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evenin.

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souljah, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 21:28, archived)

George Cleemur?

edit - how rude. woo!

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Or is it?, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 21:29, archived)

lol

it's me lemured and filtered up.

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souljah, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 21:32, archived)

well there's two of us who say "george clooney/lemur"

and only one "you/lemur"
majority rules

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Or is it?, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 21:33, archived)

i lose.

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souljah, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 21:36, archived)

i see...

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Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 21:37, archived)

with your

eyes?

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souljah, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 21:38, archived)

with my

reputation

(icedragon, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 21:40, archived)

no,

with my garden.

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Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 21:41, archived)

hello

george cloonemur.

(mixtapes, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 21:29, archived)

how do you people recognise him?

freaks.

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Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 21:38, archived)

Uberlurker with Maz Skills ahoy!

Hows things, Souljah?

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Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 21:29, archived)

not bad

mate, stupid pissing ntl is being crap, my 1mb has turned into slower than turd speeds, but apart from that pretty cool.

being harranged on msn by some crazy girl who fancies me and says she earns £3000 a month working on a stud farm. i'm in stitches.

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souljah, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 21:31, archived)

Sounds like

you're being baited.

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Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 21:34, archived)

lol.

oh yeah. but it's amusing anyway. lol she also said she's just come outta hospital falling off her horse. but now she has the flu but is going to work tonight so had to go. hahahahah.

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souljah, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 21:35, archived)

baited by a master?

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Or is it?, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 21:36, archived)

mmmm

maybe. lol.

maybe she's after a new stallion for her stud farm.

*oh dear can't believe i said that*

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souljah, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 21:39, archived)

At my school... some of the teahcers used to refer to themselves as "masters"...

...old fashioned place.

Anyway... I once had a real old-school guy trying to teach a not-very-interested class. We used to wind him up something rotten, and one day we were all being extremely unco-operative and not answering questions even when the answers were easy or obvious.

Eventually he snapped...

"you're all baiting me, for goodness sake!"

"stop this master-baiting immediately!"

Cue 20 teenagers falling off chairs in hysterical and disbelieving laughter for about 10 minutes.

My sides ached.

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chaotic_illuminator proud spacehopperist, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 21:41, archived)

hahaha.,

seat falling off lol nice one.

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souljah, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 21:43, archived)

Lemur It Lemur IT HARD!!!

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Goatpod, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 21:30, archived)

you are good at these.

woo yay and a houpla.

(yakmonkey, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 21:31, archived)

Yakmonkey

not had one of your great lemurshops for a while! Or have I missed them?

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Goatpod, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 21:36, archived)

Make it go away

(dontknow.net, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 21:31, archived)

shudder

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*lou, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 21:32, archived)

Its scary

But rather woo. =)

(nan-demo, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 21:53, archived)

just because...

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*lou, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 21:26, archived)

that tickled me

even before . . .ve maria

(mixtapes, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 21:27, archived)

haha

great!

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Or is it?, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 21:28, archived)

I need that.

I've just sat in the fucking freezing cold for 4 hours waiting for a fucking parcel that hasn't turned up. I have a spliting headache, I don't feel well, and life FUCKING sucks! Garr, I just want to curl up in a ditch and die.

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Lethe is carrying a spade. SPANG., Mon 15 Dec 2003, 21:28, archived)

Compo it.

(goat thinks you're shit, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 21:29, archived)

I don't like text only compos.

watermelon. I can't sleep either. Oh watermelon all this. I'm going to close my eyes, and count to ten, and then everything will be better. I really hate disappointment.

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Lethe is carrying a spade. SPANG., Mon 15 Dec 2003, 21:30, archived)

I believe it was Samuel Clements who said:

"When angry, count four.
When very angry, swear."

I suggest ringing up someone you don't like and cursing them. Like the parcel delivery company.

(goat thinks you're shit, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 21:33, archived)

Admit it

you had your head in the fridge, in an attempt to show people that you can really commit suicide like this.

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azerty, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 21:43, archived)

I had that problem earlier...

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Benny Tied To A Tree As much use as Anne Frank's drumkit, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 21:28, archived)

I never thought hymns could be sexy

until now....

