all the way up to, say, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 22:46, archived)
# logitech
have wheels on their keyboards now... I have 2 wheels on my mouse as well, but the second one's rarely used - especially here!
(I helped save b3ta! JustHere4Coffee remembers when all o' this were car parks, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 22:47, archived)
# I have two wheels on my keyboard
and seven buttons on my mouse! :-D
(I helped save b3ta! splorp ®, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 22:51, archived)
# Fuck's sake
Isn't that a tad excessive?

Surely all you need is one big F5.
(I helped save b3ta! sp3ccylad carries on breathing all the way up to, say, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 22:56, archived)
# It's a *bit* mad
but I love it! You can never have too many buttons I say! Never!
(I helped save b3ta! splorp ®, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 23:03, archived)
# my mouse is shit,
i may venture into the world of tablets.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 22:46, archived)
# I love my tablet
bought it on ebay for $15 when I lived in Oregon. Fabby. Go for it.
(I helped save b3ta! sp3ccylad carries on breathing all the way up to, say, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 22:50, archived)
# The drugs don't work...
(I helped save b3ta! Lethe is carrying a spade. SPANG., Sun 12 Oct 2003, 22:50, archived)
# Lazy bastards
(I helped save b3ta! sp3ccylad carries on breathing all the way up to, say, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 22:54, archived)
# huh
I wish I had a wheel on my mouse..

how're you this fine morning?
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 22:47, archived)
# I'm rather well thankyou
I have cleaned my flat,and done lots of homey things after going out last night with me girlfriend and a lot of her rather strange giggling law friends. How about you?
(I helped save b3ta! Lethe is carrying a spade. SPANG., Sun 12 Oct 2003, 22:59, archived)
# the same
..at work, thinking of other things..
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 23:17, archived)
# Just getting ready for bed myself.
Will probably be back in about 7 hours or so.

Gah, i'm an addict.
(I helped save b3ta! Lethe is carrying a spade. SPANG., Sun 12 Oct 2003, 23:20, archived)
# The wheel on your mouse
Will destroy the tendons in your hand over time.
The wheel is evil.
(I helped save b3ta! Tart Monkey, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 23:01, archived)
# wicka wicka Spunt shady!


/gets idea for shop, but is too busy preparing for a dinner party
(I helped save b3ta! Or is it?, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 22:45, archived)
# what the fuck is
spunt now?
(I helped save b3ta! zog why change it now?, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 22:46, archived)
# damn mindpiss
(I helped save b3ta! SarahRatt, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 22:47, archived)
# It started off as a contraction of 'Spamming Cunt'
...but now it is so much more.

(I helped save b3ta! Mystery_Bob, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 22:49, archived)
# oo
nice!
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 23:12, archived)
# heheheheh
www.introducingspunt.com/

..now that I think about it, Primus' My Name is Mud would work better..
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 22:46, archived)
# haha!
*runs off to grab www.introducingspunt.co.uk*
(I helped save b3ta! JustHere4Coffee remembers when all o' this were car parks, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 22:48, archived)
# I'm not sure what you mean by spunt
Is it in the 4rthur-nary?

(I helped save b3ta! SarahRatt, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 22:47, archived)
# Spunt!
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 22:47, archived)
# Sheepdog
(I helped save b3ta! sp3ccylad carries on breathing all the way up to, say, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 22:37, archived)
# meh-e-e-e-e!
cute.

woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 22:38, archived)
# nice!
say sp3ccylad, what is that watermark a spoof of? it looks so familiar to me. is it playmobile?
(I helped save b3ta! zog why change it now?, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 22:39, archived)
# Please.
Don't remind me of the Playmobil porn. I still have the nightmares.

Edit: That wasn't very helpful. I was more riffing off the design of British road signs after I used the DOT font when I was IMing my wife and realised everything I typed looked absurdly authoritative...
(I helped save b3ta! sp3ccylad carries on breathing all the way up to, say, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 22:42, archived)
#
Benetton?
(I helped save b3ta! sosumi, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 22:57, archived)
# hehe
That I like - have a woo! and a yay!
(tom_artosorse, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 22:39, archived)
# baa-ah-ah-ah-ah-ark
woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Or is it?, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 22:41, archived)
# Worse than its
bi-yi-yi-yi-yi-te
(I helped save b3ta! sp3ccylad carries on breathing all the way up to, say, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 22:43, archived)
# aww...
cuteness :)
(I helped save b3ta! eclectech is older but no wiser, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 22:50, archived)
# awwww
nice goggie!
(I helped save b3ta! sosumi, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 23:02, archived)
# Anyone know the music clips used in...
...tales of the blode, episode one, by Joel Veitech?

