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fags, ok

but now they are overdoing it!

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sinisterduck, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 21:00, archived)

haha

woo!

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Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 21:01, archived)

genius

fp please

(Tvit, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 21:01, archived)

are you a mod?

do you get to choose what goes on the fp?

do you think you can influence a mod enough for it to be frontpaged?

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Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 21:03, archived)

ooooo tetchy

that peirceing must have been somewhere sensative.

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alistair, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 21:05, archived)

BRISTOL!

(time travelling chicken, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 21:05, archived)

Yes?

Speaketh a voice of Bristol.

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Lethe is carrying a spade. SPANG., Tue 18 Nov 2003, 21:06, archived)

er, nothing.

sorry Bristol.

READING!

(time travelling chicken, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 21:07, archived)

You got me out of the bath,

you bastard. I've a good mind to muller you.

Hehe, muller...

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Lethe is carrying a spade. SPANG., Tue 18 Nov 2003, 21:11, archived)

a few people have been

doing it recently and it's getting annoying

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Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 21:07, archived)

a lot of people

don't know how it works. being horrible to them won't make them any wiser, but it might make them horrible to other new people in turn once they've learned the hard way.

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freshlegs, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 21:14, archived)

possibly yes

but i reserve the right to be unfluffy once a day.

that was it :-p

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Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 21:16, archived)

I agree with the Honourable Member

For Hampstead

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Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 21:17, archived)

no, but i can

*brandishes red-hot liver sticks*

(time travelling chicken, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 21:05, archived)

these aren't the

mods you're looking for

(The Scone from U.N.C.L.E., Tue 18 Nov 2003, 21:05, archived)

Sometimes I pretend to be a bored mod.

Riding around on my moped with lots of mirrors and lights asking the other mods if we're there yet. Ah, the ennui...

Bugger, didn't see that post below! Curse this evil mind seepage!

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Lethe is carrying a spade. SPANG., Tue 18 Nov 2003, 21:08, archived)

and why do

scooter driving blokes with parkas and odd haircuts can choose what becomes a frontpage?
answer that!

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sinisterduck, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 21:05, archived)

off with you

Arf

(The Scone from U.N.C.L.E., Tue 18 Nov 2003, 21:05, archived)

i thought it was ginger-haired watermelons with odd hands

(time travelling chicken, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 21:06, archived)

nope

nope
yup

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Dave - KneHigHbOb talks, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 21:05, archived)

i heard about the dairy milk thing from my mum on sunday.

the world simply exists to amuse me, it seems.

(time travelling chicken, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 21:01, archived)

what, you too?

and i thought i was special. bugger.

(rednc, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 21:31, archived)

hehe woo

(The Scone from U.N.C.L.E., Tue 18 Nov 2003, 21:02, archived)

"ponce" - hehehe

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Dave - KneHigHbOb talks, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 21:05, archived)

Arf

Although I find the opposite with curry. Anything too bland tends to play havoc with my internal bits. Not that anyone wanted to know.

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useful_idiot, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 21:08, archived)

This was posted on another message board I'm on

this morning

'scuse me while I piss myself laughing

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Batshitmentalist is sane for once, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 20:52, archived)

ANOTHER messageboard?

christpoles.

(time travelling chicken, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 20:53, archived)

I like your

expletive

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NomDePlume fo shizzle my nizzle old bean, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 20:55, archived)

I have an email from a lovely bloke from Nigeria

who I'm sure would love to help

(The Scone from U.N.C.L.E., Tue 18 Nov 2003, 20:55, archived)

I was reading in

the news the story about the woman that fell for it.
Stupid fucking cow.

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Batshitmentalist is sane for once, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 20:56, archived)

oooh

linky?

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Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 20:57, archived)

it made me laugh.

there's only one person to blame.

(time travelling chicken, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 20:57, archived)

I blame

the parents

(stone the crows, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 20:58, archived)

i blame people who can't tell their arse from their zip drive

(time travelling chicken, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 20:58, archived)

there is a difference?

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Dave - KneHigHbOb talks, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 20:59, archived)

I ruined too many zip disks that way.

