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its got to happen some day...

(lessthanjoe, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 10:27, archived)

ning

(Wong Fei-Hung - now with added flickr.com (see profile), Wed 11 Feb 2004, 10:26, archived)

AAAAAAAAARGH!!!!

Not tattyshopped then.

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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 10:27, archived)

class bit of work that

deserves much more Woo Yay And Panowie than its getting!

She's so reptilian,
You should have a go with Norman Tebbit, I did a portrait of him for an art project, man he has evil eyes *shudder*

(negative armadillo There never was much hope..just a fool's hope., Wed 11 Feb 2004, 11:10, archived)

what

Terrifying pop up. Who is this trying to be sold to?

(Kalmazoo702, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 10:25, archived)

the

obese

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lazygamer VS tittybiscuits, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 10:25, archived)

Its me

in icon form.

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bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 10:26, archived)

*stifles giggle*

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butchbint, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 10:56, archived)

jaysus

that's scary

I want one

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Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 10:27, archived)

i want to know what emotion it is representing

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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 10:32, archived)

Causing fear

naturally

(Kalmazoo702, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 10:38, archived)

coverting

of pies?

(negative armadillo There never was much hope..just a fool's hope., Wed 11 Feb 2004, 10:56, archived)

Squirrel Skangers

"Yeah Shaz wants ta call da baby Keeley Mercedes"

(Fieldsie, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 10:24, archived)

WTF

is a Skanger?

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sick_boy, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 10:24, archived)

Old fizzy sweets from the 70's

Oh, no, that's Spangles isn't it...

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Darryn.R, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 10:25, archived)

they live on the moon

and eat blue string soup

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new_matt, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 10:26, archived)

A chav

a ned

(Fieldsie, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 10:26, archived)

well, since there's been a call for fluff...

(thanks azra3l, for giving me the excuse)

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atomboy, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 10:21, archived)

That's

Flufftastic mate!

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bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 10:22, archived)

yay for pensioner celebs!

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lazygamer VS tittybiscuits, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 10:23, archived)

woo

yay!

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spikedirection no frills, no skills., Wed 11 Feb 2004, 10:24, archived)

for a brief moment

your pic was perfectly in sync with mine and i almost expected jimmy saville's head to replace fluff's at the end of my pic

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atomboy, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 10:26, archived)

reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeemarkable

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lazygamer VS tittybiscuits, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 10:29, archived)

now thats.........

(Leonardo Acropolis, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 10:23, archived)

Fluff!

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VampireMonkeyOnSpeed a super sexy sexual sex terrorist sex, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 10:27, archived)

woo

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Azra3l Lubrication Persuasion and Brute Force ™, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 10:47, archived)

morning..........have a Gumby Lynx

(Leonardo Acropolis, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 10:19, archived)

mnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnggh

rwoal

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lazygamer VS tittybiscuits, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 10:19, archived)

hello

lynxy gumby
[edit] woo! lynxy gumby

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atomboy, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 10:22, archived)

i'm a pirate now!

yipeee!

(mrmonkfish yolo420weedwizard, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 10:23, archived)

a bum pirate?

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Red wine and cheese., Wed 11 Feb 2004, 10:25, archived)

yes!

and i meant arrrrrr not yipeee

(mrmonkfish yolo420weedwizard, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 10:27, archived)

woo!

Woo-yay!

(satoshii, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 10:07, archived)

I think what you meant to do

was not what you have just done.

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Mr Gear the gay-maker, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 10:08, archived)

Great news - for us teachers anyway

That should keep his mouth shut!

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groovegenerator The man who mistook his wife for his wife, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 10:14, archived)

"The boy's mother, Kay Morgan, said the teacher's alleged actions were "stupid" and added that she was now keeping Ben, who cannot read or write, home from school. "

That's going to help isn't it?

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magnum, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 10:16, archived)

I think

she has a bit of the council about her

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groovegenerator The man who mistook his wife for his wife, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 10:17, archived)

fuck that

THIS is a story!

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new_matt, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 10:19, archived)

pensioners of wales!!

your lives are safe once again!