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Dogtanian, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 21:28, archived)

Am I the only one who thought you said

hymen?

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Lethe is carrying a spade. SPANG., Mon 15 Dec 2003, 21:32, archived)

yes

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*lou, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 21:34, archived)

no.

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xandmi, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 21:35, archived)

Maybe.

No.

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Beve The Spaniard broke off his horse's head, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 10:53, archived)

Something About Miriam

I learnt a curious thing today. The tranny from the Sky TV fiasco previously starred in the Female or Shemale quiz.

Look at this photo:
media.guardian.co.uk/broadcast/story/0,7493,1074310,00.html

And then look at the 3rd face down on the left in the quiz:
www2.b3ta.com/femaleorshemale/

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rob, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 21:23, archived)

wow

crazy!

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Naive Amoeba Bored Cig, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 21:25, archived)

you made her a star

just another person to become famous from b3ta

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Or is it?, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 21:25, archived)

joel ... weebl... and some south american ladyboy

b3ta's power is HUGE

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rob, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 21:26, archived)

don't forget nicey

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Or is it?, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 21:27, archived)

south american ladyboy's power is HUGE too.

...sorry

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dogsbollocks, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 21:27, archived)

don't forget fnourd

on bbc 3

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lemony, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 21:27, archived)

forget?

he didn't tell me. What is he up to?

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rob, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 21:28, archived)

ranting about 24 as i recall

it was some time ago... possibly even back when it was bbc choice

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lemony, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 21:30, archived)

then there's me.

i'm on radio wales regularly.

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Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 21:29, archived)

and i'm a world-reknowned rock star

nothing to do with b3ta though - the shits

(vork and burlap, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 21:33, archived)

I was interviewed on Tokyo Morning radio

My fame knows no bounds... err.

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mnb098mnb used to be here, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 21:37, archived)

i was on channel four 2 weeks ago

mate of mine made a pr0n with his gf....

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Azra3l Lubrication Persuasion and Brute Force ™, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 21:33, archived)

It's a clear exponential growth pattern.

By the end of next year, every third b3tan will have appeared on national television.

(goat thinks you're shit, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 21:28, archived)

christ

if icould spot it from a pic they really should have been able to in person....

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Azra3l Lubrication Persuasion and Brute Force ™, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 21:25, archived)

they obviously didn't look for the adams apple

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Or is it?, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 21:26, archived)

thyroid chondroplasty fixes that....

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Azra3l Lubrication Persuasion and Brute Force ™, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 21:28, archived)

Azra3l

KNOWS.

(goat thinks you're shit, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 21:28, archived)

i work in a private medical centre

ive seen more sex changes than youve had hot dinners.....

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Azra3l Lubrication Persuasion and Brute Force ™, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 21:30, archived)

well watermelon my

giddy aunt roger...

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jme, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 21:25, archived)

B3ta - saving the internet from shagging shemales.

Just another service we provide to the community.

(goat thinks you're shit, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 21:25, archived)

how coincidental

(vork and burlap, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 21:27, archived)

You sure?

Can't quite see it meself.

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sp3ccylad carries on breathing all the way up to, say, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 21:27, archived)

yeah I'm sure

someone sent me a couple of links to a porn site writing about it. Er... I'm not posting them on the board tho.

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rob, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 21:31, archived)

Just tell me.

No-one will know.

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sp3ccylad carries on breathing all the way up to, say, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 21:42, archived)

curiouser and curiouser

the pic in the quiz is more manly though

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VampireMonkeyOnSpeed a super sexy sexual sex terrorist sex, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 21:27, archived)

stop me if you wanna get off

maybe one more and it'll be out of my system

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piss j bungle Board sick, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 21:17, archived)

hannibal?

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Azra3l Lubrication Persuasion and Brute Force ™, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 21:18, archived)

yeah

trying to make it harder
ooh!!! matron!

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piss j bungle Board sick, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 21:19, archived)

hannibal

*presses stop*

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lemony, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 21:18, archived)

hahah

I got it!

(mixtapes, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 21:18, archived)

haunted?

han + tit ?

