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pea roast for comp

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Obz Click, ting, stamps, Fri 31 Oct 2003, 11:00, archived)

Oh very funny.

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pxyzyzygy, Fri 31 Oct 2003, 11:02, archived)

Comedy?

Comma-D?

What?

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brainstuff can eat a whole shredded wheat, Fri 31 Oct 2003, 11:06, archived)

umm

its comedy init. oh meh

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Obz Click, ting, stamps, Fri 31 Oct 2003, 11:13, archived)

guess what i'll be drinking tonight

edit: oooh, this came out better than i thought

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lo, the OTHER greebo warrior, Fri 31 Oct 2003, 10:59, archived)

Vodka vodka vodka vodka vodka vodka

Red Bull! Red Bull!

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King Ralph is drunk, Fri 31 Oct 2003, 11:00, archived)

Ha!

To the tune of...

Edit: Snake! A snakebite!

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pxyzyzygy, Fri 31 Oct 2003, 11:01, archived)

Boo, I can't drink tonight

:-(

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King Ralph is drunk, Fri 31 Oct 2003, 11:04, archived)

my mate wont be either

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lo, the OTHER greebo warrior, Fri 31 Oct 2003, 11:05, archived)

I would if I didn't have ulcers!

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King Ralph is drunk, Fri 31 Oct 2003, 11:06, archived)

ah, he's driving

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lo, the OTHER greebo warrior, Fri 31 Oct 2003, 11:07, archived)

and probably all in the same glass

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lo, the OTHER greebo warrior, Fri 31 Oct 2003, 11:06, archived)

I try to avoid them

they do something very special to your guts the whole next day

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Pootle, Fri 31 Oct 2003, 11:00, archived)

ha ha ha

i infect another mind with that tune yesterday.

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Fri 31 Oct 2003, 11:05, archived)

oh dear

the red bull keeps you awake at levels of drunkeness when you would typically have passed out hours ago

gives me muscle cramps the next day that stuff does

(39811 basic bytes free, Fri 31 Oct 2003, 11:21, archived)

Another boooo!some potroast

Frighty day to you all

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wh00ps where's my, Fri 31 Oct 2003, 10:57, archived)

Hoorah for Halloween pearoasts

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COCKLES, Fri 31 Oct 2003, 10:58, archived)

woo!

No more days to hallowe'en, hallowe'en, hallowe'en
No more days to hallowe'en, hallowe'en, hallowe'en
No more days to hallowe'en
Silver Ringpiece

/goes back to lurking ominously under your bed

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Red wine and cheese., Fri 31 Oct 2003, 11:01, archived)

Lurking under my bed?

You must be very thin.

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HP hasn't been here in aaaaaages, Fri 31 Oct 2003, 11:02, archived)

that am woo!

with a big helping of hoopla!!

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Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Fri 31 Oct 2003, 11:01, archived)

i dont

know whats going on there and i dont want to. it scares me.

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Jobe, Fri 31 Oct 2003, 11:01, archived)

you have to watch

"Halloween III: Season of the Witch"

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Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Fri 31 Oct 2003, 11:03, archived)

i will.

but that scares me deeply.

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Jobe, Fri 31 Oct 2003, 11:06, archived)

Now that

was a shite film.. kind of spooky though

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Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Fri 31 Oct 2003, 11:07, archived)

Cheers muchly

I'm now singing that in my head.
Godang it.

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Samsonite, Fri 31 Oct 2003, 11:01, archived)

that

is really rather wonderful.
woo

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atomboy, Fri 31 Oct 2003, 11:02, archived)

Ooh, I like that!

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pxyzyzygy, Fri 31 Oct 2003, 10:58, archived)

I don't think I've ever been

so enthusiastic about Halloween before.
Woo to you!!

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Prof. Slocombe, Fri 31 Oct 2003, 11:00, archived)

Yay for spooky pussies

MSN have a nice one today

www.msn.co.uk/specials/halloween/Default.asp?Ath=f

(Dekker, Fri 31 Oct 2003, 11:00, archived)

It's been up already, in an augmented form...

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pxyzyzygy, Fri 31 Oct 2003, 11:03, archived)

You can do anything but lay off of my blue suede shoes!~@:#

(Dave the heed, Fri 31 Oct 2003, 10:55, archived)

ooh

thats a good one.