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lazygamer VS tittybiscuits, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 10:20, archived)

your lives are safe

and your feet are toasty warm

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new_matt, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 10:21, archived)

Fantastic

Are they lined with sheepskin do you think? If so - it's bad news for sheep

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groovegenerator The man who mistook his wife for his wife, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 10:22, archived)

I think

why not just cut off their feet, they'll be dead soon anyway.

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Hankster, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 11:09, archived)

And you ignored this little gem?

Free slippers for the elderly

Edit: Darn, beaten by a mere mortal to the story of the century....

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Station, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 10:21, archived)

mere mortal?

cheeky monkey

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new_matt, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 10:27, archived)

Are you asserting that you have

powers of immortality, or just immorality?

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Station, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 10:30, archived)

woo

mean for me was it?

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spikedirection no frills, no skills., Wed 11 Feb 2004, 10:08, archived)

mean for me, babe,

mean for you,
mean for me, 'cause i want you to.

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 10:09, archived)

why do you always play that song so loud?

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the_fabulous_dancing_yak You like game? You come see 5punk.co.uk. You like!, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 10:10, archived)

it helps him

question his sexuality

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Azra3l Lubrication Persuasion and Brute Force ™, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 10:10, archived)

i don't need question it.

there's nothing wrong with lovin' donkeys.

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 10:14, archived)

cos we want to

cos we want to!

(negative armadillo There never was much hope..just a fool's hope., Wed 11 Feb 2004, 10:51, archived)

i guess you were wanting the reply button?

or maybe some gratuitous verbal abuse?

thread-candy:

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lazygamer VS tittybiscuits, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 10:08, archived)

YOU FUCKING COCK JOCKEY!!!!

what? like that?

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Azra3l Lubrication Persuasion and Brute Force ™, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 10:10, archived)

exactly

fucko

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lazygamer VS tittybiscuits, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 10:13, archived)

waahhh

euurggh......my epilepsy........get the.....DRUGS

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spikedirection no frills, no skills., Wed 11 Feb 2004, 10:13, archived)

I don't care

whether that's a mistake or a deliberate threadwaste
.... but I really kind of like it.

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Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 10:11, archived)

well

Actually, i was replying to the post below, but it logged me out so when i posted again, it came out as a normal post

(satoshii, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 10:13, archived)

an easy mistake to make.

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lazygamer VS tittybiscuits, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 10:15, archived)

Hit the reply button under the post you want to reply to

Click post new message to start a new thread with a beautiful picture in it.

You can click delete to remove your message.

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magnum, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 10:12, archived)

since nobody liked my pic

i'm going to assume that that was for me, so i'll feel like less of a beadle.
thank you satoshii

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atomboy, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 10:13, archived)

Yes,

it is exciting.

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bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 10:18, archived)

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VampireMonkeyOnSpeed a super sexy sexual sex terrorist sex, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 10:18, archived)

Did someone say HORRIBLE TERRIBLE FLAW

Suck on that capitalist goon!!!

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spikedirection no frills, no skills., Wed 11 Feb 2004, 10:01, archived)

did somebody say horrible terrible floor

www.co-prosperity.org/~wonko/london/carpet.jpg

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new_matt, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 10:06, archived)

eurgh

that's revolting

morning, how's the foul meat today?

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atomboy, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 10:07, archived)

err

It's sick i tells ya

(satoshii, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 10:08, archived)

fully maintained

although stocks are running low

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new_matt, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 10:10, archived)

socks are running low?

You need garters, m'boy!

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butchbint, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 10:12, archived)

my new paisley ones

just don't have the 21st century elasticity required for my ankles

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new_matt, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 10:16, archived)

well

it's your birthday in the not too distant future...

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butchbint, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 10:17, archived)

i'd better start running

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new_matt, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 10:20, archived)

as if anyone's surprised

i'm not

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VampireMonkeyOnSpeed a super sexy sexual sex terrorist sex, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 10:16, archived)

hmmm

nice pic.... todays microsoft news has left me wondering how happy they are to have everyone connecting to them over the next week.

