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# We've got
strange taste's up North
(Northern Blerk Have I been here before?, Mon 8 Mar 2004, 15:51, archived)
# Thats
very fast food
(I helped save b3ta! blind pew 'bandwagonesque', Mon 8 Mar 2004, 15:53, archived)
# g
roan
woo tut pic
(I helped save b3ta! summat to do with kittens, Mon 8 Mar 2004, 15:53, archived)
# Yeah,
but not much meat on 'em
(Northern Blerk Have I been here before?, Mon 8 Mar 2004, 15:58, archived)
# I prefer
The McWhippet sandwich
(I helped save b3ta! blind pew 'bandwagonesque', Mon 8 Mar 2004, 16:00, archived)
# 1st Northern Blerk: "I've just got a dog!"
2nd Northern Blerk: "Whippet?"

1st Northern Blerk: "No, I bought it!"
(Northern Blerk Have I been here before?, Mon 8 Mar 2004, 16:02, archived)
# Tiger woods 2004: pixel tour
(bigbomba, Mon 8 Mar 2004, 15:47, archived)
# Oh stop resizing things, anyone can do that!
Try drawing your own pixeated images!

(I helped save b3ta! harribo, Mon 8 Mar 2004, 15:50, archived)
# its easy to work out
which one you pixelmashed yourself more than the other
(I helped save b3ta! lazygamer VS tittybiscuits, Mon 8 Mar 2004, 15:51, archived)
# :(
you made me sad
(bigbomba, Mon 8 Mar 2004, 15:56, archived)
# Cheer up, here have a spider!
(I helped save b3ta! harribo, Mon 8 Mar 2004, 16:00, archived)
# AHHHHHH
spider


*runs away
(bigbomba, Mon 8 Mar 2004, 16:01, archived)
# Did anyone watch Arachnaphobia last night?
Shite wasn't it.
(I helped save b3ta! harribo, Mon 8 Mar 2004, 16:02, archived)
# Are you kidding?
Cruel intentions was on Channel 4.
(I helped save b3ta! magnum, Mon 8 Mar 2004, 16:11, archived)
# Here, have a
scary LEGO spider mech thingy
(I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Mon 8 Mar 2004, 16:12, archived)
# Cool!

www.ldraw.org
Make lego stuff on your computer!
(I helped save b3ta! harribo, Mon 8 Mar 2004, 16:18, archived)
# it only has six legs
it's can't be a spider.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Mon 8 Mar 2004, 16:27, archived)
# Woo yay and houpla
I was going to buy 2002 the other day, but I couldn't find it in the shop :(
(I helped save b3ta! magnum, Mon 8 Mar 2004, 15:51, archived)
# golf is shit
and i will defend that point to the death
(I helped save b3ta! lemony, Mon 8 Mar 2004, 15:53, archived)
# Yeah
but I need a bit of a no brainer computer game I can pic up and play for 10-15 mins (actually, most games are no brainers but you get what I mean.) Any ideas?
(I helped save b3ta! magnum, Mon 8 Mar 2004, 15:54, archived)
# emulators
all the way
(I helped save b3ta! lemony, Mon 8 Mar 2004, 15:58, archived)
# *Scratches chin*
Hmm good point. Although I will pick Splinter Cell Pandora tomorrow up when it comes out.
(I helped save b3ta! magnum, Mon 8 Mar 2004, 16:01, archived)
# I'm going to get that.
I've played the first one about 3 times.
(I helped save b3ta! harribo, Mon 8 Mar 2004, 16:04, archived)
# It's a bit linear
But still a great game.

Edit: Appparently there are going to be a few more ways of completing each mission in PT.
(I helped save b3ta! magnum, Mon 8 Mar 2004, 16:07, archived)
# indeed
and is reportedly tough as nails
(I helped save b3ta! summat to do with kittens, Mon 8 Mar 2004, 16:12, archived)
# Good ho
*rubs legs*
(I helped save b3ta! magnum, Mon 8 Mar 2004, 16:14, archived)
# let us know what it's like
i might get myself a copy
(I helped save b3ta! lemony, Mon 8 Mar 2004, 16:16, archived)
# but not as tough as nails as ninja gaiden
which has caused untold amounts of pain
(I helped save b3ta! summat to do with kittens, Mon 8 Mar 2004, 16:17, archived)
# golf is indeed shit
and boring to watch
crazy golf is ok - but only if you don't take it seriously and kertwat the ball as hard as you can
(I helped save b3ta! summat to do with kittens, Mon 8 Mar 2004, 15:55, archived)
# kertwat, eh?
will do!
(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Mon 8 Mar 2004, 15:57, archived)
# kertwat is official* golfing terminology
for 'give it some wellie sunshine'




