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(, Sun 23 Nov 2003, 0:26, archived)
# heheh
class!

I don`t understand any of it! :-)


... oh and does anyone know where I can find an unadulterated pic of Chump? it`s for another lead balloon pic! ;-)
(, Sun 23 Nov 2003, 0:28, archived)
# the meme kit
link in faq
(, Sun 23 Nov 2003, 0:31, archived)
# ahh brilliant
was gonna check there next

ta!
(, Sun 23 Nov 2003, 0:32, archived)
# there's one on the b3ta kit somewhere
but just his head
(, Sun 23 Nov 2003, 0:31, archived)
# see
above ;-)

ta :-)
(, Sun 23 Nov 2003, 0:32, archived)
# the one in the kit is
as pure as they come, until we find the original costume
(, Sun 23 Nov 2003, 0:32, archived)
# and that's when the
real fun will begin
(, Sun 23 Nov 2003, 0:34, archived)
# Ooh, Ooh,
let me try it on first
(, Sun 23 Nov 2003, 0:35, archived)
# I e-mailed
them (the people who do the costumes) after a drunk night`s discussion on the board - they didn`t bloody reply to me!
(, Sun 23 Nov 2003, 0:55, archived)
# Interesting...
OK, I have no idea... but i have just watched the Incredibly Long Edition of The Two Towers, and enjoyed it immensly!
(, Sun 23 Nov 2003, 0:31, archived)
# he's a street cleaner..
(, Sun 23 Nov 2003, 0:33, archived)
# Ahh, I think the beer
has confuddled me!
(, Sun 23 Nov 2003, 0:34, archived)
# a couple of the new scenes are pretty good
but theres also a few sections of awful dialogue too
(, Sun 23 Nov 2003, 0:34, archived)
# It fleshes it out quite nicely though
especially the ending!
(, Sun 23 Nov 2003, 0:37, archived)
# aye, the ending does make more sense
but the bit where the trees kill the retreating orcs was just silly, even though it was in the book.
(, Sun 23 Nov 2003, 0:39, archived)
# I dunno
I thought it made perfect sense to have it in the film.
(, Sun 23 Nov 2003, 0:40, archived)
# Even with the extended scenes
they didn't really explain how the huorns trees were alive, and why they decided to go and massacre the orcs.
(, Sun 23 Nov 2003, 0:43, archived)
# magic mate
nuff said
(, Sun 23 Nov 2003, 0:44, archived)
# this
is true
(, Sun 23 Nov 2003, 0:44, archived)
# Becuase the orcs burnt Fangorn Forest
(, Sun 23 Nov 2003, 0:45, archived)
# .....
I'm just bitter due to the lack of Tom Bombadil
(, Sun 23 Nov 2003, 0:49, archived)
# Well yes...
but I did read somewhere that his storyline never really did anything, so a waste of space for the films.
(, Sun 23 Nov 2003, 0:54, archived)
# but he was the
jolliest fellow who ever did live.

I liked him.
(, Sun 23 Nov 2003, 0:56, archived)
# Oh well.
(, Sun 23 Nov 2003, 0:57, archived)
# STOP THE COMPO!
We have a winner.
(, Sun 23 Nov 2003, 0:32, archived)
# Woo
thank you all
(, Sun 23 Nov 2003, 0:35, archived)
# I see. Or rather I don't. Like the pic though.
Right well, I'm off now to go and watch the Bo Selecta DVD. Ta-ta.
(, Sun 23 Nov 2003, 0:37, archived)
# OBEY! OBEY! OBEY! OBEY! OBEY! OBEY! OBEY!
Flashing eyes turn me on.
(, Sun 23 Nov 2003, 0:23, archived)
# yes
master
(, Sun 23 Nov 2003, 0:24, archived)
# yay
for knight rider animals!
(, Sun 23 Nov 2003, 0:28, archived)
# RAH!
(, Sun 23 Nov 2003, 0:32, archived)
# fricking papparazzi
(, Sun 23 Nov 2003, 0:24, archived)
# yes
I will bring you more grass
(, Sun 23 Nov 2003, 0:24, archived)
# heheh
deer on grass
(, Sun 23 Nov 2003, 0:25, archived)
# Yes Yes I will get another beer....

