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Eager to change their public image,...

America decided on a less threatening national symbol...

(HoTWire, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 15:59, archived)

what?

that's way scarier that a tart with a torch

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chobb ,ø¤ºGREATº¤ø,¸¸,ø¤ºRAPISTº¤ø,¸¸,ø¤ºRECOMMENDEDº¤ø, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 16:01, archived)

concur.

WAY more frightening. but hey, the people that brought you the terror-trading market could certainly go for it. go on, flog it to the CIA.

(rednc, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 16:04, archived)

scariest clown of them all?

that little fucker in Poltergeist who drags the kid under the bed...

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Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Mon 10 Nov 2003, 16:06, archived)

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

CLOWN!!!!!!!!

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Mon 10 Nov 2003, 16:04, archived)

Check out my new mobile

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underneath the weeping willow, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 15:58, archived)

Wow!

I want one!

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Zak Canard remembers this place, vaguely, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 15:58, archived)

i want 2 so then it will be twice as woo!

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MONO!, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 16:00, archived)

Bet the hands free kit

needs a Kempston interface

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Zak Canard remembers this place, vaguely, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 16:02, archived)

I want the thermal printer

that goes with it.

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 16:03, archived)

The ringtones would be amazing

I want authentic speccy tape loading ringtones!

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Zak Canard remembers this place, vaguely, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 16:10, archived)

Amshit (or whoever owns the Spectrum now)

should produce a Spectrum facia for fonies

(bet they wouldn't make one for my Ericsson t28s :( )

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Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Mon 10 Nov 2003, 16:09, archived)

its smaller than my current phone

heh heh heh 'true video'

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lazygamer VS tittybiscuits, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 15:59, archived)

Woo!

I want one... providing, of course, that it doesn't run this:

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matsimpsk, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 15:59, archived)

I bet

you have to type in all the phone numbers
every time you want to use it!

Woo

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groovegenerator The man who mistook his wife for his wife, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 15:59, archived)

lurvily

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butchbint, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 15:59, archived)

Th@ R Woo!

Funnily enough, got a speccy emulator on my phone.... (and Doom for some strange reason....)

(Mr Joe Bangles, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 16:00, archived)

I run doom on mine.

But spectrum emulator!!!
Linky to free download please?

Oh, and fuckin woo to the piccy.

(WouldSwapABearForATiger, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 16:01, archived)

It's called ZXBoy....

www.wildpalm.co.uk/

Grab it from there.

(Symbian OS phones only though...)

Norkia 7650's my toy.....

(Mr Joe Bangles, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 16:24, archived)

excellent

Now playing Manic Miner on my 3650! Thanks matey :D

(WiSK, Tue 11 Nov 2003, 16:27, archived)

Oo really

What phone is that?

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underneath the weeping willow, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 16:02, archived)

Is that the Orange SPV?

The only phone to suffer from Blue Screen of Death Syndrome.

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Zak Canard remembers this place, vaguely, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 16:03, archived)

Doom runs on the newish nokias 7650 and 3650.

Butthey are bricks.

You can download it for free off the interweb.

(WouldSwapABearForATiger, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 16:04, archived)

hah!

nec e606.

now thats a heavyweight phone

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lazygamer VS tittybiscuits, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 16:05, archived)

Lightweight bricks then.

Breezeblocks if you like.

(WouldSwapABearForATiger, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 16:06, archived)

Got me a 3650

slightly on the large side, but when you got a GameBoy Colour emulator on it with (LEGAL) roms of pokemon yellow running happily - WYH etc.

great little (surely big? - Ed.) phone.

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Claws of Doom I am no longer infected, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 16:10, archived)

*shudders*

better not be.

symbian series 60 phones i think. (nokia 3650, 7650) or sony ericsson p800

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lazygamer VS tittybiscuits, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 16:04, archived)

Ooo

what phone! what phone!

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icezebra *insert large monkey*, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 16:04, archived)

that is great

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new_matt, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 16:00, archived)

More viable than the

N-Gage no doubt. I'll take four

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Dogtanian, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 16:00, archived)

*sobs gently*

That's so beautiful. *sniff*

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Bingowings 2011 Businessman of the Year (Watford Branch), Mon 10 Nov 2003, 16:00, archived)

fucking

YES!

give me one of those , now!

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spiny - things are looking up, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 16:01, archived)

Yay!

