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# The Hung Ones.
(schoey, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 9:21, archived)
# Slightly macabre
this morning, isn't it?
(I helped save b3ta! HP hasn't been here in aaaaaages, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 9:21, archived)
# .
Cheap and not so cheerful.
(schoey, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 9:22, archived)
# He he!
(I helped save b3ta! Banana, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 9:32, archived)
# .
(byebye, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 9:14, archived)
# Arf!
Like what you've done with your tag too.
(I helped save b3ta! HP hasn't been here in aaaaaages, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 9:15, archived)
# yay!
(I helped save b3ta! sunny_jimbob, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 9:15, archived)
# Much to the disappointment of the crowd he sliced right through it!
;¬P
(garfi3ld, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 9:16, archived)
# Tee hee hee
Simple, yet genius - woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Ijon Tichy, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 9:17, archived)
# uuuhh ohhh



cranberry
(I helped save b3ta! MONO!, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 9:17, archived)
# Another comedy gold moment.
I have been searching for a banana skin moment recently. I shall cease and desist.

Anyone who wants to see some movies I did. Have a peek at this 2.2mb .mov file and this 984kb .mov file
(I helped save b3ta! WD-39, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 9:18, archived)
# Crank-em, Crank-em hard!
(I helped save b3ta! Signify, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 8:59, archived)
# hahahaha
this is nicer than suicide tips... hummus levels are going to be high again this morning, methinks. Woo yay!
(I helped save b3ta! dotmund .co.uk, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 9:01, archived)
# Heather on the weather last night
said it was going to be a good day for it, with a high chance of Marmots from the West, Good, falling slowly

And a goode morne to ye all
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 9:07, archived)
# lmao
heh!
(garfi3ld, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 9:01, archived)
# lmfaowsarrpumfa!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! MONO!, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 9:06, archived)
# hahaha
woo.


im off now :( got my physics and history mock GCSEs.

wish me luck
('Andeh', Tue 18 Nov 2003, 9:02, archived)
# AAAAAHHHHHHHH!
Mock Physics GCSEs!
the fear the fear the fear the fear the fear
the fear the fear the fear the fear the fear
the fear the fear the fear the fear the fear
(I helped save b3ta! dotmund .co.uk, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 9:04, archived)
# your scared?
wanna see some of my teachers?

www.geocities.com/themosslandsschool/images/

Barber = Biology
Hood = Physics
Marshall = Chemistry
Wilmin = French. (but aint my french teacher)
('Andeh', Tue 18 Nov 2003, 9:06, archived)
# Mrs Hood
looks like ALF.
(I helped save b3ta! 0% Interest Expand Reply Retweet Favorite More, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 9:09, archived)
# oooooh shop her.
please. cus i really should be going now.

if you do it, and any bandwagon comes from it. i would be delighted.

tell me though
('Andeh', Tue 18 Nov 2003, 9:10, archived)
# mr. wilmin looks like
svenno with a small head o.o;
(TeHsPrOuT, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 9:15, archived)
# Huzzah!
We've killed it!
(I helped save b3ta! HP hasn't been here in aaaaaages, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 9:22, archived)
# Mock Physics?
Like E=MCHammer?
(I helped save b3ta! 0% Interest Expand Reply Retweet Favorite More, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 9:07, archived)
# ug ug ug ug ug ug
gee olive
(I helped save b3ta! MONO!, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 9:08, archived)
# No,
it's where the physics staff take the piss out of the RE teachers.
(I helped save b3ta! Ijon Tichy, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 9:09, archived)
# haha
:)
('Andeh', Tue 18 Nov 2003, 9:12, archived)
# Apparently if you're a physics teacher
you're regarded in awe by all the other teachers.

Mind you, my mate who's doing teacher training (to become a physics teacher) has told me this, so it could be complete nonsense.
(I helped save b3ta! HP hasn't been here in aaaaaages, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 9:24, archived)
# i was once told i was an extremely able physicist
do you hold me in awe?

thought not.
(I helped save b3ta! sunny_jimbob, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 9:42, archived)
# i take A-Level physics
i think im mad
(anon., Tue 18 Nov 2003, 10:00, archived)
# hahaha
gcse's
hahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! MONO!, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 9:06, archived)
# :'(
cranberry
('Andeh', Tue 18 Nov 2003, 9:07, archived)
# dont cry
just kill yourself now

:)
(I helped save b3ta! MONO!, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 9:08, archived)
# well..
im on the net....
('Andeh', Tue 18 Nov 2003, 9:08, archived)
# youve posted
3 less posts than me
('Andeh', Tue 18 Nov 2003, 9:09, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! MONO!, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 9:10, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! MONO!, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 9:10, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! MONO!, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 9:10, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! MONO!, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 9:10, archived)
# fucksocks
you zeppelin
('Andeh', Tue 18 Nov 2003, 9:10, archived)
# i think youll actually find....
ive posted 100 posts more than you
(I helped save b3ta! MONO!, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 9:11, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! MONO!, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 9:10, archived)
# watermelon off
now
('Andeh', Tue 18 Nov 2003, 9:10, archived)
# 3 fewer





sorry
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 9:11, archived)
# :(
('Andeh', Tue 18 Nov 2003, 9:11, archived)
# only joking
its about 100 more
('Andeh', Tue 18 Nov 2003, 9:11, archived)
# ok im gone now
on my 900th post


c y'all later ma homies


is ya gettin sassy wiv me jive?
('Andeh', Tue 18 Nov 2003, 9:12, archived)
# hahaha
899 posts!!! hehehehe
(I helped save b3ta! MONO!, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 9:14, archived)
# Stunningly beautiful
very good. Like it. Anything to do with Tourette's is a winner. Comedy Gold.

Morning all
(I helped save b3ta! WD-39, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 9:12, archived)
# I like that I really do
But you've still not explained this :
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 9:28, archived)
# plagiarism
is the sincerest form of something-or-other
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 9:32, archived)
# Fair point
But being an irritating old bag is the sincerest form of me!
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 9:35, archived)
# plagiarism..
..is the sincerest form of flatuence (I think that's right)
(I helped save b3ta! Signify, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 9:40, archived)
# ahhhh
was I meant to explain that ??