Ta
(original name, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 22:36, archived)
# Ahem!
www.rathergood.com/faq
(I helped save b3ta! King Ralph is drunk, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 22:37, archived)
# yes
joel knows, and even says on his site - check his FAQ, please
(I helped save b3ta! JustHere4Coffee remembers when all o' this were car parks, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 22:37, archived)
# Joel Veitch.
(I helped save b3ta! barnesy, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 22:37, archived)
# switch
advert
(I helped save b3ta! stouffer, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 22:40, archived)
# it's funny
that we now direct people to faqs at OTHER sites, when they ask stupid, yet frequently asked questions
(I helped save b3ta! Or is it?, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 22:40, archived)
# The SYFAQ
would be a much better naming convention.
(tomsk, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 22:42, archived)
# what we need
is an FAQ with all the FAQs in
(I helped save b3ta! JustHere4Coffee remembers when all o' this were car parks, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 22:43, archived)
# faqing good idea.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 22:47, archived)
# caled the YFAFIFAQ
"why is it so offensive to me?"
"you-fucking-asked-for-it, cunt!"
(I helped save b3ta! SarahRatt, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 22:52, archived)
# FAQs
disappearing into infinity would be cool.
(I helped save b3ta! sp3ccylad carries on breathing all the way up to, say, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 22:47, archived)
# good point
we'd need to make sure the FAQ of FAQs linked to itself
(I helped save b3ta! JustHere4Coffee remembers when all o' this were car parks, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 22:50, archived)
# That would be FAQING great.
An uberfaq if you will.
(I helped save b3ta! chaotic_illuminator proud spacehopperist, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 22:51, archived)
# never heard
of him.
(I helped save b3ta! 100% of Gibbon, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 22:50, archived)
# Dune
I can't stop raving (is the main tune, and rather fab if you happen to like techno-y stuff)
(I helped save b3ta! NomDePlume fo shizzle my nizzle old bean, Mon 13 Oct 2003, 16:43, archived)
# ..
(I helped save b3ta! pippy is a truck, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 22:34, archived)
# hehehehe
me likey
(I helped save b3ta! JustHere4Coffee remembers when all o' this were car parks, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 22:35, archived)
# hahaha
nice one :)
(I helped save b3ta! rogan, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 22:37, archived)
# heheh!
Yay!

(I helped save b3ta! The Boy T, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 22:38, archived)
# oh,
that is making me laugh
(I helped save b3ta! freshlegs, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 22:41, archived)
# oh look
it's Gareth!
(I helped save b3ta! 100% of Gibbon, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 22:48, archived)
# yay
tops
(I helped save b3ta! pippy is a truck, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 22:50, archived)
# Bet it's been done before, mind.
Make it fall, make it fall....
(I helped save b3ta! Tart Monkey, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 22:38, archived)
# Pffft!
Extraordinary.
(I helped save b3ta! sp3ccylad carries on breathing all the way up to, say, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 22:39, archived)
# haha...
fab as ever :)
(I helped save b3ta! eclectech is older but no wiser, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 22:45, archived)
# He was quick on the draw - I thought I'd be dead
(Pelle ghola, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 22:33, archived)
# what large hands he has.



That is all.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Phil Kitten, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 22:34, archived)
# small
far away

or was it the other way around?
(I helped save b3ta! JustHere4Coffee remembers when all o' this were car parks, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 22:35, archived)
# I know
He doesn't go for his gun. He slaps his enemies silly.....
(Pelle ghola, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 22:38, archived)
# I like
your style, draw us a cartoon! (please)
(I helped save b3ta! rogan, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 22:36, archived)
# As soon as I manage to draw
characters consistently, I will try...
(Pelle ghola, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 22:41, archived)
# ah...
I know what you mean!
(I helped save b3ta! rogan, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 22:55, archived)
# your drawings
are very lovely...
(I helped save b3ta! eclectech is older but no wiser, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 22:46, archived)
# The Statue Of Sturdity


Such a sturdy girl...

and, yes, i know she's got a bit of a gammy hand holding the pick-axe...
(I helped save b3ta! 100% of Gibbon, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 22:31, archived)
# yay!
It's good to see Sturdy Girl again!
(I helped save b3ta! barnesy, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 22:33, archived)
# woooooo!
i'm drunk, and off for some cheese
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 22:33, archived)
# Bloody students...