Woo!

ver nice

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VampireMonkeyOnSpeed a super sexy sexual sex terrorist sex, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 16:01, archived)

10 PRINT "WOOYAY"

20 GOTO 10
RUN

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 16:01, archived)

hehehehe

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MONO!, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 16:04, archived)

BBC Model "B" eat your heart out

Mode 10
Colour 5

10 PRINT "WOOYAY";
20 GOTO 10
RUN

edit: forgot /geek

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Claws of Doom I am no longer infected, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 16:11, archived)

MOST WOOSOME!!

that totally rules

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Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Mon 10 Nov 2003, 16:05, archived)

Yay!

I hope you can get a Kempston joystick interface for it!

(Idid, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 16:08, archived)

WOW!! I like!

10 Randomize USR 1000
RUN
(Cue black border and non-stop farting noise.)*

*Was meant as a compliment.

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Fronkle99, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 16:23, archived)

Oooooooooooooooo

Me! I want one! ME! ME! ME! ME! ME! ME! ME! ME! ME! ME! ME! ME! ME! ME! ME! ME! ME! ME! ME! ME! ME! ME! ME! ME! ME! ME! ME!

(spudmonkey Now MrPineapple can sex me from behind. Don't ask!, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 16:28, archived)

I have to get one

Now! Now!

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Mr. Bell Division, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 16:30, archived)

I want

I want one NOW!

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vulga is a foul mouthed cunt, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 16:32, archived)

I'll have ten!

48k of course.

W/Y/H/P!

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Maffydoo, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 16:40, archived)

That game on it looks like....

Tir Na Nog

Used to play it on my Amstrad 464. Fucking hard game if memory serves.

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The Cunning Linguist O RLY?, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 16:54, archived)

Yeah Tir Na Nog

I loved that game.

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underneath the weeping willow, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 18:59, archived)

Yeah

I did too .. and as you say it was well hard! I think I simply strolled around the place doing nothing in particular until I got bored

(Mr Striding, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 19:55, archived)

That deserves a Woo

(hanuman, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 17:19, archived)

Woo!

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Canker, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 17:45, archived)

haha

any references to that film are met with glee.

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_null_, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 18:18, archived)

Anyone seen

Look Around You? Get it on dvd NOW (especially spaced fans)

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Blobcat Less Jaffacakes this year, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 20:19, archived)

I want, I want, I want

Now!

Do you get any free games with it?

(me wants the manic minor contract)

(Bristol Tom, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 21:32, archived)

inspired

completely inspired:)

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monkeymanblue mathematically safe, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 23:05, archived)

In other news...

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groovegenerator The man who mistook his wife for his wife, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 15:57, archived)

is anyone gonna make a that cunt rabbit post

or am i gonna have to go ahead

(I Eat Spam, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 16:00, archived)

haha!

woo

(DeviousMiscreant, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 16:00, archived)

*shudder*

sprouts should be banned

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evil pixie, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 16:19, archived)

More moosic

Take 1

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Zak Canard remembers this place, vaguely, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 15:53, archived)

Woo!

Oi be loiking that loads

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Dogtanian, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 15:59, archived)

YEEEEEEEEEEEEHAW!

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VampireMonkeyOnSpeed a super sexy sexual sex terrorist sex, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 15:59, archived)

Tease

It's the falling off that makes it fun

(fak, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 16:05, archived)

is that the only area in which you are

retarded?

(peewee13, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 16:05, archived)

cheeky

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VampireMonkeyOnSpeed a super sexy sexual sex terrorist sex, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 16:10, archived)

simply because

theres not enough pictures of Neil from back in the good ol' days

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The Neville What what what, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 15:53, archived)

as a side....

Does anyone remember a song (and who was the artist/group?) with the lyric:

"I'd rather slide down a 10 foot razor blade using my private parts as a brake, than have Pat Sharpe's hair..."

(Mr Joe Bangles, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 15:55, archived)

I do remember the song but not the artist/group

No doubt that will do my head in for the rest of the ~~day~~ week!

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Danblez, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 16:18, archived)

He's a total cheat.

Tony Hart used to do stuff from beginning to end.
Buchanan uses a Blue Peter-style "here's the next bit I got someone else to do" approach.

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Bingowings 2011 Businessman of the Year (Watford Branch), Mon 10 Nov 2003, 15:58, archived)

ah yes

but who would win in a fight?
Neil would probably fight dirty and squirt glue in Tonys eyes, or some such underhand tactic

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The Neville What what what, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 16:00, archived)

I need to put my specs on.