I used it to annoy people on another BBS

Am I going to jail for stealing? /shakes uncontrollably/
(I helped save b3ta! Signify, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 9:39, archived)
# Not really
I just happened upon it whilst trawling the spazz once, I don't mind, honest guvna.
Not that you should give a toss if I mind or not.
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 9:44, archived)
# True..
LOL

(I helped save b3ta! Signify, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 10:31, archived)
# Finding "No Hands"
(garfi3ld, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 8:58, archived)
# What a lovely picture to start my morning with.
Morning all!
(I helped save b3ta! HP hasn't been here in aaaaaages, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 8:59, archived)
# At last!
some fluff! And all the more woosome for it
(I helped save b3ta! dotmund .co.uk, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 8:59, archived)
# Morning kids

Great big freakiness
(I helped save b3ta! Ijon Tichy, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 8:57, archived)
# Yoinks!
As Elvis said, thats evil, evil, evil, evil, evil, eevil.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 8:58, archived)
# Ahhhhh!
lizard seal! fear fear fear fear....
What's going on today? First suicide tips, now freak seals. I'm going to go and hide, I think
(I helped save b3ta! dotmund .co.uk, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 8:58, archived)
# argh!
not more scary eyes!
(I helped save b3ta! sunny_jimbob, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 9:08, archived)
# Don't worry
I have one more eye post for later. It's funnier and less scary...
(I helped save b3ta! Ijon Tichy, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 9:10, archived)
# i find it
hard to be comforted by that.
(I helped save b3ta! sunny_jimbob, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 9:18, archived)
# New competition ????
Read this article Surfing For Suicide Could this be a new compo?
(I helped save b3ta! NIrving Cannot think of anything to say!, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 8:15, archived)
# watermelon me. How much info do you need to learn to hang yourself?
For anyone surfing the internet for tips on suicide, here is a near foolproof, swift, and practically painless method.

You need:
One bottle of whisky (2 if you have a high alcohol tolerance)
Gaffer/duck tape.
plug socket timer.
Any plug lead from a stereo or kettle.
wire strippers.

First, strip the insulation from the non plug end of the wire.
Put the plug socket timer in a plug. Set it to come live in about 3 hours time.
Plug the stereo lead into the plug timer.
Gaffer tape the exposed wires from the kettle/stereo lead to your hand. Make it nice and secure.
Drink your whisky till losing consciousness, and say goodnight for ever.

edit: best to check the fuse in your timer. 13 amp a minimum, and some of the newer models have a circuit breaker in there that will merely leave you scorched, and not dead. Make sure its a cheapy.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Nick Riviera, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 8:23, archived)
# there's a nice thing
to see first thing in the morning.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 8:28, archived)
# is it?
i didnt read it
way too early for reading.
(I helped save b3ta! MONO!, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 8:29, archived)
# well, it's how to commit suicide.
and on that note, i'm going to see my doctor to get a new prescription of anti-depressants.
huzzah.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 8:31, archived)
# it was the anti depressants that lead me to come up with the above.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Nick Riviera, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 8:36, archived)
# living in Wales,
there are plenty of nice high places for me to jump off.
urm.
gotta go.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 8:38, archived)
# I couldnt do that.
I'd change my mind half way down.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Nick Riviera, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 8:42, archived)
# Old joke
but it still makes me laugh!
(I helped save b3ta! Ijon Tichy, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 8:58, archived)
# its like the Jam thing
where the bloke throws himself from a first floor window 20 times. Much safer than a 20th floor window once. At least you can change your mind.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Nick Riviera, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 9:10, archived)
# I love anti-depressants
they form the basis of my diet. Along with food.
and brandy
(I helped save b3ta! dotmund .co.uk, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 8:50, archived)
# i made some
anti depressants once...
(I helped save b3ta! sunny_jimbob, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 9:19, archived)
# If you ask me
best to tape the live to one hand and the neutral to the other.
(I helped save b3ta! HP hasn't been here in aaaaaages, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 9:00, archived)
# i think that
his parents just want someone to blame, and i don't think those sites are the main reason.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 8:31, archived)
# *Tsk* Kids today, eh?
wrapped in cotton wool. Don't know how to commit bloody suicide. When I was 16, I would have known instinctively the way to do it. Otherwise, I could have gone to the Citizen's Advice Bureau

Edit: On re-reading the article, I noticed the deceased 'shook hands' with his old dad before he went to bed. Is this common? Maybe it's what sent him over the edge
(I helped save b3ta! dotmund .co.uk, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 8:49, archived)
# urban legend has it that most people who try to slash their wrists
fail miserably from doing it wrong. You need to cut across the wrist, then from the centre of your first cut, cut again towards the elbow.

You'll be dead in no time.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Nick Riviera, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 8:53, archived)
# You seem to know a lot about this
are you a seasoned campaigner? Or are you already dead and speaking from beyond the grave?
(I helped save b3ta! dotmund .co.uk, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 8:54, archived)
# I suffered very heavily from depression a few years back,
and spent many an evening contemplating ending it all. Couldnt do that to my family though.