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Or is it?, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 21:19, archived)

hansolonipple

Part 2

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crouchingbadger, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 21:23, archived)

The EU's proposed new bog signs

sorry for 3 things these are, crappyness possibly redex and that its probably been done before
(rehosted)

(Kazoooooooo, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 21:17, archived)

Redexing,

your host mustn't allow remote linking. Check out the faq for alternatives. Great pic though

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Dogtanian, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 21:19, archived)

thats weird, because my host always used to... evil not telling me bastards... *rambles*
better now?

(Kazoooooooo, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 21:20, archived)

try www.ukdragon.com/b3ta

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dogsbollocks, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 21:22, archived)

I can see it if I copy the url

into my browser, but not on b3ta

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Dogtanian, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 21:23, archived)

i tried that and i still can't see it

(DeviousMiscreant, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 21:24, archived)

i can see it

as well... confusing

(Kazoooooooo, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 21:25, archived)

Working now!

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Dogtanian, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 21:28, archived)

hehe

redexed, but a top image... fp material mesays

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Naive Amoeba Bored Cig, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 21:22, archived)

there it is!

woo!

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Or is it?, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 21:31, archived)

dontknow

...you called

(dontknow.net, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 21:32, archived)

whoops....

lol sorry

(Kazoooooooo, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 21:33, archived)

Of course, my Great-Grandfather's biographer was Beatrix Potter...

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sp3ccylad carries on breathing all the way up to, say, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 21:15, archived)

Which was nice

woo!

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Dogtanian, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 21:16, archived)

pffft!

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sp3ccylad carries on breathing all the way up to, say, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 21:17, archived)

Nice carrots.

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chaotic_illuminator proud spacehopperist, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 21:16, archived)

lovely stuff!

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Or is it?, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 21:17, archived)

You and your bloody name.

It's got me doubting my sanity. Or your sincerity.

Or summats.

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sp3ccylad carries on breathing all the way up to, say, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 21:19, archived)

I'm always sincere

except when i'm joking. and i try to make it obvious when i'm joking.

now your sanity, i can't say one way or the other

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Or is it?, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 21:21, archived)

It's just the

Or is it? that appears at the end looks... Oh, I've been there before, haven't I?

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sp3ccylad carries on breathing all the way up to, say, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 21:30, archived)

i do the website :)

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*lou, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 21:31, archived)

I likes him

....lots!

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robh, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 21:32, archived)

Since it's quiet

here's my new woo

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Dogtanian, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 21:13, archived)

i want to get away

i want to flyyyyyyyyyyyyyy away
yeah yeaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahh yeah

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edovan, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 21:17, archived)

shit song

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lemony, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 21:18, archived)

i've heard worse, but it's not a favourite of mine

it just came to my mind when i saw the pic, which is better than the song

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edovan, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 21:19, archived)

and conversely...

here's my new watermelon-off post!

(not directed at you - just showing it off)

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chaotic_illuminator proud spacehopperist, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 21:18, archived)

haha !

hot foamy vengence !

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Tedmus, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 21:19, archived)

FEAR MY FOAM

(vork and burlap, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 21:21, archived)

Hahahahahahaha!

SHEER Genius.

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dogsbollocks, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 21:21, archived)

Class in a glass

err..mug

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Dogtanian, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 21:22, archived)

I hope to use it in anger soon.

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chaotic_illuminator proud spacehopperist, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 21:28, archived)

very nice !

what programme was that ?

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Tedmus, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 21:18, archived)

Telebugs!

Sadly neglected and forgotten

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Dogtanian, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 21:19, archived)

fly away

who would win in a race? Flying Robots v. Tard Rocket

(Limpy713 Thu 21 Nov, 15:59, Tues 1 Oct, 05:22, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 21:40, archived)

Better its done twice than not at all I say....

(Al-a-tollah, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 21:03, archived)

ahahaha

ahahaha

(Spinkeh, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 21:04, archived)

Where's the rabbit?

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Sea Urchin Ceviche, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 21:05, archived)

took me a while to get that one

/not as big a geek as you may think

(vork and burlap, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 21:06, archived)

lies!

/goes back to work

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cwethan, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 21:15, archived)

gah!

you shit!

