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Gnops!

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Mon 12 Jan 2004, 12:07, archived)

AMINATE!

Make it move around her face. Or something. Yes, your my bitch.

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Baz Fuck off, Mon 12 Jan 2004, 12:07, archived)

ROTATE WILDLY

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_null_, Mon 12 Jan 2004, 12:09, archived)

i would do

but i can't be arsed.

i am awaiting the impending delivery of a bike.

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Mon 12 Jan 2004, 12:09, archived)

What's her name?

Has she got good norks?

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watashi-wa Evenin'!, Mon 12 Jan 2004, 12:10, archived)

what kind of bike?

normal bike
bmx
mountain bike
tricycle
motorbike
unicyke
waterpike
WAGON WHEEL!
Awwwwww! You would!

(Wonchop Where are your goggles, boy?, Mon 12 Jan 2004, 12:12, archived)

mountain bike

coming all the way from devon, as there was no room in the car when we came back in the new year.

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Mon 12 Jan 2004, 12:15, archived)

Just

move yer head around a bit.

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100% Cock Raw like carrots., Mon 12 Jan 2004, 12:11, archived)

Please don't post unaltered pics

(i.e. she's fat and stuff and woo to you!)

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TV's Nosemonkey, Mon 12 Jan 2004, 12:08, archived)

Giving up smoking sucks!

The better half and I have been away until this weekend and decided to give up yesterday....

I am nobody in the office's friend today....

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@stephenshortt Jaysus it's been a while!, Mon 12 Jan 2004, 12:13, archived)

It sucks muchly

But not as much as giving up beer, which the missus wants me to do as well. She's offering very good, somewhat kinky incentives, mind... (If I manage to not drink all week then come Saturday morning I should be a very satisfied young man indeed)

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TV's Nosemonkey, Mon 12 Jan 2004, 12:19, archived)

just have a pint

and a hand shandy

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monkeymanblue mathematically safe, Mon 12 Jan 2004, 12:23, archived)

lie

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youknowyouloveit, Mon 12 Jan 2004, 12:26, archived)

You, sir

are a genius. Booze (followed by lots of extra-strong mints) and kinky sex it is.

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TV's Nosemonkey, Mon 12 Jan 2004, 12:31, archived)

looks like sunshine has!

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thebear is thebear, Mon 12 Jan 2004, 12:09, archived)

SCARY!

gnops?

(Wonchop Where are your goggles, boy?, Mon 12 Jan 2004, 12:09, archived)

What is it?

i have a business studies as level exam today... just thought id inform the geberal public....

(Limited IQ, Mon 12 Jan 2004, 12:12, archived)

Let's hope

that spelling and punctuation aren't on the test.

(Marwood, Mon 12 Jan 2004, 12:13, archived)

Hahahaha.

You said "ass level". Gay boy.

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Baz Fuck off, Mon 12 Jan 2004, 12:14, archived)

nothing worse then a wonky ass.

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Mon 12 Jan 2004, 12:17, archived)

he is... "the iron chef"

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Frumbert has no sig, Mon 12 Jan 2004, 12:01, archived)

are they collosal death bots?

because that would be fun

(space butler has himself on ignore, Mon 12 Jan 2004, 12:03, archived)

TJ....fecking 123-reg.co.uk

So I get a frontpage...and I exceed my bandwidth...and 5 mins later my hosting provider 123-reg.co.uk

that's 123-reg.co.uk

pulls it. BASTARDS.

So don't use 123-reg.co.uk. That's 123-reg.co.uk - shite in a bucket!

This has been a public service announcement.

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weirdbeard, Mon 12 Jan 2004, 12:05, archived)

Shite in a bucket?

They should enter the Turner Prize.

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Baz Fuck off, Mon 12 Jan 2004, 12:06, archived)

pulls it?

normally they just charge you excessively and leave you empty-pocketed and in debt.

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_null_, Mon 12 Jan 2004, 12:07, archived)

do you want me to host it for you?

mail it to me hello AT styledeficit DOT com and I'll edit your post.

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pep, Mon 12 Jan 2004, 12:08, archived)

Blimey pep, you're the hostess with the mostest.

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Baz Fuck off, Mon 12 Jan 2004, 12:11, archived)

awww

now aint you sweet!