(goat thinks you're shit, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 20:59, archived)

but it's their parents fault

all those years of sticking zip disks up their jacksies

(stone the crows, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 20:59, archived)

it's tricky to summon sympathy

a fool and their money and all that

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Pootle, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 20:57, archived)

one of the watchdog like programmes was going insane over it a few months ago

saying why isn't the law doing more etc.

stupid fuckers, it's obviously a scam and the people are just dumb greedy bastards

(The Scone from U.N.C.L.E., Tue 18 Nov 2003, 21:00, archived)

if it seems too good to be true

etc etc

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Pootle, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 21:02, archived)

that and it looks to me like it is veeeeeeery dodgy if it was real

and I don't think that we should forget that these people were hoping to get hold of looted cash/diamonds/unlimited rice pudding. zeppelin, who deserver the law's protection but not our cocking sympathy
/rant

(The Scone from U.N.C.L.E., Tue 18 Nov 2003, 21:04, archived)

Henry refused to suck up for his owner again

This sucks

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Coctail, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 20:51, archived)

Oooh it's a bong!

heh heh

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NomDePlume fo shizzle my nizzle old bean, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 21:15, archived)

This is the self preservation society!

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alistair, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 20:47, archived)

that fucking rocks.

thanks.

(time travelling chicken, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 20:48, archived)

...in a Battlezone stylee.

(the_hammerhead_tart -- In love with a strict machine, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 20:48, archived)

i'd like to play battlezone again.

i had a floppydisk with asteroids, battlezone, centipede, tempest and missile command for windows 3.1

it was fantastic.

(time travelling chicken, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 20:50, archived)

You lucky, lucky swine.

I got a copy of Empire Of The Overmind this year. I fell in love with it all over again, 20 years after playing it on the Apple ][

(the_hammerhead_tart -- In love with a strict machine, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 21:28, archived)

hehehe

perfect

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Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 20:48, archived)

piercings?

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rogue Big knickers, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 20:50, archived)

yep

added a nipple last week

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Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 20:51, archived)

an extra nipple

just so you could peirce it... extreme i'd say

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alistair, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 20:54, archived)

hehe

hardcore me.

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Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 20:55, archived)

my word?

you can add nipples?

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rogue Big knickers, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 20:54, archived)

yeah

it's quite easy

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Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 20:55, archived)

with reference to the above,

how's the nipple?

(time travelling chicken, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 20:51, archived)

not bad

caught it earlier, which hurt. but seems to be healing fine

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Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 20:54, archived)

that rocks

wooooo

(Tvit, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 20:48, archived)

haha

wooness to the power of 3.

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koit WWW.HIGHASAKOIT.CO.UK, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 20:49, archived)

wooness³

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dogsbollocks, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 20:50, archived)

That is correct

my mathematical related friend

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koit WWW.HIGHASAKOIT.CO.UK, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 20:57, archived)

yay!

furtive seems to have a car with the wheel on the non-british side...

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edovan, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 20:49, archived)

he's in the passenger seat

no-hands is driving... (though he's not got full control of the stearing wheel obviously)

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alistair, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 20:51, archived)

Fantastic!

Wooo

(The Scone from U.N.C.L.E., Tue 18 Nov 2003, 20:50, archived)

marvellous!

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barnesy, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 20:52, archived)

wikid

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alistair, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 20:54, archived)

just realised that it was red white and blue

not green... d'oh... makes sense i suppose.

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alistair, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 20:57, archived)

Cockalorum

(The Scone from U.N.C.L.E., Tue 18 Nov 2003, 20:54, archived)

These are just great

Just great

(Icouldsleepforever, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 21:00, archived)

hmmmmm...maybe a bit too subtle this time...........

(Leonardo Acropolis, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 20:44, archived)

its nicely done

woo

(Tvit, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 20:46, archived)

I got it

It's very nice

(Lodge, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 20:49, archived)

it IS subtle tho

(Tvit, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 20:50, archived)

yeah....i'll admit to that............

makes a change from the bleeding obvious though

(Leonardo Acropolis, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 20:51, archived)

Whadayaknow?

he it has been up to ~~his~~ it's old tricks again

Clickington for the same crapness but bigger

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cantshopforshit, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 20:38, archived)

haha

woo!