:)

(vork and burlap, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 21:18, archived)

Umm

I'm probably just being thick but WTF?!

Edit: Now informed so YAY!!

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Benny Tied To A Tree As much use as Anne Frank's drumkit, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 21:06, archived)

there is

no spoon

(Spinkeh, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 21:06, archived)

*CLINK*

That was the sound of the penny dropping. Macho Grassy Arse!!!

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Benny Tied To A Tree As much use as Anne Frank's drumkit, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 21:07, archived)

There is no spoon...

yes, yes i know, but i didn't make it

(DeviousMiscreant, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 21:07, archived)

it's been done, but never with such quality!

woo!

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Or is it?, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 21:07, archived)

1 YEAR 170 DAYS

8 MESSAGES???

bloody hell man you must be the king of lurkers!

ps. woo!

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Naive Amoeba Bored Cig, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 21:08, archived)

larf?

i nearly shat

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piss j bungle Board sick, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 21:14, archived)

Evening all! Been a while since I've been here.

All the others

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Naive Amoeba Bored Cig, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 21:02, archived)

well i enjoy it.

and as long as we're posting cartoons....

now up to episode 125

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Or is it?, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 21:09, archived)

they are radder than rad itself

hhaha #17 made me chortle

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Naive Amoeba Bored Cig, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 21:14, archived)

I LOVE IT!

Something like this actually happened to me at one time.

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Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 21:14, archived)

wow

comic of your life... man

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Naive Amoeba Bored Cig, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 21:19, archived)

well...

she hadn't killed anyone, but she had an incredibly jaded past which came up only after my being incredibly in love.

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Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 21:21, archived)

are you currently with her and have kids perchance?

usually the clichéd thingy

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Naive Amoeba Bored Cig, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 21:23, archived)

Oh no.. in the end she left and took all of the money and shit.

And her daughter, whom I helped raise and support.

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Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 21:26, archived)

:| oh..

sorry...

i'd give you a pat on the shoulder but there's the slight problem of distance

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Naive Amoeba Bored Cig, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 21:41, archived)

sounds rough

i keep wanting to make a comic of my one friend's life. he's horribly unlucky, and enjoys getting in awkward situations with girls. but then i realize, i'm already doing too many shite cartoons.

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Or is it?, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 21:23, archived)

your howard and peanut ones are very funny

but there's 125!?

wow

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Naive Amoeba Bored Cig, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 21:26, archived)

jadies and lentilmen

(mixtapes, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 20:57, archived)

That's mental is that

and totally woo

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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 20:58, archived)

heehee

first laugh of the evening :)

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Lora, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 20:58, archived)

lovely

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mnb098mnb used to be here, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 21:02, archived)

just

picked up your last 4rthur message , just how much do Getty sting you for?
I hardly ever use them nowadays anyway , get most of my stuff from other photo sites but it would be handy to know :)

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Tedmus, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 21:05, archived)

85 quid for unlimited rights to the cheaper photos

anything up to hundreds of pounds for the more expensive ones.

I suspect other sources are equally as expensive.

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mnb098mnb used to be here, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 21:08, archived)

they

tend to be forums that amateurs and pro photographers post pics onto mainly

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Tedmus, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 21:11, archived)

most of them should be fine then...

but still be careful.
i'd be interested to know your sources if they aren't a heavily guarded secret ;)

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mnb098mnb used to be here, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 21:17, archived)

your about tomorrow I'll point a few out mate , off in a mo

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Tedmus, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 21:20, archived)

mad.

woo.

(yakmonkey, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 21:06, archived)

Hey, it's "Tase T. Lentil."

I've met him before. He was nice.

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Sexy Picard 2000, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 21:16, archived)

wow

you have a great profile!

(mixtapes, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 21:18, archived)

Thanks.

(That's a pic of Pullman, Washington, USA in the profile. I live there, and the National Lentil Festival is located there. Very surreal event. Hence my earlier post.)

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Sexy Picard 2000, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 21:20, archived)

wow

i am impressed. . .for some reason. . .:)

(mixtapes, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 21:23, archived)

Tase T. Lentil

tends to have that effect on people. :-)

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Sexy Picard 2000, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 21:34, archived)

my new quiz

brought to you by:

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piss j bungle Board sick, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 20:55, archived)

Conan the barbarian!

