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pippy is a truck, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 0:39, archived)

heh

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Roxy_Hart is so so old, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 0:40, archived)

gack

that's rather woo.

yay!

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 0:48, archived)

haha

nicely done!

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rogan, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 0:53, archived)

I've been feely a bity arty

so i give you... Sad Domo in Rain

(Icedude DOPEFISH LIVES, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 0:38, archived)

hahahah

eat at Spong's!

huzzah for comedy bars.

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 0:40, archived)

GET YOUR HANDS OFF OF MY MOTHER, WOMAN FUUUCKER.

(goat thinks you're shit, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 0:40, archived)

sirsandgoblin bought the "diff'rent darkness" single today

evil, apparently

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_null_, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 0:41, archived)

gah! the darkness are a bunch of cúnts

i cant stand the fuckers

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lo, the Greebo Warrior - Est. 2002, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 0:42, archived)

I dunno...

Maybe you should keep your DOmo fantasy wanks to yourself*

*I am KIDDING, this is AWESOME!

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Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 0:40, archived)

wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 0:37, archived)

that is

trick.

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alistair, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 0:38, archived)

meerCATS?

woo in hats

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0800221155 Coldseal windows, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 0:39, archived)

it looks like they're going backwards....

WOO!

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lo, the Greebo Warrior - Est. 2002, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 0:39, archived)

its great,

you can blink and make them change direction

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Reverend Dan, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 0:40, archived)

Good God

That actually worked! Freaky.

(BlackCat, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 0:45, archived)

like this one:

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 0:48, archived)

that's just fucked me right up

(vork and burlap, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 0:51, archived)

So so jealous!

I want a fez and a scooter!

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Roxy_Hart is so so old, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 0:39, archived)

as do I!

..though I'd look ridiculous, rather than cute.

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 0:40, archived)

ahem:

www.mcphee.com

You can probably get BOTH of those there.

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Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 0:42, archived)

that's wonderful!

haha i love autocomplete... first suggested topic: 'that's a platypus,'

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kikilookeylikey, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 0:40, archived)

yes

yes it is.
;p

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 0:44, archived)

yay

love the hats

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pippy is a truck, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 0:40, archived)

yaaaaay!

superb :)

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eclectech is older but no wiser, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 0:40, archived)

aww

thanks.

..my first meerkat pic, and my first animals-in-an-unlikely-mode-of-transport-against-a-blurred-background pic...!

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 0:44, archived)

is it a repost?

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alistair, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 0:45, archived)

nope

though I did post a jpeg when I was in the middle of animating it yesterday, as the Saddam bandwagon was boring the piss out of me.

www.b3ta.com/board/2493725

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 0:49, archived)

it's quite delightful...

more! more!

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eclectech is older but no wiser, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 0:48, archived)

not that great...

(Philosophacles Now is my chance to be funny, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 0:28, archived)

but

not all that bad

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Roxy_Hart is so so old, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 0:29, archived)

maybe...

i shall continue my animation

(Philosophacles Now is my chance to be funny, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 0:30, archived)

ooh

*on edge of seat*

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Roxy_Hart is so so old, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 0:31, archived)

*kicks chair leg*

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Reverend Dan, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 0:37, archived)

I hope you hurt your foot

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Roxy_Hart is so so old, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 0:37, archived)

sorry to bother you but...

there's a spelling error in your profile

(it does say any problems then tell you, so i'm not being uber-pedantic)

/slightly pedant

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viperrr mostly comes out at night, mostly, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 0:40, archived)

tell me where

and i shall alter

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Roxy_Hart is so so old, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 0:41, archived)

in the

factette thingy it reads "fromula" not "formula" when referring to the shoe makers car

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viperrr mostly comes out at night, mostly, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 0:44, archived)

thanks. I couldn't see it no matter how much i read it...changed now

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Roxy_Hart is so so old, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 0:49, archived)

no probs!

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viperrr mostly comes out at night, mostly, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 0:50, archived)

fromula

although technically a typographical error rather than spelling mistake

/pedant

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||lll||ll||lll|| ||lll||ll||lll||, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 0:45, archived)

yet

the spelling is still incorrect, so surely it is both a typo and a spelling mistake?

i feel we are looking too deeply into this

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viperrr mostly comes out at night, mostly, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 0:49, archived)

i reckon

that it's prob'ly fromula rather than the generally accepted formula in the michael schumacher factette
[edit]ok, so a couple of other slightly less tipsy pedants beat me to it. waddayagonnadoaboudit?

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atomboy, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 0:45, archived)

not really

*limps away nonchalantly*

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Reverend Dan, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 0:40, archived)

do so

indeed

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viperrr mostly comes out at night, mostly, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 0:31, archived)

EMBOSS IT

EMBOSS IT HARD

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_null_, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 0:30, archived)

*embosses*

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King Ralph is drunk, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 0:31, archived)

get your hands away from there.

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_null_, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 0:31, archived)

'get your hands of my there motherfucker'

sorry

(Cockfosters!, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 0:37, archived)

*nngghhhhhhgggn*

...phew, that's a relief

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 0:31, archived)

I dunno...

Maybe you should keep your "Fear Wanking fantasies" to yourself.

I'm such a shit stirrer

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Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 0:32, archived)

in contrast, this is fucking awful

name the band

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e.parsley, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 0:32, archived)

beejees

(Cockfosters!, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 0:33, archived)

That's just funny in it's own right

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Cadmus has teh uplikn coeds at, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 0:33, archived)

voice of the beehive

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alistair, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 0:33, archived)

yay

give that man a banana

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e.parsley, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 0:34, archived)

hold on

i've got a few here

(vork and burlap, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 0:36, archived)

moc

moc a moc

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||lll||ll||lll|| ||lll||ll||lll||, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 0:37, archived)

www.b3ta.com/board/2498674

(vork and burlap, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 0:39, archived)

mnnn

custard

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||lll||ll||lll|| ||lll||ll||lll||, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 0:41, archived)

gimme gimme

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alistair, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 0:39, archived)

Give that man a coconut

we will supply coconuts within a reasonable time frame

(Inspector_Bumhat http://hurled.blogspot.com/, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 0:40, archived)

the

Hives?