Cheese frippery.
(I helped save b3ta! Tart Monkey, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 22:34, archived)
# a bit of a gammy hand?!
Jeremy Beeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeadle...
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Phil Kitten, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 22:33, archived)
# the best thing about this
is how far you've stretched for that pun. ha ha!
(I helped save b3ta! freshlegs, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 22:33, archived)
# REACH
for the pun!
Climb every mountain high and REACH!
For the pun!
Fo-llow your heart's desire!
REACH! For the pun!
And when that rainbow's shining over you,
That's when that pun will all come true!
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Phil Kitten, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 22:34, archived)
# i don't want to be singing that for the next couple of days,
but i have a feeling i shall be...
(I helped save b3ta! freshlegs, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 22:42, archived)
# stretch for pun?
i would never do anything so dastardly*...

*lie
(I helped save b3ta! 100% of Gibbon, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 22:35, archived)
# sturdy girl!
yay!
(I helped save b3ta! bananaman, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 22:33, archived)
# crumbs
i've not seen her in ages. welcome back SG
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 22:39, archived)
# huzzah!
for Sturdy Girl.

woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 22:43, archived)
# Erm...
(I helped save b3ta! racketear tired, stressed and happy, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 22:31, archived)
# oh dear
(I helped save b3ta! JustHere4Coffee remembers when all o' this were car parks, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 22:31, archived)
# what the!?
I dare not ask what that hairy thing is!
(tom_artosorse, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 22:32, archived)
# I really don't know...
the caption on the site I found it said: 'snail or asshole?'
(I helped save b3ta! racketear tired, stressed and happy, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 22:33, archived)
# nasty!
could be a snail arsehole?
(tom_artosorse, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 22:35, archived)
# First impressions:
I said "Oh dear God, what was that?"

My girlfriend said "Cool".

She scares me.
(Not very much gravitas at all, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 22:33, archived)
# whats
your girlfriends number?
(dontknow.net, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 22:33, archived)
# Forty-two
/the guide
(Not very much gravitas at all, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 23:09, archived)
# MSN
(Y)
(Flash13, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 23:21, archived)
# Christ
is that SFW?

Two requests and I'll linky it!
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Phil Kitten, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 22:33, archived)
# of course it is
it could be anything - from a clam - to a scrot - to a snail :)
(I helped save b3ta! racketear tired, stressed and happy, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 22:34, archived)
# bliminy.
me and my crudites
(I helped save b3ta! racketear tired, stressed and happy, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 22:35, archived)
# chopped
carrots?
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Phil Kitten, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 22:36, archived)
# yes
is there something wrong with my vegetables?
(I helped save b3ta! racketear tired, stressed and happy, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 22:37, archived)
# kill it!
Kill it hard!
(cowsgo, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 22:40, archived)
# .
(tom_artosorse, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 22:28, archived)
# delicious
on toast.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Phil Kitten, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 22:29, archived)
# Hahahaha
woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Or is it?, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 22:29, archived)
# it must be
late took me a min to get it
(dontknow.net, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 22:29, archived)
# Chuckle
.
(Icouldsleepforever, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 22:29, archived)
# ooh, handy!
I was so proud yesterday, I only got lost once on the way to munkt0n and jiva's - and I actually called for directions after one failed "this way" attempt!
(I helped save b3ta! JustHere4Coffee remembers when all o' this were car parks, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 22:29, archived)
# that's the diet
children should be raised on!
(I helped save b3ta! freshlegs, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 22:30, archived)
# I
Was...do you want to know how to get anywhere?
(dontknow.net, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 22:31, archived)
# my
house
(I helped save b3ta! freshlegs, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 22:34, archived)
# Left
then left left again and your on the left
(dontknow.net, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 22:35, archived)
# why, that just took me back to where i started!
which, by handy coincidence, was my house. so thank you.
(I helped save b3ta! freshlegs, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 22:43, archived)
# did you hear?
ordnance survey's offering free maps to schools if the kids get their teachers to write off, or something...
(I helped save b3ta! JustHere4Coffee remembers when all o' this were car parks, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 22:31, archived)
# free maps!?
i must immediately begin to hatch a scheme to get some of these maps!
(I helped save b3ta! freshlegs, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 22:35, archived)
# was on local radio news a few days ago
the beeb should have summit(sic) about it
(I helped save b3ta! JustHere4Coffee remembers when all o' this were car parks, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 22:38, archived)
# arf
that's class woo an yay
(I helped save b3ta! Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 22:41, archived)
# and this... ("There is no sheep.")
(cowsgo, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 22:25, archived)
# Don't want to!
(I helped save b3ta! King Ralph is drunk, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 22:26, archived)
# Freeze
the dvd its in the film you just nicked it
(dontknow.net, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 22:27, archived)
# Grand.
"There is no sheep."
(tomsk, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 22:28, archived)
# thanks
for the title :)
(cowsgo, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 22:35, archived)
# erm
hmmm, indeed
(I helped save b3ta! Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 22:28, archived)
# ha ha ha
that's awesome :)
(I helped save b3ta! racketear tired, stressed and happy, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 22:28, archived)
# ewes
lots of ewes?
(I helped save b3ta! zog why change it now?, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 22:29, archived)
# Heh
B-ewe-tifully done
(I helped save b3ta! Tart Monkey, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 22:32, archived)
# typo
i want gnus, lots of gnus
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 22:32, archived)
# The Matoryx.