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Razor What the fuck - a sig?, Mon 12 Jan 2004, 12:11, archived)

thanks, very generous

If I could...however I'm at work with no access to the image.

Stupid thing is, I was just about to renew with them. Gone somewhere else.

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weirdbeard, Mon 12 Jan 2004, 12:11, archived)

I use pair.com

they're lovely. fraser uses them, and Cal used to, before he got his own server.

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pep, Mon 12 Jan 2004, 12:14, archived)

www.uh-hosting.co.uk are a nice cheap host

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rogan, Mon 12 Jan 2004, 12:16, archived)

thats who im with ..

and ive never had any problems (even when i busted my monthly bandwidth allowance in 2 days!)

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monkeymanblue mathematically safe, Mon 12 Jan 2004, 12:25, archived)

this one?

Not sure if I have it cached or what, but I can see it OK, so have stuck it on ukdragon in case.

edit - yeah, I've just done a reload on the front page and couldn't see it any more, so must have had it cached.

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barnesy, Mon 12 Jan 2004, 12:19, archived)

you're a hero

Thanks a bundle! :-)

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weirdbeard, Mon 12 Jan 2004, 12:23, archived)

brilliant

woo that

(rigby happened on (and with added toothache), Mon 12 Jan 2004, 12:24, archived)

Mrs Gilliam would be proud

Top quality and worthy of the "Best Use of a World Famous Building" Award.

Just noticed I typed Mrs above, sod it, it fits the humour.

(pyrogenius, Mon 12 Jan 2004, 12:37, archived)

woooooo

no idea who the robot is tho'

(Wonchop Where are your goggles, boy?, Mon 12 Jan 2004, 12:05, archived)

Metal Mickey

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thebear is thebear, Mon 12 Jan 2004, 12:07, archived)

Metal Mickey I think . . .

. . . if memory serves correctly.

(tom_artosorse, Mon 12 Jan 2004, 12:08, archived)

That sir

is metal mickey

(mi laddie, Mon 12 Jan 2004, 12:08, archived)

pray

you never find out. Metal mickey was evil.

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Frumbert has no sig, Mon 12 Jan 2004, 12:09, archived)

Look what I found in my Cheerios this morning!

(tom_artosorse, Mon 12 Jan 2004, 12:01, archived)

will he be my friend?

please?

(space butler has himself on ignore, Mon 12 Jan 2004, 12:01, archived)

I'm sure he will ;o)

(sorry it's a slightly larger file than it should be)

(tom_artosorse, Mon 12 Jan 2004, 12:02, archived)

yay

an orange fish friend

(space butler has himself on ignore, Mon 12 Jan 2004, 12:03, archived)

Yay

My boy has one of those, does it fire water out of the mouth when you push the fin down?

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@man move along, nothing to see here on, Mon 12 Jan 2004, 12:04, archived)

Nope, he has a swimmy tail thing tho.

;o)

(tom_artosorse, Mon 12 Jan 2004, 12:06, archived)

i would not have thought

they'd put technical stuff in cheerios.

(Wonchop Where are your goggles, boy?, Mon 12 Jan 2004, 12:08, archived)

are you sure

looks like a happy meal toy to me.
woo to the swaying

(Wonchop Where are your goggles, boy?, Mon 12 Jan 2004, 12:04, archived)

Yeppers, defo from my cheerios . . .

There's 4 to collect - they have wind-up swimmy tail thingies as well.

(tom_artosorse, Mon 12 Jan 2004, 12:05, archived)

You found him

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100% Cock Raw like carrots., Mon 12 Jan 2004, 12:04, archived)

that's marlin, ya foo!

geez!

(Wonchop Where are your goggles, boy?, Mon 12 Jan 2004, 12:05, archived)

Um i knew that...

I was thinking he would be able to tell you where Nemo is...

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100% Cock Raw like carrots., Mon 12 Jan 2004, 12:08, archived)

moron

he's the one looking for nemo in the first place

(Wonchop Where are your goggles, boy?, Mon 12 Jan 2004, 12:13, archived)

Hehe, not really . . .

That's Nemo's Dad, Marlin.

(tom_artosorse, Mon 12 Jan 2004, 12:06, archived)

what did he taste like?

