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# goodbye bandwidth
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 20:12, archived)
# hello feet!
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 20:13, archived)
# mmmm
feet
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 20:13, archived)
# great things
are a foot
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 20:18, archived)
# .
www.deberk.org/
(I helped save b3ta! gracielou, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 20:19, archived)
# .
www.ba.wakwak.com/~upiupi/SpaceFish/
(I helped save b3ta! gracielou, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 20:17, archived)
# i love skylines
but that's a site about cars!
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 20:23, archived)
# bizarre
indeed
(I helped save b3ta! lemony, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 20:13, archived)
# .
www.pbase.com/cinemagique/lemony_snikit
(I helped save b3ta! gracielou, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 20:20, archived)
# yay
do this for all 18400 members
(I helped save b3ta! lemony, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 20:22, archived)
# might have trouble for me
my name doesn't lend itself to being googled easily.
(I helped save b3ta! Or is it?, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 20:23, archived)
# I doubt mine does
unless it pulls up something about David Eddings
(Deiwos - Woo I found my old name!, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 20:26, archived)
# .
www.corel.it/Deiwos/Depliant.html
(I helped save b3ta! gracielou, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 20:31, archived)
# I have a technique
www.ryanmcbain.com/forums/showthread.php?t=286
(I helped save b3ta! gracielou, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 20:29, archived)
# mmmmmm
freebush :)
(I helped save b3ta! witchy is covered in BEES, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 20:17, archived)
# .
www.jack-o-lantern.com/patterns/witchypo.html
(I helped save b3ta! gracielou, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 20:21, archived)
# pfffffffffffffffft!
*downloads for icklewitchy to cut out*
(I helped save b3ta! witchy is covered in BEES, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 20:24, archived)
# haha...
and ooh... lots of rabbit sites... "please groom me"?!
and i have stuff to do... cheerio for now... :)
(I helped save b3ta! eclectech is older but no wiser, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 20:21, archived)
# .
www.eclectechmedia.com/ofts/howtouse.htm
(I helped save b3ta! gracielou, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 20:26, archived)
# hooray for rabbit people!
(I helped save b3ta! Mystery_Bob, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 20:37, archived)
[challenge entry] Bond was a little worried when
a new Q turned up to show him the new gadget

It was a lot less elegant than his usual offerings

(Monskervator the Monsk, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 20:08, archived)
# hee hee
giggle
(louise3512uk, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 20:09, archived)
# hahah
I`d love to see that done!
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 20:12, archived)
# sorry tiz a bit big
(I helped save b3ta! johnvile dsfadsfgafgf, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 20:05, archived)
# "Little House
Under Pear Ting"

... cracking show that was too

doot-doot doot DOOT

do-do deet
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 20:06, archived)
# i don't mind
a big pear.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 20:07, archived)
# erm... tis 17k... thats hardly big
oh in terms of screensize just add a width="280" attribut to your img tag
(I helped save b3ta! lemony, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 20:08, archived)
# aye, but that doesn't
aid the download speed for dialuppers 'cos it just tells the browser to render the pic at 280px instead of full size, so it still loads the big pic even if it just displays it small. Like.
(I helped save b3ta! witchy is covered in BEES, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 20:19, archived)
[challenge entry] Ahh
Bond I was expecting you...hows this for the secret service party...you too can be hitler with this Q issue tache...

..then after Q was taken away for having way too many ideas involving foot pumps and blow up dolls..R showed Bond round his new issue motor taking into account goverment cutbacks..
(I helped save b3ta! Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 20:02, archived)
# Oh yes
the standard competition image reaches a new high....
(I helped save b3ta! dotmund .co.uk, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 20:04, archived)
# HAHAHA
it didn`t animate first time... great stuff Tye!
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 20:07, archived)
# "Yes, Bond
but it has the Metro spec A+ series engine"
(thediscokingpin, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 20:11, archived)
# I Dispute This Picture In Advance Of My Posting...
Hmmm...
(I helped save b3ta! dogbomb, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 19:53, archived)
# i've known he was a bit weird for ages
since i found this
(I helped save b3ta! lemony, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 19:55, archived)
# woowoo!
loveitiloveitiloooooveeeeeeit
(I helped save b3ta! Jinxx has been away a long time, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 19:56, archived)
# hahah
you`ve got to animate that!
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 19:57, archived)
# blimeh
i might do that i think it got ignored first time around
(I helped save b3ta! lemony, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 19:59, archived)
# yeah
just make the arm wiggle and the legs... wiggle