Phoned Samaritans one night. They suggested I section myself. Very helpful.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Nick Riviera, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 9:09, archived)
# Wonder why they focus on the internet?
There's been a booming trade in self help suicide books for about 200 years.
(I helped save b3ta! 0% Interest Expand Reply Retweet Favorite More, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 9:01, archived)
# I'll get one of those
as my nan's Christmas present. Thanks for the tip!
(I helped save b3ta! dotmund .co.uk, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 9:03, archived)
# quick and smudgetastic before bedlastic.

jesus, aren't you British up at this hour?!?! Hop to it!
(I helped save b3ta! Koogas, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 8:06, archived)
# im up
and woo yay for the piccy!!
(I helped save b3ta! MONO!, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 8:13, archived)
# I'm awake
don't want to be though...
(Prof_Frink has remembered his username, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 8:52, archived)
# no sane person
gets up at 8am
(I helped save b3ta! DonnChadh, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 9:32, archived)
# TW : how do you get the weights off of a vibration motor in a playstation 2 controller?
(alexnessie \o/., Tue 18 Nov 2003, 8:02, archived)
# with a really really really really really really really really really
big heavy sledge hammer
(I helped save b3ta! MONO!, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 8:03, archived)
# i have no access to the above
(alexnessie \o/., Tue 18 Nov 2003, 8:04, archived)
# how about just throwing it off the top of a really tall building?
(I helped save b3ta! MONO!, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 8:07, archived)
# same
(alexnessie \o/., Tue 18 Nov 2003, 8:08, archived)
# just fecking jump on it then
watermelon cranberry
(I helped save b3ta! MONO!, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 8:15, archived)
# Force DOES equal mass times acceleration
so substitute a greater speed for just as good an instantaneous velocity! erm... too basic. don't hit me.
(I helped save b3ta! Koogas, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 8:09, archived)
# an
arc-welder
(radja, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 8:08, archived)
# do you expect me
to have an arc-welder in my room at 8:08am?




stupid question
(alexnessie \o/., Tue 18 Nov 2003, 8:09, archived)
# what, you dont?
poor sod.
(Rumours of Dinoadventures death have been greatly exaggerated., Tue 18 Nov 2003, 8:10, archived)
# i.....need....arc.....welder........
....................
(alexnessie \o/., Tue 18 Nov 2003, 8:10, archived)
# have you tried
www.weightsoutofps2controllers.com ?

has the filter gone yet.

watermelon

cranberry
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Nick Riviera, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 8:10, archived)
# i should of expected that
(alexnessie \o/., Tue 18 Nov 2003, 8:20, archived)
# should have
but didnt
(I helped save b3ta! MONO!, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 8:21, archived)
# Lightsabre.
Nice and simple.
(Prof_Frink has remembered his username, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 8:40, archived)
# WANK IT!
WANK IT HARD!
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 9:21, archived)
# try to shake the shake out of it
shake like you have never shaken in your life and maybee they woll hate shaking so much they will never do it again

otherwise i recon the arc welder is a good idea
(BigBobbyh, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 9:31, archived)
# i little something for a sales pitch (a crap one)
(I helped save b3ta! Koogas, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 7:41, archived)
# TJ
i tried going to my website and this happened

"We are currently performing system maintenance.
Your website and its files are intact, and should be accessible soon. Please keep checking back... "

fucking cranberry

edit/ morning btw
(I helped save b3ta! MONO!, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 8:00, archived)
# They are probably drawing comedy cocks on all of your images
;O)
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 8:02, archived)
# funnily enough.........
(I helped save b3ta! MONO!, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 8:06, archived)
# dont worry
happens to the best of us
(Rumours of Dinoadventures death have been greatly exaggerated., Tue 18 Nov 2003, 8:07, archived)
# hehe
(I helped save b3ta! Lethe is carrying a spade. SPANG., Tue 18 Nov 2003, 7:10, archived)
# i just noticed
how subtle and good that is.


WANK IT HARD
(Rumours of Dinoadventures death have been greatly exaggerated., Tue 18 Nov 2003, 7:21, archived)
# hahaha
they're never complete until they're signed with a comedy speed cock.
woo to you young man
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 7:21, archived)
# nite all
stay fluffy!
(Rumours of Dinoadventures death have been greatly exaggerated., Tue 18 Nov 2003, 7:58, archived)
# the state visit got off to a bad start
(I helped save b3ta! wingpig wish I'd known about liquify 23 years ago, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 6:54, archived)
# I believe hull

is that way, well left ish from here

woo
(The Scone from U.N.C.L.E., Tue 18 Nov 2003, 7:00, archived)
# But if only it were to be a true prediction, and innoncent by-standers had already left Lonon that day
it's always the innoncent by-standers that get killed never the guilty by-standers

click for large
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 7:24, archived)
# ooh!
how splendid!
(I helped save b3ta! sunny_jimbob, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 8:46, archived)
# i could murder a beer
(chromophobia1, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 6:46, archived)
# I am not beer - in fact I am not even liquid
I am but a humble scone

woo for running early allowing additional b3tage

and photography
(The Scone from U.N.C.L.E., Tue 18 Nov 2003, 6:52, archived)
# what is a
"running early"?
(chromophobia1, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 6:54, archived)
# I am - I don't have tp rush to get ready to head off
to my day's adventure
(The Scone from U.N.C.L.E., Tue 18 Nov 2003, 6:55, archived)
# i understand now
end of day here in .au
(chromophobia1, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 6:57, archived)
# you crazy foreigners with your
"time zones"
(The Scone from U.N.C.L.E., Tue 18 Nov 2003, 6:58, archived)
# lol
good morning (it's 1:23AM here)
(I helped save b3ta! Koogas, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 7:23, archived)
# Call that happened in my call center
Hello, is Mr ................ there please?

Speaking

Hello Sir, My name is James from Telstra, how are you today?

Fine, thanks mate, yourself?

Yeah, not too bad, I was just wondering if we could perhaps send you through some information regarding your Telstra telephone account and some savings that could be made on it. And we were just wondering if we could possibly send this information to you through an E-mail?

Ya what mate?

(all of my last sentance repeated again)

Ya what mate?

An Electronic mail?

An Electronic mail?

Yep, an electronic mail on a computer?

A computer?

yes, a C.O.M.P.U.T.E.R?

Who are you from again?

Telstra Sir?

Telstra, I'm not with Telstra!

Ok sir, i'm sorry, your not with Telstra for your telephone account?

No, I'm not with anybody

Your not with anybody for your Telephone account?

No, I just live on my own!

You not with anybody to pay your telephone bills? (trying to talk without laughing at this stage)

Oh yeah, I'm with Telstra!