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Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 0:33, archived)

cuntface

/assumes 'Baz' duties

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lo, the Greebo Warrior - Est. 2002, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 0:34, archived)

ooh

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e.parsley, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 0:35, archived)

I thought that

was MY FUCKING job?

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Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 0:36, archived)

cock off

its my cunting turn

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lo, the Greebo Warrior - Est. 2002, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 0:36, archived)

cockbadger!

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Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 0:39, archived)

wankstrel

www.stickitupyourarse.com

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lo, the Greebo Warrior - Est. 2002, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 0:40, archived)

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA...

minger.

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Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 0:51, archived)

hehehe

i quite like that!

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viperrr mostly comes out at night, mostly, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 0:34, archived)

Oh my

I love that!

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Roxy_Hart is so so old, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 0:34, archived)

whoop de

fuckin' doo!

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The Neville What what what, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 0:23, archived)

good

plan!

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rogan, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 0:24, archived)

proper crimbo

(Inspector_Bumhat http://hurled.blogspot.com/, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 0:28, archived)

He he he

did you just watch the "making of" thing? I saw the bit with Elton bumming all the crew members, 'twas truly random

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The Neville What what what, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 0:30, archived)

Yep

But i now cant get it out of my head.

Arrrrggggg its not even a good video.

So exited you might wee, proper crimbo, proper crimbo.

Please, kill me now.

I've just done a little sex wee.

(Inspector_Bumhat http://hurled.blogspot.com/, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 0:33, archived)

too true

it should be ace, but just sucks big dogs cocks.
great tvgohome name, by the way

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atomboy, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 0:35, archived)

Thanks

but weebls new salute to the genius of brooker is far superior.

BUMHATS! classic

(Inspector_Bumhat http://hurled.blogspot.com/, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 0:37, archived)

please

don't tell me you'vebeen here all night.
rogan too. I've just been restrained by my brother-in-law from glassing either or both of the hamiltons, and you guys are stil here, 8 hours after I last checked in?! shocker!

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atomboy, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 0:34, archived)

Ive been to work and have done things in the world "outside". Its a strange place, and I dont want to go back there...

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The Neville What what what, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 0:37, archived)

too.
it is a strange, nasty and smelly place

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atomboy, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 0:47, archived)

stick it up your arse

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lo, the Greebo Warrior - Est. 2002, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 0:35, archived)

Now

now

(Inspector_Bumhat http://hurled.blogspot.com/, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 0:36, archived)

sorry* but its part of my temporary role

*no i'm not, shitface

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lo, the Greebo Warrior - Est. 2002, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 0:37, archived)

Really?

I have jam in mine.

O yes

/death

(Inspector_Bumhat http://hurled.blogspot.com/, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 0:41, archived)

Mmm,

we all like to chew on a few sweetmeats.

(goat thinks you're shit, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 0:24, archived)

Sounds like a plan to me!

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King Ralph is drunk, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 0:24, archived)

he's too skinny to be doing that...

there was a person at the company I used to work for who did something similar. They had a gym with showers there, so he just slept in his cubicle

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kitty meow meow, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 0:24, archived)

one of the music teachers at

the school i went to lived in the school for over a week before being found out

(vork and burlap, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 0:25, archived)

how did they find out?

(Cockfosters!, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 0:26, archived)

with Science

(The Scone from U.N.C.L.E., Tue 16 Dec 2003, 0:28, archived)

yeah he does have quite a good sense of smell

(Cockfosters!, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 0:29, archived)

more specifically, Astronomy

(vork and burlap, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 0:30, archived)

the most duplicitous or all the works

(The Scone from U.N.C.L.E., Tue 16 Dec 2003, 0:31, archived)

Part of the degree I intend to take is in astronomy.

I'll know all your secrets.

(goat thinks you're shit, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 0:33, archived)

really

so- where is she then? The BItch aint getting free untill they pay the cash. You don't know where she is - you're just trying to make me freak - I know you nark.

(The Scone from U.N.C.L.E., Tue 16 Dec 2003, 0:35, archived)

I WILL know all your secrets,

I don't now.

Why should I care what you've done with Judith Chalmers?

(goat thinks you're shit, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 0:36, archived)

you'll want to know

oh yes, you will want to know

(The Scone from U.N.C.L.E., Tue 16 Dec 2003, 0:38, archived)

i won Quote Of The Day™ today among my band members

on the way home from the studio our singer asked 'are we giong the right way?'

i pointed to the north star and loudly stated "BY THE POWER OF ASTRONOMY, THAT WAY IS NORTH"

there wasn't much competition today, as you can tell

(vork and burlap, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 0:34, archived)

I can never find the north star.

Stupid light pollution makes it too hard to spot.

(goat thinks you're shit, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 0:35, archived)

it was easy

we were in the middle of nowhere and in the only car we could see on the motorway

stars galore

(vork and burlap, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 0:37, archived)

he came out of the showers at the swimming pool

and when questioned he said he went for an early morning swim before the day started - he was then led to the pool which currently being cleaned

he then cracked and told all

(vork and burlap, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 0:29, archived)

Teachers

are supposed to keep confidential secrets about pupils ("you can tell me anything") and this guy cracks under no pressure whatsoever. What a chump, you'd think he's at least flip out and kill a few people first

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||lll||ll||lll|| ||lll||ll||lll||, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 0:31, archived)

he looked like tarzan

tarzan in a shirt

(vork and burlap, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 0:32, archived)

one of my teachers got fired

he was the hitler of school teachers...
he now drives cabs, the other day we got a cab to maccy ds he was drving.. we really annoyed him

(Cockfosters!, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 0:31, archived)

you got a cab to mcdonalds?

classy.

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Reverend Dan, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 0:32, archived)

he just enjoys the thrill of the drive through

(vork and burlap, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 0:35, archived)

yeah well we had 20 mins till the next exam

and wee needed food in a hurry.
We sat outside school eating it.. the amount of people that walked past and asked 'is that a mcdonalds?' damn morons

we gave him 50p to wait outside while we bought it

(Cockfosters!, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 0:36, archived)

pah.

drive your own fucking car.

as the year progressed, the 6th form common room slowly filled with mcdonalds wrappers. then the next year, none, building up to a crescendo of abandoned mcflurries. and so on.