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Frumbert has no sig, Mon 12 Jan 2004, 12:11, archived)

Sushi . . .

;o/

(tom_artosorse, Mon 12 Jan 2004, 12:18, archived)

sorry, low hummus reserves today

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lo, the Greebo Warrior - Est. 2002, Mon 12 Jan 2004, 12:00, archived)

Sounds more Geordie

than Scottish.

If it was Scottish, it'd sound more like:

"Ye cannae git sum skag fae yer dealer! Ye huvnae goat ony munny, ya tight cunt!"

And it'd be aff, not aaf. Different intonation up here, y'see.

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watashi-wa Evenin'!, Mon 12 Jan 2004, 12:03, archived)

Naah, man

If it whu Geordie, it wurd be

"Yuh cannat get no skag from wor deelah, yur havnt got ne cash, yuh tight cunt"

"aye" "fuck, yuz"

(ClockworkDespot, Mon 12 Jan 2004, 12:11, archived)

Aye Pal

Mon and that then eh,

(seamonkey, Mon 12 Jan 2004, 12:06, archived)

'mon!

ya radge, up for a pagga an that eh?

(p0zitr0n - phunarmically charged particle, detected at, Mon 12 Jan 2004, 12:07, archived)

Git tae fuck ya weedgie cunt

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100% Cock Raw like carrots., Mon 12 Jan 2004, 12:09, archived)

Whit

Ya saying eh,
Spiders web - 8pm bring a broken bottle o ginga

(seamonkey, Mon 12 Jan 2004, 12:10, archived)

do an irish one!

or stick up one of those pics for threadwasters. I like those.

(Wonchop Where are your goggles, boy?, Mon 12 Jan 2004, 12:10, archived)

"I am the presenter...Killing an Arab"

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Fat Boab of dailyreckless.com fame, Mon 12 Jan 2004, 11:55, archived)

yay!

heh dead arabs?

(space butler has himself on ignore, Mon 12 Jan 2004, 11:57, archived)

Hahaha.

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Baz Fuck off, Mon 12 Jan 2004, 11:57, archived)

Please!

Think of my child!

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sick_boy, Mon 12 Jan 2004, 11:57, archived)

*fwap fwap fwap fwap*

/paedo

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Baz Fuck off, Mon 12 Jan 2004, 11:58, archived)

eeeuuuwwww

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sick_boy, Mon 12 Jan 2004, 11:58, archived)

Now you know what

"baby wipes" are for.

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Baz Fuck off, Mon 12 Jan 2004, 11:59, archived)

Gulp

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100% Cock Raw like carrots., Mon 12 Jan 2004, 12:03, archived)

I'm getting a horrible idea for a pic...

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Baz Fuck off, Mon 12 Jan 2004, 12:05, archived)

For the love of god!

do it!

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sick_boy, Mon 12 Jan 2004, 12:09, archived)

Hmm.

Just wondering how to do it. I suspect creating an image of a baby covered in jizz could get me in trouble. And as for finding one already done... um nope.

Might have to go "subtle" for this one.

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Baz Fuck off, Mon 12 Jan 2004, 12:12, archived)

indeed

baz never last more then four fwaps and a squirt.

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Mon 12 Jan 2004, 12:00, archived)

ha ha!

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mog, Mon 12 Jan 2004, 11:57, archived)

It was

fucking obvious that that cunt was going to fuck some raghead.

(Marwood, Mon 12 Jan 2004, 11:58, archived)

Arf!

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mog, Mon 12 Jan 2004, 11:58, archived)

how polite

(space butler has himself on ignore, Mon 12 Jan 2004, 11:59, archived)

I do try!

And incase you are being sarcastically serious, its a trainspotting quote.

(Marwood, Mon 12 Jan 2004, 12:02, archived)

Well I'd watch it.

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100% Cock Raw like carrots., Mon 12 Jan 2004, 11:48, archived)

is scared

please make it die

(space butler has himself on ignore, Mon 12 Jan 2004, 11:48, archived)

You're scared of Bod?

Oh dear.

TJ: This amused me but I can't quite see it happening here: cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=2978087619&category=1469

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barnesy, Mon 12 Jan 2004, 11:51, archived)

Geeeks!