Ok sir, I am from Telstra myself, and was just wanting to send you information, about your Telstra account?

My social account? i'm not in a social club?

No, Sir (don't laugh James, deep breaths, but how did Telstra sound like Social?!?!), your Telstra account, we wanted to send you some information it, in regards to saving some money).

Information, I don't even have a fax machine.

Well we were actually wondering if you had a computer we could send it to on an Electronic Mail

An electronic mail, what the hell is that?

(deep breaths don't laugh)

... ello

(me still taking deep breaths trying not to laugh)

... ello

(recovered), yes sorry sir, we could actually send it to you in the post ... (interrupted)

yeah just send it in the post mate!

i would sir, actually however have to give you a toll free number to call

you want my number?

no sir, i would need to give you a free phone number to call to request it?

you wanna request my number, you just called me on it didn't you?

... (uh oh started laughing again)

... just send it through the post mate!

ok, i'll put on a request for that to be done (couldn't talk to him anymore, was hurting laughing too much)

Right 'O, no worries!
(I helped save b3ta! NIrving Cannot think of anything to say!, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 5:29, archived)
# That would be funny
if it didn't happen everyday in a million call centres around the world.
(||lll||ll||lll|| ||lll||ll||lll||, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 5:34, archived)
# having worked in a call centre
I am all too familar with the stupidity of the general public

My favourite was my mate's tale from working on the SuSE help desk where an american gentlre man thought a manual was a spanish gentleman
(The Scone from U.N.C.L.E., Tue 18 Nov 2003, 5:34, archived)
# What time did you call him?
10pm?
6pm while eating dinner?
(I helped save b3ta! Batshitmentalist is sane for once, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 5:35, archived)
# Not sure
But we are looking for the tapes now so that I can make a nice lkittle flash app.
(I helped save b3ta! NIrving Cannot think of anything to say!, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 5:38, archived)
#
www.ntk.net/doh/peter_b.wav
(I helped save b3ta! robtoo is all out of gum, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 5:40, archived)
# that's great

(The Scone from U.N.C.L.E., Tue 18 Nov 2003, 5:43, archived)
# Hahahahahahahahahahahahaha!
Was that last bit the bloke asking someone else to call the same number?
(Indole Ring, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 6:21, archived)
# Woooooo....
Hahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahaha..... just what i needed to cheer me up this morning ..... morning all....
ohhhh an i used to be in BT call center ... :)
(juckle03, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 8:23, archived)
# Haha
That's fucking great - poor guy sounds a bit shaken after!
(I helped save b3ta! UncleLewy, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 9:35, archived)
# hehehehe
This makes me happy

From: "Credit Dept"
Date: Tue, 18 Nov 2003 00:28:15 -0500
To: *email deleted, but it's my normal one*
Subject: Credit Information for Kitty Meow




(I helped save b3ta! kitty meow meow, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 5:41, archived)
# hehehe
I want some spam for my scone id

I get plenty calling me a slattern and offering to consolodate my penis herbally
(The Scone from U.N.C.L.E., Tue 18 Nov 2003, 5:43, archived)
# I've applied for jobs at intel
and the uni was blocking emails from intel

so I had to turn their spam filtering off. I've gotten this and a few porn ones but nothing else
(I helped save b3ta! kitty meow meow, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 5:48, archived)
# Intel spam?
Subject: Re hot chip action
Cisc lik you have never seen it before - we have the wireless chicks that you only dreamt of

the mind boggles
(The Scone from U.N.C.L.E., Tue 18 Nov 2003, 5:50, archived)
# hehehehe :)
wasn't spam, I don't think. Just a crappy filter.

I ought to sue them for the million dollars of wages and benefits I would have gotten...
(I helped save b3ta! kitty meow meow, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 5:53, archived)
# I think before intel wised up
their server was bit badly protected and got used as a spam portal a few years back

but sue them it's the american way
(The Scone from U.N.C.L.E., Tue 18 Nov 2003, 5:54, archived)
# not intel
the university.... :)

I'm only joking. I don't have enough initiative to sue anyone
(I helped save b3ta! kitty meow meow, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 5:58, archived)
# it's far better to just decide to take it on the chin and wear a hat
wearing a hat makes the world seem better somehow
(The Scone from U.N.C.L.E., Tue 18 Nov 2003, 6:04, archived)
# I have my propellor hat somewhere
I feel much better after that read. I always do

kallisti
(I helped save b3ta! kitty meow meow, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 6:08, archived)
# I've just remembered I have to read hemming way for friday
I don't like hemming way
/tangent

I know what you mean when I feel low I wallow my way through my vinyl collection and curl up with a book - often wearing my sombraro

edit: kallisti?
(The Scone from U.N.C.L.E., Tue 18 Nov 2003, 6:11, archived)
# the principia discordia
reminds me that you can laugh at the fucked-upedness of the world if you want to :)

It's all very silly and unimportant really :)
(I helped save b3ta! kitty meow meow, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 6:15, archived)
# the loonacy of the world
constantly amuses and confuses the shit out of me

tis a horrifically marvellous place
(The Scone from U.N.C.L.E., Tue 18 Nov 2003, 6:21, archived)
# yes :)
woo for the world
(I helped save b3ta! kitty meow meow, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 6:24, archived)
# I think it deserves a yay and a houpla
it also scares the shite out out of me - it's like a big roughly spherical version of grisley remains
(The Scone from U.N.C.L.E., Tue 18 Nov 2003, 6:25, archived)
# hehehehe :)
maybe the earth finally had broadband installed.... :)
(I helped save b3ta! kitty meow meow, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 6:32, archived)
# I think it may well
have satallite

Edittty

Righty Oh time for this scone to get ready and go off to school - I may even take an apple for the teacher
(The Scone from U.N.C.L.E., Tue 18 Nov 2003, 6:33, archived)
# we like the moooooooon!
edit: have fun
(I helped save b3ta! kitty meow meow, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 6:43, archived)
# If yous is a Sydney personage
Are you coming to the bash?
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 5:43, archived)
# Unfortanately I am from Melboune
But if this is on a Friday night perhaps I couls fly up there and meet people.
(I helped save b3ta! NIrving Cannot think of anything to say!, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 5:46, archived)
# There is a melbourne one
Its Friday December 5


Check out
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 5:50, archived)
# So far it loooks like it is only me going.
I will be the one sitting in the corner supping my pot.
(I helped save b3ta! NIrving Cannot think of anything to say!, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 5:53, archived)
# Hmmm
I saw 10 votes. But your more than welcome to come to the sydney one. I just haven't got full details of how many or where at the moment.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 5:58, archived)
# What bash?
(Indole Ring, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 6:22, archived)
# Maybe you called a pun loving shark
who was taking the piss.

