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# "Jacko" Pastorius

x

Only in America can a poor black boy grow up to be a rich white woman
(b3rl1n, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 21:06, archived)
# nice
weather report rule
(Tvit, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 21:13, archived)
# hope this aint glass cock
www.nmr.nl/DSA8-243.pdf

and another random one for luck

www-users.york.ac.uk/~socs366/gallery/big/CIMG0669.JPG

must start eating proper food and stoip eating cakes
(pluke in a giant mechanical pickle, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 21:04, archived)
# Ooo, get you
the bottom one is so naughty!
(I helped save b3ta! King Ralph is drunk, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 21:06, archived)
# i feel so naughty
(pluke in a giant mechanical pickle, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 21:10, archived)
# Duck snuff porn
Woohoo!
(I helped save b3ta! wayward., Wed 19 Nov 2003, 21:08, archived)
# Okay here goes =X
Up 'til now I've been using PSP for everything, but as of this afternoon I have been blessed and am now proud owner of a copy of PS7 :)

I've just been playing around with some of the things it does before attempting anything funny/useful/fluffy so here is the output of my 1st ever attempt at using the program.


Hardly FP material, but hey, were all here to learn. Is there any cool funky features I'm likely to not have spotted yet myself? Or is it a case of press things and see what happens (as with most things in my experience)
(--=| Daz |=-- has forgotten something, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 20:59, archived)
# press things, stand back, approach monitor once safe again
(I helped save b3ta! _null_, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 20:59, archived)
# seconded
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 21:00, archived)
# Yep, that's pretty much how I do it as well!
:-)
(I helped save b3ta! King Ralph is drunk, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 21:04, archived)
# it provides pleasing results, too
little techniques are often very good for styling photos.

i find that if an image looks too rough, flatten it, add 3% monochrome noise, and gaussian blur it by a fraction of a pixel. gives a nice aged look.


i still have no fucking clue what "variations" does yet.
(I helped save b3ta! _null_, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 21:05, archived)
# Ooo
will have to try that at some point!
(I helped save b3ta! King Ralph is drunk, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 21:07, archived)
# example:


this instance, it looks like a magazine clipping. try it and see.
(I helped save b3ta! _null_, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 21:10, archived)
# Ooo
nice!
(I helped save b3ta! King Ralph is drunk, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 21:13, archived)
# Just tried it
on my last piccy. It's good that is. Hides a multitude of sins.
(I helped save b3ta! Maffydoo, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 21:29, archived)
# If you press Shift-F1 it activates the orgasmatron.
.
(Dr Wadd, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 21:00, archived)
# *presses shift-F1*
Hey, he lied to us through song!

/Simpsons
(I helped save b3ta! King Ralph is drunk, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 21:01, archived)
# I hate very ape I see,
from Chimpan-A to Chimpan-Z
(Dr Wadd, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 21:03, archived)
# what does it actually do? i don't trust you
(I helped save b3ta! Naive Amoeba Bored Cig, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 21:02, archived)
# Just keep playing around
that's how I learned. And I still don't know what half the buttons do.
(I helped save b3ta! wayward., Wed 19 Nov 2003, 21:01, archived)
#
would that cost me money?
(STINK_BOMB, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 21:01, archived)
# yes
lots
(I helped save b3ta! viperrr mostly comes out at night, mostly, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 21:02, archived)
# of course not!
*cough*kazaa*cough*
(I helped save b3ta! Naive Amoeba Bored Cig, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 21:03, archived)
# would you like
a strepsil for that?
(I helped save b3ta! viperrr mostly comes out at night, mostly, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 21:05, archived)
# go for the gimp
it's free

www.gimp.org
(The Scone from U.N.C.L.E., Wed 19 Nov 2003, 21:06, archived)
# speaking of pshop software,
has anyone here ever tried Arcsoft's PhotostudioX for Mac?
(I helped save b3ta! b2 I'm not really here..., Wed 19 Nov 2003, 21:51, archived)
# ooh! very nice!
a subtle quo there!


use the heal tool (the plaster) to morph heads together, you can grapht skin from one animal to another which looks damn cool
(I helped save b3ta! Naive Amoeba Bored Cig, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 21:01, archived)
# one thing thats bugging me
If I make a selection in 1 image and copy it to clipboard. Then go to another image and hit paste, it pastes the clipboard onto the middle of the second image and just dumps it in the middle. In PSP I'm used to it being selected when I pasted it in. Here I seem to have to re-select it manually if I wanna shift it around.

Is there a proper way of doing this? Or is that for kids and sissy's?
(--=| Daz |=-- has forgotten something, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 21:07, archived)
# I don't think it does
that pisses me off as well!
(I helped save b3ta! King Ralph is drunk, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 21:10, archived)
# hold control
and move it around using the mouse

and if you hold control and click the layer it's pasted into on the layers toolbar it'll select it automagically
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 21:10, archived)
# Nah,
selection is for kids!