I asked Rob for my b3ta user id of 5014 back, he said no, fair play.

(Marwood, Mon 12 Jan 2004, 11:53, archived)

What is Slashdot?

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100% Cock Raw like carrots., Mon 12 Jan 2004, 11:53, archived)

A geek

haven.

Thats why I spend most of my working day there, as well as b3ta.

/geek

(Marwood, Mon 12 Jan 2004, 11:55, archived)

Something to do with piss.

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Baz Fuck off, Mon 12 Jan 2004, 11:56, archived)

do you say anything

that isn't related to bodily fluids?

(Wonchop Where are your goggles, boy?, Mon 12 Jan 2004, 12:02, archived)

Wow.

I'll sell b3ta #1046 for 25p.

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Baz Fuck off, Mon 12 Jan 2004, 11:53, archived)

will you take 5p?

its all i have

(space butler has himself on ignore, Mon 12 Jan 2004, 11:54, archived)

Possibly a bit much.

I'm mostly amused that the bids were up to $48 when I last looked, but the reserve hadn't been met!

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barnesy, Mon 12 Jan 2004, 11:55, archived)

wonder what doctor pob says

tj:heard that milkshake song by Kelis yet?

(Wonchop Where are your goggles, boy?, Mon 12 Jan 2004, 12:00, archived)

This

I am liking muchly.

www.comics.nl/cutie/index.html

NSFW drawing at the bottom (bunny sex)

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bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Mon 12 Jan 2004, 11:43, archived)

mmmm

bunny sex...

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bloid ....dloibbloiddloibbloid...., Mon 12 Jan 2004, 11:44, archived)

Cor!

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sick_boy, Mon 12 Jan 2004, 11:45, archived)

i love death boy

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Sunshine Elephant, Mon 12 Jan 2004, 11:45, archived)

Hehehe

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StickFigureNinja is worried he may be on the list, Mon 12 Jan 2004, 11:46, archived)

Great.

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Mr Gear the gay-maker, Mon 12 Jan 2004, 11:51, archived)

eew

hardly erotic

(Wonchop Where are your goggles, boy?, Mon 12 Jan 2004, 11:58, archived)

optical illusions

could the very intelligent creator of the 'Hitler' optical illusion please send it to me or attach to message board pleeeeese. also any other marvellously clever images of the kind would not go amiss.

Cheers

C

(c.newsham, Mon 12 Jan 2004, 11:33, archived)

custard cream?

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sick_boy, Mon 12 Jan 2004, 11:33, archived)

Thanks

how did you know I was a bit peckish?

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MizEmma, Mon 12 Jan 2004, 11:41, archived)

No..

Bourbon?

(mi laddie, Mon 12 Jan 2004, 11:41, archived)

that's rich(tea) coming from you.

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Mon 12 Jan 2004, 11:42, archived)

do you think

that i give a fig?

(mi laddie, Mon 12 Jan 2004, 11:47, archived)

well thats 'nice'

think of the children.

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Mon 12 Jan 2004, 11:52, archived)

hob nobbing with the

rich and famous again I see.

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Claws of Doom I am no longer infected, Mon 12 Jan 2004, 12:01, archived)

Oh no it's

(ginger) nut.

ouch... tenuous...

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mog, Mon 12 Jan 2004, 11:52, archived)

they're alright

but i prefer choc digestives/hobnobs

(Wonchop Where are your goggles, boy?, Mon 12 Jan 2004, 11:46, archived)

Shall I suck your dick while I'm at it?

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Baz Fuck off, Mon 12 Jan 2004, 11:34, archived)

would you?

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sick_boy, Mon 12 Jan 2004, 11:35, archived)

Ooooo!

Though you do have a point ;)

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bloid ....dloibbloiddloibbloid...., Mon 12 Jan 2004, 11:36, archived)

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StickFigureNinja is worried he may be on the list, Mon 12 Jan 2004, 11:35, archived)

Hahahahahaha.

Splendid.

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Baz Fuck off, Mon 12 Jan 2004, 11:35, archived)

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!