(TedScrawl, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 5:54, archived)
# Ha ha
I like that. Who hasn't played that game with hapless members of the public?
(I helped save b3ta! amygdala, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 7:07, archived)
# The thing
that gets me is Telstra is so stupid that when they want to spam you, you have to ring up to ask for the information to be sent.

If you called me to solicit my business then said "Sure if you want us to post it, just call this number...", I'd say "Cock off you twit, if you want my business, work for it!"

Of course, you're just a call centre drone but I figure that if enough call centre drones quit because the company can't organise things well enough then they'll start to improve their game.

Just the other day I was talking to my 7yo cousin and asked "What do you want to be when you grow up? A fireman? A doctor?". "Nup! He says. I want to work in a call centure!".

like watermelon he did...

Disclaimer: I hate Telstra with a passion because they're a bunch of incompetent morons who couldn't find their arse with both hands, $50, 3 hours and an instruction book. I have nothing against call centre operators. It's a shit job and I'm glad I don't have to do it.
(I helped save b3ta! Ratsta, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 6:30, archived)
# something i drew
(Limpy713 Thu 21 Nov, 15:59, Tues 1 Oct, 05:22, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 5:24, archived)
# i
like
(MnilinM, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 5:26, archived)
# he seems very distressed
would he like a scone?

woo
(The Scone from U.N.C.L.E., Tue 18 Nov 2003, 5:26, archived)
# a large scone statue
in the shape of a bear?
(TedScrawl, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 5:28, archived)
# that's just silly
but I like your thinking
(The Scone from U.N.C.L.E., Tue 18 Nov 2003, 5:31, archived)
# Draw more often that is totally woo
a real talent.
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 7:28, archived)
# thats woo!
well done, keep it up, like the big tasty, i'm lovin' it.

N.B. i haven't been to a McDonalds in years.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 9:25, archived)
# Sharks like bad puns.


(TedScrawl, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 5:18, archived)
# so do I :)
I can't figure that one out though. Maybe it's just late
(I helped save b3ta! kitty meow meow, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 5:19, archived)
# woo
I'm rereading the pricipia discordia. Sillyness :)
(I helped save b3ta! kitty meow meow, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 5:22, archived)
# fin = fin
hmmm. It is late...

It's not really a pun after all.
(TedScrawl, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 5:22, archived)
# It's a pun
it's just not assembled in a way we'd be likely to notice that's what you were referring to :)

It's still a nice anim
(I helped save b3ta! kitty meow meow, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 5:27, archived)
# fraid
you're lost me

jolly nice though
(The Scone from U.N.C.L.E., Tue 18 Nov 2003, 5:20, archived)
# I get it!
/large stone statue in the shape of a bear

name that movie, anyone?

no, scone didn't mention it before, it's an oldie, based on a book.
(I helped save b3ta! Or is it?, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 5:22, archived)
# oh, and i don't really get it,
that was part of the movie though. the speaker kept saying "I get it" but never actually did
(I helped save b3ta! Or is it?, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 5:23, archived)
# so it isn't
Breakin' 2 - Electric Boogaloo
(The Scone from U.N.C.L.E., Tue 18 Nov 2003, 5:26, archived)
# TW : Right, so far.......................
I own 2 fucking© nebulae and a fucking© comet
I have also bought the patent for fucking©
ChaosTime is the fucking© moon lord and
Azra3l is the fucking© leaseholder of the multiverse.
Kitty Meow Meow owns a fucking© Triverse
Anyone else?
(alexnessie \o/., Tue 18 Nov 2003, 4:47, archived)
# you cant copyright a word in general use
nor can you own a comet but you can claim dominion over one.

And this argument stopped a while ago and I think you are the only one here still bothered about it

Other than that, well done

(and owning the patent on fucking would be difficult under the english system)

(The Scone from U.N.C.L.E., Tue 18 Nov 2003, 4:50, archived)
# bothered? no
bored out of my mind? yes

and what i say goes...would you like to own anything?
(alexnessie \o/., Tue 18 Nov 2003, 4:51, archived)
# not really fussed on owning anything
the use of things from time to time does me
(The Scone from U.N.C.L.E., Tue 18 Nov 2003, 4:51, archived)
# no............comets?
or even this nice little asteroid? it's only done 100,000,000,000,000 miles, and only one elderly lady owner....
(alexnessie \o/., Tue 18 Nov 2003, 4:53, archived)
# no
I wouldnt mind the use of an iPod and a powerbook
(The Scone from U.N.C.L.E., Tue 18 Nov 2003, 4:53, archived)
# no.
(alexnessie \o/., Tue 18 Nov 2003, 4:54, archived)
# i... have both!
ha ha! TRIUMPH!
(I helped save b3ta! TheFelineAnarchist, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 4:54, archived)
# Ha...
I own 7 of the 11 dimensions.
(Philosophacles Now is my chance to be funny, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 4:56, archived)
# i'll have to check up on that with azra3l
(alexnessie \o/., Tue 18 Nov 2003, 4:57, archived)
# hes wrong....
(I helped save b3ta! Azra3l Lubrication Persuasion and Brute Force ™, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 7:54, archived)
# I quite want an apple notepad - probably an iBook to use the new wireless network at uni
and on the train but I'm not sure I can justify the performance difference between the intely alternative

any words to conince me one way or the other?
(The Scone from U.N.C.L.E., Tue 18 Nov 2003, 4:58, archived)
# hrrrrmmmmm
well, i'm a staunch mac user, but then again i'm an arteest and you can't really have anything other than a mac for art. so i'm heavily biased.