(, Sun 23 Nov 2003, 0:25, archived)
# very woo

(, Sun 23 Nov 2003, 0:25, archived)
# Eep!
(, Sun 23 Nov 2003, 0:25, archived)
# a lot of pissing about that,
seeing as fireworks doesn't do lens flares
(, Sun 23 Nov 2003, 0:27, archived)
# It's a kind of
deery mindpiss, I suppose.
(, Sun 23 Nov 2003, 0:25, archived)
# Pfft
your tricksies will not work on me!
(, Sun 23 Nov 2003, 0:31, archived)
# Constable's bucolic classic "The Trampoline"

An old theme reprised

(, Sun 23 Nov 2003, 0:22, archived)
# I like that painting
and your pic makes me think of Watership Down the rock opera
(, Sun 23 Nov 2003, 0:23, archived)
# ooh
i've just seen a face in the trees behind the bunny/parsnip.
An oriental face.
(, Sun 23 Nov 2003, 0:24, archived)
# can you see?
(, Sun 23 Nov 2003, 0:34, archived)
# I thought
it had a beard
(, Sun 23 Nov 2003, 0:35, archived)
# Ah yes
It's a scary one of those scary Chinese Opera fellows.
They scare me, mostly because they are scary.
(, Sun 23 Nov 2003, 0:37, archived)
# yes like this

(, Sun 23 Nov 2003, 0:39, archived)
# that's more disturbing
in a Ronald McDonald way
(, Sun 23 Nov 2003, 0:51, archived)
# my eyes are playing tricks
I'm sure the tree behind the rabbit has a cock and balls in it
(, Sun 23 Nov 2003, 1:06, archived)
# oh dear
you've given me a grandiose idea. Do you think I'll be able to get Robbie Williams as Fiver?
(, Sun 23 Nov 2003, 0:27, archived)
# That
is very odd. In a kinda woo way
(, Sun 23 Nov 2003, 0:23, archived)
# bucolic plague?
Woo, btw...
(, Sun 23 Nov 2003, 0:23, archived)
# woo
that`s lovely!

edit: EH?!?!

that was a reply to Gracielou`s pic! what the hell?!


edit 2: but woo to the anim!
(, Sun 23 Nov 2003, 0:26, archived)
# All your replies are belong...
TO ME!
(, Sun 23 Nov 2003, 0:30, archived)
# Constable
was quite clearly a loon.
(, Sun 23 Nov 2003, 0:26, archived)
# I've finally got these brushes half figured out
(, Sun 23 Nov 2003, 0:19, archived)
# woo
that's excelent :-)
(, Sun 23 Nov 2003, 0:20, archived)
# `lo, berk!
my `puter broke last week...we had to update windows...yaaaaay! : 'p

hows things?
(, Sun 23 Nov 2003, 0:23, archived)
# lo
ahh, that's not good, yay for fixing it though.

i'm pretty good.

and you?
(, Sun 23 Nov 2003, 0:24, archived)
# meh.
you know how it is. life.


uurgle
(, Sun 23 Nov 2003, 0:38, archived)
# nice
idea
(, Sun 23 Nov 2003, 0:20, archived)
# aww.......
exquisite
(, Sun 23 Nov 2003, 0:21, archived)
# awww
will it plunge in, narcissus-stylee?
(, Sun 23 Nov 2003, 0:23, archived)
# For a moment
I thought that was one deer watching another drown.

Although, 'tis lovely.
(, Sun 23 Nov 2003, 0:23, archived)
# Evil fuckers,
deer.
(, Sun 23 Nov 2003, 0:24, archived)
# heh
so did i until you mentioned it..
(, Sun 23 Nov 2003, 0:26, archived)
# yay!
(, Sun 23 Nov 2003, 0:33, archived)
# that's rather lovely
tis rather indeed
(, Sun 23 Nov 2003, 0:35, archived)
# .
(, Sun 23 Nov 2003, 0:17, archived)
# that film confusticates me
so every time I see it I try to concentrate on a different tertiary plot-line
(, Sun 23 Nov 2003, 0:18, archived)
# that's funny
Woo
(, Sun 23 Nov 2003, 0:18, archived)
# you can't eat
a yoyo
(, Sun 23 Nov 2003, 0:19, archived)
# ahh, Just noticed you got the other 2 in
too :)
(, Sun 23 Nov 2003, 0:19, archived)
# Topical
and very Woo!
(, Sun 23 Nov 2003, 0:19, archived)
# oh my word
twice in each ear!
(, Sun 23 Nov 2003, 0:19, archived)
# Arf!
Ooooh, the punnage!
(, Sun 23 Nov 2003, 0:19, archived)
# i didn't bother watching it this time
because it made no sense the last time.

i am doomed to forever watch *** and under films. they are the only good ones.
(, Sun 23 Nov 2003, 0:20, archived)
# heh heh
that am rather uh huh
(, Sun 23 Nov 2003, 0:35, archived)
[challenge entry] Some people say that pets make good replacements for children