Yay!

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dogsbollocks, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 20:56, archived)

what he said

(alexnessie \o/., Mon 15 Dec 2003, 20:57, archived)

winner lady the lift grizzly cunt? dumb film name if you ask me

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Or is it?, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 20:57, archived)

mmmm

sexy Iain.

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Lora, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 20:58, archived)

Ebony Humpers II

Do I win?

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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 21:03, archived)

Ooo err

(Just4Laughs, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 20:52, archived)

Ha ha ha

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King Ralph is drunk, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 20:53, archived)

It's true...

& they're gonna call it Ash-Lee
**silence**

(Just4Laughs, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 20:55, archived)

just to satisfy my own curiosity,

why did you put an "&" instead of typing "and"? the code takes more time and effort

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Or is it?, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 20:58, archived)

well

it was nice of him in some ways because when i see them i say ampersand to myself. And it's rather a nice word and so he's made my, and probably someone else's, evening.

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Lora, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 21:08, archived)

i say parentheses instead of brackets

i'm like that

(vork and burlap, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 21:10, archived)

weirdo

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Tedmus, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 21:16, archived)

so i keep being reminded...

(vork and burlap, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 21:19, archived)

probably

the fringe :)

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Tedmus, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 21:21, archived)

it's grown out now...

it drapes gracefully behind my ears

(vork and burlap, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 21:22, archived)

And I say ...

'octothorp' instead of #

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Don~Keyotey, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 21:31, archived)

b...b....b...b......

bertater !!

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Tedmus, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 20:57, archived)

god

I still say that occasionally.

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crouchingbadger, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 21:06, archived)

me too...

...sad isn't it ? ;)

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Tedmus, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 21:14, archived)

BudgeriGuard

(J R Hartley, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 20:44, archived)

Arf!

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King Ralph is drunk, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 20:45, archived)

oh the pun the pun of it all

isketch anyone?

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lemony, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 20:45, archived)

i might

be tempted

oh bugger it, go on then!

EDIT: it's not letting me on again :( bloody crap isketch server

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poshpaws, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 20:47, archived)

sorry

already had my 1 win tonight, don't want to be pushing it!

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Lora, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 20:49, archived)

I'm back over here too.

still 5 left in the room

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Claws of Doom I am no longer infected, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 20:51, archived)

is your real name Gwydion?!

I shall sponsor you, do I pay you at the time though? I've gone a bit overboard on Christmas shopping..

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Lora, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 20:55, archived)

i've never tried it

is it dial-up friendly?

(vork and burlap, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 20:51, archived)

isketch is very fun

it's not too bad. I remember barnesy tried it on dial up once and got very annoyed, but that was only because he was used to broadband and he couldn't win on dial up, haha.

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Lora, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 20:52, archived)

i have to play on dialup,

i can win sometimes.
but then, I rock.

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Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 20:54, archived)

i tried it a few times at home on dialup

it works, but it's kinda slow, and you're not as likely to be the first to answer

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Or is it?, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 20:53, archived)

BUT I MUST WIN

(vork and burlap, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 20:54, archived)

I laughed

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EvS, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 20:46, archived)

Gourd.

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Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 20:48, archived)

r
o
p a
e n

('Andeh', Mon 15 Dec 2003, 20:51, archived)

Fat Sid

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Mozer, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 20:38, archived)

Awww... poor Fat Sid,

although no one likes a fatty.

Probably GC but found this in a search for God's final message to his creation. The world seems to make sense now.

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Lazlo Woodbine Panowie!, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 20:42, archived)

went to france?

i say, the bigger the better.

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Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 20:43, archived)

you always say that.

(vork and burlap, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 20:45, archived)

and i'm always right.

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Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 20:47, archived)

can you die

by putting your headin a fridge?

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Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 20:42, archived)

Try it

and let us know if you die.

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King Ralph is drunk, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 20:43, archived)

will do.

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Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 20:44, archived)

Maybe...

...if it was a very hot fridge?