I thought that said 'squirt dirty glue in Tony's eyes'
Well, put my specs on or wash my brain out with soap and water.

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Bingowings 2011 Businessman of the Year (Watford Branch), Mon 10 Nov 2003, 16:02, archived)

well

dirty glue would probably work better. Although Tony could get a "morph" model and forcibly shove it into Neils face

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The Neville What what what, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 16:11, archived)

FACT

im growing my hair like that.

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Obz Click, ting, stamps, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 16:00, archived)

on purpose?

people like you sicken me

(DeviousMiscreant, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 16:01, archived)

great!

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Obz Click, ting, stamps, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 16:09, archived)

Bandwagon?

Anyone fancy coming along on a "Neil does it with PVA glue" bandwagon?

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Claws of Doom I am no longer infected, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 16:14, archived)

Dont see why not

I could be responsible for the most annoying bandwagon in history. Sweet!

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The Neville What what what, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 16:19, archived)

(Mis) Adventures in Perspective

Arf'noon all!

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Dogtanian, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 15:51, archived)

*quivers*

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butchbint, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 15:52, archived)

good un

like the timing

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chobb ,ø¤ºGREATº¤ø,¸¸,ø¤ºRAPISTº¤ø,¸¸,ø¤ºRECOMMENDEDº¤ø, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 15:52, archived)

whee!

and woo!

I love domo!

have a pearoast from last night!

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Jinxx has been away a long time, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 15:53, archived)

wow

liking both pics
you lovly people

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MONO!, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 15:54, archived)

I'm gonna have to hand over

some of my ~~hard earned~~ money to J-List eventually for some Domo stuff, I love the little brown brick too

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Dogtanian, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 15:54, archived)

heehee

thought you might like this... simply because of the name:

theme tune!

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Jinxx has been away a long time, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 16:00, archived)

Superb!

Thanks Jinxx you're a star.

There's a realplayer vid of the whole start sequence out there somewhere on an 80's nostalgia site. Here ;)

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Dogtanian, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 16:02, archived)

no thanks

I'm already traumatised by the themetune alone

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Jinxx has been away a long time, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 16:08, archived)

That made me laugh

woo yay

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underneath the weeping willow, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 15:56, archived)

he he

that's very good WYH

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lord bofingham, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 15:56, archived)

thinking of making an animated gif

of halo then a quick flash of pacman happens :)

(I Eat Spam, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 15:56, archived)

Christ!!!!!

I've just poohed my pants!

(Bob Hopelessness, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 15:56, archived)

did it

look like domo?

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Jinxx has been away a long time, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 16:01, archived)

For all you yoda fans!

Photoshop Gallery

(Jolly Xmas Jew Lick my silver bells., Mon 10 Nov 2003, 15:50, archived)

ahhh

good that is. i think. whose the beardy bloke?

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Obz Click, ting, stamps, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 16:01, archived)

Tired of all the fighting, they stopped

to play catch

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Damocles wants no part of your debauchery, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 15:47, archived)

Mr Do! Rocks!

That is all.

(antonye, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 15:48, archived)

But not as much as

Dig-Dug.

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routine has perfected burgers, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 16:02, archived)

what are ppl

using for making animated gifs these days?

(I Eat Spam, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 15:49, archived)

ms word

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MONO!, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 15:49, archived)

-_-

rriiiigghhhttt....

(I Eat Spam, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 15:50, archived)

Neil Buchanan

and PS+IR for me

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Bingowings 2011 Businessman of the Year (Watford Branch), Mon 10 Nov 2003, 15:50, archived)

Photoshop to do all the work

Then ImageReady to animate. (Don't like ImageReady to work in)

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chobb ,ø¤ºGREATº¤ø,¸¸,ø¤ºRAPISTº¤ø,¸¸,ø¤ºRECOMMENDEDº¤ø, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 15:50, archived)

i worked for a while in image ready

but it wouldnt let me make a new frame

(I Eat Spam, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 15:51, archived)

i use potatoshop and animationshop

i have lots of fun making my wanky piccies!!

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MONO!, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 15:52, archived)

winamp

Its very good at that kind of thing, you know.

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The Neville What what what, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 15:51, archived)

A sponge, three matchsticks

and a small Equadorian hamster named Freddie.

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Damocles wants no part of your debauchery, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 15:51, archived)

I use my

playstation 2, networked with a nintendo entertainment system for enhanced graphics. Works a treat.