there's also the wee tiddly fact that i've never had a mac crash on me of it's own accord. every problem i've ever had with one was due to the internet hookup. they're just wellmade systems.
(I helped save b3ta! TheFelineAnarchist, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 5:00, archived)
# yeah
and I don't really need a 2ghz plus intel/amd processor on a laptop that I want mainly for word processing and typing

and they do look a lot better
(The Scone from U.N.C.L.E., Tue 18 Nov 2003, 5:02, archived)
# hells yeah
and the powerbook... so thin... it's the envy of my hallmates.
(I helped save b3ta! TheFelineAnarchist, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 5:03, archived)
# yeah but a bit out of my price range
mmm drooooool
(The Scone from U.N.C.L.E., Tue 18 Nov 2003, 5:05, archived)
# oh, mine too,
but then the art school went and required it, so parents had to cough up! *dances about in technological joy*
(I helped save b3ta! TheFelineAnarchist, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 5:06, archived)
# I wish my parents had bought me things
They stopped paying when I turned 16
(I helped save b3ta! kitty meow meow, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 5:10, archived)
# they don't do it willingly
but if it's required..... by the school..... well. they are compelled.

god bless the art school for requiring the most high end powerbook there is.
(I helped save b3ta! TheFelineAnarchist, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 5:12, archived)
# heh
my school just requires the odd copy of the cantabury tales or so
(The Scone from U.N.C.L.E., Tue 18 Nov 2003, 5:17, archived)
# hehehe :)
i worked my way through undergrad. I've got a fellowship now, and am taking full advantage of the fact that it doesn't say I have to work at all anywhere :)

(I helped save b3ta! kitty meow meow, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 5:17, archived)
# ah, i'm working to feed myself through undergrad and to get books
but the parents will pay for tuition and computers. reasoning? it escapes me. ok. seriously going to bed now. you people are too damn absorbing.*

*meant in a nonsexual manner
(I helped save b3ta! TheFelineAnarchist, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 5:20, archived)
# night
night
(The Scone from U.N.C.L.E., Tue 18 Nov 2003, 5:21, archived)
# I tend to think of absorbancy in towels
I don't know what you mean by sexually.

night night
(I helped save b3ta! kitty meow meow, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 5:21, archived)
# Specially those ones
in the adverts which can angle grind while wet without breaking...
(I helped save b3ta! Lethe is carrying a spade. SPANG., Tue 18 Nov 2003, 6:54, archived)
# I like them
because I don't have to work to have a unix system. It had perl on it when it came. yay
(I helped save b3ta! kitty meow meow, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 5:02, archived)
# it i got the intelly job
I would probably put a *nix on it because I use open office instead of word or anything any way
(The Scone from U.N.C.L.E., Tue 18 Nov 2003, 5:05, archived)
# :)
I'm too lazy to actually install anything.
(I helped save b3ta! kitty meow meow, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 5:07, archived)
# when I was on the sick full time
I tried to install gentoo linux with its compiling every bit- lovely system of doing things - but cock up once and you've written off hours of processing sillyness.
(The Scone from U.N.C.L.E., Tue 18 Nov 2003, 5:08, archived)
# I'd like to own
a large sum of money, if that's ok
(I helped save b3ta! kitty meow meow, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 4:53, archived)
# no money......
have a triverse
(alexnessie \o/., Tue 18 Nov 2003, 4:53, archived)
# I don't really want one
I just want to not have to work anymore and stay here for the rest of my life
(I helped save b3ta! kitty meow meow, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 4:57, archived)
# oh, i forgot to tell you
under the 2 inch crust of your new triverse, there is a 2 foot thick lining of gold and a 6 inch lining of platinum...anything else?
(alexnessie \o/., Tue 18 Nov 2003, 4:58, archived)
# that's too much work
though I suppose I could sell it for a lot, intact...
(I helped save b3ta! kitty meow meow, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 5:00, archived)
# let them have their fun
it isn't hurting anyone is it?
(I helped save b3ta! kitty meow meow, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 4:52, archived)
# but don't IBM
hold rights on 'English'?
(I helped save b3ta! CowJam, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 9:04, archived)
# _
Good for you
(Amer3tan, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 4:50, archived)
#
according to whois, 2fuckingnebulae.com and afuckingcomet.com are both still available...
(I helped save b3ta! robtoo is all out of gum, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 5:02, archived)
# haha
Dear Alex Linnie,

Thank you for registering your domain name 2FUCKINGNEBULAEANDAFUCKINGCOMET.TK with Dot TK!

(alexnessie \o/., Tue 18 Nov 2003, 5:23, archived)
# Development 39
(Grisly_Remains, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 4:40, archived)
# woo kittens!
(I helped save b3ta! Or is it?, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 4:42, archived)
# Hello
a new departure for you

still most woo
(The Scone from U.N.C.L.E., Tue 18 Nov 2003, 4:42, archived)
# kitty!
yaaaaaaay!
(I helped save b3ta! kitty meow meow, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 4:43, archived)
# Bloody hell, grisly!
No frolicing naked toddlers!? Whatever will the closet paedophiles get inflamed about now?
(I helped save b3ta! Ratsta, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 5:02, archived)
# oddly swollen kittens
not doing it for you?
(I helped save b3ta! TheFelineAnarchist, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 5:07, archived)
# I must be honest
and say that oddly swollen kittens do not feature very high on my list of fetishes.
(I helped save b3ta! Ratsta, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 5:15, archived)
# this board has died, its hummus fell
i waste this thread, as you can tell
so i go to bed, and wish you well.
(I helped save b3ta! TheFelineAnarchist, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 4:31, archived)
# The board shall rise again.
On the third day.
(I helped save b3ta! Koogas, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 4:35, archived)
# I was about to waste a thread
but I felt too dirty doing it