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Jobe, Fri 31 Oct 2003, 10:56, archived)

that's class

that is

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FVH3 lurk lurk lurk, Sat 1 Nov 2003, 17:36, archived)

The mash is strong in this one

(BeAst - did it wrong on:, Fri 31 Oct 2003, 10:54, archived)

Darth Vader

meets the ghost from Pac Man :D

Very Woo

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chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Fri 31 Oct 2003, 10:59, archived)

René Magritte

(Astatine, Fri 31 Oct 2003, 10:53, archived)

ceci

n'est pas un homme

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@man move along, nothing to see here on, Fri 31 Oct 2003, 10:55, archived)

Funny,

I'm thinking of the Bradford and Bingley ads now.

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Lazlo Woodbine Panowie!, Fri 31 Oct 2003, 10:57, archived)

Hee hee

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Samsonite, Fri 31 Oct 2003, 10:57, archived)

that's

kulcha innit

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brainstuff can eat a whole shredded wheat, Fri 31 Oct 2003, 11:01, archived)

Woo.

Woo.
That should win.

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MissPrism, Fri 31 Oct 2003, 11:03, archived)

on a halloween tip

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Sixola, Fri 31 Oct 2003, 10:53, archived)

how thrilling

woo!

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brainstuff can eat a whole shredded wheat, Fri 31 Oct 2003, 10:54, archived)

Elvis?

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HP hasn't been here in aaaaaages, Fri 31 Oct 2003, 10:54, archived)

Michael Jackson in the Thriller video.

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King Ralph is drunk, Fri 31 Oct 2003, 10:57, archived)

And

on a Friday when drinking should be compulsary!

(Doctor Evil, Fri 31 Oct 2003, 10:59, archived)

I know and it's the bash!

I've got ulcers, can't risk drinking (but I'll have a few anyway!)

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King Ralph is drunk, Fri 31 Oct 2003, 11:02, archived)

Don't have

Bloody Maries. If you throw up you'll think they've burst!
Seriously - take care of yourself and lay off aspirin and such stuff.

(Doctor Evil, Fri 31 Oct 2003, 11:04, archived)

I'll be alright

I'll just lay off the booze!

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King Ralph is drunk, Fri 31 Oct 2003, 11:05, archived)

that

is the most disproportionate set of legs I've ever seen. Woo!

My my my, it's only saturday and there are 58 pages!

(A Wooden Leg Named Smith, Sat 1 Nov 2003, 17:23, archived)

yay!

I'm now on www.cartoonists.co.uk put on there personally by one of the sun cartoonists! no response from the paper though, *sigh*

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icezebra *insert large monkey*, Fri 31 Oct 2003, 10:53, archived)

no matter how good you are

you'll never usurp george and lynne...

;)
w/y/h etc to that though.

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new_matt, Fri 31 Oct 2003, 10:53, archived)

gratuitous

norks.
NOTHING can beat George and Lyn.

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icezebra *insert large monkey*, Fri 31 Oct 2003, 10:54, archived)

i used to like 'livvy'

just because it was so appalling

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new_matt, Fri 31 Oct 2003, 10:57, archived)

not

that we read the sun of course, independent is the only newspaper for me.
*adjusts tie*

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icezebra *insert large monkey*, Fri 31 Oct 2003, 11:00, archived)

i used to commute on the tube

there'd always be one lying around, and i will admit to having bought it as well...

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new_matt, Fri 31 Oct 2003, 11:02, archived)

The presence or absence of Lynne's norks on any given day

is a good predictor of the average patient intake out of hours in UK hospitals. *100%* FACT.

(It doesn't always sting when you piSSSS., Fri 31 Oct 2003, 11:11, archived)

Rar!

They rock!

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King Ralph is drunk, Fri 31 Oct 2003, 10:54, archived)

Haha

Congrats.

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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 31 Oct 2003, 10:54, archived)

Ha ha ha ha ha

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bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Fri 31 Oct 2003, 10:55, archived)

Yay! That's great

and too right - I quite sympathise, being one who suffers from bristle-rash.

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MizEmma, Fri 31 Oct 2003, 11:00, archived)

I've

had those exact words quoted to me many a time by my other half. Normally followed by "don't you want to make an effort for me anymore?" and then "don't you love me anymore?"

I FORGOT TO SHAVE! THAT IS ALL!
: )

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icezebra *insert large monkey*, Fri 31 Oct 2003, 11:02, archived)

that

is fantastic, once again.
yay

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atomboy, Fri 31 Oct 2003, 11:03, archived)

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Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Fri 31 Oct 2003, 10:52, archived)

ha!

woo!

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Jobe, Fri 31 Oct 2003, 10:53, archived)

Cunt!

Not you, him.