(garfi3ld, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 10:31, archived)

Paintmash-a-go-go

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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 10:00, archived)

hahahahaha

brilliant. that's definitely sufficient justification for extermination

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atomboy, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 10:03, archived)

Note

a) lack of hummus, leaving me unable to paintmash a burberry dalek.
b) brown babies

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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 10:07, archived)

there's no

hummus lacking in that picture, it could've been stolen straight from a greek dining table.

she also has one noticeably paler baby. does that mean she's a chinese lady dalek who got it on with both white and black men? hurrah for multiracial relationships - it reminds me that we're not quite america, just yet

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atomboy, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 10:09, archived)

You can buy your own

red, black or silver one from this lovely shop.

(yorksfatboy, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 10:43, archived)

rofl

thats fucking fantastic!!!1111oneoneone

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Azra3l Lubrication Persuasion and Brute Force ™, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 10:05, archived)

Fucking class!

'Ning all!

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harribo, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 10:06, archived)

I suggest they write to their local MP

about their disabilities (forgetting to mention their ability to kill) and see if they can get moved somewhere more suitable.

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magnum, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 10:09, archived)

Wooply-

do, that is great!

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wibblywobbly - helping ugly people get laid since 1982, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 10:13, archived)

bloody daleks

coming over here stealing our jobs
and ... exterminating stuff
(woo)

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Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 10:13, archived)

Ha ha

most excellent

WYH

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lord bofingham, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 17:34, archived)

uhhh yeah its me

all your base may not have been on here in a while but hey... SOMEBODY SET UP US THE BOMB!! :O

(allthefarkenusernamesaretaken Energizer bunny arrested! Charged with battery., Wed 11 Feb 2004, 9:49, archived)

Jenson Button?

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magnum, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 9:50, archived)

nahhh

its me, yeah i get bored sometimes...

(allthefarkenusernamesaretaken Energizer bunny arrested! Charged with battery., Wed 11 Feb 2004, 9:52, archived)

thats you?

*scoops out eyeballs*

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lazygamer VS tittybiscuits, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 9:52, archived)

lmao

hahaha tht uhhh wasnt a compliment was it? :O

(allthefarkenusernamesaretaken Energizer bunny arrested! Charged with battery., Wed 11 Feb 2004, 9:56, archived)

Now if you had done George Bush perhaps, or someone we recognise then maybe I would understand.

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magnum, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 9:56, archived)

www.b3ta.com/board/2739905

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lazygamer VS tittybiscuits, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 9:50, archived)

hello gentlmen

what you say?!?!

(allthefarkenusernamesaretaken Energizer bunny arrested! Charged with battery., Wed 11 Feb 2004, 9:53, archived)

someone set us up

the zig, 'gentlemen'

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lazygamer VS tittybiscuits, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 9:54, archived)

up us

/pedant :P

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the_fabulous_dancing_yak You like game? You come see 5punk.co.uk. You like!, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 9:57, archived)

has anyone heard that tune by :

computer system crash - All your base?

it's well crazy.

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Sixola, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 9:52, archived)

ah lovely

bombed by a homophobic infant
think I'll wander over to www.someotherfuckingmessageboard.com for a bit

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Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 9:57, archived)

I think I might register that domain

Edit: Of course, I clicked it first to check, why must I always click?

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magnum, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 9:58, archived)

because

that's why the lord gave you fingers

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Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 10:03, archived)

it's a bit of a slow

blitz, did I put my hard-hat on for nothing?!

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wibblywobbly - helping ugly people get laid since 1982, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 10:01, archived)

i aint homophobic.... i mean fags call em selves fags. Besides y do they call tht a phobia, i mean its not like n e 1s scared of em. They just bash em coz they fight like girls!

(allthefarkenusernamesaretaken Energizer bunny arrested! Charged with battery., Wed 11 Feb 2004, 10:02, archived)

you just answered yourself

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lazygamer VS tittybiscuits, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 10:04, archived)

i think he meant

"illiterate, homophobic infant"

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new_matt, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 10:04, archived)

it's spelled

anyone. you're not on your mobile now, sonny

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atomboy, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 10:05, archived)

oh yeah just force of habit

lol u guys need to loosen up a bit, I know plenty of gay dudes n they make jokes bout being gay.... so uhhh get over it. Any how are you guys all in the uk? whats the time over there?