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icezebra *insert large monkey*, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 15:52, archived)

lol

(I Eat Spam, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 15:52, archived)

Um.

Read that as Macromedia Flash. (Licensed!)

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icezebra *insert large monkey*, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 15:53, archived)

Same as I used to use those days!

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Danblez, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 15:55, archived)

Pisspot pro

and Animation shop. Don't listen to all these Adobe tossers. PSP am de best

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underneath the weeping willow, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 16:00, archived)

It worked well...

...now all they had to do was find a use for it.

by antonye

re-posterizing from a while back

(antonye, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 15:44, archived)

The bubbles

are a genius touch.

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chobb ,ø¤ºGREATº¤ø,¸¸,ø¤ºRAPISTº¤ø,¸¸,ø¤ºRECOMMENDEDº¤ø, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 15:44, archived)

But

how else would it work?

(antonye, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 15:46, archived)

lol

how stupid of me

In fact, have one of these...

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chobb ,ø¤ºGREATº¤ø,¸¸,ø¤ºRAPISTº¤ø,¸¸,ø¤ºRECOMMENDEDº¤ø, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 15:47, archived)

Erm

Thanks.

I think.

/me runs away

(antonye, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 15:49, archived)

*Bull snorts*

and chases after you, his erupting cock bouncing below him.

sorry

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chobb ,ø¤ºGREATº¤ø,¸¸,ø¤ºRAPISTº¤ø,¸¸,ø¤ºRECOMMENDEDº¤ø, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 15:51, archived)

You see...

*this* is how people end up in therapy.

(antonye, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 15:53, archived)

Maybe...

but I'm not the one being buggered by a bull.

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chobb ,ø¤ºGREATº¤ø,¸¸,ø¤ºRAPISTº¤ø,¸¸,ø¤ºRECOMMENDEDº¤ø, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 15:56, archived)

I agree

very Edward Woodward...

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Toma_o, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 15:46, archived)

He would get on with this guy

Owes much to xeron's orignal uber-tuba

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Rooster, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 15:48, archived)

Saw this on one of those foreign channels on Sky...

Seems to be a documentary on blending into ordinary british culture...
Click here to watch.

The idea came from wondering how to explain b3ta to foreigners. It very crap.
Insert lame epilepsy warning here

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Jinxx has been away a long time, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 15:43, archived)

aha

ok....

i noticed at the end of weeble n bob, t says thanks to "everyone at b3ta" :) never noticed it before.

does that include me?

('Andeh', Mon 10 Nov 2003, 15:44, archived)

everyone thinks your a cunt.

mind you, i think secretly most of them talk about me behind my back.

swines, i'll have my revenge!

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 15:47, archived)

Oh it's you!

...speak of the devil! *chortle chortle!*

oh, er, nevermind

*innocent whistling*

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Jinxx has been away a long time, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 15:48, archived)

Grrrr!!

when i rule the world, i will have my revenge!

:)

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 15:50, archived)

does everyone really think im a cunt?

:'(

('Andeh', Mon 10 Nov 2003, 15:53, archived)

I reserve judgement

I don't often do the dayshift, so I don't have an opinion

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Jinxx has been away a long time, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 15:54, archived)

Course not

some of us think you're a wanker

;-)

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thirdman Ia! Ia! R'lyeh Cthulhu ftagn! Ia! Ia! Mglui nafl, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 15:56, archived)

I don't think

I've ever seen anything better than that

top film

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blind pew 'bandwagonesque', Mon 10 Nov 2003, 15:45, archived)

luvin it

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MONO!, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 15:47, archived)

i'm currently listening to

Soundhog's mix on XFM's Superchunk from last night...it goes really well with that bit of anime.

(Murun Buchstansangur's hairpiece, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 15:58, archived)

Eppileptic spong inducment.....

Off to have a bit of a puke, then apply for another job......

(Mr Joe Bangles, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 15:58, archived)

Sing-a-long

Photoshop Gallery

(Jolly Xmas Jew Lick my silver bells., Mon 10 Nov 2003, 15:42, archived)

poor poor pengy

thanks to SE for the idea

www.pengy.tk

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Reverend Dan, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 15:41, archived)

terrific stuff!

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Sunshine Elephant, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 15:43, archived)

Lovely!

Poor old pengy. He's has it harder than single mothers or asylum seekers.