*37% fact
(I helped save b3ta! summat to do with kittens, Mon 8 Mar 2004, 15:59, archived)
# there is NOTHING crazy about crazy golf
it should be called ever so slightly less shit golf... with a windmill.
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 8 Mar 2004, 16:08, archived)
# Indeed. Life is waaay too short
for golf.
(tomsk, Mon 8 Mar 2004, 16:08, archived)
# Golf
is totally shit, and made all the worse by golfers, who are cnuts to a man.
(Wong Fei-Hung - now with added flickr.com (see profile), Mon 8 Mar 2004, 16:26, archived)
# mash ups
Hi anyone remember what website the michael jackson/ queen mash up was from?
(welwynrose, Mon 8 Mar 2004, 15:42, archived)
# Was it
www.gohomeproductions.com

If it's the Under Pressure/Rock with you one, then yes.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Mon 8 Mar 2004, 15:43, archived)
# thanks
Thanks for that - most prompt & helpful
(welwynrose, Mon 8 Mar 2004, 15:44, archived)
# wow.
i missed that somewhere along the line.
(I helped save b3ta! lazygamer VS tittybiscuits, Mon 8 Mar 2004, 15:45, archived)
# I'd just like to say
Under Pressure is a fantastic song.
I'm gonna listen to it right now infact.
(I helped save b3ta! StickFigureNinja is worried he may be on the list, Mon 8 Mar 2004, 15:46, archived)
# Ice ice baby
is much better
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Mon 8 Mar 2004, 15:49, archived)
# not as good
as "the eve of war" from war of the worlds
(BigBobbyh, Mon 8 Mar 2004, 15:50, archived)
# Good point
I once saw that performed in a hotel in the Isle of Wight with a light/smoke show.
(I helped save b3ta! magnum, Mon 8 Mar 2004, 15:52, archived)
# which itself isn't a patch
on "they saved hitler's cock" by the happy samoans
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Mon 8 Mar 2004, 15:54, archived)
# The remix
with the Jacko song is great.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Mon 8 Mar 2004, 15:52, archived)
# \esrrt0ehw8h8hsrfhhga0q394iqehjh
sdjf0jij0jwejf02u33-5iskasj

e54t


23453tt4t

345t

/pries head back out of keyboard
(I helped save b3ta! lazygamer VS tittybiscuits, Mon 8 Mar 2004, 15:43, archived)
# you need to speak to
these people, see if that can make a HedSense
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 8 Mar 2004, 15:47, archived)
# yay!
*purchases*
(I helped save b3ta! lazygamer VS tittybiscuits, Mon 8 Mar 2004, 15:48, archived)
# id be more impressed
if it gave the cat an eclectic shock as well
(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Mon 8 Mar 2004, 15:50, archived)
# you mean
every time the cat stands on the keyboard some moby plays?
(I helped save b3ta! lazygamer VS tittybiscuits, Mon 8 Mar 2004, 15:51, archived)
# i mean exactly that
would stop me from jumping on keyboards
(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Mon 8 Mar 2004, 15:53, archived)
# lurk-gasm!
(no)
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Mon 8 Mar 2004, 15:43, archived)
# I just got emailed this, and found it midly amusing, probably as old as the hills though
Two Mexicans have been lost in the desert for weeks.
At deaths door, they see a tree in the distance. As they get
closer, they see that it is covered with all kinds of bacon:
smoked bacon, pepper bacon, Canadian bacon, nice
crispy bacon.
"Hey, Pepe," says the first Mexican, "Ees a bacon tree!
We are saved!!" So Pepe goes on ahead and runs up to
the tree.
As he gets to within five feet of the tree, he is gunned
down in a hail of bullets. His friend drops down on the
sand and calls across to the dying Pepe. "Pepe,! Pepe!
Que pasa hombre?" With his last breath, Pepe
calls out, Ugh, run amigo,run, ees not a bacon tree,
ees a ham bush
(I helped save b3ta! StickFigureNinja is worried he may be on the list, Mon 8 Mar 2004, 15:44, archived)
# groan
(I helped save b3ta! lazygamer VS tittybiscuits, Mon 8 Mar 2004, 15:45, archived)
# huh uh huh
(I helped save b3ta! Toma_o, Mon 8 Mar 2004, 15:46, archived)
# hahahahahahaha
some old hills are still funny
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Mon 8 Mar 2004, 15:47, archived)
# Ow.
You made my brain hurt.
(I helped save b3ta! Chrico is a bounder and a cad, Mon 8 Mar 2004, 15:47, archived)
# OH
FUCK
NO.
(I helped save b3ta! 100% Cock Raw like carrots., Mon 8 Mar 2004, 15:48, archived)
# not the worst joke ever, lets be fair to him
wouldn't exactly fit on a Penguin wrapper though
(prolix - wont be cutting off his hair for any starving kids., Mon 8 Mar 2004, 15:48, archived)
# Si!
Ay! No es bueno!
(Fragger, Mon 8 Mar 2004, 15:49, archived)
# Maybe
If they invent super size penguin bars.