that`d keep me happy :-D
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 20:00, archived)
# Ahhh
Giant Royal Sex Nazi Crab Monster!
(I helped save b3ta! dotmund .co.uk, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 19:59, archived)
# now theres
something you dont see much of nowadays
(thediscokingpin, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 20:03, archived)
# except
maybe in doom 2 ?
(I helped save b3ta! Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 20:06, archived)
# or in your
beloved Amsterdam
(thediscokingpin, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 20:09, archived)
# maybe...
(I helped save b3ta! Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 20:12, archived)
# arf
love that too
(I helped save b3ta! Jinxx has been away a long time, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 19:57, archived)
# nicely
anyone know of a news site with details of the 'allegation' on? i need to settle a bet
(John Doe, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 19:57, archived)
# there
was something on one of the Aussie online papers....

Rogue`ll know
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 19:58, archived)
# um any good?
www.theaustralian.news.com.au/common/story_page/0,5744,7799684%255E2703,00.html


don't ask me it wouldn't work!
(I helped save b3ta! rogue Big knickers, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 20:03, archived)
# look
for an italian news site...i'm not bothered enough to look
(I helped save b3ta! Roxy_Hart is so so old, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 19:58, archived)
# Hm.
This page tells you all you need to know:
www.throneout.com/royal_scandal.htm

Links to news pages at bottom.
(I helped save b3ta! dogbomb, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 19:59, archived)
# I'm not sure
if I like that wallpaper
(I helped save b3ta! Roxy_Hart is so so old, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 19:57, archived)
# Remember Adamski? Of Seal/Killer fame?
His site is a bit odd. And he's changed his name to Adam Sky.

Warning: Not safe for epileptics.

www.adam-sky.com/adamdloads.htm
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 19:53, archived)
# adamloads....
sounds a bit nsfw.....
(I helped save b3ta! Azra3l Lubrication Persuasion and Brute Force ™, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 19:54, archived)
# Talking of which, have
dialanorgasm.com/

Which just looks WRONG...
(NSFW)

[EDIT] With the slogan "Put the 'Sex' in 'Phonesex'" HOW CAN THEY FAIL?!?!
(I helped save b3ta! Herr Tezcat, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 19:57, archived)
# Wouldn't the buttons stick solid after a while?
(I helped save b3ta! Scary Mary The D'oh Fairy, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 19:59, archived)
# You tell me...
(I helped save b3ta! Herr Tezcat, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 20:02, archived)
#
*gibber*
(I helped save b3ta! Roxy_Hart is so so old, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 19:54, archived)
# *Twitch*
*drool*
(I helped save b3ta! Scary Mary The D'oh Fairy, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 19:55, archived)
# ..and now back to
battling japanese seizure robots
(thediscokingpin, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 19:56, archived)
# zuhuhuhuhuhuhuhhuhuhuhuuhhuhuhuhuhuhuhu
(1, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 20:01, archived)
# I fucking LOVE Adamski!
A is for adrenaline and amnesia and anything else that makes life easier.
B is for the bouncy beat that makes you move your feet.
C is the clothes that I wear that make me indiscrete
D is for discotronic and delirious.
E is for electro, and that's quite serious.
etc.
(I helped save b3ta! Bingowings 2011 Businessman of the Year (Watford Branch), Sat 8 Nov 2003, 20:01, archived)
# S is for
SPEEEEEEEEEEEEED COOOOOOOOOOORE!
(I helped save b3ta! Or is it?, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 20:03, archived)
# is that not a way of life?
i think we need DJ Hetz Hudson to settle that
(thediscokingpin, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 20:05, archived)
# Hetz was great
He looked like Mark Hamill (after the accident)
(I helped save b3ta! Bingowings 2011 Businessman of the Year (Watford Branch), Sat 8 Nov 2003, 20:06, archived)
# fact!
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 20:08, archived)
# Fact!
(DJ FISHEEP, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 20:12, archived)
# no 8
(I helped save b3ta! Azra3l Lubrication Persuasion and Brute Force ™, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 19:51, archived)
# now
that's a bit close to the knuckle
(I helped save b3ta! Roxy_Hart is so so old, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 19:53, archived)
# the alternative was quite bestial
and probly nsfw :)
(I helped save b3ta! Azra3l Lubrication Persuasion and Brute Force ™, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 19:54, archived)
# Farmspaz