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_null_, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 0:37, archived)

yeah ill drive my own car

my invisible car. And if i get pulled over i'll show the police guy my invisible driving lisence, and invisible driving document thingys

(Cockfosters!, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 0:39, archived)

sorry,

you can't build up to a crescendo. crescendo means 'building up'. nice story though :¬)

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Reverend Dan, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 0:42, archived)

you got a cab to get a buger?

would it have been better to spend the combined money on real food?

(The Scone from U.N.C.L.E., Tue 16 Dec 2003, 0:33, archived)

get a cab to get a bugger?

yup, less consipcious than driving to the brothel in your own car.

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_null_, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 0:34, archived)

plus

it's tax exempt

(The Scone from U.N.C.L.E., Tue 16 Dec 2003, 0:36, archived)

this guy was there for a few months, I think

he got fired after a few warnings, but he must have saved a lot of money doing that...especially since these were the days of free dinners at the cafeteria if you were there that late, and free pastries and cookies and juice

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kitty meow meow, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 0:27, archived)

first thing every morning

he crawls out over someone else's cubicle and purges the whole bloody lot.

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 0:26, archived)

hahaha

hahahahahahaha i love andy

(Cockfosters!, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 0:25, archived)

yay

aren't sweetmeats sort of like offal?
or am I confused

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Roxy_Hart is so so old, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 0:25, archived)

a little

..sweetmeats aren't meat, they're pastries (or confectionary);
but sweetbreads aren't bread, they're offal.

I never understood that either...

but English is one of the stupidest languages in the world.

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 0:27, archived)

that's it

i'm confusing them with sweetbreads

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Roxy_Hart is so so old, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 0:28, archived)

Aren't sweetbreads testicles?

(goat thinks you're shit, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 0:31, archived)

lambs testicles

i think

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Roxy_Hart is so so old, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 0:32, archived)

they're simply offal

bits and pieces I wouldn't touch even if I ate meat...!

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 0:33, archived)

what d'you think of them there sweet breads?

oi loikes 'em!

and oi do!

/fast show

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kikilookeylikey, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 0:37, archived)

bollocks

they're not just offal. they are bollocks (lambs or calves, traditionally (says traditionally only 'cos never tasted/been offered pork or other). offal is the bits with tixins in like kidneys, liver and brains all minced up and disgusting

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atomboy, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 1:03, archived)

it may be a stupid language

but we're great at swearing.

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Reverend Dan, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 0:29, archived)

don't be stuppid

fucknut

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Roxy_Hart is so so old, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 0:30, archived)

heheh

I think b3tans are more creative than most in that respect.

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 0:31, archived)

too cunting right

(vork and burlap, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 0:31, archived)

It's the way you can abuse the language,

but still keep it making sense. Like shitebugling wankstamper. It makes no sense, but you know it's offensive.

(goat thinks you're shit, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 0:32, archived)

*blush*

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 0:34, archived)

the most beautiful example being

roger's profanisaurus

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Reverend Dan, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 0:34, archived)

*files for future use*

:)

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spiny - things are looking up, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 0:49, archived)

and why not...

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eclectech is older but no wiser, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 0:25, archived)

Yay for Andy!

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Batshitmentalist is sane for once, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 0:25, archived)

if they've all left

why does he need to hide?

also he'd be much better under the floor.

/pedant

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alistair, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 0:26, archived)

he's not hiding

he just likes it up there

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The Neville What what what, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 0:27, archived)

makes sense i suppose

all the cables and things..

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alistair, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 0:28, archived)

plus

he doesn't like the security guard

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Roxy_Hart is so so old, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 0:28, archived)

what's wrong with bob?

he's alright.. apart form the smell obviously

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alistair, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 0:32, archived)

Bob

has an evil streak
He's a hardass with a heart of gold

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Roxy_Hart is so so old, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 0:37, archived)

fantastic

the pills I take of an evening are now orange flavoured - it's rather lovely

edit: I ment fantastic to the pic

(The Scone from U.N.C.L.E., Tue 16 Dec 2003, 0:27, archived)

i bet they are not as lovely

as super ted chewable vitamin c tablets, however

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kikilookeylikey, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 0:31, archived)

I don't know of these

super ted pills of which you speak

(The Scone from U.N.C.L.E., Tue 16 Dec 2003, 0:34, archived)

i think they may now be the stuff of dreams

but i remember them clearly from my youth (which frankly wasn't all that long ago, so perhaps they're still around)

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kikilookeylikey, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 0:38, archived)

Ta'ra Chucks

(i'm off to bed)

(Bushboy, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 0:23, archived)

My mate's mum

looks a lot like cilla. We hardly ever comment on that fact and also rarely make cheap gags about it.

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||lll||ll||lll|| ||lll||ll||lll||, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 0:26, archived)

And Up... And Down...

(Bushboy, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 0:19, archived)

that's great

woo you

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Roxy_Hart is so so old, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 0:21, archived)

Oh dear God

I now have the vengaboys stuck in my head

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Cadmus has teh uplikn coeds at, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 0:21, archived)

Nooooooooooo

Thanks, now I have too. Bastard.

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King Ralph is drunk, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 0:22, archived)

There's

a cure for that

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Spherix What, with these feet?, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 0:32, archived)

quick!

blow your brains out!

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rogan, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 0:23, archived)

whoa! were going to ibiza

whoa! back to the island

The venga bus is coming
And everybodys jumping
New york to sanfracisco
an intercity disco..
i know the rest but too lazy

(Cockfosters!, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 0:24, archived)

Argh! Argh!

AAARRRGGGHHH!!!

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King Ralph is drunk, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 0:25, archived)

i even have a tape

want a copy?

(Cockfosters!, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 0:25, archived)

No.