That's fantastic :-)

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bloid ....dloibbloiddloibbloid...., Mon 12 Jan 2004, 11:36, archived)

owwwwwwwwww

your hurting my brain

(space butler has himself on ignore, Mon 12 Jan 2004, 11:38, archived)

Hehehehehe....

stay out of my profile ;-)

*giggle*

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bloid ....dloibbloiddloibbloid...., Mon 12 Jan 2004, 11:39, archived)

My god!

That's one of teh greatest profiles i ever did see!

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StickFigureNinja is worried he may be on the list, Mon 12 Jan 2004, 11:48, archived)

lolol!!!111111111oneonenelson

u r 2 1337 4 b3ta

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Claws of Doom I am no longer infected, Mon 12 Jan 2004, 12:03, archived)

Hehehehe

glad you decided to use that for threadwasters! Saw it yesterday (or whenever it was on the board over the weekend) and liked it lots.

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MizEmma, Mon 12 Jan 2004, 11:37, archived)

That's...

...superb!

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sick_boy, Mon 12 Jan 2004, 11:39, archived)

brilliant

I imagine him saying

'Youuuuuuuu CUUNNNNNTTTTTTTTT!'

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Razor What the fuck - a sig?, Mon 12 Jan 2004, 11:39, archived)

yay!

you can never go wrong with that pic!

(Wonchop Where are your goggles, boy?, Mon 12 Jan 2004, 11:39, archived)

yay

that super great.

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Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Mon 12 Jan 2004, 11:39, archived)

(mrpaulo shaving the world, Mon 12 Jan 2004, 11:41, archived)

ooh reddex

(space butler has himself on ignore, Mon 12 Jan 2004, 11:43, archived)

google

is your friend.

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pep, Mon 12 Jan 2004, 12:17, archived)

Oblig.

and probably a blandwagon

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bloid ....dloibbloiddloibbloid...., Mon 12 Jan 2004, 11:31, archived)

PISS!

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StickFigureNinja is worried he may be on the list, Mon 12 Jan 2004, 11:32, archived)

Please

mind the piss

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Mr Gear the gay-maker, Mon 12 Jan 2004, 11:32, archived)

He's a vandal too !

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Darryn.R, Mon 12 Jan 2004, 11:33, archived)

*Stares at screen*

Arf!

(ClockworkDespot, Mon 12 Jan 2004, 11:50, archived)

???

It's my first attempt =/ but this could be kilroys secret agenda

(shat_kat, Mon 12 Jan 2004, 11:31, archived)

hehehe

mind piss ;-)

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bloid ....dloibbloiddloibbloid...., Mon 12 Jan 2004, 11:32, archived)

MIND!

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StickFigureNinja is worried he may be on the list, Mon 12 Jan 2004, 11:32, archived)

Heheheheheh

Though I think he had a fair point.....

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sick_boy, Mon 12 Jan 2004, 11:32, archived)

probably

and this pic was a spur of the moment thing, he has he own opinions

(shat_kat, Mon 12 Jan 2004, 11:33, archived)

And he should atleast be allowed to voice his own opinion.

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StickFigureNinja is worried he may be on the list, Mon 12 Jan 2004, 11:33, archived)

Ahhh, but it's the same as most things these days

It's not up to courts or people who might actually be offended to decide what's offensive, it's up the the tabloids...

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bloid ....dloibbloiddloibbloid...., Mon 12 Jan 2004, 11:35, archived)

Indeed.

And people being offended on behalf of others.

Besides, he said that some islamic states harbour terrorists. They do. He said that some islamic states cut off limbs as punishment. They do; it's part of sharia law. He said that some islamic states repress women. They do.

The real problem is that a lot of british muslim leaders resemble victims looking for a crime. They should grow the fuck up.

(the_hammerhead_tart -- In love with a strict machine, Mon 12 Jan 2004, 11:42, archived)

head, on the & nail

are words that spring to mind, although not necessarily in that order

(mi laddie, Mon 12 Jan 2004, 11:51, archived)

and he does :D

just that most people are never going to agree with anyones opinions, he just voiced them in the wrong place =/

(shat_kat, Mon 12 Jan 2004, 11:36, archived)

Should have been in The Mail

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sick_boy, Mon 12 Jan 2004, 11:48, archived)

What he seems to be saying now is

somewhat more reasonable - that some Arab states are oppressive etc etc. But the article in the Express didn't say that, it said all Arabs are like that.