(tapeguy, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 20:43, archived)

depends how clumsily you do it

(vork and burlap, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 20:44, archived)

No....

hence why he was stupid maybe?

(

Mozer, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 20:44, archived)

Maybe its got a really heavy door

..........perhaps

(Nicky Nacky Noo... Scratch and Sniff Please, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 20:44, archived)

If the rest of you isn't attached to it,

perhaps.

(

Sexy Picard 2000, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 20:46, archived)

yes

if it's full of angry weasels.

(

Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 20:47, archived)

glad i got

a conclusive answer from you all.

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Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 20:49, archived)

no, it would not get cold enough

because the door would have to be open to get your head in. that would let the air circulate and continually warm up, and for the same reason, you wouldn't suffocate.
could you die with your head in a fridge? easily, but not from the cold or a laclkof air

(

Or is it?, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 20:52, archived)

hacker or spacker!

homepage.ntlworld.com/bumjuice_allen/Hacker%20or%20Spacker/hacker.htm

(loverpuff, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 20:34, archived)

does the

'b3ta presents:' at the top of that page give you a hint where it came from?

(

alistair, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 20:35, archived)

haha!

hahaha!

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mnb098mnb used to be here, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 20:36, archived)

this board makes me

laugh sometimes..

(

mnb098mnb used to be here, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 20:38, archived)

and other times

cry in despair?

(

Lora, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 20:40, archived)

it makes me sing and laugh and love.

(

Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 20:41, archived)

it reminds me that

no matter what i think, i'm not the biggest spacker alive

(vork and burlap, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 20:42, archived)

you are too quick to point and cry fool

I post it as the quiz is nolonger available on the b3ta site.

I simply post as I was rather pleased in finding it elsewhere.

(loverpuff, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 20:45, archived)

ahhh

how odd... why didn't you say so then

(

alistair, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 20:51, archived)

aah yes,

thank the lord for Sunshine Elephant.

(

Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 20:45, archived)

i had to share a bed with him.

(

Lora, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 20:49, archived)

haha!

hahahaha!

(

Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 20:50, archived)

I shared a sofa

with Ijon Tichy one night....

(

mnb098mnb used to be here, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 20:55, archived)

i've shared a car with supermoore for 4 hours

twice

(vork and burlap, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 20:57, archived)

i've shared a bed with him too!

He stole the duvet :(

(

Lora, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 20:59, archived)

i'm going to have 4 b3tans in my car on saturday

i'm not sure which to kill first

(vork and burlap, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 21:00, archived)

despite moving

so much quicker than it used to, i find it keeps me much less occupied. Which is a shame. The Rocky Horror Picture Show soundtrack makes me sing.

(

Lora, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 20:43, archived)

fast moving crap

(

Or is it?, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 20:45, archived)

that's what I tell

all the boys

(

Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 20:45, archived)

without meaning to sound

elitist or anti new people or anything like that, that is so very true.

(

Lora, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 20:46, archived)

i'm not anti-anybody

i'm just anti crap, and it just so happens to usually come from the new people.

(

Or is it?, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 20:47, archived)

When everyone first joins they post crap

(

mnb098mnb used to be here, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 20:51, archived)

The quality of pictures is much much higher

now than it used to be.
But I don't like the way it goes quickly nowadays.

(

mnb098mnb used to be here, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 20:50, archived)

yeah

you don't get the same feeling of community because there's no chance for conversation.

(

Lora, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 20:51, archived)

there's a lot more bashes though

things change and move on.
It's different now, I wouldn't say it's all bad.

(

mnb098mnb used to be here, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 20:53, archived)

hence me actually allowing people

to add me to their msn massager for conversation purposes

i only had 3 people on it about a month ago - i've got too many now

(vork and burlap, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 20:53, archived)

my msn list

has been full for over a year. I've had to delete so many people to make space for b3tans.

(

Lora, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 20:56, archived)

i keep getting

random people swearing at me

it's all quite silly

(vork and burlap, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 20:58, archived)

I rarely use MSN...

...but I think all the people who are on my list are b3tans!