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King Ralph is drunk, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 0:27, archived)

mmm

woo i like that

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0800221155 Coldseal windows, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 0:21, archived)

Woo, nice!

Motherfucker! 2 and a half million posts!

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King Ralph is drunk, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 0:22, archived)

yay

cartoonimationary goodness!

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viperrr mostly comes out at night, mostly, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 0:22, archived)

wibbbbbly

bloingidy woo

(The Scone from U.N.C.L.E., Tue 16 Dec 2003, 0:23, archived)

's that scalextric?

woo! etc

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e.parsley, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 0:23, archived)

scalectrix indeed

...

(Bushboy, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 0:24, archived)

aww

paint kitty!

woo.

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 0:25, archived)

yay for kittens

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kitty meow meow, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 0:25, archived)

Shelby: a pillar of the community

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TooMuch2AM, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 0:16, archived)

i hope

that leaf is attached to something

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0800221155 Coldseal windows, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 0:17, archived)

its one of them new fangled interstellar floating leaves

(Cockfosters!, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 0:18, archived)

Kangaroos.

(goat thinks you're shit, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 0:20, archived)

ooh magical leaf

nice

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Roxy_Hart is so so old, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 0:19, archived)

Sorry to ruin it

but the stem is in the background, behind the leaf

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TooMuch2AM, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 0:20, archived)

you lie

you're just a big fat liar sweetie

congrats on the job front

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Roxy_Hart is so so old, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 0:21, archived)

I'm too fluffy to lie!

See Here!

EDIT: Thanks! ;o)

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TooMuch2AM, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 0:25, archived)

yay, floatyness!

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viperrr mostly comes out at night, mostly, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 0:20, archived)

Fixed that little

2.5 millionth post celebration thingy, by the way.

Sorry it was such a wet squib.

www.b3ta.com/board/2500000

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Lazlo Woodbine Panowie!, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 0:21, archived)

I just get

sql errors

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Roxy_Hart is so so old, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 0:23, archived)

Try now.

Added an extra zero by mistake. Oops

(

Lazlo Woodbine Panowie!, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 0:23, archived)

yay!

(

Roxy_Hart is so so old, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 0:26, archived)

yay!

that's very restful :)

(

rogan, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 0:22, archived)

yaaaaay!

lovely :)

(

eclectech is older but no wiser, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 0:25, archived)

yaay

rebit

(

pippy is a truck, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 0:44, archived)

I don't think he want's to make friends . . . .

(

Tabazan - Stoneage Dinosaur, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 0:13, archived)

it loves the neck.

(

_null_, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 0:16, archived)

does he

want to make snowmen instead?

(

0800221155 Coldseal windows, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 0:17, archived)

rude snowmen

/blush

(Cockfosters!, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 0:17, archived)

yay for long exposure shots

(

alistair, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 0:17, archived)

how many

times have you said that?

(

0800221155 Coldseal windows, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 0:17, archived)

I'm hoping fro 2.5 million

www.b3ta.com/board/2500000

(

alistair, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 0:27, archived)

Very, very poor punnage...

I do apologise.

(AdrianJ, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 0:12, archived)

COMIC SANS! YAY!

good joke, too.

(

Reverend Dan, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 0:13, archived)

You Cúnt

can you explain it to me, please?

(

lo, the Greebo Warrior - Est. 2002, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 0:14, archived)

Youth In Asia = Euthenasia?

Yes?

(

EvS, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 0:15, archived)

I win

(

EvS, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 0:16, archived)

euthanasia

means........something..

(

0800221155 Coldseal windows, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 0:15, archived)

bagpipes

euthanasia

musical youth in asia.

tenuous, i'll admit.

(

Reverend Dan, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 0:16, archived)

ug, too complex for late night....

(

lo, the Greebo Warrior - Est. 2002, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 0:17, archived)

you won't get very far

standing in for baz if you have to ask what jokes mean.

You should have just called him a cunt.

(

Reverend Dan, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 0:18, archived)

hmmm, perhaps i should have another cup of coffee

(

lo, the Greebo Warrior - Est. 2002, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 0:32, archived)

I did warn you...

and I even apologised

(AdrianJ, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 0:19, archived)

euthenasia

youth in asia

(

Roxy_Hart is so so old, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 0:16, archived)

I hadn't even noticed the cunting comic sans.

I was waiting for my brain to kick in.

(goat thinks you're shit, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 0:16, archived)

I think I understand.

And agree with the bagpipes.

(goat thinks you're shit, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 0:14, archived)

groan

you'll get comments about comic sans you know

(

Roxy_Hart is so so old, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 0:14, archived)

We don’t need no stinking Photoshop...

...and I don't got no fancy fonts.

I'm new here, sorry won't happen again.

(AdrianJ, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 0:24, archived)

He's at it again...

Must have been *really* drunk this time...

He's at it again

Sorry if this has been done, I couldn't see it anywhere...

(ralphyk, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 0:12, archived)

As much as it's a Saddam post,

it's rather amusing.

(

Batshitmentalist is sane for once, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 0:12, archived)

haha

That one's actually funny :) Surprisingly similar!

(

Ratsta, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 0:13, archived)

nooooooooooooooooooo!

(

Roxy_Hart is so so old, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 0:13, archived)

Am I the only one

who finds Saddam posts funny?

(

GeordieSteve, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 0:15, archived)

yes

bloody geordies

(

Roxy_Hart is so so old, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 0:16, archived)

If it wasn't for us

who would be sitting in a sleazy snack bar sucking sickly sausage rolls?

(

GeordieSteve, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 0:18, archived)

I don't know

who?

(

Roxy_Hart is so so old, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 0:19, archived)

No one

point taken... sorry

(

GeordieSteve, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 0:23, archived)

aha

I'm a makem so obviously i'd be a bit slow
:)

(

Roxy_Hart is so so old, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 0:24, archived)

NOOOOOOOO!!!!

I was engaged to one of your breed once. Evil folk!

(

GeordieSteve, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 0:26, archived)

tut tut tut

you should have known better

(

Roxy_Hart is so so old, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 0:27, archived)

No, you're not alone...