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Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 20:39, archived)

i LOVE bo selecta

one of the best tv programes EVER! who agrees?

(bloke, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 20:41, archived)

me!!!

(Tvit, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 20:42, archived)

*sigh*

*Shakes head*

(The Cosmic Boy Zombie (Formerly Pirate Cat), Tue 18 Nov 2003, 20:43, archived)

^shakes head i hope you shack it too hard!

and it falls off mwaa ha ha ha ha haaaaaa

(bloke, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 20:47, archived)

Made me laugh

for sure!

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King Ralph is drunk, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 20:43, archived)

Having seen other TV programmes

I have to disagree

(The Scone from U.N.C.L.E., Tue 18 Nov 2003, 20:44, archived)

^this guy is wrong

(bloke, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 20:45, archived)

^this guy is wrong

(The Cosmic Boy Zombie (Formerly Pirate Cat), Tue 18 Nov 2003, 20:46, archived)

^ this cat is a wise pirate

and true

(The Scone from U.N.C.L.E., Tue 18 Nov 2003, 20:47, archived)

^this guy is right

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Christian Bale of Hay in a field, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 20:47, archived)

^this guy is not a guy its a woman a tranny

das right he be a bad invincible woman tranny mother fucker! check ya self before ya wreck ya self

(bloke, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 20:48, archived)

mmmmm

woman a tranny.....

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Christian Bale of Hay in a field, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 20:49, archived)

It's Micraspeak surely

She's more than a woman and more than a tranny she's woman-a-tranny

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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 20:50, archived)

more than a womannnnnnnnn

more than a woman to meeeeeeeee...

(The Scone from U.N.C.L.E., Tue 18 Nov 2003, 20:51, archived)

^this guy has no grammar skills

(The Cosmic Boy Zombie (Formerly Pirate Cat), Tue 18 Nov 2003, 20:50, archived)

^this guy has stolen my ^this guy thing

which makes him an unoriginal theif git man

(bloke, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 20:53, archived)

^ this guy has no grandma skills

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Christian Bale of Hay in a field, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 20:53, archived)

nice one batman

good usage

(bloke, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 20:54, archived)

One of them

but Alan Partridge knocks it for 6.

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Christian Bale of Hay in a field, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 20:44, archived)

agreed

i think it ranks up high with the bestest of the bestestest

(The Cosmic Boy Zombie (Formerly Pirate Cat), Tue 18 Nov 2003, 20:45, archived)

"Cook a cat"

"Back of the net!"
"Kiss my face!"
"Butter my arse!"
"Cashback!"
"Jurassic Park!"

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Christian Bale of Hay in a field, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 20:48, archived)

monkey tennis

(stone the crows, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 20:50, archived)

Yay!

Did you know the rock band 'A' named one of their tours (Inner City Sumo tour) and one of their albums (HiFi Serious) after quotes from AP?
100% of FACT!

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Christian Bale of Hay in a field, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 20:52, archived)

I love Bo Selecta too

but I wouldn't say it was the best program.
I also liked Big Train, Smack the Pony, Brass Eye and Saturday Night Armistice - all great shows that don't appear any more :(

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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 20:44, archived)

but the armando ianucci shows are being repeated

which fills abit of my armistice longing

(The Scone from U.N.C.L.E., Tue 18 Nov 2003, 20:46, archived)

Where and when

please tell me. I do so want to see the Tony Blair doll again

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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 20:47, archived)

unfortunatly it doesnt have Mr tony blair

but it is on tonight and is cracking channel four at 11:45

(The Scone from U.N.C.L.E., Tue 18 Nov 2003, 20:49, archived)

wooo yay woo yay

(runs around stupidly in excitement) Channel 4 11.45 got it. thanks

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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 20:52, archived)

it am great

I saw him live a few years back half the show was stand up and the rest was improvised from a Q&A with the audience for about and hour and a half

(The Scone from U.N.C.L.E., Tue 18 Nov 2003, 20:53, archived)

Armando Ianucci - can't fault him top bloke

Along with Chris Morris who was so disgracefully treated by the reactionary dick heads who can't tell great satire from bad taste nonsense - typical that it was the media he was lampooning, and it was the media who hounded him off our screens.