/hull
(I helped save b3ta! Scary Mary The D'oh Fairy, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 19:53, archived)
[challenge entry] "Q, this is crap...
..can I have my Sony Ericsson back?"
(I helped save b3ta! Jinxx has been away a long time, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 19:51, archived)
# fucking right they are
i have to charge mine every 10 hrs or so

tho i do get 750 mins for 35 quid :)
(I helped save b3ta! Azra3l Lubrication Persuasion and Brute Force ™, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 19:52, archived)
# Hrm
even the battery life between the T68i and the T610 is noticably lower... but 10 hours is shocking!
(I helped save b3ta! Jinxx has been away a long time, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 19:53, archived)
# aye
use it for more than an hour and your fucked.... if it wasnt so cheapid ditch it...
(I helped save b3ta! Azra3l Lubrication Persuasion and Brute Force ™, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 19:58, archived)
# I'm sticking with orange
they treat me well and feed me gprs
(I helped save b3ta! Jinxx has been away a long time, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 20:03, archived)
# I am an Orange Whore too...
But they pay my wages & give me a free phone, so I guess it ok! ;)
(Monskervator the Monsk, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 20:13, archived)
# I love orange
they great!

Although I dunno what the hell they were smoking when they changed all the default wallpapers on the T610
(I helped save b3ta! Jinxx has been away a long time, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 20:19, archived)
[challenge entry]
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 19:50, archived)
# hahahahaha
bond meets airplane
(I helped save b3ta! Roxy_Hart is so so old, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 19:52, archived)
# nice one!!!

(I helped save b3ta! rogue Big knickers, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 19:54, archived)
# lloyd bridges
tastic
(thediscokingpin, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 19:57, archived)
# Woo
hoopla! Oh, and I forgot yay
(I helped save b3ta! dotmund .co.uk, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 19:58, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! mrRush, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 19:48, archived)
# woo
(I helped save b3ta! Roxy_Hart is so so old, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 19:50, archived)
# hi cockolorum
SHARKEY AND GEORGE.... YOU GENIUS!!!!!


ahem.... still wooooyayyyyy
(I helped save b3ta! lemony, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 19:53, archived)
# frontpage this now!!!
pls mr donkey sir...
(I helped save b3ta! Azra3l Lubrication Persuasion and Brute Force ™, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 19:50, archived)
# the donkey has nothing to do with the front page
and would explode if it even knew the board existed
(I helped save b3ta! Roxy_Hart is so so old, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 19:51, archived)
# tells donkey.....
(I helped save b3ta! Azra3l Lubrication Persuasion and Brute Force ™, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 19:53, archived)
# fine
that means there will never be newsletter ever again because the donky has just exploded
(I helped save b3ta! Roxy_Hart is so so old, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 19:55, archived)
# That is great,
Especially the ending
(checkers, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 19:50, archived)
# hahaha
class!!
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 19:51, archived)
# hehe...
:)
(I helped save b3ta! eclectech is older but no wiser, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 19:57, archived)
# Rather special
Not sure whether it's "special - mmmmmm", or "special - oooooo".

(I helped save b3ta! Tart Monkey, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 20:03, archived)
# i roar in your general direction.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 19:45, archived)
# Blimey!
Did you help do Jurassic Park? It's woo!
(I helped save b3ta! dotmund .co.uk, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 19:46, archived)
# i did a scene
involving plesiosaurs with armbands on.
it got cut out.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 19:50, archived)
# raaaaaar!
wooo!
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 19:47, archived)
# RAAAAHR
(I helped save b3ta! Scary Mary The D'oh Fairy, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 19:47, archived)
# rofl
stunning.....

jack...: want another mystery b3tan? or are ya sick of em?
(I helped save b3ta! Azra3l Lubrication Persuasion and Brute Force ™, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 19:48, archived)
# do me
though that eliminates the point... my old name "eater of other peoples cheese" would've worked better
(I helped save b3ta! lemony, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 19:50, archived)
# go on give us another
make it someone more surreal
(I helped save b3ta! fassit is old, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 19:50, archived)
# somebody
who is dream-like?
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 19:51, archived)
# Do Baz.
Actually, just make a link that says NSFW and we'll all know it's him.
(I helped save b3ta! Bingowings 2011 Businessman of the Year (Watford Branch), Sat 8 Nov 2003, 19:50, archived)
# do more!
they're ace.
(I helped save b3ta! mrRush, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 19:52, archived)
# nice.
i like your style.
(I helped save b3ta! mrRush, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 19:51, archived)
# and i'll rowr in your general direction... :)
(I helped save b3ta! eclectech is older but no wiser, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 19:54, archived)
# eeeeep!
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 20:02, archived)
# he just can't resist a truffle...
(I helped save b3ta! eclectech is older but no wiser, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 19:40, archived)
# they're stacked in
the classic ferrero roche formation