I disagree
(, Sun 23 Nov 2003, 0:12, archived)
# hahaha
and when they get there it's all "where are we? where are we? where are we?" ;)
(, Sun 23 Nov 2003, 0:13, archived)
# Yay!
(, Sun 23 Nov 2003, 0:14, archived)
# he he
super
(, Sun 23 Nov 2003, 0:18, archived)
# haha
super good !
(, Sun 23 Nov 2003, 1:03, archived)
# And it was told that Dr Kitteny Berk and whelkboy did play Photoshop tennis
(, Sun 23 Nov 2003, 0:10, archived)
# Coo, that's taking it's time
Have we managed to break Berk's host already?
(, Sun 23 Nov 2003, 0:12, archived)
# for some reason
it's cnuting about with permissions.

2 mins

edit: www.b3tathemovie.com/tennis%20gallery/ mirror if stapleballs no worky
(, Sun 23 Nov 2003, 0:12, archived)
# Breaking Things Can Be Easy
(, Sun 23 Nov 2003, 0:14, archived)
# yes
like people. they break
(, Sun 23 Nov 2003, 0:14, archived)
# whoever added the kittens in move 7
wins IMO
(, Sun 23 Nov 2003, 0:13, archived)
# i took
first move with headswap, you work it oot
(, Sun 23 Nov 2003, 0:15, archived)
# in that case i'm afraid i go for whelkboy
sorry
(, Sun 23 Nov 2003, 0:17, archived)
# hehe
furrynuff
(, Sun 23 Nov 2003, 0:18, archived)
# I must say though Berk,
adding the lake was a touch of pure genious.

Genious I say.
(, Sun 23 Nov 2003, 0:19, archived)
# i thankyou good sir
twas a most interesting match
(, Sun 23 Nov 2003, 0:21, archived)
# t'was indeed
and I look forward to the rematch!

but not tonight, eh? I'm a bit pissed now. Onto the Fosters!
(, Sun 23 Nov 2003, 0:24, archived)
# hehe
when you're back on a decent conenction i think :-)
(, Sun 23 Nov 2003, 0:25, archived)
# Yeah
I shall have to force my mate to get broadband.

And hey! I just thought of something fantastic! I originally brought my computer over to draw some icons for the software we're writing - and I ended up playing Photoshop tennis. Photoshop in work time!

I am truly a b3tan now.
(, Sun 23 Nov 2003, 0:29, archived)
# Have people started giving you strange looks
when you vent your frustration at something and end up yelling "Fucksocks!" at it?
(, Sun 23 Nov 2003, 0:36, archived)
# I do use many a b3ta word.
But people just think it's Steve being Steve.
(, Sun 23 Nov 2003, 0:39, archived)
# yes ii was torn between that and the catchphrase screen
so i let the kittens decide it
(, Sun 23 Nov 2003, 0:21, archived)
# Ta muchly.
*doffs imaginary hat*
(, Sun 23 Nov 2003, 0:25, archived)
# Is the line
"If in doubt, add Reverend Dan" written in the Photoshop Tennis rulebook?
(, Sun 23 Nov 2003, 0:21, archived)
# The shark was too obvious.
I contemplated a badger but then found a photo I took at the last b3ta bash.
(, Sun 23 Nov 2003, 0:30, archived)
# sorry about the gif, i hit the wrong bloody button


flava and the claw, what a diabollically good combination
(, Sun 23 Nov 2003, 0:02, archived)
# possibly the only tv show ever with a mechanical owl
great program
(, Sun 23 Nov 2003, 0:03, archived)
# he had a seed for any problem
it was always a dream of miune to get some of his seeds
(, Sun 23 Nov 2003, 0:05, archived)
# Mechanical owls - always a winning formula
Why do you hate motorways?
(, Sun 23 Nov 2003, 0:05, archived)
# >9 fucking hours to drive from manchester to brighton
average speed 29 Mph
(, Sun 23 Nov 2003, 0:06, archived)
# Bum clouds.
That's nasty.
(, Sun 23 Nov 2003, 0:09, archived)
# I love motorways.
Generally because I rarely drive on them outside the hours of 9pm-6am, and 110mph in the dark is always fun.
(, Sun 23 Nov 2003, 0:12, archived)
# When your car
has a top speed of about 55mph, they aren't fun.
(, Sun 23 Nov 2003, 0:15, archived)
# Do you drive
a Lada?
(, Sun 23 Nov 2003, 0:16, archived)
# Nah
Some pathetic little asthmatic Japanese hairdresser 4x4. You might have seen it in the carpark in work, it's the one that's dirtier than everything else in the entire carpark combined:

www.pritch.co.uk/photos/difflockoct2003/picture-011.html
(, Sun 23 Nov 2003, 0:18, archived)
# Hehe,
hairdresser as in powered by a hairdryer motor?
(, Sun 23 Nov 2003, 0:22, archived)
# Now, certainly
I very much doubt that any self respecting hairdresser would go near my car.
(, Sun 23 Nov 2003, 0:33, archived)
# yup... and all for a half hour interview
ahhh well
(, Sun 23 Nov 2003, 0:12, archived)
# I have no drink.
I have no drugs.
Goodnight.
(, Sun 23 Nov 2003, 0:06, archived)
# I've got some drugs, and I'll let you have a discount seeing as it's you.
I've got some A's, some P's and even some N's.
(, Sun 23 Nov 2003, 0:07, archived)
# I'd like a P, please,
Bob.
(, Sun 23 Nov 2003, 0:12, archived)
# yay!
(, Sun 23 Nov 2003, 0:14, archived)
# yay to you also
thats scary
(, Sun 23 Nov 2003, 0:15, archived)
# i combined
my favourite (greenclaws) and least favourite (grotbags) green childhood tv memories.
(, Sun 23 Nov 2003, 0:16, archived)
# I would
wouldn't you?
(, Sun 23 Nov 2003, 0:17, archived)
# plant a very special seed of my own?
(, Sun 23 Nov 2003, 0:17, archived)
# Don't
tempt me
(, Sun 23 Nov 2003, 0:19, archived)
# funnily enough I wouldn't
When I was a kid I was scared of Grotbags...

But then again I also had a phobia about vacuum cleaners. What a strange child.

(, Sun 23 Nov 2003, 5:08, archived)
[challenge entry] I found my replacement
(, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 23:59, archived)
# what type
of animal is that?
(, Sun 23 Nov 2003, 0:00, archived)
# I grew up with
pekingese dogs
(, Sun 23 Nov 2003, 0:02, archived)
# monghound
(, Sun 23 Nov 2003, 0:02, archived)
# does the head
revolve 360 degrees?

goodnight folks
(, Sun 23 Nov 2003, 0:00, archived)
# 240 degrees is about all
a chinese hunting dog can manage.
(, Sun 23 Nov 2003, 0:03, archived)
# Goodnight
I'll be up in a bit.
(, Sun 23 Nov 2003, 0:04, archived)
# my feet
should be warm by then ;)
(, Sun 23 Nov 2003, 0:05, archived)
# has anyone done level 16 on that dyson game in the newsletter?




woo
(, Sun 23 Nov 2003, 0:02, archived)
# nah
the game sucked.
(, Sun 23 Nov 2003, 0:03, archived)
# Yeah - need help?
(, Sun 23 Nov 2003, 0:13, archived)
# lawks almighty
donnie darko-esque
(, Sun 23 Nov 2003, 0:18, archived)
# Matthew Broderick is......
(, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 23:57, archived)
# *shudder*
TJ: awww
(, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 23:59, archived)
# detention is to clear up its shit.
(, Sun 23 Nov 2003, 0:01, archived)
# I only
got tatty a while ago still learning
(, Sun 23 Nov 2003, 0:04, archived)
# hehe
he wasn't criticising your' picture
(, Sun 23 Nov 2003, 0:30, archived)
# That's all well and good
but they still don't learn anything.
The sad fact is that with closing down the special schools and integrating these kids into the mainstream system along with the trouble makers, the kids aren't getting the help they need. Classroom assistants are thin on the ground in my school.
(, Sun 23 Nov 2003, 0:19, archived)
# that's some fine
pootling
(, Sun 23 Nov 2003, 0:00, archived)
# *retches*
does anyone have a linky to the munter source pic?
(, Sun 23 Nov 2003, 0:00, archived)
# shes on hot or not i believe
go search


she may also have been added to the kit last week i think
(, Sun 23 Nov 2003, 0:04, archived)
# its a SHE!
(, Sun 23 Nov 2003, 0:08, archived)
# Tef is.....
Matthew Broderick

(, Sun 23 Nov 2003, 0:01, archived)
# malkovich?
malkovich malkovich, malkovich malkovich malkovich malkovich.
(, Sun 23 Nov 2003, 0:03, archived)
# Mushroom!
Mushroom!
(, Sun 23 Nov 2003, 0:03, archived)
# Do you
want to play?
(, Sun 23 Nov 2003, 0:03, archived)
# After landing on Trafalgar Square
Gorlak spent three quarters of an hour looking for the guy he had to pay £24 to