Emperor Penguins, they'd be called.
(I helped save b3ta! Chrico is a bounder and a cad, Mon 8 Mar 2004, 15:49, archived)
# emperor penguins:
they're not for girls
(I helped save b3ta! lazygamer VS tittybiscuits, Mon 8 Mar 2004, 15:50, archived)
# Cor!
Patent it.
Or copyright it.
Or at least 'shop it and enter it in the challenge!
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Mon 8 Mar 2004, 15:50, archived)
# oooh
I want one
yum yum
(I helped save b3ta! summat to do with kittens, Mon 8 Mar 2004, 15:50, archived)
# Quick copyright it!
Too late, they've nicked it.
(I helped save b3ta! harribo, Mon 8 Mar 2004, 15:52, archived)
# two eggs in a frying pan
1: "arrrrgh it burns!"
2: "Holy shit! a talking egg!"
(I helped save b3ta! lazygamer VS tittybiscuits, Mon 8 Mar 2004, 15:50, archived)
# bwa ha ha ha
i like that ver' much
(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Mon 8 Mar 2004, 15:52, archived)
# Q: Why did little Johnny fall off his swing?
A: He had no arms.

/Refluffs
(I helped save b3ta! harribo, Mon 8 Mar 2004, 15:54, archived)
# A man sent in ten puns to a competition, hoping at least one would win.
Sadly, no pun in ten did.
(I helped save b3ta! Chrico is a bounder and a cad, Mon 8 Mar 2004, 15:55, archived)
# Mary Mary quite contrary how does your garden grow?
fuckoff y'dirty bastid i live in a fuggin' flat.
(I helped save b3ta! lazygamer VS tittybiscuits, Mon 8 Mar 2004, 15:55, archived)
# Waaheey! Comedy hour at b3ta.*
*Comedy hour last approximately 3 minutes.
(I helped save b3ta! harribo, Mon 8 Mar 2004, 16:10, archived)
# Q. why did the monkey fall out of the tree?
A. because it was dead

Q. why did the other monkey fall out of the tree?
A. because it was stapled to the dead one
(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Mon 8 Mar 2004, 15:55, archived)
# Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree?
He thought it was a game.

Why did the tree fall over?
It thought it was a monkey?
(I helped save b3ta! harribo, Mon 8 Mar 2004, 15:58, archived)
# ooh
i didnt know there was more to it
(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Mon 8 Mar 2004, 16:00, archived)
# why did the 4th moneky fall?
it was left in mid air after the tree fell.
(I helped save b3ta! StickFigureNinja is worried he may be on the list, Mon 8 Mar 2004, 16:00, archived)
# Why did the 5th monkey fall?
It was thrown out of a plane in another unrelated joke.
(I helped save b3ta! harribo, Mon 8 Mar 2004, 16:05, archived)
# WTFAYBOA?
Or as we say in the trade, witifukaiyboah?
(I helped save b3ta! WhoElse I'm what Willis was talking about, Mon 8 Mar 2004, 15:49, archived)
# ok, ive asked this so many times
but with no response.
what does the b stand for?