Enable Bigger-o-vision.
(cowsgo, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 22:22, archived)
# Blimeh
how odd.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Phil Kitten, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 22:23, archived)
# gnus.
lots of gnus.
(I helped save b3ta! zog why change it now?, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 22:23, archived)
# i love that
(EDIT) ps.. are we ever going to be allowed to post that Union Jack pic?
(I helped save b3ta! popt_art, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 22:23, archived)
# I don't see any conceivable reason
why.

please print it out and burn it.

then smash your camera.
(I helped save b3ta! zog why change it now?, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 22:31, archived)
# right
can I post it anyway? :)
(I helped save b3ta! popt_art, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 22:32, archived)
# I can't possibly see why
I would let you post that atrocity.
what drugs did you put me on to take those photos?
(I helped save b3ta! zog why change it now?, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 22:36, archived)
# POST
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(I helped save b3ta! Dr Phil Kitten, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 22:38, archived)
# what Dr Phil said
(I helped save b3ta! Ravenblack All the good quotes have gone, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 22:40, archived)
# you have to post
your wedding photos in return = )
(I helped save b3ta! evil pixie, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 22:43, archived)
# yeah...
the evening ones.
(I helped save b3ta! Ravenblack All the good quotes have gone, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 22:44, archived)
# I just now spent a bit of time
reviewing my photos from that evening.
if popt art & hugo's "evidence" is anywhere near as atrociously embarrassing (and it can only be worse) then
NEVER NEVER NEVER!
(I helped save b3ta! zog why change it now?, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 22:45, archived)
# *intrigued*
Do tell.
(tomsk, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 22:32, archived)
# haha
now that would have startled the agents
(I helped save b3ta! Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 22:25, archived)
# Tee hee hee :)
I've been making jokes about gnus for ages (I like the sound of the word). Oddly that one never occurred to me, but you did it much better than I could've, so probably a good thing.

Woo to you!

Also, THREADJACK:

Just looking at the grouphug site listed on the front page. A couple of entries down I found:

"I think it comes down to the fact that my general opinion is that very few people is as intelligent as me.".

I think this person deserves some sort of prize.

I realise my grammar isn't good either, but it still made me laugh.
(Not very much gravitas at all, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 22:28, archived)
# I saw that one.
It made I larf.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Phil Kitten, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 22:29, archived)
# The George W. Bush award
for shooting oneself in the foot with one's inadequate grasp of one's first language, maybe?
(tomsk, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 22:30, archived)
# Threadwaste:
Anyone know how to report the following person who has sent out about 30 emails to myself and my client with viruses?

There email address is: [email protected] 


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(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 22:14, archived)
# Their.
That is all.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Phil Kitten, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 22:15, archived)
# TJ!!!
I found an almost invisible way to fuck up your optic mouse!