(allthefarkenusernamesaretaken Energizer bunny arrested! Charged with battery., Wed 11 Feb 2004, 10:09, archived)

does the posted time

differ in different parts of the world? (not being sarky, just asking). it's nearly quarter past ten.

although calling gays fags isn't inherently homophobic and to an extent reflects slang differences in different countries, one would have to be very charitable to interpret your comments about gays in a positive light

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atomboy, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 10:13, archived)

yeah

the gay lecturer at work gets really offended if people call him a 'fag'

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lazygamer VS tittybiscuits, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 10:14, archived)

charity

begins at homo

/coat

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Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 10:15, archived)

i know this is gonna sound fucking rich coming from me

but oi you lot... be fluffy....

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Azra3l Lubrication Persuasion and Brute Force ™, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 10:09, archived)

I would give odds of about four or five to one

that you are a closet bumgay and will either grow up to accept your dorothy-club membership
or remain a frustrated (and incidentally illiterate) sexual naive for the rest of your sorry little existence

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Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 10:09, archived)

Jamie loves helter skelter........

......so Does Macy....

(cooters Long Time Lurker, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 9:43, archived)

by the look on her face

he surely must have his toes tickling her nipsy.
woo!

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atomboy, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 9:44, archived)

hmm

i dont spose u guys would mind if i just push all ur posts off wit my pointless shopped pix?? :D theyre good but

(allthefarkenusernamesaretaken Energizer bunny arrested! Charged with battery., Wed 11 Feb 2004, 9:47, archived)

make a webpage, put them on it.

link to it.

or DIE

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lazygamer VS tittybiscuits, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 9:48, archived)

I concour

Although are you sure you made that Saddam pic? I saw that go about a few forums, although I don't quite remember if it was that version.

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magnum, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 9:49, archived)

yeah i did

But i have seen similar round... but i did it 1st!!! lol yeah but some1 else was bound to do it.

(allthefarkenusernamesaretaken Energizer bunny arrested! Charged with battery., Wed 11 Feb 2004, 9:51, archived)

i think

most people would mind, quite a lot.
now if monkeon or pippy or eclectech or icezebra or sunshine elephant were to, then one couldn't reasonably complain.
why not save them up and do them a bit at a time, then everyone will think you're ace and want to fellate you*

*may not be 100% FACT

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atomboy, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 9:53, archived)

Been away a while but great to be bak

The fag five r @ it again... Moving onto bigger and better things!
(im just gonna post stuff which iv dun while i was away :D)

(allthefarkenusernamesaretaken Energizer bunny arrested! Charged with battery., Wed 11 Feb 2004, 9:39, archived)

The second from the left

Is Joel from Neighbours, and the guy second right is the Irish guy who hosts the travel show on BBC,

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magnum, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 9:42, archived)

brilliant

WOO!
YAY!
HOUPLA!
PANOWIE!!

(tdavidj, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 9:43, archived)

argh!

That really does look like my dad.

I wish I'd have realised the similarity before they caught him, I could have made a bit of dosh.

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CowJam, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 10:07, archived)

morning all

i thought i may as well offer my first challenge entry for a while...

with apologies to lemony for suggesting that he'd be disappointing

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atomboy, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 9:32, archived)

was that song

"my drug buddy" on there?

i liked that one.

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pixel8.org, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 9:35, archived)

yes

yes it was

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atomboy, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 9:38, archived)

wasn't it a shame about ray?

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Sixola, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 9:55, archived)

yes, a total shame

;D

no it's a different song, i just downloaded it.

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pixel8.org, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 10:00, archived)

TJ:

Who's playing Piratewars2...

I think I've pissed "Da Pirates" (private league) off. Got this message from "Platov", coz I've attacked him!