woo!
(I helped save b3ta! fassit is old, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 19:42, archived)
# can i have one?
please?
(louise3512uk, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 19:42, archived)
# mmmm
truffles. and I've got beer now. God. Truly this is a good day for me...
(I helped save b3ta! dotmund .co.uk, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 19:43, archived)
# i have chocolate hobnobs
and they're mine ALL MINE!
(louise3512uk, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 19:44, archived)
# Ah, but eat too many
and you'll become fat, whereas with beer, the thing is that... oh, bugger
(I helped save b3ta! dotmund .co.uk, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 19:45, archived)
# but then of course the answer is
to eat chocolate hobnobs and drink beer - and then...
well get fat and be miserable
(louise3512uk, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 19:47, archived)
# you have to
have the beer first. otherwise the chocolate from the hobnobs impairs the flavour. So it goes, 15 pints beer, 3 packets chocolate hobnobs. And maybe one of lemony's caramel slices if he's offering
(I helped save b3ta! dotmund .co.uk, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 19:49, archived)
# so when do i have
my cucmber?
after the beer before the hobnobs?
or after the hobnobs and run the risk of having a tummy ache in the night or worse still, nightmares :D
(louise3512uk, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 19:51, archived)
# It's a bugger
doing the saturday night eating itinerary
(I helped save b3ta! dotmund .co.uk, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 19:52, archived)
# i have mr kiplings caramel slices :)
not quite up with chocolate hobnobs but certain;y close to the roches
(I helped save b3ta! lemony, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 19:45, archived)
# Mr Kipling will be
pissed off about that
(I helped save b3ta! Roxy_Hart is so so old, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 19:47, archived)
# i have
3 packets of double choc chip cookies, i win! :)
(I helped save b3ta! fassit is old, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 19:47, archived)
# no you don't win
cos i also have kettle chips AND a cucumber
(louise3512uk, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 19:48, archived)
# dirty girl
(I helped save b3ta! lemony, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 19:49, archived)
# how did i know
that some rude person would think the worst?

Im pure and innocent you know..
(louise3512uk, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 19:50, archived)
# and jusging from my posts tonight
i could've guessed it would've been me... i know no pure and innocent people who put in their profiles "i really do have big boobs" (it seems mightily unfair that you do so without putting in a photo)
(I helped save b3ta! lemony, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 19:52, archived)
# i only put that in because no-one seemed to believe me!!
and ill say to you what i said to them ...
i have a webcam!
(louise3512uk, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 19:53, archived)
# webcam, eh....
you want to be careful with dirty old men (like me) around.
(I helped save b3ta! dotmund .co.uk, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 19:54, archived)
# dirty old man
how old?
(louise3512uk, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 19:55, archived)
# twenty
three and a half
(I helped save b3ta! dotmund .co.uk, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 19:56, archived)
# i'm 19
so dirty young man(ish)
(I helped save b3ta! lemony, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 19:58, archived)
# Hang on
you 19, louise 3512 21, me 23... Is there significance to this? Oh, no. Probably not.
(I helped save b3ta! dotmund .co.uk, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 20:01, archived)
# ok
sorry :)
(louise3512uk, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 20:06, archived)
# so you're a
dirty youngish but getting on man
(louise3512uk, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 19:59, archived)
# I was thinkin
de same ting
(I helped save b3ta! dotmund .co.uk, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 19:53, archived)
# Kettle Chips?
You never mentioned that! I feel betrayed!
(I helped save b3ta! dotmund .co.uk, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 19:50, archived)
# i just went shopping
cant avoid the calls from the crisps aisle

why is aisle spelt aisle?? surely it sould be iyl
(louise3512uk, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 19:52, archived)
# Then it might get confused
with the Iyl of Wyte
(I helped save b3ta! dotmund .co.uk, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 19:55, archived)
# they've remade the adverts
with a kind f 80s synth remake of the original tune... praise be
(I helped save b3ta! lemony, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 19:43, archived)
# ambassador
with these moogs you're really spoiling us?
(I helped save b3ta! fassit is old, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 19:45, archived)
# the fat little fucker
woo
(I helped save b3ta! Roxy_Hart is so so old, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 19:42, archived)
# Oy
he's a BIG fat fucker