As soon as I saw the tv footage, this was the first place I came to - I wasn't disappointed when the photos of Uday and Qusay appeared, and I wasn't disappointed this time either...

(ralphyk, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 0:17, archived)

Not the only one

but many/most of us are sick to death of the whole thing. I skip over most of the bush/blair ones. /yawn show me something funny etc.

But then I'm an irreligious infidel/heathen from the Antipodes.

(

Ratsta, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 0:18, archived)

i want to

give saddam a big hug & tell it will be ok. he looks all sad & old. poor little mite

/rolf harris

(

parsley, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 0:20, archived)

Pork

This is my first post.
Anyway, heres an animation, that might be appreciated, I did when I was 11, which is why it's a bit shit

The link at the end is a bit redundant.

If anyone is interested then recently I've been doing some serious flash stuff that you can see athttp://www.lucellan.com/test/22.swf.

(Chungers, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 0:09, archived)

*ahem*

(

lo, the Greebo Warrior - Est. 2002, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 0:09, archived)

hehe i like bacon

and your name

(Cockfosters!, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 0:10, archived)

eeeeeee!

Thanks, it is a funny name
Wow people reply fast here.

(Chungers, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 0:12, archived)

2.5 miliion posts in

say 2.5 years.... ummmm thats... ummmm yeah fast

2 per minute, average... though we're getting faster

somoen get the board stats working again, my head hurts

(

alistair, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 0:14, archived)

Ayup!

(

Batshitmentalist is sane for once, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 0:11, archived)

excellent

(

mnb098mnb used to be here, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 0:11, archived)

are you achin'

(yup yup yup)
for some bacon
(yup yup yup)
he's a big pig
you can be a big pig too
Oi!

Yay

(

Roxy_Hart is so so old, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 0:12, archived)

cool

I'm hungry... how old are you now?

(

alistair, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 0:13, archived)

age

I'm 16 now

(Chungers, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 0:14, archived)

what about

now?

(

parsley, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 0:20, archived)

i'm eighty-four!*

*this may or may not be true

(

kikilookeylikey, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 0:29, archived)

hehhe

welcome to b3ta!

i hope you have a pleasant ~~visit~~ inescapable stay!

(

viperrr mostly comes out at night, mostly, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 0:14, archived)

corr

mercury moves fast when you crank the time.

(

parsley, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 0:18, archived)

solar system

What do you think of it?
Improvements?

(Chungers, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 0:24, archived)

I want to be able to blow up earth

or at least make it crash into things...

's cool though

(

alistair, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 0:30, archived)

needs to be 3d

with spaceships and lasers*

*spaceships are optional, and we can talk about the lasers

(

parsley, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 0:37, archived)

boom

Yeah, I might add explosions soon, I want to have the rest of the planets in first though. Anyone tried the earth centric mode?, or showing orbits?

(Chungers, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 0:39, archived)

earth centric is good (took a while to find, make the changable stuff more obvious)

also the plus and minus arrows at the top left don't do anything.

(

alistair, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 0:43, archived)

oh and do one that adds the spin of the earth

just to melt your brain

(

alistair, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 0:44, archived)

No spin! that would be chaos

I do want to add modes, like ancient greek models though.
The plus and minus buttons are meant to be outseide the frame, and basically everything round the edge changes something.

(Chungers, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 0:47, archived)

heheheh

nice.

such a happy looking pig!

woo.

(

Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 0:20, archived)

I R TEH UBERLURKER!

(Kennifer, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 0:06, archived)

No you aren't.

(

HP hasn't been here in aaaaaages, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 0:06, archived)

i dunno you know.... he aint doing bad

(

Azra3l Lubrication Persuasion and Brute Force ™, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 0:07, archived)

Anyhow

Sod this for a game of soldiers, I've got to be in work for 7:30am.

Bum clouds.

(

HP hasn't been here in aaaaaages, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 0:09, archived)

am pretty sure

i've lurked more :oP :oD

edit: ..ahh maybe not :)

(

Xkimo was at work on, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 0:12, archived)

i've seen people in sub-1000

with one or two posts showing up.

(

StickFigureNinja is worried he may be on the list, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 0:15, archived)

Holy Cranberry!

(

Cadmus has teh uplikn coeds at, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 0:06, archived)

am the uber lurker is the grammar you are looking for.

(

||lll||ll||lll|| ||lll||ll||lll||, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 0:07, archived)

umlauts?

Über lurker

(

Roxy_Hart is so so old, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 0:09, archived)

your profile is weird yet innovative

how did you do that? i'm looking at your CSS right now but it makes no sense to me how that works...

(

edovan, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 0:09, archived)

no idea

i stole it from someone else

(

||lll||ll||lll|| ||lll||ll||lll||, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 0:12, archived)

the 'display: none' bit is the special bit

(vork and burlap, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 0:12, archived)

hidden all div's

and centered a background image.

(

_null_, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 0:12, archived)

(

_null_, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 0:07, archived)

Not that there's anything wrong with that.

(

EvS, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 0:09, archived)

what about this one?

(

_null_, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 0:09, archived)

Even less wrong with that.

(

EvS, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 0:14, archived)

what

something that women enjoy playing with between their legs sounds good to me :D

(

Plomien is Polish for flame, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 0:16, archived)

You mean a

(

EvS, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 0:21, archived)

ahahaha

that is all.
edit: bad boy, naughty boy go to your bed.

(

e.parsley, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 0:07, archived)

well...

you were in the running for that prize, until you posted that is

(vork and burlap, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 0:07, archived)

so u r

(

magoo, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 0:07, archived)

I don't think so.

(

Batshitmentalist is sane for once, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 0:07, archived)

yay

for long exposure shots

(

alistair, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 0:07, archived)

no your not

(

lo, the Greebo Warrior - Est. 2002, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 0:08, archived)

can i point out that:

thats on 20, so actually you do give a large watermelon
EDIT: Ahem i would like to retract the above.