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butchbint, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 15:44, archived)

Oh no!

It's really abou the oil though

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VampireMonkeyOnSpeed a super sexy sexual sex terrorist sex, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 15:47, archived)

Cool!

Teach me more!

(Bob Hopelessness, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 15:50, archived)

penguin oil..

very sought after
like tiger knob..apparently

(Captain Slasher, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 16:01, archived)

Poignant.

Very woo, and very Yay, but I'm too sad to say it.

'I'm sure she said 8 o'clock' was my favourite.

(Bob Hopelessness, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 15:50, archived)

hehe

poor poor pengy

i like the way you always get the reflection in if he isnt in the picture

w/y/h

(DeviousMiscreant, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 15:51, archived)

The blink does it for me.

It makes something good gooder.

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Bingowings 2011 Businessman of the Year (Watford Branch), Mon 10 Nov 2003, 15:53, archived)

I love pengy

but I get the feeling that beastly, hairy man love is not what he's looking for right now.

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Mystery_Bob, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 15:57, archived)

Just thought id post the fixed version

fixed it up a bit : it took long enough :(

(I Eat Spam, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 15:41, archived)

thank fuck for that

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butchbint, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 15:43, archived)

Hahahaha

I sense a genuine feeling of relief...

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Mr Gear the gay-maker, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 15:50, archived)

If by "relief"

you mean "despair", then you're right.

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butchbint, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 15:51, archived)

i was thinking of doing a calendar

of images i'd borrowed from b3tans - any suggestions for pics? pls mail me suggestions/pics (addy in profile). ta.

ie

then adding the dates on the page. or is this doomed from the start??

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raver, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 15:38, archived)

who cares.....

i wanna see whats behind that pussy!

edit/ i'd like one though

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MONO!, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 15:38, archived)

Plenty of snow,

sexy snow.

(roomproject, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 15:39, archived)

norks

surely norks

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@man move along, nothing to see here on, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 15:40, archived)

god I hope so

I don't want a repeat of THAT incident again.

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chobb ,ø¤ºGREATº¤ø,¸¸,ø¤ºRAPISTº¤ø,¸¸,ø¤ºRECOMMENDEDº¤ø, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 15:40, archived)

Nah...

A fine pair of Zeppelins

(Erik Bloodaxe, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 16:31, archived)

Helen

Mirren.

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routine has perfected burgers, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 16:03, archived)

It's a great idea, but will you sell them?

And if so, can I have some money if you use any of my pics?

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Mr Gear the gay-maker, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 15:40, archived)

nah

free of course

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raver, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 15:40, archived)

wiked

put my name down

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MONO!, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 15:41, archived)

Sent you some of my pics.

I hope you like.

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Mr Gear the gay-maker, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 15:46, archived)

the 12 best pictures,

tricky task

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Sunshine Elephant, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 15:41, archived)

after the t shirts

a B3ta calendar is the obvious next merchandising step, but who chooses the pics?

Maybe:

Jan - Furtive
Feb - Fear
March - Quo
April - Running Kitten

and so on...

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blind pew 'bandwagonesque', Mon 10 Nov 2003, 15:41, archived)

or a larson style

desk calendar with a pic per day.

(jakeohoho, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 15:52, archived)

I think Larson has done that already

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Mr Gear the gay-maker, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 16:00, archived)

I'm interested

It's a good plan, you can have some of my pics if you reckon they're good enough

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VampireMonkeyOnSpeed a super sexy sexual sex terrorist sex, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 15:42, archived)

I have also been on the web for about seven years

and I didn't know that either. Thanks

(ReLiC, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 16:12, archived)

Great idea i will have 3 please

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Danblez, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 15:43, archived)

are you gunna put .gif's in the calendar?

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MONO!, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 15:43, archived)

aye

why not

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raver, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 15:44, archived)

cool

ive never had an animated calendar before!!!!

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MONO!, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 15:44, archived)

Hmmm...

...do I get royalties for my kitten picture?

;)

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Mystery_Bob, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 15:58, archived)

....they aint much good at this sort of thing either...

"are you gunna kick the sodding ball, or what?!"

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MONO!, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 15:35, archived)

blimey

Wilko's put on a few pounds!

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blind pew 'bandwagonesque', Mon 10 Nov 2003, 15:37, archived)

He'll never make that kick

the sun is in his eyes

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chobb ,ø¤ºGREATº¤ø,¸¸,ø¤ºRAPISTº¤ø,¸¸,ø¤ºRECOMMENDEDº¤ø, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 15:37, archived)

Cue animation...