PLATOV:Oh Bad luck, you picked the fight with the wrong person.
Although I'm looking forward to plundering your ship, I can't say that your future is going to be as bright. You'll be hunted down like a dog and perpetually pissed on by members of my clan, Da pirates are not very nice people.
Good day

YARRRRRRRRRRR, BRUAAHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAA

EDIT: And forgot to say yay! as I'm TJ's your post, but first could you explain it? ; )

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icezebra *insert large monkey*, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 9:39, archived)

that made

no sense whatsoever and i haven't the faintest fucking idea what the hell you could possibly be talking about

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atomboy, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 9:41, archived)

go to

www.piratewars2.com

and join us in pillaging the women and raping the villages.

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icezebra *insert large monkey*, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 9:42, archived)

but for work

and an overactive social life that would be perfect.
how are you anyway, my fine fellow. drawn any penguins lately? i love them

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atomboy, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 9:45, archived)

all it takes

is 5 mins, morning and afternoon. game update runs at 12 midday + midnight.

It's a bit dry on the old penguin front at the moment. I've been playing about trying to animate things... hmmm, I think I should draw one today though.

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icezebra *insert large monkey*, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 9:47, archived)

hmmm, still

i'm too busy with isle getty-batler presently

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atomboy, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 10:06, archived)

I just signed up,

A pirates life for me.

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bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 9:49, archived)

yay!

Shouldn't you be "Pirate Hat Bovine" now then?

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icezebra *insert large monkey*, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 9:50, archived)

Yar

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bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 9:52, archived)

hahaha

even better!

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icezebra *insert large monkey*, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 9:59, archived)

You should gather the hords of B3TA playing pirates

To hunt them down like piss and then perpetually dog them.

(I would, but I don't play.)

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magnum, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 9:41, archived)

I will

I feel they need to be taught a lesson. Scurvy Dogs!

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icezebra *insert large monkey*, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 9:43, archived)

Agggghrrrr

Shiver me main timbers and hoist the gang plank, you be a going hunting. However, I wouldn't be too concerned, anyone who sends bull shit like that to someone over a game is usually a) Spending every waking hour playing that game, trying to grab a small piece of internet imfamy, b) talking shit, and will forget about you tomorrow.

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magnum, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 9:47, archived)

aw...

I wanna fight!

I think you're supposed to make money by trading goods mainly, but I just hang around in one spot and attack everybody. Much more fun : )

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icezebra *insert large monkey*, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 9:51, archived)

so how do i join the gang?

i'm called mrmonkfish funnily

(mrmonkfish yolo420weedwizard, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 9:52, archived)

go to private leagues

and apply to join the b3ta league! nice and simply

See you out there, I'm off to plough the ocean wave...

*waves*

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icezebra *insert large monkey*, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 10:04, archived)

join blackbeards minions

we don't walk on the grass

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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 10:24, archived)

what the hell

is piratewars?

(mrmonkfish yolo420weedwizard, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 9:42, archived)

It's

a internet game - www.piratewars2.com
b3ta have a "gang" / private league on there.

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icezebra *insert large monkey*, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 9:44, archived)

arrrrrrr

i willy happily join your gang

(mrmonkfish yolo420weedwizard, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 9:49, archived)

I might have

a bash at that ye salty sea dogs!

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Netspore, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 9:52, archived)

YARRRRRR!

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harribo, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 10:11, archived)

i guess if i posted my pirate hamster again i'd be in trouble

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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 10:12, archived)

No go right ahead...

*Hides*

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harribo, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 10:13, archived)

in trouble now

naughty repost

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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 10:18, archived)

True but at least I get to say...

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harribo, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 10:31, archived)

Eh?

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Netspore, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 9:45, archived)

Uh?

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harribo, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 10:20, archived)

woo pirate wars

i have a league of my own, blackbeards minions, i was doing really well but now i'm not

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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 10:08, archived)

Ning

Click the mighty picture for thunderous size.

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xandmi, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 9:30, archived)

Raise your hands into the air

We are warriors, warriors of the err bingo hall.

Edit, how rude. Woo! Proper job. Shame I've got sudden visions of old people in leather waistcoats.

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magnum, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 9:35, archived)

even arfer!