and an explanation of the even longer one wouldnt go amiss

ta
(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Mon 8 Mar 2004, 15:52, archived)
# banging
(I helped save b3ta! magnum, Mon 8 Mar 2004, 15:53, archived)
# ok, thanks
and the longer one?
(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Mon 8 Mar 2004, 15:54, archived)
# Fuck knows
I would assume it is to make it look more like what it means.
(I helped save b3ta! magnum, Mon 8 Mar 2004, 15:59, archived)
# boasting?
Dunno really
(Fragger, Mon 8 Mar 2004, 16:14, archived)
[challenge entry] get rich quick
i'm posting this as a reply so no one notices how poor it is...
() do bears shit on the wooden pope?, Mon 8 Mar 2004, 15:51, archived)
# You
need teh uplaod coadz.
(Wong Fei-Hung - now with added flickr.com (see profile), Mon 8 Mar 2004, 16:27, archived)
# cross bandwagoning
(ph0t0sh0p wh0re who is really Brian Blessed just not as loud, Mon 8 Mar 2004, 15:41, archived)
# I'M IN A WHEELCHAIR!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Mon 8 Mar 2004, 15:44, archived)
# =D
(I helped save b3ta! lazygamer VS tittybiscuits, Mon 8 Mar 2004, 15:46, archived)
# Damn thing just bit me
(Experiment 626, Mon 8 Mar 2004, 15:41, archived)
# looks like
it packs a bite as well!
(prolix - wont be cutting off his hair for any starving kids., Mon 8 Mar 2004, 15:43, archived)
# Yah!
eep
(I helped save b3ta! @stephenshortt Jaysus it's been a while!, Mon 8 Mar 2004, 15:44, archived)
# Get to a doctor
It looks poisonous!

(I helped save b3ta! harribo, Mon 8 Mar 2004, 15:56, archived)
# heheh
EEEEP!
(DragonSkiz, Mon 8 Mar 2004, 16:01, archived)
#


(BigBobbyh, Mon 8 Mar 2004, 15:40, archived)
# hahahahaha
Run ! Woo !
(Experiment 626, Mon 8 Mar 2004, 15:41, archived)
# ha ha ha
i want an attack badger.
mummy, i want one of them attack badgers.
but muuuum, brians got one