A small cat hair was crossing my mouse lens...so small I could hardly see it...and my cursor was going nucking futs!
(I helped save b3ta! Ravenblack All the good quotes have gone, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 22:23, archived)
# WOAH!!!!
THAT'S FUCKING MENTAL!!!1!!1!11!LOL1!!!!ROFL1!11!
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Phil Kitten, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 22:23, archived)
# I'm sorry.
I'll just sit here and stay quiet.

bastard







;)
(I helped save b3ta! Ravenblack All the good quotes have gone, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 22:25, archived)
# LOL!!!!!!11111 one one one
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 22:25, archived)
# 011000110111010101101110011101000111100100100000011000100110111101101100011011000110111101100011011010110111001100100000011000010111001001110011011001010010000001100110011101010110001101101011011001010111001001101111011011110110111101101110011010010110010
(I helped save b3ta! Ravenblack All the good quotes have gone, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 22:25, archived)
#
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10111001100100000011011100110111100100000011000
11011000010110110001101100001000000110011001101
11101110010001000000110110001100001011011100110
01110111010101100001011001110110010100100000011
01100011010010110101101100101001000000111010001
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(I helped save b3ta! Dr Phil Kitten, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 22:27, archived)
#
0100100100100000011001000110111100100000011000010111000001101111011011000110111101100111011010010111001101100101001011100000110100001010
(I helped save b3ta! Ravenblack All the good quotes have gone, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 22:29, archived)
# Jolly good.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Phil Kitten, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 22:31, archived)
# How dare you!
I resent that implication!
It never happened!
You have no proof!
I'm going to mexico!
/whoosh
(Not very much gravitas at all, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 22:30, archived)
#
0111010001101000011001010111001001100101001000000110000101110010011001010010000001101111011011100110110001111001001000000011000100110000001000000111010001111001011100000110010101110011001000000110111101100110001000000110110001100001011011100110011101110101011000010110011101100101001011100010111000101110
(I helped save b3ta! freshlegs, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 22:32, archived)
#
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0100100001
(I helped save b3ta! Ravenblack All the good quotes have gone, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 22:36, archived)
# fucking stop it
now.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Phil Kitten, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 22:40, archived)
# 010011000110010101110100011100110010000001101110011011110111010000100000011100110111010001100001011100100111010000100000011101000110100001101001011100110010000001100110011101010110001101101011011010010110111001100111001000000110001001100001011011100110010
01000010011011000110111101101111011001000111100100100000011001110110010101100101011010110111001100101110
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 22:27, archived)
# aaargh!
come on linkmonsters
what was that one binary/english translator site?
(I helped save b3ta! zog why change it now?, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 22:30, archived)
# I'm so good to you.
www.courtneyremes.com/binary_translator.asp
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Phil Kitten, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 22:31, archived)
# 01001000 01100101 01110010 01100101 00100000 01111001 01101111 01110101 00100000 01100111 01101111 00111010
01101000 01110100 01110100 01110000 00111010 00101111 00101111 01110111 01110111 01110111 00101110 01110011 01101001 01110100 01101001 01101110 01110100 01101000 01100101 01100011 01101111 01110010 01101110 01100101 01110010 00101110 01100011 01101111 01101101 00101111 01100010 01101001 01101110 01100001 01110010 01111001 00101111 01100010 01101001 01101110 01100001 01110010 01111001 00101110 01110000 01101000 01110000
(I helped save b3ta! dipdapdop, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 22:35, archived)
# 118 118
?
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 22:39, archived)
# and yo' moma.
(Not very much gravitas at all, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 22:31, archived)
#
01000010011011000110111101101111011001000111100100100000011001110110010101100101011010110111001100101110