Use the area select tool and 'align layer to selection'! The MAN's way!

[edit: I actually used to do it this way until I found the select tool, silly me]
(I helped save b3ta! so long and thanks for all the fish, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 21:11, archived)
# Professor Moriarty... we meet again

but this time, the advantage is mine!
(I helped save b3ta! Maffydoo, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 20:56, archived)
# cracking
woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 20:56, archived)
# huraah for 2mbit leased lines.
i love my job. we have no customers
(I helped save b3ta! tef, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 20:58, archived)
# niiiiiiiiiiice
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 21:00, archived)
# lol
that was an out loud giggle right there, cheers!
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 21:02, archived)
# Curses!
Foiled again! I must offer my Woo to you Sir!
(I helped save b3ta! Number_6, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 20:58, archived)
# arfage +
wooage
and oooh age

equals wooage
(The Scone from U.N.C.L.E., Wed 19 Nov 2003, 20:59, archived)
# Total 90
(Sch00sh, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 20:52, archived)
# wtfayboa?
(I helped save b3ta! _null_, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 20:53, archived)
# Blimey!
Sargant is back!
(I helped save b3ta! King Ralph is drunk, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 20:55, archived)
# yes.
i have about 80 posts for 10k, and tommorrow night is my b3ta birthday.

moving out of uni tommorrow, so won't be posting much (!) in the daytime. want them to coincide!
(I helped save b3ta! _null_, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 20:56, archived)
# Wow!
You go girl!
(I helped save b3ta! King Ralph is drunk, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 20:57, archived)
# tommorrow will be a hectic day.
unfortunately, the way my life is, two major events are internet based. hmm......
(I helped save b3ta! _null_, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 20:58, archived)
# Are yo quiitting uni then?
Or trying to change to a better one?
(I helped save b3ta! wayward., Wed 19 Nov 2003, 20:59, archived)
# shifting oxford > manchester to restart next year
(I helped save b3ta! _null_, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 21:00, archived)
# Good plan
oxford = cunts
(I helped save b3ta! wayward., Wed 19 Nov 2003, 21:02, archived)
# heh
i wouldn't put it quite like that, but:

(a) i've had a bad year and finding it hard to settle, need a gap year really
(b) i never really liked the place in interview, god knows why i came back
(c) the style of teaching doesn't suit me
(d) it's incredibly depressing

the number of people who have talked to my mum with a "leaving oxford? yes! fight the power!" attitude is very suprising though.
(I helped save b3ta! _null_, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 21:04, archived)
# Way I see it
uni is far more about the experience than any actual learning you might do. Oxford seem to concentrate on the learning too much. Ergo, oxford = cranberry.
(I helped save b3ta! wayward., Wed 19 Nov 2003, 21:06, archived)
# that's certainally the way it's going right now.
i'm not cooking or catering for myself, i haven't socialised at all, i have a nice big room close to tutorials and i have a juicy bursary so money is no worry. none of which is helping to develop me socially.
(I helped save b3ta! _null_, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 21:07, archived)
# Oh right
hope the move goes well!
(I helped save b3ta! King Ralph is drunk, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 21:02, archived)
# Eh?
Yer what?
(I helped save b3ta! King Ralph is drunk, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 20:53, archived)
# hi
hi schlooh
(STINK_BOMB, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 20:54, archived)
# Hi
Stink bomb
(Sch00sh, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 20:54, archived)
# um
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 20:54, archived)
#
he is my school friend
(STINK_BOMB, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 20:55, archived)
# Special school?
(I helped save b3ta! King Ralph is drunk, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 20:55, archived)
# do you play with each other?
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 20:55, archived)
# Well
that explains it then


Err...
(I helped save b3ta! wayward., Wed 19 Nov 2003, 20:55, archived)
# You friends with baa
as well?

It would explain a lot.

And it's a school night,

SO DO YOUR FUCKING HOMEWORK YOU LITTLE PRICKS!
(I helped save b3ta! Lethe is carrying a spade. SPANG., Wed 19 Nov 2003, 20:58, archived)
# Piss off
Piss off
(Sch00sh, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 20:59, archived)
# You do realise
that you are simply proving that you are that young, that immature, and that you probably haven't done your homework.
(I helped save b3ta! Lethe is carrying a spade. SPANG., Wed 19 Nov 2003, 21:07, archived)
# did the kids beat you too hard today?
and where are your bleedin magnets

www-users.york.ac.uk/~socs366/gallery/big/CIMG0669.JPG
(pluke in a giant mechanical pickle, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 21:00, archived)
# MY magnets arrived yesterday! They're great!
And nope, today has gone great! I brought year 8 into line through careful applications of threatened detentions, moving people and warnings, there was total silence in the parts of the lesson where it was required, and it was smashing. Had the added bonua of catching a truanter later on in the day and frogmarching him to the reception for his punishment.