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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 20:58, archived)

that said Chris Morris' short film was a bag of wank

but Bluejam and jam were masterpieces

(The Scone from U.N.C.L.E., Tue 18 Nov 2003, 21:01, archived)

the jam radio original of the short film is good

the film itself I didn't even get to the end of

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Pootle, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 21:30, archived)

the best programme on tv

was Peep Show on Channel 4 - I WANT A NEW SERIES

(Tvit, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 20:47, archived)

me toooooo

i loved that

(The Cosmic Boy Zombie (Formerly Pirate Cat), Tue 18 Nov 2003, 20:51, archived)

nah

it's shit.

but the piccy is good

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Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 20:45, archived)

bo selecta is only funny if you

know who the celebs are.
I generally find the whole show tiresome, and dull.
It's probably my own fault for not reading "Heat"

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Pootle, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 21:01, archived)

Great filename!

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King Ralph is drunk, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 20:41, archived)

Y'all didn't think "Bubbles" was a god-damned Chimpanzee, did ya?

Well, sheet! Where's yo IQ at?

(the_hammerhead_tart -- In love with a strict machine, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 20:42, archived)

I love penguins

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koit WWW.HIGHASAKOIT.CO.UK, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 20:35, archived)

woo!

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Or is it?, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 20:35, archived)

woo!

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Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 20:35, archived)

hahahahahaha

hahahahahaha hehehehe heheh haha

(The Cosmic Boy Zombie (Formerly Pirate Cat), Tue 18 Nov 2003, 20:35, archived)

Wooyay!

eeeevil eyes.

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Christian Bale of Hay in a field, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 20:36, archived)

i love moose

does that mean i have to make one get eaten bye an evil three hole monster thingemy jig?

(bloke, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 20:37, archived)

Who said it was me who was doing the talking

?

;)

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koit WWW.HIGHASAKOIT.CO.UK, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 20:38, archived)

you did

you said and i quote: "i am about to make a statement" and then you carried on to say "i love penguins" in your message ha!

(bloke, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 20:40, archived)

you mean mices

surely?

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Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 20:39, archived)

It's meese

going by the goose to geese princliple.
Sorry. *bows* (not worthy)

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Christian Bale of Hay in a field, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 20:40, archived)

not Meeces?

going by the Pixie and Dixie and Jinx principle

(

Or is it?, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 20:41, archived)

I'm pretty

sure its meese :)

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Christian Bale of Hay in a field, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 20:43, archived)

nope your all wrong

the pural for moose is moose like sheep

(bloke, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 20:44, archived)

moose like sheep?

ah, so it is

(stone the crows, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 20:45, archived)

moose like sheep

is the plural for moose ?

kinell.

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koit WWW.HIGHASAKOIT.CO.UK, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 20:45, archived)

Fine then,

ruin my childish dreams
*weeps*

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Christian Bale of Hay in a field, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 20:47, archived)

sensational

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Fat Boab of dailyreckless.com fame, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 20:45, archived)

Yikes

Woo

(Icouldsleepforever, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 20:47, archived)

Hello evening shift people. It has occured to me that you lot may miss out

on the delight that is the weekly gallery so here's a preview for you lot now I'm on cheapo internet acccess here.

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Fat Boab of dailyreckless.com fame, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 20:32, archived)

would you believe that

i found that a long time ago, and forgot about it, then found the link again about a week ago, and now have it bookmarked?

more importantly, does anyone care?

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Or is it?, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 20:33, archived)

yay !

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Tedmus, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 20:34, archived)

that great but you missed

me!

(mixtapes, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 20:34, archived)

and me

edit: it is nice though.