(Cockfosters!, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 0:09, archived)

minus 20

you tit

(

lo, the Greebo Warrior - Est. 2002, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 0:10, archived)

it's -20

(vork and burlap, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 0:10, archived)

I think you'll find

it's on -20

(

The Duke Of Your Fingers feels like an old man... mmm, tasty!, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 0:10, archived)

the sudden sense of pride i'm filled with

is immeasurable

(vork and burlap, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 0:10, archived)

Vork.. i animated that whole embed thing

(Cockfosters!, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 0:11, archived)

MUM! I'M ON THE INTERWEB!

(vork and burlap, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 0:13, archived)

get the camera

(Cockfosters!, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 0:14, archived)

and this time i'm clothed

(vork and burlap, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 0:15, archived)

thats disputable

(Cockfosters!, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 0:16, archived)

Here!

you nicked my profile!

(

Roxy_Hart is so so old, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 0:09, archived)

Yarr tis' the poop deck

Sorry so much

(Cockfosters!, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 0:01, archived)

Arfness!

May I apologise for my hideous behaviour last night

(

Batshitmentalist is sane for once, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 0:03, archived)

no.. you may not

(Cockfosters!, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 0:03, archived)

Is that cos it don't deserve an apology

or cos I was an outright cranberry?

(

Batshitmentalist is sane for once, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 0:04, archived)

I must have missed that

did you pick your songs?

(

Roxy_Hart is so so old, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 0:04, archived)

Yeah, we're going with the ones you said actually,

however, after posting that I got a message from Lurker100% being really really mean to me, so I kind of plastered her name and email address all over the board. Hence the apology for being a bitch.

(

Batshitmentalist is sane for once, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 0:05, archived)

yay

actually I saw that, she was acusing you of trying to steal her boyfriend wasn't she.
You don't do that sort of thing very often so i think you can be forgiven

(

Roxy_Hart is so so old, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 0:07, archived)

oh that

hehe i added her to my contacts list :)
EDIT: i have decided you do not need to apologise.. i know have a perfectly good email adress for signing up to stuff

(Cockfosters!, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 0:07, archived)

Hehehehe.........

been done ;)

(

Batshitmentalist is sane for once, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 0:08, archived)

Actually, according to her,

it's not because of the koit/workboresme thing (oops),
it's because I come on here blowing my own trumpet, which I do occassionally and have every right to do so - told her that, she told me I was a freak.
Ah, people without achievements.

(

Batshitmentalist is sane for once, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 0:10, archived)

got a link

i like other peoples arguments

(

e.parsley, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 0:12, archived)

Nope,

out of the goodness of my heart I deleted it and continued to get emails saying I was a fat slut whore.

(

Batshitmentalist is sane for once, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 0:13, archived)

I've never seen you

but i don't think you're fat

(

Roxy_Hart is so so old, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 0:15, archived)

You so sweet,

but I do weight 11 stone now ;)
Not fat, just healthy after being anorexic forever.

(

Batshitmentalist is sane for once, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 0:16, archived)

oh well

*searches spazz for swear words*

edit: *drowning*

(

e.parsley, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 0:16, archived)

No.

(goat thinks you're shit, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 0:03, archived)

i enjoyed it

but i did wonder what place it had on the board

(

Reverend Dan, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 0:05, archived)

It had no place on the board,

but when I get told I'm "the biggest freak I've ever met" or something along those lines, along with "Britian is better off without people like you"
it kind of pisses me off ;/

(

Batshitmentalist is sane for once, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 0:06, archived)

yeah, that would piss you off

but i'm sure you know that a public messageboard isn't the best places to air your dirty laundry.

(

Reverend Dan, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 0:14, archived)

Hence the apology

(in general, not to her)

(

Batshitmentalist is sane for once, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 0:15, archived)

accepted

:¬p

(

Reverend Dan, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 0:16, archived)

That's shit that is.

ok, ok I'm going. g'night all ;)

(

Claws of Doom I am no longer infected, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 0:04, archived)

eurrghh!

what's it playing?
Three Dog Night?

(

magoo, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 0:05, archived)

Audio tape version of

Richard the Third

(

Damocles wants no part of your debauchery, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 0:27, archived)

Is the poop deck what I think it is?

/homer

(

Roxy_Hart is so so old, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 0:06, archived)

(

magoo, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 0:08, archived)

Ah well I had nothing better to do...

(Bushboy, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 23:59, archived)

Woo!

That is SERIOUSLY good!!!

(Padfoot, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 0:00, archived)

heh.

nicely done, and no politics in sight

(

lazygamer VS tittybiscuits, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 0:00, archived)

marvellous!

(

freshlegs, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 0:00, archived)

Domo has put a hole

in the interweb!
That's why I can't connect faster than 45kbps!

(

Roxy_Hart is so so old, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 0:00, archived)

i think the internet is just being gay today

my broadband is slower than a geriatric quadrapelegic

(

lo, the Greebo Warrior - Est. 2002, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 0:03, archived)

he would have a wheel chair

so he might be quite fast

(Cockfosters!, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 0:05, archived)

That's fooking great. I love it!

(

Batshitmentalist is sane for once, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 0:01, archived)

Where's Saddam?

Oh...

Spiffing!

(

JKF You ain't seen me, roit?, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 0:01, archived)

egads.

SEX ON A TRICYCLE

(

_null_, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 0:01, archived)

fantazzzzmic!

(

cwethan, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 0:01, archived)

Can't see image

Brown matrix thing broke my screen

(

mechos, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 0:01, archived)

(Cockfosters!, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 0:02, archived)

I like your

woo/yay!
That am good!

(

Batshitmentalist is sane for once, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 0:03, archived)

Well,

have my children.

(goat thinks you're shit, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 0:03, archived)

unlurk:

yay fab!

/relurk.

(

mrRush, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 0:03, archived)

nice rendering..... Mr Anderson!

(

Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 0:04, archived)

yay for meme's behind things

(

Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Tue 16 Dec 2003, 0:06, archived)

that's quite beautiful

(

mnb098mnb used to be here, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 0:12, archived)

that's

great :)

(

rogan, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 0:14, archived)

aww

wonderful shadows!

CHUUUUUUUUUUUMP!

woo.