Stalin is my rolemodel... ^_^

EDIT: Pluke, one of the better ideas for lectures is to take most of your group to the local student bar, buy your pints, drink, repeat until your next lecture, and take one with you under your coat. The sight of a lecturer staring at a row of people suddenly removing pint glasses of various bevvys simultaneously half way through a lesson is rather amusing... ^_^
(I helped save b3ta! Lethe is carrying a spade. SPANG., Wed 19 Nov 2003, 21:05, archived)
# heh heh
quality
(pluke in a giant mechanical pickle, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 21:21, archived)
# Aren't you a teacher?
Wouldn't it be funny if it turned out you were their teacher.
(I helped save b3ta! wayward., Wed 19 Nov 2003, 21:03, archived)
# The kids I teach are a bit thick,
but they're not that thick.
(I helped save b3ta! Lethe is carrying a spade. SPANG., Wed 19 Nov 2003, 21:06, archived)
# this
news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/americas/3285577.stm

"The maximum sentence for child abuse in California is eight years. "
(pluke in a giant mechanical pickle, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 20:57, archived)
# begone
too big and crap - fucks up my pc
(Tvit, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 20:55, archived)
# good
(Sch00sh, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 20:56, archived)
# Isn't it past your bedtime
yet?
(I helped save b3ta! Lethe is carrying a spade. SPANG., Wed 19 Nov 2003, 21:11, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Naive Amoeba Bored Cig, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 20:56, archived)
# Mmmm
Jazz?
(I helped save b3ta! Number_6, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 20:57, archived)
# Seeing as my Dr Who in drag
pic seemed to spark a few others off, I thought I'd do another related one lots of words can't be bothered typing any more


Edit: Made smaller!

Edit 2: I'm ill and therefore rather than type thanks to each post, I'll just say thanks to you all here :)
/lazy

Edit 3: Oh sod it, it'd be rude not to :)
(I helped save b3ta! Number_6, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 20:52, archived)
# hahahahah
loon!
(I helped save b3ta! stevierar, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 20:53, archived)
# Thanks :)
(I helped save b3ta! Number_6, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 20:59, archived)
# I love it!
Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! King Ralph is drunk, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 20:56, archived)
#
Thanks :)
(I helped save b3ta! Number_6, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 21:04, archived)
# he looks crazed
now i'm insecure....
(I helped save b3ta! viperrr mostly comes out at night, mostly, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 20:56, archived)
#
Thanks :)
(I helped save b3ta! Number_6, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 21:04, archived)
# I love that
with my face
(The Scone from U.N.C.L.E., Wed 19 Nov 2003, 20:58, archived)
#
Thanks :)

Edit: And I've just noticed that I can no longer just put something in the Subject line with a space in the message - it just doesn't post it :-/
(I helped save b3ta! Number_6, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 21:05, archived)
# Bakertastic! But where's Adric? Or Romana? Or Sarah?
Although the old boys looking a bit grim in his old age on the cover of this weeks Radio Times.

(I helped save b3ta! COCKLES, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 21:24, archived)
# Tony couldn't hide his true feelings for George's visit

(edited reposty from Yahoo news pic)
(I helped save b3ta! JugglerJAF It's curtains for you.Lacy gently wafting curtains, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 20:50, archived)
# "this is the finger with which i fist you"
or similar.
(I helped save b3ta! _null_, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 20:51, archived)
# woo
top shoppage
(I helped save b3ta! Paper Tiger, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 20:52, archived)
# sersiously
it looks as though hes spilt his bolognase down his chin
(Tvit, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 20:52, archived)
# That expression is fantastic
looks like he needs a poo poo
(I helped save b3ta! UncleLewy, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 20:52, archived)
# Nicely shopped!
Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! King Ralph is drunk, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 20:52, archived)
# I've got the news on at the moment,
Bush looks like he's trying really hard not to laugh during the Queen's speech.
(Dr Wadd, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 20:52, archived)
# Hehe
It's the face that gets me :)
Woo :)
(I helped save b3ta! Number_6, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 20:57, archived)
# Elvis sighting!


It's true! Look - you can quite clearly make out the figure of elvis (doing his classic pose) in the fires of the burning hindenburg!!