(

chaotic_illuminator proud spacehopperist, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 20:59, archived)

i have many people blocked

as i'm an evil bastard

(vork and burlap, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 21:01, archived)

rose tint my world

keep me safe from my trouble and paaaaaa-iiiiiinnnnn!

(

Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 20:45, archived)

i do

like your profile!

(

Lora, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 20:47, archived)

It's great

Kia hiwa r?! Kia hiwa r?! E ng? atua, e ng? t?puna, e ng? tangata katoa o te Ao, t?n? koutou, t?n? koutou!

(

mnb098mnb used to be here, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 20:54, archived)

hahahaha

(

lo, the Greebo Warrior - Est. 2002, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 20:36, archived)

Don't mess, they've been a member for 33 years.

(

Cadmus has teh uplikn coeds at, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 20:36, archived)

how

the
fúck
?

(

lo, the Greebo Warrior - Est. 2002, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 20:37, archived)

now that's magic!

(

Or is it?, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 20:42, archived)

eh?

(

Laughing Boy, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 20:41, archived)

oh dear

i've just smiled for the first time in months

a curious feeling

(vork and burlap, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 20:37, archived)

no,

where!?

(

Or is it?, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 20:37, archived)

i'll have a spacker please

though i don't have the necessary inclination to click the link

(vork and burlap, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 20:36, archived)

Hmmmm

'a member for 33 years, 356 days, 20 hours, 36 minutes and 48 seconds
has posted 1 messages
has posted 0 answers'

methinks this is no normal member...

(

dogsbollocks, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 20:37, archived)

Argh!

It's the sex gnomes that frighten me.

(

Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 20:38, archived)

The only other person who's been here for 33 years

is Buttercup!

(

King Ralph is drunk, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 20:38, archived)

Infaaaaact

Coincidence? I think not.

(

dogsbollocks, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 20:38, archived)

thats just the time since the unix epoch

i think

(

lo, the Greebo Warrior - Est. 2002, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 20:39, archived)

I know this.

/jp

(

EvS, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 20:40, archived)

You're very much right...

(

dogsbollocks, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 20:42, archived)

they must have found a way

to override the default 'joined on' date in the database

(

lo, the Greebo Warrior - Est. 2002, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 20:38, archived)

Or it's Cal

since he has access to the database...and the amount of time here is EXACTLY the same as his...

(

dogsbollocks, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 20:39, archived)

I think certain types of date types start at 1970

So it's set to the default time (or lowest possible).

(

mnb098mnb used to be here, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 20:41, archived)

Random numbers in java too, I think.

(

EvS, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 20:42, archived)

either way

i don't think we'll be seeing any more posts from this user

(

Or is it?, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 20:43, archived)

tada!

(loverpuff, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 20:46, archived)

haha

my plan to get you to post again worked!

(

Or is it?, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 20:49, archived)

And it's fixed.

(

dogsbollocks, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 20:51, archived)

I'm glad you posted it coz

I'd not seen that one and it made me laff like a spacker.

(Nicky Nacky Noo... Scratch and Sniff Please, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 20:37, archived)

TJ: wallpaper versions of that thnigy i made down there

1280x1024
1024x768

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lemony, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 20:38, archived)

send it to these guys...

www.b3tanbackgrounds.blogspot.com/

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mnb098mnb used to be here, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 20:40, archived)

i used to have a few there, i think

but i started having too many, so i put them all together on my site instead

(

Or is it?, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 20:41, archived)

i've sent them

god knows if they want them though

(

lemony, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 20:45, archived)

they'll

put em up , misteralfie is a top dude !

(

Tedmus, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 20:52, archived)

thankee kindly

It shall take pride of place behind internet explorer on my monitor

(DeviousMiscreant, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 20:44, archived)

doffs cap

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lemony, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 20:46, archived)

Slightly less topical..

"The looks put him off, but she was a whizz in the kitchen.."

(kna has forgotten everything., Mon 15 Dec 2003, 20:34, archived)

ooh that goes with this...

(mixtapes, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 20:36, archived)

you Britishers with your dry wit. . .

(mixtapes, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 20:31, archived)

But

you need some obscure celebrity in it, and cartoon eyes.

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Sea Urchin Ceviche, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 20:35, archived)

true . . .

but my wit is wet as vermouth.