(yakmonkey, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 20:35, archived)

well at least i'm in good

company

(mixtapes, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 20:36, archived)

Does that mean if I saw most of those first time round

i'm spending too long on here?

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Lethe is carrying a spade. SPANG., Tue 18 Nov 2003, 20:35, archived)

yes.

yes it does. But at least this time you get music with them.

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Fat Boab of dailyreckless.com fame, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 20:40, archived)

And I didn't even have to turn on winamp!

The luxury!

Been playing with my magnets most of the day! Oh frabjious joy!

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Lethe is carrying a spade. SPANG., Tue 18 Nov 2003, 20:49, archived)

Yay!

Lovely!

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matsimpsk, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 20:35, archived)

Yay

amazing that this is still operational.

WOO THAT.

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koit WWW.HIGHASAKOIT.CO.UK, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 20:39, archived)

Nice

but the images scroll past a bit too fast!

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King Ralph is drunk, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 20:40, archived)

speed is good.

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Fat Boab of dailyreckless.com fame, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 20:42, archived)

Buckingham Palace made a few alterations to make Bush feel at home.

sorry if this has already been done!

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Edd: The Unfunny Try-Hard Edgelord, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 20:30, archived)

Woo!

That's absolutely top!

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Mullet Over, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 20:30, archived)

quite litterally at home

my tea steams up my new glasses :(

(bloke, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 20:32, archived)

If you imagined something going right over your head

you'd be in exactly the same situation as I am right now.

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Mullet Over, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 20:36, archived)

WOO

woo

(Tvit, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 20:31, archived)

woo

dunno if it`s been done before, but that`s class!

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Reckless_Rik, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 20:34, archived)

Flatmate from hell Pt VI

A guy I used to work with shared my flat for a few interminable months...

When watching telly, he'd make comments about every 'fit' woman, even on the adverts, describing in great detail how he'd 'do' her.

My girlfriend & her mate once came to stay while he was away one Christmas. Of course, me & my girlfriend slept in my room, leaving her friend to sleep on the couch in the living room. Anyway, they went home after a couple of days and my flatmate returned. On learning that a woman had slept on the couch, he proceeded to sniff the seats for about ten minutes!

I think I've never come closer to killing someone as that flatmate - he drove me absolutely mental. I went away for a weekend, leaving him on his own - after removing the mains plugs from every appliance in the flat. That convinced him to find somewhere else to live.

(juski, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 20:27, archived)

don't forget this might get missed unless you include it on the thread on the front page

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barnesy, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 20:28, archived)

Why should he?

It's obviously of such quality that the Magic Donkey (whom God preserve) will do all that tedious clicking and server fettling to put it in the right place, thereby saving the poor chap from actually thinking. His musings are that good. Can you not see this?

(the_hammerhead_tart -- In love with a strict machine, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 20:37, archived)

you'll be wanting to delete this thread and re-post

where it says to on the front page. it's more likely to be mentioned friday.
cheers

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Or is it?, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 20:29, archived)

cheers for the story

if you want it to have a chance for the radio thingie you'll have to add it to the radio thread:
b3ta.com/board/2344846

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rob, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 20:29, archived)

I havent seen parts I - V

but if you posted them here I'd imagine people gently nudged you in the direction of the appropriate thread.

Edit: My mate has a flatmate like that. I agree, they are utter cranberry.

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Mullet Over, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 20:29, archived)

sorry

I used to have a really bad drink problem :-(

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Reckless_Rik, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 20:35, archived)

parasites have parasites have parasites have.........

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legohead, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 20:27, archived)

absolutely wonderful.

recursive parasites!
yay!

(yakmonkey, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 20:28, archived)

loool

w00t

although that baby scares me

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SteelPriest, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 20:29, archived)

s'ok

he's microscopic

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legohead, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 20:32, archived)

That's nicely made!

This is not a trap

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Christian Bale of Hay in a field, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 20:29, archived)

www.b3ta.com/board/2353462

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Or is it?, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 20:39, archived)

woo

nicely done!

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Reckless_Rik, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 20:36, archived)

Great fleas have little fleas upon their backs to bite 'em,
And little fleas have lesser fleas, and so on ad infinitum.