This *IS* alt.conspiracy.net isnt it ?
(D.A. Jim Garrison, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 20:50, archived)
#
LoL!!!!!!!!11
(STINK_BOMB, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 20:51, archived)
# lol
(Tvit, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 20:51, archived)
# Ooo
I can see it! Blimey!
(I helped save b3ta! King Ralph is drunk, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 20:52, archived)
#
but it looks more like....an old man with a stick
(STINK_BOMB, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 20:52, archived)
# old man with a stick?
Shh! Its Elvis.

(D.A. Jim Garrison, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 21:01, archived)
# er.... "loll" oneneneoneoneone
(I helped save b3ta! _null_, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 20:52, archived)
# sigh....pimpin aint easy
(Tvit, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 20:49, archived)
# argh!
kitty fiddlers!
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 20:50, archived)
# Yay!
I likes that I does!
(I helped save b3ta! King Ralph is drunk, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 20:51, archived)
# the chap on the left
seems to be having a ball!
woo!
(I helped save b3ta! viperrr mostly comes out at night, mostly, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 20:51, archived)
# that hat
reminds me of a costume i wore to a
fancy dress once.

edit: how rude, i forgot to woo yay your most woo yay-some pic
(I helped save b3ta! Paper Tiger, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 20:53, archived)
# IS THIS WHAT HE WANTS
(STINK_BOMB, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 20:47, archived)
# *snigger*
Bottom bit looks like a very surreal weather map!
(I helped save b3ta! King Ralph is drunk, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 20:48, archived)
# hehehe
lurvly!

hmm.. i've used that pic
(I helped save b3ta! Naive Amoeba Bored Cig, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 20:49, archived)
#
what do u mean
(STINK_BOMB, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 20:50, archived)
# Leave it on the kitten channel please.
.
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 20:51, archived)
# it's really odd...
but every time i look at 100% kitten's pic, it looks like she's some girl in some bukkake movie!

it's starting to scare me!
(I helped save b3ta! Naive Amoeba Bored Cig, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 20:54, archived)
# hey! that's my friend your talking about
now I have to kill you.....*

* probably not true, but you never know, so watch your back
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 20:57, archived)
# but it does!
*how can i watch my back? i'm not an owl or someone who's been in a horrible car accident!
(I helped save b3ta! Naive Amoeba Bored Cig, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 20:59, archived)
# an elaborate network of mirrors
knock off a few vespas and you're sorted
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 21:00, archived)
# so have i
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 20:52, archived)
# inventive usage
of words there
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 20:49, archived)
# er ...that island to the left
is not england
although it would probably take less than a week for bush to invade it
(pikey, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 20:54, archived)
# doesn't he already have England
I mean come on, there's been fucking US long range nuclear missiles stationed there since I was in primary school.
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 20:59, archived)
# If I apologise in advance, do you
promise not to hit me for this?
(Dr Wadd, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 20:44, archived)
# ow!
woo
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 20:45, archived)
# fnarrr!
heeheeheeheeehee
(I helped save b3ta! rogue Big knickers, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 20:46, archived)
# Ooo, terrible punnage
woo yay!
(I helped save b3ta! King Ralph is drunk, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 20:47, archived)
# ...
(I helped save b3ta! Naive Amoeba Bored Cig, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 20:48, archived)
# hee hee
how silly!
(I helped save b3ta! robh, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 20:50, archived)
# does this annoy you at all?
(Macabre_Halo, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 20:44, archived)
# yes
(--=| Daz |=-- has forgotten something, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 20:44, archived)
# it really does
actually
(I helped save b3ta! viperrr mostly comes out at night, mostly, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 20:45, archived)
# nope
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 20:45, archived)
# and now I can only hear your voice.
.
(Dr Wadd, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 20:45, archived)
# woo
(Tvit, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 20:45, archived)
# hehehe
painful!

seriously.. i'm sure it's making my IE go fuzzy!

argh! blind
(I helped save b3ta! Naive Amoeba Bored Cig, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 20:45, archived)
# no
it makes me want chewy fruit flavoured sweets
(The Scone from U.N.C.L.E., Wed 19 Nov 2003, 20:46, archived)
# Chewits
Or Opal Fruits?
(I helped save b3ta! Lethe is carrying a spade. SPANG., Wed 19 Nov 2003, 20:47, archived)
# opal fruits?
don't u mean starburst?

not in a mean sounding way! sorry
(I helped save b3ta! viperrr mostly comes out at night, mostly, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 20:47, archived)
# opal fruits will never die
in my heart
(The Scone from U.N.C.L.E., Wed 19 Nov 2003, 20:55, archived)
# Too right
Starburst is a shit name. Opal fruits were much better.