and woo to the pixie
(StinkyCheeseMan, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 19:43, archived)
# Make him do the truffle shuffle!
(I helped save b3ta! Bingowings 2011 Businessman of the Year (Watford Branch), Sat 8 Nov 2003, 19:43, archived)
# I asked
if Tedmusses did that.
(thediscokingpin, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 19:44, archived)
# what is the truffle shuffle?
(I helped save b3ta! eclectech is older but no wiser, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 19:47, archived)
# have you ever seen the goonies??
the fatty kid does it on there :D
(louise3512uk, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 19:48, archived)
# So you did.
How embarrasing.
At the moment I'm torn between finding myself a job (which would stop getting my house and all things therein getting taken away to pay for bills) and looking at funny pictures.
(I helped save b3ta! Bingowings 2011 Businessman of the Year (Watford Branch), Sat 8 Nov 2003, 19:48, archived)
# can you get a job looking at funny pictures?
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 19:50, archived)
# I fucking wish.
Actually I really am fucked if I don't get money soon. I'm owed four grand in total from things I've done but no cunt has paid me yet. Apparently "But I'll lose my house!" has no effect on corporate cunts.
(I helped save b3ta! Bingowings 2011 Businessman of the Year (Watford Branch), Sat 8 Nov 2003, 19:53, archived)
# I would suggest editor on a local paper
they are always full of hilarious shots of confused looking brownies with oversized cheques for four pounds sixty seven and people who've won portable televisions for bowling
(thediscokingpin, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 19:55, archived)
# heh heh! very nice.
works really well with the looping.
(I helped save b3ta! mrRush, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 19:53, archived)
# Remember tho,
just big boned!
Woo
(byebye, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 19:53, archived)
# did i mention,
woo yay.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 20:04, archived)
# i know
were probably not looking for these anymore, but i took a photo of this grafitti i found in chatham today:
(pissycocks GIRAFFETASTIC!, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 19:40, archived)
# have you seen him though?
he really is the bestist fisherman ever
(I helped save b3ta! Roxy_Hart is so so old, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 19:41, archived)
# A Baptist Fisherman
How rare
(I helped save b3ta! Scary Mary The D'oh Fairy, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 19:42, archived)
# i thought it said, "resist, fisherman"
beware of marky 2xs!
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 19:43, archived)
# Marky has 2 xs, I only have 1 x.

/jealous
(I helped save b3ta! Scary Mary The D'oh Fairy, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 19:45, archived)
# i'll give you 1

sorry, it was too obvious :)
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 19:46, archived)
# and
the with the leastest literacy!
I love when grafitti artists can't spell.
(StinkyCheeseMan, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 19:42, archived)
# My favourite graffiti is
on a post box near my house and it simply says
FUCK
(I helped save b3ta! Bingowings 2011 Businessman of the Year (Watford Branch), Sat 8 Nov 2003, 19:44, archived)
# My favourite graffitti of recent time

snapped on Holidayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy

Blesseds aliiiiiiiive
(thediscokingpin, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 19:43, archived)
# Or this
(StinkyCheeseMan, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 19:50, archived)
# Admittedly that
would have been funnier, but the aussies obviously dont have the requisite childish streak
(thediscokingpin, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 20:01, archived)
# By keeping the dazzle of zebras to his left
Nathan was able to sneak up without any problems.

(nan-demo, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 19:40, archived)
# woo
top shop
(I helped save b3ta! fassit is old, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 19:42, archived)
# Staring contest
(ChimneySweep IS TWO PEOPLES!, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 19:36, archived)
# Oh bugger
I immediatly failed the nudity qualification
(I helped save b3ta! dotmund .co.uk, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 19:37, archived)
# hahahah
excellent
(I helped save b3ta! fassit is old, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 19:37, archived)
# i lasted three loops ofthat
before i gave up, i'm now strangely aroused
(I helped save b3ta! lemony, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 19:38, archived)
# It doesn't seem
to be taking much this evening, does it?
(I helped save b3ta! dotmund .co.uk, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 19:39, archived)
# no perhaps
i should stop smoking viagra
(I helped save b3ta! lemony, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 19:40, archived)
# or watch more commercial TV
that always kills it for me
(I helped save b3ta! dotmund .co.uk, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 19:41, archived)
# cheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
neeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
yus
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 19:38, archived)
# Meh
(I helped save b3ta! Scary Mary The D'oh Fairy, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 19:39, archived)
# I see your Scary Woman
and raise you an Amélie.
(I helped save b3ta! Number_6, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 19:45, archived)
# bring it on
amelie? pah!
(ChimneySweep IS TWO PEOPLES!, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 19:46, archived)
# If only they'd try to understand