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Lazlo Woodbine Panowie!, Fri 31 Oct 2003, 10:53, archived)

i thought

it was gandhi, until i saw the responses.
either that or there's a lot of black south africans on the board today

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atomboy, Fri 31 Oct 2003, 11:06, archived)

YAY =D

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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 31 Oct 2003, 10:53, archived)

who gives

you extra?

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hYpe is haunted by humans, Fri 31 Oct 2003, 10:53, archived)

Who

gives a fuck who who who

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@man move along, nothing to see here on, Fri 31 Oct 2003, 10:56, archived)

Howard!

He's probably a nice guy and everything, but I really want to hit him.

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HP hasn't been here in aaaaaages, Fri 31 Oct 2003, 10:53, archived)

Is he the man who understands mortgage?

(yip-e-aye-ay)

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0% Interest Expand Reply Retweet Favorite More, Fri 31 Oct 2003, 10:53, archived)

Kill it!

Kill it NOW!!!

(Doctor Evil, Fri 31 Oct 2003, 10:56, archived)

Blimey!

I thought it was a negative of Dr Bunsen

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Samsonite, Fri 31 Oct 2003, 11:00, archived)

it was, sort of

I started out doing Howard but then noticed the resemblance to Dr Bunsen so did that, but really it could be either!

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Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Fri 31 Oct 2003, 11:02, archived)

Hahaha

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Samsonite, Fri 31 Oct 2003, 11:04, archived)

Genius

Nicely done. They should replace the real one with yours.

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Micro Prawnvica, Fri 31 Oct 2003, 12:40, archived)

Bart

(j0nny, Fri 31 Oct 2003, 10:52, archived)

erghh

terrible

(YazzyTee, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 12:08, archived)

...

don't get it do you?

(qdamik, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 16:45, archived)

Princess Di

(Choaderboy, Fri 31 Oct 2003, 10:51, archived)

Bwahaha

(snitchell, Fri 31 Oct 2003, 10:51, archived)

Fantastic

You win!

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gingerbenji wrote a book http://goo.gl/8UiGjd, Fri 31 Oct 2003, 10:51, archived)

Ha ha ha

best one yet!

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King Ralph is drunk, Fri 31 Oct 2003, 10:53, archived)

That

is just wrong.

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HP hasn't been here in aaaaaages, Fri 31 Oct 2003, 10:53, archived)

Yay!

(Astatine, Fri 31 Oct 2003, 10:53, archived)

brilliant!

Fantastic!

Hell!

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icezebra *insert large monkey*, Fri 31 Oct 2003, 10:53, archived)

Oh yes

bags packed for the first train.

(Choaderboy, Fri 31 Oct 2003, 10:55, archived)

Bo.

Proper.

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Prof. Slocombe, Fri 31 Oct 2003, 10:54, archived)

like that one

woo

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lemonhead, Fri 31 Oct 2003, 10:57, archived)

woo!

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brainstuff can eat a whole shredded wheat, Fri 31 Oct 2003, 11:01, archived)

Winner!

Definitely.

(CheezyPeez, Fri 31 Oct 2003, 12:04, archived)

that was

class

(pantysniffer, Sat 1 Nov 2003, 16:13, archived)

bad

but funny

(whosebooze, Sat 1 Nov 2003, 17:54, archived)

My girlfriend isn't talking to me cause of this....

still made me laugh :D

(f0z3h, Sun 2 Nov 2003, 2:31, archived)

Kylie?

(spook, Fri 31 Oct 2003, 10:50, archived)

Is it me..

or does that look like a shaven flange?

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Lazlo Woodbine Panowie!, Fri 31 Oct 2003, 10:52, archived)

is that her arse?

or her boobies?

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brainstuff can eat a whole shredded wheat, Fri 31 Oct 2003, 10:52, archived)

either

would do I suppose

(spook, Fri 31 Oct 2003, 10:54, archived)

Please let me be first...

Please let me be first.. Please let me be first.. Please let me be first..

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Lazlo Woodbine Panowie!, Fri 31 Oct 2003, 10:49, archived)

Yay!

Corking

(Scooby who?, Fri 31 Oct 2003, 10:49, archived)

You are

Woo Yay

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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 31 Oct 2003, 10:51, archived)

Mountain cats

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Fat Boab of dailyreckless.com fame, Fri 31 Oct 2003, 10:48, archived)

woo!

that am lovely!

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jiva nearly always up for a game of scrabble, Fri 31 Oct 2003, 10:49, archived)

that's

clever and lovely!

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Prof. Slocombe, Fri 31 Oct 2003, 10:49, archived)

Clap clap clapclap

clappity clap clap.