PS. Nice to be back, haven't posted in a good two month.
(, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 23:48, archived)
# I don't understand
although the post does please me somewhat.
(, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 23:49, archived)
# i'd assume
congestion charge?
(, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 23:49, archived)
# it's from
Monopoly
(, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 23:50, archived)
# Aha.
Now it's clear.
(, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 23:51, archived)
# blimey thats actually very woo
(though having a large silver sports car in the background would've made it more obvious)
(, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 23:55, archived)
# or maybe
a giant silver hat... with rotating lights..


hmm.. i might get to animating that..
(, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 23:59, archived)
# That's knackered my chances of getting to bed tonight
I'm going to wait around until you do that, before going to work at 10:30 tomorrow morning.
(, Sun 23 Nov 2003, 0:01, archived)
# hmm
googling a pic of a giant silver hat: 3 hours
messing about with image-ready: 20 minutes
the finished product: timeless

?

well. i'll give it my best shot,its not as if i have a life to hold up or anything
(, Sun 23 Nov 2003, 0:03, archived)
# right
flash MX, and image ready are both being crap right now, i want to kill my stepbro for playing a game with the most annoying noises in the world (the game has about a 5 phrase speechbank on this level he has been playing for about 2 hours.. and the siren is REALLY pissing me off now...)

so the pic will have to wait

I FOUND A HAT THOUGH!!

just my tweening is messing about =(
(, Sun 23 Nov 2003, 0:29, archived)
# Well, that's just your own fault then.
You heard all the doom-mongering that's going on this week?
(, Sun 23 Nov 2003, 0:04, archived)
# Yup.
I'm actively looking for another job anyway.

Love my job, hate the company.

Anyway, I reckon my job's safe.
(, Sun 23 Nov 2003, 0:06, archived)
# Yup, me too.
That's the great thing about our employer - always things to go wrong.
(, Sun 23 Nov 2003, 0:10, archived)
# Mind you
their training budget seems to suggest they can afford to send me on a £4000 course.

Nokia or Marconi? That's a toughie.
(, Sun 23 Nov 2003, 0:13, archived)
# Ah, two other companies
tottering on the edge of bankruptcy, training a guy at another company tottering on the edge of bankruptcy...
(, Sun 23 Nov 2003, 0:15, archived)
# The irony
(, Sun 23 Nov 2003, 0:16, archived)
# Hahaha
I was thinking inflated alien parking charges.

But that's very woo!
(, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 23:55, archived)
# we got one of those little rubber aliens stuckto the ceiling
of our maths class room for two years... when it eventually came down it was because a chucked a shoe at it and knocked off a foot square piece of plaster

100% fact
(, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 23:49, archived)
# I chucked one at
the ceiling in the school corridor. It's still there after two years...
(, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 23:52, archived)
# don't throw a shoe at it!
(i had to pay fr the repair as welll... well they sent me a bill anyway)
(, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 23:53, archived)
# An alien landing in London will probably catch some nasty lurgi and die.
It'd be especially bad if he gets a cold, 'cause then he'd have a congestion charge as well.
(, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 23:51, archived)
# badum-
ti- on second thoughts.. no.
(, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 23:52, archived)
# london makes
you snot turn black. but, being an alien, he/she might already have black snot.
(, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 23:56, archived)
# It might even
turn its snot green
(, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 23:57, archived)
# Cutting rendering off the wall in certain areas of South Wales turns your snot black in minutes.
Whoever thought of mixing coal dust with the cement should have endured a slow, painful death.
(, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 23:58, archived)
# Well, with all that coal dust flying around,
I should imagine they did.
(, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 23:59, archived)
# Now you mention it
maybe wearing some sort of mask may have been in order whilst I attacked those walls with a jack hammer.

Ah well.
(, Sun 23 Nov 2003, 0:02, archived)
# My grandad died of having lungs full of coal dust
so if you want an example of a slow, painful death you might want to inflict on someone...
(, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 23:59, archived)
# My uncle's dad did too
your family may be entitled to some compensation.

/unusually helpful
(, Sun 23 Nov 2003, 0:11, archived)
# Already got it.
Took ten years after he died, mind.
(, Sun 23 Nov 2003, 0:12, archived)
# Eww.
I'm glad I avoid London whenever humanly possible.
(, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 23:58, archived)
# arf
have a tenuously related news story
(, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 23:54, archived)
# I like stories like that
helps put my life into perspective when I realise that the nuts that I work with in work aren't actually all that bad after all...
(, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 23:56, archived)
# hahaha
that's just far funnier than any of my posts could ever be...
(, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 23:57, archived)
# This is the thing about foreign people
They're all so amusing.
(, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 23:58, archived)
[challenge entry] Navy Seals
wouldn't be so intimidating
(, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 23:46, archived)
# oooooOOOOOooo
navy seals


/clerks
(, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 23:48, archived)
# *clap* *clap* *clap* *clap* *clap* *clap* *clap* *clap*
Unk!