(mixtapes, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 20:38, archived)

shameless repost

God save the queen

(grrlatthrockshow, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 20:30, archived)

shameless threadjack

does anyone know where i can find a turorial on doing a text effect similar to that on the b3ta logo?

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lo, the Greebo Warrior - Est. 2002, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 20:32, archived)

Just create it and then

use a layer mask to delete bits I guess.

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King Ralph is drunk, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 20:32, archived)

i think you're about to be 20.

(

Lora, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 20:34, archived)

its actually about how long i've been a member here

me

and

me

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lo, the Greebo Warrior - Est. 2002, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 20:36, archived)

whateverrrrr

you just don't want to look silly ;)

(

Lora, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 20:38, archived)

shut up

i'm an older b3tan that you :p

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lo, the Greebo Warrior - Est. 2002, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 20:40, archived)

you're also taller and older than me.
That just means you have to buy me more drinks :)

(

Lora, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 20:41, archived)

( fnurk )

Fnurkus ARTvark TV new style

please comment...any reaction is suitable...
thnx for your continuing support...

(fnurkusartvark, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 20:29, archived)

continuing... support?

(vork and burlap, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 20:30, archived)

Well,

I did do nothing for the cause, it was my pleasure.

(ChimneySweep IS TWO PEOPLES!, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 20:31, archived)

i got the lovely embroidered canvas bag

and the automobile mug

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Or is it?, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 20:36, archived)

heheheheh

i like that line very much....

thank you again...

(fnurkusartvark, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 20:32, archived)

They should

make kids wallpaper with this on.

(Cussmeister, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 20:23, archived)

Read the FAQ

No porn

(Nicky Nacky Noo... Scratch and Sniff Please, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 20:25, archived)

;)

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dogsbollocks, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 20:26, archived)

Err

If you think that is porn, you need to get out more

(Cussmeister, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 20:26, archived)

Err

If you think that wasn't sarcastic at all, you need to get out more

(ChimneySweep IS TWO PEOPLES!, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 20:27, archived)

Shirley

he's being..sarcastic? ironic? You choose the word.

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dogsbollocks, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 20:27, archived)

oh dear oh dear

indeed

(Cussmeister, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 20:28, archived)

it's always fun

to use them interchangeably and get told off.

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Lora, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 20:29, archived)

but you can use ironic in place of sarchastic

sarchasm is a specific form of irony dealing with words. it's just the other that you migh thave problems with. especially with al the pedants on here

(

Or is it?, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 20:31, archived)

it's sarcastic, not sarchastic

(ChimneySweep IS TWO PEOPLES!, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 20:34, archived)

No it's sarchastic

Or is it? is never wrong!

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mnb098mnb used to be here, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 20:37, archived)

yeah

most people can't even tell the difference anyway. I enjoy telling my friends off for using random wrongly. These pedants are a terrible influence!

(

Lora, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 20:35, archived)

Dont call me

shirley, and yes I am serious.

Ahh the clasics

(Nicky Nacky Noo... Scratch and Sniff Please, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 20:29, archived)

like 10000 spoons, etc

(

Or is it?, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 20:29, archived)

porn?

(Corrupt, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 20:28, archived)

DONT YOU PEOPLE UNDERSTAND

sarcasm?

(sorry caps loCK HAS A LIFe of it's own)

(ChimneySweep IS TWO PEOPLES!, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 20:30, archived)

common

what the hell is an adolesent boy doing with a farm animal? Police enquiries have been started about less.... as i remember...

(Nicky Nacky Noo... Scratch and Sniff Please, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 20:31, archived)

dear oh dear

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mnb098mnb used to be here, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 20:25, archived)

You think that's bad?

On Captian Pugwash (the kids show), there are two characters called Seaman Stains and Master Bates lol

(Corrupt, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 20:34, archived)

Well,

as much as we'd all like to believe that myth, it isnt true....or are you being sarcastic and/or ironic?

(Cussmeister, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 20:36, archived)

hmm

or sarchastic for that matter

(qdamik, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 21:54, archived)

harrrr

so cute!

woo.

(

Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 20:46, archived)

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