He had so much to teach them

Gotta shoot off go in a min, have a great weekend everyone ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Dogtanian, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 19:28, archived)
# hehe
shoot off


woo yay

edit: you edit whore you
(I helped save b3ta! lemony, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 19:29, archived)
# think of the
bird dogs, won't someone please think of the bird dogs
(I helped save b3ta! Roxy_Hart is so so old, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 19:31, archived)
# That's very good.
The best B3ta pics are always quite poignant, especially if you are sitting in the dark and listening to Lee Hazlewood. Actually, it reminds me of this:
(themanwhofellasleep, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 19:36, archived)
# Woo
ironically it looks like my dog and I'm particularly fond of orioles!
(StinkyCheeseMan, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 19:38, archived)
# ha ha!
the bastards! that's ace!
(I helped save b3ta! mrRush, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 19:54, archived)
# mystery b3tan no 7
(I helped save b3ta! Azra3l Lubrication Persuasion and Brute Force ™, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 19:27, archived)
# Bag O Shite
Bag O Shite
(Hauptman Von Butter Kasse You are all a bunch of mincing pansies, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 19:28, archived)
# im not even gonna bother
ye i am.....

suck me
(I helped save b3ta! Azra3l Lubrication Persuasion and Brute Force ™, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 19:28, archived)
# not hard
for people who have been paying attention... you already said who you were doing. Where's the sport in that?

Edit: By the way, was Ms. Muffet a literary theorist?
(I helped save b3ta! dotmund .co.uk, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 19:28, archived)
# ahh but it was a challenge :)
if i could alt text it it would read

"motherhubbard was scard of the literary theorists mugging her for her knitted wit"
(I helped save b3ta! Azra3l Lubrication Persuasion and Brute Force ™, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 19:29, archived)
# alt="motherhubbard was scard of the literary theorists mugging her for her knitted wit"
isn't it
(I helped save b3ta! lemony, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 19:32, archived)
# we prefer people to use
title because some browsers don't show alt text
(I helped save b3ta! Roxy_Hart is so so old, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 19:40, archived)
# really?
which ones... i'll switch then
(I helped save b3ta! lemony, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 19:42, archived)
# i think
opera doesn't like alt
(I helped save b3ta! Roxy_Hart is so so old, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 19:48, archived)
# no Safari
(I helped save b3ta! whelkboy is old now, you see, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 20:06, archived)
#
a href="URL" title="your text here"
all incased in pointy brackets
(I helped save b3ta! Roxy_Hart is so so old, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 19:32, archived)
# ta
(I helped save b3ta! Azra3l Lubrication Persuasion and Brute Force ™, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 19:33, archived)
# i've not
been paying attention
(I helped save b3ta! Roxy_Hart is so so old, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 19:30, archived)
# Old Granny Muntering Gyppos?
(I helped save b3ta! Scary Mary The D'oh Fairy, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 19:28, archived)
# mother inferior
(I helped save b3ta! Reverend Dan, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 19:29, archived)
# writers
in the wild?
(I helped save b3ta! Roxy_Hart is so so old, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 19:29, archived)
# rob?
:D
(The Cosmic Boy Zombie (Formerly Pirate Cat), Sat 8 Nov 2003, 19:29, archived)
# Is it (by any chance)
knitwit has been mugged by literary theorists?
(I helped save b3ta! dotmund .co.uk, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 19:32, archived)
[challenge entry] James, meet your new right hand man....D.
(I helped save b3ta! Scary Mary The D'oh Fairy, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 19:25, archived)
# hahaha
look at his hand!
(The Cosmic Boy Zombie (Formerly Pirate Cat), Sat 8 Nov 2003, 19:26, archived)
# BEEEEEEEADLE!
(I helped save b3ta! _null_, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 19:26, archived)
# BLESSEEEEED!
(I helped save b3ta! lemony, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 19:27, archived)
# BLANKEEEET
(I helped save b3ta! Roxy_Hart is so so old, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 19:28, archived)
# i've missed blankeet
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 19:36, archived)
# it isn't used
half as much as it should be
(I helped save b3ta! Roxy_Hart is so so old, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 19:37, archived)
# RARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!
(I helped save b3ta! _null_, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 19:29, archived)
# lol
i'd not seen that before
(I helped save b3ta! lemony, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 19:30, archived)
# what was the score?
(I helped save b3ta! Scary Mary The D'oh Fairy, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 19:31, archived)
# i'm not sure.
he was keeping tabs but i was deaf by the end.
(I helped save b3ta! _null_, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 19:32, archived)
# who is this
"Brian Blessed"?
(Corn Dog, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 19:42, archived)
# surely
you jest
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 20:00, archived)
# HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
:-D!!
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 19:30, archived)
# So............
Desmond Llewelyn is Davros?
(Hauptman Von Butter Kasse You are all a bunch of mincing pansies, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 19:29, archived)
# bobby?
(I helped save b3ta! lemony, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 19:36, archived)
# this is Kev the dalek,
he's got two plungers.
in fact, what are youi doing here Kev? go home.