s'not fair
(I helped save b3ta! summat to do with kittens, Mon 8 Mar 2004, 15:43, archived)
# ha ha nice one Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! djrich - Live from Houghton Regis got this thing for Clémence Poésy, Mon 8 Mar 2004, 15:45, archived)
# thats a bit jean
jeanie us
(prolix - wont be cutting off his hair for any starving kids., Mon 8 Mar 2004, 15:45, archived)
# seamless.
woo! yay! HOUPLA!
(I helped save b3ta! stup0t, Mon 8 Mar 2004, 15:47, archived)
# thats some good shit
made me laugh. lots
(Pauld, Mon 8 Mar 2004, 15:50, archived)
# im so jealous
-__-
(ph0t0sh0p wh0re who is really Brian Blessed just not as loud, Mon 8 Mar 2004, 15:55, archived)
# What a coincidence!
I have a badger-powered attack-rocket!
(I helped save b3ta! harribo, Mon 8 Mar 2004, 15:57, archived)
[challenge entry] Opening up a whole new, erm, market..
(I helped save b3ta! Muns, Mon 8 Mar 2004, 15:39, archived)
# Recommended by the
Fist Family?
(I helped save b3ta! Toma_o, Mon 8 Mar 2004, 15:41, archived)
# quite possibly
i'm going to go and throw away my bubble tube now, its growing something that looks like a beard on the inside.
(I helped save b3ta! Muns, Mon 8 Mar 2004, 15:43, archived)
# mmm...
classy!
(spook, Mon 8 Mar 2004, 15:34, archived)
# what flavour?
salt and vinegar-soaked sponge on a stick?
(I helped save b3ta! blind pew 'bandwagonesque', Mon 8 Mar 2004, 15:36, archived)
# Bacon
by the looks of it - 98% Kosher
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 8 Mar 2004, 15:37, archived)
# How
inappropriate!
(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Mon 8 Mar 2004, 15:37, archived)
# indeed
"down with this sort of thing!"
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 8 Mar 2004, 15:38, archived)
# careful now
(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Mon 8 Mar 2004, 15:41, archived)
# Careful now!
(I helped save b3ta! harribo, Mon 8 Mar 2004, 15:42, archived)
# ha! beatcha
(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Mon 8 Mar 2004, 15:46, archived)
# Bah!
Curse this dial-up connection!
(I helped save b3ta! harribo, Mon 8 Mar 2004, 15:47, archived)
# yup
i knew i came to uni for a reason, broadband!
(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Mon 8 Mar 2004, 15:48, archived)
# Is there any other reason?
(I helped save b3ta! harribo, Mon 8 Mar 2004, 16:07, archived)
# hmmm
the king of the jews might not have gone for that...
(I helped save b3ta! blind pew 'bandwagonesque', Mon 8 Mar 2004, 15:37, archived)
# There's lots of things he didn't like
moaning old goat
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 8 Mar 2004, 15:39, archived)
# being nailed
to a cross for one...
(I helped save b3ta! blind pew 'bandwagonesque', Mon 8 Mar 2004, 15:40, archived)
# serves him right
for his self righteous suicide
(negative armadillo There never was much hope..just a fool's hope., Mon 8 Mar 2004, 15:58, archived)
# That's definitely
what the romans thought
(I helped save b3ta! blind pew 'bandwagonesque', Mon 8 Mar 2004, 16:03, archived)
# Did
you mean to spel 'crisp' wrong?
(I helped save b3ta! Razor What the fuck - a sig?, Mon 8 Mar 2004, 15:36, archived)
# i think he meant
CHRIST - T + P = CHRISP
(shaurz, Mon 8 Mar 2004, 15:37, archived)
# yeah
I gettit.
(I helped save b3ta! Razor What the fuck - a sig?, Mon 8 Mar 2004, 15:38, archived)
# as in Jesus Chrisp?
afternoon all. I've been 'away'...
(I helped save b3ta! Toma_o, Mon 8 Mar 2004, 15:37, archived)
# wasn't he the relative of quentin
who was still a bender?
(I helped save b3ta! Muns, Mon 8 Mar 2004, 15:41, archived)
# Yes,
but he wasn't An Englishman in New York..
(I helped save b3ta! Toma_o, Mon 8 Mar 2004, 15:42, archived)
# I really
like that
(I helped save b3ta! christhebarker, Mon 8 Mar 2004, 15:40, archived)
# hahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Milkman Dan, Mon 8 Mar 2004, 16:10, archived)
# StupendousMan!!!!
(lightningwon, Mon 8 Mar 2004, 15:34, archived)
# Yay!
Now do arch-nemesis, Mom-lady!
(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Mon 8 Mar 2004, 15:35, archived)
# MomLady!
great idea: will do
(lightningwon, Mon 8 Mar 2004, 15:35, archived)
# Excellent,
you are my bitch!
(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Mon 8 Mar 2004, 15:36, archived)
# watch it...
the bitch, she bites
(lightningwon, Mon 8 Mar 2004, 15:37, archived)
# Nice username, btw.
REM-fan, by any chance?
(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Mon 8 Mar 2004, 15:38, archived)
# somewhat...
but actually from a song a friend wrote
(lightningwon, Mon 8 Mar 2004, 15:39, archived)
# Is your friend Michael Stipe?
*realises how unlikely this is*
:(
(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Mon 8 Mar 2004, 15:40, archived)
# nah, my friend's hotter...
please explain which REM song refs lightning?
(lightningwon, Mon 8 Mar 2004, 15:42, archived)
# Lightnin Hopkins off Document

When I lay myself to sleep pray that I don't go too deep
Lightnin' won, lightnin' won
Because it's cold down, gold down there, crow!

Flat lands low lands on the track
Shows the water pan the track
Lightnin' won, lightnin' won
Close up hands to silhouette, crow!

Lightnin' won, lightnin' won

Hound bark on the track
Hound crow hold onto your hat
Lightnin' won, lightnin' won
Low lands, timberlands, bad lands, bird lands

Edit: but what can it possibly mean?