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bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Fri 31 Oct 2003, 10:49, archived)

thats

skill!

(baroo_the_cat Valley of Weights, Fri 31 Oct 2003, 10:50, archived)

cat

skill mountains?

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@man move along, nothing to see here on, Fri 31 Oct 2003, 10:53, archived)

he he

heh!

(baroo_the_cat Valley of Weights, Fri 31 Oct 2003, 11:01, archived)

hurrah

*stands up and applauds*
yay

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atomboy, Fri 31 Oct 2003, 10:50, archived)

Or a halloween special

The Hills Have Eyes......

(Doctor Evil, Fri 31 Oct 2003, 10:51, archived)

cooool

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new_matt, Fri 31 Oct 2003, 10:51, archived)

I like that

very muchly.

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HP hasn't been here in aaaaaages, Fri 31 Oct 2003, 10:52, archived)

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hYpe is haunted by humans, Fri 31 Oct 2003, 10:52, archived)

Happy Halloween!!

mornin' everyone :)

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Jesus!, Fri 31 Oct 2003, 10:47, archived)

cripes!

and woooo!

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mrRush, Fri 31 Oct 2003, 10:49, archived)

BUGGER!

I posted with the wrong account :)

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 31 Oct 2003, 10:51, archived)

woooooooooooooooooo!

spooky

I like it

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brainstuff can eat a whole shredded wheat, Fri 31 Oct 2003, 10:53, archived)

Elvis -

The Las Vegas Years.

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0% Interest Expand Reply Retweet Favorite More, Fri 31 Oct 2003, 10:47, archived)

Oooh,

I like that.

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bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Fri 31 Oct 2003, 10:48, archived)

Looks like Scooter from the muppets

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gingerbenji wrote a book http://goo.gl/8UiGjd, Fri 31 Oct 2003, 10:48, archived)

I thought Bubbles the monkey

from that "Orville the Duck" show

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Prof. Slocombe, Fri 31 Oct 2003, 10:50, archived)

bubbles is Michael Jackson's chimp

You're thinking of Cuddles. "I 'ate that Duck".

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gingerbenji wrote a book http://goo.gl/8UiGjd, Fri 31 Oct 2003, 10:52, archived)

curse you Cuddles!

next time.. next time...

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Prof. Slocombe, Fri 31 Oct 2003, 10:55, archived)

"Elvis Presley

had his terminal event whilst sitting on the commode." Nashville coroner.
Or to paraphrase the King died on the shitter.

(Doctor Evil, Fri 31 Oct 2003, 10:50, archived)

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supermoore: HUNG, Fri 31 Oct 2003, 10:47, archived)

And on that rather sour note,

off to London. Laters.

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supermoore: HUNG, Fri 31 Oct 2003, 10:48, archived)

radiation protected ninja!

or maybe intel's hard sell

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monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com, Fri 31 Oct 2003, 11:56, archived)

eek!

happy halloween you stinking undead fiends!

Damn my reposting to hell.

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brainstuff can eat a whole shredded wheat, Fri 31 Oct 2003, 10:46, archived)

c'mere gorgeous.

*puckers up*

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gingerbenji wrote a book http://goo.gl/8UiGjd, Fri 31 Oct 2003, 10:46, archived)

MINE EYES!

*whimpers*

(39811 basic bytes free, Fri 31 Oct 2003, 10:47, archived)

god

that's nasty

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corington, Fri 31 Oct 2003, 10:47, archived)

ditto

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new_matt, Fri 31 Oct 2003, 10:48, archived)

Why have you posted an unshopped

Denise Van Outen?

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Lazlo Woodbine Panowie!, Fri 31 Oct 2003, 10:50, archived)

mmm

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brainstuff can eat a whole shredded wheat, Fri 31 Oct 2003, 10:50, archived)

aaaah Boo!

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parsley, Fri 31 Oct 2003, 10:45, archived)

ahhhh

woo!

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brainstuff can eat a whole shredded wheat, Fri 31 Oct 2003, 10:51, archived)

by the way if you search for horns on google you get

this

not particularly sfw tho

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parsley, Fri 31 Oct 2003, 10:51, archived)

happy halloween toilet paper

i'd buy some

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raver, Fri 31 Oct 2003, 10:45, archived)

That's top....

...shopping. Well done sir.

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Evil Bastardo, Fri 31 Oct 2003, 10:49, archived)

why

thanks mum
;)

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raver, Fri 31 Oct 2003, 10:50, archived)

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