Yay!
(, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 23:48, archived)
# Is that the...
SEAL OF APPROVAL ? (aaahahahahaa etc..)
(, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 23:50, archived)
# Not really
I just want some fish.
(, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 23:59, archived)
# ha ha ha
that is beautiful
(, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 23:48, archived)
# Where can you find pleasure, search the world for treasure,
learn science, technology?
Where can you begin to make your dreams all come true
on the land or on the sea?
Where can you learn to fly, play in sports or skindive,
study oceanography?
Sign up for the big band or sit in the grand stand
when your team and others meet.

If you like adventure don't you wait to enter
the recruiting office fast.
Don't you hesitate, there is no need to wait;
they're signing up new seamen fast.
Maybe you are too young to join up today
but don't you worry 'bout the thing
for I'm sure there will be always the good Navy
protecting the land and sea.
(, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 23:49, archived)
# yvan eht
nioj!!!!
(, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 23:49, archived)
# hehehe
(, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 23:57, archived)
# it's more of an aquamarine seal
I think :)
(, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 23:49, archived)
# Yay!
There's only one thing you can say to that:
Aye-Aye, Cap'n!
(, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 23:55, archived)
# yay!
and the hong kong phoey pic in your profile is genius! :)
(, Sun 23 Nov 2003, 0:12, archived)
# we just thought Susie looked like the mona lisa tonight so I made this

Edit: Susie has asked me to ask if anyone can pull that face known as 'King Lip', none of us here can.
(, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 23:36, archived)
# yay
lovely expression
what exactly does the 'king lip' involve?
(, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 23:37, archived)
# That am most woo
(, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 23:37, archived)
# Superb
better than this

(, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 23:39, archived)
# hahah!
That's great. So very very wrong. We love it here. We're all crowding round to view closer. wrongly wrong
(, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 23:41, archived)
# ha ha!
ha ha ha.
(, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 23:45, archived)
# i rather liked that one
grand expression
(, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 23:46, archived)
# not sure about the expression, but do you mean like the landlady
in Spaced?
(, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 23:42, archived)
# that's had us falling about that you said that.
You don't know how relevant a thing to say that is if you were round here. Very good!
I love the bit where that pill head's dancing to the phone ringing.
(, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 23:43, archived)
# if there's a few of you all together
this might go down well. I've got a dvd with it on that's much better quality :)

www.fnord.pwp.blueyonder.co.uk/F25Key-PaperRad.ram
(, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 23:48, archived)
# will have a look
....arse can't open it. :(
(, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 23:54, archived)
# I'll bring the dvd's when I come to Brighton
so you should get a chance to see it then :)
(, Sun 23 Nov 2003, 0:03, archived)
# jebus!
(, Sun 23 Nov 2003, 0:09, archived)
# hmm, half a smil
erm something something


I just farted and it stinks
(, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 23:44, archived)
#
(, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 23:44, archived)
# Rogan made this


...And I can gurn.
(, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 23:47, archived)
# it looks like
there's some cleavage examination going on there
(, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 23:49, archived)
# we've all done it
(, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 23:51, archived)
# i won't deny it
(, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 23:54, archived)
# i never looked! honest

i mean...oh shit...
(, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 23:51, archived)
# heh heh. i like that one too
(, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 23:52, archived)
# that is class!
who's that?
(, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 23:55, archived)
# Martin
(the guy who was pinging elastic bands on the back of his neck earlier, if that makes sense)
(, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 23:59, archived)
# that does
make sense, I'm disturbed to admit
(, Sun 23 Nov 2003, 0:02, archived)
# I got
the neck all wrong...
(, Sun 23 Nov 2003, 0:10, archived)
# What the watermelon
Is going on with the board tonight? I just dropped in to find a bunch of theadwastes.

Anyway, here's a sick pearoast to alleviate things. Night night.

(, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 23:29, archived)
# I thought
that was an off limits meme
or am I mistaken
(, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 23:30, archived)
# Oh fukc! I'm out of beer...
(, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 23:33, archived)
# i have no idea
you're better off asking the butler.
(, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 23:33, archived)
# it is
(, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 23:47, archived)
# says who? ;)
(, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 23:50, archived)
#
(, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 23:31, archived)
# shake
yo thang, banana!
(, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 23:38, archived)
# If we're playing that game
(, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 23:32, archived)
# i liked that
the first time and I still like it
:)
(, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 23:33, archived)
# Arf!
Was that ever FP'd? And if not, why not?
(, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 23:34, archived)
# Nah
It didn't tickle the fancy of Those That Decide.