that is all!
but yes. Lets not start!
(I helped save b3ta! Ravenblack All the good quotes have gone, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 22:31, archived)
# have you tried
[email protected] ?
[email protected] ?
(I helped save b3ta! _null_, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 22:15, archived)
# or
[email protected]
(I helped save b3ta! edovan, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 22:17, archived)
# [email protected]
should be the best bet, acksherly.
(I helped save b3ta! HP hasn't been here in aaaaaages, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 22:18, archived)
# Piss, piss, piss, piss, piiiiiiiiiss!
(I helped save b3ta! King Ralph is drunk, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 22:21, archived)
# In fact, it's [email protected] according to the RIPE record
inetnum: 81.152.0.0 - 81.152.250.255
netname: BT-CENTRAL-PLUS
descr: IP pools
country: GB
admin-c: PC487-RIPE
tech-c: SR401-RIPE
status: ASSIGNED PA
remarks: Please send abuse notification to [email protected]
mnt-by: BTNET-MNT
mnt-lower: BTNET-MNT
mnt-routes: BTNET-MNT
changed: [email protected] 20021113
source: RIPE
(I helped save b3ta! HP hasn't been here in aaaaaages, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 22:22, archived)
# you'd be better off
asking people who know care.
(I helped save b3ta! bananaman, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 22:15, archived)
# shurley
care know?
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Phil Kitten, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 22:16, archived)
# Fluff detector
is at nil...
;-)
(I helped save b3ta! helmetcream, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 22:19, archived)
# Yup.
it's Agnes Gough
(I helped save b3ta! helmetcream, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 22:15, archived)
# It
might not be them, viruses spoof return-paths nowadays.
(tomsk, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 22:15, archived)
# why don't you take your own email outta there
real fast?
(I helped save b3ta! zog why change it now?, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 22:16, archived)
# What
he said, too.
(tomsk, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 22:16, archived)
# Hahahahahahaaa!
*gasps for breath*
HA!
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Phil Kitten, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 22:17, archived)
# it's
still in there.
(I helped save b3ta! zog why change it now?, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 22:17, archived)
# Isn't it though?
And I'll tell you what - I bet it stays. I'm not taking it out for him.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Phil Kitten, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 22:18, archived)
# nope
he got it this time.
(I helped save b3ta! zog why change it now?, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 22:19, archived)
# bah
That's no fun.

You never replied to my 4rthur, you evil sod.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Phil Kitten, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 22:20, archived)
# evil sod?
let me go check my 4rthur for messages.
login: zog
pass: evil sod
(I helped save b3ta! zog why change it now?, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 22:25, archived)
# yeah
damn straight.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Phil Kitten, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 22:28, archived)
# hey, how are you two anyway?
(I helped save b3ta! zog why change it now?, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 22:22, archived)
# SHART IT YOW CUNT!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Phil Kitten, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 22:22, archived)
# hahahahah
(I helped save b3ta! bananaman, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 22:24, archived)
# i
love that.
(I helped save b3ta! stouffer, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 22:24, archived)
# Eheheheheh.
A classic. Woo.
(tomsk, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 22:24, archived)
# it's a nasty piece of work
but it's always fun to look at anyway.
(I helped save b3ta! zog why change it now?, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 22:27, archived)
# Nah.
It's brill. Messy and brill.
(tomsk, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 22:28, archived)
# I like the way
I appear to be nekkid and boobless.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Phil Kitten, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 22:30, archived)
# much
like normal then.
(I helped save b3ta! stouffer, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 22:33, archived)
# bog off
I've got great tits, you'll just never see 'em.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Phil Kitten, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 22:39, archived)
# yeah,
but you know i can't resist a cheap gag.
(I helped save b3ta! stouffer, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 22:41, archived)
# Oi.
Behave, ye Lancastrian scoundrel, ye.
(tomsk, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 22:41, archived)
# hahahaha
have you got a wallpaper sized one?
(I helped save b3ta! popt_art, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 22:26, archived)
# Zog!
You lovely hairy man. How goes it?
(I helped save b3ta! helmetcream, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 22:18, archived)
# good, man!
well, I'm sick actually. a cold. not fuzzbucket style sick.