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Or is it?, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 20:38, archived)

It happened four years ago

they've just kept it all hushed up

(first post, ~~spank me hard~~ be gentle)

(Vlad, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 20:25, archived)

its good for a first post

maybe a little to self-conciouss
not that I can talk - im crap
but woo for the pic

(Tvit, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 20:30, archived)

hehe points for badgers

(mushroom mushrooom)
and the crossed out "spank me hard"
welcome!

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Or is it?, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 20:30, archived)

hehe

is that the spaceship out of Space 1999?

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Reckless_Rik, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 20:37, archived)

yup

was the 'Eagle II'

(Vlad, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 20:38, archived)

damn hippies.

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mrRush, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 20:15, archived)

like woo, man

(stone the crows, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 20:17, archived)

wooooooo!

groovy!

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rogue Big knickers, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 20:17, archived)

www.ackbar.f9.co.uk/

(Juan Sanchez Villa-Lobos Ramirez is seriously considering a shorter username, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 20:19, archived)

no don't click

its a trap! its a trap!

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Or is it?, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 20:24, archived)

aah too late

comic sans!!!

(stone the crows, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 20:25, archived)

Argh!

The warning came too late! I have to go lie down now.

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Mullet Over, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 20:28, archived)

a.k.a. plusnet, a.k.a. ROCK

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dogsbollocks, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 20:26, archived)

Hehehe

Like..no..brakes..totally

Liking that a whole lot

(

Dogtanian, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 20:20, archived)

woooo :)

tj : small chance but ill give it a shot -

ANYONE drivin down from liverpool to london tomorrow afternoon, and will be comin back in the late evenin/early mornin (back by before 10?) i wish to offer my company.

ok, so its a shameless request for a lift. worth it tho :(

id pay for petrol?
please?

:'(

('Andeh', Tue 18 Nov 2003, 20:20, archived)

Probably not much use,

but if you could change your plans to Thursday there's lots of free transport being laid on by CND. Ostensibly to go to the demo, but how are they going to know what you're up to?

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supermoore: HUNG, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 20:22, archived)

by the campaign for neauclear disarmorment?

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ChaosTime The Fucking Moon Lord, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 20:23, archived)

Nuke-ular stupid.

Nuke-ular.

(goat thinks you're shit, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 20:25, archived)

Nuclear

actually

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ChaosTime The Fucking Moon Lord, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 20:26, archived)

That's what they WANT you to think.

(goat thinks you're shit, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 20:27, archived)

now, that's just crazy talk

(

Or is it?, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 20:27, archived)

aaaaarrrrghhhhhhhhhhh

damn fools :(

do you get transport back though?

('Andeh', Tue 18 Nov 2003, 20:25, archived)

Yep. About 7pm

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supermoore: HUNG, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 20:27, archived)

damn that wont do.

ah well. ill have to wait until arnie comes over as president in 2008.

but ill probably have a car by then.....

('Andeh', Tue 18 Nov 2003, 20:30, archived)

Yeah.

I'm using that ruse to get a free trip to London. That's the reason to be thankful for freedom of speech.

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Mullet Over, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 20:26, archived)

where can i get

info on this transport?

('Andeh', Tue 18 Nov 2003, 20:27, archived)

I am driving from Ipswich to Cardiff

tomorrow at 12...
any takers?

no i thought not.

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mnb098mnb used to be here, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 20:26, archived)

thought this place was full of "takers"?

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Tedmus, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 20:28, archived)

yeh

give or take a few

edit: my 911th post. just as bush comes over and we're talkin bout him

spooky

('Andeh', Tue 18 Nov 2003, 20:31, archived)

it's spelled like takers

but has a w instead of a t, an extra n, and is filtered

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Or is it?, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 20:32, archived)

umm

happy baby orangutan

aha

('Andeh', Tue 18 Nov 2003, 20:33, archived)

yes,

quite

(

Or is it?, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 20:35, archived)

I give you...