(I helped save b3ta! blind pew 'bandwagonesque', Mon 8 Mar 2004, 15:49, archived)
# thank you
blind one
(lightningwon, Mon 8 Mar 2004, 15:53, archived)
# blind won
in the style of stipe

(I helped save b3ta! blind pew 'bandwagonesque', Mon 8 Mar 2004, 15:54, archived)
# Woo nice
hehe major lurking going on here
(yay for mutants, Mon 8 Mar 2004, 15:44, archived)
# I'm sure it's been done


But when did that ever stop anyone?
(Ecclesia, Mon 8 Mar 2004, 15:25, archived)
# awwwww
mwahhhhh
(I helped save b3ta! MrSanity has maybe kicked the WoW habit forever, Mon 8 Mar 2004, 15:26, archived)
# yeuuurgh
tastes like tuna

wooyay
(I helped save b3ta! lemony, Mon 8 Mar 2004, 15:27, archived)
# Phwarrr.
(Text_Fish -- Humourcide., Mon 8 Mar 2004, 15:30, archived)
# AAAAAAH CHRIST!!! MY NOSE!!!
GET HIM OFF! GET HIM OFF!!!!!!!!
(Scorcho, Mon 8 Mar 2004, 15:30, archived)
# how can
i tell?
(mikrob, Mon 8 Mar 2004, 15:31, archived)
# Now - today's topic is...
(witty_ditty has made multiple miaows since, Mon 8 Mar 2004, 15:24, archived)
# Yay, my 700th post
and one of the seven hundred was bloody funny, well mildly amusing, erm, well it raised a slight grin...from me.

Oh well, back to reality...


(I helped save b3ta! wibblywobbly - helping ugly people get laid since 1982, Mon 8 Mar 2004, 15:18, archived)
# i'm debating buying one of these:
www.cappuccinopc.com/espressopc.asp

to run as a server for my net connection some of the time and as a pc i can drag around to mates houses and stuff the rest of the time

anyone got any experience with this sortof thing?


edit: oops sorry, first reply threadjack :S

wooyay for 700 posts
(I helped save b3ta! lemony, Mon 8 Mar 2004, 15:22, archived)
# How dissapointing.
I was expecting a PC/Espresso Machine hybrid...
(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Mon 8 Mar 2004, 15:23, archived)
# i'll admit that that was what i was hoping for wen i clicked originally
sadly it was not to be
(I helped save b3ta! lemony, Mon 8 Mar 2004, 15:26, archived)
# Buy one
and buy a docking station.
Then you can explain how they have got a CD-ROM and a floppy drive into an apparently miniscule ammount of space.
(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Mon 8 Mar 2004, 15:28, archived)
# actually i thionk i'll just get a cheaper
but more ugly one
(I helped save b3ta! lemony, Mon 8 Mar 2004, 15:30, archived)
# Boo!
How practical...
(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Mon 8 Mar 2004, 15:31, archived)
# Be enviromentally friendly
upgrade
(I helped save b3ta! StickFigureNinja is worried he may be on the list, Mon 8 Mar 2004, 15:41, archived)
# i saw that this morning
1.5 tons of it is water

this is to run as a server to connect our wired and wireless networks basically
(I helped save b3ta! lemony, Mon 8 Mar 2004, 15:46, archived)
# actually i'm now looking at second hand ones
(I helped save b3ta! lemony, Mon 8 Mar 2004, 15:49, archived)
# Yes very pretty but can you draw spunking cocks with it?
It doesn't mention them in the blurb.
(I helped save b3ta! 100% Cock Raw like carrots., Mon 8 Mar 2004, 15:23, archived)
# it has a touchpad
if i installed linux on it it would have the GIMP therefore i can draw spunking cocks
(I helped save b3ta! lemony, Mon 8 Mar 2004, 15:25, archived)
# buy it then.
(I helped save b3ta! summat to do with kittens, Mon 8 Mar 2004, 15:26, archived)
# So what you are saying
is that you need a GIMP to make your cock spunk....?
(I helped save b3ta! 100% Cock Raw like carrots., Mon 8 Mar 2004, 15:28, archived)
# make
sure it complies with HTCPCP/1.0 (RFC2324), then you won't have much trouble
(radja, Mon 8 Mar 2004, 15:32, archived)
# Yeah. I'm so dead!
Woo, first thing in the morning. It's morning in California.
And a happy 700th
(I helped save b3ta! cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Mon 8 Mar 2004, 15:23, archived)
#
(Dr Frank, Mon 8 Mar 2004, 15:17, archived)
# Heh.
Rats -are- known to have a sixth sense for impending doom.