It was only an experiment really, to see if I could remove the soldier from the pic and rebuild the background. Looks like I left a nasty smudge on the road, but I was pleased with the Humvee
(, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 23:39, archived)
# i've only got another 119.5mb
of your ps7 to download now

a fantastic feat for dial-up
(, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 23:43, archived)
# Hehe :)
Praise be to the British Telecom gods
(, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 23:45, archived)
# it's only taken me
the best part of 2 weeks to download the other 430mb...
(, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 23:46, archived)
# 430 meg?
PS7 is 120-odd megs..
(, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 23:47, archived)
# mac version
with all the bells and whistles
(, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 23:49, archived)
# 161 Meg
to be pedantic
(, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 23:49, archived)
# Prob
a cd image
(, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 23:52, archived)
# i could burn a copy of the CD and post it to you 2nd class


and i reckon it'd STILL arive quicker than downloading it
(, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 23:47, archived)
# ah but i'm in no rush
i have ps7 but the imageready in mine is borked so i'm nicking matsimpsk's
(, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 23:50, archived)
# If you'd reminded me
I could've brought it oop north last week :P
(, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 23:54, archived)
# if i'd have remembered to remind you
it would have been nothing short of a miracle
(, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 23:55, archived)
# Very nicely done
it was too!
(, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 23:43, archived)
# oh go on then
(, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 23:38, archived)
# flashing eyes


nngngngngggg
(, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 23:40, archived)
# oh I like that
nicely done
(, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 23:38, archived)
# To hell. Thankyou.
Queue ticket and other hell related posts:
(, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 23:32, archived)
# I don't think pearoasting will make them any happier
but it made me laugh anyway :)
(, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 23:35, archived)
# Repost


It's not mine, but good.
(, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 23:36, archived)
# it's not yours?
did you get permission? there might be bandwidth issues
(, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 23:37, archived)
# does he mind you using his bandwidth?
(, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 23:37, archived)
# oi you
read the faq
(, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 23:40, archived)
# Why are you intentionally
trying to wind us up?
(, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 23:44, archived)
# because he's a
silly chicken
(, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 23:45, archived)
# Misheard song title due to earache.
(, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 23:23, archived)
# Arf.
(, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 23:24, archived)
# rydw i'n hoffi caws.
(, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 23:27, archived)
# Un peint o cwrw,
os gwelech yn dda!
(, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 23:29, archived)
# IA! IA! CTHULHU FHTAGN!
PH'NGLUI MGLW'NAFH CTHULHU R'LYEH WGAH'NNAGL FHTAGN!
(, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 23:31, archived)
# I know "hoffech chi gael det?"
which I'm sure won't be on much use round here
(, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 23:36, archived)
# Native speaker,
are you?
(, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 23:37, archived)
# Only when I want to plunge humanity
into endless suffering and say hi to Nyarlathotep
(, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 23:42, archived)
# the side of the local spar has stickers in the window showing what they sell.
namely "VIDEO HIRE - WINES - BISCUITS - BEERS"

i just wondered how "biscuits" fitted into the "good night in".
(, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 23:32, archived)
# You dunk them
in your beer.
(, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 23:36, archived)
# Never!
What did she reply?
(, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 23:30, archived)
# Da iawn,
ble dych chi'n mynd?
(, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 23:40, archived)
# The little
minx.
(, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 23:42, archived)
# yay!
finally a pic and no more fucking threadwastes!

and a good one at that!
(, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 23:24, archived)
# you are kind
:)
(, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 23:29, archived)
# that hurts my head
woo
(, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 23:25, archived)
# I am sorry.
I feel like I have a yard of willow frond strung through my ears.

thanks for the woo :)
(, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 23:27, archived)
# don't apologise
i never apologise, i'm sorry but thats just the person I am
:)
(, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 23:29, archived)
#
My wife just wondered who you were.

:)
(, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 23:32, archived)
# ...um...
what did you say?