Although when I was working in a primary school a few months back, there was a kid whose sandwiches consisted of white bread, butten and opal fruits dotted around, because his mum believed they contained sufficient fruit to be healthy. And she wondered why he had ADHD...
(I helped save b3ta! Lethe is carrying a spade. SPANG., Wed 19 Nov 2003, 21:00, archived)
# they're called starburst now
gotta' move with the times you know
(DeviousMiscreant, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 20:48, archived)
# Did Hagard
ever tell us which word the filter changed into artchokes? Or was he just messing with us?
(I helped save b3ta! Lethe is carrying a spade. SPANG., Wed 19 Nov 2003, 20:46, archived)
# I wouldn`t trust that man,
he looks like Kurt Russell ;)
(Dr Wadd, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 20:51, archived)
# Oh dear.
I'll get my rifle and we'll put him out of his misery... ^_^
(I helped save b3ta! Lethe is carrying a spade. SPANG., Wed 19 Nov 2003, 21:01, archived)
# I
really want to punch it!
(Trig, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 20:48, archived)
# that is annoying as hell
so of course i love it. make it annoyinger.
(mixtapes, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 20:56, archived)
# Die Mista Wawwabi!

(b3rl1n, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 20:44, archived)
# finished.....animated woo yay


Isn't he cute :)

Edit: temp fix should look a bit better
(juckle03, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 20:35, archived)
# yay for woo yays! been waiting for a post to test my new one...
(I helped save b3ta! Naive Amoeba Bored Cig, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 20:36, archived)
# i like that
it has style
(Tvit, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 20:43, archived)
# thanks!
i keep reading your name as a mixture of twit and tit... it keeps confuzzling me
(I helped save b3ta! Naive Amoeba Bored Cig, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 20:44, archived)
# lol
nice isnt it
(Tvit, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 20:45, archived)
# yes, and i must say
i just love your profile! ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Naive Amoeba Bored Cig, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 20:46, archived)
# Excellent
Have a woo yay
(I helped save b3ta! Mr Peet, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 20:37, archived)
# heheheh
:)
(juckle03, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 20:38, archived)
# You too!
(I helped save b3ta! High Lord Phanty, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 20:41, archived)
# Nice!
But perhaps make the text/bloke a bit bigger, too much white space in my opinion!
(I helped save b3ta! King Ralph is drunk, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 20:39, archived)
# Good point
i will modify it before i use it .... thanks :)
(juckle03, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 20:40, archived)
# It's still good to use as it is
Keeping consistent areas of background helps keep the file size small.
(I helped save b3ta! Mr Peet, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 20:42, archived)
# thats lovely
have a woooooooooo
(Tvit, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 20:42, archived)
# i remember that
when you posted it as a test!

wooyay! quite nice
(I helped save b3ta! viperrr mostly comes out at night, mostly, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 20:43, archived)
# same here
it was lovely then
now - its almost tooo cute
(Tvit, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 20:46, archived)
# Thanks :)
At least that means i am getting better not worse :)
(juckle03, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 20:49, archived)
# Charles prefered British

But George liked to jock around
(I helped save b3ta! Blobcat Less Jaffacakes this year, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 20:25, archived)
# Erm... erm... I can't see what you've done there!
But I'm sure once it's been explained to me I'll quite happily woo away!
(I helped save b3ta! King Ralph is drunk, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 20:29, archived)
# bush's hand
charlie's arse
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 20:32, archived)
# It's just so well done,
it's hard to tell that it's shopped
(I helped save b3ta! Mr Peet, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 20:32, archived)
# indeed
solid colour on the lower part of the arm, hand is pink and the side of his suit is a little too sharp. :-P

domn good though.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 20:34, archived)
# Blimey!
I wouldn't have noticed had you not pointed it out!
(I helped save b3ta! King Ralph is drunk, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 20:36, archived)
# hehe
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 20:38, archived)
# Bugger it
guess that's me off to the optician again!
(I helped save b3ta! King Ralph is drunk, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 20:39, archived)
# it's probably just me
i learned to pick out flaws in pictures when i was learning to shop
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 20:43, archived)
# Oh, I thought it might have been, but I wasn't sure!
Woo! Yay!
(I helped save b3ta! King Ralph is drunk, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 20:33, archived)
# Your cock-up
My arse!!

*giggles like a schoolgirl*
(I helped save b3ta! Bloody Student, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 20:33, archived)
# i don't think
my boyfriend would be too keen on that.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 20:35, archived)
# hehe
i don't see what all the fuss is about?

so what if they kill bush?
so what if charles is bi/gay.

they're just people

/tired rant
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 20:30, archived)
# I think you'll find
Charlie's a parasite

Hmm 2/3 of a thousand posts, what a slacker.
(I helped save b3ta! High Lord Phanty, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 20:33, archived)
# yes, but they're "celebrities".
therefore the world public has a right to know every minute detail about their lives.