I've got two plungers.

Yes, I know.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 19:30, archived)
# Just for once, I have text instead of graphics. I am tired of photoshop.
"All the great poets considered becoming electricians at some point in their lives. Of this I am sure. At first glance there doesn't seem to be a great similarity between the art of rewiring plugs and the art of writing poetry, but you need to dig beneath the surface... far beneath the surface... below the crust, below the mantle... right down to the core of the earth.

At the centre of the earth you will find a very lonely man. He is an electrician, and works at making sure there are no earthly power failures. He is lonely because he has no friends... he must work alone. He isn't even allowed a pet eagle, as most surface-dwelling electricians are permitted. He sits there, admiring the relentless heat of the molten earth core, and waiting for something to go wrong. He has a lot of time on his hands. So he write poetry. Most of it is rubbish, but some of it is very good.

How do I know? Because he sends me poetry... whenever there is an earthquake, I search the surrounding areas and normally find a small notepad that he has sent up to the surface. He uses earthquakes as distractions. It's a clever idea... poets have always used nature - he just uses nature in a slightly more literal manner. He is pastoral, like an unhappy goat.

Every electrician I have ever met had been a frustrated poet, longing to swap filaments for similes. But I suppose they have to make a living. I have considered publishing an anthology of poetry by electricians, but I am no publisher. I can hardly read."
(themanwhofellasleep, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 19:23, archived)
# Synopsis:
Poetry. Electricians. Mantle.
(I helped save b3ta! _null_, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 19:24, archived)
# Clive Mantle?
that bloke who used to be in Casualty?
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 19:25, archived)
# Yes.
I always wanted him to be my dad. Manly, authoritative.
(themanwhofellasleep, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 19:28, archived)
# yes,
most definitely - with a soft, but quite firm tone of voice
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 19:29, archived)
# And a strange homosexual subtext
between father and son that remains unresolved for decades, leading to anger, frustration and failed relationships.
(themanwhofellasleep, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 19:34, archived)
# True,
but I like details.
(themanwhofellasleep, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 19:28, archived)
# you should know
that's a lot of text...can you give me a 2 line summary so that I don't have to read the whole thing
(I helped save b3ta! Roxy_Hart is so so old, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 19:24, archived)
# see above.
i do the hard work so you don't have to.
(I helped save b3ta! _null_, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 19:25, archived)
# thank you
(I helped save b3ta! Roxy_Hart is so so old, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 19:25, archived)
# have you
been drinking? ;o)
(I helped save b3ta! rosey, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 19:24, archived)
# I am sipping vodka and orange,
but that has nowt to do with it. I was just sick of wacky photoshop pics. I wanted to do something more profound.
(themanwhofellasleep, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 19:27, archived)
# the best line for the nonreaders:
"He is pastoral, like an unhappy goat."
(yakmonkey, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 19:26, archived)
# a picture is worth a 1000 words
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 19:28, archived)
# How would you describe this picture?
(themanwhofellasleep, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 19:30, archived)
# drain