speaking of which, how are you?
(I helped save b3ta! zog why change it now?, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 22:23, archived)
# never fails to get a woo!
and a yay!
(I helped save b3ta! popt_art, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 22:27, archived)
# but not an answer to the question,
apparently.
(I helped save b3ta! zog why change it now?, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 22:38, archived)
# Man, I love that pic.
I'm not too bad - drinking and that. Trying to build the stamina :)
(I helped save b3ta! helmetcream, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 22:43, archived)
# Oppsy,
fixed.
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 22:19, archived)
# CLIENTS?
(I helped save b3ta! Reverend Dan, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 22:16, archived)
# AAAAAAAAAAAAAAALLLLLLLLIIIIIIIIIIVVVVVVVVVVVVEEEEEEEEEEE?
(I helped save b3ta! bananaman, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 22:18, archived)
#
gordon's?
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Phil Kitten, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 22:24, archived)
# could try emailing em and telling em to stop.
otherwise go to btopenworld.com and fill in a contact sheet bout it
(I helped save b3ta! Lethe is carrying a spade. SPANG., Sun 12 Oct 2003, 22:16, archived)
# I sent an email to
[email protected] , but I couldn't find the list of forms/emails.
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 22:17, archived)
# your email server people thing
should have a complaints link.
(I helped save b3ta! Ravenblack All the good quotes have gone, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 22:16, archived)
# why bother
chances are high, considering recent viruses, that they didn't send them either; rather, they probably came from someone who has you both in their email address book
(I helped save b3ta! JustHere4Coffee remembers when all o' this were car parks, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 22:17, archived)
# That makes sense
.
(Icouldsleepforever, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 22:19, archived)
# Pray
For god to take swift and bitter revenge.
(I helped save b3ta! Flippu!, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 22:20, archived)
# most people have been getting them lately
I for one was getting about 50 in a day on my ntl account. You'll probably find that thats not the person, but if you sent the source code to microshaftsoft they may be able to help
(I helped save b3ta! SarahRatt, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 22:21, archived)
# you sick or something?
why should MS care, they don't make virus killers
(I helped save b3ta! JustHere4Coffee remembers when all o' this were car parks, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 22:21, archived)
# I bet they do some way or another, to get the cash.
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 22:26, archived)
# no, they don't
they merely make the delivery system, Windows...
(I helped save b3ta! JustHere4Coffee remembers when all o' this were car parks, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 22:28, archived)
# If you're smart enough to cut n paste headers
Then you should be smart enough to know that few viruses these days actually originate from the address in those headers. This may be too simple, but why not just create a rule to auto-delete anything from that user?
(I helped save b3ta! kinell, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 22:30, archived)
# You probably sent it.
it was probably a virus U have sending to people in your address book, hence why your client got it!
(I helped save b3ta! oceanhippie, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 22:31, archived)
# that would imply
he has himself in his own address book... why would he do that, pray tell?
(I helped save b3ta! JustHere4Coffee remembers when all o' this were car parks, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 22:33, archived)
# search me,
ask outlook! If does bloody wierd things with my contacts!
(I helped save b3ta! oceanhippie, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 22:35, archived)
# good point
well made
(I helped save b3ta! JustHere4Coffee remembers when all o' this were car parks, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 22:36, archived)
# B3ta's bin around for a bit
(Gumdrops, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 22:13, archived)
# Hehehe
.
(Icouldsleepforever, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 22:14, archived)
# God
so could I. It seems such a waste given what short lives we have, and yet it's so appealing. Thank crikey for death, eh?
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Phil Kitten, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 22:16, archived)
# Glad Im not the only one
.
(Icouldsleepforever, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 22:22, archived)
[challenge entry] Budget 'cuts'
(Smudger, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 22:11, archived)
# i made this ages ago
and nobody liked it.



This is the ONLY hit on google for "pecrime". Why someone was searching for it, i'll never know.
(I helped save b3ta! _null_, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 22:13, archived)
# peecrime
pissing on someone till they die
(I helped save b3ta! Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 22:15, archived)
# That female looks like someone I know.
:)
(Smudger, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 22:15, archived)
# I like it
very much ;-)
(Gumdrops, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 22:22, archived)
# had a quick peek at the recent bash pics...
and the urge to do a face swap with this was too strong to resist...
so here's pipsimsk and matpy...
(I helped save b3ta! eclectech is older but no wiser, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 22:04, archived)
# That's
too
scary
(I helped save b3ta! supermoore: HUNG, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 22:05, archived)
# holy fuck!!!!
what did you to to lovely pippy and matsimpsk??
(I helped save b3ta! popt_art, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 22:05, archived)
# that looks
like a daily mail reader giving a smackhead a right earful.
(I helped save b3ta! stouffer, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 22:05, archived)
# I have your album on a loop now
really lovely stuff!

woo you!
(I helped save b3ta! popt_art, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 22:06, archived)
# yay.
cheers. and remember kids, tell your friends.
(I helped save b3ta! stouffer, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 22:06, archived)
# It's crying out for girly harmonies
(I helped save b3ta! popt_art, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 22:07, archived)
# aye,
but i buggered up the one bit of multitracking style software i know how to use. for i am an idiot.
(I helped save b3ta! stouffer, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 22:08, archived)
# If you want some , at some stage
give us a shout :)

I love German Maths Student and I was a Lonely Punk Kid,oh and the Old one... actually I like them all
(I helped save b3ta! popt_art, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 22:10, archived)
# if you
have the technology you're more than welcome to do some of the old singing stuff.
(I helped save b3ta! stouffer, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 22:13, archived)
# we have ways...
:)
(I helped save b3ta! popt_art, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 22:15, archived)
# do you
have any memory of your drug rant from the pear tree on sunday night
(I helped save b3ta! Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 22:13, archived)
# as i proceeded
to get very, very drunk that night, no none at all.
(I helped save b3ta! stouffer, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 22:14, archived)
# damn
it was very very funny