I think the hippo deserves to make the kick.

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Rooster, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 15:38, archived)

feel free to animate

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MONO!, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 15:40, archived)

I'll add it to the list of things

that I lack sufficient talent to complete...

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Rooster, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 15:41, archived)

that list is endless for me

thats why i didnt animate!

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MONO!, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 15:42, archived)

Inspired by an earlier post.

(roomproject, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 15:34, archived)

Woo!`

i can see someone putting a dildo on that one.

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 15:35, archived)

What's a Bolex?

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King Ralph is drunk, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 15:37, archived)

a 16mm movie camera

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 15:44, archived)

I thought they were

expensive Swiss testicles.

(Bob Hopelessness, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 15:54, archived)

Made using PVA?

*wah-wah-waahhhhh*

(roomproject, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 15:38, archived)

Oooh, I like that font

what is it?

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Damocles wants no part of your debauchery, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 15:50, archived)

oops!

Clicky for Biggerness!

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VampireMonkeyOnSpeed a super sexy sexual sex terrorist sex, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 15:34, archived)

space bar wha..?

my god that's amazing!

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blind pew 'bandwagonesque', Mon 10 Nov 2003, 15:35, archived)

You really do

learn something new every day. :D

(roomproject, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 15:36, archived)

what I want

is a shortcut key for F5

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chobb ,ø¤ºGREATº¤ø,¸¸,ø¤ºRAPISTº¤ø,¸¸,ø¤ºRECOMMENDEDº¤ø, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 15:38, archived)

CTRL+F5

or something

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VampireMonkeyOnSpeed a super sexy sexual sex terrorist sex, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 15:40, archived)

That's MORE work

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chobb ,ø¤ºGREATº¤ø,¸¸,ø¤ºRAPISTº¤ø,¸¸,ø¤ºRECOMMENDEDº¤ø, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 15:41, archived)

how about the magic hammer

Its the shortcut for everything, simply apply it to your screen and HEY PRESTO! no more worries

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VampireMonkeyOnSpeed a super sexy sexual sex terrorist sex, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 15:43, archived)

Thank you for the moosic

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Zak Canard remembers this place, vaguely, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 15:32, archived)

oa
n!
make them dance
oh wait, they are dancing! or is it my eyes?

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VampireMonkeyOnSpeed a super sexy sexual sex terrorist sex, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 15:35, archived)

Three dancing cows coming up...

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Zak Canard remembers this place, vaguely, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 15:38, archived)

They're waiting for Rage Against The Machine to come on.

*that's why you got a bolt blasting through your head. Blasting through your head, blasting through your head, etc*

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Bingowings 2011 Businessman of the Year (Watford Branch), Mon 10 Nov 2003, 15:39, archived)

Yay! Yay for animated gif cows.

I think they respond very well:

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Cromagnon Don't waste my motherfucking time!, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 15:40, archived)

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Mr Gear the gay-maker, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 15:28, archived)

Yay. yayayayayayayay. yay.

so there.

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Cromagnon Don't waste my motherfucking time!, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 15:30, archived)

arse

(spudmonkey Now MrPineapple can sex me from behind. Don't ask!, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 15:30, archived)

Eh?

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Mr Gear the gay-maker, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 15:31, archived)

Class

but split up and spelt funny. A minor woo with a tiny yay. Me likes. And so on :)

(spudmonkey Now MrPineapple can sex me from behind. Don't ask!, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 15:33, archived)

Ok, thank you!

I wouldn't have been that upset if you called it ARSE actually. I have done so many pictures today, I am all wooed out.

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Mr Gear the gay-maker, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 15:34, archived)

what's

he holding in the original? a pen?

(rednc, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 15:31, archived)

Yes.

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Mr Gear the gay-maker, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 15:31, archived)

Haha.

That's awfully woo.

Did you mean 'emphasising'?

Don't let my arsey pedantry get in the way of a good pic tho!

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Mullet Over, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 15:34, archived)

Probably.

Spell-checkers don't exist in photo-studio land.

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Mr Gear the gay-maker, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 15:41, archived)

la maison a des jambes

Argh! The madness of it all

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The Neville What what what, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 15:28, archived)

class madness

woupla!

yay for hopping things that shouldn't!

(yakmonkey, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 15:36, archived)

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