... The Nellie Olsen Twins

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Reckless_Rik, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 20:11, archived)

Hmmm

Just post the Olsen twins, they are fit enough :)

(Trig, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 20:14, archived)

aye

but Nellie can be so bitchy! ;-)

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Reckless_Rik, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 20:14, archived)

Hullo

Sorry to threadjack, but I was trying to remember who made the Kill Bill picture with Bill & Ben stuff. Can anyone tell me?

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Christian Bale of Hay in a field, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 20:15, archived)

they are both my age!

so when i get famous who know what could happen....

(bloke, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 20:20, archived)

you`ll

turn into a nicotine addicted alcoholic like the rest of us? ;-)

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Reckless_Rik, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 20:22, archived)

naa

i dont smoke the alcoholic bit seems phesable though edit: i cant spell phesable

(bloke, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 20:24, archived)

You'll get addicted to the patches.

Mmm, nicotine patches...

(goat thinks you're shit, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 20:26, archived)

i prefer

moose cheese my self with a side helping of magic flower beans

(bloke, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 20:27, archived)

oooh they

look mighty scary!
cool! woo and yay!

(

rogue Big knickers, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 20:15, archived)

raining cats and dogs

www2.b3ta.com/cube/

A work in progress...

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rob, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 20:11, archived)

is this another gameshow thing?

(time travelling chicken, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 20:12, archived)

yeah

Apparently this young lady will present. I've been amusing myself writing documents saying she's gotta be dressed in dominatrix gear.

snurl.com/31mm

(sort of nsfw)

(

rob, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 20:16, archived)

is she

a sprinter?

(stone the crows, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 20:19, archived)

i think she's lost her contact lense

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rob, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 20:21, archived)

maybe she's been glued to the floor in some freak UHU accident

we'll never know.

(time travelling chicken, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 20:22, archived)

she won the FHM highstreet honey thing

I'm meeting her tomorrow afternoon. I'm sure my g/f is happy about that.

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rob, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 20:24, archived)

Yeah. Like you have a chance in hell.

(goat thinks you're shit, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 20:30, archived)

you have a point

I accept that

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rob, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 20:32, archived)

Yay

Just got Band of Brothers DVD set and I kept expecting machine gun fire any second

(

Dogtanian, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 20:13, archived)

Best Box Set EVER.

*FACT*

(

dogsbollocks, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 20:16, archived)

Agreed

It is superbly superb

(

Dogtanian, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 20:17, archived)

very good set of dvds...dont regret buying them....nice metal tin too....

(

Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 20:19, archived)

i like Bob

hehe

(mixtapes, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 20:20, archived)

It looks lovely.

I suppose I'm missing something without sound am I?

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supermoore: HUNG, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 20:13, archived)

nope

but it'll be great when it's got some, i'm sure
[edit] which isn't to say that it isn't lovely now

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atomboy, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 20:15, archived)

delightful!

i love the slow spinning of the windmill in the background.

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freshlegs, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 20:15, archived)

nice clouds

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Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 20:15, archived)

woo

that`d make an ace screen saver

(

Reckless_Rik, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 20:19, archived)

A parachute that size,

could never slow the descent of a cat or dog to that speed.

(goat thinks you're shit, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 20:23, archived)

there's invisible jets on the kittens feet

maybe I should draw them in properly

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rob, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 20:25, archived)

You could just change the gravitational constant of the universe.

Nobody would ever notice.

(goat thinks you're shit, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 20:27, archived)

or there could be a giant blowing

hiding at the bottom of the screen

(

rob, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 20:27, archived)

Or some sort of "Fluffy animal magnet"

hidden at the top of the screen.

(goat thinks you're shit, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 20:29, archived)

so many possibilities

such little flash talent

(

rob, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 20:30, archived)

Evening All

Clicky Biggy

Click for Gallery - will open in new window

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Dogtanian, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 20:11, archived)

"This is your Captain speaking."

"Due to the co-pilot getting his head stuck in a jar of honey, I would like to appeal for anyone with flight experiance to come to the cockpit now please."

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supermoore: HUNG, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 20:15, archived)

So good

but so wrong...