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MizEmma, Mon 12 Jan 2004, 11:40, archived)

I think he should have clarified that more.....

...But essentially everything he said was factually correct:

Q: Do some Islamic sects employ the use of suicide bombers?
A: Yes

Q: Do some Arab countries meet out amputation as a punishment?
A: Yes

Q: Are Arab women treated as an underclass under holy law?
A: Yes (compare male and female punishment for adultery)

Don't get me wrong. I lived in the middle east for years and likes it alot there. Smashing people and very little crime.

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sick_boy, Mon 12 Jan 2004, 11:44, archived)

Exactly. What was printed was a sweeping

generalisation that covered all Arabs. It made no distinction that it was talking about some Arab states. Maybe that is some sleight-of-hand editing by the Express, but he is still responsible if his by-line is on it.

I agree with you that many Arab states are oppressive and have appaling human rights but I think the point is that that isn't what the article said.

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MizEmma, Mon 12 Jan 2004, 11:50, archived)

No No No!

After you submit copy the sub editor cuts it into whatever shape he wants. You don't get to review it until it's in print! If his original piece said something different to the published version how the hell's he supposed to do anything about it? His byline is not where the buck stops.

(the_hammerhead_tart -- In love with a strict machine, Mon 12 Jan 2004, 12:01, archived)

I can't believe he doesn't have

editorial approval.

Well actually, I can believe it coz they've fucked around with his copy, but he should have got it. Look what's happened now.

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MizEmma, Mon 12 Jan 2004, 12:12, archived)

He has editorial approval, but not control.

He submits copy, the sub edits it, the magazine publishes it. If the meaning of the copy changes between him filing it with the sub and it appearing in print it's nothing to do with him.

(the_hammerhead_tart -- In love with a strict machine, Mon 12 Jan 2004, 12:24, archived)

*cough*ahem*

Mete out amputation....

/PEDANT

(Elusive Squirrel, Mon 12 Jan 2004, 12:26, archived)

Apparently

It was a reprint of an article he had published before that was edited, but not by him, and the problem arose from the way it was edited. Personally, I think he's great.

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Mr Gear the gay-maker, Mon 12 Jan 2004, 11:45, archived)

i concur

he exudes that same older gentleman, silver haired sexyness as the guvnor (hello, Des here) Lynam

(mi laddie, Mon 12 Jan 2004, 11:54, archived)

tabloids of doom

yea kilroy actually said arab states/countries, and they cut that before it went to print

(shat_kat, Mon 12 Jan 2004, 11:54, archived)

Pop Idle.... Looks like she's enjoying that!

Also, anyone got any good wallpapers 600x800, since I accidentally just deleted mine.

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Mr Gear the gay-maker, Mon 12 Jan 2004, 11:30, archived)

you must have a curiously shapen monitor :P

try b3ta backgrounds...

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lemony, Mon 12 Jan 2004, 11:32, archived)

Er, yeah, I like to put my monitor in its side...

Also, I can't find the linkey for the wallpapers. Either I'm not looking hard enough, or it's on a different website.

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Mr Gear the gay-maker, Mon 12 Jan 2004, 11:40, archived)

google for it

it's mister alfies

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lemony, Mon 12 Jan 2004, 11:49, archived)

is it me?

or does that billboard behind her have a picture of Crayyyyg Dayyvid on it?

(Wonchop Where are your goggles, boy?, Mon 12 Jan 2004, 11:35, archived)

It's you.

The picture behind her is an even more bloted image of her own fat face.

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Mr Gear the gay-maker, Mon 12 Jan 2004, 11:37, archived)

www.crapjuggler.co.uk/wallpaper/at_800x600.jpg
www.crapjuggler.co.uk/tellygods/tellygods_dd_800.jpg

Oh and these ones are 1024x768 but can be rescaled

www.crapjuggler.co.uk/wallpaper/spiderman_1024x768.jpg
www.crapjuggler.co.uk/b3ta/brian_old.jpg

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bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Mon 12 Jan 2004, 11:46, archived)

Thanks!

I now have dickenson on my desktop for the time being.

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Mr Gear the gay-maker, Mon 12 Jan 2004, 11:53, archived)

Splendid.