By the way: It is not always a pleasant experience to google for pictures of "older ladies", "grannies" and such...

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xandmi, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 9:36, archived)

I can imagine

May I suggest you turn safe search back on. :D

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magnum, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 9:37, archived)

Airlines Begin Screening for Bird Flu Virus

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pixel8.org, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 9:30, archived)

mildly uplifting

go easy, its my first post as well as my first gif

(lessthanjoe, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 9:19, archived)

dont like marmite?! WHAT?!

But your new so i'll let you off for now

Welcome!

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the_fabulous_dancing_yak You like game? You come see 5punk.co.uk. You like!, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 9:24, archived)

mmmmmmmmm

yeast extract

*boiks*

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lazygamer VS tittybiscuits, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 9:25, archived)

*drools*

I missed Breakfast so no Marmite on toast for me this morn :(

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the_fabulous_dancing_yak You like game? You come see 5punk.co.uk. You like!, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 9:26, archived)

yeah

I like marmite:) or vegimite not real fussed... whats that pic actually mean tho...?

(allthefarkenusernamesaretaken Energizer bunny arrested! Charged with battery., Wed 11 Feb 2004, 9:28, archived)

not sure but i think im gonna have a seizure any second though

in a fun way of course : )

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the_fabulous_dancing_yak You like game? You come see 5punk.co.uk. You like!, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 9:30, archived)

hmmmmm

i anit been ere in ages and im on a new comp too. Can n e 1 tell me wat that uploading site is again? Can ya place a link 2 please? :D thx

(allthefarkenusernamesaretaken Energizer bunny arrested! Charged with battery., Wed 11 Feb 2004, 9:26, archived)

Do you mean..

www.smoothftp.com/

EDIT. I assume that's what you mean!

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Netspore, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 9:28, archived)

nahhh

tht aint it. It had dragon in it or sumthing. Thx 4 trying tho

(allthefarkenusernamesaretaken Energizer bunny arrested! Charged with battery., Wed 11 Feb 2004, 9:29, archived)

That'd be

www.ukdragon.com/b3ta/

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Number_6, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 9:31, archived)

yeah thanks

that was the 1

(allthefarkenusernamesaretaken Energizer bunny arrested! Charged with battery., Wed 11 Feb 2004, 9:40, archived)

bet you wish

you hadn't posted the link now.
thankfully mine was clearly too subtle so i needn't take any blame for the inevitable ensuing torrent

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atomboy, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 9:55, archived)

probably means

zykotik's site, but i could be wrong

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atomboy, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 9:31, archived)

Your right!

It is a beautiful world, you're just bringing down the average!

Only joking.

It is a little on the large size though (filesize).

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Netspore, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 9:26, archived)

cheeky fucker

copied me!

(Nacho, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 9:17, archived)

nah, there's

an S after his name.

and while were at it, you could sue pizza hut for stealing your name to sell a special offer.

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lazygamer VS tittybiscuits, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 9:17, archived)

Hunt him down

and kill him.

(tomsk, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 9:18, archived)

I'll wait till Breel gets in one of his strops

and send him out on the mission.

You and the wife gonna be down on Friday?

(Nacho, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 9:20, archived)

Wouldn't like to be in that guy's shoes...

Indeed we are coming down Friday. See you then! I have to go now cos I'm late for work. Ooops.

(tomsk, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 9:22, archived)

oh my!

'Ning to each and every one of you!

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the_fabulous_dancing_yak You like game? You come see 5punk.co.uk. You like!, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 9:20, archived)

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lazygamer VS tittybiscuits, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 9:21, archived)

NING!

Ning, ning, ning, ning, nign (oh bollox!)

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harribo, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 10:21, archived)

as in morning?

or ning mong ninga manga ninga manoo?

(Nacho, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 9:22, archived)

yes sir!

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the_fabulous_dancing_yak You like game? You come see 5punk.co.uk. You like!, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 9:22, archived)

ning

a ning nong my nangalong ning nong

("Furtive stole my hotrod", Mongistry)

(haberman is singing in the changes, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 10:22, archived)

I still say

that you premptively copied me

(Kimbo, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 9:24, archived)

you would say that

and I would reply TRITS.