WE OWN THEM.
(time travelling chicken, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 20:34, archived)
# if charles is bi/gay it leads to huge difficulties with the
church of england, fragmentation of anglicanism etc. Also it would damage the legitimacy of the monacrhy as they are meant to be god's representative on earth - if god doesnt like gays then why would they place one in the royal family (the entire leviticus thingy) - would damage international relations and socail cohesion within the country.

Might raise some questions about Princess Di's death and the parentage of those two young royal zeppelin

People are petty. The monarchy are stupid.

Killing bush would do very little good the neo conservatives (Americans for a new century etc.) would just find another monkey to get into the top spot. Plus they would probably go on another rampage and swing further to the right.

/tired explinitary and uncalled for rant

god I wish I had some chewits
(The Scone from U.N.C.L.E., Wed 19 Nov 2003, 20:36, archived)
# chewits!
mmmmmmmmmm
(I helped save b3ta! rogue Big knickers, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 20:39, archived)
# Fragmentation of Anglicanism?
Huge problem?

Who for exactly? :-)
(I helped save b3ta! High Lord Phanty, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 20:39, archived)
# well not for me personally
but it is a powerful organisation for control of various oppressed people. Stops them getting upperty - opiate of the masses. Plus with out the insane bits judeo-christian ideals of not killing, stealing etc. are a good bit - it's just when you use it to zeppelin people it gets silly.

Opal Fruits would be good too
(The Scone from U.N.C.L.E., Wed 19 Nov 2003, 20:41, archived)
# Pah! Too many big/clever words!
(I helped save b3ta! King Ralph is drunk, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 20:42, archived)
# Star something
these days
(I helped save b3ta! High Lord Phanty, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 20:43, archived)
# starcunts
that's what I call them

and that's why I'm not allowed in Woolworths

Fruit Pastilles (not gums) would rock
(The Scone from U.N.C.L.E., Wed 19 Nov 2003, 20:44, archived)
# fruit gums are evil
it's entirely possible to stick your mouth shut with them

*FACT*
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 20:47, archived)
# indeed
but Wine gums are superb
(The Scone from U.N.C.L.E., Wed 19 Nov 2003, 20:53, archived)
# seconded
and cherry drops
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 20:55, archived)
# are they the things that taste of soap powder?
if so I disagree

but american hard gums are good
(The Scone from U.N.C.L.E., Wed 19 Nov 2003, 20:57, archived)
# not sure
what soap powder tastes like
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 20:59, archived)
# you've not lived
'till you've gone non-bio
(The Scone from U.N.C.L.E., Wed 19 Nov 2003, 21:04, archived)
# it'd also stop charlie
getting at the throne.

but. in the end. what does it matter? religion is just a control structure anyway
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 20:41, archived)
# huh huh
you said troll
huh huh
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 20:42, archived)
# no i didn't
i said trol
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 20:46, archived)
# he did though
hehehehehe
(The Scone from U.N.C.L.E., Wed 19 Nov 2003, 20:47, archived)
# hehe
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 20:47, archived)
# indeed
though it does cheer people up alot, and science isn't inherantly better

until I get my flying car that is.
(The Scone from U.N.C.L.E., Wed 19 Nov 2003, 20:43, archived)
# true
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 20:44, archived)
# yay!
i gettit

have a woo!
(I helped save b3ta! viperrr mostly comes out at night, mostly, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 20:30, archived)
# I dont mind either
It doesnt look different, but one of the changes was to charles's face...
(I helped save b3ta! Blobcat Less Jaffacakes this year, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 20:31, archived)
# how do u...
make a flash cartoon with fireworks
(STINK_BOMB, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 20:23, archived)
# use
flash
(MnilinM, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 20:23, archived)
# but not fireworks...
honestly fireworks will hurt your pooter!
i know this to be 100% fact!
(I helped save b3ta! rogue Big knickers, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 20:27, archived)
# i 2nd that
with my terrible experiences
(MnilinM, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 20:27, archived)
# there is bangs and
smoke and everything!
stuck a catherine wheel in my cd drive once it's never been the same since!
(I helped save b3ta! rogue Big knickers, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 20:30, archived)
# larfed me arse off
so i did, best reply...ever
(I helped save b3ta! The Incredible... accident free since, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 20:36, archived)
# fank you!

(I helped save b3ta! rogue Big knickers, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 20:38, archived)
# stick them up your arse
and wait for the funny explosion
(I helped save b3ta! Scary Mary The D'oh Fairy, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 20:24, archived)
# hehe
(I helped save b3ta! Lethe is carrying a spade. SPANG., Wed 19 Nov 2003, 20:25, archived)
# ha ha ha
Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! King Ralph is drunk, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 20:28, archived)
# by reading the help files?
Honestly, i have no idea, sorry
(I helped save b3ta! ChaosTime The Fucking Moon Lord, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 20:24, archived)
# do you know
I haven't the least idea.