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bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Mon 12 Jan 2004, 11:54, archived)

blimey -

i like the first two - not seen those before.

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pep, Mon 12 Jan 2004, 12:19, archived)

Mr. Hotdog - Episode 5

Episode 4

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Grampa, Mon 12 Jan 2004, 11:26, archived)

*chortle*

woo

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lemony, Mon 12 Jan 2004, 11:28, archived)

haha

I like the name of that posh hot dog place called Bau Waus.

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Fat Boab of dailyreckless.com fame, Mon 12 Jan 2004, 11:31, archived)

We need more science on TV

While looking up last presenters,found that
Kenneth Williams used to present the weird
and wacky inventions on Tomorrows World for
a while.

(Dr_Seuss, Mon 12 Jan 2004, 11:25, archived)

Mmmmmmm......

Su Ingle.

(the_hammerhead_tart -- In love with a strict machine, Mon 12 Jan 2004, 11:27, archived)

Mmmmm..

Philipa Forester.

(DogPoleDumbHorse, Mon 12 Jan 2004, 11:31, archived)

Mmmmm

Humble pie.

(the original woodsman, Mon 12 Jan 2004, 11:33, archived)

No doubt done before

but you can see the attraction can't you....

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Damocles wants no part of your debauchery, Mon 12 Jan 2004, 11:14, archived)

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Baz Fuck off, Mon 12 Jan 2004, 11:16, archived)

(Wong Fei-Hung - now with added flickr.com (see profile), Mon 12 Jan 2004, 11:25, archived)

Charles and Camilla?

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Damocles wants no part of your debauchery, Mon 12 Jan 2004, 11:28, archived)

Charles & Dizilla

(DogPoleDumbHorse, Mon 12 Jan 2004, 11:35, archived)

Godzilla

Parker-Bowles

(Wong Fei-Hung - now with added flickr.com (see profile), Mon 12 Jan 2004, 11:44, archived)

Godzilla Queen?

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Fat Boab of dailyreckless.com fame, Mon 12 Jan 2004, 11:33, archived)

Meanwhile in the House of Cormorants

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Fat Boab of dailyreckless.com fame, Mon 12 Jan 2004, 11:06, archived)

???

aren't those shags?

(tdavidj, Mon 12 Jan 2004, 11:19, archived)

well I don't fancy them

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Fat Boab of dailyreckless.com fame, Mon 12 Jan 2004, 11:19, archived)

nope shags have a little

ruffle on the top of their heads

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lemony, Mon 12 Jan 2004, 11:20, archived)

It looks like a shag-pile carpet,

which is why they're called shags.*

*Statement may or may not contain traces of FACT

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Baz Fuck off, Mon 12 Jan 2004, 11:26, archived)

shag

is a type of cormorant isn't it?
and hooray to boab for making me giggle.

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100% kitten better than ever, Mon 12 Jan 2004, 11:30, archived)

what's disturbing is

that i had to stare at it for a while before i saw what was different..

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Frumbert has no sig, Mon 12 Jan 2004, 12:04, archived)

Could have been done before...

It's just not happening for me this morning...

(Hey Jonny, Park! Fluffeh Pleece, Mon 12 Jan 2004, 11:03, archived)

stand and deliver!

your money or your ~~lives~~ pies!

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lo, the Greebo Warrior - Est. 2002, Mon 12 Jan 2004, 11:04, archived)

Michelle finally realises her dream!

(spudhead, Mon 12 Jan 2004, 11:01, archived)

topical threadjack

you'd think this would be the least of her problems...

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lo, the Greebo Warrior - Est. 2002, Mon 12 Jan 2004, 11:02, archived)

apparently she

needs to go on a diet.

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jsut peopel, Mon 12 Jan 2004, 11:03, archived)

blimey

~~people went out with her.... anoying bitch~~

sorry... i mean... all the best to her... i just hope her career is as short as possible

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lemony, Mon 12 Jan 2004, 11:03, archived)

Nice edit

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StickFigureNinja is worried he may be on the list, Mon 12 Jan 2004, 11:09, archived)

i wonder if they had to roll her in flour to find the wet spot

or if they were lazy, and just rode a ripple...