(

Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 0:22, archived)

domo!

yes

(

mnb098mnb used to be here, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 0:11, archived)

yaaaaay!

that's fab :)

(

eclectech is older but no wiser, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 0:11, archived)

Sorry Fellas...

(thanatos, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 23:57, archived)

what?

we just passed 2.5 million, by the way.

you're all so fucking talkative.

(

_null_, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 23:59, archived)

Yay

for long exposure shots!

(

||lll||ll||lll|| ||lll||ll||lll||, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 0:00, archived)

*giggle*

(

Lazlo Woodbine Panowie!, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 0:02, archived)

fucking right we are

(vork and burlap, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 0:00, archived)

(

Roxy_Hart is so so old, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 0:01, archived)

Yay,

the 2500000th post was mine.

www.b3ta.com/board/2500000

Woo to me, now, away to bed.

(

Lazlo Woodbine Panowie!, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 0:01, archived)

yup

www.b3ta.com/board/2487372

(

alistair, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 0:06, archived)

Noughts and Crosses For Our Times.

(Padfoot, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 23:57, archived)

*hides in corner*

*cries*

(

lazygamer VS tittybiscuits, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 23:58, archived)

Ha, I screamed like a howler monkey at Osama with the plane.

(

Digeridude Lord Wellington's Beef Trapeze, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 23:58, archived)

pffftt!

*falls over*

(

cwethan, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 23:59, archived)

what did the guy on the right do?

(Cockfosters!, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 0:00, archived)

Wot, Tony Blair?

Exist?

(Padfoot, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 0:01, archived)

and is that IDS on the left?

(Angus Prune, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 0:02, archived)

haha

maxis are evil. releasing tiny addons for the same game for two years? bah.

(

Reverend Dan, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 0:10, archived)

(Angus Prune, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 23:56, archived)

funny,

that was the cartoon in Metro this morning.

(

lazygamer VS tittybiscuits, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 23:57, archived)

dammit

Im always beaten to it.
Fuckign people, they should all be shot.

(Angus Prune, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 23:59, archived)

its not all bad

i'm their ONLY reader

(

lazygamer VS tittybiscuits, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 0:01, archived)

lol

but it woudl also appear that its been on here before aswell

ho hum

(Angus Prune, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 0:08, archived)

you say reader

you really just look at the pictures

(

alistair, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 0:08, archived)

*twitches*

*falls over*

*gets up*
*goes for a smoke*

(

lo, the Greebo Warrior - Est. 2002, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 23:58, archived)

something

simliar was posted yesterday, only without the 3rd picture

(

Roxy_Hart is so so old, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 23:59, archived)

beards are the new badger

and no i dont want to see some dancing beards in 10 minutes time.

(

e.parsley, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 0:02, archived)

Rita always liked to censor her dinner before placing it on a moderate heat

(Just recline and let me service you, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 23:56, archived)

Is she cooking norks?

/coat

(

Lazlo Woodbine Panowie!, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 23:57, archived)

er...

eh?

(

cr4, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 23:57, archived)

I wooo-hooould

(

mechos, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 23:59, archived)

cor!

(

rogan, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 0:01, archived)

hehehe

porn for breakfast once again..

hooroo!

(

Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 0:22, archived)

king me

(flakeygoathairs, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 23:52, archived)

houston...

we have anime incoming.

its very, very, good n'all, but spread the posts out a bit more, b3ta is not just for one night, its for at least 3 or 4

(

lazygamer VS tittybiscuits, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 23:52, archived)

all hands on decks

EDIT: man the bilge pump

(Cockfosters!, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 23:53, archived)

all hands on decks what?

ooh err missus

(

Roxy_Hart is so so old, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 23:55, archived)

poop decks.. of course

ooooo that gives me an idea

(Cockfosters!, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 23:55, archived)

the rudder boy.

(

_null_, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 23:56, archived)

*wanks furiously*

(

dogsbollocks, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 23:53, archived)

*adjusts spec...

hold on i'm confused now - which one am i again?

(vork and burlap, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 23:54, archived)

you're the one who's angry sometimes

but then isn't....and then is again.

(

cwethan, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 23:56, archived)

yeah... dunno what happened tonight

i just angried out all over again

(vork and burlap, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 23:58, archived)

naaaah, i really don't think you are an angry person.

then again, i don't think.

well, i'm going to the store.
want anything?

(

cwethan, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 0:01, archived)

umm...

a walrus

rare

(vork and burlap, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 0:04, archived)

I thought that was me, actually...

If vork's "angry, then not" b3tyan, then.. who am I? Where is MY place in b3ta heiarchy?

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Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 0:02, archived)

you're just plain moody.

; )

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cwethan, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 0:03, archived)

are you and miss 100% still at it?

edit: um, thats not what i meant... erm....bugger

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lo, the Greebo Warrior - Est. 2002, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 23:54, archived)

She is the furious wanking queen

I am merely a fan of her work.

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dogsbollocks, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 23:56, archived)

Coo.

I was looking for a new thread to jack, but I don't have the heart to jack this one.

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HP hasn't been here in aaaaaages, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 23:53, archived)

Jack it

Jack it HARD

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Duncan Disorderly, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 23:53, archived)

Eek

piss of the mind!

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Lazlo Woodbine Panowie!, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 23:54, archived)

Jack it

Jack it hard!!

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Lazlo Woodbine Panowie!, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 23:53, archived)

If you insist:

Tesco Green Thai Curry flavour crisps are great.

Go buy them.

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HP hasn't been here in aaaaaages, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 23:55, archived)

better

than walker's thai sweet chilli?

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||lll||ll||lll|| ||lll||ll||lll||, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 23:57, archived)

Walker's Sweet Chilli are shit

if you want my opinion.

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HP hasn't been here in aaaaaages, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 23:58, archived)

well

I'm certainly not going to try Tesco's chilli crisps if you're gonna be like that

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||lll||ll||lll|| ||lll||ll||lll||, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 0:01, archived)

Fine.

What was your employee number again?

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HP hasn't been here in aaaaaages, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 0:03, archived)

come on now!