Hobbes if you're still about I finally got arround to replying with the location of the douglas adams thing down there

night night anarchist
(The Scone from U.N.C.L.E., Tue 18 Nov 2003, 4:35, archived)
# Ah, thanks!
I had forgotten anyway.
thanks for the heads up, i'll have a look-see
(Hobbes, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 4:39, archived)
# I wish i had some
irn bru

wine would be better
(The Scone from U.N.C.L.E., Tue 18 Nov 2003, 4:36, archived)
# aw gee thanks
like i'm going to be able to sleep after seeing that
(I helped save b3ta! TheFelineAnarchist, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 4:40, archived)
# We have a state religion
and we're no where near that crazy

ohh I like the piano thing tis most woo
(The Scone from U.N.C.L.E., Tue 18 Nov 2003, 4:41, archived)
# Can I move there?
I promise I'm much more well behaved than most Americans
(I helped save b3ta! kitty meow meow, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 4:42, archived)
# Any time you want
you seem a polite enough and I assume you are housetrained

you'll be glad to know I'm off to show my disgust at your leader this friday
(The Scone from U.N.C.L.E., Tue 18 Nov 2003, 4:44, archived)
# hurray!
I'd go too, but it's even further away than washington.

Did you know 11% of your police force has been assigned to security for him?

I was annoyed at Americans on the bus when I was there. Does that count?
(I helped save b3ta! kitty meow meow, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 4:46, archived)
# Well I'm going to the less glamourous demo in Blairs constituancy as it's a lot closer
and I wont miss anymore school

hows you today?
(The Scone from U.N.C.L.E., Tue 18 Nov 2003, 4:48, archived)
# Feeling quite a bit better
I think I've calmed down enough that I can stay here for a bit and chat a little.
(I helped save b3ta! kitty meow meow, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 4:50, archived)
# you were not serene earlier?
what ailed you?

(cripes, i should really be asleep)
(I helped save b3ta! TheFelineAnarchist, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 4:51, archived)
# I missed this lack of serenity
but I'm glad it has returned - anything in particular urk you?
(The Scone from U.N.C.L.E., Tue 18 Nov 2003, 4:52, archived)
# yes, but isn't your problem
just stuff on the board I can't handle. It's up to me to take myself away from it
(I helped save b3ta! kitty meow meow, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 4:56, archived)
# OK
but if there is anything I can do let me know I dislike people being urked
(The Scone from U.N.C.L.E., Tue 18 Nov 2003, 4:59, archived)
# no
I don't think it's anything that can be changed. Thanks though :)
(I helped save b3ta! kitty meow meow, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 5:01, archived)
# 'tis funny
but i always thought it was 'irked'.
i agree, though.
not that i have any power on this board, but i could do some meeeeeeeean threadshouts at people.
(I helped save b3ta! TheFelineAnarchist, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 5:01, archived)
# irk it is
you know some days i question my ability as an english student
(The Scone from U.N.C.L.E., Tue 18 Nov 2003, 5:03, archived)
# i shake my head at you, sir. i shake my head.
welcome to the english butchery club!
(I helped save b3ta! TheFelineAnarchist, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 5:04, archived)
# I've gotten very slow at replying
in my absence
(I helped save b3ta! kitty meow meow, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 5:06, archived)
# hehe
what was I thinking
(The Scone from U.N.C.L.E., Tue 18 Nov 2003, 5:13, archived)
# it's still night :)
you're excused ;)
(I helped save b3ta! kitty meow meow, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 5:04, archived)
# hehe arf I have to be up in a
couple of hours

I slept all day

it's all going a bit shit

and I'm complaining on an internet message board

well least its better than just listing films
(The Scone from U.N.C.L.E., Tue 18 Nov 2003, 5:07, archived)
# that was right scary,
that was.
(I helped save b3ta! TheFelineAnarchist, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 5:08, archived)
# that's ok
I have to get up tomorrow too. I have to go do work. I don't even have enough energy to drive to the supermarket and get groceries, but I have a meeting to go to on Wednesday. And a followup dr appointment.

Also a lunch I'm considering attending, except the people its with dislike me
(I helped save b3ta! kitty meow meow, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 5:08, archived)
# HUGS!
hugs for the kitty.
(I helped save b3ta! TheFelineAnarchist, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 5:10, archived)
# Thanks
but I think I need stronger antibiotics. I did eat today though, but now I feel ill
(I helped save b3ta! kitty meow meow, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 5:11, archived)
# get well soon
or we'll have to take measures
(The Scone from U.N.C.L.E., Tue 18 Nov 2003, 5:13, archived)
# with a cup.
we mean business.
(I helped save b3ta! TheFelineAnarchist, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 5:14, archived)
# a cup???
pervert!
(The Scone from U.N.C.L.E., Tue 18 Nov 2003, 5:15, archived)
# <i>measuring cup</i>!
*whimpers*
(I helped save b3ta! TheFelineAnarchist, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 5:16, archived)
# hehehe
at least they're scalable...

(I helped save b3ta! kitty meow meow, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 5:18, archived)
# I just fell a bit crappy because
I missed a deadline today despite staying up all night and I have to go and see my tutor about it at mid day - I have a great excuse but I dont want to use it.
Because of working all the time on my essay I didnt do the reading for my 9 am today so I'll either skip that - which I shouldnt do, get bollocked for not doing it or skip the first hour and go to the library to read all the crap.

That and I'm not convinced I can do everything that I need to do in general and I'm shit scared of getting ill again.

And I am whinging about this to strangers on an internet message board... it's all a bit self indulgent

on the plus side douglas adams rocks
(The Scone from U.N.C.L.E., Tue 18 Nov 2003, 5:12, archived)
# i think hugs for the scone
are also in order.
(I helped save b3ta! TheFelineAnarchist, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 5:14, archived)
# I'll try not to get my clotted cream all over you
cheers for the hugs
(The Scone from U.N.C.L.E., Tue 18 Nov 2003, 5:15, archived)
# nummy
clotted cream.
(I helped save b3ta! TheFelineAnarchist, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 5:17, archived)
# I'm sure they'll understand
We don't mind. You don't complain half as much as I do.