You might be better off googling for flash tutorial websites and asking them.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Phil Kitten, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 20:24, archived)
# www.flashkit.com
(MnilinM, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 20:25, archived)
# flash and fireworks
are two distinct programs. to make a flash animation, you need Flash(TM). i think.
(I helped save b3ta! freshlegs, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 20:25, archived)
# and to make fireworks
you need a small, isolated, wooden hut.
(I helped save b3ta! Mr Peet, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 20:27, archived)
# full of
japanese/chinese labourers
(I helped save b3ta! viperrr mostly comes out at night, mostly, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 20:28, archived)
# here you are dear
(I helped save b3ta! kikilookeylikey, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 20:29, archived)
# he is happy!

(I helped save b3ta! rogue Big knickers, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 20:30, archived)
# infact
i've not seen a happier blob
(I helped save b3ta! viperrr mostly comes out at night, mostly, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 20:31, archived)
# he sure is
i have decided my role in b3ta is to make fluffy and helpful paintmashes and sporadically post them. it is the greatest contribution i have ever made
(I helped save b3ta! kikilookeylikey, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 20:32, archived)
# you suck my dick! hahahahaha
no, really i don't actually know.. never used fireworks
(I helped save b3ta! Naive Amoeba Bored Cig, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 20:32, archived)
# make a gif
and use flash to convert it. or use flash and do the job properly.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 20:33, archived)
# Horny?
(byebye, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 20:21, archived)
# not any more
(Tvit, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 20:22, archived)
# agreed
(MnilinM, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 20:24, archived)
# i was going to say
'i am now' but to avoid seeming weird....

i concur!
(I helped save b3ta! viperrr mostly comes out at night, mostly, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 20:27, archived)
# Strangely
aluring.

Edit: I'm off! Drinking to be done, etc...
(I helped save b3ta! HP hasn't been here in aaaaaages, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 20:22, archived)
# ack!
so wrong!

nicely done though
(I helped save b3ta! MelbaToast, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 20:22, archived)
# yay
(I helped save b3ta! Scary Mary The D'oh Fairy, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 20:22, archived)
# grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
(I helped save b3ta! Bloody Student, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 20:22, archived)
# i so am!
mm... cow
(I helped save b3ta! Naive Amoeba Bored Cig, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 20:29, archived)
# If it has a smoking kills sticker on it - everyone will smoke them

(Tvit, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 20:13, archived)
# Blimey
I've made a terrible mistake.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Phil Kitten, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 20:13, archived)
# erm.....
.... pass
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 20:14, archived)
# you sound like my wife...
on our honeymoon.

edit: well played

edit edit: mr berlin, thanks. (really)
(b3rl1n, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 20:15, archived)
# Chalk ... Contains Less Tar
(b3rl1n, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 20:17, archived)
# yeah
I'll bet I do.

[edit]Mr virus, you are a gentleman.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Phil Kitten, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 20:21, archived)
# Beautiful edit
Well played

Have a cornflake
(I helped save b3ta! Bloody Student, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 20:22, archived)
# cheers!
*carefully adds drop of milk to cornflake, and enjoys*
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Phil Kitten, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 20:23, archived)
# hahaha
excellent play
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 20:24, archived)
# Can you resize that please!
/edit - see, much better now!
(I helped save b3ta! King Ralph is drunk, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 20:14, archived)
# arf, the sarcasm is strong with this one.
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 20:14, archived)
# Yes.
And now I am going to buy lots of cheap alcohol, woo!
(I helped save b3ta! King Ralph is drunk, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 20:15, archived)
# Cheap alcohol is the best
because you don't feel like you've wasted a lot of money when you puke it back up.
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 20:16, archived)
# and tastes the same
second time around
(I helped save b3ta! Mr Peet, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 20:17, archived)
# hehehe
i think it'd be funnier to use a cigarette as chalk though ;)

woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Naive Amoeba Bored Cig, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 20:14, archived)
# So the doctor turned to the patient and said...
"If this is my thermometer, where did I leave my pen?"
(b3rl1n, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 20:18, archived)
# I know someone who
went to the doctor and was told he had orange fever (a cross between yellow fever and scarlet fever possibly).

The doctor told him that the only way to test was to stick his thumb up my friends chocolate starfish.

So he let him.