I wished I'd had a tape recording device of sorts
(I helped save b3ta! Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 22:15, archived)
# Come to my house....
...and I will record your sweet, girl-like voice in full glory ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Mystery_Bob, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 22:14, archived)
# never
again...
(I helped save b3ta! stouffer, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 22:16, archived)
# I played "Girl from the orange advert"
when DJ'ing in my local on Friday.
(I helped save b3ta! supermoore: HUNG, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 22:07, archived)
# On LOOP?
You'll go mad! It's only 30 seconds long!
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Phil Kitten, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 22:07, archived)
# hehe
I have a high tolerance for such things... I used to tape my favourite song (whatever it was at the time) so that it played over and over and over.

I still do it, to a certain extent. it's good, it gets songs out of my head.
(I helped save b3ta! popt_art, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 22:11, archived)
# *reminisce*
Atcherly I used to do that too. I tried it once early on in my current relashonship and have since lost the habit.

He was scathing.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Phil Kitten, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 22:13, archived)
# hugo just gives me the "oh ffs" look
:)
i mean, he likes metal... i think i win, whatever i listen to.

shit, I was going to get work done tonight that i was supposed to do last week while my boss was away.
(I helped save b3ta! popt_art, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 22:17, archived)
# You win.
And I was going to draw some lovely pictures for my coursework.

FUCK. IT.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Phil Kitten, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 22:18, archived)
# i don't really know what to do
take tomorrow off and do it here - or go in and say "i was MUCH too busy last week (with fuckall) to do it"

I'm lying of course, I know exactly what I should do. And what I will do.
(I helped save b3ta! popt_art, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 22:21, archived)
# haaa ha!
(I helped save b3ta! freshlegs, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 22:07, archived)
# Oh god
*resolves to wear large mask to next 'do*
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Phil Kitten, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 22:05, archived)
# hehehehehe
it's funny 'cause it's really hard to tell they've been swapped ;)
(I helped save b3ta! JustHere4Coffee remembers when all o' this were car parks, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 22:06, archived)
# eeeeagh!
I don't want to meet these people.

and I like how filthy greasy your watermark looks on their jerseys. like gravy stains.
(I helped save b3ta! zog why change it now?, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 22:06, archived)
# blimmin' eck!
(I helped save b3ta! robh, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 22:07, archived)
# hehe
excellent stuffs
(I helped save b3ta! Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 22:09, archived)
# Man, I gotta go to a bash soon.
Can't make halloween - can't get time off :(
(I helped save b3ta! helmetcream, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 22:09, archived)
# Oh FFS
if you will excuse my acronym.

Call in sick you bastard.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Phil Kitten, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 22:10, archived)
# yeah!
what she said.
(I helped save b3ta! popt_art, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 22:12, archived)
# Already took some sick days
legitimately. New job - can't afford to fuck around too much yet...
(I helped save b3ta! helmetcream, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 22:14, archived)
# what about
holidays? do they give you any of those?

come on fuzzbucket!
(I helped save b3ta! freshlegs, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 22:18, archived)
# Ok, so no sick days.
Couldn't your grandma "die" or something?
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Phil Kitten, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 22:19, archived)
# I did a "my granny had a bad turn"
and then felt so guilty that she might...
(I helped save b3ta! popt_art, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 22:25, archived)
# Tell them you're researching
a new creative computing community approach, or viral marketing, or whatever. Important London contacts for the company or somesuch. Beer-binary interfaces? You could put it on expenses!
(tomsk, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 22:23, archived)
# An everyday story of simple London folk.
Evenin'

Bloody 'ell... I though Bubonic Plague died out in the middle ages...
(I helped save b3ta! Tart Monkey, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 22:10, archived)
# That scares the absolute fuck out of me!
eeep!
(I helped save b3ta! Mystery_Bob, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 22:10, archived)
# I am
going to tell my mum
(dontknow.net, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 22:11, archived)
# HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAA!
(I helped save b3ta! Reverend Dan, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 22:11, archived)
# arrrr
get a stick and hit them both
(I helped save b3ta! pippy is a truck, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 22:36, archived)
# Hahahahahaha!
I'm worried I'm going to do myseld a mischeif, I'm laughing so much. Fucking great!
(I helped save b3ta! matsimpsk, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 22:39, archived)

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