(Nacho, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 9:28, archived)

TRITS

are you referring to a pirate's boobs? Tits with a little added "Arrrr!"

(Kimbo, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 10:00, archived)

Being as its quiet

have a news-related repost

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thirdman Ia! Ia! R'lyeh Cthulhu ftagn! Ia! Ia! Mglui nafl, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 8:58, archived)

deep breath ...

how ~~shagging~~ celibate self-deluding closet cases in fucking big dresses can even think about calling anybody else deviant centuries after the fucking enlightenment, the discovery of evolution and the pissing industrial revolution is beyond my cocking feeble comprehension
and relax

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Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 9:08, archived)

fucking well said

sir/madam

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Azra3l Lubrication Persuasion and Brute Force ™, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 9:09, archived)

thats one view

if a little militant

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ChaosTime The Fucking Moon Lord, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 9:09, archived)

militancy

is the only response to fluffy-minded small 'c' conservatism given that the alternative ranges from miseducation to child abuse and the AIDS epidemic

this view may also be construed as slightly militant
somebody shop a kitten quick

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Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 9:15, archived)

well, your view is your view

adn i respect that, even if i dont agree with it

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ChaosTime The Fucking Moon Lord, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 9:16, archived)

Gah

Stop making me think dammit!
Far too early..

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Prof. Slocombe, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 9:16, archived)

Sir, I concur

Any organisation that "educates" in Africa by convincing people that condoms are impregnated with AIDS by the manufacturers deserve to burn in the Hell of their creation for all eternity.

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Station, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 9:18, archived)

There was an item on Sky News last night

I was watching it in the gym. They had a baptist minister in, and he was complaining about a bunch of naturists having monthly film nights in a local cinema. His explanation as to why it was all wrong started with "I believe in God and heaven. And I believe he has certain standards." and went downhill from there.

It's just the way he said "certain standards" in such a Daily Mail "standards of decent, upright behaviour" way. It made me imagine a big hand coming out of a cloud, saying "Whatever will the neighbours think!" and smiting the unjust.

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foop, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 9:11, archived)

Did not the Lord intend for us to walk the earth naked anyway?

If I remember correctly from my old RE lessons, it was Adam and Eve who decided to wear clothes after the old apple thing...

[/Theology debate]

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Squid Ink should be stored upright in a cool, dark place, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 9:14, archived)

outside of the garden of eden

there's a draught.

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lazygamer VS tittybiscuits, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 9:16, archived)

i think if there's a god watching over us

he's doing it with a huge double scotch in his hand, laughing at the catholics "ha, ha! you got it all wrong!"

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lazygamer VS tittybiscuits, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 9:15, archived)

Good morning, everyone.

This for no reason at all:

(Small Beer, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 8:43, archived)

should have said

"quick fuck"

it's funnier to me

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ChaosTime The Fucking Moon Lord, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 8:45, archived)

I never

imagined actual sex in 'Star Trek.' And... oh God I just found this [flash.]

(Small Beer, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 8:51, archived)

i like

that a lot!

(Sharpy, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 8:59, archived)

oooOOOooo

if only he didnt have toothache

(Eywood, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 8:45, archived)

Hahaha

sharp.

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durbster durbster.co.uk, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 9:29, archived)

for no reson at all

i will answer

(Horny bugger, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 8:46, archived)

I just came on extra early to say:

Hedgehog flavoured cough medecine.

That is all.

(Johnny2 Harrumph!, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 8:49, archived)

wow

i want some, where do u get it?

(Eywood, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 8:51, archived)

i will reply to that by saying

vanilla ice-cream with curry sauce.

that is all

(Horny bugger, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 8:51, archived)

Does anyone remember

Hedgehog flavoured crisps.

Not a joke, they existed!

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Netspore, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 9:21, archived)

yes, yes i do

but they only seemed to be sold from ice cream vans???

(Murun Buchstansangur's hairpiece, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 9:39, archived)

I wish all actors

were like shatner
w/y

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Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 8:55, archived)

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