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||lll||ll||lll|| ||lll||ll||lll||, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 0:25, archived)

Methinks you're stealing these.

images.google.com/images?hl=en&lr=&ie=UTF-8&oe=UTF-8&safe=off&q=gally+damascus&btnG=Google+Search

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Digeridude Lord Wellington's Beef Trapeze, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 23:53, archived)

*wanks furiously*

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Digeridude Lord Wellington's Beef Trapeze, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 23:54, archived)

poor guy

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0800221155 Coldseal windows, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 23:55, archived)

thinks your wrong :)

(flakeygoathairs, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 23:55, archived)

Methinks your all gay.

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Digeridude Lord Wellington's Beef Trapeze, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 23:55, archived)

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lo, the Greebo Warrior - Est. 2002, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 23:56, archived)

My all gay what?

(Just recline and let me service you, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 0:00, archived)

oh dear

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kikilookeylikey, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 0:07, archived)

you wanna post anime?

post it on an ANIME SITE. this is b3ta, mate. post funny stuff. people with pointy chins and big eyes just dont belong.

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0800221155 Coldseal windows, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 23:54, archived)

What if I just HAPPEN to look like your description?

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Digeridude Lord Wellington's Beef Trapeze, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 23:55, archived)

i get to pelt your face with pebbles

until suitable swollen to remove pointy bits

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_null_, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 23:56, archived)

exactly

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0800221155 Coldseal windows, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 23:57, archived)

My imaginary girlfriend looks like that too.

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Digeridude Lord Wellington's Beef Trapeze, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 0:02, archived)

no norks,

no orfices. not a very good girlfriend, is she?

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0800221155 Coldseal windows, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 0:03, archived)

That'll be

me leaving then.

/sob

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Lazlo Woodbine Panowie!, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 23:55, archived)

are trying to tell me

to leave?

edit: predictable mindpiss

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Roxy_Hart is so so old, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 23:55, archived)

Oooh! Get you!

I don't believe it says anywhere that b3ta has to be funny, it's for stuff people have made themselves.

I think that counts.

Edit: From the FAQ:

What type of post is appropriate?

B3ta is a place for new images or projects that you've made.

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HP hasn't been here in aaaaaages, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 23:56, archived)

hmm....

www.b3ta.com/features/faq/#sfw

4th bullet point... but rules ARE to be broken...

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_null_, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 23:57, archived)

"Do:
Think of something fun and post it."

Though fun !== funny.

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dogsbollocks, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 23:57, archived)

look at the n00b

getting all serious

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Reverend Dan, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 23:57, archived)

n00b?

LOL WTF OMG

anyway im not a noob anymore. I lurked for longer than you think. only i find anime is annoying

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0800221155 Coldseal windows, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 23:58, archived)

but reverend dan knows all.

it's a fact.

"fact" meaning "he'll kick your shins off if you say otherwise".

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_null_, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 0:00, archived)

yes

yes i will

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Reverend Dan, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 0:09, archived)

i beg to differ

i find my the crack in my double glazing annoying too.

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parsley, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 0:02, archived)

you get condensation in there yet?

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alistair, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 0:10, archived)

yeah

i find some things annoying too. but i don't go around shouting "go and put it on a no-hands/golf sale/saddam board"

oh hang on. anyway, i was only being flippant in the first place.

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Reverend Dan, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 0:08, archived)

bloody whipersnappers

/points at dan

you n'all... ;)

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lo, the Greebo Warrior - Est. 2002, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 0:00, archived)

Bloody whippersnappers

/points at lo, the greebo warrior

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HP hasn't been here in aaaaaages, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 0:02, archived)

/waits for rob to appear

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lo, the Greebo Warrior - Est. 2002, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 0:05, archived)

i never realised how close we are in ID

it only serves to exaggerate how different we really are

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Reverend Dan, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 0:12, archived)

how old are you anyway?

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Reverend Dan, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 0:13, archived)

Don't be such a fucking Nazi son.

b3ta's more about creativity than making funny stuff, it just happens that the vast majority of it is funny.
If you've got a problem with that, then you cock off.
(sorry, i'm a bad mood tonight and cant be arsed with narrow minded fuckwits)

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StickFigureNinja is worried he may be on the list, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 23:57, archived)

No, Stick Figure Ninja, no!

He's not worth it!

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HP hasn't been here in aaaaaages, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 23:59, archived)

I'll go calm myself by watching an old episode of Angel i just downloaded

some senseless TV violence should help me.

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StickFigureNinja is worried he may be on the list, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 0:01, archived)

oooh, what episode?

season 5 is the nuts...

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lo, the Greebo Warrior - Est. 2002, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 0:02, archived)

3x21, the 2nd oen after connor comes back

I downloaded old episodes for a friend who'd not seen it since connor was born, so nearing the end of season 3 and she's got 4 and 5 on cd for her too now.
And yes, season 5 is tops, Angel and Spike fighting was top!

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StickFigureNinja is worried he may be on the list, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 0:05, archived)

hehehe, mountain dew.....

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lo, the Greebo Warrior - Est. 2002, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 0:06, archived)

SOn...

Look at you gettin all "Old School" up in his face and all.

right on.

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Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 0:23, archived)

says Mr 16000 odd to Mr 10000

who made you king?

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e.parsley, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 23:58, archived)

did.

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0800221155 Coldseal windows, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 0:00, archived)

hmmm....

the user ID argument is losing weight.
many of the 11k's are much more mature than some of the those with 4 digits.

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_null_, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 0:00, archived)

Pah!

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HP hasn't been here in aaaaaages, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 0:01, archived)

there've been trolls in the 2xx range this week

it's all been a bit weirdyscrotalconfusingbollocks.

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_null_, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 0:03, archived)

I'm actually a troll.

I've been trolling b3ta for nearly two years now, I'm just not very good at it.

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HP hasn't been here in aaaaaages, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 0:05, archived)

indeed

not that i care that much, but b3ta seems to be changing, in a bad way... which is a shame.

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e.parsley, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 0:05, archived)

wow

nice drawing

now where did i put my woo yay...

(Icedude DOPEFISH LIVES, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 23:54, archived)

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