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evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 20:16, archived)

heh heh! ace.

the towers are an particularly nice touch.

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mrRush, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 20:23, archived)

I have no idea

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SteelPriest, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 20:04, archived)

fantastic!

(the closeup bit does make the file a bit huge though)

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rogan, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 20:05, archived)

yeah, sorry bout that

getting used to 10mbps access from uni :D

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SteelPriest, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 20:06, archived)

Sorry to jack a thread

but just thought I'd laugh loudly and say "Haha, I'm in Florida in da sunshine and using a public library to get a b3ta fix.

Yay!

Oh, and woo to the pic too. :P

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Lazlo Woodbine Panowie!, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 20:08, archived)

Haha

I'm at home, it's warm, I'm using my own PC to get my b3ta fix.

(

dogsbollocks, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 20:11, archived)

Haha

But I get to stick two fingers up at Mickey Mouse but not drink any beer other than Bud :-(

Hmmm... I miss my own PC, no tattyslop on library PCs. :-(

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Lazlo Woodbine Panowie!, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 20:19, archived)

oh, i like that.

i likes it very much.

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TheFelineAnarchist, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 20:06, archived)

nice, but a tad large.

i'll sort it out
/meat cleaver

(time travelling chicken, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 20:07, archived)

Hahaha

well that explains it all then.
The cunning devils.

(RayRayRay HooHooHoo, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 20:07, archived)

Pffft

genius

(Icouldsleepforever, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 20:09, archived)

that is really good!

324k is rather too big to post directly on the board though - perhaps you could reduce the colours, increase lossiness an if all else fails, reduce image dimensions to reduce the file size?

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freshlegs, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 20:14, archived)

ok,

gimme a few mins

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SteelPriest, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 20:21, archived)

wait a second

how do u do those things in image ready?

i know how to resize it :|

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SteelPriest, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 20:26, archived)

there should be a little window that says 'Optimize' on the tab

in my copy, it's sitting in the top right hand corner of the main window, which is probably default.

on it, you can change the number of colours used, set a lossiness percentage, switch dithering on and off, set transparency and other types of optimization thingies.

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freshlegs, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 20:31, archived)

at 20% lossy, 64 colours

www.freshlegs.co.uk/images/other/dolphinsmall1.gif

it doesn't look too bad, and it's down to 150k (a reasonable maximum to aim at).

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freshlegs, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 20:36, archived)

cheers

but i've done it now lol

i'd never seen those controls b4 lol

(

SteelPriest, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 20:42, archived)

yaaay!

loon! ;)

(

mrRush, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 20:24, archived)

Well I read the story

and thought that he reminded me of someone else.

(RayRayRay HooHooHoo, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 20:04, archived)

heehee

(BlackCat, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 20:05, archived)

that made me laugh

but im not sure why

(Tvit, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 20:05, archived)

because it's pretty funny

that's my guess

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Or is it?, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 20:06, archived)

yeah probably

i think the animation ratehr than the idea did it for me

(Tvit, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 20:07, archived)

heheheh

woo for Skeletor!

(

Reckless_Rik, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 20:12, archived)

oooo

www.b3ta.com/board/2353166

(

alistair, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 20:49, archived)

King of the jungle?

(

Dill, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 20:04, archived)

haha !

yes :)

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Tedmus, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 20:04, archived)

hehe

lovely!

(

Or is it?, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 20:05, archived)

awww

thats an fp for sure

(Tvit, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 20:06, archived)

is too big

so oops

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Dill, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 20:07, archived)

bah

(Tvit, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 20:08, archived)

it's

a lovely size !

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Tedmus, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 20:08, archived)

that's what she said

grin

who needs f.ps anyhow

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Dill, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 20:09, archived)

i havent had one yet :(

(Tvit, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 20:11, archived)

me either!

i have been here forever!
but my piccies are shite... but thats not the point!

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rogue Big knickers, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 20:19, archived)

Arf

hehehe

(Icouldsleepforever, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 20:13, archived)

I know that lion!

bigger

woo yay to yours!

(yakmonkey, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 20:26, archived)

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