I don't know how your schools work. Is there no way you can take a reduced load?
(I helped save b3ta! kitty meow meow, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 5:20, archived)
# the work load it self isnt the problem
the main thing is when I used to work I would be worked up into a manic state - I could bang out an essay in 2hours and be not fussed about how it was quality wise.

where as now I don't get manic so I work at a normal pace and actually give a shit, unfortunatly with these beign the first set of essays I allotted far too little time.

But I don't want it to go down as being ill or unable to cope on my records as I intend to apply to spend next semester in france for a change of scene and I think that would count against me.
(The Scone from U.N.C.L.E., Tue 18 Nov 2003, 5:24, archived)
# it shouldn't go down in your records though
you're just adjusting
(I helped save b3ta! kitty meow meow, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 5:33, archived)
# I'll see what the chap says
he seems a nice enough fellow
(The Scone from U.N.C.L.E., Tue 18 Nov 2003, 5:35, archived)
# I can ork
(I helped save b3ta! kitty meow meow, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 5:04, archived)
# nuh UH!
now you're just bragging.
(I helped save b3ta! TheFelineAnarchist, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 5:05, archived)
# It's easy
you just stick your nose right up against the camera lens
(I helped save b3ta! kitty meow meow, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 5:09, archived)
# Everybody sing along.
FUCKING SING ALONG YOU CUNTERS
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 4:07, archived)
# cock off
I don't sing for no arse - it's rather lovely though
(The Scone from U.N.C.L.E., Tue 18 Nov 2003, 4:08, archived)
# you're such a bitch sometimes,
but i like you.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 4:09, archived)
# if you're good
I'll let you be bitch this time
God, I miss gay time
(The Scone from U.N.C.L.E., Tue 18 Nov 2003, 4:11, archived)
# i'm going for a jog.
night all.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 4:12, archived)
# night old chap

(The Scone from U.N.C.L.E., Tue 18 Nov 2003, 4:12, archived)
# don't let the bastards
grind you down and all that.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 4:14, archived)
# cheers
same back at you
(The Scone from U.N.C.L.E., Tue 18 Nov 2003, 4:15, archived)
# er.
right then.
i'd say the fact that you're getting more tired is becoming plain to see.
(I helped save b3ta! TheFelineAnarchist, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 4:08, archived)
# don't patronise me.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 4:09, archived)
# *grovels*
*and perhaps begs for forgiveness*
(I helped save b3ta! TheFelineAnarchist, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 4:10, archived)
# you can wash my dog if you like.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 4:11, archived)
# *regards the above post with suspicion*
was that meant literally or suggestively?
(I helped save b3ta! TheFelineAnarchist, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 4:12, archived)
# yes.
but without the vigour.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 4:14, archived)
# alright then.
consider it done.
have yourself a g'night.
(I helped save b3ta! TheFelineAnarchist, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 4:15, archived)
# there there
(I helped save b3ta! Nikfuf Eetr Northern Midlander, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 4:10, archived)
# Pea Roast whilst I'm working on #7


Ed #1 Ed #2 Ed #3 Ed #4 Ed #6

EDIT: Anyone in Sydney going to the bash?
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 3:51, archived)
# loon
woo!

night all
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 3:52, archived)
# night night
jangly
(The Scone from U.N.C.L.E., Tue 18 Nov 2003, 3:53, archived)
# g'night!
and f3ral, i am most pleased to see the continuation of the cuscus. if only because he is a sadly underused mammal, often overlooked in favor of the more mainstream lemur.
(I helped save b3ta! TheFelineAnarchist, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 3:54, archived)
# They rock
I think they should be the new kittens!!!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 3:59, archived)
# i agree.
they fulfill the requirements of 'cute' and 'fluffy', but have the added bonuses of being 'obscure' and 'inexplicable'.

perfect for this board, in other words.
(I helped save b3ta! TheFelineAnarchist, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 4:05, archived)
# We're going bed at the same time!
This is just a coincidance!...:)
(I helped save b3ta! AzToTheRescue The arsehole formally known as Az The S slur, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 3:54, archived)
# *raises eyebrow*
oh really?
(I helped save b3ta! TheFelineAnarchist, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 3:57, archived)
# i'll be up in a minute.
i've got some lube i want to try out.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 3:57, archived)
# did he
bangkok?

woo for the fella who's name I have forgotton but is in this picture and I like very much but I can't be bothered to click back
(The Scone from U.N.C.L.E., Tue 18 Nov 2003, 3:52, archived)
# As my standard reply is: He's a cuscus or a phalinger. Not A
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 3:58, archived)
# well strike me down
with a thing or other
(The Scone from U.N.C.L.E., Tue 18 Nov 2003, 4:00, archived)
# okey doke.
*grabs a thing or other and sets about with it*
(I helped save b3ta! TheFelineAnarchist, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 4:01, archived)
# well what ever it is
it's graping my squildo
(The Scone from U.N.C.L.E., Tue 18 Nov 2003, 4:02, archived)
# holy cats!
that wasn't intentional.

i...i was aiming to maim..... foiled again... curses.
(I helped save b3ta! TheFelineAnarchist, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 4:06, archived)
# mwahahaha
don't stop
(The Scone from U.N.C.L.E., Tue 18 Nov 2003, 4:06, archived)
# oh
you changed the name again.
(acheta, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 4:01, archived)
# Yeah
I thought I'd go one further as well:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 4:04, archived)
# one further?
(acheta, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 4:05, archived)
# one further
[looks up]
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 4:06, archived)
# !!!
i own that pedal...
sorry
(MnilinM, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 5:24, archived)
# yay to the ed series!
(I helped save b3ta! sof sof, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 4:52, archived)

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