I feel like i'm in trouble
(, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 23:32, archived)
# I showed her your profile
and your colour scheme met with her approval.
(, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 23:34, archived)
# I'm glad
*waves at smudger's missus*
(, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 23:36, archived)
#
:-)

sorted
(, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 23:37, archived)
# Which is better
Guinness or Harp lager?
(, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 23:15, archived)
# What
(, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 23:16, archived)
# Are
(, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 23:16, archived)
#
(, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 23:16, archived)
#
(, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 23:17, archived)
# i'm going to bed now
i'm going to stay there until the world is a better place

night all :-)
(, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 23:22, archived)
# G'night!
I have to sort my teaching folder out tomorrow. :(

And do my laundry, shopping, and cleaning. Bleh.
(, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 23:23, archived)
# yowzers... tomorrow is only my day off for this week
and probably the next two ahh well
(, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 23:25, archived)
# Today has been my day of rest,
since i'm a lazy git and have done no work :(
(, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 23:32, archived)
# snap
(, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 23:37, archived)
# I GOT THE POWER
(, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 23:47, archived)
# And timmme won't take myyyyy loveeee
Awaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaayyyyeeeeeee!

Doodoodoodooddo doo dood oo doo doo doo doo

Yay for snap!
(, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 23:51, archived)
# remember to keep turning
you might get bed sores

good night
(, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 23:24, archived)
#
(, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 23:18, archived)
# That's hardly a reply
baby orangutan.
(, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 23:17, archived)
# it's hardly a question
(, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 23:17, archived)
# happy baby orangutan
(, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 23:17, archived)
# It's all that that question deserves
wanker.
(, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 23:18, archived)
# C.
NEXT!
(, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 23:16, archived)
# you're treading
on very thin ice young man.
(, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 23:16, archived)
# drown everyone
and start again.
(, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 23:17, archived)
# hahaha
hehe
(, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 23:18, archived)
# the
etch-a-sketch end of the world
(, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 23:18, archived)
# and god goes "nah, it's all shit"
(, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 23:19, archived)
# ?????
(, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 23:17, archived)
# there are only
15 threads on this page, so everytime you start a new one you push someone's lovely picture into the archive. that's why people prefer not to have too many texty threads at one time
(, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 23:18, archived)
#
New person. Please read our FAQ.
(, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 23:19, archived)
# balieys
(, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 23:16, archived)
# Stella!
I COULD'VE BEEN A CONTENDER! Instead of a bum, which is what I am!
(, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 23:16, archived)
#
(, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 23:20, archived)
# why does
that disturb me so?
(, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 23:20, archived)
# EXACTLY
(, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 23:21, archived)
# why does he have Bella Emburg's leg
attatched to his head?
It even still has a little shoe on the end.
(, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 23:23, archived)
# don't knock it
till you've tried it
(, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 23:25, archived)
# You know why,
and don't you deny it.
(, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 23:25, archived)
# Another forum I lurk on
has just discovered the church sign bandwagon. And in a fit of weirdness, I made this:



Apologies for awfulness... /me goes to hide in a corner
(, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 23:15, archived)
# i'll believe it when i see the gravestone
:D
(, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 23:16, archived)
# If life gives you lemons... RUN AWAY!
(, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 23:12, archived)
# loon
woo!
(, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 23:12, archived)
# it's all the hummus I can muster
I'm feeling particually drained today.
(, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 23:13, archived)
# Perhaps you have been to
the Abergavenny Lemon Sucking Contest.
(, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 23:15, archived)
# ha ha ha
loon

chilling title text as well :)
(, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 23:13, archived)
# ARRRRRRRRRRGHHHHHHHH!
They're going to eat me!
(, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 23:13, archived)
# VOTE LEMON
(, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 23:13, archived)
#
(, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 23:15, archived)
# 10/10
(, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 23:18, archived)
# i can't believe you've put a 10-second limit on re-voting

you utter bastard
(, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 23:21, archived)
# people were spazzing out over the purple weebl colour
and giving it thousands of hits. i want colour voting to be fair, goddamnit.
(, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 23:23, archived)
# I'M VOTING LEMON
(, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 23:25, archived)
#
You fucker :|
(, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 23:30, archived)
# i thought that said
VOMITING LEMON for a minute :)
(, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 23:32, archived)
# That am woo
yayness.
(, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 23:14, archived)
# did anyone just see that band
singing on Room 101? heh heh
(, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 23:10, archived)
# No.

NEXT!
(, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 23:11, archived)
# no
i've got no tv.

but that's another rant
(, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 23:11, archived)
# Yeah they were great
what were they called so I can buy the record?
(, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 23:11, archived)
# yes
the relevance?
(, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 23:12, archived)
# no
it wasn't them
(, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 23:13, archived)
# I must be
thinking of something else then
(, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 23:13, archived)
# Yes I did
and I suspect they studied at Oxford university.
(, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 23:13, archived)
# *Ahem*
Whats wrong with that?
(, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 23:48, archived)

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