Edit: Woo btw!
(Text_Fish -- Humourcide., Mon 8 Mar 2004, 15:26, archived)
# Just saw this on Ananova!
(I helped save b3ta! christhebarker, Mon 8 Mar 2004, 15:17, archived)
# lol
looks real
(Pengin, Mon 8 Mar 2004, 15:20, archived)
# TJ:
That b3ta search site, please, somebody.
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. A-MOL is lurking around these parts again, Mon 8 Mar 2004, 15:29, archived)
#
glassco.cx
(I helped save b3ta! lazygamer VS tittybiscuits, Mon 8 Mar 2004, 15:30, archived)
# Hahah.
Woo!
(Text_Fish -- Humourcide., Mon 8 Mar 2004, 15:20, archived)
# what have you changed?
all the top models are wearing them
(I helped save b3ta! MrSanity has maybe kicked the WoW habit forever, Mon 8 Mar 2004, 15:20, archived)
# fat americans
Am just about to buy a mens one from the shop and it says - "European cut for more comfortable fit" Is that opposed to a North American fat fugger cut then?
(I helped save b3ta! ReReformed, Mon 8 Mar 2004, 15:26, archived)
# Without a doubt
I'm (unfortunately) an american. I have a walrus for a neighbor. I was tempted to harpoon her yesterday. Fucking americans, is right. Many aren't, but the few who are really SUCK.
/sorry. I'll behave myself for the rest of the day.
(I helped save b3ta! cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Mon 8 Mar 2004, 15:31, archived)
# Naturally



I'm in favour of this type of thing
(I helped save b3ta! blind pew 'bandwagonesque', Mon 8 Mar 2004, 15:27, archived)
# yay!

btw, I just 4rthured the Melbourne cartoon clicky to you
(I helped save b3ta! dotmund .co.uk, Mon 8 Mar 2004, 15:30, archived)
# btw
is that furtive she's wearing?
(I helped save b3ta! blind pew 'bandwagonesque', Mon 8 Mar 2004, 16:34, archived)
[challenge entry] You will give me all of your money.


Source Img.
(Text_Fish -- Humourcide., Mon 8 Mar 2004, 15:17, archived)
# cash or cheque?
woo
(I helped save b3ta! MrSanity has maybe kicked the WoW habit forever, Mon 8 Mar 2004, 15:18, archived)
# Pay me in pennies ...
next time I'm round your way so I can go and blow'em at the pier. :)
(Text_Fish -- Humourcide., Mon 8 Mar 2004, 15:33, archived)
# You take paypal?
(I helped save b3ta! 100% Cock Raw like carrots., Mon 8 Mar 2004, 15:21, archived)
# Tell y'what, you can both just buy me a beer. :)
(Text_Fish -- Humourcide., Mon 8 Mar 2004, 15:23, archived)
# somebody could make a fortune
selling a book on gif optimisation ...

*gives money anyway*
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Mon 8 Mar 2004, 15:32, archived)
# ...
*Buys the book with Dr.Shambolics discarded money* :)
(Text_Fish -- Humourcide., Mon 8 Mar 2004, 15:35, archived)
# There has to be a moral here somewhere
(CrazyCucumber bored sig:, Mon 8 Mar 2004, 15:15, archived)
# it's crap but
(Pengin, Mon 8 Mar 2004, 15:13, archived)
# poor
mc-wannabe
(mikrob, Mon 8 Mar 2004, 15:32, archived)
# Quiet or LOUD


clicky bigger

Edit: Lets try this again shall we
(LexLexington Feels the need, the need for a speedy cup of tea, Mon 8 Mar 2004, 15:13, archived)
# dun dun dunnnn
REDEX
Edit: much better.
(Pengin, Mon 8 Mar 2004, 15:14, archived)
# Pesky kids.

(baroo_the_cat Valley of Weights, Mon 8 Mar 2004, 15:13, archived)
# haha
giraffti! woo :)
(I helped save b3ta! rogan, Mon 8 Mar 2004, 15:16, archived)
# woo
(I helped save b3ta! Obz Click, ting, stamps, Mon 8 Mar 2004, 15:29, archived)
# Wow, what a difference
(bigbomba, Mon 8 Mar 2004, 15:09, archived)
# heh
made me larf that
(I helped save b3ta! youknowyouloveit, Mon 8 Mar 2004, 15:18, archived)
# for such a sill and funny image
it di'n't get much in t'way of preciation.

so
(I helped save b3ta! WhoElse I'm what Willis was talking about, Mon 8 Mar 2004, 15:43, archived)

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