x 1000
(I helped save b3ta! fassit is old, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 19:32, archived)
# It's not a
drain.
(themanwhofellasleep, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 19:35, archived)
# it looks a bit like the deathstar
;)
(I helped save b3ta! fassit is old, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 19:35, archived)
# Yes. It's a deathstar.
On a circle line platform. They are better at hiding them now.
(themanwhofellasleep, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 19:37, archived)
# well its certainly no moon!
(I helped save b3ta! fassit is old, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 19:38, archived)
# Hahahhahhaaha...
We've all said that!
(themanwhofellasleep, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 19:40, archived)
# of course
(I helped save b3ta! fassit is old, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 19:44, archived)
# dull
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 19:32, archived)
# Good start,
but expand.
(themanwhofellasleep, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 19:35, archived)
# 274 words.
he could have paintmashed a cock and saved a lot of trouble.
(I helped save b3ta! _null_, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 19:30, archived)
# well errrr have a textual wooyay i guess
      ____ _____ ____._________._______._____ _____._________.___ ________ __   
     /    /    /    /         /        \     /    /         /    /    ___//_/   
    /    /    /    /    /    /    /    /    /    /    /    /    /    /          
   /    /    /    /    /    /    /    /    /    /         /    /    /           
  /              /    /    /    /    /____     /    /    /____     /            
 /___ /    /____/_________/_________/    /    /____/____/    /    /             
     /____/                        /         /         /         /              
                                  /_________/         /_________/
(I helped save b3ta! fassit is old, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 19:29, archived)
# Exactly.
I think B3ta is great, but variety is always better. Lots of pics can get samey... every so often you need a good, old-fashioned weird narrative.
(themanwhofellasleep, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 19:31, archived)
# That says
face-on elephant, goatse, goatse, sideways elephant, ant and dec, sideways elephant.
(I helped save b3ta! Bingowings 2011 Businessman of the Year (Watford Branch), Sat 8 Nov 2003, 19:33, archived)
# ant and dec?
(I helped save b3ta! fassit is old, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 19:36, archived)
# They're Geordie TV presenters,
one of them is permanently trapped in adolescence and one of them looks like Eddie Munster.
(themanwhofellasleep, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 19:37, archived)
# i know
but stangely the rest of that sentence makes sense, except the ant and dec bit
(I helped save b3ta! fassit is old, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 19:39, archived)
# True, but I was referring to the porn shot
where you can see the half-bald twat and the arsehole at the same time.
(I helped save b3ta! Bingowings 2011 Businessman of the Year (Watford Branch), Sat 8 Nov 2003, 19:41, archived)
# When I get that feeling,
its like textual healing.
(I helped save b3ta! Mullet Over, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 19:37, archived)
[challenge entry] my entry

"Be careful bond, this is some strong shit"
(pissycocks GIRAFFETASTIC!, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 19:21, archived)
# ssg did that
but his spliff was far more crudely-drawn
(I helped save b3ta! Reverend Dan, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 19:21, archived)
# DAMN!!!!
..big thing, holds water
(pissycocks GIRAFFETASTIC!, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 19:22, archived)
# elephant?
(I helped save b3ta! Spoon, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 19:22, archived)
# fuck-off bucket
(I helped save b3ta! _null_, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 19:23, archived)
# giant camel
('Andeh', Sat 8 Nov 2003, 19:23, archived)
# THE FUCKING MOON
(I helped save b3ta! _null_, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 19:23, archived)
# leave my moon out of this
besides its cheese not water
(I helped save b3ta! ChaosTime The Fucking Moon Lord, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 19:24, archived)
# you and your mooncalcium.
(I helped save b3ta! _null_, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 19:27, archived)
# or mutant cactus
('Andeh', Sat 8 Nov 2003, 19:23, archived)
# charming
i have to go out and get drunker now. hoorah!
(I helped save b3ta! Spoon, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 19:23, archived)
# t's a hard life
(I helped save b3ta! Pootle, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 19:26, archived)
# cactus?
(yakmonkey, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 19:23, archived)
# i have to reply to this to make the board have
a pretty arrow

edit: but pootle broke it :(
(I helped save b3ta! fassit is old, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 19:27, archived)
#
I don't like chevrons :)
(I helped save b3ta! Pootle, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 19:30, archived)
# The Herald of Free Enterprise
</topical>
(I helped save b3ta! Pootle, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 19:30, archived)
# and i added
a trippytastic background.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 19:24, archived)
# now that,
made me laugh :)

(I helped save b3ta! spiny - things are looking up, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 19:22, archived)
# Absolute
woo yay houpla!
(I helped save b3ta! dotmund .co.uk, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 19:23, archived)

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