And then told us.
(I helped save b3ta! Mr Peet, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 20:22, archived)
# Bet you could make a bomb selling them
(I helped save b3ta! HP hasn't been here in aaaaaages, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 20:16, archived)
# No you're thinking of semtex
;o)
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 20:17, archived)
# No, because
you would have sold it then.
(I helped save b3ta! xandmi, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 20:22, archived)
# Somehow I wanted Fat Boab to see this, but I can't seem to catch him on the board


...so I'll just post it anyway.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Phil Kitten, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 20:11, archived)
# Very good!
Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! King Ralph is drunk, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 20:12, archived)
# hehehe
nicely done!
(I helped save b3ta! Naive Amoeba Bored Cig, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 20:12, archived)
# i'd go and see that
yay
(I helped save b3ta! Roxy_Hart is so so old, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 20:13, archived)
# thats scarily well done
WOOO
(Tvit, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 20:13, archived)
# Gah!
"www.tomandphil.nildram.co.uk could not be found. Please check the name and try again."

Think demon and nildram must be having a tiff :(
(I helped save b3ta! matsimpsk, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 20:15, archived)
# oooh dearie...
:(
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Phil Kitten, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 20:21, archived)
# What the Dickens?
Woo Yay, Nice composition.
(I helped save b3ta! underneath the weeping willow, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 20:27, archived)
# huh

(Tvit, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 20:07, archived)
# yey pinky and the brain
(I helped save b3ta! ChaosTime The Fucking Moon Lord, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 20:07, archived)
# i love that show
(Tvit, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 20:07, archived)
# Balls!
Thought that was tomorrow!

/edit - ooo, haven't watched that for ages, used to love it!
(I helped save b3ta! King Ralph is drunk, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 20:07, archived)
# pinky and the brain it's pinky and the bra- oh...
oh.. i mean.. wooo!
(I helped save b3ta! Naive Amoeba Bored Cig, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 20:07, archived)
# Pinky and the bra
What a great mental image.
(I helped save b3ta! HP hasn't been here in aaaaaages, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 20:09, archived)
# *thinks*
*smiles*
(I helped save b3ta! King Ralph is drunk, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 20:10, archived)
# hehehe
"try to take over the tits"
(I helped save b3ta! Naive Amoeba Bored Cig, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 20:10, archived)
# Cripes, Brain, whaddaya wearin'?
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Phil Kitten, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 20:22, archived)
# I did a kinky and the blaine pic many moons ago
can't find it now though. shame. would have gone down a storm.

oh well, back to work
(I helped save b3ta! Bloody Student, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 20:29, archived)
# .
I'm the pitcher, You're the catcher!
(I helped save b3ta! id10ts WTF happened, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 20:30, archived)
# I spent an hour memorising the extended play
intro song to that show. It's a little hazy but I can probably still remember it.
(I helped save b3ta! Lethe is carrying a spade. SPANG., Wed 19 Nov 2003, 20:12, archived)
# I just googled for it :)
They're Pinky and The Brain
Yes, Pinky and The Brain
One is a genius
The other's insane.
They're laboratory mice
Their genes have been spliced
They're dinky
They're Pinky and The Brain, Brain, Brain, Brain
Brain, Brain, Brain, Brain
Brain.

Before each night is done
Their plan will be unfurled
By the dawning of the sun
They'll take over the world.

They're Pinky and The Brain
Yes, Pinky and The Brain
Their twilight campaign
Is easy to explain.
To prove their mousey worth
They'll overthrow the Earth
They're dinky
They're Pinky and The Brain, Brain, Brain, Brain
Brain, Brain, Brain, Brain
Narf!

----
Pinky, Are You Pondering What I'm Pondering?
I think so Brain, but how do we get the Spice Girls into the paella.
(I helped save b3ta! Hagbard ... it's been a long time., Wed 19 Nov 2003, 20:18, archived)
# Narf!
(I helped save b3ta! Lethe is carrying a spade. SPANG., Wed 19 Nov 2003, 20:23, archived)
# Well that leave the rest of the week free for b3ta antics.
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 20:08, archived)
# Less than four hours left.
Jump to it!
(I helped save b3ta! HP hasn't been here in aaaaaages, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 20:08, archived)
# is that
today or next week?
just so as i know to wear suitable clothing !
(I helped save b3ta! rogue Big knickers, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 20:09, archived)
# I thought that was every night.
woo pic :)
(I helped save b3ta! MelbaToast, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 20:09, archived)
# Are you
thinking what I'm thinking?
(b3rl1n, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 20:09, archived)
# i fink so brain
but where are we gonna get a tu-tu at this hour NARF!
(I helped save b3ta! The Incredible... accident free since, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 20:14, archived)
# yay
why oh why oh why am I listening to a remixed version of the Can Can?

edit: it's alright, it's agadoo now...
(I helped save b3ta! Roxy_Hart is so so old, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 20:09, archived)
# Agadoo?
So, that makes everything alright, does it?
(I helped save b3ta! HP hasn't been here in aaaaaages, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 20:21, archived)

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