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lo, the Greebo Warrior - Est. 2002, Mon 12 Jan 2004, 11:09, archived)

I took a swim in the belly-button

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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 12 Jan 2004, 11:11, archived)

arf!

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chobb ,ø¤ºGREATº¤ø,¸¸,ø¤ºRAPISTº¤ø,¸¸,ø¤ºRECOMMENDEDº¤ø, Mon 12 Jan 2004, 11:12, archived)

He explained:

"Excess weight squashes the throat, making it more difficult to breathe."

So the more weight she puts on, the harder it will be for her to breathe...

Anyone want to sponsor her a few more pies?

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emvee cruor deo cruoris, Mon 12 Jan 2004, 11:10, archived)

I had my tonsils out,

and it stopped me from snoring.

Fact.

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jola, Mon 12 Jan 2004, 11:28, archived)

seems a bit extreme

i would have just held a pillow over your face.

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Mon 12 Jan 2004, 11:39, archived)

Such cruelty...

...in one so talentless is a shameful thing to behold.

(the_hammerhead_tart -- In love with a strict machine, Mon 12 Jan 2004, 11:02, archived)

Her enthusiastic pose she's doing there

it seems so forced and insincere.

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StickFigureNinja is worried he may be on the list, Mon 12 Jan 2004, 11:08, archived)

and fat

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chobb ,ø¤ºGREATº¤ø,¸¸,ø¤ºRAPISTº¤ø,¸¸,ø¤ºRECOMMENDEDº¤ø, Mon 12 Jan 2004, 11:17, archived)

Now that's

comedy

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StickFigureNinja is worried he may be on the list, Mon 12 Jan 2004, 11:18, archived)

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chobb ,ø¤ºGREATº¤ø,¸¸,ø¤ºRAPISTº¤ø,¸¸,ø¤ºRECOMMENDEDº¤ø, Mon 12 Jan 2004, 11:23, archived)

The John Simpsons..

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Darryn.R, Mon 12 Jan 2004, 10:58, archived)

haha

the liberator

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Dai_Marzipan Ain't no party like an S Club party, Mon 12 Jan 2004, 10:58, archived)

Brilliant.

just brilliant.

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Razor What the fuck - a sig?, Mon 12 Jan 2004, 11:00, archived)

Woo - hoo!

/Homer

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MizEmma, Mon 12 Jan 2004, 11:04, archived)

I love John Simpson

I just wished he loved me back

(monkeyinasuit, Mon 12 Jan 2004, 11:04, archived)

That is smashing!

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sick_boy, Mon 12 Jan 2004, 11:05, archived)

fantastic

edit - just noticed he looks a lot like Gary Numan

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Fat Boab of dailyreckless.com fame, Mon 12 Jan 2004, 11:08, archived)

Oh how superb!

And nice to see something well thought out that doesn't involve fat bashing.

Woo, yay, and houpla.

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Mr. Sheep Fat Squelchy Goodness, Mon 12 Jan 2004, 11:08, archived)

fantastic :-)

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expf, Mon 12 Jan 2004, 11:14, archived)

Who is John Simpson

(not meant as a lead in to a joke, I just don't know...

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WhoElse I'm what Willis was talking about, Mon 12 Jan 2004, 11:25, archived)

Okay, I'll take you seriously (must be the coffee)

here
news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/in_depth/uk/2000/newsmakers/1660087.stm

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MizEmma, Mon 12 Jan 2004, 11:46, archived)

spitzenklasse!

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100% kitten better than ever, Mon 12 Jan 2004, 11:32, archived)

fabulous!

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mrRush, Mon 12 Jan 2004, 11:49, archived)

Quick n dirty

Probably been done before

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chobb ,ø¤ºGREATº¤ø,¸¸,ø¤ºRAPISTº¤ø,¸¸,ø¤ºRECOMMENDEDº¤ø, Mon 12 Jan 2004, 10:54, archived)

well

i like it!!

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biscuits_alive taste my rainbow, Mon 12 Jan 2004, 11:11, archived)

Ha ha!

Nice one :D

(roomproject, Mon 12 Jan 2004, 11:13, archived)

woo!

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100% kitten better than ever, Mon 12 Jan 2004, 11:32, archived)

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